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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:18,720 I'm 21 from the Valley, and I have what you might consider rich parents. 2 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,680 They bought me a small mansion in LA for my 18th birthday. 3 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:28,140 I didn't want to live in it all alone, so I started looking for housemates, and 4 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:31,680 after a while, I found a couple I thought would be great to live with. 5 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,380 Hi guys! Welcome! 6 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,840 Oh my god! 7 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,560 Get in here! Hello! 8 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:41,160 Hi! So good to see you! 9 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:42,780 I assume you're a girl? 10 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:45,090 Yes, April. I'm Donnie. 11 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:47,470 This is my girlfriend, Tiana. 12 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:49,030 Wow, so handy. 13 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,710 Yeah. Do you like my place? 14 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:55,830 I love it. The place is amazing. Yeah, I like it too. My parents actually bought 15 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:57,530 it for me. I'm super loaded. 16 00:00:57,890 --> 00:00:58,890 Do you want a tour? 17 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:00,690 Absolutely. Show us around. 18 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:03,190 This is our living room. 19 00:01:04,269 --> 00:01:07,230 I'm just super loaded. These are my clothes. Wow. 20 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:09,139 So pretty. 21 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:10,059 What do you think? 22 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:11,360 I love it. I love the roses. 23 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,480 Yeah. Really? So beautiful. 24 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:15,180 Fluffy, huh? 25 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:16,960 They sure are, yeah. Really fluffy. 26 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,800 This place is amazing. 27 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:20,460 I have a ton of stuff. 28 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,560 Yeah? I have these flowers. 29 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,680 Whoa, you got all this yourself? 30 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,340 Well, my parents bought it for me, remember? I'm loaded. 31 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:30,120 Oh, right, yeah. Super rich. So, come over here. 32 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:35,780 We have a sitting area for you to sit. Sit down and do whatever you want here. 33 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:37,060 Okay, great. 34 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,800 This place is amazing. 35 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:41,120 Yeah, you could pop open a book sometimes. 36 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:42,559 Uh -huh. 37 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,920 Ooh, interesting. 38 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:46,480 Very cool. I love to read. 39 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,460 Oh, yeah, we like to read, too. Yeah, we love to read. 40 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,340 I always have my nose in a book. Yeah. 41 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,180 I have my nose in a book. 42 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:58,120 Do you guys want to check out the pool or what's up? Yeah, let's check out the 43 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,880 pool for sure. Okay, let's go. It's so pretty. 44 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,160 You think so? 45 00:02:02,670 --> 00:02:03,670 This is my pool. 46 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:08,949 Wow. Yeah. So nice. You know, the real estate agent actually said, welcome to 47 00:02:08,949 --> 00:02:12,490 the live test store. What? And actually, I'm not kidding about that either. 48 00:02:12,730 --> 00:02:13,730 What? That's true. 49 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:17,110 That is amazing. Maybe you'll run into him. I know. Let's hope. This is the 50 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:19,890 neighborhood of raised gold. Yes, it is. 51 00:02:20,150 --> 00:02:21,150 Oh, you're lucky. 52 00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:25,170 So hot outside. It really is, right? Makes you want to take a dip in the 53 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,750 huh? How is it? Is it warm? 54 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:30,690 Um, yeah, it's super warm. 55 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,520 Feels good. Yeah, that's going to be amazing. 56 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,020 Yeah. 57 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:42,440 That stupid pool boy is not even doing his job right. Yeah, it's kind of dirty. 58 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:43,700 Hey, you know what? 59 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:47,840 Maybe we can decide that's going to be someone's chores. 60 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:49,820 Someone's chores. Yeah. 61 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:51,840 That's perfect. 62 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,280 Okay. 63 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:55,480 Oh, yeah, this place is so sweet. 64 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,040 Maybe we need a chores list. 65 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,000 We'll come back over here, guys. All right, yeah. 66 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:04,970 I love cabanas. 67 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:08,110 Here's our cabana. 68 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:11,970 Beautiful. I know, right? Yeah, this place is so nice. 69 00:03:12,370 --> 00:03:14,410 So nice. It's so fun to just be outside. 70 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:16,830 Yeah, it really is. It's amazing. 71 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:20,050 And the hot tub. It's a bit too hot for a hot tub. 72 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:24,170 Yeah, it's just too hot. This is so pretty. 73 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:26,510 All of this cool. It's so nice. 74 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,930 Very nice. Good times for sure. Yeah, absolutely. 75 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:31,590 Cool. 76 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:33,050 Jump in. 77 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,320 I do kind of want to jump on it. Same. 78 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,040 Yeah. What if I just dip my toe in? 79 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:39,920 Ooh, 80 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:44,720 water's a little bit lower than I thought. Yeah, I was going to say, it's 81 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,680 drop down there. It's kind of a long drop. Yeah. It's a long drop. Uh -huh. 82 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,300 You got a rubber jacket in there? 83 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,880 I don't know, but it's kind of cool. 84 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,100 This is my pool. 85 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,520 Nice. I love it. 86 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,760 And the cabana, you like the cabana too. I love the cabana. I love the backyard. 87 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,460 I love the pool. It's amazing. 88 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:04,940 This place is great. 89 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,720 It's the perfect spot to just chill. 90 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,180 Yeah. 91 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,660 Do you want to show us the rest of the house? 92 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,500 Yeah. 93 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,760 Yeah. You probably want to see the pictures. 94 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:17,140 Oh, I love to cook. 95 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,579 I love to cook. Come on, let's go see the pictures. 96 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:24,380 That's why I make such a good roommate a lot of the time. I love to cook. Oh, 97 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,440 interesting. 98 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,720 Wow, this is beautiful. 99 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,060 You're so rich. 100 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:37,480 All my vines are stainless steel. You're so rich. 101 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:41,000 And you have a pantry. 102 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,320 I have a huge pantry. 103 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,640 Do you have a private chef? 104 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:48,220 Yeah, the same chef that does Kylie Jenner's house. Oh my god. 105 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,540 Did you see that TikTok the other day where the Postmates guy lied? 106 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:55,340 That was crazy. That was real creepy of him. 107 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:56,479 You think so? 108 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,810 Yeah. Because he lied about the whole thing. 109 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:00,550 Oh, he lied about it? Yeah. 110 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:01,930 I missed that. 111 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:05,750 Yeah. Oh, I could cook a lot of stuff in the kitchen. 112 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:08,430 Oh. 113 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:12,470 Yeah, well, I feel like you don't really know how to cook, but it's okay. We can 114 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:13,470 teach you. 115 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,230 Yeah, 116 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,090 that's true. You're so rich. 117 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:19,630 Do you know how to cook? What kind of stuff? 118 00:05:20,510 --> 00:05:21,510 Oh, yeah. 119 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:25,730 Like the cauliflower. What did you call it? The pasta? The chickpea pasta. Are 120 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:26,830 you gluten -free? 121 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,370 Yes. Yeah. 122 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:31,850 I think it's so healthy. Yeah, it's really awesome for me. 123 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:33,309 I know. 124 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,050 That worked out really well, I'm sure. 125 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:36,430 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 126 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:38,210 Oh, there's a lot of stuff in here, man. 127 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:41,570 Wow. Exciting. 128 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:43,030 It's like a booth. 129 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,590 Yeah. You have really cool stuff. 130 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:49,470 You've got all this stuff yourself, and your parents bought everything for you. 131 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:51,410 I don't play. You don't have a job. I don't work. 132 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:52,790 I only play. 133 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,270 Oh, perfect, yeah. 134 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:56,850 I only play. That's awesome. That must be nice. 135 00:06:00,910 --> 00:06:02,630 Do you want to see the rest of the house? 136 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:07,490 I immediately started to hit it off with both of them. So it was a clear choice. 137 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:12,170 We lived like that for a few months until COVID hit and we couldn't go out 138 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:18,410 anymore. We all got hornier by the day. After a few days, we sat together at the 139 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:23,210 lunch table and they started talking about sex and how they miss it. A few 140 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:27,670 minutes of just talking about it go by and one of them starts talking about a 141 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:29,030 story you read somewhere online. 142 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:35,120 about a free -use roommate and suggested that I could become one of them in 143 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,480 exchange for them doing all my chores. 144 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,820 Gosh, yeah, no problem at all. Okay. 145 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,160 Donnie, are you with a Y or an IE? 146 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,440 IE. 147 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:46,100 I totally got it wrong. 148 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,560 No, 149 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,040 we've been dating for so long. Babe, yeah, what the hell? 150 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:52,780 So, okay. 151 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,440 What do you like to do, April, as far as chores? I like to have fun. 152 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:58,740 I don't like chores. 153 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:00,020 So you don't do anything? 154 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,700 No, I don't like chores. I know what I can do. I can organize the mail. I'm 155 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,239 at that. 156 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,620 Are you going to pay the bills, too? 157 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,360 You're the rich one. Shipping and receiving. 158 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,480 More receiving than anything. 159 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:12,960 I put in a fake chore. 160 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,080 Okay, Donnie obviously does the trash. 161 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,879 Seam pool. 162 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,220 Yeah, I can do some cooking as well. I like to cook. 163 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:25,450 Cook. Okay. And practice. 164 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:29,710 And practice. And he cleans up after. Okay, we already got clean. 165 00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:32,270 Yeah. Well, let's just put cleaning in general. He can do all the cleaning. 166 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:33,270 like all the cleaning? Yeah. 167 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:37,550 Um, Donnie can also clean up the dog poop. 168 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:39,210 Yeah, that's no problem. 169 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:40,389 I don't know the chore. 170 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:41,390 He can clean. 171 00:07:41,490 --> 00:07:43,230 Look pretty. 172 00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:47,030 I'm also going to put look pretty for me. Of course. 173 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,120 They'll look pretty for both of us. Oh, he can do the laundry. 174 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:55,020 I like when he does the laundry too. 175 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:59,840 Maybe we could split the dishes, but for the most part it's mostly him. 176 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,200 Yeah, dishes. 177 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,020 Oh, 178 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:04,699 I want to pan. 179 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:07,900 That's one of my chores. Pan by the pool. 180 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,680 I want to play golf. 181 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,079 You like golf? 182 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,580 I can think about cooking up golf. Okay, we can go together. So go to the 183 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:16,580 golfing range. 184 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:17,919 Got it. 185 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,840 Three days a week. Yeah, perfect. 186 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:24,760 Yeah, wow. We need to work out. We need to work out with our trainer. So, work 187 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,760 out. 188 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,400 Work out. 189 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,260 And Donnie. 190 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,980 He can grocery shop. 191 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,159 Grocery shop. Oh, yeah. Good one. 192 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,299 Okay, he's going to do all the grocery shopping. 193 00:08:42,179 --> 00:08:46,500 We should make a Donnie part two. Yeah, I'll move this down here. Yeah. 194 00:08:46,980 --> 00:08:48,800 Um, okay. Vacuum. Vacuum, yeah. 195 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:50,140 I already got that one. 196 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,020 Vacuum. Dusting. 197 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:53,900 Dusting. 198 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,700 Um, these are all like boy jobs. I feel like you should see them. 199 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,140 Yeah. Um. 200 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,680 Oh, making the bed. 201 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,540 Making my bed. Every morning. 202 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:07,440 Oh, every day. Yeah, that's something I always do. And before I get into bed at 203 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,440 night. Yeah. 204 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:12,420 He should make, he should draw the bed. Um, he also has to kind of be the 205 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:15,240 plumber. We don't want to hire a plumber, right? I don't want any 206 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:18,420 Not in this house. We'll put plumbing. 207 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,400 How much is the rent, by the way? 208 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:24,660 Five grand. 209 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:26,340 Each? 210 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,600 Oh, each. 211 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,120 I guess this is a mansion. 212 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:30,540 It's a mansion. 213 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:32,540 They might have to work out a deal. 214 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:38,560 You guys can talk it up with my dad, I guess. But I'm standing very firm. 215 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:40,700 Me too. 216 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:42,920 Okay. 217 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:48,150 But I guess, whatever, we can negotiate later. We'll see how you do with all 218 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:49,150 your chores, Donnie. 219 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:50,410 Yeah. 220 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:51,470 What else should he do? 221 00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:56,930 Electrician. You gotta do, like, all the electricity, because I want special 222 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,930 lights in my room. 223 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:03,030 Yeah, yeah. I think he's gonna need a maid to pick up dirty clothes and stuff. 224 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:05,370 But that's kind of your job. Oh, okay. 225 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,150 Kind of getting all those hard -to -reach places. 226 00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:12,150 So far, you have trash, you clean the pool, you cook. 227 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,720 You do all the cleaning. All the cleaning, really. 228 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:15,940 You clean up dog poop. 229 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,180 I don't even have a dog. 230 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,320 I don't even have a dog. 231 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:19,780 Like the neighborhood dog. 232 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:22,200 But you're supposed to go around the neighborhood and clean up the 233 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,079 dog poop. Cutting the grass. 234 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,260 You cut the grass. 235 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,600 Okay. 236 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:29,160 I've kind of been wanting to do like a tomato garden. 237 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,020 Like do you think we could do a tomato garden? 238 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,360 You'd be so good at that. 239 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,720 Gardening. 240 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,960 Okay, 241 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,400 gardening. 242 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,520 We need more stuff for eyes. 243 00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:42,770 Oh, like for our chores? 244 00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:45,750 We can do like a book club. 245 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:47,430 Yeah. A book club. 246 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:48,930 I need to read more. 247 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:52,310 I'll be in charge of the book club. A good task. 248 00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:57,010 Is what? Well, the book club could be a good hobby for you guys. 249 00:10:57,210 --> 00:10:58,210 Yeah. 250 00:10:58,770 --> 00:11:01,070 Or a chore. Oh, we can do Pilates. 251 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:02,930 Pilates. Oh, yeah. 252 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,930 Okay, we got Pilates. Uh -huh. 253 00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:08,810 Maybe we can just like... 254 00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:12,670 Hang out and get it like a golf cart and just a drive around. 255 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:18,110 Yeah I like the sounds of that. We got the book club. Oh, like a golf cart. 256 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:19,230 Yeah. 257 00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:21,910 Yeah. Okay. We need a golf cart. 258 00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:26,070 Oh, write the rent amount up here so we don't forget. $5 ,000 each. So $10 ,000 259 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,690 total. Right, right. Okay. 260 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:31,210 $5 ,000 each. Uh -huh. 261 00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:32,610 $10 ,000 total. 262 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:33,910 Yeah. For rent. 263 00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:36,710 Rent. That doesn't include me. 264 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,170 Oh, yeah. 265 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,620 Okay, true. Right. 266 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:45,320 Um, who do we pay? We pay you or we pay your dad? Um, you can guard me. Cash? 267 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,600 Yeah, cash. 268 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,620 That works. 269 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:51,280 Yeah. I'll just get it out of his bank account. Okay, cool. Yeah, fuck him. 270 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,260 That shouldn't be a problem, I think. Cool. You guys are really reasonable 271 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,400 people. Yeah. 272 00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:59,700 Maybe we should get together. Do you want to get together maybe for a game 273 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,820 night? Tonight? 274 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,360 This evening? 275 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,759 I'm down. 276 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,760 I had nothing else going on. 277 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:08,760 Perfect. Yeah, we could do, like, board games and, like... Trades? 278 00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,060 Trades. Ooh, I love that one. 279 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,300 Trades. Yeah. 280 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,240 Neat. Cool, cool. 281 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,520 Awesome, let's do it. Cool, great. Yeah, yeah. 282 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:21,260 I agreed because I was tired of not getting fucked, and we'd been keeping at 283 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:23,140 for almost one and a half years by now. 284 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,300 We also started playing games together in the evening. 285 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,860 I really loved living with these two. 286 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,180 Um... 287 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,370 Hitting a tree. 288 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:35,550 Volleyball. 289 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,610 Volleyball. Baseball. Oh, basketball. 290 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,450 Basketball. 291 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,790 Baseball. It is baseball. Baseball. 292 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,250 We're softball again. 293 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:49,870 Baseball, not softball. All right, all right. Okay, so... Okay, two syllables 294 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:50,870 again. Go again, go again. 295 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:51,950 Okay. 296 00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:56,670 Gorilla. 297 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,410 Monkey. Monkey, okay. 298 00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:01,130 Okay. You're good at this. 299 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,800 Two syllables again. 300 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,120 Oh! 301 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,200 Basketball. That's basketball. But that's three. That's three syllables. 302 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,900 Basketball. 303 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,740 Basketball. That's three. 304 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,280 That's a mark on me. Sorry. 305 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,220 Um, okay. 306 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,860 What about... Oh, okay. How about this one? 307 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:23,980 Three syllables. 308 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:26,940 Sucking dick. 309 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,020 Sucking dick. 310 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:31,860 Sucking dick. 311 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,100 Blowjob. Brushing teeth. Brushing teeth. 312 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,360 Yes, yes, yes. 313 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,120 Wow. 314 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,960 Washing hands. 315 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:44,560 That was an easy one. Yeah, you get the washing hands. 316 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:45,940 All right. 317 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,580 Showering. Showering. Shower, yeah. 318 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,120 Showering. 319 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,200 That's another one that I could do. 320 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,980 Getting the cum out of your hair. 321 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,180 Easy. 322 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:06,640 Wow. I'm not getting the cut of my hair. I think I could do better at this. 323 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,920 Let's see what you got. 324 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,060 Okay, bitch. 325 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:10,580 Hmm. 326 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,300 Okay. 327 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,240 Women? No. 328 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,280 Shark. 329 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,000 Snake? Snake. 330 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,420 Snake, whoa. Snake, snake. Okay. 331 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,680 Hmm. 332 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,100 I could do... 333 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,280 Okay, this is four syllables. 334 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,620 It's a lot. Okay. 335 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,100 Moonwalking. 336 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,400 Moonwalking. Michael Jackson. 337 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,240 Yeah. Michael Jackson. 338 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,220 Yes. Do another celeb. 339 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,340 Okay. 340 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:49,979 Your favorite one. 341 00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:50,980 Who should I do? 342 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,420 Okay. Who am I? 343 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,480 Is it a model? 344 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600 Five syllables. 345 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,280 Bella Hadid. No. George Clooney. No. 346 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,940 Nicole Kidman. No way. No. 347 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,980 It's someone very well -known. 348 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,200 I guess Nicole Kidman is very well -known. She's extremely well -known. 349 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,100 Tom Cruise. 350 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,820 Okay, do it better, Jana. I don't know. This is all she does. 351 00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:23,460 She's like, what? 352 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,219 I don't know. 353 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,600 This is all she does. 354 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,120 Kim Kardashian. 355 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,380 Yeah, actually, yeah. How often do you act out compared to Ashley? I know, 356 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,039 you're right. 357 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,040 Okay. True. 358 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:40,540 Okay, I got a good one. 359 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,360 Double blowjob. Double handjob. No. 360 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,720 What? 361 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 No. 362 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,200 No. 363 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,400 Okay. Washing. 364 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,300 Washing. Oh, milking a cow, maybe. Milking a cow. 365 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,740 Yes. Yeah. 366 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,560 Okay. 367 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,540 Okay, I got a good one. 368 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,100 Looking through a window. 369 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,940 No. Taking pictures through my window. 370 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,560 Photography. Photography. 371 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,160 I could do taking pictures through my window. Photography. Right. That's the 372 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,340 part. Okay. 373 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:19,340 About... Scoring. 374 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,180 Dancing. Dancing at the club. 375 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,260 No, this is actually kind of bad. 376 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:26,940 Oh, like, pickleball? 377 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,540 Kind of, like... Tennis. 378 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,240 This guy, I think. 379 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,620 Bouncing titties. 380 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,960 Yeah. You have such a dirty mind. 381 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,360 Trampoline. 382 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,699 Jumping rope, maybe. 383 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,700 Jumping rope. 384 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,940 Jumping rope. Yeah. Cool. 385 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,520 Okay. 386 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,040 I could be, like, squirting. 387 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,220 No. Coming. Master. 388 00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,980 Throwing dice. Like I have... Oh. 389 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:13,660 You're frying a pan? 390 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,920 Yeah. Oh, wow. That was a good one. 391 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:20,260 That was a good one. How'd you get that? She's domestic. A domestic queen. 392 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:21,680 True. Yeah, I'm a domestic queen. 393 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:25,560 What about this one? 394 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,280 Uh... Fly swatter. 395 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,420 Axe. You're winning an award. 396 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,040 No, it's like... You finally got the Emmy. It's in the air. 397 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,880 It's on the air. A kite. 398 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:55,340 writing an equation on a mirrored wall painting 399 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,920 That was a good one. She does the natural. 400 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,139 She's natural. 401 00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,300 She is. Okay. 402 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,300 Oh, making it rain. 403 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:18,760 Yeah. 404 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:19,860 Making it rain. 405 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:21,820 Something. 406 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,840 Painting your nails. 407 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,300 Yeah. It is that one. 408 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,380 Manicure. 409 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,760 We already have two. 410 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,340 Yeah, we already did manicure. Ah, right. 411 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,480 What's another one? 412 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,900 I do like putting on a hat, but I don't know what to do. 413 00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:44,620 Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. 414 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,620 Right here. 415 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,140 Hmm. 416 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,920 Um, camera and a nail? Yes, yeah, wow. 417 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,400 Camera and a nail? And a nail, yeah, yeah. 418 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,120 What's another good one we can do? 419 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:18,240 Maybe... Oh, here we go. 420 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,480 I have one. 421 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,040 Dancing in the club? 422 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:26,720 No, close. 423 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:27,920 Writing a book. 424 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,480 No, like... Working out? 425 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,680 Yeah. 426 00:19:41,659 --> 00:19:44,320 Maybe... Oh, I have one. I have one. Okay. 427 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,820 Breastfeeding. Yes, yes. 428 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,720 Wow. Yes, yes. 429 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,160 Awesome. Very good. Yeah, that was good. 430 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:58,900 All right. I have another one. I need one of you up here. Okay. 431 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,460 I need a partner for this one. 432 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:03,980 Okay. 433 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,920 So bend over this way, kind of. 434 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,200 And you're just going to demonstrate it? 435 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,780 Yeah, that's why I need a partner. 436 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:15,560 Okay, candlestick. 437 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:17,380 No. 438 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,540 Oh, bringing in groceries from your house. 439 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:26,220 Nope. Kind of close. 440 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:27,980 Riding a scooter. 441 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:32,060 That's a good one, but no. A moped. 442 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,420 No, but kind of, right? 443 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,700 Yeah, kind of. 444 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:39,540 Running. Dog? 445 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,420 Dog? Yes. 446 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:42,960 Dog? Yes. 447 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,580 Yes. Dog. I don't like that one. 448 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,799 I don't like this one. 449 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,800 Okay. Um. 450 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,560 That was a good one. Okay, you guys go. Or one of you go. 451 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:53,820 Um. 452 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,020 Maybe like. 453 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,440 You said you're praying. 454 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,140 Praying? 455 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,860 Oh, that's actually a good one. 456 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:03,379 That's a good one. 457 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:04,380 Yeah, praying. 458 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,300 Scrubbing the floor. 459 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,500 Scrubbing the floor, yes. 460 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,480 Okay, but you put your legs. 461 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,320 Okay. Okay. 462 00:21:49,139 --> 00:21:54,420 Daddy. You're a bad, bad girl, aren't you? Daddy. You will call me... Daddy. 463 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,460 Master. No. 464 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,220 The one for girls. The one for girls. 465 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,100 Goddess. 466 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,140 Master. You're close. Mistress. 467 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,560 Mistress. I thought mistress was something else. Okay. 468 00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,400 That was a good one. 469 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,680 Yeah, pretty good. 470 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,600 Okay. I have a good one. 471 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,040 What could it be? 472 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,680 Selfie stick? 473 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,680 Selfie stick. 474 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,960 Selfie stick. Good job. 31210

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