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THE EXCITEMENT IS TANGIBLE,
AS DETHKLOK WILL ARRIVE AT ANY
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MINUTE TO THIS, THE SINGLE
LARGEST PRESS CONFERENCE IN
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RECORDED HISTORY.
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FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE,
THE BAND WILL DISCUSS THEIR
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HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW ALBUM.
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NEVER HAS THE RELEASE OF AN
ALBUM MEANT SO MUCH TO SO MANY
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PEOPLE.
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TELL US ABOUT THE NEW ALBUM.
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Pickles: I'VE ALWAYS SAID
THIS -- TALKING ABOUT MUSIC IS
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LIKE PAINTING ABOUT FARTING.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
Skwisgaar: OH, MY GOD.
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CAN YOU GUYS EVER BE SERIOUS?
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Nathan: UH, CAN I EVER BE
SERIOUS?
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"CAN I EVER BE SERIOUS" IS A
GOOD QUESTION.
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CAN I EVER BE SERIOUS?
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I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS...
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[Echoing] THAT'S DOABLE!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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I'M REALLY GLAD EVERYONE LOVES
MY CATCHPHRASE.
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HOW COME WHAT'S-HIS-FACE
ISN'T HERE?
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Nathan: WHAT'S-HIS-FACE?
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UH, TOKI!
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Nathan: OH, TOKI.
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Pickles: AH, TOKI'S NOT HERE.
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Nathan: I GUESS WE FORGOT
HIM.
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I WONDER IF THAT'S DOABLE.
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THANK YOU.
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Skwisgaar: I WONDERS WHERE HE
AMS.
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Toki: HEY, GUYS, I MADES
EVERYONES SOME DELIMPTIOUS
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CHICKENS TENDERS WITH AMS ALL
NATURALS WHITES MEAT.
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[ LAUGHTE ]
AH, WHATS THE HELLS?
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OH, THEY DIDS IT AGAINS.
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THEY LEFTS ME BEHINDS!
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE, OVER
HERE!
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Murderface: GO AHEAD, DENNIS.
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WHAT'S WITH THE FACIAL HAIR?
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Murderface: UH, IT'S CALLED
LOOKIN' GOOD.
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NEXT QUESTION!
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UH, YEAH.
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I HAVE A QUESTION IN REGARDS TO
YOUR FAN BASE.
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WHY ARE THE MAJORITY OF METAL
FANS WHITE?
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I MEAN, DO YOU ONLY SEEK OUT
WHITE AUDIENCES?
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AND WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO METAL
FANS THAT AREN'T WHITE?
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JUST ASKIN'.
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Nathan: UH...
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OH, UH, ONE LAST THING --
ARE...YOU...RACIST?
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[ DRAMATIC NOTE PLAYS ]
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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IS DETHKLOK RACIST?
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THE ACCUSATION OF RACISM IS A
SUREFIRE WAY TO END THE CAREER
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OF EVEN THE MOST BELOVED
CELEBRITIES.
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IF DETHKLOK WANTS TO AVOID
THE SAME FATE, THEY'RE GOING TO
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HAVE TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC TO
SIDESTEP THIS DAMNING CHARGE.
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Charles: SO, WE'RE GONNA BE
DOING SOME COMMUNITY OUTREACH TO
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COMBAT THE, UH, NEGATIVE PRESS
RESULTING FROM, UH, YOUR
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APPARENT RACIAL INSENSITIVITY.
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Pickles: "YOUR APPARENT
RACIAL SENSITIVITY?"
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DO YOU THINK THAT SOUNDS A
LITTLE RACIST?
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Nathan: YEAH, THAT SOUNDED A
LITTLE RACIST TO ME.
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Charles: IT'S NOT ME THAT
THEY'RE CALLING RACIST.
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THEY'RE CALLING YOU RACIST.
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Nathan: WE'RE NOT RACIST!
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WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT
COLOR OUR FANS ARE BECAUSE WE
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DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OUR
FANS!
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
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Pickles: BOY, IS IT EVER!
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Charles: EITHER WAY, THE
MEDIA THINKS YOU'RE RACIST.
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Nathan: HEY, LISTEN, I KNOW
WE LIKE TO JOKE AROUND A LOT
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ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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BUT I LOVE ETHNICS.
I MEAN, I LOVE MEXICAN...FOOD.
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Murderface: YEP.
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Nathan: CHINESE FOOD.
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Murderface: YEP.
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Nathan: BLACK, UH, LICORICE.
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Pickles: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY PEOPLE EVEN HAVE TO SAY IF A
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PERSON'S A D-- A COLOR.
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I WALKED DOWN THE STREET, AND
THERE WAS A GUY ASKING ME FOR
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MONEY.
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Murderface: YEAH.
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I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
AND A FEW GUYS MADE ME REALLY
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NERVOUS, AND I WALKED ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET.
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JUST SOME GUYS!
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Pickles: MY COUSIN WAS RAPED
BY A BUNCH OF GUYS.
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Murderface: SOME GUYS'
NEIGHBORHOODS JUST HAVE LIQUOR
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STORES AND NOT PROPER
SUPERMARKETS -- JUST GUYS.
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Pickles: WHEN I'M WALKING IN
PARTICULAR AREAS IN THE CITY, I
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MIND MY WALLET AROUND SOME GUYS.
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Nathan: WRITE THAT DOWN AND
PUT OUT A PRESS RELEASE.
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Murderface: RACIST. HA!
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PROVIN' IT WRONG!
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Charles: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE
GOT TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS,
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OKAY?
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IF YOU GET CALLED RACIST, THEN
YOU'RE DONE, ALL RIGHT?
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YOUR CAREER'S OVER, AND YOU
CAN'T RECOVER FROM THAT, ALL
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RIGHT?
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SO THIS COMMUNITY OUTREACH
PROGRAM BETTER BE PERFECT, OKAY?
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YOU HEAR ME?
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Murderface: WE GOT TO NAIL
IT, GUYS!
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Charles: THAT'S RIGHT,
MURDERFACE, BECAUSE AMERICA'S
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NUMEROUS ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUES
WILL BE THERE.
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Pickles: HEY, GUYS, WHERE'S
TOKI?
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Murderface: AH, LAZY -- JUST
LAZY.
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Charles: GUYS, TRY TO BE NICE
TO TOKI.
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HE'S FEELING A LITTLE EXCLUDED
LATELY.
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Toki: ♪ THOSE JERKS HAVES
LEFT ME BEHIND ♪
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♪ WHY'D THEY FORGET ABOUT ME?
♪ I'M INSIGNIFICANTS
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♪ I'M SECONDS CLASS IN MY OWN
BANDS ♪
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♪ I'M SICK OF THIS
♪ I WON'TS TAKE IT NO MORE
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♪ IT'S GOTTA CHANGE
♪ IT'S GOTTA CHANGE
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♪ IT'S GOTTA CHANGE
♪ I'MS GONNA START A CLUB
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TODAY ♪
♪ GONNA DO THINGS MY OWNS WAY
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♪ I'LL INVITES THE ONES I
LIKES ♪
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♪ GONNA MAKE A LIST TONIGHTS
♪ AND WE'LL DRESS JUST LIKE THE
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GODS ♪
♪ TRIM OUR MUSTACHES IN SQUADS
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♪ WITH LOVE
♪ I'LL BUILD A CLUBS WITH
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LOVES ♪
♪ WITH LOVES
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♪ WITH LOVES
I'D LIKES TO MAKE AN
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ANNOUNCEMENT -- TOKI AMS FORMING
AN EXCLUSIVES CLUBS CALLEDS THE
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SPECIAL PERSONS INVITES CLUB.
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'CAUSE TOKI'S AMS TIREDS OF
BEING EXCLUDEDS.
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AND BEST OF ALLS, I AMS THE
LEADER.
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THAT'S WHY THE LOGOS AMS GOING
TO BE A LOWER CASE "T" FOR TOKI.
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Nathan: OH, TOKI, IS THIS
ABOUT US LEAVING YOU BEHIND THE
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OTHER DAY?
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LOOK, WE MADE A MISTAKE.
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AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE TO
APOLOGIZE, SO YOU GET THE IDEA.
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Toki: WELL, THIS WASN'T THE
FIRST TIME!
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HOW COMES I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS
SUITS OF ARMORS FRIDAYS?
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HOW COMES I'M THE ONLY ONES WHO
DIDN'T KNOWS ABOUTS KITTY
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WHISKERS MONDAYS?
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HOW COMES YOU TRICKEDS ME INTO
DRESSING UP LIKE A BANANA AT THE
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ZOOS?
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[ BOING! ]
Nathan: OKAY, YOU GOT A
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POINT.
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YOU WANT ME IN YOUR CLUB?
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WELL, I HAVE TWO WORDS TO SAY TO
YOU -- THAT IS DOABLE.
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I'LL BE IN YOUR CLUB!
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Skwisgaar: OHHH!
Murderface: OH, YEAH!
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CAN'T WAIT, SERIOUSLY.
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I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS CLUB.
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Toki: YOU CAN'T JUST JOINS MY
CLUBS.
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YOU GOTS TO BE INVITED.
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YOU CAN ONLY GETS INS IF YOU
GETS A SPECIAL TEXT MESSAGE FROM
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ME.
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[ CELLPHONE TONE PLAYS ]
Nathan: WHOA!
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"YOU HAS BEEN INVITEDS TO..."
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I THINK I GOT IN!
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[ CELLPHONE TONE PLAYS ]
Pickles: HEY, I GOT INTO
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TOKI'S CLUB!
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Skwisgaar: UH, ME TOOS.
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I'M INS!
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Murderface: I GOT NOTHING.
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MAYBE IT'S A BAD RECEP--
Toki: YOU AMS NOTS GETTING
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INVITEDS TO MY CLUBS BECAUSE
YOUR MUSTACHE LOOKS STUPIDS.
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YOU AIN'TS GOTS THE RIGHT LOOK.
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Murderface: ERR...
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MY -- MY -- MY MUSTACHE?
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Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT
APPEARS AS IF DETHKLOK IS DOING
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SOME COMMUNITY OUTREACH IN AN
EFFORT TO SQUASH RACIST
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ALLEGATIONS.
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HERE TO DISCUSS THE
RAMIFICATIONS OF THESE EFFORTS
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IS DR. KRUMPWORTH CHPONGLASIA IV
JR.
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IT IS A COMPLICATED ERA FOR
GAYLORDS, CHINKS, HONKEYS, OR
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CHONKEYS WHO ACCIDENTALLY SAY
RACIST OR OTHER INSENSITIVE
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THINGS THAT THEY DO OR DO NOT
MEAN.
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Stampingston: YES.
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DO JEW...
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KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
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AND FOR THIS SPIC-LY BEHAVIOR,
THE MICKS AND THE JEW-WOPS WILL
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GET THROWN INTO THE CHING-CHONG
COOP WITH THE REST OF THE DOUBLE
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HOMOS AND THE WORST OF THEM, THE
YOU-KNOW-WHO'S.
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OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO BRING ALL OF
THESE WONDERFUL DUNE SPONGES
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TOGETHER THAT WE MAY ALL EMBRACE
OUR DIFFERENCES AND FUCK EACH
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OTHER DOGGY-STYLE BECAUSE IT'S
MUCH DIRTIER THAT WAY.
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THANK YOU.
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Orlaag: SPEAKING OF
OPPOSITION, THE TECHNOLOGICAL
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GENIUS LEADER OF THE WORLD'S
FOREMOST ANTI-DETHKLOK GROUP,
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THE REVENGENCERS, EDGAR JOMFRU,
WAS LAST SPOTTED AT THE ATTACK
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ON MORDHAUS.
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BUT NOW WE BELIEVE HIM TO BE IN
DETHKLOK'S CAPTIVITY.
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Charles: WHAT IS IT, JOMFRU?
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WHILE TRYING TO DECODE THESE
FALCONBACK BLUEPRINTS WE'VE
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INTERCEPTED, I'VE BEEN LISTENING
TO DETHKLOK'S "DETHWATER" ALBUM,
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MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.
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AND I DISCOVERED SUBSONIC
FREQUENCIES HIDDEN IN THE
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RECORDING.
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THEY'RE NOT MADE BY INSTRUMENTS.
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THEY'RE MADE BY WHALES.
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THERE'S A REPEATING MESSAGE I
KEEP HEARING.
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I BELIEVE THEY ARE TRYING TO
COMMUNICATE WITH THE BAND.
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THERE'S A WAY TO TRANSLATE THIS.
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I JUST NEED SOME TIME.
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Charles: YES.
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IT'S ALL BEGINNING TO HAPPEN.
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Pickles: ♪ SPECIAL PERSONS
INVITE CLUB ♪
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♪ THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT ♪
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Nathan: ♪ SPECIAL PERSONS
INVITE CLUB ♪
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♪ THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT ♪
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Skwisgaar: ♪ SPECIAL PERSONS
INVITES CLUB ♪
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♪ THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKINGS
ABOUT ♪
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[ ALL CHEER ]
Toki: I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD
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LIKES THE CLUBS.
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I AMS NEVER BEEN HAPPIERS IN MY
WHOLES ENTIRES LIFE!
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Murderface: I THOUGHT MY
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MUSTACHE WOULD BRING ME
POPULARITY AND ACCEPTANCE, BUT
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IT'S DRIVEN ME FURTHER INTO
DISFIGURED ISOLATION.
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IT'S A VICIOUS WORLD THAT MAKES
A MAN CHOOSE BETWEEN A MUSTACHE
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AND A SPECIAL PERSONS INVITE
CLUB.
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[ GRUNTS ]
Toki: I ORDERED SOME UNIFORMS
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FOR ALL CLUBS MEMBERS.
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WILL YOU GUYS WEARS THEM?
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Nathan: THAT'S DOABLE!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
Pickles: HOW DOES HE HAVE THE
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ENERGY TO KEEP DOING IT?
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Toki: THAT WAS A SPECIAL
EXCLUSIVE CLUBS "DOABLE."
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Murderface: SO, TOKI, I
COULDN'T CUT MY 'STACHE.
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BUT I MATTED MY HAIR DOWN WITH
SOME POMADE AND SOME BUTTER.
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AND I THINK YOU'LL ALL AGREE
THAT I HAVE THE RIGHT LOOK AND
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THAT I'M FINALLY FITTING IN.
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I'M DEFINITELY CLUB MATERIAL
HERE, IF I SAY SO MYSELF.
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Toki: HMM.
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YOUR EFFORTS HASN'TS GONES
UNAPPRECIATED, YET I REGRETS TO
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UNFORMS YOU THAT YOUR LOOKS AMS
STILLS UNACCEPTABLE.
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Murderface: CUT THE CRAP.
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WHAT IS THIS REALLY ABOUT, HUH?!
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THIS IS MY FUCKING LIFE WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT!
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A MAN'S MUSTACHE IS HIS WHOLE
WORLD.
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I WANT IN THAT FUCKING CLUB!
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Toki: I CAN'TS HEAR
ANYTHINGS.
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I CAN ONLY HEARS OFFICIAL CLUBS
MEMBERS.
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TONIGHT, "ERACISM."
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DETHKLOK IS ACHIEVING THE
IMPOSSIBLE BY RECOVERING FROM
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ACCUSATIONS OF DISCRIMINATION.
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A MULTICULTURAL AUDIENCE OF
THOUSANDS HAVE GATHERED IN
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SUPPORT AS DETHKLOK UNVEILS
THEIR EXTRAVAGANT NEW URBAN
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YOUTH DETHCENTER.
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Charles: GUYS, THIS, UH,
YOUTH CENTER IS GOING TO MEAN A
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LOT TO YOUR MINORITY FANS.
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SO LET'S JUST GET THROUGH THIS,
AND WE WON'T BE, UH, RACIST
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ANYMORE.
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I MEAN, UH, WE NEVER WERE, BUT
UH, PEOPLE THOUGHT WE WERE.
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BUT I KNOW THAT I'M NOT RACIST,
AND I SUSPECT THAT YOU'RE NOT.
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OKAY, ONCE THEY GET THEIR
BUILDING --
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Nathan: THEY?
Charles: OKAY.
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THEN WE GET OUR NONRACIST
REPUTATION BACK.
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OKAY, WHERE'S MURDERFACE?
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Murderface: ALL RIGHT, TOKI.
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YOU WIN.
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I GOTTA TRIM THIS MUSTACHE.
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OH FUCK!
Charles: EVERYBODY READY?
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Pickles: OH, DID YOU NOTICE,
NATHAN?
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THERE'S GONNA BE A COOL, UH,
LOGO ONSTAGE FOR TOKI'S CLUB?
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Nathan: YEAH.
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EVERYBODY GOT YOUR COOL TOKI
OUTFIT ON?
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Pickles: I'VE ALL THIS EXTRA
DANGLE ROOM FOR MY FUCKING
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IRISH COCK,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, TOKI?
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TOKI?
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING
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FOR, MAGNANIMOUS ACCEPTORS OF
ALL RACES -- DETHKLOK!
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
Nathan: HELLO, FRIENDS.
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WHAT A GREAT EVENING FOR
BROTHERLY LOVE.
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Pickles: LOTS OF NONRACIST,
HAPPY ACCEPTANCE.
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Skwisgaar: HOLY SHITS GUYS.
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WE AMS DRESSED LIKE THE FUCKING
KLANS.
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
Pickles: FUCKING TOKI!
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YOUR SPECIAL OUTFITS, WHILE VERY
COMFORTABLE, ARE GOING TO GET US
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KILLED!
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Toki: AH, YOU FUCKINGS LEFT ME
AGAIN!
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Murderface: WAIT FOR ME!
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I'M READY TO BE IN THE CLUB!
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Charles: OH, DEAR GOD.
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Murderface: OH FUCK
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
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Pickles: LET'S SCRAMBLE!
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Nathan: YEAH!
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THIS IS SO NOT DOABLE.
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