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Georgia, how about you get off
your phone and help clean up?
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Probably too busy
flipping NFTs on a Blockchain.
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I know things.
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No, I was reading
this five-star review
of Mom's coffee shop.
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-But I'll stop.
-Bup, bup, bup. Go on.
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"The best coffee ever.
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Love seeing a girlboss
in the neighborhood."
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Ooh, "girlboss"!
Haven't heard that
about me before.
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I've heard, "Do you know
this girl, boss?"
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After I was caught
shoplifting ham.
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A whole ham?
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We don't have to talk
about the ham.
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I was just trying to make
Christmas special for you guys.
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Mom, you're killing it.
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You have a 4.9 rating.
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That's almost as high
as my GPA.
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Why isn't it five?
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Mrs. Palmer doesn't like
that I pointed out
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that she went to Arizona State.
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Oh, you?
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Just one bad review.
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What?
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I don't give bad reviews.
I say stuff in person.
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For instance, as a daughter,
you're kind of annoying.
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But overall, I would recommend.
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Aw.
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So, uh, what does it say?
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Who cares?
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It's just some loser at home
behind a screen with no friends.
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Sometimes he makes it too easy.
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Carter, what are
you doing tonight?
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Six-seven.
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I guess it's my fault
'cause I asked, huh?
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Georgia, we should get going.
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You sure you don't want
to go to the movies, Dad?
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If I wanted sticky floors
and garbage everywhere,
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I'd just go to Carter's room.
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Come on. You haven't
gone out since Eve left.
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Hang out with a friend.
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I recently read a study
about male friendship.
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-You read a study?
-Okay. I saw a meme.
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Hey, Pops.
I'm going to play mini-golf
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with the Bro DiMaggios.
You want in?
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Heh-heh. Six-seven.
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This jerk, AJ89,
gave Klatch one star.
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Even the DMV's
got one and a half.
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So, what did this AJ89 say?
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"Not sure what's worse,
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the coffee or the fake smile
plastered on the owner's face."
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But-- uh!
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My smile's not fake.
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It's forced, but it means
it when it gets there.
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Oh. Hi, welcome to Klatch Cafe.
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Hi. I'll take a triple espresso.
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Or, as I call it,
a panic attack in a cup.
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Okay.
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Well, today we're doing
a fun promotion
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where you write your
Yelp username on a napkin,
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and in exchange
you get... the napkin.
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Never seen you here before.
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Yeah, I just
moved back recently.
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Nice to see
all the new businesses,
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especially the ones
that sell drugs.
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Haven't done that
since high school.
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Or as we called it,
Valley Village Extremely High.
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Valley Village. Go big V.
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Ah! Go big V!
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Suck it, Burbank High
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and your low
teen-pregnancy rate.
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-I'm Pete Holterman.
-Riley Parker.
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Parker? Hm.
Shot in the dark.
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Any relation to Matt Parker?
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Of Parker Customs
and Restorations?
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Oh, God.
Are you serving me papers?
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Also, he was probably allowed
to say it when he said it.
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Hey, Dad.
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-Not now, please.
-Look who I found.
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Mad Dog Matt Parker.
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Pistol Pete Holterman,
buddy!
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-How are you? Man.
-Ah.
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The first freshman ever got
on the varsity team
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and celebrated by flushing
his own head in the toilet.
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- I did.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I haven't seen this guy
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since he won
Most Improved Player
at the fall banquet.
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I believe you gave credit
to Coach Jenkins,
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your teammates,
and Ronald Reagan.
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Yeah, I thought my life
had peaked then,
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but turns out
America had peaked then.
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-Ah.
-You met
my daughter, Riley,
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who works right outside
the door here
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and lives inches from me
with no rent.
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Of course.
Fellow Valley Village grad.
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That's right, that's right.
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Well, technically, I graduated
from NeverTooLateGED.com.
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I'll let you two catch up.
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Okay, good. Uh--
Sit down, sit down. Sit.
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Oh, well,
maybe just for a sec.
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-Oh, it sure is good to see you.
-Good to see you, too.
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So, what have you been up to
since we both had mullets?
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Whose idea was it
to put bangs on our neck?
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Well, wow. Um, well,
I took this, uh, machine shop
over from my dad.
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Turned it into
a custom car shop.
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Sadly, a recent widower.
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-Oh. I'm sorry.
-Yeah. My best work
is out there.
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-Yeah. Riley seems awesome.
-No. The cars.
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I was talking about the cars.
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Listen, last I heard, uh,
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you'd moved back east
to go to college, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, I was
in sales for a while.
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-Then I moved to France.
-Ooh.
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Got really into art, smoking,
and being rude to tourists.
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Wow, this was going so well,
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then you mentioned
the F word.
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You got a family?
You got kids or anything?
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No kids, but I married...
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my husband, Damien,
about 15 years ago.
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Wow.
So the old balls and chain.
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That, I was not expecting.
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Honestly,
I really appreciate
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that you didn't make
a big deal out of it.
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Well, why would I?
That's who you are, right?
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It's not like I didn't know
in high school.
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Everybody knew, man.
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You dressed like
Boy George a lot.
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-Well-- Yeah.
-Halloween.
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Thanksgiving.
Choir practice.
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Okay.
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Look, I think
part of the reason
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that I was keeping
such a low profile
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is I didn't know how the guys
on the team would react.
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Understandable, wasn't
the most empathetic of times.
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If the coach had seen you
fall down from dehydration,
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he would have said,
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"What, do you want to sit
under a parasol?"
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Yeah. And if we needed water,
he'd say, "What are you, gay?"
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Maybe that's what turned me.
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Hey, this has been nice.
I'm sorry to cut it short.
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I got to get going, though.
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Oh, it is so good
to see you. It really is.
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Listen, why don't we
get a drink sometime?
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Oh, thanks, Matt,
but I quit drinking.
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That's another story.
Also involves a parasol.
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Doesn't matter. Thanks.
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-You bet.
-Ah, heck.
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You know what?
My husband owns an art gallery.
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He's got an opening tomorrow.
Why don't you bring Riley?
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Perfect. That'd be great.
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Is it real art or just people
taping bananas to a wall?
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No, that's a different party.
You're not invited to that.
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What's with the music?
Is this Klatch after dark?
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I'm amping up the vibes,
and there's a lot more to come.
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I'm looking into mimes.
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Well, I think
the music slaps, Mom.
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And the smoke machine
is a nice touch.
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What? I don't have
a smoke machine.
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Or fire insurance!
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She's never gonna let
those bad reviews go.
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You know what we could do?
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Drive to Tijuana
and get veneers?
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What? I thought there
were no bad ideas.
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Clearly, there are.
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We can write
a bunch of fake good reviews
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to bury the bad ones.
It's called review farming.
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It's like when they hire
some hot girls
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to stand outside the club.
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Then when you get inside,
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ain't nothing but dudes
and fours.
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Alright,
how's this for a review?
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"I love Klatch Cafe.
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"Fun fact.
You know who drinks decaf?
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De-cows."
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And send.
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-How many have you done?
-Including this one? One.
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But don't worry,
I have a good one coming up
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where I rhyme latte with hottie.
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"No. Ask Carter to help.
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He's your brother.
It'll be good."
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Whoa! You guys look great.
Party or night court?
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We were invited
to an art gallery.
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Your grandfather
has a gay friend.
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You don't need
to qualify that.
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I don't introduce you
as my divorced, broke daughter.
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True. You leave
the daughter part out.
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That's very open-minded
of you, Pops.
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Is your friend gay or queer?
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You can't say that word.
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Oh, is your "associate"
gay or queer?
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These days,
a lot of LGBTQ people
prefer the word queer.
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Okay. The only time the letter
"Q" should be used
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is when it's preceded by "BB."
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The real Q is,
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how does Grandpa
have a friend?
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You know, for your information,
I have a lot of friends.
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I just don't like any of 'em.
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Oh, wow.
This looks great.
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What a hip crowd.
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So many fun hats
and glasses.
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So, this is where they all go
between protests?
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Dad, let's not
make assumptions.
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How about this?
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If you get an impulse
to say something rude,
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just say, "Hmm,
food for thought."
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-Mad Dog! Oh, oh.
-Hey. Oh.
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Come here, come here.
I'm so glad you guys made it.
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-Matt, Riley.
-Ah.
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This is my husband, Damien.
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Damien, Matt Parker,
good to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
And I thought I married
out of my league.
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Oh!
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Riley is his daughter.
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Oh.
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A dependent that I can't
take off my taxes.
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The gift that keeps on taking.
That's what I call her.
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I'll set you up with our CPA.
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We write off our kids
as employees of the business.
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We have no kids.
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Which is why we have a boat.
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Pete tells me
you work on cars?
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Well, yeah, like Botticelli
"works on" canvas.
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Matt is a designer.
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His shop resto-mods
custom vehicles.
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I told you this.
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Ah. Uh-oh. I'm in trouble.
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Well, you're both in the arts.
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You curate
these amazing exhibits,
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and my dad's design sketches
are works of art themselves.
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I'm sure they are.
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Maybe we'll have to do
an exhibit of his car sketches.
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No one else is laughing.
Sorry.
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I thought you were joking.
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Damien can be
a bit of an art snob.
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Mm.
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He called Michelangelo's David
an "Equinox six."
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Yeah, well--
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No, I understand that.
I'm more of a car snob myself.
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An AMC Gremlin is
actually scarier than the movie.
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Everyone's an artist these days.
It's all Subway's fault.
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But I suppose
if those minimum wagers
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can call themselves
sandwich artists,
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you and the guys at Jiffy Lube
can call yourselves car artists.
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Oh.
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Food for thought.
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Okay. How many reviews
have you done for my mom?
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I did ten.
Carter's done two.
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We're still very proud.
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I started last night with, uh,
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"The coffee at Klatch Cafe
is incredible,"
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but it sounded
so impersonal.
251
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So I went online to look up
synonyms for "incredible."
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Four hours later,
I'm on eBay buying
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Pop Rocks from
a Norwegian kid named Bjorn.
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Stitch?
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-I ain't do none.
-None?
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00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,250
But wait a minute.
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I got a good back story
for my reviewer.
258
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,170
Her name is Renee.
She's a divorcee from Temecula.
259
00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,750
She took to pumpkin spice
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to ease the sting
of her cheating husband, Stan.
261
00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,930
Mad respect to
the character work, though.
262
00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:08,810
Well, can Renee type,
"Great coffee,"
263
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click five stars and submit?
264
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We need reviews!
265
00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:14,600
Wait a minute.
You gotta give Renee a break.
266
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Stan left her for her sister.
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Her older sister!
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I should have paid
for Russian bots.
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Nothing to do with anything.
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You two are having fun.
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I'm sorry.
272
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We'll be good.
273
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You're kind of pulling focus.
274
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Come on now.
Don't get jealous.
275
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:44,010
Although, thanks to football,
276
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I did shower with Matt
before I showered with you.
277
00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:52,100
Okay, so what do we think
this artist is trying to say
278
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:57,310
with this painting
about these post-apocalyptic
female figures, hmm?
279
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,190
If you turn it upside down,
does the dress come off?
280
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'Cause I had a pen
like that once.
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00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:02,530
Dog!
282
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:09,830
Matt, uh, clearly
you have some thoughts.
283
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,120
Do you want to share?
284
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,870
Matt here considers himself
an artist.
285
00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:16,120
Some draw inspiration
from the greats
286
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,210
like, um, Henri Matisse.
287
00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:20,710
Matt doodles cars.
288
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,630
Well, I get my inspiration
from "Henri" Ford.
289
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:30,430
And, uh... it's good.
290
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,560
Okay, so no thoughts on
the distortion of perspective
291
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to comment on the treatment of
women in a patriarchal society?
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00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:40,150
I'm surprised that
an artist like yourself
293
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:41,770
doesn't have a take on that.
294
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:47,280
-Well, it's uh,
food for thought.
-Mm. Follow me.
295
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,240
I'm sorry. I love him,
296
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,250
but sometimes Damien
can be a little... extra
297
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,120
when he's holding court.
298
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,460
And at Gelson's.
299
00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:01,250
And at Barry's Bootcamp.
They moved him to the back row.
300
00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:03,670
That's okay.
301
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,550
What are you doing?
302
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:09,590
I'm doing exactly what
you asked me to do.
303
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,220
I know,
since when do you listen?
304
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,890
I didn't want you to be a jerk.
305
00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:16,930
But if someone else
is being a jerk, you know,
306
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:18,560
unleash the jerk.
307
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,440
It's not my place to say
something in his gallery here.
308
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,770
Hang on.
309
00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:24,690
Are you not calling him out
because he's gay?
310
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:27,200
No. Pete's my friend, right?
311
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,740
And I don't want to make
a scene in here.
312
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:31,160
Sometimes, honey,
you got to turn the other cheek.
313
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,780
Yes, I heard that.
314
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,040
Are you sure?
Because treating him differently
315
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,120
than you would
a straight person
316
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,870
is a different
kind of prejudice.
317
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:41,130
If I don't call him out,
I'm a bad guy.
318
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,130
If I do call him out,
I'm a bad guy.
319
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,210
This is why I don't go out.
320
00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:49,260
Let's just please
do the Irish goodbye.
321
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:52,180
And don't tell anybody
I said it that way.
322
00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,770
Whoa! Are you
making a French exit?
323
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:02,400
Oh, no. We were trying
to do the Irish goodbye.
324
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,940
The French exit would be
a surrender, wouldn't it?
325
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,610
-Thanks for tonight.
-Yeah, thanks.
326
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:09,070
And, uh, Damien,
327
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:12,240
I did get tipsy and bid
on the lady skeleton painting.
328
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,700
If I win, there is
no possible way
I can pay for it.
329
00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:19,410
Thank you for stopping by.
And I know that fine art
330
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:22,460
is not the forte
of someone who owns a body shop.
331
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,500
-RuPaul.
-What? Ugh.
332
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,880
Oh, that's our safe word
in case he's getting too mean.
333
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:35,850
You know, Damien,
um, if you'll remember,
334
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:37,640
I'm a custom car designer.
335
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,560
I design, I implement,
I manufacture,
336
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,230
I make dreams come true.
337
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:42,730
The best I can see in here
338
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:45,150
what you do is hang
other people's paintings.
339
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:49,610
Oh. Perfect.
Just in time for the show.
340
00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:53,530
Yes, I will take one, too.
341
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:54,870
I wish I could.
342
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,240
I've never needed one more.
343
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,620
Matt, continue.
344
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,420
I'm a member of
the Broad Museum downtown.
345
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,290
I'm also aware of Basquiat's
exhibition down there,
346
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:07,090
which reminds me
of some of the work here,
347
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:09,210
because these people
are copying it
348
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:12,090
and making bad knockoffs
of his art.
349
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:16,850
Oh no. Pete's old football buddy
gives the exhibit a frowny face.
350
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,770
I don't like being defined
by a stereotype. Nobody does.
351
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,600
And just because people
have a skill set
352
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,060
that you may not understand,
353
00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:27,520
it does not mean
that they're not artists.
354
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,650
Pete, it was good to see you.
I wouldn't feed him after 12.
355
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,240
I think he is a gremlin.
356
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,820
And I'm keeping this flute.
Oh, that's right.
357
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:38,410
I called it a flute!
358
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,210
Oh, hey. How was the art show?
359
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:46,580
It was interesting.
360
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,130
The good news
is your grandfather
361
00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,880
wasn't the most offensive
person there.
362
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,420
Oh, no. Mom,
what accent did you do?
363
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:58,010
Did you notice Klatch
is at a five-star rating?
364
00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,140
A lot of great new reviews.
365
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:01,890
Yeah, from complete strangers.
366
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:05,140
Like that one from Yaboi09.
367
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:08,360
Yeah, well, AJ89
posted a new one, too.
368
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,480
"I like how the owner
has a tip jar.
369
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,280
Here's a tip, do your job."
370
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:16,200
What's your beef with AJ89?
Kind of makes sense.
371
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,570
You can't keep obsessing.
372
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,330
The best way to win over AJ89
373
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,160
is to give them
something for free.
374
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,960
Uh, I don't negotiate
with terrorists.
375
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,460
Then why did Georgia get
a raise on her allowance?
376
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,050
Morning, Andy.
You want your usual?
377
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:36,630
Yeah, and I got your email
about a free cake pop.
378
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,760
Now, as a rule,
I try to avoid foods on a stick.
379
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:42,010
As another rule,
I do not turn down free cake.
380
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:45,640
Oh my God, you're AJ89?!
381
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,060
How do you like this "vibe"?
382
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,320
Well, I'll be honest, I do not.
383
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,780
Why did you write
all those reviews
384
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,360
about how terrible
this place is?
385
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,700
Oh, I don't write reviews.
I'm a lawyer.
386
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,080
I put nothing in writing.
387
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,500
Okay, so you didn't write this?
388
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,500
"The vibes at Klatch Cafe
are super cringe.
389
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,870
One star."
390
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:12,090
Mm-hmm. Case closed.
You just got Matlocked.
391
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,680
"Cringe." Oh, my God,
that's gotta be Penny.
392
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:21,010
-Who's Penny?
-My teenage daughter.
393
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,180
Cringe is her favorite word.
394
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,850
It was delulu,
which is now apparently cringe.
395
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,810
She hates that we stop here
every day on the way to school.
396
00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:32,690
Oh, God, I'm so sorry
for smashing your cake pop.
397
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,230
And for putting a laxative
398
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:36,240
in the cake pop
I was going to give you.
399
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:41,070
No, no, I am sorry. I will take
those reviews down right now.
400
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,660
Ugh, thank you.
401
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,450
So why do you
stop here every day?
402
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,790
Well, my daughter says
403
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:47,960
it's because I have a crush
on the cute barista.
404
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,170
She said that?
405
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,590
I added the cute.
406
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:58,470
My God, you're so cringe.
And so right.
407
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,390
And also sweet
and charming.
408
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,560
And maybe somebody
you'd go to dinner with?
409
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:08,890
Oh, um, I guess
that kind of depends on--
Yes.
410
00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,230
Well, that's great...
for me.
411
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,320
My daughter is
going to be pissed.
412
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,610
Maybe don't read your reviews
for a couple of days, huh?
413
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,030
Oh, Andy, um, before you go,
414
00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:22,910
let me give you
a good cake pop.
415
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:25,580
Wait, are the pink ones
the safe ones or the blue ones?
416
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,700
Everyone, cake pops down!
417
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,840
Ooh! Alright.
Alright, Stitch.
418
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,210
We're gonna get the leather
finished on the steering wheel.
419
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,800
And, Gabe,
we got to get this engine right.
420
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,420
-Hey! Mad Dog.
-Oh, God.
421
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,430
Hey, just hit me
with that wrench. Go ahead.
422
00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:46,140
-What? No!
-Give it to me. I'll do it.
423
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,390
Hey, Pete. Good to see you.
424
00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:52,270
Looks like you brought
the aptly named Damien.
425
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:56,190
Yeah. You know, no one
has ever called me out
426
00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:58,110
the way you did
in my own gallery.
427
00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:00,400
It's punk. I love it.
428
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,780
Well, I'll be happy
to do it here in my gallery.
429
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:07,330
That is why my
way too patient
and loving husband
430
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,080
insisted we come down
so that I could tell you
431
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:13,540
to your face that, uh,
what you said was refreshing.
432
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:15,790
The only other thing I've ever
heard him call refreshing
433
00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:17,840
is when there's
a no children policy
at a restaurant.
434
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,880
-Mm.
435
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:24,010
-Is that actually a thing?
-Oh, Cocino in Beverly Hills.
436
00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,510
Really? What kind of food
do they have?
437
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:27,140
Never mind. I'm in.
I like it.
438
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,890
I like you, Matt.
Most people at my exhibits
439
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,440
are sheep who just nod along
to whatever I say
440
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,270
because I'm the gallerist.
441
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,110
And because you throw a tantrum
when they don't.
442
00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,020
Oh, right.
443
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:44,450
By the way,
oh, this is amazing.
444
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:47,070
I mean, I haven't seen
lines this beautiful
445
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:49,870
since Pam Anderson
stopped wearing makeup.
446
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,420
Well, I always think
creativity comes from God.
447
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,170
I can only take a little bit
of the credit.
448
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:58,290
Well, it's pretty spectacular.
449
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,340
I mean,
it's like classical influence,
450
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,840
you know,
with a touch of danger.
451
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,340
Like, um, oh, Ed Hopper
452
00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:04,880
-meets Dennis Hopper.
-Dennis Hopper.
453
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,840
-There you go, yeah.
-Yeah.
454
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,550
You know what they say.
Good artists copy,
455
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:11,060
great artists steal,
with a little bit of help.
456
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,890
Oh, can I just wave from here?
457
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,190
Does he like me?
458
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,440
Nah, he's looking
at all this chocolate.
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