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[ AIR HISSES ]
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Pickles: OH, I THINK WE STOPPED.
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Murderface: ONE -- I GOT TO
TAKE A SHIT.
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TWO -- FUCKING STUPID CHARLES!
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MAN, THERE'S NOTHING BUT THAT
HEALTHY FOOD ON THIS BUS.
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I NEED, LIKE, A PRETZEL, JUST
ONE TACO, AND GAS-STATION
NACHOS
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AND PIZZA.
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Nathan: WHAT ABOUT THAT NEW
ROCK & ROLL DIET WEIGHT-LOSS
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SPONSORSHIP?
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Murderface: COME ON, MAN!
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LOOK AT ME!
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IN SHAPE!
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Skwisgaar: I'M COMINGS WITH.
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LETS ME GETS MY JACKET!
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Toki: JACKETS IS FOR PUSSIES!
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Murderface: AH!
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Pickles: DUDE, I GOT TO USE
THE CAN!
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LET ME IN THERE!
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Murderface: CAN'T HELP YOU!
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OCUPADO, DUDE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
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Pickles: OH, NO!
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GUYS, THE BUS IS DRIVING AWAY!
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Toki: SOMEBODYS CALLS THE
DRIVER!
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Nathan: OUR DETH PHONES ARE
ON THE DETH BUS!
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COME ON! LET'S GO!
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Pickles: WAIT FOR US!
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Murderface: WAIT!
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Pickles: STOP! NO!
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Toki: NOW WHATS THE FUCKS
ARE WE GONNA DO?!
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Pickles: I DON'T KNOW!
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[ ALL WAILING ]
Nathan: COME ON, GUYS.
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LET'S GO TO THE FOREST.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A SHORTCUT.
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Skwisgaar: YEAH. THE FORESTS.
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Nathan: AS LONG AS WE'RE
MOVING, WE'RE GOOD.
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Toki: I GUESS YOU KNOWS WHAT
YOU'RE TAKINGS ABOUT, RIGHT?
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Charles: DO ME A FAVOR AND
HAVE THE DETH DRIVER DO A HEAD
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COUNT OF THE BOYS.
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YES, SIR.
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SIR?
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Charles: I JUST HAVE A WEIRD
FEELING ABOUT SOMETHING.
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SIR, THE DETH DRIVER JUST DID
A HEAD COUNT.
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THE BAND MATES WERE LEFT
BEHIND
AT A GAS STATION.
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THEY NEVER NOTIFIED THE BUS
DRIVER THAT THEY WERE GOING IN.
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THEY'RE NOW MISSING.
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Charles: GET A CHOPPER READY.
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YOU, 2375, COME WITH ME.
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YES, SIR!
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BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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Charles: THEY COULD FREEZE
OUT THERE.
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WE CAN'T WASTE ANY TIME.
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Skwisgaar: WHY DIDN'T WE
BRINGS OUR JACKETS?
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Pickles: OH, THIS IS
HUMILIATING WAY TO DIE --
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HUDDLED TOGETHER LIKE A BUNCH
OF
HOMOS.
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Murderface: PICKLES, WE NEED
TO USE EACH OTHER'S BODY HEAT TO
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STAY ALIVE.
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I'M TELLING YOU HERE.
Pickles: UGH.
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JUST TRY NOT TO GET A BONER.
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Murderface: YOU TRY NOT TO
GET A BONER FOR ME!
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'CAUSE I'M GETTING IN GOOD
SHAPE.
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ROCK & ROLL DIET, LOSING
WEIGHT.
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Nathan: WE'RE LOST, WE MISSED
OUR BUS, AND WE'RE DYING IN THE
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SNOW BECAUSE OUR MANAGER'S TOO
BUSY.
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Murderface: YEAH!
YOU'RE RIGHT!
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THIS IS HIS FAULT!
Toki: YEAH!
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THIS IS HIS FAULT!
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[ GRUNTS ]
Charles: GUYS, STAY RIGHT
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THERE.
WE'RE SENDING DOWN A LADDER.
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Murderface: FUCKING OFDENSEN!
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Toki: FUCKS THAT GUYS!
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
♪ I'M...TICKING...
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FOR...THE... ♪
♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF,
TALLER THAN A TREE ♪
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♪ TOKI WARTOOTH,
NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪
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♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪
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♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER
DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY
♪
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♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION
Pickles: WHAT THE HELL
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HAPPENED OUT THERE, YOU?!
Nathan: YEAH!
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HOW DID WE GET LEFT BEHIND?
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Toki: YEAH!
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[ GRUNTS ]
Skwisgaar: OH!
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Murderface: I JUST WANT TO
GET WARM!
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I NEED MORE BLANKETS!
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Charles: YOU GUYS WERE OUT
THERE FOR LESS THAN 15 MINUTES.
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GOD KNOWS WHY YOU RAN INTO THE
WOODS AND DIDN'T STAY IN THE
GAS
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STATION.
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Nathan: WELL, MAYBE WE DON'T
KNOW TO GO INSIDE WHEN IT'S
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COLD, ALL RIGHT?
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Pickles: YEAH!
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MAYBE WE NEED SOMEONE TO TELL
US
TO DO THAT.
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WHERE WERE YOU?!
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Charles: LISTEN, I CAN'T BE
THERE EVERY SECOND OF YOUR LIFE.
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COULDN'T HAVE MADE IT EASIER
FOR
YOU.
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I PUT FOOD ON THE BUS.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS EAT THE
FOOD, STAY ON THE BUS, DON'T
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WALK INTO SNOW...
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COLD SNOW...SNOW CONES.
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SNOW CONES.
WRITE THIS DOWN -- SNOW CONES.
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YES, SIR. "SNOW CONES."
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Murderface: WHY ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT SNOW CONES?!
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I'M FREEZING, AND I
PRACTICALLY
DIED, DAMN IT!
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[ GRUNTING ]
AAH!
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Charles: GREAT.
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NOW I LOST MY ASSISTANT.
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Nathan: MAN, WELL, I KNOW WE
SCREWED UP AND STUFF, BUT WE'RE
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STILL PALLING AROUND THIS
WEEKEND, RIGHT?
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Pickles: YEAH, WE'RE STILL
GONNA PAL AROUND, RIGHT, ALL OF
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US?
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Charles: UH, SORRY, GUYS, BUT
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND
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CANCEL THAT.
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UH, TOO MUCH WORK TO DO --
ISRAEL CONCERT AND EVERYTHING.
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SORRY.
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I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
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Nathan: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
CHARLES BLEW US OFF TO WORK.
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I MEAN, HE TOTALLY REJECTED US.
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Pickles: YEAH!
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HE DID TOTALLY REJECT US.
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Nathan: I KNOW.
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WE'RE THE FUCKING BIGGEST
DEATH-METAL BAND OF ALL TIME.
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YOU DON'T REJECT US TO WORK.
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Murderface: I KNOW!
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Nathan: WE PLANNED THIS
WEEKEND IN SYRIA FOR A LONG
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TIME!
Pickles: I KNOW!
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Skwisgaar: YEAH.
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AND NOWS WE GOTS TO DO IT
ALONES.
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Murderface: IT'S A DOWNER!
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Skwisgaar: JUST LOOKING AT
EACH OTHER'S STUPID FACES.
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Nathan: I KNOW.
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AND WE'RE SICK OF EACH OTHER.
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Murderface: I KNOW!
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Nathan: I THINK THAT'S THE
FIRST TIME WE EVER GOT REJECTED
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FOR ANYTHING.
Pickles: YEAH.
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IT FEELS BAD.
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Toki: WELL, AT LEAST WE GOTS
A COUPLE DAYS TO HANGS OUT WITH
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OUR OLD PALS ABDUL MALIKS!
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THATS GUYS CAN PARTY!
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Nathan: YEAH.
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I GUESS THAT'S COOL.
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Toki: [ GRUNTS ]
SIR, YOUR NEW ASSISTANT
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MANAGER HAS ARRIVED.
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Charles: VERY WELL.
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SIR, I'M 572--
Charles: UH-HUH.
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YOU'VE BEEN TRAINED, FULLY
VETTED, AND FORMER IDENTITY
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ERASED.
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YOUR LIFE WILL BE AT RISK
DAILY, ET CETERA, AND YOU
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SHOULD KNOW THAT ALL OF MY
PREVIOUS ASSISTANTS HAVE DIED
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LONG, PAINFUL DEATHS.
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[ MEN SCREAMING ]
YES, SIR.
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Charles: ALL RIGHT.
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SIR, YOUR VIDEO CONFERENCE IS
SCHEDULED TO COMMENCE.
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Charles: VERY GOOD.
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YOU, WATCH AND LEARN.
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THIS IS SOME OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT AND LUCRATIVE
BUSINESS
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I WILL HAVE CONDUCTED UP TO THIS
POINT.
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PUT HIM ON.
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HELLO, CHARLES!
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AND LET ME SAY HOW MUCH OF A
PLEASURE IT IS TO BE UNITING
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SAUL'S SNO CONES AND DETHKLOK.
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AND WE FOLLOWED YOUR DESIGN TO
A TEE AND THINK THEY TURNED OUT
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GREAT.
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AND THEY TASTE GREAT!
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DETHKONES.
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ICY AND BRUTAL!
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Charles: WONDERFUL.
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SEND US 70 MILLION UNITS.
SERIOUSLY?
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Charles: BYE.
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8422, WHERE ARE WE WITH THE
CONCERT IN ISRAEL?
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PRESALE SOLD OUT IN
MINUTES -- 400,000 SEATS.
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Charles: VERY WELL.
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YES, SIR, WE HAVE A
CONFERENCE CALL WITH THE LOCAL
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PROMOTERS AT 1400.
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Charles: GOOD.
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ADVANCE THE VENUE IN THE
MEANTIME, AND I'LL CHECK WITH
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CONCERT AND PRE PRO.
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YES, SIR.
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PARDON ME, SIR, DID YOU JUST
BUY $70 MILLION WORTH OF --
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Charles: YEAH.
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BOYS, WHAT A GREAT WEEKEND!
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Nathan: DUDE, THANKS FOR
HOSTING US.
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IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO PAL
AROUND WITH WHO ISN'T TOO BUSY!
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Pickles: YEAH, THAT'S THE
TRUTH.
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AH!
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Toki: YEAH, THANKS, ABDULS!
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HA!
Murderface: OW!
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WELL, YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!
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AND, BOY, YOU SURE CAN DRINK.
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Pickles: OH, THANKS, ABDUL!
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SERIOUSLY, GUYS, I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THE SHOW IN SYRIA!
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WE'RE GONNA START PROMOTING IT
IF YOU GUYS ARE COOL.
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Nathan: OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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WE GOT WE GOT DRUNK AND DID
HEROIN AND STUFF AND SAID WE'D
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BOOK A GIG IN SYRIA.
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I REMEMBER NOW.
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Pickles: UH...
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Nathan: YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
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Pickles: UH, GUYS, ARE YOU
SURE?
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I MEAN, CHARLES USUALLY BOOKS
THE GIGS, YOU KNOW.
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Skwisgaar: YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT
HERES AGAINS.
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SO WE CAN DOES WHAT WE WANTS.
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Nathan: WELL, UH...
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IT'S HARD TO SAY WHAT TO DO.
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Charles: TOO MUCH WORK TO
DO -- ISRAEL CONCERT AND
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EVERYTHING.
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Nathan: I DON'T SEE WHAT
COULD POSSIBLY BE BAD ABOUT
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BOOKING A GIG IN SYRIA.
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Charles: ISRAEL CONCERT AND
EVERYTHING.
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Nathan: SO I'M GONNA GO AHEAD
AND SAY...
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LET'S BOOK IT!
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Murderface: DO IT!
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Skwisgaar: PROMOTES IT!
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Pickles: YEAH, DO IT!
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OH, YOU GUYS, THANK YOU SO
MUCH!
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SYRIA'S GONNA LOSE THEIR MIND
BALLS!
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I LOVE IT!
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I GOT TO RUN! I'LL SEE YOU SOON!
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Murderface: I'LL SEE YOU
LATER, ABDUL!
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Pickles: YEAH!
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WE JUST BOOKED A GIG!
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Nathan: THAT DUDE'S THE REAL
DEAL.
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Murderface: AH!
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Charles: MANAGING THIS BAND
IS THE HARDEST THING YOU'LL EVER
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DO IN YOUR LIFE.
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YOU WON'T BE THANKED FOR YOUR
WORK.
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NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOUR
BIRTHDAY.
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PEOPLE WILL TAKE YOU FOR
GRANTED.
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Murderface: ROBOT!
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Charles: AND, LIKE I SAID,
YOUR LIFE WILL BE IN CONSTANT
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DANGER.
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YOU'LL ASK YOURSELF, "WHY DO I
DO THIS?"
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AND ULTIMATELY, YOU'LL KNOW THAT
IT SIMPLY NEEDS TO BE DONE.
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IT'S THE MOST REWARDING THING
YOU'LL EVER DO.
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IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR.
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[ Echoing ] IT'S SOMETHING
WORTH
DYING FOR.
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IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR.
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IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR.
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IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR.
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IT'S SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR.
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SIR, THE UNITED NATIONS WOULD
LIKE YOU TO CALL THEM.
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Charles: OH.
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GENERALLY, IT'S NOT GOOD TO
RECEIVE A PHONE CALL FROM THE,
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UH, UNITED NATIONS.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
Murderface: HI, I'M
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE, AND I MAY
LOOK A LITTLE HEAVY RIGHT NOW,
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BUT THAT WON'T LAST TOO LONG,
BECAUSE I'M ON THE
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ROCK & ROLL DIET.
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SOON I'LL BE SLIPPING INTO MY
SKINNY SHORTS WITH RIPPED-UP ABS
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AND ROCKING BICEPS!
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SO STAY TUNED AND WATCH THE
FAT
MELT OFF OF MY BODY TO REVEAL
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THE ME THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE!
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THE ROCK & ROLL DIET --
GET ON IT!
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Nathan: HEY, WHY'D THE TV
TURN OFF?
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Charles: DID YOU BOOK A GIG
IN SYRIA WITHOUT TELLING ME?
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Pickles: UH...
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Murderface: WHY ARE YOU
YELLING AT US?
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THEY'RE CALLING IT
"DOUBLE DETH JEOPARDY," THE
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DOUBLE-BOOKED DETHKLOK GIG
BETWEEN ISRAEL AND SYRIA.
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THE WORLD WAITS WITH BATED
BREATH, HOPING THAT THIS TICKING
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TIME BOMB CAN BE DISARMED.
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CHARLES OFDENSEN IS EXPECTED
TO MEET WITH THE UNITED NATIONS
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SOON.
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Charles: YOU DOUBLE-BOOKED A
GIG ON THE EXACT SAME DATE WITH
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SYRIA AND ISRAEL, WHO ARE
BITTER
ENEMIES!
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Toki: YOU AMS PISSED OFF
BECAUSE --
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Murderface: BECAUSE WE'RE
FAT!
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Nathan: WE DIDN'T KNOW WE
WERE DOING SOMETHING BAD BECAUSE
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YOU WEREN'T THERE.
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I MEAN, CAN'T WE CANCEL IT?
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Charles: NO, WE CAN'T CANCEL
IT.
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NICE WORK, GUYS.
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Pickles: OH, NO, WE BLEW IT!
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HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO
STUPID?!
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Nathan: THERE'S SOMETHING
BIGGER TO THINK ABOUT.
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OUR MANAGER FINALLY HATES US.
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Charles: NOW THE QUESTION IS,
HOW DO WE AVOID STARTING
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WORLD WAR III?
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NORMALLY WHEN DETHKLOK PERFORMS
A SHOW, THE LOCAL ECONOMY
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FLOURISHES, JOBS ARE CREATED,
AND EVEN THOUGH THERE'S
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POTENTIAL DAMAGE AND, UH, MINOR
PHYSICAL HARM...
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[ MEN SCREAMING ]
EVERYONE MAKES MONEY, AND
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EVERYONE IS HAPPY, AND
EVERYONE
IS ENTERTAINED.
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BUT SINCE THE DOUBLE-BOOKING OF
THE GIG BETWEEN SYRIA AND
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ISRAEL, ACTS OF TERROR,
VANDALISM, AND THREATS OF
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NUCLEAR WARFARE HAVE ARISEN IN
THE MEDIA.
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
AAH!
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[ SIREN WAILING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
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Charles: NOW, IF FOR SOME
REASON I CAN'T CONVINCE ONE OF
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THESE COUNTRIES TO RESCHEDULE,
WE COULD BE THE CAUSE OF
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WORLD WAR III...
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WHICH WILL HURT RECORD SALES.
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AND THAT'S OUR BREAD AND
BUTTER
THEY'RE FUCKING WITH.
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AND THE TALLIES ARE IN.
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WORST BEACH BODY OF THE DECADE
GOES TO DETHKLOK'S OWN TUBBY
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BASSIST, WILLIAM MURDERFACE.
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Murderface: THAT IS SO
FUCKED UP!
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
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I'M STRUGGLING WITH MY
ROCK & ROLL DIET!
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Nathan: MURDERFACE, YOU'RE A
HUGE, FAT PIG BECAUSE OUR
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MANAGER IS TOO BUSY AND YOU'RE
OVERFEEDING YOURSELF LIKE A
DUMB
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ANIMAL.
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Pickles: YOU'RE FAT BECAUSE
OF NEGLECT!
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Nathan: YEAH! IT'S NEGLECT!
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Skwisgaar: YEAH, YOU AMS FAT.
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Nathan: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE A
MANATEE.
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Pickles: YEAH, A MANATEE.
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Murderface: YOU'RE RIGHT!
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THIS IS HIS FAULT!
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FUCKING OFDENSEN!
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Nathan: AND, TOKI, YOU'VE
BEEN HITTING PEOPLE A LOT.
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I DON'T THINK HE CAN HEAR ME.
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TOKI, YOU ARE FINISHED NOW.
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Toki: OKAYS!
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SEES YOU GUYS LATER!
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GOODBYE.
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OH!
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Pickles: TOKI'S HITTING
PEOPLE AGAIN!
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TOKI, NO, DON'T HIT -- OW!
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Skwisgaar: OH!
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Nathan: OW!
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DAMN IT, CHARLES!
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HE BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT US.
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OUR BASS PLAYER'S FAT.
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TOKI'S A CHRONIC HITTER.
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I MEAN, WE'RE ALL STARTING TO
ACT LIKE ASSHOLES IN OUR OWN
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WAY.
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OH!
Dick: AH!
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AH!
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WE'VE HEARD FROM BOTH PARTIES
AND ARE SAD TO SAY WE CANNOT
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REACH A CONCLUSION IN REGARDS
TO
MOVING EITHER OF THE TWO
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CONCERTS.
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Charles: NOW, LISTEN.
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IT'S IN OUR BEST INTEREST TO
SATISFY BOTH PARTIES TO THE BEST
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OF MY ABILITY.
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FOR THAT, I MAY NEED A LITTLE
PATIENCE ON YOUR --
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[ GUITAR PLAYING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ] SORRY.
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I MAY NEED A LITTLE PATIENCE AS
I IRON OUT THE, UH --
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SIR, IT'S DETHKLOK.
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Charles: TELL THEM I'LL HAVE
TO RETURN THEIR PHONE CALL.
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THEY CLAIM IT'S RATHER
URGENT.
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Charles: URGENT? VERY WELL.
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I'M VERY SORRY.
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UH, GUYS, I'M IN A MEETING
WITH
THE UNITED NATIONS RIGHT NOW.
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Pickles: TOKI HIT ME IN THE
ARM, AND IT REALLY HURT!
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[ PEOPLE MUTTERING ]
Charles: I'M TRYING TO SOLVE
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THE, UH, ISRAELI-SYRIAN ISSUE
WITH THE U.N. RIGHT NOW.
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Nathan: HEY!
IT'S NATHAN.
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HE HIT ME, TOO.
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AND HE KEEPS ON HITTING ALL OF
US.
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Charles: AH, WELL, UH, MAYBE
IF YOU TOOK --
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Murderface: HEY!
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HEY!
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Charles: MM-HMM.
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Murderface: IT'S WILLIAM.
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Charles: YES.
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Murderface: I WAS JUST
STANDING THERE, AND, SEE, TOKI
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WALKS UP AND SLAPS ME HARD --
REALLY HARD ON THE BACK!
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AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO
PROVOKE HIM!
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Skwisgaar: NEITHERS DID ANY
OF US!
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AND NOW I GOT THE FUCKINGS
WELTS ALL OVER MY ARMS!
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Charles: OKAY, WELL,
LISTEN --
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Murderface: AND THE TV NEWS
CALLED ME "FAT"!
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Charles: OKAY.
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GUYS, I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
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IN THE MEANTIME, TRY TO TELL
TOKI THAT YOU DON'T APPRECIATE
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BEING HIT.
Nathan: YOU TELL HIM!
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HE WON'T LISTEN TO US!
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WE KNOW HE WON'T!
Murderface: NO, HE WON'T!
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YOU HAVE TO DO IT!
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Charles: OKAY, WHEN I GET
HOME, BEFORE DINNER, I'LL TALK
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TO HIM, OKAY?
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I JUST -- I CAN'T DO IT RIGHT
NOW.
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I'M IN THE --
Pickles: NO! NOW!
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Murderface: WE'RE WATCHING
YOU ON TV!
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WE'LL KNOW IF YOU DON'T!
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00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,043
Nathan: YEAH, YOU'RE ON
C-SPAN.
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Pickles: YOU'RE NOT DOING IT!
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Charles: UH, MY APOLOGIES,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE
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UNITED NATIONS.
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I HAVE TO...
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
MAKE A QUICK PHONE CALL TO
TOKI.
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[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ TELEPHONE CLICKS ]
UH, HELLO, TOKI?
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Toki: HI!
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YOU'VE REACHED THE PHONES OF
TOKI WARTOOTH.
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I'M NOT HOMES RIGHT NOW, BUTS
LISTENS VERY CAREFULLY TO
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THESE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS.
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AFTER YOU HEAR THE BEEP, PLEASE
LEAVES A DETAILED MESSAGE ON
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WHO'S YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU'D
LIKES TO TALKS TO TOKI
WARTOOTHS
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ABOUT.
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[ BEEPS ]
AFTER A LONG SESSION, AN
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AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED.
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DETHKLOK HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO
PLAY TWO GIGS AT ONCE.
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Stampingston: DETHKLOK HAS
DOUBLE-BOOKED A GIG BETWEEN
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ISRAEL AND SYRIA AND COULD BRING
ABOUT THE BIGGEST WAR IN YEARS.
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VADER ORLAG?
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Orlaag: BUT IN THE HOT SEAT
IS CHARLES OFDENSEN.
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Crozier: HE'S PROVEN TO BE A
MASTER ACCOUNTANT, MANAGER,
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LEGAL COUNSEL, AND NEGOTIATOR,
WHO'S EVEN MANAGED TO NEGOTIATE
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HIS WAY OUT OF DEATH.
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Stampingston: SHORT TIME AGO,
HE WAS BELIEVED TO BE DEAD.
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HE REAPPEARED NINE MONTHS LATER,
JUST AS THE BAND WAS ABOUT TO
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THROW THEIR CAREERS AWAY.
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00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,877
Orlaag: BUT THE QUESTION
REMAINS.
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WHY DID HE FAKE HIS DEATH?
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WHERE WAS HE DURING THOSE NINE
MONTHS?
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Selatcia: YOU'RE MINE NOW!
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YOU'RE MINE NOW!
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MINE NOW!
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Charles: I NEED YOU TO KILL
ME.
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Selatcia: HE SAW ME AND
LIVED.
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COULD HE KNOW WHO I AM?
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00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:09,835
Orlaag: NO, MASTER.
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IMPOSSIBLE.
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OFDENSEN'S DISAPPEARANCE
COINCIDES WITH THE COMMENCEMENT
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OF THE FALCONBACK PROJECT.
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WE HAVE TO CONSIDER THE
POSSIBILITY THAT HE COULD HAVE
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KNOWLEDGE.
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Crozier: IMPOSSIBLE!
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NO ONE OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE IN
THIS ROOM KNOW OF ITS EXISTENCE.
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THIS INFORMATION IS TOP SECRET
AND HIGHLY GUARDED.
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IF HE WERE ANYWHERE NEAR THE
PREMISES, HE'D HAVE BEEN HUNTED
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DOWN.
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Orlaag: YES, GENERAL.
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BUT NO ONE HUNTS FOR A DEAD MAN.
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Selatcia: THE DEAD MAN.
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Orlaag: DEAD MAN.
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Crozier: THE DEAD MAN.
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Selatcia: THE DEAD MAN.
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THE DEAD MAN!
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THE DEAD MAN!
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THE DEAD MAN!
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THE DEAD MAN!
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Charles: TO SATISFY BOTH
PARTIES, WE'RE FORCED TO SPEND A
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GREAT DEAL OF MONEY DEVELOPING
NEW CONCERT TECHNOLOGY.
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00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:59,627
NOW, IT'S TRUE, TRYING TO
PERFORM IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE
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WILL PUT US IN THE RED.
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00:15:01,085 --> 00:15:03,168
AND THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT BACK
WILL BE A SUPER CONCESSION
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DOUBLE BLOWOUT.
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WE NEED TO CREATE A SCENARIO
WHEREIN WE CAN SELL AS MANY
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DETHKONES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
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DETHKONES.
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ICY AND BRUTAL!
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Charles: BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
GENTLEMEN, SNOW CONES COULD VERY
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WELL SAVE OUR ASSES.
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00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:18,710
SNOW CONES AND MERCH.
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HERE'S A FUN LITTLE VIDEO THAT
WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
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HEY, FOLKS, IT'S ME,
FACEBONES -- FACEBONES --
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[ VIDEO SKIPPING ]
Charles: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
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FACEBONES THING?
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GUYS, I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE.
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CAN YOU PLEASE STOP?
Nathan: WHAT?
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WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU.
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Murderface: [ GRUNTING ]
AH!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
Charles: GO AWAY!
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THE FIVE OF YOU ARE THE CAUSE
OF
ALL OF THIS.
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I WANT YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT NOW.
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GO.
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GO!
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Nathan: BUT WHAT ABOUT -- I
THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HANG OUT.
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Charles: [ Echoing ] GET OUT
OF HERE!
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Nathan: GUYS, I THINK IT'S
PRETTY CLEAR THAT OUR MANAGER
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DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US ANYMORE.
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AND, MURDERFACE, I MEAN, YOU'RE
GETTING REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
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FAT.
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IT'S KIND OF THE FINAL NAIL IN
THE COFFIN.
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I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THESE BIG,
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HUGE PROBLEMS LIKE MAKING
MESSES, NOT CLEANING UP AFTER
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OURSELVES, AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
POTENTIALLY STARTING
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WORLD WAR III.
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I'M GONNA SUGGEST THAT WE DO
SOMETHING WE'VE NEVER DONE
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BEFORE.
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Charles: SOMETHING DOESN'T
FEEL RIGHT.
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CAN YOU DO A HEAD COUNT OF THE
BOYS?
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SIRE, THEY DON'T APPEAR TO BE
ON THE PREMISES.
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Charles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THEY'VE GONE.
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SIRE, THEY'VE LEFT THIS NOTE.
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Nathan: WE'VE RUN AWAY.
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Charles: THEY'VE RUN AWAY.
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AND IT APPEARS AS IF THEY'VE
LEFT WITHOUT ANY JACKETS OR
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CREDIT CARDS.
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HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO A
SHOW IF THERE'S NO BAND?
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IT'LL BE A WAR.
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Charles: YOU LET ME WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
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I'M GONNA GO FIND THEM MYSELF.
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I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN SO BUSY.
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AND I SEE WHAT THAT'S DONE TO
ALL OF YOU.
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE ALL
VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
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AND, TOKI, YOU DON'T NEED TO HIT
PEOPLE TO GET THEIR ATTENTION.
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EVERYBODY LIKES YOU, THINKS
YOU'RE REALLY COOL.
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I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL.
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Toki: [ WHIMPERS ]
Charles: UH, THERE, THERE.
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UH-HUH.
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THERE'S A BIGGER MATTER AT HAND.
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WE HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAVE
THOUSANDS OF LIVES.
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BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE.
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[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
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WE'RE ON IN FOUR...
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THREE...
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TWO...
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THERE'S A PROBLEM.
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
IT'S NOT WORKING, SIR!
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Charles: JUST REBOOT IT.
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TRY IT AGAIN.
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[ ALARM CONTINUES ]
IT'S STILL NOT WORKING!
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Charles: DAMN IT!
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PERFORMANCE SEQUENCE
INITIATED.
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PERFORMANCE SEQUENCE
INITIATED.
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Nathan: HELLO, ISRAEL AND
SYRIA!
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ASSALAMU ALAIKUM...
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AND SHALOM!
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♪ WE ARE THE DARK AND THE
LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE ARE THE DARK AND THE
LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE HAVE THE POWER OF TIME
♪ WE HAVE THE POWER OF TIME
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♪ WE ARE THE SERPENTS
INTERTWINED ♪
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♪ WE ARE THE SERPENTS
INTERTWINED ♪
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♪ THE GALAXY WILL UNITE
Charles: TURN UP THE HEAT.
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WE'RE GONNA SELL SOME DETHKONES.
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Nathan: ♪ THIS IS THE
BEGINNING ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
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♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
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♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
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♪ IT'S ALL STARTING NOW
♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
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♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
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♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
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♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING
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♪ IT'S ALL STARTING NOW
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