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(Daffy)
Gimme the wrench.
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- Porky!
- Huh?
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Oh-oh, sorry. I-I was studying.
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- Studying?
- Yeah!
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- I w-went back to school.
- Oh, boy.
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I figured the catering business
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can be such a r-roller coaster.
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I-it's good to keep
your option's open.
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Besides,
I've always l-loved school.
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(Daffy)
You know, for two people that
spend a lot of time together
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we really have nothin'
in common.
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- Ah! That should do it.
- Eh, but what were you fixing?
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Nothin'. But women love a guy
who works on his car.
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thud
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A-are those B-Bug's gloves?
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Gotta protect my delicate hands.
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Women love a man
with a soft touch.
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What you winkin' at?
Don't you wave at me.
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Well, most women.
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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- Daffy!
- What's up?
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- Where are my gloves?
- Oh, I washed them.
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Why would you wash them?
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Because they were covered
in grease and oil.
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You're welcome.
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My gloves are dry clean only.
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- I said I was sorry.
- No, you didn't.
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Look, let's not split hairs.
Why do you even wear gloves?
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Because, I've always worn them.
It's who I am.
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Why do you wear that thing
around your neck?
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[instrumental music]
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Grand mummy, one day
when I'm grown
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will you give me your pearls?
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I wear this for medical reasons.
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They've shrunk!
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You shrunk my gloves!
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But what would I expect
from someone named Daffy?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I gotta have some gloves
in here somewhere?
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- What's wrong with my name?
- Look it up.
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[keys clicking]
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"Daffy, adjective.
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"Foolish, insane
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brainless, crazy."
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[gasps]
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This explains so much.
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No wonder I've always been
treated with such disdain.
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Why no one's given me
the respect I deserve!
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It certainly can't be
because of my manner
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or anything I've done.
It's because of my name.
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I have to change my name.
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Goodbye, Daffy.
Hello..
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Uh.. Well, I'll think
of something.
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Do these gloves look weird?
Daffy?
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[instrumental music]
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How do say "Taco" in Spanish?
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- Taco.
- Taaaacccooo.
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- How do you say, uh, "Barito?"
- Borittttoo.
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What! So Spanish and English are
the same that's, that's crazy.
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Eh!
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[instrumental music]
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[grunts]
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I, uh, think you push it.
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Hey, Bugs, where have you been?
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I've been waiting
a half an hour.
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I got lost.
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What do you mean you got lost?
You come here all the time.
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I know, uh, I don't know
what's wrong with me?
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Oh, you poor thing. Let me
get you a glass of water.
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Or as they say in Spanish,
"A glass of water."
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Hola, Senor Bugs,
can I get you the usual?
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Huh! Oh, yeah sure, the usual.
What's my usual?
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A personnel carrot pizza.
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Carrot pizza!
Who puts carrots on pizza?
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Are you okay?
You seem strange.
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I just don't feel like myself,
I-I don't know what it is?
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Here you go, Bun-Bun.
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- Where are your gloves?
- Ha! My gloves!
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I'm not myself
because I don't have my gloves.
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Oh, well, I have an extra pair
in my purse
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if you wanna borrow mine.
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What are these?
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Pearls. Pretty, huh?
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I can't wear these.
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I gotta get my gloves back.
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Oh, may be Daffy will want
these. To match his necklace.
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- Eh! Can I help you?
- This isn't the parking lot.
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I gotta get my gloves back.
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[instrumental music]
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[panting]
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These are all baby names.
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I don't want people thinking
I'm a baby.
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Eh, th-they are not
just for babies.
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That's, eh, when usually people
get their names. Eh, let me see.
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- Eh, what about, John.
- John?
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John Duck,
it sounds like jaundice.
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Like I'm all yellow and sickly.
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- How about, W-W-William?
- William?
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Willy!
Silly Willy Daffa-dilly?
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Who would, eh, say, say that?
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All the kids in the playground.
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Eh, w-w-what playground
are you on?
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I d-d-don't know
why your making such a b-big
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a big deal
out of your name anyway.
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Huh! Easy for you to say.
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You don't know what it is like
to have your name
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be a source of ridicule
and embarrassment.
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You've got it easy,
you're name's Porky..
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Uh, you'll make a good John.
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John Pig.
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Strong.
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Oh! T-t-there is my political
science teacher.
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Eh, P-Professor Johnson.
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Professor, Professor Duck.
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You gotta respect that.
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I'm afraid we don't carry
white gloves for men anymore.
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What? Why?
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Well, because it's not
the 1800s.
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- But I need them!
- We can special order them.
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But it might take a while.
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Do you have any other gloves?
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I really need a pair of gloves.
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Well, it's summer, so we don't
have that many options.
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Just get me a pair of gloves.
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[chuckles]
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[instrumental music]
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Where are the fingers?
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It's all they had.
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Now thanks to you,
I'm this guy.
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Daffy, where's the remote?
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Daffy. Hello, Daffy.
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Oh! I'm sorry
were you talking to me?
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Because if you were,
my name's not Daffy.
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- Check this out!
- You got a wallet?
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Not that, this.
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- Porky's credit card.
- What?
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No, not that. This.
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- '"Professor Duck?"'
- I changed my name.
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Daffy, Professor is not a name.
It's a title.
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- That you have to earn.
- I did earn it.
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By going down to the courthouse
and paying 14 bucks.
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Well, I used
Porky's credit card.
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So what do you think?
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I think I gonna get a tattoo.
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- What? Why?
- I don't know.
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I just feel like it.
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Sorry if that hurts.
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I didn't know you started.
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[instrumental music]
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Eh, t-thanks for driving me
to class.
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I d-didn't know how I was gonna
get the cake there in one piece.
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- Who's it for?
- M-m-my teacher.
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E-each tier, represents
a branch of government.
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Eh, this tier represents
the l-legislative branch.
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Eh, th-th-this tier,
the executive branch.
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And this is the j-j-judiciary
branch.
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Again, we have nothing
in common.
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Hey, P-Professor Johnson,
I have g-got a surprise for you.
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Is it another cake
that somehow represents
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whatever we talked about
in the last class?
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Eh, t-the nine gum drops
are the supreme court justices.
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Even the gravels are edible.
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Oh, I b-better get inside
before someone
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gets the seat
closest to your desk.
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Oh, th-thanks for the ride,
Professor.
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- You're a professor?
- That's what they call me.
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How would you like to take over
my class?
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- What?
- That pig is driving me crazy.
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Please, there are only
a few classes left
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all you gotta do
is follow the lesson plan.
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You'll figure it out,
you're a professor.
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Eh, P-Professor Johnson
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don't forget
about out pop quiz today.
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I'm begging you.
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[instrumental music]
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Beat it. You're in my chair.
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- But-but I was just--
- Leaving.
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Ain't nobody heard of service
around here.
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Hey, Senor Bunny,
what's with the shouting
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and the double negatives?
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Cool it, pops,
I'm just blowin' off some steam.
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Pops?
Who you calling pops?
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Just bring me a slice, old man.
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I not bringing you anything.
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You know what? Get out of here.
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I resume the right
to refuse service to anybody.
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I don't want your stupid pizza
anyway.
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Hey! Watch where you're a goin'?
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- Or what?
- Eh! Nothin'
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Anyone else?
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That's what I thought.
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[instrumental music]
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Huh? Huh!
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Alright class settle down.
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[stutters]
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My name is..
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...Professor Duck.
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That doesn't look right.
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Ah, one "F," two "Ss."
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That's weird.
I gotta memorize this.
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Professor Johnson has asked me
to take over your class.
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So for the next few weeks,
I will be your guide
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as we journey to a wonderful
place known as..
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"...Political Science."
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No, you may not
use the restroom.
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Let's see
what we're learning today.
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Eh, w-w-what are you doing?
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- I'm teaching your class!
- You're n-n-not a teacher.
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Excuse us for a moment.
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N-now just because
you changed your name
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doesn't make you a p-professor.
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Then why do I have a classroom
full of students
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waiting for me to go back
in there and teach them?
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B-because I shouted your name
across the parking lot
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and my teacher must have thought
you were a r-real professor.
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- Professor.
- Professor.
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Please don't blow this for me!
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You don't understand.
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Things like this
don't happen to Daffy Duck.
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But Professor Duck
has a chalkboard.
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Elbow patches! Glasses!
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I don't know.
I-it's unethical.
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- I'll give you an A.
- Deal.
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I can't see out
of these things.
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[engine revving]
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I'll take it!
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[tires screeching]
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[upbeat music]
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Beep-beep!
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Beep-beep!
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[music continues]
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[engine revving]
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thud
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Alright, class.
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Today we'll be focusing
on the executive branch
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specifically
the presidential cabinet.
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Now, as we all know
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the President
is a very important person.
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So it would only be fitting
that his cabinet would be made
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of very expensive wood.
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'Probably a mahogany
or a cedar.'
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Definitely not pine.
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Pine would be more
for a vice president cabinet.
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Now, what's the President
got in there?
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This is one
of the greatest mysteries
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in all of political science.
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And though it remains unsolved,
I have a theory!
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It's not a cabinet at all.
It's a portal.
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A portal that transports
the President
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wherever he wants to go.
252
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,197
The grocery store, the gym
253
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,449
maybe his favorite
frozen yogurt place.
254
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,951
[engine revving]
255
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,454
What on earth
is going on out there?
256
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,379
What has gotten into him?
257
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,049
Hey, hey! Get out of here!
258
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,384
My kids are trying to learn!
259
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:26,305
You wanna throw your life away?
That's your prerogative!
260
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,349
[dramatic music]
261
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,981
That's what happens
when you don't stay in school.
262
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,654
[instrumental music]
263
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,906
Thanks for letting me
do my laundry over here, mom.
264
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,909
Don't they have a washer-dryer
at your apartment building?
265
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,285
They do, but it takes coins.
266
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,371
And I used up all my coins
making this shirt.
267
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,752
Oh, mom, I think something's
wrong with your dryer.
268
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,463
Who is that?
269
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,507
[engine revving]
270
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:14,186
- Ha! It's Bugs!
- That's not the Bugs I know.
271
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,730
That's not the Bugs
I know, either.
272
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,315
But I kinda like it.
273
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,694
Where do you think
you're going, young lady?
274
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:22,861
Wherever he'll take me!
275
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,364
I forbid you to go out
with that hoodlum.
276
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,992
But, daddy, I love him!
277
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:28,993
Go to your room!
278
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,995
I don't even live here anymore!
279
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,789
Well, then, go to your old room
280
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:36,542
that your mother turned
into her scrapbooking room!
281
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,377
[crying]
282
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,759
Get off my property,
Thugs Bunny!
283
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,346
- Bun-Bun!
- I'll come back for ya.
284
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,432
[instrumental music]
285
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,398
You know,
we were young once.
286
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,777
[sobbing]
287
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,115
[instrumental music]
288
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,166
That doesn't look like
it's got enough red marks.
289
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:21,920
Maybe I'll circle this, maybe
three question marks here..
290
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:26,383
X this out, underline
this real aggressively.
291
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,011
What do I do here?
292
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,180
Ah! Frowny face.
293
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,184
Better luck next time, Melanie.
294
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,728
[engine revving]
295
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,364
[gulping]
296
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,784
clank
297
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,169
[rock music]
298
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:21,647
- How about a little respect?
- You're not the boss of me.
299
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,525
Go ahead, run away.
300
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:28,362
You don't understand me!
No one understands me!
301
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,908
[instrumental music]
302
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,415
You're not gonna find
what you're looking for
303
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,624
on the street.
304
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,251
How do you know?
305
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,963
Because I used to be
just like you.
306
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,593
I wasn't always
a respected member of society.
307
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,305
In fact, I used to be
so wild and crazy
308
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,932
they actually called me Daffy.
309
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,768
- Why should I trust you?
- Maybe you shouldn't.
310
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,981
But give me the chance. Come
to class tomorrow, 8:00 a.m.
311
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,024
[engine revving]
312
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,617
[music continues]
313
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,124
[school bell ringing]
314
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:26,211
Alright, class.
I guess that's everyone.
315
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:30,549
Today we're gonna talk
about checks and balances.
316
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,471
[instrumental music]
317
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,222
Room for one more?
318
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,143
Always.
319
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,693
Okay.
320
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,446
'Checks. Money. Balances.'
321
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,951
'Balancing on a tight rope.
He makes it, gets a check.'
322
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,662
These are high buildings,
probably for a million dollars.
323
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,706
[all applauding]
324
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,127
I learned a lot
in there today.
325
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,004
Well, you've got
a bright future.
326
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,507
And don't ever let anyone
tell you different.
327
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,343
Thanks again...Professor.
328
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,347
Hey. You promise me you'll
keep up with your studies.
329
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,390
He d-d-doesn't even
go to school here!
330
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:24,394
You promise me you'll keep
making a difference.
331
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,730
He's n-n-not a real professor!
332
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,233
You know, it's funny,
you dedicate your whole life
333
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,861
to academia and you never
imagine that one day
334
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,031
a student will walk
into your class and teach you
335
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,284
the greatest lesson of all.
336
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,079
- Trust.
- Trust.
337
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,125
Who are you guys?
338
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,461
(Porky)
'G-g-give me those!'
339
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,508
[grunts]
'G-g-glasses.'
340
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:59,680
T-t-trust. W-w-what are they
talking about?
341
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,518
Is that a flaming carrot?
342
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,775
Where do you think
you're going?
343
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,151
Bugs is picking me up.
344
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,903
You'll probably
never see us again.
345
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,321
We're probably gonna join
a motorcycle gang
346
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,282
and have a bunch
of motorcycle babies.
347
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,576
So...later!
348
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,871
[engine revving]
349
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,914
Have fun.
350
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,001
[instrumental music]
351
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,378
[gasps]
352
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,133
- Bugs?
- Look!
353
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,510
My gloves finally arrived.
354
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,599
What happened to your bike?
355
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,601
Oh, I sold it.
356
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,814
[engine revving]
357
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,071
Be right down.
Almost ready.
358
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,783
[instrumental music]
359
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,660
Thanks, grand mummy.
360
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,000
And thank you, Lola.
361
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,047
Ooh, don't go too fast!
362
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,090
[engine revving]
363
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,304
[instrumental music]
364
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,390
You g-g-gave me an F!
365
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,309
Y-you said you'd give me an A!
366
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,061
I wanted to. I really did.
367
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:33,065
But I just didn't think you had
a firm grasp of the material.
368
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,942
Th-th-thanks a lot, Professor.
369
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,361
- Oh, I'm back to Daffy.
- How come?
370
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:40,113
Professor's too hard to spell.
Daffy's simple.
371
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,574
D-A-F-Y.
Boom. Easy.
372
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,788
- Oh, here you go.
- M-m-my credit card?
373
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,748
You're gonna notice two $14
charges
374
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,416
on there to the courthouse.
375
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,336
Oh, and one $700 charge
to contemporary male.
376
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,047
Corduroy sports coats
are expensive.
377
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,178
[theme music]
378
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:30,872
- That's all, folks.
- What did you say?
379
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,208
[gulps]
Uh, nothin'.
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