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AND THE OCEAN WAS AT ONCE THE
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DESTROYER AND THE SAVIOR.
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THE WORLD WAITS FOR THE
DETHKLOK ALBUM TO DROP.
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THE ALBUM HAS BEEN SHROUDED IN
SECRECY, BUT TODAY DETHKLOK DID
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RELEASE THESE DETAILS.
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HEY, KIDS.
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IT'S ME, FACEBONES.
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THE NEW LIMITED-EDITION DETHKLOK
ALBUM WILL BE AVAILABLE ONLY ON
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A TOTALLY UNRIPPABLE LIQUID
FORMAT.
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ANYONE CAUGHT REPRODUCING,
SHARING, DOWNLOADING,
UPLOADING,
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OR OTHERWISE FUCKING WITH IT IN
ANY WAY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO
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IMPRISONMENT WITHOUT DUE
PROCESS.
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WHILE YOU'RE IN PRISON, YOU'LL
EXPERIENCE EYE POKING,
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WATER-BOARDING, ACTS OF WAR,
THROAT SLASHING,
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AND BUTT-FUCKING
GOODBYE, FUCK-O'S!
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AS THE GLOBAL COUNTDOWN
CONTINUES, FANS WERE TRAMPLED
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TODAY AT THE DETHKLOK ALBUM
PREVIEW.
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THOSE STILL STANDING GOT THE
FIX
THEY NEEDED, AS THIS PREVIEW
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RAISED THE BAR ON BRUTALITY
FOREVER.
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[ CROWD CHANTING "DETHKLOK" ]
[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR CHORD PLAYS
]
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
LESS THAN A WEEK AND COUNTING
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BEFORE THE DETHKLOK ALBUM HITS
STORES.
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POLICE IN CHINA SUBDUED FANS
AS
THE SHIPS CARRYING THE
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LIMITED-EDITION DETHKLOK ALBUM
LEFT THE PORT OF SHANGHAI.
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
Charles: WELL, THE ALBUM HAS
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SHIPPED, AND I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL
ANXIOUS TO START TALKING ABOUT
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TOUR PLOTTING, STAGING, UH,
MERCHANDISE, UH...
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Murderface: HEY! WATCH THIS!
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE
ART
OF THE PRANK CALL.
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[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ]
Toki: HELLO?
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Murderface: I'M A LITTLE OLD
LADY, AND I'D LIKE TO COME OVER.
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Toki: HUH...
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I'MS IN A STUPIDS MEETINGS,
BUTS, UH, MAYBE YOU CANS COME
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OVER LATERS.
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WHO IS THIS?
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Murderface: WE COULD ORDER
PIZZA.
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Toki: OH, I LOVES PIZZA.
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HOW DIDS YOU GETS MY NUMBERS?
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Murderface: [ SNICKERS ]
Toki: HELLO?
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HEY, SOME NICE OLD LADYS JUST
HUNGS UP ON ME.
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OH, I HOPES SHE'S OKAY.
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[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ]
Skwisgaar: ONE MOMENTS, TOKI.
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HELLO, THIS AMS
SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, UH,
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SPEAKINGS.
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Murderface: THIS IS A
DIVORCED, OVERWEIGHT
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AFRICAN-AMERICAN LADY.
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CAN I COME OVER?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
Skwisgaar: I MIGHTS BE ABLES
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TO SQUEEZE YOU INS, UH...
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Nathan: GUYS, DO YOU THINK
THE RED IN THIS ALBUM COVER IS
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TOO PINK?
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THIS LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SOUP.
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IT LOOKS LIKE PINK TOMATO SOUP.
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CAN WE SEND IT BACK AND ASK THEM
TO MAKE IT MORE BLOOD RED?
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Charles: NATHAN, I'M SORRY,
BUT THE ALBUMS HAVE ALREADY
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SHIPPED.
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Pickles: TOLD YOU SO.
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Charles: IT'S TOO LATE.
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Skwisgaar: HUH, THAT AMS
WEIRDS, UH...
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Toki: WHAT HAPPENEDS?
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Skwisgaar: THIS LADYS CALLS
ME AND SAYS SHE'S HORNYS AND
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THEN SHE HANGS UPS ON MES!
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I HOPES SHE AMS OKAY.
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[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ]
Toki: OH, I GOTS ANOTHER
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PHONES CALL!
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[ DIAL TONE ]
THAT'S WEIRD.
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I JUST GOTS A CALL FROM THE
PRINCESS OF THE FORESTS AND SHE
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HUNGS UP ON ME.
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OH, I HOPE SHE'S OKAY.
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Murderface: [ SNICKERS ]
THEY HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE IT'S
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ME.
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I'M THE FUNNIEST FUCKING
PRANK-CALL ARTIST THAT EVER
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LIVED.
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Nathan: HEY, IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA DO ON YOUR
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VACATION -- PRANK-CALL, GOOF
OFF?
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Murderface: FUCK THAT!
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CLUB HEDONISM IS DOING A FUCKING
GETTYSBURG RE-ENACTMENT -- MY
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TWO FAVORITE THINGS.
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Pickles: HEY, NOW THAT THE
RECORD'S COMING OUT, WHAT ARE
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YOU GUYS DOING WITH YOUR FREE
TIME OVER THERE?
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Skwisgaar: I'LL PROBABLY, UH,
FINALLY GETS SOME TIMES TO PLAYS
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GUITARS.
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Toki: I'LL PROBABLY WATCH HIM
PLAYS GUITARS.
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WHAT AMS YOU TWOS GOING TO DO?
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Nathan: SHOULD I TELL THEM OR
SHOULD YOU?
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Pickles: YOU TELL THEM!
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Nathan: WE'RE GOING ON OUR
FRIENDER BENDER!
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Pickles: YEAH, FRIENDER
BENDER!
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Nathan: YOU KNOW, OUR
POST-ALBUM TRADITION OF DRINKING
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AROUND THE WORLD TILL WE, UH...
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YOU KNOW, BLACK OUT TOGETHER.
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Pickles: YOU BLACK OUT.
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I DON'T BLACK OUT.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NATHAN?
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YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY TEQUILA
WHILE
WE'RE GOING ON OUR FRIENDER
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BENDER.
YOU KNOW WHY?
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'CAUSE YOU TURN INTO A DARK
PERSON.
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Nathan: WILL YOU GET OFF MY
BACK?
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I'M NOT GONNA DRINK ANY
TEQUILA,
ALL RIGHT?
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COME TO THINK OF IT, I DON'T
REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD
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ANY.
AAH!
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT
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APPEARS THAT WHILE DETHKLOK'S
ALBUM SHIPS, THE BAND WILL BE
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TAKING IT EASY.
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GENERAL CROZIER?
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Crozier: A FLEET CARRYING
600 MILLION LIQUID-FORMAT
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RECORDINGS LEFT SHANGHAI
YESTERDAY AT 0700 HOURS.
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ARTILLERY BOATS AND COAST GUARD
HELICOPTERS ARE ESCORTING THE
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SHIPS AS THEY DELIVER THE
ALBUM
TO THE WORLD'S PORTS, WHERE
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RABID FANS ARE ALREADY GATHERED.
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Orlaag: THE PEOPLE'S
LIBERATION ARMY AIR FORCE HAS
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ESCORTED THE ALBUM MASTER BACK
TO MORDHAUS.
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Stampingston: YES.
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MEANWHILE, WILLIAM MURDERFACE
HAS BECOME A MASTER AT THE ART
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OF THE PRANK CALL.
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HERE TO SPEAK MORE IS
PRANK-CALL SPECIALIST
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DR. BORGERMUBARRETSWINGDWORTH.
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DR. BORGERMUBARRETSWINGDWORTH?
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THE PRANK CALL IS AN AMERICAN
PASTIME THAT IS AS OLD AS THE
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DAY IS LONG.
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IN THE EARLY 1800s, PRANKS WERE
DELIVERED BY HORSEBACK ON THE
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PRANKY EXPRESS.
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ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL INVENTED
THE TELEPHONE SOLELY TO
EXPEDITE
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THE PROCESS OF HUMILIATING
FRIENDS AND STRANGERS.
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PRANK CALLS CAN SPIN OUT OF
CONTROL AND SET OFF A CHAIN
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REACTION.
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PEARL HARBOR STARTED AS A PRANK
CALL FROM "AN EMPEROR" -- A
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12-YEAR-OLD KID IN HIS BASEMENT.
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THE BAY OF PIGS WAS A PRANK
CALL, AS WELL, BY FIDEL CASTRO'S
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NEPHEW.
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AND SOME BELIEVE "HOUSTON, WE
HAVE A PROBLEM" WAS AN
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INTERPLANETARY PRANK CALL.
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THE HISTORY OF PRANK CALLING MAY
SEEM LIKE FUN AND GAMES, BUT BE
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FOREWARNED.
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THE TELEPHONE IS POWERFUL
TECHNOLOGY THAT IN DETHKLOK'S
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HANDS COULD LEAD TO
IRREPARABLE
HUMILIATION AND SHAME!
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Orlaag: THE NEW DETHKLOK
ALBUM IS THE ENGINE DRIVING OUR
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WORLD'S ECONOMY.
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Crozier: A BOOMING ECONOMY IS
KEY TO PASSING THE FALCONBACK
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LEGISLATION.
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AS LONG AS VOTERS HAVE JOBS AND
RISING REAL ESTATE, NOBODY WILL
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QUESTION GOVERNMENT SPENDING
FOR
OUR BILL.
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Orlaag: LET'S HOPE DETHKLOK'S
EXCESSIVE DRINKING AND PRANK
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CALLS DOESN'T INTERFERE WITH
THIS NEW ECONOMY.
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Selatcia: THE ALBUM HAS
ALREADY SHIPPED, GENTLEMEN.
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LET DETHKLOK'S DESCENT INTO
DECADENCE PLAY OUT.
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[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR RIFF PLAYS ]
Toki: HELLO?
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Murderface: TOKI WARTOOTH?
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Toki: WHO AMS I SPEAKINGS TO?
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Murderface: YOU JUST WON FREE
TICKETS TO SPLASHEROONIE WATER
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PARK!
Toki: OH, WOWEE!
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I LOVES WATER PARKS!
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HOW MANY TICKETS DID I WINS?
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Murderface: UH, ONE FOR YOU
AND ONE FOR FUCKING SKWISGAAR.
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I MEA-- I MEAN, A FRIEND.
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Toki: OH, GIVES TO TOKI AT
ONCE HIS TICKET!
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Murderface: HOLD ON.
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GO TO THIS ADDRESS AND SAY THE
MAGIC PHRASE.
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NOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WRITE
THIS DOWN.
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GO GET A PEN.
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Skwisgaar: I GUESS THIS AMS
THE PLACE.
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Toki: EVERYONES, CAN I HAVES
YOUR ATTENTIONS FOR JUST ONES
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MOMENTS?
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THIS SHOULDN'T TAKES TOO LONGS.
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JUST GOTS TO READS YOU THIS IN
ORDERS TO GET MY SPLASHEROONIE
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TICKETS.
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HAVEN'TS, UH, READS THIS YET.
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HERE WE GOES.
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"I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL...
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TO SUCK MY COCK!"
Skwisgaar: WAIT A MINUTES.
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YOU CALLS THAT DEEJAY BACK
AND --
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Toki: I CAN'T!
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I CAN'T EVEN CALLS HIM BACK.
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I DON'TS HAVE HIS NUMBERS!
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HE CALLEDS ME!
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Skwisgaar: GIVES ME YOUR
PHONES TO ME!
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WHAT?
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MURDERFACE!
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Pickles: OKAY, SO, HERE'S THE
PLAN.
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FIRST STOP, RUSSIA --
BALKAN 161, FUCKING POLAR
BEARS.
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SWITZERLAND -- FUCKING
ABSINTHE
JELLO SHOTS, FUCKING HELI-SKI
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DOWN A BIG MOUNTAIN BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH.
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ITALY -- FUCKING GRAPPA, ART.
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OOH, WHO GIVES A SHIT.
LONDON -- FUCKING DRY MARTINI
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AND FUCK YOU,
BUCKINGHAM PALACE.
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AND WE'RE NOT GONNA OBSESS ABOUT
THE RECORD, OKAY?
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Nathan: OKAY.
Pickles: I MEAN IT!
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Nathan: OKAY!
Pickles: AND NO TEQUILA.
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Nathan: OKAY!
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Pickles: GOOD!
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SO WE'RE GONNA FUCKING SPEND THE
NEXT TWO WEEKS FUCKING DRINKING
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LIKE CRAZY, RIGHT?
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Nathan: YEAH!
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Pickles: SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO
FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS WHILE
WE'RE WAITING FOR OUR PLANE?
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Nathan: MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE
A DRINK.
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Pickles: THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD
IDEA.
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DUDE, THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE
BOOZE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
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Nathan: UHHHH.
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TEQUILA.
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Pickles: OH, NATHAN, I FOUND
SOME HOT SAUCE AND SOME
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BLUEBERRY SCHNAPPS.
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NATHAN?
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NATHAN?
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Murderface: AH, NECK PILLOW,
DRAMAMINE, COLOGNE IN AN
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UNDER-4-OUNCE BOTTLE...
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Toki: THERE'S ONE THING HE
AMS FORGETTINGS -- HIMS CREDIT
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CARDS!
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Skwisgaar: WE GONNA SHOWS
THAT FUCKINGS DILDOS WHAT THE
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PRANKS CALLS REALLY AMS.
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HELLOS.
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MY NAME AMS WILLIAMS
MURDERFACE,
AND I WOULD LIKES TO BUY SOMES
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AMMUNITIONS ANDS FIREARMS.
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Toki: BUY SOME ANTHRAX.
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THAT GETS YOU IN REAL TROUBLE.
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00:08:01,126 --> 00:08:02,752
Skwisgaar: AND PLASTIC
EXPLOSIVES.
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00:08:02,835 --> 00:08:05,835
Toki: CAN'TS WAITS TO SEE THE
DELTA SQUADS BLOWS THE TOPS OF
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00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,043
HIS HEAD OFF!
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00:08:07,126 --> 00:08:08,752
Skwisgaar: I CAN'TS WAITS TO
SEE SOMEONE SNIPES HIM IN THE
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00:08:08,835 --> 00:08:09,877
FACE!
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00:08:09,961 --> 00:08:11,460
Murderface: HEY, I'M OFF TO
THE AIRPORT FOR MY VACATION.
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TAKE CARE WHILE I'M GONE.
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BE SAFE, EVERYBODY.
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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00:08:14,669 --> 00:08:15,418
Skwisgaar: OH, HAVES A SAFE
FLIGHTS, PAL!
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Murderface: WELL, THANK YOU,
SKWISGAAR.
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THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.
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WORLD MARKETS ROSE SHARPLY
AGAIN ON THE SHIPPING OF THE
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00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:25,002
DETHKLOK ALBUM, WHICH IS
EXPECTED TO GIVE A HUGE BOOST
TO
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THE ECONOMY.
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AS A RESULT, THE U.S. TREASURY
ISSUED A NEW DENOMINATION OF
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CURRENCY -- THE KLOKILLION.
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THAT'S ONE MILLION KRILLIONS,
FOLKS.
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EXACTLY.
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AND THE MARKETS LOOK AHEAD THREE
TO SIX MONTHS.
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NOW, MAJOR TRADERS ARE ALREADY
FACTORING IN, WHAT, A WORLD
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TOUR, MERCHANDISE, INCREASED
CASKET SALES.
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THIS IS NOT IRRATIONAL
EXUBERANCE, MIND YOU.
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THIS IS THE NEW GLOBAL METAL
ECONOMY.
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THIS IS THE NEW GLOBAL METAL
ECONOMY.
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SIRE, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU
THAT THE DETHJET HAS BEEN
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GROUNDED DUE TO INCLEMENT
WEATHER.
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.
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DESTROY THE MASTER.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Toki: [ GRUNTING ]
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
ALL FLIGHTS CANCELLED DUE TO
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BAD WEATHER ACROSS THE GLOBE.
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SORRY.
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00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,835
Murderface: [ CHUCKLES ]
OW!
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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YOU MUST DESTROY IT.
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00:09:51,043 --> 00:09:54,502
Pickles: HOLY SHIT,
NATHAN!
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WE'RE MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE
ARRIVAL OF THE NEW DETHKLOK
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ALBUM AT THE PORT OF ENTRY.
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00:10:04,961 --> 00:10:11,585
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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THE COAST GUARD IS REPORTING
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THAT THE SEA IS SWALLOWING ALL
THE SHIPS CARRYING THE NEW
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DETHKLOK ALBUM.
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00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:23,377
Pickles: NATHAN!
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00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,877
WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS WITH
MY
HAND ON THE WALL.
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NATHAN!
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00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:29,752
UH, WE'RE JUST GETTING
INFORMATION THAT THE ONLY
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00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:33,085
REMAINING COPY IS
PROTECTED DEEP
WITHIN MORDHAUS!
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00:10:33,168 --> 00:10:34,543
Pickles: NATHAN!
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00:10:34,627 --> 00:10:36,335
Nathan: IT'S A SIGN, PICKLES.
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Pickles: WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU DOING?
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Nathan: IT'S GOT TO BE
DESTROYED.
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Pickles: NO!
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[ GULL SQUAWKS ]
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DETHKLOK MUST GO BACK
IN THE WATER.
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