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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:15,343 - This is "Judge Miss Sofia." 2 00:00:15,344 --> 00:00:18,309 [cheers and applause] 3 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,550 - Welcome to "Judge Miss Sofia." 4 00:00:21,551 --> 00:00:23,102 Question for our studio audience. 5 00:00:23,103 --> 00:00:25,171 - Hey, what the fuck is going on? 6 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:28,826 - How many of y'all ever wanted to kill your kids? 7 00:00:28,827 --> 00:00:32,033 [cheers and applause] 8 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,723 Kids need to be disciplined just as much 9 00:00:33,724 --> 00:00:35,999 as I do after my fourth martini. 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,861 [laughter] 11 00:00:37,862 --> 00:00:40,688 But just because the little shits messed up 12 00:00:40,689 --> 00:00:44,171 doesn't mean you have to go and make the shit shittier. 13 00:00:44,172 --> 00:00:45,723 - This ain't Judge Sofia's show. 14 00:00:45,724 --> 00:00:49,000 This is my show, and I do the fucking monologues around here! 15 00:00:49,103 --> 00:00:50,619 [audience booing] 16 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,585 - Kick her out of here! We don't wanna hear you! 17 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,171 - Thank you. Thank you. 18 00:00:54,172 --> 00:00:55,205 Thank you. 19 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:56,343 Thank you all. 20 00:00:56,344 --> 00:00:59,516 Bailiff, unleash your dogs. 21 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:04,757 - Who the fuck you calling a dog, Holiday Heart? 22 00:01:04,758 --> 00:01:06,103 - Go back to bed, Pat, 23 00:01:06,206 --> 00:01:08,931 and let us help you fuck up Junebug's life. 24 00:01:09,034 --> 00:01:12,931 - Mama, why are you dressed like Big Worm in brown? 25 00:01:13,034 --> 00:01:14,412 [laughter] 26 00:01:14,413 --> 00:01:16,586 - Ma, help me. They trying to send me to jail. 27 00:01:16,689 --> 00:01:18,103 - Junebug! 28 00:01:18,206 --> 00:01:21,586 I have decided on a sentence of... 29 00:01:21,689 --> 00:01:23,067 10 inches. 30 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:24,241 - Oh, no! - Oh. 31 00:01:24,242 --> 00:01:25,412 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 32 00:01:25,413 --> 00:01:27,171 I had my freak Twitter account open. 33 00:01:27,172 --> 00:01:31,757 I mean a sentence of ten years. 34 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,067 - Yeah, that's right. Take that. Take that. 35 00:01:34,068 --> 00:01:35,481 - He needs that. - That makes sense. 36 00:01:35,482 --> 00:01:37,412 - I would take that. - Ten years? For one mistake? 37 00:01:37,413 --> 00:01:39,033 Ma, come on. Stop this. 38 00:01:39,034 --> 00:01:40,067 I can't handle ten years. 39 00:01:40,068 --> 00:01:41,792 - Listen here, little nigger. 40 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:45,619 If you can't do the time, then don't drive and drink wine. 41 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:48,205 [laughter] 42 00:01:48,206 --> 00:01:49,550 - I hate you, Ma. 43 00:01:49,551 --> 00:01:50,896 - What did you say? 44 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,861 together: He said he hate you, Ma! 45 00:01:53,862 --> 00:01:56,585 - You're a horrible mother. [audience booing] 46 00:01:56,586 --> 00:01:58,576 - I was just trying to teach you a lesson. 47 00:01:58,655 --> 00:02:00,378 - You a snitch-ass, Pat. 48 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:01,999 At least I was kind enough 49 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,274 to wait for white folks to call the cops on you. 50 00:02:05,275 --> 00:02:06,792 - Take him away, Mildred. 51 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:07,964 - Let him go! 52 00:02:07,965 --> 00:02:10,240 - You did this to yourself, bitch. 53 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:13,067 - And now I'm going to do it to you, you ugly bitch. 54 00:02:13,068 --> 00:02:14,930 - You give me back my gavel! 55 00:02:14,931 --> 00:02:15,964 Give me back- 56 00:02:15,965 --> 00:02:17,171 [audience shouting] 57 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:18,619 Now get out of my court. 58 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:20,448 Get off my court. 59 00:02:20,551 --> 00:02:22,620 Give me my gavel! 60 00:02:22,724 --> 00:02:24,516 Bailiff! 61 00:02:24,517 --> 00:02:25,550 - What the fuck? 62 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:27,655 [all shouting] 63 00:02:27,758 --> 00:02:29,275 - Bailiff! 64 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:30,688 Bailiff! 65 00:02:30,689 --> 00:02:33,137 Somebody get this big, black n- 66 00:02:33,241 --> 00:02:34,309 - Terry! 67 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:36,482 Terry, what the fuck you hit me for? 68 00:02:36,586 --> 00:02:39,792 - Why you hitting me? 69 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,481 What is it, baby? You OK? 70 00:02:41,482 --> 00:02:43,378 - Oh, my God, I just dreamed Miss Sofia 71 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:45,447 sentenced Junebug to 10 inches. 72 00:02:45,448 --> 00:02:46,619 - Say what? 73 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:47,654 - And Mildred was in there looking 74 00:02:47,655 --> 00:02:49,412 like Charlamagne Tha God. 75 00:02:49,413 --> 00:02:51,654 - God. 76 00:02:51,655 --> 00:02:53,826 Baby, baby, please calm down. 77 00:02:53,827 --> 00:02:56,447 You just fell asleep with that judge show on. 78 00:02:56,448 --> 00:02:58,498 Sweetie, go on back to sleep, all right? 79 00:02:58,586 --> 00:03:00,517 - [sighs] - It was only a dream. 80 00:03:00,518 --> 00:03:01,619 - OK. 81 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:02,689 - Jesus. 82 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:10,067 - Hey, Pat. 83 00:03:10,068 --> 00:03:11,240 - Kiss my ass! 84 00:03:11,241 --> 00:03:12,757 - You better not change that channel. 85 00:03:12,758 --> 00:03:13,861 No, I'm not your- 86 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:15,033 - Bye, bitch. 87 00:03:15,034 --> 00:03:16,084 - No! 88 00:03:16,645 --> 00:03:18,792 - Welcome back to the- 89 00:03:18,793 --> 00:03:20,413 ? "The Ms. Pat Show" ? 90 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:26,378 [cheers and applause] 91 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:28,205 - Hey, y'all. Where is Ma and Dad? 92 00:03:28,206 --> 00:03:30,136 We need to figure out this Junebug situation. 93 00:03:30,137 --> 00:03:31,723 - Yeah, I know. That's why we're here, too. 94 00:03:31,724 --> 00:03:32,826 Oh, Ash, did you meet my girlfriend? 95 00:03:32,827 --> 00:03:35,723 - Hi, I'm Sheila. - Oh, hi. 96 00:03:35,724 --> 00:03:37,758 I see the friend, but where the girl at? 97 00:03:38,053 --> 00:03:41,447 - That's what the fuck I been saying. 98 00:03:41,448 --> 00:03:42,412 - OK. 99 00:03:42,413 --> 00:03:43,723 - And she a cop. 100 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,205 - I still can't believe your parents 101 00:03:45,206 --> 00:03:46,309 put them in there like that. 102 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,550 I mean, drunk driving or not, 103 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:49,723 that is really no place to put a kid. 104 00:03:49,724 --> 00:03:51,240 - How do you think he's doing in there? 105 00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:53,378 - About as well as Trump's doing in office. 106 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:56,102 - Uh, excuse me, but I'm a Trumper. 107 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,136 Thank you very much. 108 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,619 [audience murmuring] 109 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:00,034 Oh, just fucking with y'all. 110 00:04:00,137 --> 00:04:01,344 [laughs] 111 00:04:01,345 --> 00:04:04,516 [laughing] You should have seen your faces! 112 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:05,826 [tepid chuckles] 113 00:04:05,827 --> 00:04:06,964 - Look, I'm taking bets to see how long 114 00:04:06,965 --> 00:04:08,102 it's going to be before Junebug 115 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:09,240 starts begging to come home. 116 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:10,447 My guess is by the end of the day. 117 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:12,447 - I'll say by the end of breakfast. 118 00:04:12,448 --> 00:04:13,861 That boy is softer than the poop 119 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,310 you take after eating curry. 120 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:21,102 - Answer the damn question. 121 00:04:21,103 --> 00:04:22,757 I'll come down there and put your nut sack 122 00:04:22,758 --> 00:04:25,516 in a damn ponytail. 123 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:27,619 Don't you put me on hold! 124 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:30,274 This fucker put me on hold. 125 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:32,413 - Who are you yelling at this early? 126 00:04:32,517 --> 00:04:34,757 - Home Depot. 127 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:36,343 - Oh, Pat. 128 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:40,378 Can you please ask them how to make a Swarovski crystal wall? 129 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:42,136 OK? Because I'm remodeling Janelle's room. 130 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:44,240 I can't wait for y'all to see the vision. 131 00:04:44,241 --> 00:04:45,585 - How about you go out and pay your bills 132 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:48,931 before you go balls to the Swarovski walls? 133 00:04:50,241 --> 00:04:51,931 - Um, hi again. 134 00:04:52,034 --> 00:04:54,550 Um, listen, I know plenty of contractors 135 00:04:54,551 --> 00:04:56,136 that could lighten the load for you. 136 00:04:56,137 --> 00:04:57,723 If you give me the OK, I got you. 137 00:04:57,724 --> 00:04:58,792 - Can somebody tell me why 138 00:04:58,793 --> 00:05:00,999 the cop who arrested Junebug is here, 139 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,516 and why the fuck she eating my food? 140 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:03,964 - Well, Mom, 141 00:05:03,965 --> 00:05:06,861 I would like for you to officially meet the luscious- 142 00:05:06,862 --> 00:05:07,999 - Ooh. - the loving- 143 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,205 - Ow. - the amazing- 144 00:05:09,206 --> 00:05:10,516 - Can you get to the part where you tell me 145 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:12,137 why the fuck she in my house? 146 00:05:12,138 --> 00:05:15,102 - This is the woman that I moved in with, 147 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:16,913 Detective Sheila Jackson, my girl. 148 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:21,343 - So you just out here eating AAR-pussy, Brandon? 149 00:05:21,344 --> 00:05:22,516 - Look, you need to chill out, Ma. 150 00:05:22,517 --> 00:05:23,689 That was uncalled for. 151 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,343 - You need to chill the fuck out, first of all. 152 00:05:25,344 --> 00:05:29,034 So madam, I see you like them young. 153 00:05:29,035 --> 00:05:31,274 She just like that chick off of the "Golden Girl." 154 00:05:31,275 --> 00:05:32,309 What's her name? 155 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,792 both: Blanche. 156 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:34,964 - So Blanche, ain't you a little seasoned 157 00:05:34,965 --> 00:05:36,412 to be dating a 30-year-old? 158 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,826 How old are you any damn way? 159 00:05:37,827 --> 00:05:40,826 - I'm as young as your son made me feel last night 160 00:05:40,827 --> 00:05:42,310 when he was backing the blue. 161 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:44,517 Hey! [laughs] 162 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:47,172 I'm going to put that right back in the holster. 163 00:05:48,413 --> 00:05:49,688 - So Brandon, 164 00:05:49,689 --> 00:05:51,136 you out here hunchin' cops for a place to stay? 165 00:05:51,137 --> 00:05:52,861 - I mean, you always did say fuck the police, so- 166 00:05:52,862 --> 00:05:55,137 - Man, I ain't say fuck that old bitch! 167 00:05:58,330 --> 00:06:00,343 - Wait a minute. 168 00:06:00,344 --> 00:06:01,516 Get your Wolverine nails out, of my- 169 00:06:01,517 --> 00:06:04,619 you grabbing my motherfucking fat! 170 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:06,067 - Pat, now, I know your temper's 171 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:07,619 all over the place because of Junebug, 172 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:10,585 but you just got back into Brandon's good graces. 173 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:12,585 Can you at least pretend to be supportive? 174 00:06:12,586 --> 00:06:16,205 - Do I look like a sports bra? 175 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:18,757 - I have not seen Brandon smile like this in a while. 176 00:06:18,758 --> 00:06:20,964 I mean, the heart wants what the heart wants. 177 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:24,585 - And her heart only want a hard-t dick. 178 00:06:24,586 --> 00:06:28,793 - Well, that seems like a solid reason to me. 179 00:06:28,794 --> 00:06:31,102 - And his heart only want a damn place to stay. 180 00:06:31,103 --> 00:06:32,343 Come on, Denise. 181 00:06:32,344 --> 00:06:33,516 Everybody know that Brandon ain't 182 00:06:33,517 --> 00:06:35,516 nothing but a hobo-sexual. 183 00:06:35,517 --> 00:06:37,240 - OK. 184 00:06:37,241 --> 00:06:39,412 He was really determined to prove to us 185 00:06:39,413 --> 00:06:40,895 that he didn't need us anymore. 186 00:06:40,896 --> 00:06:42,930 - Exactly. They ain't got shit in common. 187 00:06:42,931 --> 00:06:44,654 What she gonna do is she gonna get bored with him, 188 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:45,757 she going to dump his ass, 189 00:06:45,758 --> 00:06:47,508 and he gonna be back in my basement. 190 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:57,378 - OK, Brandon does not need another heartbreak. 191 00:06:57,379 --> 00:06:59,723 Why don't you just take a minute and get to know her? 192 00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:00,930 - Why don't you get to know her? 193 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:01,964 - What? No. 194 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:03,033 Why can't you do it? 195 00:07:03,034 --> 00:07:04,274 - I got a son in jail. 196 00:07:04,275 --> 00:07:06,136 I got a basement to finish. I got shit to do. 197 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:07,516 All you got to do is find out what 198 00:07:07,517 --> 00:07:08,792 this woman want with Brandon. 199 00:07:08,793 --> 00:07:13,033 - Mm-mm. I don't make friends with feds. 200 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:15,826 - Well, what if I buy your ass that crystal wall you want? 201 00:07:15,827 --> 00:07:18,137 - You want me to wear a wire? 202 00:07:19,896 --> 00:07:24,343 - If you don't put Janelle bra back up- 203 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,930 - Well, it came with the room. 204 00:07:26,931 --> 00:07:30,826 [phone rings] 205 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:33,000 - You have a collect call from- 206 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:35,206 - Mama, please! 207 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,516 both: It's Junebug. 208 00:07:36,517 --> 00:07:39,412 - To accept this call, press 1. 209 00:07:39,413 --> 00:07:41,172 - Denise won that bet. 210 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:43,378 - Ha. Pay up, bitches. 211 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,723 - Hey, y'all, shut the hell up. 212 00:07:44,724 --> 00:07:47,134 I want to see what this little convict got to say. 213 00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:50,412 - Ma, please drop the charges. 214 00:07:50,413 --> 00:07:52,205 It's a nightmare in here. 215 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:54,205 I watched a man doo-doo today, 216 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:56,689 and he- he watched me watch him. 217 00:07:59,482 --> 00:08:01,550 The whole time. 218 00:08:01,551 --> 00:08:04,724 And then worst part is... 219 00:08:04,827 --> 00:08:07,102 they took my phone, Ma. 220 00:08:07,103 --> 00:08:08,757 No TikTok, no nothing. 221 00:08:08,758 --> 00:08:11,550 I mean, at this point, I'll even take MySpace. 222 00:08:11,551 --> 00:08:13,000 Whatever that was. 223 00:08:17,034 --> 00:08:20,068 Yeah, I-I-I was done. 224 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:21,551 - Pat, if I may- 225 00:08:21,552 --> 00:08:22,688 - You may not. 226 00:08:22,689 --> 00:08:23,861 - OK. 227 00:08:23,862 --> 00:08:24,930 - No, no, no, no, no, baby. 228 00:08:24,931 --> 00:08:26,447 Say what you need to say. 229 00:08:26,448 --> 00:08:29,171 - It's just that, um, Indiana jails may seem a little soft, 230 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:32,931 Pat, but I know that they can be pretty rough. 231 00:08:32,932 --> 00:08:34,826 Don't you think he's learned his lesson by now? 232 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:36,067 - No, the fuck, I don't. 233 00:08:36,068 --> 00:08:37,412 Do you realize he could have killed somebody? 234 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:39,412 And he calling here, asking for his damn phone? 235 00:08:39,413 --> 00:08:40,861 Let me tell you something, madam. 236 00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:43,240 Just because you dry-humping my son 237 00:08:43,241 --> 00:08:44,826 don't mean you can tell me what to do 238 00:08:44,827 --> 00:08:46,240 with my other fucking son. 239 00:08:46,241 --> 00:08:47,550 - OK, look, now, you need to stop disrespecting my woman. 240 00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:48,930 - You need to sit your butt- - No, I do not. 241 00:08:48,931 --> 00:08:50,171 - Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! 242 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:51,412 - Ma, why don't you just sit down 243 00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:52,792 and relax for a little bit? 244 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,448 - I can't sit down and relax. 245 00:08:54,449 --> 00:08:56,723 If I do, this whole damn house will fall apart. 246 00:08:56,724 --> 00:08:58,171 - Well, that's not true, Pat-Pat. 247 00:08:58,172 --> 00:08:59,585 You just won't let us help you. 248 00:08:59,586 --> 00:09:00,723 [phone rings] 249 00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:01,792 - What? 250 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:03,000 - Oh, my God. 251 00:09:03,103 --> 00:09:04,999 How did Junebug end up in jail? 252 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,309 - Girl, you know we all knew Junebug was 253 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:07,274 going to go to jail one day. 254 00:09:07,275 --> 00:09:08,620 What do you want? 255 00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:11,034 - Well, I was wondering, could you 256 00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:14,619 possibly Cash App me some money so I can get some food? 257 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,274 - See, everybody want shit from me, 258 00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:17,930 and fuck them cross-eyed contractor, 259 00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:19,826 'cause I know how to do it by my damn self, 260 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:22,447 'cause I do everything by my damn self! 261 00:09:22,448 --> 00:09:24,274 [phone rings] 262 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:26,481 What the hell you want? 263 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:27,689 Oh, hey. 264 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:29,826 Yeah, I can do your podcast today. 265 00:09:29,827 --> 00:09:32,343 - No, no, you cannot. 266 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:34,136 - Girl, you lost your fucking mind? 267 00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:36,171 - I need you to focus on this Junebug situation. 268 00:09:36,172 --> 00:09:37,481 - Exactly, because you really know that you don't 269 00:09:37,482 --> 00:09:39,000 want to leave him in there. 270 00:09:39,001 --> 00:09:40,481 - Can I just tell y'all something? 271 00:09:40,482 --> 00:09:42,102 Junebug did that shit to hisself, 272 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,930 and he gotta learn a fucking lesson. 273 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,516 And let me tell all y'all something. 274 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:48,102 I've been a fucking mama since I was in the seventh grade, 275 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:50,103 so I know what the fuck I'm doing! 276 00:09:54,034 --> 00:09:56,984 - I wouldn't brag about the seventh grade no more, Pat-Pat. 277 00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:02,861 - Hey, Ashley. - Hey. 278 00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:04,240 - I didn't know you were going to be here. 279 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:05,481 - Yeah, just trying to figure out 280 00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:07,481 why y'all haven't bailed Junebug out of jail yet. 281 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,481 - Yeah, about that. 282 00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:12,481 Baby, I've been losing sleep about what we did to Junebug, 283 00:10:12,482 --> 00:10:14,205 and I- - Wait. 284 00:10:14,206 --> 00:10:15,585 - Baby, what's wrong? 285 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:17,516 - [sighs] 286 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,964 Look, Terry, just send Janelle some money. 287 00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:21,481 I gotta go paint the basement. 288 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,102 - Well, baby, why are you painting the basement? 289 00:10:23,103 --> 00:10:24,516 - 'Cause she don't want to think about Junebug. 290 00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:27,102 - Why don't you mind your damn business, little girl? 291 00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:28,447 - Don't act like you don't remember 292 00:10:28,448 --> 00:10:30,137 how hard jail was for you. 293 00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:33,688 And you can ignore me all you want, but you know I'm right. 294 00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:35,999 That woman loves to distract herself from an emotion. 295 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,930 - Yeah, well, you know how your mama is. 296 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,757 She got to stay busy or she going to go crazy. 297 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:42,274 [chuckles] Heck, when she was in labor with Junebug, 298 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,412 she saw a stroller on sale, left the hospital, 299 00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:46,826 and went to go forge some checks. 300 00:10:46,827 --> 00:10:49,447 - Well, it's one thing to be stuck in survival mode at 30. 301 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:50,964 But at 50? 302 00:10:50,965 --> 00:10:52,827 That's a poor man's mentality. 303 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:55,172 She treating herself like a machine. 304 00:10:55,173 --> 00:10:56,378 If she keeps going this hard, 305 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:57,826 she's literally going to self-destruct. 306 00:10:57,827 --> 00:11:01,205 - Hey hey, hey. I got my eye on her, baby. 307 00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:03,240 - Have you asked her if she's even taken the time 308 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:04,688 to process Lloyd's death? 309 00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:06,309 And now this Junebug mess? 310 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,792 - I'll handle the Junebug situation, Ashley. 311 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,654 But, you know, she can't help but to stay 312 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:11,826 busy when she's overwhelmed. 313 00:11:11,827 --> 00:11:14,413 You know, that ain't never going to change. 314 00:11:14,414 --> 00:11:16,481 - Well, if it doesn't change, how much longer 315 00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:18,772 you think you got on this Earth with her, Pop? 316 00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,862 Ten years? Five? 317 00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:24,550 Think about that. 318 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,310 And stop drinking Pepsi. They don't believe in DEI. 319 00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:35,620 - So what's y'all playing? Cops and cradle robbers? 320 00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:40,757 All that young energy probably wearing your ass out, huh? 321 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:43,516 - Wow. Um, I'd like to think that our relationship 322 00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:44,689 is deeper than that. 323 00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:47,378 - Well, shit. How deep do we go? 324 00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,758 - Seriously, Auntie? 325 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:50,550 - [chuckling] Oh, no, it's nothing like that. 326 00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:51,619 - Oh, don't test the pickle now. 327 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:52,654 It ain't nothing. 328 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,241 - OK. 329 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:57,378 No, we actually met through this grief counseling group 330 00:11:57,379 --> 00:12:00,206 that I started when my husband died. 331 00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:03,447 - Oh, well, damn. 332 00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,275 - Yeah, feel bad now, do you? 333 00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:09,447 - No, 'cause her pussy ain't dead. 334 00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:12,826 - I feel really lucky to have found this one when I did. 335 00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:14,481 - Nah, I'm the lucky one. 336 00:12:14,482 --> 00:12:16,447 She's so fine, when I want to touch her with my left hand, 337 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:17,827 my right hand want to fight. 338 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:21,103 Whoa, back up, little nigga. - [laughs] You're too much. 339 00:12:21,104 --> 00:12:23,447 Anyway, the group was filled with a bunch of widows 340 00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:27,309 like myself, and we welcomed Brandon with open arms and- 341 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,585 - Open legs? 342 00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:31,826 - No, I was actually going to say, 343 00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:35,793 and he opened up to us about the death of his father. 344 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:38,586 - Oh, well, I'm just going to stop guessing then. 345 00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:39,827 OK? 346 00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:42,619 Brandon, get on up and give us some time alone. 347 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,274 - Why? So you can grill my girlfriend? 348 00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:46,585 - No, so I could- 349 00:12:46,586 --> 00:12:47,895 so I could do her hair. 350 00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:48,895 - What? 351 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:51,274 Oh, no, I just had my hair did. 352 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:52,482 - Oh, OK, girl. 353 00:12:52,483 --> 00:12:54,378 Well, you know you could use a little refresh. 354 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:55,861 [laughs] Yeah. 355 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,757 - No, actually- - I insist. [laughs] 356 00:12:57,758 --> 00:12:58,964 - All right, look. 357 00:12:58,965 --> 00:13:00,102 Just don't give her no cheetah print wig. 358 00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:01,551 - Cheetah print? - So what? 359 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:05,068 The cougar don't fuck with cheetahs? 360 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,862 Come on, now. 361 00:13:07,863 --> 00:13:09,619 I told you I'ma take good care of her. 362 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:10,619 Go on. 363 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,205 Yeah. 364 00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:14,256 - So it looked nice, but, like, what you- 365 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,205 what are you trying to do with this? 366 00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:18,136 - Well, I mean, I'm just going to spend 367 00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,457 a little girl time with you. 368 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:20,757 - Oh, OK. - Yeah. 369 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:21,826 - OK. - OK? 370 00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:23,378 I'm going to touch your scalp, now, OK? 371 00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:24,826 Because I've been told 372 00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:28,550 that I can see a bitch's entire life from touching one nap. 373 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,689 It's called nap-stronomy. 374 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,378 - Now you know what? 375 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,205 I'm not really sure if this is a good- 376 00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:36,172 whoa, whoa, hold on now. 377 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:37,905 Hold the fuck on. - Uh-uh, uh-huh. 378 00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,071 See that there? Uh-huh. 379 00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:40,516 - Yeah. - Oh, my goodness! 380 00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:42,378 - What? - Are you from Indiana? 381 00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:43,826 - Yeah, born and raised. 382 00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:45,172 - Uh-huh. 383 00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:46,792 And you went to Hansberry? 384 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,619 Yep, that's where my niece is at. 385 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,999 - Wow, you are really good at this. 386 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,378 - Yeah, I tried to tell you. 387 00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:52,964 Oh, oh, shit. Freaknik. 388 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,309 Freaknik. '94. 389 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,482 - And '95. 390 00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:57,619 - Oh, 'cause- 391 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,378 both: We don't talk about '96. 392 00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:00,861 - I know that's right. 393 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:02,826 - Oh, oh, 394 00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,412 - Oh, oh what? - Oh, my goodness. 395 00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:06,068 - What is it? What is it? 396 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:08,205 - Two STDs? 397 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,379 - Hey! 398 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:12,931 It was some shit you could cure. 399 00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,895 - OK. 400 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:16,895 - We gonna need to move on, 401 00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,205 'cause that's enough right there. 402 00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:19,792 Wait. 403 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:23,068 - Are you sure you don't want to talk about these abortions? 404 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:26,068 - Well, you can't keep them all. 405 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,412 [phone rings] 406 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,758 - Ashley, give me my damn phone. 407 00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:36,757 - Nope. I am your secretary today. 408 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:38,895 Those people who want you to do their podcast keep calling, 409 00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:40,275 and I keep telling them no. 410 00:14:40,276 --> 00:14:42,619 - You can't answer my phone. That's against the damn law. 411 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,724 - What law? 412 00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:45,067 - Now give me my fucking phone! 413 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:46,378 Now give me my goddamn phone! - No, mm-mm. 414 00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:47,654 - Give me my phone back! Give me my- 415 00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:48,931 - Back up. Back it up. 416 00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:51,586 Who ordered Chick-fil-A? 417 00:14:51,587 --> 00:14:53,033 - Give me my goddamn phone back. 418 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:54,895 You know I can't be running. 419 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:56,276 Bitch, I got on a panty liner. 420 00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:58,551 Give me my goddamn- 421 00:14:58,655 --> 00:14:59,705 give me my phone! 422 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,619 - Ma, stop playing. - Ow. 423 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:03,619 - You ain't got to do all that. 424 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:04,654 Here go your little phone. 425 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,757 - Oh, my stomach hurt. 426 00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,447 - Wait, for real? 427 00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:09,826 Should I call 911? 428 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,137 - No, I'm OK. 429 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,620 - Pat, you all right? 430 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:13,793 What's going on? 431 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:15,309 - This keeps happening. 432 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,481 You need to go back to the hospital 433 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,000 and get yourself looked at. 434 00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:20,309 - I know my stomach. I got gas now. 435 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,895 Just back up, 'cause when I let it go, 436 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:24,310 it going to blow y'all fucking wigs off. 437 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,619 - Nah, she going to the hospital. 438 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,033 - Mm-hmm. [line trilling] 439 00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,964 - But since you insist, I'm going to tell you now. 440 00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:31,447 When the ambulance get here, make 441 00:15:31,448 --> 00:15:32,792 sure it's two other niggas in there 442 00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,423 so I can split the bill with them. 443 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,309 - Well, this is all y'all's fault. 444 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:40,240 The last time we was here, you said it was exhaustion. 445 00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:42,792 Who knew a nigga needing a nap would put you in the hospital? 446 00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,481 So she takes a nap for exhaustion, 447 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:47,343 and now the bitch's check engine light is on. 448 00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:48,654 Terry, come on. 449 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,309 You got to do something about them 450 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,895 not letting us see her yet. 451 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:52,964 - All right, Denise. 452 00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:54,861 [phone rings] 453 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,895 Oh, hold on now. Everybody, just calm down. 454 00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:58,310 It's Janelle. 455 00:15:58,311 --> 00:16:00,412 I don't want her getting scared while she's up at school, OK? 456 00:16:00,413 --> 00:16:01,895 How you doing, baby? 457 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,895 - Oh, my God, Dad, please tell me Mom's OK. 458 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,343 - We're waiting to hear from the doctor now. 459 00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:07,344 We should have taken this more serious. 460 00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:08,895 Ashley was right. 461 00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:10,067 - Ooh, do not let her hear you say that. 462 00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:11,241 - [scoffs] - Say what? 463 00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:12,895 - Nothing. Hold on, Janelle. 464 00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:14,481 Everybody, keep an eye out for the doctor, 465 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:16,067 and don't panic, OK? 466 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:18,598 They going to tell me what's up with Pat in a minute. 467 00:16:18,599 --> 00:16:20,792 - I can't believe we're back at this hospital. 468 00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,723 - We wouldn't even be here if all 469 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,619 these male doctors actually listened 470 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,895 to their female patients. 471 00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:27,895 - OK, or if these white doctors 472 00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,895 actually listened to their Black patients. 473 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:31,723 But y'all ain't ready for that conversation. 474 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,413 - Ashley, did you hear me start the fucking conversation? 475 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,724 - Carson? - Oh, God. 476 00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,068 Thank you. 477 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:42,241 Finally, a Black doctor and a woman. 478 00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:43,654 - We're going to have to take Patricia 479 00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:45,550 into an emergency surgery. 480 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:48,033 - Oh, God! Emergency surgery. 481 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:51,585 Oh, God, I can't take my sister in emergency surgery. 482 00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,378 OK, thank you, baby. - I got you. 483 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,895 - Thank you. 484 00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,516 - Somebody's got to be the rock in this family. 485 00:16:56,517 --> 00:17:00,033 - We found some gallstones that need to be removed immediately. 486 00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:02,723 - Gall-you trying to say my mama got cancer? 487 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:03,930 Oh, God. 488 00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:07,240 [Brandon whimpering] 489 00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:09,793 [Brandon thuds] 490 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,861 - Babe, you going to have to warn a bitch before you faint. 491 00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:14,136 - Why is the detective here? 492 00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:15,619 - She's Brandon's new girlfriend. 493 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:16,619 - His what? 494 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,274 - Just- - Mm, never mind. 495 00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:19,757 One crisis at a time. - Mm-hmm. 496 00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:22,171 - Listen, Doc, my wife was just here in the hospital. 497 00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:24,654 How and why was this not detected the last time? 498 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:26,274 - I can assure you that Patricia 499 00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:28,067 is in the best possible care. 500 00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:30,792 You should be able to see her in just a few hours. 501 00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,550 - Yeah, see, but you ain't answered 502 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,965 my question, though, Doc. 503 00:17:33,966 --> 00:17:35,723 - These things are often misdiagnosed. 504 00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,309 - Uh-uh. 505 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:38,619 I just think you don't want to talk shit 506 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,999 about your sexist male colleagues 507 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,412 who don't give a damn about women unless they fucking them. 508 00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,447 - But y'all ain't ready for that conversation. 509 00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,205 - Oh, my God, Ashley, we are in the middle 510 00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:49,000 of the fucking conversation. 511 00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:54,310 [machine beeping] 512 00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:55,792 - Where the fuck am I? 513 00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:58,137 - You're on an operating table. 514 00:17:58,138 --> 00:17:59,688 - What are you doing here, little me? 515 00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:03,654 - I'm here cause you're high as hell and you're seeing shit. 516 00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:05,343 Now, what are you doing here? 517 00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:07,827 You know we hate the hospitals. 518 00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:09,102 Ever since we had Ashley- 519 00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:12,344 [gentle piano music] 520 00:18:12,345 --> 00:18:13,964 [record needle scratches] - Nope, cut. 521 00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,171 I don't have the time or the budget 522 00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:17,447 for no deep flashback shit this season! 523 00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:18,861 - Fine. 524 00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:22,309 Answer me three questions, and I'll go away. 525 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,447 - Are you young me or a damn genie? 526 00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:26,792 - Question one. 527 00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:28,619 Why ain't you taking care of yourself? 528 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,689 - Fuck you, little me. I do take care of us. 529 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:33,447 - Um, surgery says- 530 00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:35,654 [imitates buzzer] 531 00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:37,448 You don't. 532 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,378 - I-I-I'm too busy taking care of everybody else. 533 00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:43,619 I got shit to handle. 534 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,688 - Like how you "handling" Junebug? 535 00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:48,171 Question two. 536 00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:50,517 Why you do your son so dirty? 537 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,655 - I was trying to teach him a damn lesson. 538 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,826 - So he got to be in jail for that? 539 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,895 We promised our kids will never see 540 00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:58,826 the inside of a cell like us. 541 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,205 - He could have killed hisself! 542 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,861 - You just stuffing him in a box 543 00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:03,412 so you don't have to deal with him, 544 00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:05,102 just like you're doing with your emotions, 545 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:08,067 pretending you don't feel nothing about Lloyd dying. 546 00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,447 - It's complicated! 547 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,896 - Complicated, or are you constipated? 548 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,412 'Cause you're holding it all in your body. 549 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:17,412 - I get to the shit when I'm ready. 550 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:22,274 - Well, the shit's already getting to you. 551 00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:25,102 Still caring for Lloyd is confusing, huh? 552 00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:27,481 - Ghost, why don't you worry about your damn self? 553 00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:30,792 - I am your damn self, bitch. 554 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:33,757 - Would you heffas shut the hell up so I can work? 555 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,274 - Mama, where the fuck you come from? 556 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,067 - Who the shit is you cussing at, Gall Stone Creamery? 557 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,171 - The devil can't even hold your ugly ass down. 558 00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:41,275 - Listen here. 559 00:19:41,276 --> 00:19:42,619 I'm trying to keep these doctors' hands steady 560 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,448 so you can stay on Earth. 561 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,896 Unless you ready to die, Biggie Drawers. 562 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,861 [laughs] 563 00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:51,378 - [shouts] Get these sons of a bitches off me. 564 00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:52,861 [laughter] 565 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,586 Ah! Help me! 566 00:19:55,587 --> 00:19:56,688 Get in here! 567 00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:58,240 - Mom, Mom, you all right? 568 00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:00,757 - Where am I? What happened? 569 00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:02,309 - You had your gallbladder removed. 570 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:04,309 Everything went well. 571 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,516 - It's too quiet in here. 572 00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,413 Where the hell is Denise loud ass? 573 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,171 - She never liked peace and quiet. 574 00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:11,274 You think you do until you get it. 575 00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:12,826 - They ain't never understand that the quiet 576 00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:14,412 ain't so peaceful for us. 577 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,481 - If it gets too quiet, all that pain you avoid every day 578 00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:18,067 comes crashing in, doesn't it? 579 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:20,241 - Damn, she really knows, huh? 580 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,585 - She just over-educated. 581 00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:23,723 - Who are you talking to? 582 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:25,413 - Nobody. Is everybody here? 583 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,067 - Everybody but Junebug. 584 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:28,378 - Did he call again? 585 00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:29,861 - Yeah, begging and screaming to come home. 586 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,205 You know the only reason why he was drinking 587 00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:33,016 is because me and Janelle moved out. 588 00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:35,067 - He said that? 589 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,758 - Yeah, he was crying, too. 590 00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:38,999 - My poor baby. 591 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,240 - I think you should bail him out. 592 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,448 - Look, I'm going to go get Dad, OK? 593 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:46,792 - We can deal with this another way. 594 00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:48,783 Don't give Junebug the same past we had. 595 00:20:50,586 --> 00:20:52,171 - Hey, Sleeping Beauty. 596 00:20:52,172 --> 00:20:54,102 - Terry, we got to get Junebug out the slammer. 597 00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:55,861 - Hold up. Where did that come from? 598 00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:57,136 'Cause we've been saying that. 599 00:20:57,137 --> 00:20:58,792 - Been on y'all side, 600 00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:01,862 and I regretted it as soon as I woke up this morning. 601 00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:04,067 - He just pissed us off so damn bad. 602 00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:05,688 - Hey, hey, hey, baby, 603 00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:07,343 don't you worry about that, all right? 604 00:21:07,344 --> 00:21:09,378 I'm going to go and take care of it, all right? 605 00:21:09,379 --> 00:21:10,550 Mm-hmm. [smooches] 606 00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:12,171 Go and get some rest. 607 00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:13,413 - Mm-hmm. 608 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,274 - Brandon. 609 00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:21,274 - Yeah. 610 00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:22,309 - Bring me back some Chick-fil-A. 611 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:24,172 This hospital food taste like ass. 612 00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:29,826 - Ooh, thank you for letting me finish your hair. 613 00:21:29,827 --> 00:21:31,343 It calms my nerves. 614 00:21:31,344 --> 00:21:33,757 Otherwise, I'd be fighting all these doctors in this hospital. 615 00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:35,378 - [chuckles] It's all good. 616 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,724 I'm just glad I could be of help someway. 617 00:21:37,827 --> 00:21:43,516 - Hey, girl, you ain't never seen a beauty shop in the ER? 618 00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:48,757 If lives can be saved, edges can be laid. 619 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:50,033 So Sheila. 620 00:21:50,034 --> 00:21:51,274 - Yes. 621 00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:52,585 - Tell me how you became an opp- 622 00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:53,688 I mean, a cop. 623 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,309 - Oh, it's really a no-brainer. 624 00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:58,205 I grew up in Gary, 625 00:21:58,206 --> 00:22:01,447 where you either had to get out or become tough enough to stay. 626 00:22:01,448 --> 00:22:03,343 - Oh, that sounds like living with Pat-Pat. 627 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,585 - [laughs] No comment. 628 00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:07,275 Anyway, I became a cop because 629 00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:09,205 I got tired of complaining about cops. 630 00:22:09,206 --> 00:22:10,412 I didn't trust them. 631 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,930 So I decided to become one I could trust. 632 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:16,343 And yeah, it could be rough as shit out there, 633 00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:19,067 which is why I love coming home to someone 634 00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:22,412 as fun and as loving as Brandon. 635 00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:25,688 He just- he just makes things brighter. 636 00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:28,067 - Really? 637 00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:31,688 - Yes. I love your nephew, Denise. 638 00:22:31,689 --> 00:22:33,343 And I'm not running game on him, 639 00:22:33,344 --> 00:22:34,792 he's not running game on me, 640 00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:37,447 which is what you really wanted to know, right? 641 00:22:37,448 --> 00:22:38,516 - Who, me? 642 00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:43,412 - Yes, you, Inspector Ratchet. 643 00:22:43,413 --> 00:22:47,068 - All right, I was snooping on you for Pat-Pat. 644 00:22:47,172 --> 00:22:49,931 But you ain't gotta worry, 'cause you cool as hell. 645 00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:51,999 There's nothing bad to report. - Aw. 646 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,585 I appreciate you. And you know what? 647 00:22:53,586 --> 00:22:56,171 It was really fun getting to know you, too, today. 648 00:22:56,172 --> 00:22:57,895 In spite of your intentions. 649 00:22:57,896 --> 00:23:00,448 [both chuckle] - It was. 650 00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:02,067 You know what? 651 00:23:02,068 --> 00:23:04,309 I just want to say, well, I mean, 652 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:08,137 it seems like you and Brandon have what me and Kareem have. 653 00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:11,930 And if you two are as happy as us two, then shit. 654 00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:14,517 God bless. Ain't nothing wrong with that. 655 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:17,137 [laughs] I do want to ask you a question, though. 656 00:23:17,138 --> 00:23:18,240 - Shoot. 657 00:23:18,241 --> 00:23:19,861 - OK. 658 00:23:19,862 --> 00:23:22,862 Well, your scalp had told me that you eat pussy on the side. 659 00:23:32,468 --> 00:23:36,516 Thank you for pulling through, Pat-Pat. 660 00:23:36,517 --> 00:23:38,343 I know how you hate hospitals, 661 00:23:38,344 --> 00:23:40,274 but you did the right thing coming in. 662 00:23:40,275 --> 00:23:41,688 - I know. 663 00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:44,516 Can you believe the gall of these fucking stones? 664 00:23:44,517 --> 00:23:46,171 What dirt did you manage to get on Sheila? 665 00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:47,516 - No dirt. 666 00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:50,171 And I looked, Pat, but she is the shit. 667 00:23:50,172 --> 00:23:52,034 She is funny, she's chill. 668 00:23:52,137 --> 00:23:54,309 I like her, Pat. I'm sorry. 669 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:55,688 - Damn. 670 00:23:55,689 --> 00:23:57,688 - And believe it or not, I think she's good for Brandon. 671 00:23:57,689 --> 00:24:00,412 I mean, when she talks about him, Pat, 672 00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:02,378 it's not lust that I see. 673 00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:03,448 It's love. 674 00:24:03,449 --> 00:24:05,240 - Well, I guess that's what matter. 675 00:24:05,241 --> 00:24:07,516 Even though she was alive for slavery. 676 00:24:07,517 --> 00:24:10,826 - Hey, we are literally the same damn age. 677 00:24:10,827 --> 00:24:12,723 [chuckling] What is your issue with her? 678 00:24:12,724 --> 00:24:15,136 - I just don't like her taking my son from me. 679 00:24:15,137 --> 00:24:17,205 You know, I'm going to miss having Brandon in the basement 680 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,516 to cuss out. 681 00:24:18,517 --> 00:24:21,550 - Well, you still got Junebug, 682 00:24:21,551 --> 00:24:23,171 and I'm sure he'll give you 683 00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:25,274 plenty of fun reasons to cuss him out. 684 00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:26,895 [door opens] 685 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:29,516 - Hey, Ma, you OK? 686 00:24:29,517 --> 00:24:31,481 - Well, if it ain't Mr. DUI himself? 687 00:24:31,482 --> 00:24:33,379 Dumb, unemployed, and ignorant. 688 00:24:34,337 --> 00:24:37,964 - I'm sorry for stressing you out, Ma. 689 00:24:37,965 --> 00:24:39,413 - Wait a minute, now. 690 00:24:39,517 --> 00:24:43,275 Is that a teardrop tattoo on your face? 691 00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:46,240 - Yeah, they gave it to me because I wouldn't stop crying. 692 00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:47,550 - [laughs] 693 00:24:47,551 --> 00:24:49,723 [scattered chuckling] 694 00:24:49,724 --> 00:24:51,067 - That's not funny. 695 00:24:51,068 --> 00:24:52,999 They putting me on house arrest. 696 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,412 Gotta live with this mess for the rest of my life. 697 00:24:55,413 --> 00:24:57,274 - Wait, what? Dad, come on. 698 00:24:57,275 --> 00:24:59,240 - What? It wasn't me. I bailed him out. 699 00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:01,689 But drunk driving is a serious crime. 700 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:04,654 They're going to install an ankle bracelet in a few days. 701 00:25:04,655 --> 00:25:06,827 He's going to be housebound for a while. 702 00:25:06,931 --> 00:25:08,309 - No, Bug, I got you. 703 00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:10,136 I'll show you how to take the ankle bracelet off, 704 00:25:10,137 --> 00:25:12,102 because see, Denise Grease is multi-purpose. 705 00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:15,000 So you just put it- - Denise, shut the fuck up. 706 00:25:15,103 --> 00:25:17,137 - I was just kidding. 707 00:25:17,138 --> 00:25:18,274 [mouths words] 708 00:25:18,275 --> 00:25:20,654 - Can I talk to you guys in private? 709 00:25:20,655 --> 00:25:22,895 - Can y'all give us the room, please? 710 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:25,620 - OK, we're just going to listen through the door. 711 00:25:27,379 --> 00:25:28,448 [door closes] 712 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,792 - Ma, I'm sorry for everything. 713 00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:33,447 I hate seeing you like this, 714 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:36,619 but I take full accountability for my actions 715 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:39,102 and the way they may have affected others. 716 00:25:39,103 --> 00:25:42,481 - Where the hell you learn them words from? 717 00:25:42,482 --> 00:25:46,964 - Dad made me rehearse it in the car. 718 00:25:46,965 --> 00:25:49,309 But seriously. 719 00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:51,792 I really am sorry. 720 00:25:51,793 --> 00:25:53,999 - I appreciate your apology, baby. 721 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,861 I'm sorry, too. 722 00:25:55,862 --> 00:25:58,000 We could have handled that differently. 723 00:26:01,137 --> 00:26:02,277 - Damn, are y'all done? 724 00:26:02,344 --> 00:26:04,634 And Pat, next time, flush the fucking toilet. 725 00:26:04,635 --> 00:26:09,171 - Well, I'm glad that y'all both learned your lesson 726 00:26:09,172 --> 00:26:11,378 the easy way today so you won't have to learn 727 00:26:11,379 --> 00:26:12,724 the hard way tomorrow. 728 00:26:12,827 --> 00:26:15,551 - See, he ready to have the conversation. 729 00:26:15,855 --> 00:26:19,516 - Look, y'all, I'm going to slow down 730 00:26:19,517 --> 00:26:21,723 and I'm going to put my health first. 731 00:26:21,724 --> 00:26:23,171 - Good, 'cause you ain't got to take 732 00:26:23,172 --> 00:26:24,309 the world on by yourself, Pat. 733 00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:26,205 Yeah? 734 00:26:26,206 --> 00:26:28,240 And Junebug, you going to be paying for all the damages 735 00:26:28,241 --> 00:26:29,861 to your mama's car, too. 736 00:26:29,862 --> 00:26:31,068 - What? - Yes, sir. 737 00:26:31,069 --> 00:26:32,205 - No, Dad. - Mm-hmm. 738 00:26:32,206 --> 00:26:33,688 - I thought insurance covered that. 739 00:26:33,689 --> 00:26:34,964 - Maybe, maybe not. 740 00:26:34,965 --> 00:26:37,033 But you know your new nickname is Nationwide, 741 00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:38,895 because every damn dime you gonna get 742 00:26:38,896 --> 00:26:41,206 is going to be by my side. 743 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:42,517 [all chuckle] 744 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:44,412 - Man, y'all are mean. 745 00:26:44,413 --> 00:26:46,412 But, hey, at least Sheila was nice to me. 746 00:26:46,413 --> 00:26:47,895 Girlfriend's pretty cool, Brandon. 747 00:26:47,896 --> 00:26:49,723 - That's what I've been trying to tell everybody. 748 00:26:49,724 --> 00:26:51,447 Matter of fact, is she still here? 749 00:26:51,448 --> 00:26:52,481 Did she leave? 750 00:26:52,482 --> 00:26:54,550 - Oh, damn. My bad, B. 751 00:26:54,551 --> 00:26:57,033 She was waiting on you to make her big entrance. 752 00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:58,343 She got her hair did today. 753 00:26:58,344 --> 00:26:59,378 - Oh, no. 754 00:26:59,379 --> 00:27:01,412 - Oh, Sheila? 755 00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:02,482 - [sighs] 756 00:27:05,344 --> 00:27:07,931 - I was speechless, too. 757 00:27:08,034 --> 00:27:11,274 Uh, Brandon, you like it, baby? 758 00:27:11,275 --> 00:27:13,033 - It's a whole new woman, ain't it, B? 759 00:27:13,034 --> 00:27:14,033 - [chuckles weakly] 760 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:17,379 - ? Oh, oh, Sheila ? 761 00:27:19,068 --> 00:27:22,620 - Oh, she looking like a stripper named Candy Corn. 762 00:27:24,103 --> 00:27:25,447 - Damn it. 763 00:27:25,448 --> 00:27:28,136 That's the candy that nobody fucking likes. 764 00:27:28,137 --> 00:27:30,102 - No, no, no, baby, I love candy corn. 765 00:27:30,103 --> 00:27:31,826 I love it. Come here. Come here, baby. 766 00:27:31,827 --> 00:27:34,619 Let me lick your candy corn. Come here. 767 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,136 [indistinct chatter on TV] 768 00:27:36,137 --> 00:27:40,068 - Real people, real cases, real extra. 769 00:27:43,137 --> 00:27:46,136 - You did the right thing with Junebug. 770 00:27:46,137 --> 00:27:47,792 - How the fuck did you get in my house? 771 00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:50,620 - Damn! Can't I give a compliment? 772 00:27:50,724 --> 00:27:52,103 - I'm trying to sleep. 773 00:27:52,206 --> 00:27:54,448 - Child, you don't sleep, Ms. Pat. 774 00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,136 Too much to stress about. 775 00:27:56,137 --> 00:27:59,447 I mean, sure, Junebug is doing good now, 776 00:27:59,448 --> 00:28:00,999 but what if he is a repeat offender? 777 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,136 - Oh, Lord, do I have to- 778 00:28:02,137 --> 00:28:03,999 - And what if Sheila dumps Brandon 779 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,412 and he crashes out again? 780 00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:06,447 - I don't wanna hear this shit. 781 00:28:06,448 --> 00:28:08,309 - I mean, aren't you worried 782 00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:12,861 about Janelle at that college all alone for the first time? 783 00:28:12,862 --> 00:28:14,171 - Just try to get quiet. 784 00:28:14,172 --> 00:28:15,999 - And what about Denise and Kareem? 785 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,550 I mean, how could you sleep 786 00:28:17,551 --> 00:28:20,448 with all these niggas running around in your head? 787 00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:24,343 - [exhales deeply] 788 00:28:24,344 --> 00:28:27,033 [insects chirping] 789 00:28:27,034 --> 00:28:29,000 Quiet ain't that bad. 790 00:28:40,413 --> 00:28:41,826 - ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 791 00:28:41,827 --> 00:28:43,964 ? And she don't take no stuff ? 792 00:28:43,965 --> 00:28:45,792 ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 793 00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:48,343 ? And you can't get enough ? 794 00:28:48,344 --> 00:28:50,343 ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 795 00:28:50,344 --> 00:28:52,516 ? With a husband and kids ? 796 00:28:52,517 --> 00:28:55,344 ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 797 00:28:55,448 --> 00:29:01,517 ? And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ? 798 00:29:01,567 --> 00:29:06,117 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57386

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