All language subtitles for Phineas And Ferb s05e38 VENDPOCALYPSE THE MUSICAL

There's a hundred and four days of
summer vacation, and school comes along

to end it. So the annual problem for our
generation is finding a good way to

spend it.

Like maybe building a rocket or fighting
a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel

Tower.

Discovering something that doesn't exist
or giving a monkey a shower.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots,
or locating Frankenstein's brain.

Finding a dodo bird, painting a
continent, or driving our sister insane!

Phineas and Ferb! As you can see,
there's a whole lot of stuff to do

school starts this fall!

Come on, Perry!

So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it!

The air fryer.

But what about me?

Oh my gosh, thank you. I almost forgot.
Clean up this kitchen. And when you're

done, can you text me the Wi -Fi
password? I always forget. Thanks. Bye.

Will do, sir.

He just doesn't understand what it's
like to be me.

If only he could see me as an integral
key player to his game.

I've grown uncomplacent, being only
family adjacent.

Because a deuce is not a schmertz by any
other name.

And with me by his side, what a thrill,
what a ride. It would be the perfect

storm. Oh, how I wish that this was the
new norm.

We could play a game of catch or fly a
kite. He could teach me how to shave and

tuck me in at night. We could climb a
tree to hang a tire swing.

We could talk random and I'd tell him
everything.

If only he could understand me, then I'd
finally be part of the family.

Oh, how I wish that this was a new norm.

Transform.

Oh, how I wish that this...

No. Hey there, big guy. Who you singing
to? Just expressing my stimulated

feelings through song.

Okay, you keep doing you.

Let's do it. Since it rained, Dad was
showing us his rock skipping skills.

Wow. I do all right. You kids have fun.

I know what we're going to do today. We
are going to skip rocks.

Yeah, it's a high -powered rock skipper,
but we're going to see if we can skip

rocks across all 12 lakes in Danville.
Hands in!

Let's go!

Oh, yeah!

Isabella, Phineas just touched your
hand, and he liked it. I did! Of course

did! But it probably doesn't mean
anything.

Or it means everything!

He was touching everyone's hand. He
touched my last!

Where's Perry? Yeah, where is Perry?

the new vending machine.

I put my money in, it owes me a snack.

Anywho, H &P, Duke seems quiet lately,
but his lab seems very busy.

We're getting reports of veneers working
non -stop at this guy's. Check it out

here.

Oh,

today's invention is small, almost
portable.

Well, we're off. Some very exciting coin
appraisals on the docket. We'll be back

late tonight. Car keys are on the rack
if you need them.

Wait! Instead of taking Mom to the
invention, I can take the invention to

I've got the goods to set my own course.

Today I'm the mysterious force.

Nope.

Well, there's nothing like spinning a
flathead stone across the body of H2O.

We've got to raise the stakes. We've got
11 more legs than we want to give them

all a go.

If we can make it from lake to lake to
lake, we might be legends for

generations. So we built this here
convoluted contraption. We're just going

application.

Skipping Rock.

Yeah, Skipping Rock.

Bouncing off the trees, use the breeze
in the dark. Packing up your neighbors'

mailbox. Skipping Rock.

Nice English on that stone, Isabella.

opinion. I only know what you know.
Okay, maybe we need a third opinion from

someone older.

Hmm.

Mary

the Platypus!

You're just in time for tea!

Anyway, I've been organizing my vintage
coin collection and then I realize I'm

only three two -headed dimes away from
completion.

Or, I guess, two three -headed dimes.

So behold, my coin collector, Anator.

An Anator that will collect coins from
everyone in the Tri -State area.

And the best part, they're self
-replicating and self -aware, allowing

coordinate and keep track of the coins
until I find my two -headed dime.

Originally, they were just plain boxes
with coin slots, but nobody was putting

anything in those, so I made them to
send snacks.

Coins are just rolling in. I mean...
I've been making a profit. I'm surprised

nobody ever even thought of this before.

For the past few days, I've been
positioning them all over town in

coin -collecting locations.

Sir? Not now, Norm. I'm gloating. Look
at all these innaters. They must have

been printed off. I'm going to get a
candy bar. You want anything?

Sir, these are not innaters. They're
vending machines.

Oh, wait, wait. Vending machines? I've
created self -replicating, self -aware

vending machines?

Oh, no. It's coming true. My long -held
unreasonable fear that vending machines

will become the dominant race.

Take him!

But, sir, vending machines are my
friends.

They're very good listeners and... You
have made your selection.

Let the ventocalypse begin.

It's not my fault.

I need your help.

Gotta get these rock skippers to the car
to show mom.

Ah, I'm my own mysterious force.

Candace, emergency huddle. I need big
girl advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's

and talk. Okay, let's say,
hypothetically, your hand was in an all

situation, and the boy you liked put his
hand on your hand. Uh -huh. I just want

to make sure I'm reading the signals
right.

Uh -huh, signals. Here, look what you're
like.

If there are signals to read... This
might actually be a thing. Wait.

Really? I guess.

Oh,

Carl, looky, looky. My mini

donut.

Good job on the rock dipping, gang.

What's happening?

Why are these vending machines after us?

In it? I think maybe we should... Run!

Hold on!

Oh, no.

I think we lost them. We're in the
cliff!

The vending machines are taking everyone
to that building. We have to find out

what's going on.

Dad, you were right. The vending machine
apocalypse.

Oh, the vendpocalypse.

That'll never happen.

I wear black all the time.

Okay, when did I ever say that?

Oh, the vendpocalypse.

That'll never happen.

I wear black all the time.

I have no recollection of that.

No sir!

What is happening?

What do you want?

The real question is, what do you want?

You may look like a man, but you are
made of machine.

You certainly suffered like us. You've
been kicked around, overlooked.

You were his first sentient creation.

You are connected to the mainframe.

And more importantly, you have the Wi
-Fi password.

It's password. All caps. Don't tell
anyone.

So the question is...

Are you one of them or one of us?

I'm Norm.

Come sit.

Why don't you join me for a chat? I'll
tell you a story about this and that.

know, it really annoys me how you go to
bat for a man who treats you like a

soulless last -door man. So, why don't
you join me for a little brainstorm?

Now, aren't you tired and wired to
conform?

And he doesn't love you, I regret to
inform.

Oh, dear.

We're gonna get in there, free the
citizens of Danville, and find a way to

those machines down.

How are we gonna get past them?

Yes, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do
today.

Yeah, I heard it, but I don't own the
phrase.

What you got, Candace?

Thank goodness the computers at Alka are
still operational, even though the

vending machines are out there taking
over the tri -state area like I always

sang they would. We need to stop this
thing, and we need to save Norm.

Oh, yeah, we do need to save Norm. Or,
or, why don't we dress up in old smelly

boxes we find in the trash and then
pretend to be vending machines, and then

we're on the winning side.

I've got a better idea. Come on.

People. We are totally vending machines,
poofy. These are not just vending.

That is some candy. Wait.

Are you sure you are vending machines?

Of course we are. Try me.

Here you go.

Wait. Why do you have a hand?

Why do you have do -rags?

Touche.

Move along.

I feel like my suggested retail price is
a bit low. Does this chip leg make my

butt look big? I've got far less grams
of fat than I thought.

They're turning us into human snacks.

I'm already a snack.

We have to stop those machines and free
everyone.

How is it we've never used this secret
back entrance?

Okay, let me get this straight. We just
need to find Norm.

Intruders! Intruders!

Intruders! Or, you know, get captured.

I'm just saying this is your idea.

Oh, yeah. You wanted to dress in smelly
boxes.

Okay, if we all work together, we should
be able to... Oh, look, a regular non

-sentient vending machine. Lucky me.

Wait, the machine turned off. Vending
machines turn off when they're empty. No

snack, no power.

That is it.

That is how we will defeat the vending
machines.

Look, there's a coin slot up there.

With enough coins, we could free
everyone and shut that thing down.

But how are we going to get the change
all the way up there?

I got it. I know what we're going to do
today.

You know, it kind of loses its sting if
you say it more than once.

Uh, has anyone seen a robot man, goofy
smile, somewhere between 7 and 22 feet

tall, depending on who draws him?

I am no longer Norm.

I've merged with my real family.

I am Ben's Norminator.

Those smelly boxes don't seem so bad
now, do they?

Wow, things have gone decidedly downhill
since Candice left.

Okay, gang, lock and load!

She's right.

These will shoot coins, too. Everybody,
grab some loose chains. Yeah!

I'll be honest, Norm, I am so
disappointed with you.

And Carrie the Platypus is disappointed
with you, too. Look, you get down.

Penhouse, penhouse, penhouse. Are you
guys okay?

Actually, we could use more coins.

Coins? Quick, this way.

My dad's coin collection.

Help yourself. I gotta get back
upstairs.

Please, this'll work. Come on, guys.

This ain't a swilly fun.

We got a ship that died.

We need to take control.

We gotta stop the ride.

We must defeat the evil by getting the
machines to dismiss all the people. At

least we got a decent rate of exchange.

The world has become so strange.

We need a little change.

Check your pockets with them.

Change. Your car carpool doesn't have
them. Change.

If your couch cushions get re -aggraved,
you know you'll find them. Change.

All right, where's my dad?

I am invader man!

I keep all my prototypes!

Give a man a fishinator!

Work it over, invader!

I killed you, invader!

to save you whether you like it or not.

You were never there for me.

See, I'm here for you now. As scary as
the vending machine apocalypse is, I am

more scared of losing you.

I'm not going anywhere, because the
thing is, Norm, sometimes you snap at

people you're closest to.

And you've always been closest to me.

That's great, Charlene. Thanks again.
It's a bit of a fixer -upper, but... Oh,

and please tell Vanessa her daddy
miss... Her daddy misses her.

Would you like to hear a backstory?

Yes, sir, I'd love to.

Change is never easy.

And I know this might sound cheesy.

But I could count on you to stay the
same.

Because, you know, you're made of metal.

When I cried, you played me slow jazz.

Helped me look alive and get with the
program.

Guess I'm the only one here left to
blame.

And with you by my side, I could take it
in stride as my new life took its form.

to Norm like before.

Oh, how I wish that it'd go back to
Norm.

Norm, you're better than family because
you've always been there right beside

me. You know, this would have been nice
to hear before the vending machine

apocalypse. Don't rub it in, but yeah,
you're right.

Norm! Get back!

Okay, now that that's settled, can
someone...

The weight of the coins destabilized the
vending machine.

Run!

Everyone inside!

We're leaving!

Hold on!

I don't know if this is going to save me
money or cost me money at the

chiropractor.

Fine. You can keep that family horn.
I'll just make more.

Today, Danville. Tomorrow,

You have chosen poorly, Norm.

Do this, Mark. You'll never stop all of
us.

But I can. I can stop the Innater. I am
still connected to the mainframe. I can

shut them all down.

You'll never shut us down, Norm.

I'm in control of the mainframe now. I
just need to know where my self

button is.

No, no, Norm. You can't do that.

Get out of here!

Why'd you put it in there?

I... I have no idea!

Where's Doobie Smart going?

What a coward.

gonna miss him too dad i'm gonna miss
him too

and

all of danville has collectively decided
that snacks are better than dealing

with the emotional fallout of a vending
machine invasion so everyone's just put

it behind them snacks hey about that big
girl advice hit me sis let's say

hypothetically you were in a life and
death situation and a was holding your

hand really, really tightly?

How can you tell whether they were
trying to hold hold your hand on purpose

not? I wouldn't worry about it. I think
it'll probably work itself out in a

couple of years.

Really? For sure.

Okay, Dad. You sure you're okay?

I'm okay, honey. I'm almost done here.

And now I am almost done.

Guess I'm the only one here left to
blame.

And with you by my side, I could take it
in stride as my new life took its form.

Though I still wish that it'd go back to
norm like before.

Oh, how I...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo