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Mom, is that you?
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Yeah,
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honey, it's me.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hi, honey. What are you doing? You're
home, Kylie.
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Well, me and the girls went out to...
Have you been drinking, Mom?
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Yes. I can tell. Look at you, Mom.
You're all over the place.
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I didn't drive home.
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I hope not.
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Nice cab driver.
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He was a very nice gentleman. I'm sure.
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Mom, you stink.
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Oh, my God.
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What were you doing out so late?
Seriously. Well, we went out to
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Marsha's birthday, and we were just
having some fun.
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Yeah, it looks like you're having some
fun. You can barely stand up. Give your
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mother a hug.
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Careful, Mom. Seriously.
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You must have had way too much to drink.
Why are you all drinking so much?
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Well, it didn't start out that way.
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Were the boys buying you drinks?
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No, I was buying my own drinks. These
boys don't, the men, I should say.
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They're not interested in old ladies
like me. Well, Mom, stop that. You're
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old. What are you talking about? Every
guy my age was running after the little
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waitress. What's her name? I don't even
remember her name. Monica. Monica.
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That's 20 -something years old. All
these guys want these young, hard
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girls. And I tell you what.
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I'm so much more sexually exciting.
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Be careful, Mom. I know what I'm doing
in bed. These girls don't know shit.
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about sex. Well, of course, Mom. I know.
But you know how guys are. They always
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want a younger girl. Oh, stupid, stupid
men. Mom, but you know what? There's a
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lot of guys out there that, you know,
they like an older woman. They like a
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classier woman.
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Well, there was a couple of guys. But
they're your age. What's wrong with
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Mom? I mean, if the older guys are
dating the younger girls, what's wrong
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an older woman dating a younger guy?
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You're such a... But I couldn't do that.
These are your boys.
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You're...
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Frenzy doors.
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I'm not saying date my friends, but you
can date a younger guy. I don't think
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that's weird.
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Did you think about that thing? Of
course you are, Mom. Look at you. Well,
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not right now. You're a little bit drunk
right now. Oh, come on. Oh, Mom, come
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on. Come on, baby.
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Mom, what are you doing? You are a mess
right now.
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I know I am. Mom, I'm serious. Careful,
Mom. Oh, yeah.
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You know?
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What, Mommy? You're really, really drunk
right now. I know, but I haven't been
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with... Mom, stop.
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Mom.
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Mom, you are drunk. Careful, careful,
careful. You are drunk, Mom.
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What else have you got in here? Mom.
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You must be drunk. We've got to get you
to bed. You are too drunk. To bed?
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No, you need to go to bed. You need to
go to bed right now.
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Well... Yeah, you're too drunk for your
own good. Why don't I help you up the
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stairs, Mom?
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You want to carry me? I'm not going to
carry you. I'll help you, though. Come
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on.
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Mom!
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Come on.
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Oh, come on.
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Come on. You're helping your old mom.
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Come on.
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Oh, come on, Mom.
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Come on, darling.
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Mom, what is wrong with you?
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Nothing. wrong with me, baby. You're
just... I can't believe you got so
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Mom. I mean... You're awfully cute. You
know that? Yeah, I know. I know. You
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said that before, but seriously, Mom?
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Yeah? You need to go to bed. You should
get out of that dress and those heels
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and put on your PJs and sleep this one
off, I think.
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Do you want to see me take my clothes
off? No, Mom. That's not what I'm
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I'm saying that you should... I'll leave
and you can get ready for bed.
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Well, here. Take my shoe off. Okay, Mom.
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And the other one.
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All right, I'm going to leave so you can
go put up. No, wait. Mom, what are you
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doing? I just, you know, I've just been
thinking.
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Thinking what, Mom?
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How cute you are and what you said about
younger men.
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What, what, yeah, you should, Mom, Mom,
what are you doing? You should date
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younger men. I didn't mean your son.
Mom,
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Mom, what are you doing?
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I left a lipstick print on your belly.
Yeah, I see that, Mom.
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Uh -huh.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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I'm just, I'm checking out my son's
body.
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Mom, that's kind of inappropriate.
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I don't care.
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I know you don't because you're drunk
right now.
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Mom, Mom.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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I'm just playing.
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Yeah, I can see that. I don't think this
is a good idea, though.
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Okay, I won't remember anything
tomorrow.
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I will. I might be scarred for life.
Mom. You won't be scarred for life. Come
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on. Let me see it. Come on. Come on. Let
me see it. Let me see it. Let me see
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it.
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Well,
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that's quite impressive.
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You're much bigger than the last time I
saw you.
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Oh.
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Obviously, you don't think this is that
inappropriate.
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Oh, Mom, I don't think we should be
doing this.
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Oh.
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Wow, Mom, you're pretty good at this.
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Yes, older women have a lot more
practice time.
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Well, those guys at the bar were fools
not to go home with you, Mom. They're
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missing out.
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I don't know why I bothered to go out to
the bar when I had you right here.
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Oh, you're naughty, Mom.
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I know I am.
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I should use some of my goods.
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I like the sound of that, Mom.
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Oh, wow.
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I'm stuck in my clothes.
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It feels so good.
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Oh, Mom.
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I can't believe you're doing this.
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Bet you've never had anybody in your age
take her nipple and stick it in your
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balls, have you? I've never had anyone
do that, Mom.
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You like it? Oh, I do.
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Feel good?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah, Mom.
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Oh, you're going to make me calm.
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Am I? Oh, yeah. Come over here with a
kick.
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Come over here with a kick.
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We need to get your drunk after the bed,
Mom. I can't believe you just did that
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to me.
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You really think I'm drunk?
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You're not drunk.
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I'm not in the league. Mom, you're sick.
I can't believe you just tricked me
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into doing that.
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Tricked you?
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Well, I did give in kind of easy.
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Yeah, you did.
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I know.
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Now that we've gone past this, you want
to fuck your mother?
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Oh, definitely, Mom.
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Okay.
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