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[intense music]
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- Ugh!
- Ugh!
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Ohh. Well, that was fun.
Good match.
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Whoops! Almost slipped there.
Got to be careful.
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Whoa! Oof.
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[theme music]
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
I was so starving.
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Playing tennis really
works up an appetite.
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I wouldn't know.
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Hey, you two.
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- Oh, hi, mom.
- Hi, Patricia.
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Lola, don't forget, I booked us
for a pedicure at 1 o'clock.
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Ooh, we better go.
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Mmm. Mmm. Sorry, tennis.
Gotta fuel the machine.
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- Bye, dad.
- Have fun.
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- 'Bugs.'
- Hey, Walter.
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Enjoying your little lunch?
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Lola and I were playing tennis.
Well, she was.
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Tennis. I didn't know
you played tennis.
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I love tennis.
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How would you like to play
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in the tennis tournament
held right here
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at the Royal Oaks Glen Oaks
Oakwood Oaks Country Club?
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A tennis tournament?
That'd be great.
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Well, then it's settled.
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We'll enter the father-son
tennis tournament.
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Father-son?
Uh, Walter, I'm not your son.
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Oh, Bugs, you really know
how to wound an old man.
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I think of you as my son Ergo,
you are my son.
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What do you say?
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Hmm, getting to hit
the ball to someone
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and having them actually
hit it back.
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Let's do it.
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Wonderful!
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Got to fuel the machine.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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chomp chomp
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[instrumental music]
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[doorbell rings]
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[knock on door]
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Oh, good, you're awake.
Let's go.
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What? It's 4:00 in the morning.
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We've got to start training.
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The father-son tennis tournament
is in a few weeks.
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I gotta say,
I like your enthusiasm.
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What's up?
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- Are you just getting home?
- 'Yeah.'
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- Where were you?
- Out.
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- What's in the bag?
- Stuff.
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[door slams]
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Well, training awaits.
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How is this training for the
father-son tennis tournament?
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There's two parts
to the tournament.
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Sure, there's the tennis part,
but what I think
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we need to focus on
is the father-son part.
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If we don't first bond
as father and son
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then how will we bond
on the tennis court?
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splash
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splash
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Oops. Ha ha.
Well, we'll just share.
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Oh, would you look at us?
We're bonding.
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[instrumental music]
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- W-what's in the bag?
- Stuff.
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I should get going.
I've got to pick up my kid.
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Pfft!
You have a kid?
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He's not my actual kid.
I-I'm just his mentor.
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I j-joined the father figure
program.
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What's the father figure
program?
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It's a program for kids
who need p-positive male
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role models in their lives.
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What do you have to do?
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You take them to fun places.
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Out to lunch, to the movies.
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Sometimes you take them
shopping.
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You should join
the father figure program.
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Hmm. Seems kind
of time-consuming.
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But maybe it'd be good.
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It's supposed to be
very rewarding.
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- Huh. I'll do it.
- Eh, w-wow. I'm impressed.
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I'm not always
the self-centered jerk
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that people think I am.
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Well, I better go.
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[grunting]
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What does that have to do
with me?
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Ahh! Ahh! Ooh!
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[instrumental music]
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I just want to say
I-I'm so excited
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to be your father figure.
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I want you to know
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that I take this responsibility
very seriously.
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I want to make
a difference in your life
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because I-I know you're about
to make a difference in mine.
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Listen, piggy,
I go through father figures
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like you go through
boxes of chocolates.
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[whimpers]
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I may look small,
but I can take care of myself.
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So let's just make this
easy for both of us
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and walk away
before anyone gets hurt.
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And by anyone, I mean you.
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Now, now, Henry,
I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm committed to this program.
I'm committed to you.
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Now, let's get to know
each other.
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I understand
you're seven years old.
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Seven and a half.
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- How old are you? 90?
- What?
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Ha ha. No.
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How come your skin
is so stretchy?
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I d-didn't know it was.
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Why do you wear that outfit?
What are you? A waiter?
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Actually, I'm a caterer.
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- Then make me some chicken.
- Eh, p-pardon?
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I said, make me some chicken.
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Henry, first of all, you need
to learn how to say please.
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And second of all,
I packed us a picnic lunch.
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- Ooh, is it chicken?
- No, peanut butter and jelly.
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And I might have put a couple
boxes of chocolates in there.
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Well, can we get chicken
afterwards?
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No. After our picnic, we're
gonna do something fun.
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Have you ever been to the,
to the textile museum?
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They have an exhibit
on early American tablecloths.
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[intense music]
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Or, um,
we could do something else.
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Eh, what do you want to do?
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I'm a chicken hawk.
I want chicken.
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E-enough with the chicken.
I'm your father figure.
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And I say we're going to the
textile museum, and we're gonna
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see what those early
Am-Americans ate dinner on.
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Henry!
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[instrumental music]
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See you later, piggy.
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'I'm gonna find some chicken.'
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Uhh.
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I've always dreamed
of this.
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Tossing the baseball
around with my son.
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Oh, you know, Walter
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the tournament
is right around the corner
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and it is a tennis tournament,
not a baseball tournament.
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Don't you think we should
play tennis at some point?
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Oh, Bugs, you're nothing
if you're not practical.
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You must get that from
Patricia's side of the family.
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My side, we're all dreamers.
Ha ha ha. Go long!
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Touchdown! Ha ha ha!
Oh, that's my boy.
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[instrumental music]
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What are you doing?
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I joined the father figure
program.
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Wow, I'm impressed.
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A little surprised
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that they would
let you be a father figure.
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Oh, I'm not the father figure.
I'm getting a father figure.
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Yeah, that makes more sense.
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I'm the one who needs
the mentor.
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You saw me sauntering
home at 4 a.m.
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Heaven knows where I was
or what I was doing.
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I'm out of control, man.
I need guidance.
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[car horn blaring]
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Ooh, that must be my father
figure now.
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Eh, I don't want to know.
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Ooh, limo.
So far so good.
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- Daffy Duck?
- Big fat rooster?
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In all the time I say,
all the time
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I've known you,
I had no idea you were a child.
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Oh. Uh, actually--
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That makes you,
I say, that makes you
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all the more impressive.
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Well, I've always felt
I was wise beyond my years.
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Can I have one of these waters?
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You can have anything
you'd like, boy.
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Can I have four of these waters?
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[Leghorn laughs]
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Mr. Leghorn,
this is the same idiot
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who ruined your movie
and destroyed your company.
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Well, that's precisely why
he needs a father figure.
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And why you need to mind
your own business, Carol.
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So tell me, son, what I say
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what do you feel
like doing today?
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Amusement park? Putt putt golf?
Ice skating?
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gulp gulp gulp
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Great. All of it.
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gulp gulp gulp
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I got nothing on my schedule.
Mentor away.
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[both laughing]
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Henry!
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(Henry)
'Give me my chicken.'
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'Hold still, chicken.'
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Put him down. I told you,
that's not a chicken.
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Either you give me a chicken
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or this thing that
looks like a chicken gets it.
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Henry.
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This doesn't concern you, piggy.
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Come on, lady.
Give me my chicken.
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We don't have chickens.
This is a pet store.
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Chickens are not pets.
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I don't want to pet it.
I want to eat it.
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[barking]
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Henry, I-I've been looking
all over for you.
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Are you this boy's father?
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Well, I-I'm his father figure.
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Well, you're not
a very good one.
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That's the understatement
of the year.
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I asked him for chicken,
and he won't give me chicken.
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Why won't you give him chicken?
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T-this is not about chicken.
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T-this is about respect
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a-and not always getting what
y-you want w-when you want it.
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I'm getting chicken.
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N-not as long
as you're with me, you're not.
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Okay.
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Henry!
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[doorbell rings]
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Walter, what are you, what
are you doing with a shotgun?
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It's a rifle.
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I figured it's about time
my son bagged his first buck.
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What are you talking about?
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We're going hunting.
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It's an important milestone
in a father-son relationship.
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Walter, enough with
the father-son stuff.
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The tennis tournament's
next weekend.
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I want to play tennis.
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Look at you,
standing up to your old man.
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That's an important milestone
too, you're growing up.
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Finally I'm gonna get
to play some tennis.
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Okay, let's rally a bit
to see where we are.
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Ahh!
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No problem.
We're just getting warmed up.
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Uhh!
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swoosh
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[car alarm blaring]
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Oops. Sorry.
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Is anyone ever gonna
hit a ball back to me?
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You know what,
why don't you serve?
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Alright, but you might
want to stand back.
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swoosh
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splash
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Let me guess. Lola got her
tennis skills from you.
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I taught her everything
she knows.
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Henry, I-I know we got off
to a b-bumpy start
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b-but I'm not giving up on you.
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What are we doing?
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W-well, the textile museum
doesn't open until noon.
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B-but that doesn't mean we can't
have f-fun right here and now.
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By staring at a wall?
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It's not just a wall.
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It's a f-freshly painted wall.
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You see, right now
the p-paint is wet.
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Soon, it'll be l-less wet.
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And if we're lucky
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we'll be here the-the moment
it's no longer wet at all
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or d-dry.
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We're watching paint dry?
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That's the most boring
thing in the world.
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That's why there's
an expression
251
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,177
"Watching paint dry."
252
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,804
We're literally doing
the expression.
253
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,347
[chicken clucking]
254
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,267
- Chicken.
- Henry!
255
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,436
W-what is it with that
kid and chicken?
256
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,694
This is a wonderful moment,
sitting here with my son
257
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:01,697
about to play
in a tennis tournament.
258
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,366
Oh, I wish this feeling
would last forever.
259
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,785
Well, it's probably
gonna last about 20 minutes
260
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,704
because they're gonna
wipe the court with us.
261
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:10,039
Yeah. What say?
262
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,541
We've been practicing
every day for a week.
263
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,543
Your forehand hasn't
gotten any better
264
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,837
somehow your backhand
has gotten worse
265
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,507
you still can't serve,
you're afraid of the net.
266
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,343
Well, the closer you get,
the faster they come.
267
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,719
What are we going to do?
268
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,137
Whenever the ball comes to us
269
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,556
get out of the way
and let me hit it.
270
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,893
Brilliant. You know, that's
also from Patricia's side.
271
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,645
[instrumental music]
272
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,068
Huh.
273
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,362
Huh.
274
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,613
Ha!
275
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,074
Huh!
276
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,620
[crowd applauding]
277
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,749
Oh, Bugs, this strategy of yours
is working to perfection.
278
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,251
We've made it to the finals.
279
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,836
'And I feel like I've hardly
broken a sweat.'
280
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,423
Well, I can't complain about not
getting to hit the ball anymore.
281
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,092
[Leghorn laughing]
282
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,260
[Daffy laughing]
283
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,637
- Ho ho ho.
- Ha ha ha.
284
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,350
Daffy, what are you doing here?
285
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,936
I'm playing in the finals of the
father-son tennis tournament.
286
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,479
What are you doing here?
287
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,440
I'm playing in the finals of the
father-son tennis tournament.
288
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,650
Where's your father?
289
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,943
I'm right here.
290
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,236
You're not his father.
291
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:25,281
Ugh! What are you
even doing here?
292
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,491
Weren't you banned
from this club?
293
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:31,120
How dare, I say, how dare you
speak to my boy like that?
294
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,789
Why he, I say,
he's just a child.
295
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:34,957
Thank you, father.
296
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,417
He's not your father.
297
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,712
I'm his father.
I say, I'm his father figure.
298
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,132
Well, it's not the
father-figure-son tournament.
299
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,301
It's the father-son tournament.
300
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,677
Look, we could sta..
301
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,721
I say,
we could stand here all day
302
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,222
and quibble over the rules
303
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,308
or we could settle..
I say, we could settle
304
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,809
the matter on the court.
305
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:56,770
May the best fake father-son
team win.
306
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,481
[instrumental music]
307
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,652
Oh, no. T-the textile museum's
closed on Sundays.
308
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,446
Oh, I'm so disappointed.
309
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:09,199
I was really looking forward to
seeing all those tablecloths.
310
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,200
I was too.
311
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,494
I was being sarcastic.
312
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,580
Now, can we please
go get some chicken?
313
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:18,667
- Henry, you don't want chicken.
- Say what?
314
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,003
T-the chicken,
it's just a metaphor
315
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,422
for what you're
r-really hungry for..
316
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:26,175
...g-guidance.
317
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,968
I-I can see from that
expression on your face
318
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,678
that's really
resonating with you.
319
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,931
N-now come on. I have one more
thing planned for today.
320
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,433
D-do you like tennis?
321
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,939
We're watching tennis?
322
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,816
I thought we was gonna
play tennis.
323
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,319
Oh, I-I'm not very good
at sports.
324
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,612
C-chocolate?
325
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,033
[crowd applauding]
326
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,370
Just remember, I say, just
remember what I told you, son.
327
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,248
It's not whether you win
or lose, it's how hard you try.
328
00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,583
Just remember what I told you.
329
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,002
Get out of the way
and let me hit the ball.
330
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,545
[dramatic music]
331
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,643
(all)
Yay!
332
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,228
Ha ha ha!
333
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,901
thud
334
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,820
- Bugs, whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
335
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,709
- Uhh!
- Uhh!
336
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,918
Uh-ha!
337
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,002
Huh!
338
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,504
Uh-ha!
339
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:48,966
You gotta bring the heat.
340
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,468
They win this point,
and they win the match.
341
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,555
We've already won, son,
because we're having fun.
342
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,186
I can't see anything.
I'm gonna go get some chicken.
343
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,106
Henry, I told you,
c-chicken's just a metaphor.
344
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,441
Excuse me.
345
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,151
Would you mind scooting over,
so he can see?
346
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,864
[instrumental music]
347
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,371
chomp
348
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,998
[screaming]
349
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,630
'Gosh, get this boy,
get him off me.'
350
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,508
'Aah!'
351
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,178
'Get him off, get him off.
Come on, stop!'
352
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,679
[siren wailing]
353
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,190
Huh. I guess chicken
wasn't a metaphor after all.
354
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,816
[siren wailing]
355
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,322
I'm sorry we didn't get
to finish the match, Bugs.
356
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,783
I know how much
you wanted to win.
357
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:56,784
[sighs]
358
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,161
Well, the tournament's over.
359
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:03,207
I guess that means we're
no longer father and son.
360
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,500
Ohh.
361
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,461
'I'll see you around.'
362
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,882
Hey, Walter
363
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:15,427
I heard there's a father-son
golf tournament coming up.
364
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,513
How's your golf game?
365
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,432
Even worse than my tennis game.
366
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,476
Well, then we better
play some golf.
367
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,520
I'll pick you up
tomorrow morning.
368
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:29,691
No, wait. You're the dad.
You pick me up.
369
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,986
You've got a big heart,
Bugs Bunny.
370
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,572
You get that
from my side of the family.
371
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,414
There, all fixed up
372
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,875
but I still don't
understand personally
373
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,753
what a chicken hawk
was doing at a tennis match.
374
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,588
(Daffy)
Look..
375
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,298
...I'm you.
376
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,925
[both laughing]
377
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,219
Hey, whoa, whoa.
What's the matter with you?
378
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:01,682
Fiddling with my stuff?
What are you, nine years old?
379
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,267
He's seven.
380
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,728
There's something
I have to tell you.
381
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,897
I'm quitting
the father figure program.
382
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,399
But why?
383
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,276
I'm not really seven years old.
384
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,319
- You're not?
- No.
385
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,072
But I know there's
a seven year old somewhere
386
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,908
who would be lucky to have you
as a father figure.
387
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:25,205
You'll always be my boy,
Daffy Duck.
388
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,002
You sure you don't want
to keep up the charade?
389
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:33,797
We were having, I say, we
were having a grand old time.
390
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:34,840
I can't.
391
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,383
I won't tell.
392
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,801
No, I mean I can't.
393
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,013
Carol ratted me out and got
me banned from the program.
394
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,556
He he he. Carol.
395
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,933
Always wanting to spoil our fun.
396
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,186
Mmm.
397
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,606
Oh, man, that's good.
398
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,149
Ahh, mmm. That's nice.
399
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,317
That's.. Ooh.
400
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,777
This is the best chicken
I've ever tasted.
401
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,696
It's my g-grandmother's recipe.
402
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,157
Maybe next weekend you could
teach me how to make it.
403
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,658
N-next weekend?
404
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,786
You mean, you still want me
to be your father figure?
405
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,289
You're the only father figure
who didn't give up on me
406
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,249
and that's better than
all the chicken in the world.
407
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,420
Maybe not this chicken.
This is pretty good.
408
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,797
You know, when we're not
watching grass grow
409
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,591
you can actually be pretty fun.
410
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:23,347
Aw, you're a g-good kid, Henry,
b-but that does sound fun.
411
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,183
- What does?
- W-watching grass grow.
412
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,310
I wonder where
we could see some.
413
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,978
Ahh, my front yard.
414
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,563
It's covered in grass.
415
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,149
[door opens]
416
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:37,486
'C-come on, Henry.
You're missing it.'
417
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,155
'L-look at it grow, Henry.'
418
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:42,157
'L-look at that grass grow.'
419
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,676
[guitar music]
420
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,844
[crowd cheering]
421
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,265
[instrumental music]
422
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,609
That's my,
I say, that's my boy.
423
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,822
[music continues]
424
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,286
[theme music]
425
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,020
That's all, chicken.
426
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,771
That's chicken, folks.
427
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,690
Chicken, chicken, chicken.
428
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,567
Just give me some chicken.
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