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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,377 --> 00:00:13,293 AND THE HARVEST DID DRY AND WITHER, AND THE SUN DID CEASE TO 2 00:00:13,377 --> 00:00:14,085 SHINE. 3 00:00:14,168 --> 00:00:19,126 THE HOUR OF FOREBODEMENT WAS UPON US. 4 00:00:19,210 --> 00:00:21,543 SIX MONTHS HAVE PASSED SINCE A BIZARRE SERIES OF STORMS 5 00:00:21,627 --> 00:00:23,669 RIPPLED ACROSS THE GLOBE AND DESTROYED DETHKLOK'S ALBUM. 6 00:00:23,752 --> 00:00:25,669 MOST ARE HOLDING THE BAND RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WORLD'S 7 00:00:25,752 --> 00:00:27,669 ECONOMY PLUMMETING INTO WHAT IS NOW BECOMING KNOWN AS THE 8 00:00:27,752 --> 00:00:28,961 DETHCESSION. 9 00:00:29,043 --> 00:00:30,961 IN RESPONSE, THE BAND HAS DECIDED TO SPONSOR A SERIES OF 10 00:00:31,043 --> 00:00:33,002 COUNTY FAIRS IN AMERICA'S HEARTLAND IN HOPES OF RAISING 11 00:00:33,085 --> 00:00:34,961 MORALE AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, REVENUE. 12 00:00:35,043 --> 00:00:36,627 THE FIRST DethFair WILL BE IN THE BIRTHPLACE OF 13 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:39,126 PICKLES THE DRUMMER -- TOMAHAWK, WISCONSIN. 14 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:41,752 Nathan: WHAT'S GOING ON, TOMAHAWK?! 15 00:00:41,835 --> 00:00:45,210 [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] OKAY. 16 00:00:45,293 --> 00:00:46,335 UH, WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST DethFair. 17 00:00:46,418 --> 00:00:48,377 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, BUT WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A FREE 18 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:50,002 CONCERT. 19 00:00:50,085 --> 00:00:51,210 FREE? 20 00:00:51,293 --> 00:00:53,835 ARE WE REALLY PLAYING F-- WHERE ARE WE PLAYING A FREE CON-- SO, 21 00:00:53,919 --> 00:00:55,377 WE BROUGHT SOME PRETTY COOL STUFF FOR THE FAIR. 22 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:59,502 LIKE, THERE'S A PIRATE SHIP WITH SOMALI PIRATES, WHO, UH, ARE 23 00:00:59,585 --> 00:01:00,669 GONNA THREATEN TO KILL YOU. 24 00:01:00,752 --> 00:01:04,126 YEAH, WE HAVE A REALLY BIG DORITO THAT WE'RE GONNA SEE HOW 25 00:01:04,210 --> 00:01:05,252 FAST YOU CAN EAT IT. 26 00:01:05,335 --> 00:01:08,919 UH, WE HAVE AN $80 MILLION FERRARI WHEEL -- FERRIS WHEEL 27 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,002 MADE OF FERRARIS. 28 00:01:10,085 --> 00:01:12,877 GET OFF THE STAGE AND GET US A JOB, PRICK! 29 00:01:12,961 --> 00:01:14,168 WE'RE LOSING OUR HOUSE! 30 00:01:14,252 --> 00:01:18,126 [ CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] Nathan: WELL, IF YOU GUYS ARE 31 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:20,794 ALL SO PISSED OFF, WHY DON'T YOU COLLECTIVELY KILL YOURSELVES? 32 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:22,877 YOU'RE A JERK! 33 00:01:23,377 --> 00:01:24,710 Nathan: WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? OH FUCK THIS. I'M DONE. 34 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:25,002 FUCK YOU! BOO! 35 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,710 Nathan: I THINK THAT WENT WELL. 36 00:01:27,794 --> 00:01:29,210 Skwisgaar: THAT WAS PRETTY GOODS. 37 00:01:29,293 --> 00:01:32,961 Pickles: MOTHER, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG, 38 00:01:33,043 --> 00:01:37,210 LONG TIME, AND IN THE PAST, WE'VE HAD A HARD TIME RELATING. 39 00:01:37,293 --> 00:01:41,043 SO, WHILE I'M HERE, I'D LIKE US TO GROW CLOSER AS MOTHER AND SON 40 00:01:41,126 --> 00:01:45,710 AND MAYBE -- I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 41 00:01:45,794 --> 00:01:46,877 Pickles: OKAY. WHY? 42 00:01:46,961 --> 00:01:49,919 BECAUSE YOU'VE MANAGED TO RUIN THE ECONOMY, AND YOU DON'T 43 00:01:50,002 --> 00:01:51,919 EVEN HAVE A REAL JOB. 44 00:01:52,002 --> 00:01:53,293 YOUR JOB IS A JOKE! 45 00:01:53,377 --> 00:01:55,543 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I RESPECT? 46 00:01:55,627 --> 00:01:59,627 PEOPLE WITH HONEST CAREERS -- CARPENTERS, DENTISTS, REALTORS, 47 00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:02,752 PEOPLE WHO BREAK THEIR BACKS TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES. 48 00:02:02,835 --> 00:02:04,126 YOU -- YOU'RE SPOILED. 49 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:05,126 Pickles: SPOILED?! 50 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:08,919 I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S SPOILED -- MY FUCKING SERVANTS. 51 00:02:09,002 --> 00:02:10,502 THOSE GUYS ARE ASSHOLES! 52 00:02:10,585 --> 00:02:13,877 IT'S DIFFICULT FOR REAL, HONEST PEOPLE TO HAVE TO BE 53 00:02:13,961 --> 00:02:17,043 AROUND OVERPAID, OUT-OF-TOUCH CELEBRITIES LIKE YOU. 54 00:02:17,126 --> 00:02:20,877 UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A REAL PERSON, TO HAVE A REAL 55 00:02:20,961 --> 00:02:24,669 JOB, I'M AFRAID WE'LL NEVER HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP. 56 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:30,627 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 57 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:33,752 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 58 00:02:33,835 --> 00:02:36,126 DETHKLOK! ♪ Charles: GUYS, IT'S IMPORTANT 59 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:38,335 AMERICA SEES YOU BEING HANDS-ON AT THIS FAIR, OKAY? 60 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:40,043 AND, PICKLES, I HAVE THAT, UH, REAL-ESTATE LICENSE FOR YOU. 61 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,502 Toki: WHAT AMS REAL-ESTATES LICENSE? 62 00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:44,002 Skwisgaar: IT AMS LIKE LICENSE TO DRIVES A HOUSE. 63 00:02:44,085 --> 00:02:46,293 Toki: [ LAUGHS ] DRIVES A HOUSE! 64 00:02:46,377 --> 00:02:47,502 Pickles: MY MOM IS RIGHT, ALL RIGHT?! 65 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:52,085 THIS IS A FANTASY THAT WE'RE LIVING IN -- A FUCKING FANTASY! 66 00:02:53,043 --> 00:02:56,669 AND I CAN'T IMPRESS HER NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE, 67 00:02:56,752 --> 00:03:00,210 AND I REALIZE THAT IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A REAL JOB! 68 00:03:00,293 --> 00:03:02,126 Nathan: PICKLES, CALM DOWN! 69 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:02,835 Pickles: IT'S TRUE! 70 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,252 Nathan: YOUR MOM IS A BITCH! 71 00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:07,669 YOU SHOULD TELL HER TO GO FUCK HERSELF. 72 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:09,043 Pickles: WHOA, BACK UP! 73 00:03:09,126 --> 00:03:11,710 YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT TO ME ABOUT MY MOM! 74 00:03:11,794 --> 00:03:12,794 Skwisgaar: UH, PICKLE? 75 00:03:12,877 --> 00:03:13,961 Pickle: YES? 76 00:03:14,043 --> 00:03:16,669 Skwisgaar: YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR MOMS TO GO FUCKS HERSELF. 77 00:03:16,752 --> 00:03:18,002 Pickles: JUST B-- THIS IS MY FAMILY! 78 00:03:18,085 --> 00:03:21,126 Nathan: YEAH, THE FAMILY THAT YOU HATE! 79 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:24,252 Skwisgaar: AND YOU ALSO CALLS THEMS ASSHOLES ALL THE TIMES. 80 00:03:24,335 --> 00:03:26,293 Pickles: YEAH. UH, WHOA! 81 00:03:26,377 --> 00:03:30,168 OKAY, MAYBE I DO, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 82 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:34,377 I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT WE'RE THE ASSHOLES! 83 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:36,335 Nathan: PICKLES... 84 00:03:36,418 --> 00:03:37,835 US? 85 00:03:37,919 --> 00:03:38,710 Pickles: YES! 86 00:03:38,794 --> 00:03:41,293 AND THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO GO SELL CARS. 87 00:03:41,377 --> 00:03:43,669 Nathan: YOU MEAN HOUSES. 88 00:03:43,752 --> 00:03:46,168 Pickles: YEAH. 89 00:03:46,252 --> 00:03:51,710 Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS IF PICKLES, DRUMMER, IS BECOMING 90 00:03:51,794 --> 00:03:52,835 A REALTOR. 91 00:03:52,919 --> 00:03:55,877 HERE TO SPEAK FURTHER IS DETHKLOK ECONOMIST DR. RICHARD 92 00:03:55,961 --> 00:03:58,252 REINHOLD RNAWIGHIWOWPJ. 93 00:03:58,335 --> 00:03:59,335 DR. RICHARD REINHOLD RNAWIGHIWOWPJ? 94 00:03:59,418 --> 00:04:02,835 DUE TO THE DETHCESSION, PEOPLE ARE MAKING DESPERATE 95 00:04:02,919 --> 00:04:04,002 CHOICES. 96 00:04:04,085 --> 00:04:05,210 FOR EXAMPLE, IN THE WORLD OF ROCK 'N' ROLL, SOME STARS ARE 97 00:04:05,293 --> 00:04:08,961 BECOMING DENTAL ASSISTANTS, PARALEGALS, EMTs, AND I.T. 98 00:04:09,043 --> 00:04:09,835 TECHS. 99 00:04:09,919 --> 00:04:11,627 IN THIS CASE, PICKLES THE DRUMMER HAS BEEN 100 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,919 FRIGHTENED INTO BECOMING A SCHEMING, DECEPTIVE REALTOR. 101 00:04:15,002 --> 00:04:16,168 Crozier: UGH. 102 00:04:16,252 --> 00:04:19,710 BUT EVEN WORSE IS THE REASON BEHIND PICKLES' SOCIAL DEMOTION 103 00:04:19,794 --> 00:04:21,210 INTO THE REPUGNANCE OF REALTY -- HIS MOTHER. 104 00:04:21,293 --> 00:04:24,252 PICKLES HAS NEVER KNOWN THE SATISFACTION OF HAVING HIS 105 00:04:24,335 --> 00:04:27,794 MOTHER'S APPROVAL FOR ANYTHING HE'S EVER DONE. 106 00:04:27,877 --> 00:04:31,085 NOT EVEN BEING IN THE BIGGEST ENTERTAINMENT ACT IN THE KNOWN 107 00:04:31,168 --> 00:04:32,794 UNIVERSE IS ENOUGH FOR HER. 108 00:04:32,877 --> 00:04:35,877 SHE SEES HER SON PICKLES AS A GROTESQUE LOSER WHILE SHE 109 00:04:35,961 --> 00:04:40,377 APPLAUDS HER SAD, UNDERACHIEVING SON SETH FOR THE MOST INFANTILE 110 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:41,460 VICTORIES. 111 00:04:41,543 --> 00:04:45,210 IS SHE A MISERABLE HAG THREATENED BY PICKLES' SUCCESS? 112 00:04:45,293 --> 00:04:46,418 PERHAPS. 113 00:04:46,502 --> 00:04:49,002 BUT PICKLES WILL NEVER BE FREE OF HER ABJECT DISAPPROVAL UNTIL 114 00:04:49,085 --> 00:04:51,919 HE, IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, INSTRUCTS HER TO GO AND FUCK 115 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:52,877 HERSELF. 116 00:04:55,835 --> 00:04:58,043 Orlaag: THE LOSS OF THE DETHKLOK ALBUM HAS HURT US MORE 117 00:04:58,126 --> 00:05:00,043 THAN WE THOUGHT, MASTER. 118 00:05:00,126 --> 00:05:06,877 Selatcia: IT'S TIME WE TAKE FALCONBACK INTO OUR OWN HANDS. 119 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:09,002 Charles: ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING? 120 00:05:09,085 --> 00:05:11,126 Skwisgaar: YEAH, WE AMS GOING TO BUILDS THE DethFairs AND 121 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,293 REDEEMS OURSELVES TO IDIOTS. 122 00:05:12,377 --> 00:05:14,710 Nathan: AND, PICKLES, YOU'RE GONNA SELL THOSE THREE-BEDROOM 123 00:05:14,794 --> 00:05:16,919 SHACKS TO POOR PEOPLE LIKE A REGULAR DILDO. 124 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:18,919 [ LAUGHTER ] Murderface: WE'RE GOING TO 125 00:05:19,002 --> 00:05:20,627 PUT THE LITTLE SIGN OUT FRONT! 126 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:24,085 Pickles: EVERYBODY, SHUT UP, BECAUSE -- CHECK IT OUT -- I'M 127 00:05:24,168 --> 00:05:28,002 GONNA BE GOOD AT IT, SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, 128 00:05:28,085 --> 00:05:28,752 FUCK YOU! 129 00:05:28,835 --> 00:05:31,710 YOU GUYS NEED A HOUSE? 130 00:05:31,794 --> 00:05:32,835 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS GREAT HOUSE? 131 00:05:32,919 --> 00:05:34,293 WE LOVE IT! 132 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,418 YES, IT IS PERFECT. 133 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,293 Pickle: OKAY. 134 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:38,293 WELL, THE ASKING PRICE IS $200,000, SO -- 135 00:05:38,377 --> 00:05:41,460 OH [CHUCKLES] WELL, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 136 00:05:41,543 --> 00:05:42,460 UH-OH! 137 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:45,418 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BOTH TRYING TO SELL THE SAME HOUSE! 138 00:05:45,502 --> 00:05:48,002 THAT'S FUN! 139 00:05:48,085 --> 00:05:49,961 UNH! UNH! UNH! OHH! 140 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:52,168 Pickles: OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT DOG SHIT 141 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,961 THAT'S FROM THE PREVIOUS OWNER. 142 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:54,835 THAT'LL COME RIGHT OFF YOUR SHOES. 143 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:56,043 IS THIS THE BASEMENT? 144 00:05:56,126 --> 00:05:58,168 Pickles: YEAH. GO ON IN. 145 00:05:58,252 --> 00:06:02,961 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 146 00:06:03,043 --> 00:06:05,710 [ SHRIEKS ] Pickles: LOOK AT ME! 147 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:18,877 I'M THE WORST REALTOR IN THE WORLD! 148 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:25,168 OH, MOTHER! 149 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:29,335 I'M JUST NOT VERY GOOD AT BEING A REALTOR! 150 00:06:29,418 --> 00:06:31,794 THAT'S RIGHT, PICKLES. 151 00:06:31,877 --> 00:06:35,043 YOU THE WORST REALTOR IN THE WORLD! 152 00:06:35,126 --> 00:06:36,835 Pickles: MOTHER?! 153 00:06:36,919 --> 00:06:39,043 YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. 154 00:06:39,126 --> 00:06:41,210 YOU CAN'T EVEN SELL ONE HOUSE. 155 00:06:41,293 --> 00:06:45,126 Pickles: MOTHER, YOU BETTER BACK OFF. 156 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:48,085 I KNEW YOU WERE WORTHLESS FROM THE BEGINNING! 157 00:06:48,168 --> 00:06:52,293 YOU FAILED AS A REALTOR! 158 00:06:52,377 --> 00:06:54,335 Pickles: IT'S NOT MY FAULT! 159 00:06:54,418 --> 00:06:58,210 AND EVEN WHEN THEY DO WANT TO BUY A HOUSE, THEY DON'T GOT ANY 160 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,335 MONEY! 161 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:02,168 I GOT MONEY, AND I'M A REALTOR! 162 00:07:02,252 --> 00:07:07,252 I GOT MONEY AND CHEAP HOUSES! 163 00:07:07,335 --> 00:07:10,043 AND I NEED TO SELL THE HOUSES. 164 00:07:10,126 --> 00:07:13,710 AND I GOT MONEY TO BUY THEM. 165 00:07:13,794 --> 00:07:16,168 WAIT A MINUTE. 166 00:07:16,252 --> 00:07:17,710 HOLD ON. 167 00:07:17,794 --> 00:07:19,002 MOTHER! 168 00:07:19,085 --> 00:07:24,752 THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED! 169 00:07:31,043 --> 00:07:32,669 Nathan: NOW THAT I STAND BACK AND LOOK, WE GOT A LOT OF GOOD 170 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,543 RIDES. 171 00:07:34,627 --> 00:07:35,377 LIKE, THE, UH, CEPHALIC ANNIHILATOR'S PRETTY COOL. 172 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:37,669 BILATERAL EXECUTIONER LOOKS PRETTY COOL. 173 00:07:37,752 --> 00:07:39,085 THE SCROTAL HANGER'S LOOKING GOOD. 174 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:40,877 Murderface: THE SCROTAL HANGER'S AWESOME! 175 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,043 Nathan: THE HOUSE OF ANCIENT TORTURE DEVICES -- 176 00:07:42,126 --> 00:07:44,043 THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 177 00:07:44,126 --> 00:07:45,085 Toki: AND ALSO THE KITTY KATS PETTING ZOO IS REALLY 178 00:07:45,168 --> 00:07:47,794 COMINGS TOGETHER! 179 00:07:53,418 --> 00:07:54,919 Nathan: HEY, UH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 180 00:07:55,002 --> 00:07:56,168 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 181 00:07:56,252 --> 00:07:58,919 Charles: WELL, AS YOU KNOW, PICKLES HAS GOTTEN RATHER ADEPT 182 00:07:59,002 --> 00:08:01,377 AT BEING A REALTOR, AND I WORRY THAT IF HE CONTINUES TO TRY TO 183 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:02,794 GET HIS MOTHER'S APPROVAL, IT COULD INTERFERE WITH THE FUTURE 184 00:08:02,877 --> 00:08:04,460 OF DETHKLOK. 185 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:06,585 ONE CANNOT SERVE TWO MASTERS, NATHAN. 186 00:08:06,669 --> 00:08:10,752 ONE CANNOT SERVE TWO MASTERS. 187 00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:12,585 Nathan: YEAH. YEAH. 188 00:08:12,669 --> 00:08:13,752 YEAH, THAT'S A TRICKY ONE. 189 00:08:13,835 --> 00:08:14,585 Charles: OH, WELL. I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE. 190 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,585 Nathan: YEAH, IT'LL BE FINE. 191 00:08:17,669 --> 00:08:18,919 THINGS IN TOMAHAWK, WISCONSIN, APPEAR TO BE CHANGING 192 00:08:19,002 --> 00:08:20,126 FOR THE BETTER. 193 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:22,835 PICKLES THE REALTOR WAS RECENTLY AWARDED SALESMAN OF THE WEEK, 194 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,835 SELLING MORE HOUSES PER CAPITA IN THE HISTORY OF WISCONSIN. 195 00:08:24,919 --> 00:08:28,794 AND TONIGHT, DETHKLOK GIVES THEIR FIRST IN A SERIES OF FREE 196 00:08:28,877 --> 00:08:30,293 SHOWS TO REBUILD THE ECONOMY. 197 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:33,252 Nathan: PEOPLE OF TOMAHAWK, WE HAVE BROUGHT METAL AND 198 00:08:33,335 --> 00:08:35,835 ECONOMIC STRENGTH BACK INTO YOUR PUTRID, BLACKENED, MIDWESTERN 199 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:37,627 HELL WORLD! 200 00:08:38,877 --> 00:08:41,961 PLEASE ENJOY THE RIDES WHILE WE SONICALLY EJACULATE ONTO YOUR 201 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:42,961 TITS! 202 00:08:43,043 --> 00:08:50,126 ♪ MOURNING MATRON ♪ THE HARPY'S BREAST 203 00:08:50,210 --> 00:08:58,794 ♪ THE SCOWLING RAVEN ♪ YOU'LL DIE UNBLESSED 204 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:06,002 ♪ PATRONIZING ♪ YOU ARE OBSESSED 205 00:09:06,085 --> 00:09:14,168 ♪ THE DEMON RISING ♪ A GHOST POSSESSED 206 00:09:14,252 --> 00:09:18,543 ♪ GO HIDE ♪ IT'S ALL YOU EVER DO 207 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:22,627 ♪ RESIGN ♪ THE SICKNESS IS YOURS, TOO 208 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:24,794 ♪ PASS YOUR SHAME DOWN THROUGH THE YEARS ♪ 209 00:09:24,877 --> 00:09:28,335 ♪ PAY THE TOLL IN BLOODY TEARS ♪ IT'LL FIND YOU 210 00:09:28,418 --> 00:09:32,002 ♪ IT'S GONNA FIND YOU ♪ KEEP THE POISONED HATE-FILLED 211 00:09:32,085 --> 00:09:33,835 FEAR ♪ ♪ SPREAD THE PAIN, IT'S SO 212 00:09:33,919 --> 00:09:37,085 SEVERE ♪ AAH! 213 00:09:37,168 --> 00:09:38,502 AAH! 214 00:09:38,585 --> 00:09:41,168 [ CATS SCREECHING ] [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 215 00:09:41,252 --> 00:09:43,502 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 216 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:08,543 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 217 00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:21,752 [ PEOPLE SCREAMING ] [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] 218 00:10:38,919 --> 00:10:41,919 PICKLES, YOU NEED TO QUIT THIS REALTOR BULLSHIT AND 219 00:10:42,002 --> 00:10:44,252 GET BACK TO MAKING A NEW RECORD SO WE CAN ALL MAKE MONEY AGAIN! 220 00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:45,752 Pickles: WAIT A MINUTE. 221 00:10:45,835 --> 00:10:48,752 YOU DON'T EVEN CARE THAT I'M THE BEST REGULAR JACKOFF REALTOR IN 222 00:10:48,835 --> 00:10:49,335 THE WORLD?! 223 00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:50,752 FUCK THAT REALTOR CRAP! 224 00:10:50,835 --> 00:10:52,126 I WANT YOU TO GO BACK TO PLAYING DRUMS WITH YOUR STUPID BAND AND 225 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:54,210 FIX THE FUCKING ECONOMY! 226 00:10:54,293 --> 00:10:57,126 Skwisgaar: YOU SHOULD GO TELLS YOUR MOTHER TO GO FUCK 227 00:10:57,210 --> 00:10:58,418 HERSELF. 228 00:10:58,502 --> 00:11:00,252 Nathan: YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR MOTHER TO GO FUCK HERSELF. 229 00:11:00,335 --> 00:11:02,502 Charles: YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR MOTHER TO GO FUCK HERSELF. 230 00:11:02,585 --> 00:11:04,085 Pickles: HEY, MOM... 231 00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:06,627 GO FUCK YOURSELF! 17907

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