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Are you nervous at all?

I'm just nervous how my voice sounds.

You're not nervous who's on the other
side, you're just nervous how you sound.

Oh, your guys just sound so boy.

It sounds like when a girl tries to
imitate a guy and they just sound like a

dumbass. I'm like, it's not very hot,
but...

Hello and welcome to Blind Date. You two
can talk now.

Okay. Okay.

How are you two feeling right now?

Good.

Are you nervous at all?

I'm just nervous how my voice sounds.
You're not nervous who's on the other

side. You're just nervous how you sound.

Your guys' sounds so boy.

I don't know. Mine also sounds boy.

It sounds like when a girl tries to
imitate a guy and they just sound like a

dumbass. Like, okay.

I'm like, it's not very hot.

So for some reason that's making me like
a little more nervous.

We're here.

Have either of you been on a blind date
before? Have you ever been set up with a

person you didn't know who it was?

Yes, kind of.

How did that go?

Good once, not good the other time. What
was it that went bad?

You know, you have chemistry with people
for different reasons. Like, I get

along with a friend for a different
reason than someone else might. So

like, oh, you two are single, you should
get together. And it's like...

okay, the things that we have in common
are not the same things that you guys

have in common. And also it just comes
down to like, you know, how you operate

romantically and what you're looking for
and whatever else that it's like, just

because you're single and your friend
thinks that both of you are attractive

doesn't mean that you'll necessarily
have chemistry.

Have you ever been set up? Maybe not a
blind date, but like your friend is

you really need to date this person.

No. Really? No. Would you trust your
friend?

To set you up?

No, I'm pretty picky.

Okay. Let's say you've been on a date.
Do you have an example of a bad date?

Like, what made it bad? What were the
qualities? I've actually been thinking

about this. Like, what's my biggest red
flag of someone I just met?

And it is that, say, we're in a hotel or
we're traveling.

It's not the first date, but like, you
know. Yeah, a little bit.

And if the hotel soap comes wrapped up,
but they go to the bathroom and I go in

the bathroom after them and the soap is
still wrapped up and so I know they

didn't wash their hands, I instantly
don't like you.

That's a really good one.

Most people, their generic answer is if
they're rude to wait staff, which is a

good answer.

Oh yeah. Always judge people based on
how they treat others, not how they

you. Cause like they want something from
you, even if it's just like to get with

you. Right. But yeah, hygiene is the
fucking basic, like that's definitely a

flag, but it's like, I didn't, yeah, I
didn't think that was even on the menu

options of like things that you have to
look out for. Right. You know, you were

both very attractive people.

Thank you. Are you trying to get with
us, John?

You guys want to do a threesome?

Surprise!

It's me.

So presumably you two have a lot of
options in terms of people that you're

having sex with and hanging out with.

What qualities do you look for in
somebody that makes you want to date

sure, it has to be a very intellectual
connection.

And conversations.

Like it doesn't have to always be like
we have to talk about science only. But

if there's not some sort of depth going
on or a lot of laughter on the other

side, if we're being silly, not so
serious.

But yeah, I need like intelligence and
humor. But actually those typically go

hand in hand. Most comedians are very
intelligent.

I don't think I've ever met somebody
who's funny and not intelligent.

Yeah. So.

Yeah. They kind of go hand in hand.
Being clever and quick -witted is like a

form of intelligence. I love the quick
wit.

I'm really bad at it.

Interesting.

Definitely second what she said.

I'm sapiosexual, so I get turned on by
intelligence.

And I also like to get deep with people.
So whether that's about like a subject

that you have knowledge of, but also
really like get to know people

and like their outlook on life and what
shaped them and all that. But obviously,

yeah, like once you get past those
initial few dates, like you have to be

to like get silly with each other and be
weird with each other. Like that's the

entire point is like.

to see and be seen and be your like
weird self. And then also if you're, you

know, texting, like keeping in touch
with each other, whatever, setting up

next date, just like effort in general.

It's not like I need to be pursued or
anything, but it's more just, I really

appreciate when people are enthusiastic
and show joy. And it's like, if someone

is excited to see you again, that goes a
long way for me.

don't tend to vibe with people who are
like super reserved or like hold back

or worried about people judging them or
do you know what I mean just like be

yourself and like like have fun in in my
presence and like you know what I mean

yeah and like I'll do the same you said
something that's interesting to me

because I also think about that the
intimacy when you get to be like weird

each other do you have an example of
what that looks like to you of being

with a partner that you're comfortable
with. I mean, a lot of dudes have this

misconception that you need to be the
coolest and you have to have the biggest

dick and you have to be, like, super
buff and ripped. And it's like, dude,

just want somebody who, like, makes them
feel comfortable and makes them laugh

and, like, you know, has empathy and
kindness and treats them right and also,

you know, dicks them down.

So true.

I feel like I've been talking a lot. I'm
not on a date with you guys.

Not that we do.

Do you have any questions for each
other?

Are you someone that stays in your house
for like three plus years or do you

move every year?

Interesting. Because you also like
people who travel, right? Yes.

I actually move a lot, but I'm putting
roots down and, you know, have an actual

home. I don't currently.

Did as a kid. So, like, I guess that's
something I can relate to.

That said, I've only lived in L .A. for
two and a half years.

I do feel like putting down roots here.

only because I absolutely love my life.

And I love where I'm at, and I love my
friends and my career and all that. But

do like to travel a lot, and
historically I have moved a lot. Sounds

a city guy.

I am, yeah.

Nice. Yeah, very much. It's funny. I
operate in extremes because I live in

cities, but I do like nature a lot.

But, yeah, it's a matter of balance, I
guess.

100%.

Focus on that balance pretty hardcore in
life the past year. Cool. What kind of

sex are you guys in the mood for today?

I like all kinds of sex when I first
meet someone I tend to be more

Like chill. I'm not like choke me baby.

I'm more like we're feeling the vibes So
probably something a little more soft

Maybe I've met this person. I don't know
yet. Maybe you've had sex before. We

don't know. So if I haven't met them
before or fucked them, unless the scene

calls for a more extreme, then I'm down
because obviously I agreed to that upon

arriving. But if I can choose, I tend to
be more chill or let the guy lead.

I'm pretty submissive.

Interesting. Good to know. So I'm a
pleasure dom.

I get off on getting women off. So for
me, it's not a matter of like the type

sex I like to have. Like in general,
it's pretty athletic because I am. But

I do like to start slow and I love I
love a lot of foreplay.

and like to ramp it up because what i
really enjoy is like exploring the

chemistry and it's different with
everybody so it's not like this is the

sex i like to have because to me that
seems like you're masturbating in

and like what i want to do is figure out
what turns you on how you like it and

like figure out what i can do with my
mouth hands cock and like dirty mind and

like crawl into yours and figure out
what

Will make you come the hardest. And the
most often. And do that.

I'm going to try and experiment here.

Because you guys both have a microphone.

You have distorted voices.

And this can be a little bit silly.

Because we're trying to see if we can
crack the other person.

Describe what you want to do to them
sexually.

To them?

I was thinking. Or what you want them to
do to you.

I'm so selfish over here.

Please.

That will work out for both of us. I
love my nipples played with. But nothing

like. It's too intense, but since I'm
not working tomorrow.

So if there's a little mark, then it
could be fine.

But I love them sucked.

And usually I don't let people do it
other than like my boyfriend or

because I know I'm not filming. But
anyway, we always talk about me and my

boyfriend when we're fucking if I let
someone else do that to my nipples. But

never really let them. So if you're in
the mood for that, you know.

Would. Yeah, kind of help my boyfriend
and I get that fantasy checked off,

having someone else do it to me.

Oh, so he gets off on you fucking other
people.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

We have a really fun relationship, yeah.

Have you ever been invited over to fuck
somebody's partner in front of them?

Yeah. How many times?

How many times have I been invited?

How many times have you done it?

If you're talking about just like...

Me coming over solo, that's only
happened a couple of times. But, like, I

into this through, like, non -monogamy
and sex parties. So how many times have

fucked somebody's wife or girlfriend in
front of them? That's cool.

Countless. I literally could not keep
track.

Wow. You guys might work out. You're
like, okay. Come back and fuck me in

of my partner. I like your vibe.

Do you think you've worked with each
other? Do you have any sense of who it

I have a couple of guesses based on
those.

Would you be offended if he guesses
wrong?

No, not at all, because I have no idea
who it is.

Do you want to guess? Truly.

Do I want to guess? Yeah. No.

Why? Even if you're wrong. Who is it?

Do I want to guess? I mean, it's
somebody who's in a relationship,

in a poly relationship.

Yeah, no, I don't. I don't know. No? I
don't know.

Will you get ready to meet each other?

Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So what we're going to do
now, you're going to.

Stand up. You're going to take your
headphones off. You're not going to

You put the microphones down on the
chair.

And then when I tell you to, you'll step
forward. But be careful because there's

a step at the end, and I don't want you
to be so excited to see the person that

you fall.

Okay, no falling. You want us to step
down.

Yes. And be calm.

Step down and be calm.

Calmly.

And greet your scene partner. Okay, you
guys ready?

Yes.

So take your headphones off and put the
microphones down. No talking from this

point until you see each other.

All right. And I don't know if you know
each other, so feel free to introduce

each other.

Introduce yourself.

All right. You may now step forward and
meet your blind date.

Hello.

Ken Phil, Theodora Day.

We have met.

Have you had sex before?

We've not had sex.

Let's say. I don't think so. I feel like
I would remember that. Yeah.

Where have you met?

Just at a party? At ABN, I think, last
year, a year and a half ago. Yeah. I

didn't go to this last one. Yeah.

Yeah. A year and a half ago. Yeah.

I always, like, vanish. I go in and out
of the industry.

Yeah. Just pop in. Well, you've
reappeared. I've reappeared.

All right, guys. Well, this bedroom is
yours for the next 25 minutes.

Oh. Enjoy yourself.

Thank you. We'll do. All right.

Shall we? Yeah.

I'm so giddy.

A little bit, but like in a good way.

Like, I don't know.

Yeah.

Hmm.

I like it. Looks good on you. Yeah, I
look better on the floor now.

Agreed. Ooh, you have Chuck's hair.

I love Chuck's hair.

It's good.

But now you have so many clothes on.
Wait, wait, wait. That's mine. Okay.

And you're not wearing anything? No.

Wow. Thank you.

Are you a booty guy?

I'm an everything guy. Are you? Yeah, I
like it all.

Do you want to get on the bed with me?

Thank you.

All right.

I'm ready to do it all.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

You like that type of thing?

oh my god you ate me up so good my

pussy was like craving me

I like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like a pillow princess over here

up like this.

It's fucking good.

Yeah. Yeah. It's creepy.

It's funny.

It's funny. It's funny.

Oh, yeah.

Slide back in.

The blind date's going well.

Oh,

so nice.

Oh, I love this position.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I really can't.

I'm gripping you.

Daddy's come.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. I've been a good girl.

I've been a good son.

That's what you are, Daddy.

Yeah. Don't you fuck me over.

That was amazing.

Good blind date?

Yeah.

That was an amazing blind date.

Thank you. Thank you.

Wow.