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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,400 Thank you. 2 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,560 the internet. 3 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,460 Looks like a storm's coming in. 4 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:18,320 They predict thunderstorms and high winds for most of the day tomorrow. 5 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,140 Oh, how lovely. 6 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:24,680 Last year, our special day was ruined by clear skies and moderate temperatures. 7 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,360 Aunt Lily, that's right. 8 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,980 You and Uncle Herman are celebrating your wedding anniversary tomorrow. 9 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,560 How long have you two been together? 10 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:35,240 Oh, 200 glorious years. 11 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:39,240 Of course, most of the original Herman I married has been replaced with new 12 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:43,190 parts. But through it all, he's kept the same head on his shoulder. 13 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:47,330 You just say the word, and we'll swap it out, okay? 14 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:48,610 Oh, Grandpa. 15 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:52,270 Marilyn, dear. 16 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:54,530 Yes? Could you hand me my paper, please? 17 00:07:57,170 --> 00:07:59,670 Looks like housing prices are skyrocketing again. 18 00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:05,090 $20 ,000 for a coffin in a decent neighborhood. Decent neighborhood. Have 19 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:08,950 ever seen the cemetery on the west side? I resent that, Grandpa. 20 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:14,580 You know full well that most of my left side is from the west side. 21 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,160 Good morning, dear. 22 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,100 Grandpa, can you hand me the sports section? 23 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:27,340 I want to see how my old college basketball team is doing. 24 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:31,020 The star player died in an automobile accident last week. 25 00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:32,960 Oh, I'm so sorry, Uncle Herman. 26 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,479 It's okay. 27 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,220 Now he plays for the zombies. 28 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:44,680 Off to the practice spot. We got a really, really big gig tonight. 29 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:46,359 Hey, Eddie. 30 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,420 You think there might be any room in that band of yours for your old grandpa? 31 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:54,360 You know, when I was a young man, I really used to wail on my flugelhorn. 32 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:57,220 Way too much information, Grandpa. 33 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,580 Well, I'd better get going, too. 34 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,660 And where are you off to? 35 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:03,820 Never you mind, honey. 36 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,220 I just have to pick up a little something before tomorrow. 37 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:08,680 Oh. 38 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,500 And what are you doing today? 39 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,080 Oh, Aunt Lily, I'm so excited. 40 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:16,900 Ted called last night. 41 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,420 Your long -distance boyfriend? 42 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:22,520 Yes. After three years overseas, he's finally here. 43 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,980 He just called out of the blue. 44 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,520 Well, I'm off to the market. 45 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:32,080 I like to get there early before they throw away the rotten meat from the day 46 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,100 before. So it looks like you'll have the whole place to yourself. 47 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,320 Right, Grandpa? 48 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,400 I'll be in my coffin. 49 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:28,540 I can't believe you came home for me. 50 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,080 I've been waiting for this for so, so long. 51 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,720 Am I Mr. Coggin now? 52 00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:56,060 Yes. 53 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,450 Thank you. 54 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:45,970 Mm -mm. 55 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,760 You better go, Ted. My Aunt Lily is going to be homesick, and I needed some 56 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:50,760 to clean this place up. 57 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,520 Okay? 58 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,120 Oh, wait, Lily. 59 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,120 See you later. 60 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,180 It took me a little while to find the right one. 61 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,760 You got the cash? 62 00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:11,340 I think you'll find it's all there. 63 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,360 Dr. Seidelman, line one, please. Dr. 64 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,760 Seidelman? 65 00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:23,590 Beat it before somebody sees you. 66 00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:36,890 Grandpa, where have you been? 67 00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:41,250 You look positively beat. 68 00:28:42,070 --> 00:28:43,350 But I'm glad you came. 69 00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:44,730 Here. 70 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,230 Take a look. 71 00:28:50,030 --> 00:28:51,350 It should be perfect. 72 00:28:56,590 --> 00:28:59,650 How are you doing? 73 00:29:02,210 --> 00:29:04,510 I was wondering if you guys would do me a favor. 74 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:07,770 Yeah, I'm supposed to meet my girlfriend in a little while, but I've got an 75 00:29:07,770 --> 00:29:12,550 emergency call. I've got to take it. I was wondering if you could tell her I 76 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:14,050 would meet her tonight after my shift. 77 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:15,250 It's our anniversary. 78 00:29:17,730 --> 00:29:18,730 Great. Thanks. 79 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,140 So you guys feel okay? 80 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:30,440 You go ahead, Herman. I'll stay here and give her the message. 81 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,460 Why, that's very thoughtful of you, Grandpa. After all, an anniversary is a 82 00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:37,460 special thing. 83 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,060 I'll talk to you later. 84 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,700 Anniversaries? I love anniversaries. 85 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,810 Hi. You need to have... I happen to see a muscular guy in scrubs here. May I get 86 00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:51,709 a video? 87 00:29:51,710 --> 00:29:53,090 He said he'd be right back. 88 00:29:54,070 --> 00:29:54,929 Okay, good. 89 00:29:54,930 --> 00:29:56,590 I've got a nice little present for him. 90 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:02,550 By now, any normal man my age would have had a heart attack. 91 00:30:02,790 --> 00:30:03,990 Good thing I'm already dead. 92 00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:07,150 Bottoms up. 93 00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:08,230 Hopefully. 94 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,400 Hi, baby. 95 00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:26,460 My pussy's nice and wet for you. 96 00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:30,660 You're not talking, huh? 97 00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:33,680 That's okay. I've got much better use for your tongue. 98 00:33:05,130 --> 00:33:06,130 You can do a good job. 99 00:33:06,330 --> 00:33:07,330 Oh, my God. 100 00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,950 I'm going to pull my fucking mouth. Pull it on. 101 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:11,450 Pull it on. There you go. 102 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:13,670 Yeah. Fuck you. 103 00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:15,110 Yeah. 104 00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:18,110 Pull that cock right in your fucking mouth with my fucking balls. 105 00:33:18,690 --> 00:33:20,210 You little fucking butt. 106 00:33:21,610 --> 00:33:22,830 It's fucking hot. 107 00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:25,710 Bite it. 108 00:33:26,210 --> 00:33:26,989 Bite it. 109 00:33:26,990 --> 00:33:28,230 Bite that cock. Bite it harder. 110 00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:29,690 Yeah, fuck yeah. 111 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,880 it's a little bit 112 00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:31,700 Thank you. 113 00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:36,210 Yeah, right there on the head. 114 00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:37,510 Right there. 115 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,560 It's finally getting sore. 116 00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:04,740 It's finally getting sore. 117 00:43:57,290 --> 00:43:58,290 my face. 118 00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:42,870 Marilyn, you're glowing. Did you have a nice time this afternoon, Ted? 119 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:45,610 Oh, Aunt Lily, it was wonderful. Thank you. 120 00:44:47,070 --> 00:44:48,850 Honey, I'm home. 121 00:44:49,110 --> 00:44:50,330 We're in here, dear. 122 00:44:55,350 --> 00:44:56,870 Is Grandpa home yet? 123 00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,640 What do you mean? 124 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,420 Isn't he a slave downstairs in his lab? 125 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:09,200 Yes, of course he is. I mean, he couldn't be with me if he was here. 126 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,180 I mean, he couldn't be with anyone if he was here. 127 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,660 I think I'll go find him. 128 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,440 So cute, and he's trying to surprise me. 129 00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:23,280 What do you think's in the box? 130 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,260 Oh, probably a bouquet of... 131 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,300 Disease, dying flowers, covered in worms. 132 00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:31,520 You know how picky I am. 133 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:33,020 Grandpa! 134 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,700 Grandpa, are you in here? 135 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:41,700 Are you sure you're going to have enough energy to do this? 136 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,800 Can you give me a minute, Herman? 137 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,900 It's been a very busy day. 138 00:45:57,930 --> 00:46:01,370 Well, it's the tape that got fans of Eddie and the Bruisers howling with 139 00:46:01,370 --> 00:46:05,910 delight. It seems every rock star these days has a scandalous sex video. Eddie 140 00:46:05,910 --> 00:46:07,870 Munster, sex video, any truth? 141 00:46:08,070 --> 00:46:09,250 No. Are you sure? 142 00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:13,630 Yes. And on the night of his big concert, Eddie Munster is no exception. 143 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:17,130 Warning, the following footage contains scenes of a graphic sexual nature which 144 00:46:17,130 --> 00:46:19,850 may or may not include full penetration of one or more girls over 18 and a 145 00:46:19,850 --> 00:46:22,190 werewolf. Neither this station or the producers of this show claim any 146 00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:25,150 responsibility for the persons and or sex acts depicted in this or any other 147 00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:27,350 grainy night vision footage anonymously placed in our mailroom. 148 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,560 I haven't learned in a while. 149 00:49:14,470 --> 00:49:15,870 Ah. 150 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,040 What, Freddy? Come on! 151 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,440 this will work, Grandpa? 152 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:17,680 No. 153 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,560 What do you mean? 154 01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:22,360 I mean I'm mostly sure, as in probably. 155 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,120 Look at it this way. It should work. 156 01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:30,460 Herman, at this point, your body's just a big science experiment anyhow. 157 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,900 Relax, will ya? 158 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:34,780 You're like a giant exoskeleton. 159 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,920 If I screw up, we'll try again. 160 01:02:52,990 --> 01:02:54,350 Good morning, Marilyn. 161 01:02:54,910 --> 01:02:57,550 Good morning, Aunt Lily, Uncle Herman. 162 01:02:58,070 --> 01:02:59,070 Happy anniversary. 163 01:03:00,070 --> 01:03:01,350 Thank you, my dear. 164 01:03:02,190 --> 01:03:04,090 Herman's taking me to the sanitarium. 165 01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:06,430 It's the place we first met. 166 01:03:06,850 --> 01:03:11,830 We were both there visiting friends and, well, one thing led to another. 167 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,660 And then he's taking me on a picnic to the cemetery. 168 01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:18,720 It's where we shared our first kiss. 169 01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:23,620 And you know, it's also where Herman was born. 170 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:26,240 Good old Mockingbird Cemetery. 171 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:31,220 You know, I owe a lot to the folks out there. They really made me who I am. 172 01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:33,740 Well, 173 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,240 it sounds simply wonderful. 174 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,680 Have fun, you two. 175 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,420 Oh, we will. 176 01:03:53,930 --> 01:03:54,930 Fuck you. 177 01:03:55,250 --> 01:03:57,030 Not before you blow me. 178 01:03:59,010 --> 01:04:01,090 Blow you in this creepy cemetery? 179 01:04:01,450 --> 01:04:02,450 Hell yeah. 180 01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:04,250 Right here, right now. 181 01:04:07,270 --> 01:04:09,790 Is that what you want? 182 01:04:10,030 --> 01:04:11,030 That's what I want, baby. 183 01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:14,230 I don't have to wake up the fucking day. 184 01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:43,540 Mm -hmm. 185 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:44,720 Food. 186 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,920 Oh, you want to smell that fucking spit all over your dick? 187 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,600 Yeah, you want it nasty in this fucking cemetery. 188 01:05:34,510 --> 01:05:35,710 when you try to take the... 189 01:06:11,470 --> 01:06:12,470 I don't know 190 01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:49,660 You nasty baby. Maybe you'll wake up the dead. Oh, yes. Work that big fucking 191 01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:51,600 cock in my tiny little fuck ball. 192 01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:54,260 Oh, just like that. 193 01:06:54,860 --> 01:07:00,420 Mmm, look how wet I'm making it. Yeah, it's so fucking hot. I love watching 194 01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:01,620 tiny little pussy. Fuck! 195 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:04,560 I can't not. 196 01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,250 Thank you, Bill. 197 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:52,500 talk anyway. 198 01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:00,900 What the fuck is this? 199 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:06,040 Holy shit! 200 01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:09,600 Oh, dear. 201 01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:11,740 You've got a little something on your chin. 202 01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:13,400 Excuse me, miss. 203 01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:18,100 We're wondering if we could set our picnic basket here. That is, if you're 204 01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:19,100 leaving. 205 01:20:43,820 --> 01:20:45,040 The sea bath I smell. 206 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,780 Well, I know it's your favorite. 207 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,080 I got a little surprise for you. 208 01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:19,900 Oh, Herman, you shouldn't have. 209 01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:22,580 You ready? 210 01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:25,820 Close your eyes. 211 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,200 Okay. 212 01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:31,760 Okay. 213 01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:44,920 That's the nastiest thing I've ever seen. 214 01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:46,520 You really like it? 215 01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:33,040 Oh, it's bitter, eh? 216 01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:22,800 I went through the pines. 217 01:25:35,790 --> 01:25:37,390 Oh, you like my new coat? 218 01:32:03,180 --> 01:32:07,500 Oh, my God. 219 01:32:36,940 --> 01:32:37,940 Oh. 14854