All language subtitles for FAM0 Scary Freeuse Camp - Selena And Gal Ritchie (480)

Hello?

Anybody here?

Okay, this house should be vacant.

We're gonna stay here tonight. I'm gonna
study this map so we can get back

to camp in the morning.

Do you think there's someone hanging up?

We should check it out, right? Just to
be sure.

Uh, no.

This whole thing started because you two
wandered off the campsite.

We were sticking together all night.

Selena, stay quiet.

Calvin,

you're the camp counselor. You should go
and help her.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Take the map and meet me outside.

Selena. What are you doing here?

I was looking for a knife.

It's an abandoned house.

Why would there be a knife here?

I don't know.

Came from the other room, didn't it?

Okay, let's get out of here.

I thought I told you to leave it
outside. I thought I could hit him with

prize, but then I slipped and fell.

At least they're not just gone now.

Let's get the fuck out of here. No, it's
still dark outside. We're not going

anywhere until we have a plan.

Yeah, we need a solid plan.

But it's... I mean, it's all your fault.

I know. I should have... Look, I was
meant to come outside, but then... Like

said, like, I thought I could figure out
a different plan, and it just didn't

work out.

I've done my part. It was a nightmare.
We fell over.

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. But I
think...

I was trying to scope out the plan.

Well,

I was thinking, maybe when it gets light
outside, like you said, it's dark now.

If we come up from this side, and then
we can go out the back, and then round

the front again, and I saw a pathway
going to the left outside.

I saw a barbed wire fence down here.

Okay. I can't go that way.

Nightmare. Okay.

I mean, which way did we come in? Do you
guys remember?

I think we came in... David, all your
fault. If you guys listened to me, and

they didn't wander off the trail, none
of this would have happened. Come on. We

were just trying to have fun.

Yeah, it's a summer camp.

We were just trying to have a little bit
of fun.

No, this is not right.

I mean, maybe if we had a better map.

Yeah.

So, I think this birth is that. I think
that's where we are.

So if we head out that direction, I
reckon we could get back to where we go

from.

What do you think, Hannah? I don't think
Hannah knows what she's talking about.

I don't know. I mean, you were in charge
of the bath to begin with, and you got

us in this bath. So I think we need a
different plan.

I think we should come through this
side.

I mean, we don't have to worry about him
anymore, so that's great.

I don't know.

I think we came in the front here, so
maybe if we... I think you guys got us

so much trouble. You know that?

Come on, we were just trying to have a
good time. No, this has been awful.

I mean, we're alive.

Yeah, but we're going to go back after
cancer to people.

They don't... Everything's not fun like
how you guys think it is.

Maybe they didn't notice, you know?

Maybe we'll be fine.

I think... I think... I think we can
make it.

I think we should try... What about
going higher than that?

You know, that could work. No, that was
the opposite direction.

And now we have some monster chasing us.

But he's gone now, so I think that could
work.

Wait. You did get rid of his weapon,
right?

Yes. Well, what do you mean by got rid
of it?

You guys are awful.

How about if we headed up this way and
tried to signal for help from us?

Sure, we can't cancel. You should have
at least some bit of equipment on you

that's going to help us out here.

How qualified are you?

You don't seem very qualified.

I am qualified.

Be quiet.

I'm so sick of you yapping.

I think if we went last, I mean, we
could probably even just, like, give up

some cultural events. I mean, I've never
done anything like that before.

Look,

no one else is throwing out any good
ideas.

Thanks. I'm having term.

this whole plan.

I don't feel like you guys are
concentrating in terms of if we go this

might still be out at us.

But it's really, ah, we met the front
bed in dark now.

I don't know if we're going to survive
the night, though.

We're going to survive the night. Have a
bit of confidence, please.

I don't think we should just wait until
morning.

I agree.

I agree. I think if we wait until
morning, we can...

I don't know, put our heads together,
try and figure out a better plan.

Something like that.

Well, what do you think?

I think... I keep thinking what I'm
going to tell my superior that I can't.

Well, you did fuck up.

No, you guys fucked up. I chased you
guys so you guys wouldn't get lost.

To bring you back, you guys are too far
on this. Okay, but if you were a better

kid, Count, you probably wouldn't have
gotten in this. I haven't even seen your

Count has a license.

Like, this is ridiculous.

I don't think so. That's true.

Yeah, I thought you meant to have a
license. All you have is a torch and a

whistle.

Like, I really don't know what's going
on with this company. I mean, it's a

little bit harder.

True, that's true. I'll give him that.
You get a point for that.

I mean, this house definitely isn't even
abandoned.

That creep following us around.

I mean, who is this?

I don't know.

No, I think this house is on the market
for sale. That's why we only have 24

hours here.

Ah.

But maybe we wait. Maybe we wait, the
real estate agent comes, and then, I

know, we can make some form of
agreement. They may even drop us back

maybe they won't tell on us.

Nobody's going to drop us back home.

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking
about. I mean, how long did we walk for

before we got her? Like, from camp, if
we're making it. I'm thinking maybe,

like, a good hour or two.

What do you think?

Like, an hour?

I think an hour and two.

Maybe two.

That's a lot. I don't even know where it
is.

Well, we can go find it. Like you said,
it's night now. But when did he pick it?

Oh, when did he pick it? That's very
true.

Yeah, when did he pick it?

The creepy man that's roaming around in
your band and not surviving how? The

more you popped out, the more I didn't
quit.

You know that?

It's your fault.

It's not my fault. Look, like you said,
we're having a little adventure now.

I'm sorry to say that your camp is shit.

It wasn't exciting.

We had to make up our own fun.

And here we are. There's no point
complaining now. Okay? We've got our

in math. We've got to get it out.

I reckon, wake up in the morning.

hopefully, some date, lady, agent, man,
they, turns up,

and we can offer them the help.

If not, and they don't turn up, I reckon
we go for plan A, which is

go out here, go to the left, go around
the corner, and then go back down the

side.

What do you think?

I think you don't have to talk about
her.

I don't think so. I think that might
work.

I think so.

And if not, if it's not right, we can
turn right.

You know, we've got multiple options
here. And we might even bump into

something. We can't be the only ones.

That's actually quite a good plan. I
know.

I know.

Oh.

Yeah. All you guys think about is boys.

Yeah. Boys, boys, boys. That we have a
council that know what they're doing.

Possibly, and we might have licences
inside.

That would be helpful. That would be
helpful.

There's no such thing as a licence.
Well, clearly because you don't have

So... I think... I

think... I think so too. And if that
happens to be a couple boys...

I think I'd be happy to help them if

you know what I'm saying I reckon yeah I
reckon we go over there and we just

keep walking and we've got to hit some
form of road or city or person if we

going in that direction I mean this
looks more weird that looks more rural

there could be chances of people being
there I reckon yeah No, I think there's

camp over here and there's one over
here.

Okay. So... So we could do that. We
could do that.

And we came in the front.

Correct. We came in the front.

The cabin.

Yeah. Which, so that, yeah. I mean, my
plan there may be a bit advantageous

trying to get over that. That might not
happen. Mm -hmm.

But there's gotta, you know, where does
the barbed wire fence at the gate?

You're fucking right about that.

There's got to be. There's no way there
isn't a fucking gate.

And that's where you've got to be, a way
in or a way out.

And you want to try that?

I mean, we could do. Like you said,
we've got to head that direction anyway

we want to get stuck and see those boys.

So we've got to find a way out. But,
hey, we've got to come up with a good

okay? Mr.

Councilor, that will be where I'm going.
I agree.

Man, I'm going.

I'm trying to come in and take over.

Excuse me, what did you pick? Nothing.

Yeah, that's what I thought you said.

I know.

Oh,

excuse me. I know, I see my t -shirt.
Really?

What t -shirt are you talking about?
Nothing, nothing.

I think it's nothing. It's nothing,
nothing to see.

Did you even see him back at camp?

Is he from camp?

Are we sure?

Are we sure he's actually from campus?

You guys are talking way too much.

I'm going to study the math, like I told
you guys.

You're going to get out lost, you guys.
No.

And I'll find us back to where we need
to be.

Oh boy,

oh boy.

Enough with that boy stuff.

But we're going to first make sure that
that monster is knocked out.

I dragged his body out.

And I'm hoping that he doesn't find the
weapon.

That's what I'm hoping. You guys did get
rid of the weapon, didn't you?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

I did my best.

I'm confident.

Well, he doesn't have it anymore.

And he's gone, so... I think we're safe.
I think we're going to be okay.

I hope so because you guys have been
something else. You know that?

What does that mean?

You know exactly what that means. I
actually know what that means.

Try to get around that way.

Head towards the camp.

Then head towards the point.

Then if they're not there, go other way
to the right hand side. I like that. I

like that plan too.

Do you like that plan? Yeah.

No, we don't like that plan.

He likes the sun.

So I think we do that.

Hopefully. We've got to reach
civilisation at some point.

I mean, I don't feel like we wanted that
far off. It was only, you know, a

couple of hours.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I reckon so. I think it'll be fine. I
reckon if we... Yeah.

Just keep walking. We've got to find
someone. A car.

A road.

A car. A car. A bike.

A motorcycle.

A bus.

It's great.

All methods of transportation, there's a
lot of ways to do that.

We didn't come from that part. No, no,
we didn't. That's very true.

I feel like it may have been blue.

I don't quite remember, if I'm being
honest.

So we're going to go on the west side.
On the west side, find the camp, if that

camp is open, hike up that road, and
then, if the map is correct,

I think, like you said, if we keep going
forward that way, they've got it in the

morning, we're dropping off new campers.
Yeah. They have to be.

They do it every Friday. Exactly.

And tomorrow is Friday.

Tomorrow is Friday.

That's a good tip.

Yeah. Yeah, I reckon if we do that, and
then if we don't turn the bus, we'll

find a fucking road.

I think we'll find a fucking road. Up
the road.

Exactly.

It'll stand up.

It'll stand up. Exactly.

And we'll find someone.

Like you said, weekends.

Weekend hiking.

I'm sure there's some homeless family
trotting around.

You guys lay down here.

I hear noises.

See, I think if we head out that way,
we've got to find a road. There's no way

we're not going to find a road.

What were you talking about with Emma?
Show me.

But I think we're over here.

That's where I think we are at the
moment.

And so if we head to the left, like
Alina was saying, there's that other

just around that other hill from us.
Okay.

So I think they'll probably find that.
What do you think?

No. We don't care about that. Yeah, but
it's civilization.

There's people there.

I know you don't want us to go there,
but I think it's a very, very good plan.

Especially if we find people.

Then we can get help back to our town.

I second that. See? That's a good point.
See? Second it.

Tell me where it's gone, sadly.

Any of what you guys are thinking. Of
course, you're going to get him armed

a torch.

Well, he's a fraud, okay?

I reckon.

I mean, we can even use you to run, jump
over a car, to run, jump over a car, to

a van.

Push us up. No.

With your big man muscles.

No, I'm not going to push anybody up. I
think it's very likely. And then, we've

got to find one of the blue buses we
came in on.

I think we'll find it. I really do.

You've got to be positive in this kind
of situation.

I think they've left and we're coming to
the cat.

No, no.

Okay, well what's your suggestion then?

We're all going to get the present from
it.

Like I said, we're going to find a blue
bus at some point.

It's going to happen. There's no way it
won't.

A blue what?

Are you sure it was blue?

It may not have been blue. Blue?

Oh my goodness. What's your focus on?
Yeah, but that's how we came into the

camp. What's your focus?

You're completely off.

Oh my goodness, you guys.

If my memory serves me for the best, I
noticed that blue wasn't really thinking

about it. I think it was yellow.

Was it like a yellow orange?

Oh, very different to blue.

Yeah, well, I don't know. I was really
scared, so I kind of forgot.

But now that I'm thinking about it, I
think it might have been yellow.

Maybe orange.

Because yellow is usually for school,
but I can't imagine white.

White? Yeah, maybe it was white.

Maybe. It was... Why?

I don't know. This is so wrong, you
guys.

Does that sound right to you?

It sounds right to me.

And I feel like Mr. Camp Counselor here.

He doesn't even know what bus he came
on, okay? If he is... Yeah, exactly.

Dial -up call.

Very frustrating.

I feel like we were saved, too.

I think you guys came up with it. I'm
going to get in trouble. I don't know

I'm going to say. I'm responsible for
you two guys.

And I might lose my job, honestly.

Well, we're still alive.

Bad egg.

Let's have another look. Let's take it
from, let's take it from my angle.

That just looks so much better to me.

I reckon, we've been looking at it from
the wrong angle this whole time, I

reckon if we go left, right, and then go
round,

we'll probably be back to the bath that
we came on.

If we go round to the right hand side,
up from the left, follow the river down,

we'll make it back to town.

I think so.

What do you think?

Well, in that case, I don't know. I hope
it doesn't start raining.

Yeah. If it starts raining, we're in
trouble.

We're in trouble. We're going to have to
sit.

Yeah. Trauma tantrum, temper tantrum.

I mean, I sense it's raining.

But that may just be my nipple.

I feel like it could rain.

Possibly. I don't know.

It's not raining now. I need more rain.

I mean, it was raining when we left. It
was raining when we left. That's a good

point. I need to bring my main colour.

Yeah. And we don't want to be in the
flash today. That's exactly what we

want to be. In the flash today.

I'm sure that there might be an umbrella
around here. Yeah.

Maybe we could take a look when we try
and find the torch.

Mm -hmm.

Or, if that creep is... Let me just
steal... You have a nice, crooked hoodie

I'm not staking.

Hoodie? You're not wearing a hoodie.

Oh. Here's a hat.

Here's a hat.

And here's a mask.

Yeah. Other than that, you've got a
mask.

Is that a hat? Yeah, yeah. Could be
that, possibly.

That could work.

I don't think I know how to do it.

Is there water at the top?

Really?

There could be a leak somewhere.

There could be a huge leak in the pipe.
I don't want to be responsible for that.

No.

I'm going to lose my job. If anyone's
taking responsibility for any leak, it's

you.

It's me.

It's got to be.

I think it's true though.

Also, since you're the responsible, you
know, cam counsellor, is that,

is that cheating?

I think, I think you've got a bit of a
problem with any leaks that occur during

our time in the, around the house.

He wasn't here for that long.

That's true.

That could have been him, the leak.

It could have been him. Running around.
What if he's kind of a drummer?

What if that was his boyfriend?

The main thing would be to kind of make
some dodgy wiring in the house. But he

doesn't know, still.

Angry neighbor.

Oh, what do you think?

I don't know about angry neighbor.

I just thought we'd do the same thing.
Yeah, same.

People are weird.

People are weird. People are weird.

Yeah.

It could be just a neighbor or I don't
know.

What do you think?

I don't know.

I mean, now that you mention it, what
does it mean? I don't know the answer.

I think...

That's the case. I mean, we should
report it to the police anyway, but I

that that should definitely be brought
up to the real estate agent. I mean, did

you guys even hear him speak? Is that
anything to you?

He didn't say anything.

He didn't say anything.

He's a killer.

What are you talking about? Did anyone
make sure? He did kill her lately.

Yeah. That has to matter.

Exactly. If you want to kill, kill, but
at least do it.

You know? Yeah.

This is a plan. The nerve is on me.

I know.

They want to kill, but they just don't
have any manners.

Who fucking brought the people up?
Seriously.

Ridiculous. I know.

So I reckon... Hold on.

People are getting a much better view of
it from this way around.

Which way around? Oh, you know what? I
think they did it backwards the whole

time. That's exactly what I believe.

Yeah. See, I think.

Yes, what do you think?

Are you actually listening to me this
time or are you going to say I'm wrong?

I'm not sharing my opinions unless you
actually listen.

I'm listening, go ahead.

Two ears, don't turn.

I'll take that, yes. Go ahead.

Four ears, four ears, brilliant.

So, I think we should go round the back.

Yes. But first, wait for it to get
light.

What first?

Wait for it to get light. You said
something else before that.

What? No, no.

First, wait for it to get light.

Okay. Then go round the back.

And then... Yes?

I don't know, just keep going until we
hit the road. We've got to hit the road.

If we all keep optimistic... I hope you
guys don't snore.

We're going to have to spend the night
here.

And I need to get to sleep.

You may have to use the sofa, because I
snore like a motherfucker.

I can share then.

Yeah, please, there you go.

You can sleep on the floor.

Yeah. How about that? Or outside.

Outside with me.

We're not that cool.

Aren't we?

Yeah, no, true. True. We'll be nice. And
also, you're going to get a massive

bollocking when you go back to camp.

You really are.

You've taken us away.

From camp.

I mean, we kind of ran away.

We kind of went away. We kind of went
away. But, you know, that was like, it

his responsibility.

But if you get us back safely, you know,
you could get us back safely.

And then. Put this on my car. Correct.

Correct.

your soul, and unless you do something
about it, you're ruining your job.

So, I... You can't lose a job you never
had.

Chancellor. Chancellor. Chancellor.

I did have this job. I don't believe
you.

Crew there, show us some identification.

Wow, too bad.

I should just leave you guys here.

Oh, you poor people.

We'll go find your Rebecca.

I think we'll have a good time finding
our Rebecca.

I agree.

You can actually sleep outside tonight,
I reckon. I think the vote will be made

with the periodic ones.

And we didn't ask you to come here.
True. I'm the security here, though.

you're supposed to be the security.

What do you have?

A torch and a whistle?

No, we go through training.

What's the training?

That's top secret. Oh, the council
training is copied.

Do you hear this one?

For your information, you have the one
that has a map backwards.

It's not backwards. It's not backwards.
It was backwards before.

See, even he doesn't know how to read.
God, do you count?

Is he reading?

Will you talk through the map?

See, I think if we're going from this
angle upward, we're going to make some

more of the government people or place.
We've got to. We can't be lost out here

in the woods forever.

There's just no time for wonder. This is
annoying.

Yeah, and that is...

Yeah. No. Where?

No. That?

That's a lot faster.

Hmm, I think that was a... Okay, so
maybe not that fast. No, that's only

that fast.

Okay, so if we're talking about what?

Now, what direction is that?

Um, well... You guys want to know?

Are you going to make helpful comments?

So are you guys going to...

Yeah,

exactly.

So that's what I'm saying.

We can at least try to find the new
people.

What new people?

The new... See, you don't even know how
to have work.

When's shipment day?

Exactly. New people come in, old people
go out. It's just how it works.

How are you guys doing? What are you
talking about?

Yes, we do.

I'm waiting.

I'm waiting.

I think our sense of direction is pretty
good. I'm definitely not off the top of

that direction.

How long do you think we should wait
here for?

At least until they get fly. Like you
said, you know, we thought we'd be going

out there when it's dark and wilderness.

It's not a good idea.

Well, I'm happy we figured out the
direction.

Mm -hmm.

Listen. Because I know, I feel like
you're probably more familiar with the

and South. I think I might.

I can't believe you have the mask on
today.

At least you got it on your arm.

I can't tell if it is health.

I

guess

we just hand those drops out to anyone.

Amen.

I think it might hurt people.

You got it, don't you?

We're actually talking about some good
ideas here. Me and Ari did you

better than yours.

All I heard was crapola.

Crapola? Yeah, crapola.

That's all I heard.

I think we have a pretty good plan, and
I think it was better than yours.

I agree that you came up with it. I
agree.

Crop side down math and everything.

No, you're not.

Yes, it is upside down. I just fixed it.

I just fixed it. Okay, that's wrong.

No, it was upside down.

All wrong.

How well can he hold a torch?

Do you know what I mean? He could have
done more, I reckon. The stuff has to be

here in the first place.

How am I supposed to do that? How am I
supposed to know there's a monster

to kill us?

Yeah, but you've got a big hand.

How do you know you're not in on this?
Could it be your little friend?

Oh, you think I'm in on this? It could
be. It could be your little mate.

But you can't admit it. You're a
asshole.

The more I talk to you, the more it's
kind of a big deal.

Oh, you're going to get more.

When you get back, we're going to be up.

I can't believe you're not on my side.

I'm not on your side. I can't be on your
side because we nearly died. I mean,

you're super down and we shouldn't have
been here anyway.

We weren't even going to come into this
house.

No, everyone was like, please come out
of the house.

You're going to look at the map again,
aren't you?

I'd love to, yeah.

Now,

I reckon if we look at it from this
angle... Yeah?

See, the plan's still the same.

Okay. I reckon if we go through that
place... Yes? That we came in from...

I mean, I know you're the boss.

She doesn't know what she's talking
about. I absolutely do.

I know you don't.

You're outvoted, matey. Sorry.

There's just no way.

I reckon if we keep going through the
forest, find that other camp, there may

boys there.

Forget about boys. I don't want you
talking about boys.

They'll probably be here. That's better
than you.

Do they have cancer? We can find out.
Maybe there's real cancer.

That can help us. That helps with the
license.

They can prove it. And they can get us
home safely.

Prove what?

Prove what?

What?

I'm a fraud.

You guys were disobedient and you didn't
listen to my words and you walked off

the camp.

Sorry.

No,

you guys weren't.

Exactly. When you were in camp, I was in
camp.

I listened to directions.

Yes, I did. What direction?

Directions that I was in for my camp
series.

Exactly.

I don't even think you can read them up.

That's my explanation.

I mean, we did struggle a bit. I mean,
exactly.

And we've actually kind of got into the
plan now.

We head for the other camp. We find a
blue, yellow, white bus.

Yeah. Wanted to take on the threat.

That is true. We've got to find someone.

There's going to be someone.

I know there's tubing nearby.

But I can't preach. But they do that.
Tubing. You still have to get home

we're talking about that. No, but I'm
saying that if there's a tubing outpost,

then that might be another place that we
can go to turn around.

Exactly.

Because the buses come through there all
the time.

We're there to every hour, the rest is
ten figures. Exactly. We've got to think

about, you know, we've got to think
about outside the box there.

These, you know, straightforward plans,
they're thin, but they've got us. We're

here.

Ahold!

Loma! Loma!

That's it. You guys are making me upset.
I'm almost ready for bed and I don't

even know...

We can share. We can definitely not
share. I am still upset at you guys.

I don't want to share it with you guys.
We don't want to share it with you, camp

counselor. Camp counselor. All right.

If we get some quiet time, I'll get some
rest.

And then we'll figure this out. I'm just
going to say that they're fine.

More alcohol.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I followed you. I've done everything.

But it wasn't.

That you were going to see more
responsibility is what you're going to

There's no way you're going to blame us.
It's really not going to happen.

We're the client in this situation.

Okay?

We're the people from camp.

You're in trouble.

Well, we're going to go to bed very
soon, because I'm tired.

Me too.

We've had such a long day. I mean, we
all got bloody killed.

Because you didn't listen. I said meet
us outside.

Yeah, well, I was trying to do us all a
favour and whack him, alright?

It might kind of work, because we
wouldn't be in this situation.

Yeah.

But it didn't work.

But you were still there. I saw you
driving your way.

So we must be fine.

I think we're safe.

I think she's gone. I think we're safe.

I hope so.

I hope so.

If not, you can stand up, I reckon. You
can sit outside.

Like a little dog and make sure that
we're okay. We can sit peacefully in

I reckon. I hope so.

I reckon.

I think. And I think we've got a
relatively good plan.

You know.

The borderline's the plan, anyway.

Yeah, I mean. I say fuck the map.

I say fuck the map. I absolutely say
fuck the map.

We'll take the map. We'll take the map.
You know?

Ideas go further than the map.

The ideas go further than the map. The
ideas and the life go further than the

map. The map is a tool to get from A to
B.

Yeah.

Not a very good one. Not a very good one
because we've ended up here. But this

is the map. There you go. Play the map.

You guys don't mean it. Tell them that
they gave you a destructive man.

Thank you.

I'm going to warn you now.

It's ice bath.

Well, I mean, I feel a little bit, but I
can't get my feet.

Perfect. You can talk and I'll snore.

Mm -hmm. And you can keep God outside.

Why can't you keep?

You can keep God outside. Because if
that fucking maniac comes back, she's

coming for me. I'll tell you that right
now.

There's no way. My sheet hiding works
perfectly.

Okay? Yeah.

You didn't see me. My over -the -blanket
hiding. And then we all murdered you.

never going to happen anyway.

All written in the start of this kind of
thing. I was never going to die. You

guys were always going to jump out and
save me.

So, I wasn't about to die.

Perfectly. I didn't want to die anyway.

You're right. Your time will come when
your time comes. And that was not your

time. It wasn't my time. It wasn't my
fucking time.

Exactly. It wasn't my time earlier, but
it wasn't your time earlier.

It wasn't our time. It's not our time to
die.

Exactly. We have made it, and now we
just need to make it out of the womb.

Are you proud of us? Can't tell. Not
really, I'm not.

Oh, come on.

Thank you.

You're a bollock.

We survived a killer.

Have a bit of optimism about you.

I think we did the right thing. I think
we did the right thing.

I agree. I think we really did the right
thing. I think we did the best thing

that we could have done. We made the
best decision. A hundred percent.

And Laura will make an even better
decision when we find a way out of it.

will know Max.

Can we get ice cream?

Absolutely, we can get ice cream. You
know before we have ice cream?

No choice.

Those boys probably have lots of ice
cream. The best is your ice cream.

No ice cream for you. Do you need any
popsicles?

Possibly. I could definitely go for one.
I could go for a huge popsicle right

now. All over me.

Fuck it.

Call me right now.

It would be great. It would be great to
drip all over me. I'd love a popsicle

right now.

That would be great.

Ice cream.

That would be lovely.

Did you hear?

This is mad.

You know, if we only had cell phone
reception, we could have called camp.

I haven't tried that. I'm not sure.

But I can see, on that side, over there,
if we go up that way, that's what I'm

talking about.

And then we go back to that camp.

You made enough projections, Gail, I
think.

Let's do a comment down below.

We all have to be on the same team.

You know what I'm saying, because... No.

And I'm just saying that the plan is
off. Okay, but you say that. There's a

feeling we're not on the same page.
Well, I mean, no, wait one sec. I just

to say I apologize if I've let you down.

I mean, yeah.

Should we forget him?

No.

I think this is something that's going
to be emotionally traumatizing for a

time.

Hey, but you guys were at fault as well,
so it's not all on me. Okay, but we

were just trying to have a good time.
Yeah.

And you had to come all up in here and
just, you know, bring a guy, bring a

plan.

No, that's fine.

You were going to like...

I don't know, we're going to have a fun
girls night.

Again with the girls night talk, you
have to be focused on what you guys did

wrong and how you guys can be held
accountable.

Just because you're worried can't make
you feel held accountable.

Don't pass the blame.

Understand the blame. Vote in the blame.

Feel the blame.

And then you want to do a smile.

Acceptance is part of the process.

I don't think you can do it.

Well... Like I said, if we

go that way, then...

At least we're going in some... We're
heading in some form of direction.

Like, if we go out there, that way, I
reckon...

I can't chat.

But this has been a great experience,
right?

We didn't get murdered, so that's a
start.

True. That's true. No murdering has
occurred.

And we got our time to hang out
together. We so did.

It's just been lovely.

I mean, that's the whole reason I went
to camp, was to try and have more girl

time. Make more friends.

Yeah, exactly.

I hope you guys made new friends. I did.

It's part of the experience. Getting
lost, it's part of the allure of going

camp. Yes, it's not how fast you get
there.

It's a journey. Yeah.

You know, how hard is that?

It's a climb. You know? It really is a
climb.

I'm happy we didn't make the decision to
climb that fence.

Yeah. What fence?

The barbed wire fence.

Yeah. Duh. Duh.

Obviously. The only fence that we've
been talking about.

Yeah. And I think he doesn't like paying
attention to it.

See, I think, yeah, like I said, if we
go out that way, we can calm background,

maybe go to Camp Chad.

I think we should go to both of them.
Yeah.

I know there is.

Yeah. See, if we keep going past that
way, we get to the main road anyway.

Mm -hmm.

I think...

I think that's what we've got to do.
We've got to go that way.

We've just got to. Like, there's no
other option.

We go left, we go right, we go to Camp
Chad. We go right, we go left, we go to

that other camp. What was it called?
Camp Pesto.

Camp Creek?

Yeah, Camp Creek.

I'm hungry. I don't know where I got
pesto from.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, sleep.

It's so hard.

We should.

We should go there.

Italian food. I think we should, I don't
know, Camp Chad is calling my

name all the time. I don't know why.

I mean, I heard that there's cuter boys
there.

Okay, well, if there's cute boys, that
should be our main priority.

You know, never mind the killer, never
mind anything else. So if we go

left and right, is that what we're
saying? Are we agreeing on this? Is this

agreement? No, we're not agreeing on it.

No, not at all.

We're not going to agree on this because
this idea is stupid, I tell you guys.

You guys don't know what you're talking
about.

We do, we do. We've been looking at the
map.

I don't know. I thought we had fucked
the map.

Yeah, true. We did. That's so true. We
did say fuck the map.

Because we're going to be outside of the
box.

It's not a sedan anymore, is it?

I had a little taxi before, but it was
Camp Europe.

Camp Europe, yeah.

I heard that there's good food at Camp
Turkey.

Me too.

Camp Turkey?

No, Turkey.

No, they do, like, turkey hunting states
there, and their turkey's really good.

It's, like, some of the best in the
country. Wow. Okay.

Wow. Well, I mean, we should, I mean, if
we're trying to... I mean, I feel like

if we made...

You know, this was a whole adventure, so
we may as well just prolong the

adventure and on our way back just,
like, get on with the free camp. We'll

like, a camp tour!

Exactly. Let's make it a little fun
experience. We have the horrible

at this horrible house, which was chosen
by that guy.

And then, let's make this into a nice
adventure. I don't know.

Well,

forget about the adventure.

No. Just because you're getting told
off, okay?

Because I'm responsible for you guys in
the first place.

Look, I think... I think we did... Let's
get the map out of your hands and I'll

just... You guys just lay down here. I'm
tired.

So you guys are going to be in trouble,
do you know that?

No, you're going to be in trouble.
You're the counselor. We don't have any

to lose.

Exactly.

Yeah.

I think you guys should be grateful.

I'm happy that we did some that, but I'm
happy that... Yeah, me too. We were in

this journey together. Me too, me too.
I'm glad, I'm glad we, we, we won this

journey together.

Mm -hmm.

We think, um, when the sun comes up, we
should go on our little camp tour. I

agree. I think that would be fun. We can
fuck off. I agree. Yeah, I agree. We

can go get some ice cream. Mm -hmm.

Some ice cream.

I hope it doesn't get all over me.

Yeah. That would be awesome.

You know, I was thinking you did get rid
of that machine, right?

Fuck, look!