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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Oh, where those your
parents? Poor little guy.
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Oh, well. Time erases
traumatic memories.
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At least that's what my Scout Leader
told me when he made me suck his...
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Hmm...
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Huh. It does work.
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Don't worry, little cub.
I'll take care of you.
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Son, never forget us.
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Never forget where you came from.
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Googoo, gaa-gaa...
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God damn, I'm good.
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Malloy, what do you say we take
a hike and connect with nature?
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I have all the nature I need right here.
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Die, you worthless animals!
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Extinction achieved!
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So this shit was rated
"E" for everyone, huh?
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Aah!
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♪Brickleberry!
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♪Brickleberry!
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Oh, God. It's that day again.
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It's Malloy's parents' murderversary.
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Don't look guilty. Don't look guilty.
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- Steve?
- Aah! I'm sorry!
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- Uh, for what?
- Uh, uh...
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Oh!
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For that. Just wanted
to apologize beforehand.
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Apology accepted, Steve.
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Steve, don't you ever
hit Connie with a chair!
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Use the Connie club.
That's what it's there for.
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Now listen up, Rangers. It's
April 22nd. Also known as...
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The day that Malloy's
parents were killed!
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No. Earth Day.
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Jesus, Steve. Why
would you bring that up?
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Well, not because there's a horrible
memory or crushing guilt weighing on me.
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Oh, look at the time.
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Ah!
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Woody, since when do
you care about Earth Day?
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Since always, Ethel.
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Earth is my planet.
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And my planet is full of soupy dipshits
who go to National Parks on Earth Day
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to pretend to give a flying
sheep's queef about nature.
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AKA, this is the day we
makes da mad Benjamins.
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Am I right, Denzel?
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Yeah, you would be, if this was
the early '90s and you were black.
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Actually, Denzel, it
wasn't until the late '90s
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when "Benjamins" entered
the black verna...
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Oh!
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Denzel! It's three steps away!
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Ooh, almost had it.
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My God! What is the point of this?
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It's for the environment, Ethel.
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I'm trying to return this trout to
its natural habitat... that deep fryer.
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Jackpot!
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Woody, this is a joke.
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Your "celebration of nature"
is destroying our park.
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Ethel, that offends me.
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Now shut up and help me
oil up these pelicans.
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Malloy!
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There's my best little orphaned friend.
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What is up with you?
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Every year, around this time, you
start acting weirder than usual.
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Nonsense. Here, I got you a card.
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"So your parents died
in a gruesome accident".
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"Better luck next time".
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Uh, how is this supposed to cheer me up?
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Sorry. What else can I do?
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- How about stick your dick in a beehive?
- On it.
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- Honeybee or yellow jacket?
- Whichever one's more aggressive.
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Yellow jacket it is.
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Huh, this isn't so bad.
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It kind of tickles.
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Aagh!
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Now it's bad!
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Aah! They're stinging my penis.
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They are really stinging my penis!
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Something must have pissed them off. Oh!
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Wow, that actually cheered me
up more than I thought it would.
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Okay. I'll stick with it.
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Well, time to do my
part for the environment.
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Well, not only is it quiet, it's
the safest car on the ro... aah!
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This really is quiet. They
can't even hear me coming.
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What?
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Malloy, it's Steve. I'm
calling from the hospital.
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Turns out I'm allergic
to yellow jackets.
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The good news is, my
penis is now 13 inches...
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- Wide.
- Feel free to never call me again, okay?
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Ah. This is the life.
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Hello, bear. We need to talk.
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Jessica Simpson?
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Oh, so this is the animal
that thinks he is a human.
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Hello, human.
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Can we get you some answering machine?
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Or perhaps a McBurger King?
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Is this, like, a... is
this Tyler Perry humor?
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- Because I do not get it.
- Silence!
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Look at these animals that you drove upon
with your fuel-efficient death machine.
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I didn't see a single
animal crossing sign.
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- So whose fault's that?
- Screw you, human lover.
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Let me eat this pussy, boss.
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Easy, Joe Wolf. No one
will be eating pussy today.
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Ah, man.
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The bear is not to blame.
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The humans made him this way.
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I am Moose Nazir, leader of the animals.
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Welcome to my humble home.
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Please, bring this honored
guest our finest foods.
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So all your other foods
are worse than this?
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Come now, this is a great
delicacy for an animal.
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I harvest these larvae myself, from
the anus of a magnificent elk carcass.
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I just had the bottomless bowl of
ass maggots at the Olive Garden.
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Sorry, I am gonna...
oh, I gotta go home.
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To the human world?
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You don't belong there. What
is so wrong with this place?
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Um, ass maggots.
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Fair enough. You are free to go.
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I just thought you might want to know
what really happened to your parents.
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My parents were accidentally
killed by a tourist.
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Huh? Killed by a tortoise?
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No, a tourist.
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Who you calling a tourist,
you uppity little bitch?
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I've lived here for 273 years.
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I did blow off Sacagawea's ass!
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Oh, you poor, misguided bear.
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You live, eat, sleep
among the human Rangers.
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And yet you don't know that one of your
beloved Rangers murdered your parents!
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What? That's impossible.
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I saw it with my own eyes.
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Holy shit. Who was it?
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I don't know. They all
look the same to me.
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I know which one it was.
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- The purple one.
- Wolves are color-blind, Joe Wolf!
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You don't know what the
[Bleep] you're talking about.
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- He sounded purple.
- How could they?
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Feel the anger surge through your veins.
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Let it overtake you.
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I want blood.
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As dipping sauce for ass maggots, right?
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No, for revenge.
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Well, revenge is a dish
best served with ass maggots.
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Seriously, just try one
of these ass maggots.
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I just don't get it.
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Why would a ranger kill my parents?
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Because humans are evil.
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This injuries are just from
the Earth Day celebration.
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Our doctors have been
working around the clock.
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Give me your report, Dr. Gooseniak.
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Hmm, this fox has a serious head wound.
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Lick it.
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This skunk has a severely broken leg.
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Lick it.
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And this raccoon has a sprained penis.
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Gary, you've sprained your
penis every day this week.
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What can I say? I lead an active life.
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Now make with the licking.
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Humans have always mistreated animals.
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What can I do to help?
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Malloy, you are the only one that can
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communicate our demands
to those filthy humans.
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Take up our cause, and I promise
you vengeance for your parents.
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I'll do it.
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Oh, I just remembered.
I also sprained my balls.
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The bad news is, the yellow
jackets that burrowed up my pee hole
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made a nest out of my prostate.
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Jesus, what's the good news?
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- I'm pissing honey.
- Yuck!
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Wow, Malloy. You look so
serious. Everything all...
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Silence, human.
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Malloy, what's wrong?
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You've never called Connie human before.
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Because that's what you all are.
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And we have a lot of
problems with humans.
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Oh, yeah? Who's "we"?
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Did you make some new furry friends?
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Good for you.
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Here's a list of all of our demands.
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Aw, that's cute.
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"Stop polluting. No more motor vehicles.
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And more hot, wet goat cooter"?
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Hell, yeah!
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I mean, how did that get on there?
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I mean, baa.
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Malloy, that is a bunch of
adorable, time-wasting nonsense.
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- Anything else?
- Yes.
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Turn over the ranger
who killed my parents.
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A ranger killed your parents?
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Impossible!
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No ranger could do something so cruel.
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Right, Steve?
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Steve, shut up.
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You sound like Adele walking
up a flight of stairs.
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- Sorry.
- So Woody, do we have a deal?
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Aw, daddy's little fuzzy
wuzzy wants to be a commie.
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What're you gonna do if we don't comply
with all your wittle bittie demands?
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Strike?
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How the hell do animals go on strike?
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Uh, yeah, I probably should have
offered to help with those signs.
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Hey! You! Where are you
going? You just got here.
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Hey, no one wants to go
to a park without animals.
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Yeah, it's like going to a Lakers
game and not getting gang banged
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by the team while my
husband pulls the car around.
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Yeah! What'd she say?
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You two!
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Go round us up some animals who
aren't afraid to cross a picket line.
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Scabs?
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You want us to get you scab animals?
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Don't think of them as scabs.
Think of them as improvements.
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You know, like when Jar Jar kicked that
Star Wars franchise into hyperspace.
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Swims like a fish, talks
like a slave. It's brilliant!
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How did George come up with that?
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Oh, he's a [Bleep] genius.
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Oops. My bad.
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- I didn't mean to kill an animal.
- It's okay. Fish are assholes.
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You are learning well, young cub.
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And for that, I want to give you a gift.
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Awesome. Lay it on me, Naz.
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Oh, what is happening right now?
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You gotta be kidding me!
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Moose Nazir has never let
another animal sniff his butt.
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Do you have any idea
what a big honor this is?
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- No?
- You ungrateful bastard.
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Let me get in there,
boss. I'll sniff you good.
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I'll get in so deep, you'll be
shittin' boogers for a month.
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No, Joe Wolf.
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This honor is reserved
for the son I never had.
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I'm an animal. This is what animals do.
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Just do it.
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Oh... what an honor.
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Oh.
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Oh, you like it? Please.
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Grab a sniff for the road.
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Scab animals? Has Woody
lost his goddamn mind?
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Yes, but this is an opportunity to
help neglected and abused animals.
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We can give them the life they deserve.
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Like this hungry little kitty.
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Ow! Bastard!
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Look at that man just abusing his dog.
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Making him wear an
Arizona Cardinals jersey.
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Excuse me, Sir. Would you
happen to have the time?
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- Why, yes, it's...
- Your dog's a frozen turkey.
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Oh, my God!
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Then what did I put in the oven?
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What's all this?
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I'm going through all the old park's
security footage to prove our innocence.
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Well, good luck making your way
through countless hours of...
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Hey, look at this.
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It's a tape from the same day
Malloy ended up on our doorstep.
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Wow, Steve.
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You sound like Adele going down on me.
249
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,074
Is everything okay?
250
00:12:19,075 --> 00:12:20,708
No. No, it's not.
251
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:23,277
The jig is up, Connie. There's
something I need to admit.
252
00:12:23,278 --> 00:12:26,483
Jar Jar Binks, what are
you doing in my room?
253
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:29,916
Meesa like. Meesa like you.
254
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,019
Oh Jar Jar, what are you
doing? Jar Jar, this is crazy!
255
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,780
Stop. Stop. Don't stop.
256
00:12:34,781 --> 00:12:36,422
Don't... oh. Ah.
257
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,423
Oh, that feels good.
258
00:12:39,632 --> 00:12:40,726
Jesus Christ!
259
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,613
When I said "scab animals,"
260
00:12:42,614 --> 00:12:44,796
I didn't mean animals with scabs on 'em!
261
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,198
Does that cat have feline AIDS?
262
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:49,354
Nah, just regular AIDS.
263
00:12:49,355 --> 00:12:51,076
Well, there's nothing
wrong with the poodle.
264
00:12:51,077 --> 00:12:54,497
He's over there picketing!
265
00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:58,154
This is a disaster! The
tourists are all gone!
266
00:12:58,155 --> 00:12:59,516
The strike is working.
267
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:03,146
Soon, they'll give into our demands and
turn over the prick who killed my parents.
268
00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:05,581
Patience, my son.
269
00:13:05,582 --> 00:13:09,251
The strike was just a device to get
the Rangers alone and vulnerable.
270
00:13:09,252 --> 00:13:12,554
It's time for phase two.
271
00:13:12,555 --> 00:13:13,755
Make them smell your ass?
272
00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:17,296
No. Kill them. All of them!
273
00:13:17,975 --> 00:13:19,494
You know what will help that cough?
274
00:13:19,495 --> 00:13:21,495
A quick butt sniff.
275
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,353
What the [Bleep], Joe Wolf?
276
00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,798
You trying to sneak a sniff?
277
00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:27,933
No, boss. I just lost my car keys.
278
00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:31,954
I thought I saw 'em in your butt.
279
00:13:34,219 --> 00:13:36,154
All right, Ethel. We tried it your way.
280
00:13:36,155 --> 00:13:38,156
Now we're gonna try it my way.
281
00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:40,234
Give me 100 unmarked,
non-consecutive puppies.
282
00:13:40,235 --> 00:13:46,135
And don't try to give me the ones with
the dye packs, I'm onto you, mother[Bleep]!
283
00:13:46,665 --> 00:13:49,534
Wow, crime does pay.
You think we have enough?
284
00:13:49,535 --> 00:13:55,435
We should. We knocked over 2 zoos,
12 pet stores, and a Chuck E. Cheese.
285
00:13:57,510 --> 00:14:00,690
Goddamn puppy dye pack!
286
00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:08,253
We will kill the humans, you will have
your revenge, but we won't stop there.
287
00:14:08,254 --> 00:14:12,358
We will punish any animal who
associates with human things.
288
00:14:12,359 --> 00:14:13,759
Ah, Neil.
289
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,395
How are you, my friend?
290
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,397
Just chillin' like a motherbucker.
291
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,832
What's up with you, Moose N?
292
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,068
You haven't been enjoying
any human food, have you?
293
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,838
Maybe rooting around in the trash can?
294
00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:27,040
You know this is against our rules.
295
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:29,108
No way. I hate human food.
296
00:14:29,109 --> 00:14:30,505
- Ah, shit!
- Kill him.
297
00:14:30,506 --> 00:14:32,412
Oh, no! Oh! Oh, it hurts!
298
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,680
Whoa, I did not realize
you guys were this intense.
299
00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:38,434
That's right. I even ordered the
tiger hit on Siegfried and Roy.
300
00:14:38,435 --> 00:14:43,055
Wow. I thought that tiger just
hated magicians like everyone else.
301
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:46,100
I cannot believe they killed
Neil for eating a doughnut.
302
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:48,560
I just need to calm down, relax.
303
00:14:48,561 --> 00:14:50,195
No more human stuff.
304
00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:52,631
Right after I beat Gears of War...
305
00:14:52,632 --> 00:14:54,467
And eat a king-sized Snicker bar...
306
00:14:54,468 --> 00:14:56,302
And this buffalo chicken pizza...
307
00:14:56,303 --> 00:15:01,006
And get a happy ending
from this Filipino hooker.
308
00:15:01,007 --> 00:15:04,377
Looks like someone's
sniffed his last Moose ass.
309
00:15:04,378 --> 00:15:06,298
Nice.
310
00:15:09,983 --> 00:15:14,063
"The key to being a safe driver"...
311
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,991
Oh, my God! Wait.
You're both still alive.
312
00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:21,232
I'll go call for help.
313
00:15:23,999 --> 00:15:25,432
Aah!
314
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,502
Ugh, I can't keep living like this.
315
00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:34,383
I'm gonna do something I should
have done a long time ago.
316
00:15:36,243 --> 00:15:37,487
Connie, wake up.
317
00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,348
Aah!
318
00:15:39,882 --> 00:15:41,547
Ugh!
319
00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:44,083
Sorry. What's going on, Steve?
320
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:45,760
There's something I need to show you.
321
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:50,094
Steve, that's so sweet, but this is
something I've never told anyone before.
322
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:53,626
I'm gay. Oh, my God. It feels
so good to finally say it.
323
00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:55,528
What a burden lifted.
324
00:15:55,529 --> 00:15:59,789
That's not why I'm here. It's this.
325
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,501
Look at me. I'm Connie.
326
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,735
I'm driving.
327
00:16:02,736 --> 00:16:04,837
Oops! I hit something.
328
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,239
Dum dee dum dum dum dum.
329
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,154
Bang! Shot Malloy's parents.
330
00:16:09,155 --> 00:16:10,409
I'm so stupid.
331
00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:13,178
Oh, no. It was me.
332
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:14,947
I killed Malloy's parents.
333
00:16:14,948 --> 00:16:17,250
I need to confess to him right now!
334
00:16:17,251 --> 00:16:18,985
But those animals might kill you.
335
00:16:18,986 --> 00:16:20,687
It's what I deserve.
336
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,062
Unless there's some
other piece of information
337
00:16:23,063 --> 00:16:25,091
that could clear my
name and save my life.
338
00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:28,692
Hmm, not that I'm aware of.
339
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,431
What have I done?
340
00:16:32,432 --> 00:16:34,533
They're gonna kill Connie.
341
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,845
Screw that fat bitch. Who
cares if they kill her?
342
00:16:37,846 --> 00:16:39,024
What about you?
343
00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:41,073
Hello? Is anyone there?
344
00:16:41,074 --> 00:16:45,403
I don't know, man. Just do what he said.
345
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,264
What up, my brethren?
346
00:16:47,265 --> 00:16:50,816
I can't believe you
would hurt me like this.
347
00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:53,518
Uh oh. Somebody's in trouble.
348
00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:56,221
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
349
00:16:56,222 --> 00:17:01,126
So you didn't spend all day on your
boxed "X" playing queers of whore?
350
00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:03,228
I can honestly say no to that.
351
00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:05,965
And to think I opened my anus to you.
352
00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:09,068
I'm sorry, Moose Nazir. Please,
it will never happen again.
353
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,439
Attention, animals.
354
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,639
- I am...
- A bloated, ginger she beast!
355
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,775
But also completely innocent.
356
00:17:15,776 --> 00:17:17,592
That first part was kind of mean.
357
00:17:17,593 --> 00:17:21,258
No, Connie, it was honesty, and
that's what we need right now.
358
00:17:21,259 --> 00:17:23,116
Malloy, I did it.
359
00:17:23,117 --> 00:17:24,664
I killed your parents.
360
00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:26,425
I should have known.
361
00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:28,287
You're dead, Steve.
362
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:30,556
Good. Redeem yourself.
363
00:17:30,557 --> 00:17:33,860
Allow your animal
instincts to take control.
364
00:17:33,861 --> 00:17:36,429
Eat his face off.
365
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,097
I'm sorry.
366
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,333
It just sounded like you
said, "eat his face off".
367
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,369
- I did.
- I'm sorry.
368
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:44,748
It just sounded like you said, "I did".
369
00:17:44,749 --> 00:17:47,227
What? Wait, wait, wait. This is crazy.
370
00:17:47,228 --> 00:17:49,909
- Did you just nod?
- Do it!
371
00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:54,914
Hey, this might not be the right
time, but are you Khloe Kardashian?
372
00:17:54,915 --> 00:17:58,816
You're nowhere near as ugly
as you are on television.
373
00:17:58,817 --> 00:18:00,896
And that's the whole story Malloy.
374
00:18:00,897 --> 00:18:02,828
You expect me to believe
that you tripped, shot
375
00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:05,314
two bears through the
head with one bullet?
376
00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:08,951
I know. Imagine how
surprised your parents were.
377
00:18:08,952 --> 00:18:10,838
Come on, Malloy bear. Do it.
378
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,639
Show us you are a true animal.
379
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,675
For once you eat his face,
you can never go back!
380
00:18:15,676 --> 00:18:16,943
Do it!
381
00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:19,446
Malloy, I deserve to be eaten alive.
382
00:18:19,447 --> 00:18:22,683
Here's some Arby's horsey sauce packets
that I think would go great with my face.
383
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,852
Do it now!
384
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,520
Uh, uh...
385
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,278
Uh, ah...
386
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:29,790
Uh...
387
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,592
Ugh, I can't eat his face.
388
00:18:31,593 --> 00:18:34,194
You sure I should eat him
raw? Can't I get salmonella?
389
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:36,563
Proof you are a human lover!
390
00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:38,532
So what if I am? I like my life.
391
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:39,867
I belong with the humans.
392
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,937
And if that bothers you, I guess
you'll just have to kill all of us.
393
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:44,739
All right. Let's kill all of them.
394
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:47,141
Ooh, I suck at ultimatums.
395
00:18:47,142 --> 00:18:49,010
Look! Johnny Depp!
396
00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:52,551
Where? Where is Johnny Depp?
397
00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:55,983
Connie, do something!
398
00:18:55,984 --> 00:18:57,904
Here.
399
00:18:58,074 --> 00:18:59,298
What should we do now?
400
00:18:59,299 --> 00:19:04,399
Let's start with Connie
putting a shirt back on.
401
00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:11,166
Where the hell did all
those stupid animals go?
402
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,868
Hey, I'm ready to negotiate!
403
00:19:12,869 --> 00:19:16,889
- Here they are!
- Where? Aah! Ow!
404
00:19:18,169 --> 00:19:20,842
Now, my little furry friend.
405
00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:23,945
This is how you eat a face.
406
00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:25,866
Ah...
407
00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:30,751
Stop! I didn't want it to come to
this, but you've left me with no choice.
408
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,692
Attack, my children!
409
00:19:34,856 --> 00:19:36,857
Ow! Ah! No, no, them!
410
00:19:36,858 --> 00:19:40,038
Aah! Them! Attack them!
411
00:19:54,348 --> 00:19:56,988
Ha! You missed!
412
00:19:57,539 --> 00:20:01,259
You had a gun the whole time?
413
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:06,386
Well, I gotta say, Ethel.
414
00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:09,590
You do put on a better Earth
Day celebration than me.
415
00:20:09,591 --> 00:20:11,898
I hope we all learned
a valuable lesson...
416
00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:15,363
That everyone needs to respect
nature and be nicer to animals.
417
00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:21,064
Or, when you do kill an
animal, replace it with a robot.
418
00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:27,542
Well, it's that day again, Malloy.
419
00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:29,644
I wanted to say I'm
sorry for what I did.
420
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,413
Ah, don't worry about it, Steve.
421
00:20:31,414 --> 00:20:33,205
After all, if you
didn't kill my parents,
422
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:36,217
I wouldn't be watching bum fights,
eating this microwave corn dog right now.
423
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:37,819
Animals don't know what they're missing.
424
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,156
Well, I guess I did you a favor, huh?
425
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:45,227
Sure. And as a thank
you, I got you a surprise.
426
00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:47,448
Mom? Dad?
427
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,932
And now we're even.
428
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:55,833
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