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[opening theme music playing]
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One bite of this rich, soft
and fluffy butter cake...
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[scoffs] She's gonna turn
inside out
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like a sock within an hour
after swallowing that.
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[Nicole] Hmm.
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...as you soak that cake
with a tasty...
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Okay, this does look
like it might cause
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gastrointestinal distress,
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but what does he think
he's watching?
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I think he's stuck
in survival mode.
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They've been on a reality TV
binge watch for over 32 hours.
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He must have fried
his last brain cell
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around the time they were
watching that show
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where people have to survive
naked in the jungle.
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They need to adapt to survive!
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I wish they flew me out there.
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I'd show those wet wipes
how it's done.
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Are you inferring
that I'm not capable
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of triumphing against nature?
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Oh, no, I think they both are.
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[Nicole, Anais, Darwin laugh]
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[rousing music]
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[Gumball grunting]
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Uh, what's he doing?
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I think he's rising
to the challenge.
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Darwin, let's get naked in
the wild and prove them wrong!
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Richard, you're in charge
while I take Anais
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to her one-person protest
against...
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Uh, what is it this week?
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Oh, you know, just the
destruction of animal habitat
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due to intensive farming.
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Silly, isn't it?
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But somebody has to try.
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[sighs] Yeah, that.
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So, can you please
be a responsible father
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and make sure nobody's
getting naked anywhere?
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Thank you. Bye.
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- Richard!
- [yelps]
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Yes. Responsible.
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[groans]
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Dad, can we both get naked
and go survive outside?
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[Richard] Responsible?
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What does being a responsible
father truly mean?
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Is protecting a child
at the detriment of
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learning from
their mistakes responsible?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah!
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Okay, now you're gonna
lock this door behind us.
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And no matter what you hear,
for any kind of reason,
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do not open--
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[snoring]
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There it is, buddy.
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No goin' back now.
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We're locked outside.
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It is us versus the wild.
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[birds chirping]
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[both groaning]
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Grass feels weird.
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Yeah, but adapt, dude, adapt.
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We just, uh... we just have to
power through the awkwardness.
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Let's just--
let's just sit down.
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Okay, ready?
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[both groan]
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It's really weird, but there's
something nice, too.
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Oh! Kind of like sitting on
a carpet made of Santa's beard.
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[Darwin shudders]
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Why does it feel so weird for
my naked butt to touch things,
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but only when
I don't wear shoes?
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Huh. Maybe it's because of
that squirrel looking at us.
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[serious music playing]
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[Darwin] Uh...
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[slow panting]
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Dude, they're eating me!
I can't get them all!
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Wait. You do me, and I do you.
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Okay.
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[Richard] Hmm.
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Is this what a responsible
father should let them do?
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[Gumball] Dude!
Not in the pixels!
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Yes.
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[squirrel chittering]
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[gasps] Bro, did that squirrel
just laugh at me?
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Nah, a squirrel laugh
is more like...
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[chitters]
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Okay, that was
remarkably accurate.
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[groans]
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Hey, yo,
you want a piece of me, too,
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you glorified rat?
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No, no, no!
Don't get too close.
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[hissing]
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[yelps]
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[squeaks]
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- [roaring]
- [screaming]
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Do something!
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- Uh, yeah. Uh...
- [Gumball screaming]
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Let's see how funny it is
when it's your turn to be food.
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Aw.
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[whimper]
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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What did we hit?
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[Gumball grunts]
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Please don't be people.
Please don't be people.
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Please don't be people.
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Yay! It's not people.
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It's garbage.
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[squirrel laughing]
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Okay. I take it back.
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We're gonna--
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[chokes]
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We're gonna croak
harder than frogs
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at a French buffet out here.
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I tried hard to be responsible,
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but you guys looked like
you were having so much fun.
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[laughing gleefully]
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- [gasps] The door!
- We're saved!
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[both] ♪ We are
not gonna die, yeah ♪
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♪ We're going
back inside, yeah ♪
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Do you mind if I join in?
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[squirrel chitters]
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♪ We're going back
inside, yeah ♪
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[Gumball, Darwin, Richard
continue singing]
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- [lock clicks]
- [Richard] Hmm?
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[Gumball] No!
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No! [crying]
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[gasps] Tell me
you have the key.
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Uh... tell me
where you see a pocket.
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- [chittering]
- [crashing]
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[Gumball, Darwin cry]
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Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
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At least it's not raining.
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I mean, at least
it's not hailing.
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[hail pattering]
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Mr. Dad, just say nice ones.
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Say something about
nice weather.
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Uh, at least it isn't warm
and bright.
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- [lightning cracks]
- Uh, at least it's--
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We need to find shelter, now.
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Don't worry.
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I'm a responsible adult.
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I've got you!
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[grunts, mumbles]
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We could use this wood
to build a shelter.
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[sighs] I should've gone
with the girls.
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Would have been much more fun.
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Go on, sweetie. [grunts]
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You tell them.
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[police siren blaring]
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[all shivering]
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Well, at least one animal
no longer needs saving.
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[snoring]
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[low growling]
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Was that an animal?
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Darwin, what did he say?
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Actually, I think that
was Mr. Dad's stomach,
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and what it said was not fit
for children's TV.
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That wasn't me, guys.
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[yelps]
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- [squawking]
- [all scream]
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[growling]
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[animals growling]
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[laughing]
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Where are they all coming from?
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Oh, it's the garbage.
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It must have attracted them.
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Here, have some trash.
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[squawks]
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No, thank you.
I don't like the taste.
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Did you try the trash
while we weren't looking?
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No.
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Why would I eat it
if I don't like the taste?
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- [growling]
- [screaming]
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Aah, dude, not so close.
Your tail was swiping me.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay.
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We're gonna have to fight
if we want to survive.
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No. I am the responsible adult.
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It is my duty to protect you.
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Easy now.
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Easy.
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[babbling aggressively]
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[yelps]
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Dad, what are you doing?
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I'm making myself bigger
to scare them off.
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I think it's working.
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Dad!
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No, wait.
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[Darwin] He's literally
too big to swallow.
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[laughs]
French fries save lives.
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[both laugh]
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[both gulp]
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[crashing]
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[roaring]
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Oh, what now?
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New survival trick,
we play dead.
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That's going to be
very good practice
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for when we actually kick the
bucket in the next 30 seconds.
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[yelps]
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[Richard grunting]
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I'm okay!
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I'm still okay.
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[screaming]
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It kind of gets okay
by the minute now.
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I feel like there's a moral
in this somewhere.
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I think I got it.
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Watching other people fail on
TV doesn't make you an expert.
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Wait, no, don't
get naked in the backyard.
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Simple. True.
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[both scream]
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No, I think it's something
deeper than that.
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[groaning]
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[Gumball] Maybe it's just
the light on the other side,
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but I think I'm having
a flash of insight.
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These animals are here because
we took over their territory.
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They are adapting to survive
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because they have
no other choice.
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What is happening now
is our fault.
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For what we do to the planet...
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[all] We do to ourselves.
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[chittering]
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[animals sniffing]
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Hmm. That's a new one.
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- [crashing]
- [Nicole and Anais screaming]
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What the--
What are we supposed to do now!
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We adapt and survive.
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- [squirrel chitters]
- [moose grunts]
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[all chewing]
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How long do we have to keep
living like this?
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Until they get tired
of living like us, I guess.
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[car horns honking]
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[roaring]
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[Gumball] Ah, there it is.
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[all laughing]
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[closing theme music playing]
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