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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,543 --> 00:00:03,543 [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:07,669 --> 00:00:13,418 [ Echoing ] AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD, THEY LICKED THEIR WOUNDS AND RETURNED FROM THE AIR 3 00:00:13,502 --> 00:00:16,126 TO THE EARTH. 4 00:00:30,752 --> 00:00:32,460 [ CROWD ROARS IN DISTANCE ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 5 00:00:53,377 --> 00:00:55,085 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] Nathan: ♪ BLIND MEN ESCAPING 6 00:01:05,210 --> 00:01:10,543 THE SKIES, CONDEMNED, THE KLOK COUNTS DOWN ♪ 7 00:01:10,627 --> 00:01:15,669 ♪ THE GHOST THAT'S STILL ALIVE INFEST YOUR MIND WITH FOG ♪ 8 00:01:15,752 --> 00:01:19,669 ♪ VENOM SPEARING, SPELLS ADHERING, SWEATING, FEARING 9 00:01:19,752 --> 00:01:24,168 MADNESS TAKES YOU DOWN ♪ ♪ REJOIN 10 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:28,460 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] ♪ IT'S DARKER THIS TIME 11 00:01:28,543 --> 00:01:30,293 AN AMAZING RETURN! 12 00:01:30,377 --> 00:01:32,961 NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK ON EARTH AND YOUR NEW RECORD IS IN THE 13 00:01:33,043 --> 00:01:35,043 CAN, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL THE WORLD? 14 00:01:35,126 --> 00:01:37,585 Nathan: I'M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE I FINALLY FOUND A GIRL 15 00:01:37,669 --> 00:01:39,710 WHO LOVES ME FOR ME. 16 00:01:39,794 --> 00:01:43,126 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, I'VE BEGUN SERIOUSLY DATING ONE OF MY 17 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:43,919 FANS. 18 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:47,543 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 19 00:01:47,627 --> 00:01:50,669 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 20 00:01:50,752 --> 00:01:52,043 DETHKLOK! ♪ 21 00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:55,377 Pickles: GUYS, I'M WORRIED ABOUT NATHAN. 22 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:56,418 DATING A FAN IS, YOU KNOW, KIND OF A NO-NO. 23 00:01:56,502 --> 00:01:58,919 Toki: WHATS ABOUTS A QUICKS HUMPS WITH A GROUPIES? 24 00:01:59,002 --> 00:02:00,126 WHATS AMS WRONG WITH DATS? 25 00:02:00,210 --> 00:02:02,543 Skwisgaar: WELL, TOKIS, YOU CAND HUMPS ALL DE GROUPIES YOU 26 00:02:02,627 --> 00:02:04,669 WANT, BUT, YOU KNOW -- Pickles: BUT DON'T MAKE A FAN 27 00:02:04,752 --> 00:02:05,210 YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 28 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,293 Murderface: WHY NOT?! 29 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:09,460 Pickles: BECAUSE FANS ARE CRAZY, OBSESSED WEIRDOS. 30 00:02:09,543 --> 00:02:11,835 YOU CAN'T HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM. 31 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:12,710 MARK MY WORDS! HE'LL SEE. 32 00:02:13,335 --> 00:02:13,752 IT ALWAYS ENDS BADLY. 33 00:02:13,835 --> 00:02:18,710 WHAT A SAD DILDO...HI. 34 00:02:18,794 --> 00:02:19,752 Nathan: HI. 35 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,002 LISTEN, ALL OF YOU -- 36 00:02:21,085 --> 00:02:22,752 MY GIRL-FAN-FRIEND IS FUCKING AWESOME, OKAY? 37 00:02:22,835 --> 00:02:25,043 IT'S A GREAT RELATIONSHIP! 38 00:02:25,126 --> 00:02:25,585 Pickles: IT'S NOT A RELATIONSHIP. 39 00:02:25,669 --> 00:02:26,752 IT'S AN EGO BOOSTER. 40 00:02:26,835 --> 00:02:28,377 Nathan: SHE'S, LIKE, TOTALLY THE MOST LOYAL PERSON IN THE 41 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:30,335 WORLD. 42 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:34,710 SHE'S LIKE A FUCKING AMAZING, HOT, LOYAL LABRADOR BUT WITH 43 00:02:34,794 --> 00:02:36,752 REALLY NICE TITS. 44 00:02:36,835 --> 00:02:38,752 Murderface: ALL WE'RE SAYING IS THAT SHE KINDA SOUNDS LIKE A 45 00:02:38,835 --> 00:02:40,168 CRAZY DILDO. 46 00:02:42,669 --> 00:02:43,710 HI. 47 00:02:44,293 --> 00:02:50,752 [ BOTH MOANING ] [ MOANING CONTINUES ] 48 00:02:50,835 --> 00:02:51,335 Toki: EWW. OH, COME ONS, GUYS. 49 00:02:52,043 --> 00:02:52,961 OH, COME ONS, GUYS. WE GOTS TO GO TO A MEETINGS. 50 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,043 Nathan: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO. 51 00:02:55,126 --> 00:02:57,126 CHARLES ALWAYS GETS PISSED OFF IF WE'RE LATE, YOU KNOW? 52 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:01,460 HE'S SUCH AN UPTIGHT DI-I-I-ILDO-O-O-O-O-O. 53 00:03:01,543 --> 00:03:03,418 HI. 54 00:03:04,293 --> 00:03:04,377 Charles: HI. 55 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:07,919 [ SLOOP! ] OKAY, A COUPLE THINGS. 56 00:03:08,002 --> 00:03:10,710 FIRST, KLOKIKON, THE, UH, ANNUAL CONVENTION FOR A FEW HUNDRED 57 00:03:10,794 --> 00:03:12,252 THOUSAND DETHKLOK FANS, IS COMING UP. 58 00:03:12,335 --> 00:03:13,168 Pickles: WHAT IS IT? Charles: KLOKIKON. 59 00:03:14,085 --> 00:03:15,627 Toki: HA! SOUNDS STUPIDS! 60 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:17,126 KLOKS-KUNTS-KOCKS! 61 00:03:17,210 --> 00:03:18,460 Charles: WELL, I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THE NAME. 62 00:03:18,543 --> 00:03:19,460 SO, ONCE AGAIN, YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO PARTICIPATE, SO, ONCE AGAIN, YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO PARTICIPATE, 63 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:20,377 DO SIGNINGS. 64 00:03:21,043 --> 00:03:22,293 THEY HAVE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DRESSED LIKE EACH OF YOU. 65 00:03:22,377 --> 00:03:24,043 Skwisgaar: WHY AMS THEY DRESSED LIKES US? 66 00:03:24,126 --> 00:03:25,710 Charles: UH, I DON'T KNOW, SKWISGAAR -- BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL 67 00:03:25,794 --> 00:03:27,543 DRIVEN BY FAN OBSESSION TO DRESS LIKE YOU. 68 00:03:27,627 --> 00:03:28,460 Skwisgaar: AND WHAT? 69 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:30,502 WE'S BEING EXPECTEDS TO GIVES THEM CANDIES?! 70 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:34,627 Charles: I'M GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE -- DO YOU GUYS WANT TO BE 71 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:35,002 A PART OF KLOKIKON OR NOT? Nathan: NO. 72 00:03:35,585 --> 00:03:36,502 Murderface: PASS! 73 00:03:36,585 --> 00:03:38,543 [ DING! SIZZLE! ] Charles: FINE. MOVING ON. 74 00:03:38,627 --> 00:03:40,002 OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEW, UH -- 75 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:40,835 Murderface: SORRY. 76 00:03:40,919 --> 00:03:42,002 CAN'T DO KLOKIKON, CHARLES. 77 00:03:42,085 --> 00:03:42,835 Charles: I KNOW. YOU JUST TOLD ME. 78 00:03:43,418 --> 00:03:44,585 Murderface: YEAH. 79 00:03:44,669 --> 00:03:48,585 BY THE WAY, I'LL BE DOING A LOT MORE SMOKING BECAUSE, UHHHH, I'M 80 00:03:48,669 --> 00:03:49,919 FUCKING SMOKING CIGARETTES NOW. 81 00:03:50,002 --> 00:03:53,460 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 82 00:03:53,543 --> 00:03:54,669 EH, NO BIG DEAL. 83 00:03:54,752 --> 00:03:57,835 I'M SURE YOU ALREADY SAW THIS, BUT I'M KINDA ON THE COVER OF 84 00:03:57,919 --> 00:04:00,460 SMOKAROONIE AFICIONADO. ER OF [ SMACK LIPS ] 85 00:04:00,543 --> 00:04:01,502 YEP, GOT THE COVER. 86 00:04:01,585 --> 00:04:04,669 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 87 00:04:04,752 --> 00:04:05,335 SMOOTH. 88 00:04:05,418 --> 00:04:07,543 Toki: CIGARETTES AM SOS COOLS! 89 00:04:07,627 --> 00:04:09,210 Skwisgaar: GIVES ME ONE OF THEMS! 90 00:04:09,293 --> 00:04:09,919 Murderface: NO! NO! 91 00:04:10,002 --> 00:04:11,126 THOSES CIGARETTES ARE MINE! 92 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:14,460 IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU SMOKING, YOU'LL BE IN DEEP TROUBLE -- 93 00:04:14,543 --> 00:04:15,502 DEEP TROUBLE! 94 00:04:15,585 --> 00:04:16,418 YOU GOT IT?! 95 00:04:16,502 --> 00:04:18,585 [ ALARM SOUNDS ] 96 00:04:18,669 --> 00:04:21,460 Murderface: AH FUCKING SMOKE ALARMS! 97 00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:24,877 [ CRASH! ] Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, 98 00:04:24,961 --> 00:04:27,669 DETHKLOK HAS MOVED BACK TO EARTH AND IS ON THE VERGE OF RELEASING 99 00:04:27,752 --> 00:04:28,085 A NEW RECORD. 100 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,126 GENERAL CROZIER? 101 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:31,877 Crozier: IN ADDITION, NATHAN EXPLOSION HAS BEGUN 102 00:04:31,961 --> 00:04:32,919 DATING A FAN. 103 00:04:33,002 --> 00:04:35,961 Orlaag: HISTORICALLY, DATING A FAN HAS PROVEN TO BE 104 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:36,835 CATASTROPHIC. 105 00:04:36,919 --> 00:04:37,919 Stampingston: YES. 106 00:04:38,002 --> 00:04:41,377 HERE TO SPEAK MORE IS NATHAN EXPLOSION ROMANCE EXPERT 107 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:44,835 DR. TORMINDBIND MICKMILDIDIDINDNIN. 108 00:04:44,919 --> 00:04:47,377 DR. MICKMILDIDIDINDNIN? 109 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:49,543 NATHAN EXPLOSION IS CURSED BY LOVE. 110 00:04:49,627 --> 00:04:53,585 IN THIS CASE, HE'S EMBARKED IN THE WORST RELATIONSHIP KNOWN TO 111 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:57,752 MANKIND -- HE'S BEGUN SERIOUSLY DATING ONE OF HIS WRETCHED, 112 00:04:57,835 --> 00:05:00,043 MINDLESS FANS. 113 00:05:00,126 --> 00:05:03,752 A LAST-DITCH, PATHETIC EFFORT TO AVOID INTIMACY. 114 00:05:03,835 --> 00:05:07,752 THESE "FAN, AVOIDANCE, PRETEND RELATIONSHIPS" HAVE THE ILLUSION 115 00:05:07,835 --> 00:05:11,502 OF WORKING, BUT WHEN THE CELEBRITY WANTS OUT, THE RESULTS 116 00:05:11,585 --> 00:05:13,252 CAN BE QUITE DANGEROUS. 117 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,835 Orlaag: THE ECONOMY IS GROWING STRONGER THANKS TO THE 118 00:05:20,919 --> 00:05:22,460 ANTICIPATION OF DETHKLOK'S UPCOMING ALBUM. 119 00:05:22,543 --> 00:05:27,418 AND SOON, THAT MONEY WILL FLOW INTO FALCONBACK LIKE A RIVER. 120 00:05:27,502 --> 00:05:29,961 GENERAL, YOUR MOMENT TO SHINE IS COMING. 121 00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:32,585 Crozier: ALL MY LOBBYING EFFORTS WILL COME TO FRUITION 122 00:05:32,669 --> 00:05:34,627 WHEN THE BIGGEST DEFENSE BILL OF ALL TIME IS PASSED THROUGH 123 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,627 CONGRESS. 124 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:40,752 Selatcia: WE ARE ON THE PRECIPICE OF SOMETHING GREAT. 125 00:05:40,835 --> 00:05:42,418 FALCONBACK WILL SOON THRIVE! 126 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:14,252 Pickles: LOOK. 127 00:06:14,335 --> 00:06:16,585 TRINDLE LEFT HER LAPTOP OUT. 128 00:06:16,669 --> 00:06:17,669 YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD? 129 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,961 I MEAN, SHE'S ALWAYS WALKING AROUND WITH THAT THING. 130 00:06:20,043 --> 00:06:22,210 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 131 00:06:22,293 --> 00:06:23,794 SHE SEEMS SO PROTECTIVE OF IT. 132 00:06:23,877 --> 00:06:25,085 I WONDER WHY. 133 00:06:25,168 --> 00:06:26,794 Skwisgaar: HUH. WHAT AMS YOUS SAYINS ABOUT TRINDLE'S ANDS DAT, UH, 134 00:06:26,877 --> 00:06:27,335 LAPSTOPS? 135 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:28,460 Pickles: I DON'T KNOW. 136 00:06:28,543 --> 00:06:31,502 IT'S JUST LIKE SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT DETHKLOK, BUT 137 00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:32,877 WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER. 138 00:06:32,961 --> 00:06:35,502 Toki: WELPS, I BETS EVERYTHINGS TO KNOWS ABOUT HER 139 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:36,502 AMS INS DATS A LAPSTOPS. 140 00:06:36,585 --> 00:06:38,502 Pickles: I GUESS WE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK. 141 00:06:38,585 --> 00:06:40,543 Toki: [ SIGHS ] [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 142 00:06:40,627 --> 00:06:41,835 Murderface: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! 143 00:06:41,919 --> 00:06:43,669 Skwisgaar: AAH! 144 00:06:43,752 --> 00:06:45,293 Murderface: YOU SWIPED MY FUCKING SMOKES! 145 00:06:45,377 --> 00:06:46,043 Pickles: SMOKES? 146 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:47,502 Murderface: AND YOU'RE SMOKIN' EM! 147 00:06:47,585 --> 00:06:48,794 WAIT. HOLD ON. 148 00:06:48,877 --> 00:06:50,919 ISN'T THAT TRINDLE'S LAPTOP? 149 00:06:52,919 --> 00:06:55,669 NATHAN, YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND IS UNDER SUSPICION FOR THE 150 00:06:55,752 --> 00:06:58,377 DISAPPEARANCE OF SEVERAL DETHKLOK COVER-BAND LEAD 151 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,418 SINGERS. 152 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,377 Skwisgaar: ALL THE NATHANS GONES -- WITHOUT A TRACE! 153 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:04,502 Toki: SHE WAS DETAINEDS BUT NEVER CHARGED. 154 00:07:04,585 --> 00:07:05,669 SHE AMS STILLS AT LARGE! 155 00:07:05,752 --> 00:07:07,710 Pickles: LOOK, NATHAN, SHE HAS AN ACTIVE DATING PROFILE, 156 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,710 AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO LURE PEOPLE IN THAT LOOK LIKE 157 00:07:10,794 --> 00:07:11,543 YOU. 158 00:07:11,627 --> 00:07:13,835 I CAN'T GET ENOUGH NATHAN EXPLOSION! 159 00:07:13,919 --> 00:07:14,794 DO YOU LOOK LIKE NATHAN? 160 00:07:14,877 --> 00:07:15,877 CALL ME! 161 00:07:15,961 --> 00:07:17,627 Murderface: SHE'S A NO-GOOD WHORE LIKE YOUR MOTHER, 162 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:18,502 SKWISGAAR! SORRY. 163 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:19,877 Pickles: SHE'S FUCKING CHEATING ON YOU! 164 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:22,585 [ ENGINE REVS ] 165 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:25,126 Toki: NATHANS! SLOWS DOWN! 166 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:26,794 Nathan: I'LL PROVE YOU ALL WRONG. 167 00:07:26,877 --> 00:07:28,335 SHE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME. 168 00:07:28,418 --> 00:07:30,669 SHE MADE THAT DATING PROFILE AS A JOKE. 169 00:07:30,752 --> 00:07:31,460 SHE WAS JOKING! 170 00:07:31,543 --> 00:07:34,252 TRINDLE HAS A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR! 171 00:07:34,335 --> 00:07:36,002 [ LAUGHS WEAKLY ] AHHH. 172 00:07:36,085 --> 00:07:37,085 Skwisgaar: NATHANS! 173 00:07:37,168 --> 00:07:38,210 WHERE AMS YOU TAKINGS US?! 174 00:07:38,293 --> 00:07:42,335 Nathan: I'M GOING TO THE PLACE WHERE DETHKLOK FANS GO. 175 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:44,877 GONNA GO AND PROVE TRINDLE'S INNOCENCE! 176 00:07:44,961 --> 00:07:46,835 WE'RE GOING TO KLOKIKON. 177 00:07:46,919 --> 00:07:50,752 Pickles: OH, NO. 178 00:07:50,835 --> 00:07:52,085 Charles: GET A TEAM OVER TO KLOKIKON IMMEDIATELY. 179 00:07:52,168 --> 00:07:54,794 WE HAVE CODE BLACK. 180 00:07:54,877 --> 00:07:57,418 Pickles: TRINDLE'S COMPUTER SAYS SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME 181 00:07:57,502 --> 00:07:58,543 KIND OF AN EXHIBITION HERE. 182 00:07:58,627 --> 00:07:59,669 Skwisgaar: OH, MY GODS. 183 00:07:59,752 --> 00:08:00,460 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. Nathan: SWEATY NERDS. 184 00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:02,418 Toki: AH, COSPLAY GEEKS. 185 00:08:02,502 --> 00:08:03,752 Pickles: DETHKLOK FURRIES. 186 00:08:03,835 --> 00:08:05,919 Skwisgaar: JUST WHAT WE NEEDS -- MORE HOMOSKETUALS FANS FICTIONS. 187 00:08:06,002 --> 00:08:07,835 Toki: HEY, LOOKS! 188 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:08,710 Toki: HEY, LOOKS! 189 00:08:08,794 --> 00:08:10,252 THATS AMS A REALLY GOODS RENDERINGS OF MY ABS! 190 00:08:10,335 --> 00:08:13,210 CAN YOU GUYS GET OUT OF MY WAY? 191 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:16,502 I WANT TO BUY A DETHKLOK COMIC BOOK. 192 00:08:16,585 --> 00:08:19,460 Murderface: WHERE DID YOU GET A 100-OUNCE COCA-COLA? 193 00:08:19,543 --> 00:08:20,418 IT'S A GALLONER. 194 00:08:20,502 --> 00:08:22,460 Nathan: CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 195 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,585 DO YOU EAT A LOT OF GARLIC CRAZY BREAD? 196 00:08:24,669 --> 00:08:26,377 YEAH. 197 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:27,502 NICE NATHAN OUTFIT. 198 00:08:27,585 --> 00:08:28,627 Nathan: THANKS, UH, FAT PICKLES. 199 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:32,418 Skwisgaar: HEY, FAT PICKLE, YOU DON'T KNOWS WHERE DE 200 00:08:32,502 --> 00:08:34,293 TRINDLE'S EXHIBITION IS, DOES YOU? 201 00:08:34,377 --> 00:08:35,627 I DO! IT'S OVER THERE! 202 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,210 Skwisgaar: AMS THATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME? 203 00:08:37,293 --> 00:08:39,794 ARE YOU GUYS SMOKING? 204 00:08:39,877 --> 00:08:41,502 YOU KNOW THAT'S BAD FOR YOU. 205 00:08:41,585 --> 00:08:45,502 Nathan: THANK YOU FOR THE, UH, HEALTH ADVICE. 206 00:08:45,585 --> 00:08:47,210 COME ON! LET'S GO! 207 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:58,752 [ CROWD CHANTING "BLOW!" ] [ SMOOCHING ] 208 00:08:58,835 --> 00:09:00,627 [ MOANS ] 209 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,710 Nathan: WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING? 210 00:09:11,794 --> 00:09:13,710 SHE'S NOT A VERY GOOD GIRLFRIEND AT ALL! 211 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:15,002 SHE'S, LIKE, THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER! 212 00:09:15,085 --> 00:09:17,002 SHE'S A CHEATER! 213 00:09:17,085 --> 00:09:18,335 I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU. 214 00:09:18,418 --> 00:09:19,335 THEY'RE ALL YOU. 215 00:09:19,418 --> 00:09:20,502 THEY ARE ALL YOU. 216 00:09:20,585 --> 00:09:24,335 YOU SEE, I'M A VERY BIG FAN OF YOURS -- SUCH A BIG FAN, UH, 217 00:09:24,418 --> 00:09:26,335 THAT I WANT ALL OF YOU. 218 00:09:26,418 --> 00:09:28,919 Nathan: GET AWAY FROM ME! 219 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,835 GUYS! GUYS! 220 00:09:30,919 --> 00:09:33,418 Pickles: [ Panting ] THERE'S TOO MANY FUCKING STAIRS. 221 00:09:33,502 --> 00:09:34,210 TOO MANY STAIRS. 222 00:09:34,293 --> 00:09:35,335 Skwisgaar: A LOT OF STEPS UP THERES. 223 00:09:35,418 --> 00:09:38,126 Toki: LET'S TAKES A SMOKES BREAK. 224 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:40,085 Pickles: DEFINITELY TAKING A SMOKE BREAK. 225 00:09:40,168 --> 00:09:40,752 Nathan: I GET IT. 226 00:09:40,835 --> 00:09:42,168 YOU'RE A REALLY BIG FAN, OKAY? 227 00:09:42,252 --> 00:09:43,585 JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE. 228 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:44,210 OH, NO. OH, NO, NO, NO. 229 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,752 YOU DON'T REALLY GET IT. 230 00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:49,252 [ BOMB BEEPING ] Nathan: YOU'RE CRAZY! 231 00:09:49,335 --> 00:09:50,210 AM I?! 232 00:09:50,293 --> 00:09:52,210 OR DO I JUST WANT THE PERFECT FINISH? 233 00:09:52,293 --> 00:09:54,043 [ GIGGLES ] THE PERFECT...EXPLOSION? 234 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:55,043 Pickles: NATHAN! 235 00:09:55,126 --> 00:09:56,210 Murderface: NATHAN! 236 00:09:56,293 --> 00:09:58,210 Pickles: WE'RE HERE! 237 00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:58,752 EVEN BETTER! WE WILL ALL END TOGETHER! 238 00:09:59,835 --> 00:10:03,126 Skwisgaar: GUYS, WE HAVES TO CREATES A DIVERSIONS 239 00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:06,043 [INHALES DEEPLY] SO THAT WE CAN GET NATHANS OUT OF THE 240 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:06,585 SITUASKINS. 241 00:10:06,669 --> 00:10:08,043 Murderface: I GOT IT! 242 00:10:08,126 --> 00:10:11,210 WE'LL MAKE A SMOKE SCREEN -- A CIGARETTE SMOKE SCREEN! 243 00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:13,585 Skwisgaar: SMOKES IN THATS DIRECTION! 244 00:10:13,669 --> 00:10:14,210 Toki: MORE SMOKIN'! 245 00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:16,377 Pickles: SMOKE THICKER! 246 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:19,002 [ COUGHING ] Toki: KEEP SMOKINGS! 247 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,418 IT AMS WORKING! 248 00:10:20,502 --> 00:10:24,002 Pickles: GUYS, IT'S OFDENSEN! 249 00:10:24,085 --> 00:10:24,877 OH! 250 00:10:24,961 --> 00:10:27,252 NATHAN! 251 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,502 I...LOVE...YOU! 252 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:33,126 Nathan: ♪ BLIND MEN ESCAPING THE SKIES, CONDEMNED, THE KLOK 253 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:36,752 COUNTS DOWN ♪ ♪ THE GHOST THAT'S STILL ALIVE 254 00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:42,377 INFEST YOUR MIND WITH FOG ♪ ♪ VENOM SPEARING, SPELLS 255 00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:45,794 ADHERING, SWEATING, FEARING MADNESS TAKES YOU DOWN ♪ 256 00:10:45,877 --> 00:10:47,418 AAH! 257 00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:50,126 Nathan: ♪ REJOIN OH! 258 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,919 Nathan: ♪ IT'S DARKER THIS TIME ♪ 259 00:10:53,002 --> 00:10:54,710 AAH! 260 00:10:54,794 --> 00:10:58,335 Nathan: ♪ CAN'T KILL ME ♪ REJOIN 261 00:10:58,418 --> 00:10:59,252 AAH! 262 00:10:59,335 --> 00:11:01,627 Nathan: ♪ IT'S DARKER AAH! 263 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:06,919 Nathan: ♪ THIS TIME ♪ CAN'T KILL ME 264 00:11:07,002 --> 00:11:09,085 OH, GOD! 265 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:15,002 [ SPITTING ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 19506

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