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As we steer out boats, looking
for these dangerous predators.
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There's a king croc right there. He must
be 4 meters. 12, 13 feet long at least.
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This croc has enough power in his
jaws to rip my head right off. - Oh no!
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I've got to be careful.
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So what I'm gonna do is sneak up on
him and jam my thumb in his butthole.
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Holy crap, dude! - If I get bit out here,
I'm 200 km from the nearest hospital.
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I better be real careful jamming
my thumb in his butthole.
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- Oh boy he's pissed of now!
- Go dude go!
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I'm gonna jam my thumb in his butthole
now. This should really piss him off.
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Oh yeah that pissed him off alright!
I've got to be careful!
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This guy rules!
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- I told you guys.
- Well, that was quite an angry croc,
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but I managed to escape with only a few
bruises and a shattered left testicle.
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Next week, we'll look for more
of these beautiful creatures
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so we can learn more about them
by pissing them off in their sleep.
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- Thanks for watching.
- Dude, let's go look for crocodiles!
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There's bound to be some crocs out here. I'll
use my croc-call and try and bring them in.
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That's not how a croc
sounds you fatass penis!
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Now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the
bean-bag and see what happens, boy crocky
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- Get away from me, Cartman!
- Come here, crocky.
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- Dude!
- Help!
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Good job Cartman! You
killed Kyle! - You bastard!
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Well he shouldn't
called me fat.
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Why the hell not?! That's
like calling the sky blue!
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Well screw him, he's dead! Let's
go look for crocodiles. - You guys!
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Hey, he's still alive.
Kyle, are you okay?
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- I think so. I Cartman out
there? - I'm right here, Kyle.
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Cartman, you fuckin hunk of fat
rat fuckin hunk of pig fuckin ass fat!
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Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Say
that to my face, pussy!
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- Can you climb back up, dude?
- I don't think so.
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Dammit! I guess I'll have to go get him. - No,
come on you guys, let's go look for crocodiles.
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Whoa, dude!
This is making me sick!
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- Sick dude!
- Sorry!
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- What the hell are you doing,
fat boy?! - Screw you, hippie!
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Come on dude!
I wanna get out of here.
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Alright, just grab the rope.
Wait a minute. What's this?
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Dude! It's a dude!
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- He's like some frozen guy! - Come
on you guys, it's getting cold up myah!
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Shut up Cartman!
Dude, I saw this in a movie once.
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The old cavemen get frozen,
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and then people discover them and make
them their caveman friend. - Wow! Cool!
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You guys, there's a frozen ape man from
the past down here! Send some more rope!
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- Really! Hey, there's a frozen guy down
there! - Help me chip some of the ice away.
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Hey you guys! This was just like
that one movie, um, Jon Travolta...
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and that French chick were
doing it all summer long,
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and they went back to school and
sang songs about grease lightning.
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You know, the movie is Sandra
Dee checking out Prissy
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and the Italian chick gets
an abortion but she...
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Cartman will you shut the hell up and get
some more rope! - Screw you guys anyway!
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Hey remember when that kid found
a wallet and he get a reward?
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Yeah, sweet! Maybe we can get
a reward for the frozen guy!
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- Hooray!
- Hooray!
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Where should we bring it?
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I don't know. We just have to get it to town
and then let them figure out what to do with it.
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- I think I'm gonna name it Gorak.
- No dude, we have to name it Steve.
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Steve? What the hell kind of caveman name
is Steve? - It's my name. And I found him!
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- You didn't find him. I found him.
- What are you talking about dude?
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I fell down that
abyss and there it was.
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You wouldn't have even noticed
it if I hadn't pointed it out.
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Kenny, who found the ice man? - - Yeah,
I think you ought to name him Steve.
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I think we're almost
there you guys.
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Alright people, the next order of
business is a very serious matter.
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We need to vote on whether South Park
should reinstate the death penalty or not.
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- All those in favor say yippie!
- Yippie!
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Wait what was that?
I missed the question. Yippie!
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- All those opposed say nay!
- Nay!
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- Screw you!
- Hey! Screw you!
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Hi! Excuse me!
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Not now, kids! The town is having a very
important debate on capital punishment!
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But we found a frozen
ice man from the past!
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I found this frozen guy
in the woods today.
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No! I found this frozen
guy in the woods today!
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- What the hell is going on here?!
- We came for our reward.
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- Yeah, like a kid with a wallet.
- Reward? What reward?
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Mayor, I think the boys may have
stumbled on to something here.
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You see mayor, frozen links are often
found, dinosaur eggs, woolly mammoths.
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This specimen could be a missing link in
our evolution. If I could unfreeze the body,
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and perform an autopsy, I could learn much
about this creature's people and it's time.
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- Sure sure sure, be my guest,
knock your socks off! - Thank you mayor.
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Oh! And boys, I can't give you a
reward for finding this creature,
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but if you'd like,
I'll let you name him.
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- Really?
- Sweet! How 'bout Steve?
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- Steve it is. - Wait a
minute! His name is Gorak!
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Come on, Steve,
we've got work to do.
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Unfreezing this body will
be quite delicate work.
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We'll have to use the most
advanced methods available.
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This is very exciting!
He could be a Neanderthal,
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or an australapithocus
from the paleolithic era.
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Do you see that Kevin? These
clothes are from Eddie Bauer!
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I haven't seen anybody wear
clothes from Eddie Bauer since 1996.
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This is incredible! Think of all we can
learn from this body! All that it teach us!
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Let's hope the press doesn't
get wind of this right away.
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Stand back people,
there's nothing to see here.
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- What about the prehistoric ice
man? - Oh yeah, there is that.
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Dr. Mephesto, could you please
tell us what's going on?
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Ladies and gentlemen, we
still have a lot of work to do.
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But it is my opinion that this man has
been frozen in time for over 32 months.
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Yes it's true, although
at this early stage
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we know very little about this man
or the time from which he comes.
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Fascinating news
tonight from South Park!
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An ancient discovery of a
prehistoric man actually frozen in ice!
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A team of scientists continues
to try and unfreeze the body
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so that it can be
autopsied and studied.
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The caveman was discovered by
Kyle Brovlofsky, who had this to say:
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Well, I fell down this ice cavern
and I saw this block of ice...
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The prehistoric ice man is thought to be
from the late neo-post-Jurassic era,
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where he was probably a part
of a hunting and gathering
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tribe that lived on
Waterston street.
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That's it Kevin!
We can begin the autopsy.
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What's this?!
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- Holy crap! He's alive?! - That's
impossible! Do an EKG on him.
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- My God he really is alive! The ice must've
preserved him. - Well, quick, do something!
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No no! We've got to
think this through!
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Mayor, this man has not been
conscious for almost three years!
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He won't understand what he sees!
He'll be frightened and confused!
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Well, you can't just let him die!
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Perhaps death is better than the shock
he will take trying to adapt to our time.
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- Oh my goodness! It looks as if he's
about to speak! - Where... where am I?
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- What? - What's he
saying? - Is that English?
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- What? You're hungry?
- Where am I?
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- You're hungry?
- What's going on?
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Me friend... friend.
Me friend... Mephesto.
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Me-phes-to.
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If we could understand what he's saying,
then maybe we could get some answers.
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If only there was someone who could
communicate with him on a level
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as primitive as his own.
A mind like a child.
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- Dude, I wanted to call him Gorak.
- Gorak's a gay name.
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- No it isn't!
- Why you being such a dick?
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I'm not being a dick,
you're being a dick!
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Hello children. Dr. Mephesto
needs one of you
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to help him out in his lab
with the prehistoric ice man.
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- I'll go!
- No I'll go! I found him!
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Damn, I've never seen you guys fight like this.
- Alright, there's only one fair way to do this.
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Everyone stick out their potatoes.
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My mother and your mother
were out hanging clothes.
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My mother punched your mother in
the nose. What color blood came out?
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B-L-O-O... uh... O spells blue...
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and that means that you will go
to the lab and help out Mephesto,
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and then we could all go
home and watch Murphy Brown.
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- Steve! You!
- Where am I?
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Steve, Steve.
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- Oh good, your here.
- Oh my God! They revived Gorak!
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You bastards! - Yes, and I need
you to communicate with him.
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See if you can understand
what he's saying.
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- Uh, hi!
- Hi.
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- What'd he say?
- He said hi.
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- Very interesting.
- Where am I? - What?
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- He wants to know where he is.
- Tell him... tell him he's home.
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You're home.
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- In the year 1999.
- It's 1999?!
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- He's been frozen for the past 32 months.
- Dude, you've been frozen for 32 months.
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- And we found you...
- What?! 32 months?!
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Alright alright! Calm down.
I think that's enough for today.
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Good job, dude,
you freaked him out!
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Shut up assmaster! You're just jealous
that they had me talk to him!
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Guess what! You're not my best friend
anymore! Cartman's my new best friend!
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Oh yeah! Well you're not my
best friend anymore either!
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Cartman in now my best
friend! - Killer! - Fine!
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- Fine!
- Fine!
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- Are you Alphonse Mephesto?
- The same.
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We understand that
you are currently in
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possession of the
prehistoric ice man from 1996?
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- That's right.
- We would like to...
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We would like to offer our services in your
experiments. - Where are you gents from?
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From the University... of America. - Well,
there's not a lot to see, but come on in.
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He's still not responding much
to us. The shock is still settling in,
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but we've made great progress
now that he's in the habitat.
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- Habitat? - Yes, Kevin and I
designed a habitat for Steve to live
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in that is completely like his own world.
Everything is 1996 oriented.
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Amazing! He looks
so much like us!
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Yes! Well Kevin has done a lot of
work in figuring out how related to us
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Steve really is. He came
up with this drawing.
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Dr. Mephesto, we realize that
scientific study is expensive.
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- We wanna help you make this project
more lucrative. - How would we do that?
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It's easy.
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As you can see, the ice man
is listening to Ace of Bass,
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which was a very popular
group during his era.
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Their primite drumming
soothes people's tempers.
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- He doesn't look very happy in there.
- No, he sure doesn't.
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I wasn't talking to you, buttpipe!
I was talking to Cartman!
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Well I was talking
to Cartman too!
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Oh! I'm pretty friggen
cool all of a sudden.
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Here we see the ice man trying to
gain internet access on the computer.
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The internet was not very big at his time,
so the web frightens and confuses him.
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It's okay! He can't hurt
you! It's one-way glass.
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He can't even see us. And now,
the ice man watches television.
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This grizzly bear has the strength
of over ten Morgan Freemans.
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- I'm really pissing him off right now
- Wait! This could be dangerous.
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- How so?
- He's changing the channel.
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Something on the television
could frighten and confuse him.
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And they've done it! The Atlanta
Falcons are going to the Superbowl!
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What?!
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- You guys aren't being very nice
to my creature. - He's my creature!
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He's fine boys, and we're learning so much
from him. - Let him out dude, he's scared.
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He would be more scared on the outside.
You think this stuff freaks him out?
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How would you think he'd react to what's
happening in the government right now?
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But it isn't right!
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Little boy, sometimes what's right
isn't as important as what's profitable.
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Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
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What?! I'm not talking to you.
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Gorak?
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- Gorak, are you there?
- Oh hi! What are you doing here?
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Viewing hours are 10 to 18.
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I don't think it's fair for them to
keep you captive like this, Gorak.
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- I came to bust you out. - Wow!
That's really nice of you kid! Thanks!
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- What are you doing here?
- I'm here to bust out Steve!
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- What? You can't! I'm here to
bust out Gorak! - His name is Steve!
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- His name is Gorak!
- My name is Larry.
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- Steve!
- Gorak!
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What kind of stupid-ass
name is Steve?
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Because he kind of looks like Steve
Austen, the Six Million Dollar Man!
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00:12:17,087 --> 00:12:18,645
- No he doesn't!
- Does so!
213
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:21,804
Uh, hey kids, could you just open the
door so I could get back to my family.
214
00:12:21,927 --> 00:12:24,157
- I found him! I'm rescuing
him! - Thanks!
215
00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:25,686
- You're a dick!
- You're a dick!
216
00:12:25,807 --> 00:12:28,401
You're a dick, and I've had it
with your dicketry! I choose you!
217
00:12:28,527 --> 00:12:30,978
You wanna fight?!
That's fine with me!
218
00:12:30,979 --> 00:12:32,679
Tomorrow afternoon at
the bus stop! 4 o'clock!
219
00:12:32,727 --> 00:12:35,844
- Why don't we make it 3 o'clock?!
- Dude, Terrence and Phillip's on at 3?
220
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:39,357
- Fine! I'll kick your ass tomorrow,
dick! - I'll kick your ass so bad...
221
00:12:39,487 --> 00:12:44,436
you'll wish you never had it to
begin with! Your ass I mean... wait.
222
00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:08,800
- He's gone! The ice man has broken out!
- No, that's impossible! How could he have?!
223
00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:12,158
- He must have used this door.
- Dammit! Dammit!
224
00:13:12,287 --> 00:13:14,881
We have to find him! He won't
survive long out in the world.
225
00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:18,386
Yes, and if he isn't found, we won't be
able to use him for our military war...
226
00:13:18,407 --> 00:13:20,486
- Right! - What?!
- What? - Nothing.
227
00:13:20,607 --> 00:13:23,360
No! What did you say?
Use him for what?
228
00:13:25,047 --> 00:13:28,005
- Dr. Mephesto, where could the
creature have gone? - I have no idea!
229
00:13:28,127 --> 00:13:32,518
We'll never track him down on our own.
This calls for some special assistance.
230
00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:38,917
- Can I help you?
- Leslie, it's me, Larry.
231
00:13:41,127 --> 00:13:44,756
- Your husband.
- Husband? You're not my husband.
232
00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:48,562
Think hard Leslie! We used to be
together for over eight years.
233
00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:55,040
I seem to remember a husband, but I think
he was lost and never found on Kanosha pass.
234
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,123
That was me!
235
00:13:57,247 --> 00:13:59,203
Who is it, lover?
236
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:02,560
It's my former husband
who I forgotten all about.
237
00:14:07,487 --> 00:14:10,691
Well sir, let me shake your hand.
I'm proud to meet the man
238
00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:12,992
who's wife I'm currently
sticking it to every night.
239
00:14:14,927 --> 00:14:17,805
- So you remarried?
- Yes, Laurie...
240
00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:19,406
- Larry.
- Larry.
241
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:24,157
Larry, you disappeared! I waited for
you to come home for over three days!
242
00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:26,840
I remember how cold
and lonely the nights got.
243
00:14:26,841 --> 00:14:30,241
By the fourth day I
knew I had to move on.
244
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:33,218
Didn't anybody send out
a search party for me?
245
00:14:33,219 --> 00:14:37,239
We did Larry! We looked all afternoon!
But we found nothing, no trace.
246
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:40,643
Please! Leslie, I don't know
where else to go! I'm confused!
247
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:43,042
- Leslie, I'm with Buck now.
- You're Leslie!
248
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:46,079
Right. I'm with Buck now.
We have children together.
249
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:50,519
Calvin is eight, and little Buck is
thirteen. I can't just up and leave them!
250
00:14:50,687 --> 00:14:53,645
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry too.
251
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,997
I'll leave you alone.
252
00:14:57,687 --> 00:14:59,803
Eight and thirteen?!
253
00:14:59,927 --> 00:15:02,157
Well, I don't see any crocs out
myah... - Dammit, Cartman!
254
00:15:02,287 --> 00:15:04,212
You're supposed to be helping
me get ready to fight Kyle,
255
00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:05,913
not playing
Australian Outback Guy.
256
00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:09,961
Oh, now I'm gonna let this jaguar butt
me in the face and see if it hurts.
257
00:15:10,087 --> 00:15:12,760
Come on jaguar,
let's see what you got...
258
00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:15,560
- Ah, sonofabitch! - You suck
as a best friend, Cartman!
259
00:15:15,687 --> 00:15:17,721
You sonofabitch cat!
260
00:15:21,847 --> 00:15:24,281
- What are you doing, Gorak?
- I can't live in your time.
261
00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:27,558
- I'm freezing myself again.
- Whoa, that sucks, dude.
262
00:15:27,687 --> 00:15:30,348
Tell me about it! I've been doing this
for three and a half hours now,
263
00:15:30,349 --> 00:15:31,949
and only my toes are
starting to ice over.
264
00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:33,896
Steve! Wait! - What
are you doing here, dick?
265
00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:35,597
We're not supposed
to fight until 4 o'clock.
266
00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:39,885
- I've got something to show Steve, dick.
- Gorak is busy freezing himself again, dick.
267
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,919
- Steve, you don't have to freeze
yourself, look. - What is that?
268
00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:45,959
It's this place called Des Moines.
It's like lost in time, see.
269
00:15:46,087 --> 00:15:49,435
Everybody looks like you do.
Fashion is two years behind.
270
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:54,322
Technology is two years behind. Fads
are two years behind. Just like you.
271
00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:58,963
- Home! - Come on, Steve,
you're going to Des Moines!
272
00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:02,875
Oh no you don't glory-monger! Gorak is my
responsibility! I'll take him to Des Moines!
273
00:16:03,007 --> 00:16:05,475
No you won't, butthole!
274
00:16:06,887 --> 00:16:09,162
- They're coming for me!
- Come on!
275
00:16:09,287 --> 00:16:13,200
These jaguars can be real mean.
I'm gonna have to smack it in the face.
276
00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:15,602
- Was the ice man here?
- He might've been, boy crocky.
277
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:19,561
- We have to get him back.
Well, can you do it? - Sure I can!
278
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:23,680
- I can hunt down anything!
- Wow! Kick ass!
279
00:16:26,807 --> 00:16:30,322
We need a one-way ticket to Des Moines
please. - Des Moines? What the hell for?
280
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,438
- We have to get our friend
Steve... - My friend Gorak...
281
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:34,305
To Des Moines or else
he's gonna melt away.
282
00:16:34,306 --> 00:16:37,106
No! He's not gonna melt away!
That's Frosty, you stupid butthole!
283
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,683
- Frosty, Steve, whatever.
- Well, okay. I'll find him a seat.
284
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,255
Dude! Look, it's 4 o'clock.
285
00:16:43,256 --> 00:16:45,456
Oh, we'll wait for you over there,
Steve. We have to start fighting now.
286
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:47,637
Okay, boys. Thanks!
287
00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:51,157
- Okay, first one to die loses.
- Okay.
288
00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:53,323
- Okay.
- Okay.
289
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,961
- So here we go.
- Okay.
290
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:58,446
Go!
291
00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:08,682
Wait a second!
292
00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:14,956
- I think he came through here recently.
- Yeah, I think the same thing.
293
00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:17,576
Well where the hell is he?! We
gotta get him back to the lab.
294
00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:19,277
He can't function
out here in our time!
295
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:22,837
- Calm down! Calm down! - Yeah! Calm
down! Calm down! You sons of bitches!
296
00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:25,162
- Wait! Look!
- Is it him?
297
00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:27,840
No! It's a Rocky
Mountain rattlesnake.
298
00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:31,241
This is the most poisonous
snake in this entire region.
299
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:36,600
So what I'm gonna do is carefully sneak up
on it, and jam my thumb in it's butthole.
300
00:17:36,727 --> 00:17:42,518
Cracky! This snake is really pissed! Well I'm
gonna jam my thumb in it's butthole now.
301
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:46,765
- Oh yeah, that pissed it off alright!
- Does he always do this? - Yeah.
302
00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:49,959
I'm gonna go jam my thumb in
something's butthole now.
303
00:17:54,847 --> 00:17:58,283
- Watch my toes, dude!
- I got my ticket.
304
00:17:58,407 --> 00:18:02,764
- I have to go to platform B.
- Oh! Okay, it's over this way.
305
00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:12,444
The trail ends here. - The train station?
Then he's trying to go somewhere.
306
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:16,037
Have you seen a man who looks similar to us,
but with a thicker brow and an apish nose?
307
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:19,443
- What the hell are you talking about?
- An ice man, a man from the past.
308
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:22,001
We must find him!
Now where is he?!
309
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:27,202
Well this is it. I'm going back
to my time. Thanks again boys.
310
00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:30,078
- No problem, Gorak.
- Later.
311
00:18:30,207 --> 00:18:32,844
You boys have shown me the
true meaning of friendship.
312
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,945
You didn't care about
anything but my happiness.
313
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:40,326
You put me in front of yourselves, and
that's what real friendship is all about.
314
00:18:40,447 --> 00:18:44,565
After being frozen, I've learned that all
a person has in life is family and friends.
315
00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:46,688
If you lose those,
you have nothing.
316
00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:49,889
So friends are to be treasured more
than anything else in the world.
317
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,600
- Right on.
- Cool.
318
00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:54,764
Good bye, boys!
Good bye, friends!
319
00:18:57,807 --> 00:18:59,286
Where is he?
Where's Steve?
320
00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:03,241
- His name is Gorak!
- His name is Steve!
321
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,835
- The train!
- We've got to stop it!
322
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:07,844
No worry!
323
00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:10,356
- Let's get him!
- No!
324
00:19:11,327 --> 00:19:15,081
- We've gotta stop that train!
- Come back here, you.
325
00:19:15,647 --> 00:19:18,286
- Steve! Steve! Look out!
- They're after you!
326
00:19:20,007 --> 00:19:22,521
Oh, he's a wiley one.
327
00:19:22,647 --> 00:19:24,444
- Oh poo!
- Steve! Look out!
328
00:19:26,127 --> 00:19:30,996
Notice the dilated pupils of this prehistoric
man, a sure sign the prey is frightened.
329
00:19:31,127 --> 00:19:34,961
As well as he should be as I will
now jam my thumb in his butthole.
330
00:19:35,087 --> 00:19:37,920
- Stop the train!
- Hey, who are you?
331
00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:41,562
- I said stop the train!
- Yes, hello! I see you.
332
00:19:41,687 --> 00:19:45,157
They're all moving pretty fast, but
I'll catch up to them, boy crocky.
333
00:19:47,247 --> 00:19:50,842
- I got you pinned. I win.
- Now I've got you pinned. I win.
334
00:19:55,687 --> 00:19:58,804
Hey! It's okay! The chopper
is here! Go get him boy!
335
00:19:58,927 --> 00:20:00,246
Cut him off!
336
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,326
Now for the coup de gras.
I'll just get my thumb in there.
337
00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:16,640
Uh, the train's not stopping!
It's not stopping!
338
00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:20,641
Holy butt...
339
00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:23,086
Where's Gorak?
340
00:20:24,247 --> 00:20:27,523
Wow! That is the god
damnedest thing I've ever seen!
341
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:32,044
- Where's the ice man? - He has
to be around here somewhere!
342
00:20:34,447 --> 00:20:38,520
- I can't believe he's gone.
- Wait, look, the helicopter!
343
00:20:38,647 --> 00:20:42,117
- Steve! - He's alive! - Goodbye
again! I'm off to Des Moines!
344
00:20:42,247 --> 00:20:45,717
No! Come back! You can't
adapt! You'll never live!
345
00:20:45,847 --> 00:20:50,079
I'm not living here! Living in having ups
and downs and sharing them with friends!
346
00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:54,079
Thank you Stan
and Kyle! See ya!
347
00:20:54,207 --> 00:20:57,404
Well, so much for our plan to use
the ice man to take over Sweden.
348
00:20:57,527 --> 00:20:58,846
- What?!
- What? Nothing.
349
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,442
Kyle, Steve is a pretty
good name for that guy.
350
00:21:01,443 --> 00:21:03,543
No, dude, Gorak is cool,
because it's original.
351
00:21:03,647 --> 00:21:05,200
And besides you found him.
352
00:21:06,527 --> 00:21:10,805
Be very, very quiet.
I'm hunting crocodiles.
353
00:21:10,927 --> 00:21:13,760
Can we be best friends again? I
hate having Cartman as a best friend.
354
00:21:13,887 --> 00:21:16,355
- Me too, he sucks!
- Oh yeah!?
355
00:21:16,487 --> 00:21:19,638
Well I don't need you guys
anyway! You guys can kiss my...
356
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:22,962
There's a king croc
right there!
357
00:21:23,487 --> 00:21:27,366
And what I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna
sneak up on it, and jam my thumb in it...
358
00:21:28,727 --> 00:21:31,685
Hey! Hey get me out
of here! Goddam it!
359
00:21:33,007 --> 00:21:35,475
It smells like Kenny's
house in here!
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