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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,002 --> 00:00:07,460 [ CROWD CHEERING ] [ BELL DINGS ] 2 00:00:07,543 --> 00:00:09,460 I DO COCAINE! 3 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:17,085 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 4 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:25,168 ♪ OHHHH ♪ YEAH 5 00:00:25,252 --> 00:00:29,293 ♪ RUNNING DOWN A DIRTY STREET ♪ BOYS IN BLUE ARE AFTER ME 6 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,418 ♪ THE MOON IS FULL, AND THEY WON'T SLEEP ♪ 7 00:00:31,502 --> 00:00:38,126 ♪ TILL THEY GET A PIECE OF ME ♪ YOU CAN NEVER CHASE ME DOWN 8 00:00:45,502 --> 00:00:49,293 ♪ I'M THE ONE ♪ THE ATOMIC CLOWN 9 00:00:49,377 --> 00:00:51,377 ♪ CAN'T CATCH ME 10 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:53,502 ♪ CAN'T SNIFF ME OUT 11 00:00:53,585 --> 00:01:01,377 ♪ I'M THE ONE ♪ THE ATOMIC CLO-O-O-O-O-O-WN 12 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:05,085 ♪ BOP BOP A BE BOP [ METAL CLANKING ] 13 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,543 ROCKSTEIN! LEONARD ROCKSTEIN! 14 00:01:23,627 --> 00:01:26,460 AH-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-... 15 00:01:26,543 --> 00:01:30,043 AHK-KA-KA-KA... 16 00:01:30,126 --> 00:01:34,252 [ CHAIN CLINKING ] HEY, ROCKSO! FUCK YOU! 17 00:01:34,335 --> 00:01:36,418 UGH! 18 00:01:39,126 --> 00:01:40,210 TOKI! OH, THANK GOD! 19 00:01:40,293 --> 00:01:42,543 YOU GOT TO GET DR. ROCKSO OUT OF HERE. 20 00:01:42,627 --> 00:01:44,877 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO ME IN THE JOINT. 21 00:01:44,961 --> 00:01:48,502 [ CRIES ] Toki: SHUTS UP, ROCKSO. 22 00:01:48,585 --> 00:01:51,335 YOU HAVE BEENS A CONSTANT SOURCE OF DISAPPOINKSAMENTS. 23 00:01:51,418 --> 00:01:53,752 [ CRYING ] Toki: ENOUGHS! 24 00:01:53,835 --> 00:01:57,085 EVERS SINCE I KNOWS YOU, YOU ACTS LIKES A DILDOS, AND YOU 25 00:01:57,168 --> 00:01:59,377 USED TO BE A GREATS ROCK 'N 'ROLL CLOWN. 26 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:01,418 YOU USED TO BES A STAR! 27 00:02:01,502 --> 00:02:03,168 BUT LOOKS AT YOU NOW. 28 00:02:03,252 --> 00:02:06,543 YOU'RE LIKE A DOGS WHAT'S BLOATEDS AND ROTTINGS ON THE 29 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,710 SIDES OF THE ROADS, LIKES A TURDS IN A TOILET INS AN 30 00:02:09,794 --> 00:02:13,168 ABANDONED BUILDINGS WHAT'S NO ONES EVEN FLUSHED, LIKES A DEAD 31 00:02:13,252 --> 00:02:16,919 WHORE WHAT'S THE POLICE WON'T EVEN INVESTIGATE 'CAUSE NO ONES 32 00:02:17,002 --> 00:02:17,794 CARES. 33 00:02:17,877 --> 00:02:19,293 OKAY, BABY, I GET THE IDEA. 34 00:02:19,377 --> 00:02:22,377 Toki: BUTS THENS I REALIZED -- THAT'S IT. 35 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:26,210 YOU AMS ONS TOPS, AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE SLUMPS TO THE BOTTOMS 36 00:02:26,293 --> 00:02:27,168 OF GARBAGE. 37 00:02:27,252 --> 00:02:29,252 YOU NEEDS TO BE BACKS ON TOPS, ROCKSO. 38 00:02:29,335 --> 00:02:32,293 I'MS GONNA BAILS YOU OUT AND HELPS YOU REFORMS YOUR OLD BAND 39 00:02:32,377 --> 00:02:35,168 ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ! 40 00:02:35,252 --> 00:02:38,126 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 41 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:40,126 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 42 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:43,669 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 43 00:02:43,752 --> 00:02:46,961 DETHKLOK! ♪ ♪ I'M...TICKING... 44 00:02:47,085 --> 00:02:50,669 FOR...THE... ♪ ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK 45 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:53,126 ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER THAN A TREE ♪ 46 00:02:53,210 --> 00:02:55,794 ♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪ 47 00:02:55,877 --> 00:02:58,418 ♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪ 48 00:02:58,502 --> 00:03:01,043 ♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY ♪ 49 00:03:01,126 --> 00:03:03,210 ♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION Toki: I AM PROUDS TO ANNOUNCE 50 00:03:10,085 --> 00:03:13,210 THE OFFICIALS REUNIONS OF ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ, THE FIRSTS IN 51 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:14,585 OVERS 20 YEARS. 52 00:03:14,669 --> 00:03:17,168 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HOW DO YOU PLAN ON PAYING FOR 53 00:03:17,252 --> 00:03:18,168 THE CONCERT? 54 00:03:18,252 --> 00:03:22,252 [ FEEDBACK ] Toki: OH, UH, UM... 55 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:23,752 I DON'T KNOWS, ACTUALLY. 56 00:03:23,835 --> 00:03:25,126 HOWS DID I PAYS FOR DIS? 57 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:28,043 YOU, UH, USED THE DETHKLOK VACATION FUND. 58 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:31,002 THAT'S HOW YOU FUNDED ROCKSO'S REUNION. 59 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:32,002 Toki: I DIDS? 60 00:03:32,085 --> 00:03:33,418 OH, I MEANS, I DIDS. YEAH. 61 00:03:33,502 --> 00:03:34,669 Nathan: WAIT. WAIT. 62 00:03:34,752 --> 00:03:37,335 TOKI USED HIS PORTION OF THE VACATION FUND, RIGHT? 63 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,293 UH, ALL OF IT. YOUR VACATION IS GONE. 64 00:03:39,377 --> 00:03:40,002 Pickles: RIGHT, RIGHT. I HEAR YOU. 65 00:03:40,961 --> 00:03:42,210 SO, UH, WHAT ABOUT OUR VACATION? 66 00:03:42,293 --> 00:03:44,627 Murderface: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT OUR VACATION? 67 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:46,043 UH, TALK TO TOKI. 68 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,627 Pickles: HEY, TOKI, WHAT ABOUT OUR VACATION? 69 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:49,585 PICKLES, IT'S GONE. 70 00:03:49,669 --> 00:03:50,669 THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU. 71 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,710 Nathan: WHAT ABOUT THE TRIP, THOUGH? 72 00:03:53,794 --> 00:03:56,210 I MEAN, DISNEYLAND, THEN EURO DISNEY, AND THEN 73 00:03:56,293 --> 00:03:57,502 ASIA DISNEY? 74 00:03:57,585 --> 00:04:00,168 Murderface: IT'S A COMPLICATED, MULTIFACETED TRIP 75 00:04:00,252 --> 00:04:02,752 WITH OUR BIG-EARED PAL, MICKEY! 76 00:04:02,835 --> 00:04:03,835 WELL, IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 77 00:04:03,919 --> 00:04:04,835 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY HERE. Nathan: TOKI! 78 00:04:05,919 --> 00:04:06,877 WHY'D YOU SPEND OUR VACATION MONEY? 79 00:04:06,961 --> 00:04:08,252 Toki: GUYS, LOOKS -- DON'T WORRIES! 80 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:11,377 ALLS WE GOTS TO DO IS SELLS A BUNCH OF TICKETS, MAKE SURE 81 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:14,210 DR. ROCKSO PERFORMS AND THENS WE MAKES OUR MONEY BACKS AND 82 00:04:14,293 --> 00:04:15,961 THENS WE GOES ON VACATIONS -- EASY! 83 00:04:16,043 --> 00:04:18,210 Nathan: YOU THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT GROUP OF FUCKING 84 00:04:18,293 --> 00:04:19,210 CLOWNS HAS TRIED TO REUNITE? 85 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,669 Skwisgaar: WHATS DO YOU MEANS? 86 00:04:20,752 --> 00:04:22,585 Nathan: THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME THEY ALMOST REUNITED, BUT 87 00:04:22,669 --> 00:04:24,543 ROCKSO DRANK A WHOLE BUNCH OF ACID RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT 88 00:04:24,627 --> 00:04:26,543 ONSTAGE AND JUST SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT SPRAYING SOME LADY WITH 89 00:04:26,627 --> 00:04:29,210 HUGE TITS IN THE FRONT ROW WITH A BIG SPRAYING THING AND THEY 90 00:04:29,293 --> 00:04:30,085 DIDN'T EVEN PLAY ONE SONG. 91 00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:31,460 CANCELLED. 92 00:04:31,543 --> 00:04:32,835 THEN THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO REUNITE, 93 00:04:32,919 --> 00:04:35,543 BUT ROCKSO, THE NIGHT BEFORE, SMUGGLED LIKE TWENTY CONDOMS 94 00:04:35,627 --> 00:04:37,377 WORTH OF COCAINE INTO HIS INTESTINES. 95 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:39,252 THEN HE ATE SOME SUPER-SPICY MEXICAN FOOD AND THE CONDOMS 96 00:04:39,335 --> 00:04:41,043 MELTED AND HE O.D.'d AND HE COULDN'T PERFORM. 97 00:04:41,126 --> 00:04:42,377 CANCELLED. 98 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:43,710 THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME THEY WERE ABOUT TO REUNITE AND LIKE 99 00:04:43,794 --> 00:04:45,293 ROCKSO BORROWED $20 MILLION FROM THE ECUADORIAN DRUG CARTEL 100 00:04:45,377 --> 00:04:47,502 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK," AND HE'S LIKE, 101 00:04:47,585 --> 00:04:49,418 "NO, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK," AND THEY'RE 102 00:04:49,502 --> 00:04:51,502 LIKE, "WELL, WE'RE GONNA SHOOT YOU," AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL, 103 00:04:51,585 --> 00:04:52,168 FINE, SHOOT ME." 104 00:04:52,252 --> 00:04:53,252 AND THEY SHOT HIM. 105 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,543 AND NOW HE PEES OUT THE SIDE OF HIS DICK. 106 00:04:55,627 --> 00:04:58,877 AND, UH...THEY CANCELLED THE SHOW. 107 00:04:58,961 --> 00:05:00,502 SO, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. 108 00:05:00,585 --> 00:05:02,210 Pickles: YEAH, HEARD THAT. 109 00:05:02,293 --> 00:05:03,627 Toki: GUYS, DON'TS WORRIES. 110 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:04,585 I KNOWS ROCKSO. 111 00:05:04,669 --> 00:05:08,335 THIS TIMES, ITS GONNA BE DIFFERENT. 112 00:05:10,335 --> 00:05:12,752 Murderface: TOKI, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. 113 00:05:12,835 --> 00:05:14,126 Pickles: YOU'RE RIGHT. 114 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:16,669 YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE HEAD TO CONTINUE HELPING THAT FUCKING 115 00:05:16,752 --> 00:05:17,877 CLOWN. 116 00:05:17,961 --> 00:05:19,585 Nathan: MY GOD IN HEAVEN, I HATE THAT CLOWN. 117 00:05:19,669 --> 00:05:22,126 Pickles: HE IS SHIT PERSONIFIED. 118 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:24,543 TOKI, WE SHOULD HAVE A PROFESSIONAL LOOK AT YOU. 119 00:05:24,627 --> 00:05:27,460 Toki: FINES WITH ME, BUT MENTALLYS, I'M AS HEALTHY AS A 120 00:05:27,543 --> 00:05:28,043 HORSE. 121 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:30,168 AAH! 122 00:05:30,252 --> 00:05:31,585 OHH, GODS! 123 00:05:31,669 --> 00:05:33,377 OHH! OHH, GOD! 124 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:35,460 Nathan: WHY IS TOKI SCREAMING? 125 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,293 Skwisgaar: OH, WELL, THAT AMS A BICENTENNIALS QUARTERS ON THE 126 00:05:38,377 --> 00:05:40,543 GROUND RIGHT THERE, ISN'T IT? 127 00:05:40,627 --> 00:05:43,752 TOKI HAS AN UNNATURAL FEAR OF BICENTENNIAL QUARTERS -- NO 128 00:05:43,835 --> 00:05:44,543 OTHER CURRENCY. 129 00:05:44,627 --> 00:05:45,877 HE JUST FUCKING FREAKS OUT. 130 00:05:45,961 --> 00:05:49,210 I MEAN -- SO I'VE PRESCRIBED HIM SOME MEDICAL CALM-DOWN JUICE 131 00:05:49,293 --> 00:05:51,543 TO HELP HIM REST, CATCH SOME FUCKING Z's, JUST FUCKING 132 00:05:51,627 --> 00:05:52,919 HANGING OUT NOW. 133 00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:55,168 Nathan: ANYWAY, UH, WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH 134 00:05:55,252 --> 00:05:56,293 HIM. 135 00:05:56,377 --> 00:05:57,543 WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH HIM AND THAT CLOWN? 136 00:05:57,627 --> 00:06:00,961 FOR THAT, I WILL NEED TOTAL CONCENTRATION. 137 00:06:01,043 --> 00:06:04,210 I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO ROCK TALK INTO TOKI'S MIND. 138 00:06:04,293 --> 00:06:08,669 NOW, TOKI, I KNOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR ME. 139 00:06:08,752 --> 00:06:11,210 IT'S DR. TWINKLETITS. 140 00:06:11,293 --> 00:06:16,293 Toki: [ WHIMPERING ] THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 141 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,669 HEAR ME, TOKI. 142 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,835 Toki: I HEARS YOU. 143 00:06:19,919 --> 00:06:21,252 TAKE ME BACK. 144 00:06:21,335 --> 00:06:26,460 TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS, INTO YOUR CHILDHOOD. 145 00:06:26,543 --> 00:06:30,418 Toki: I WAS JUST A BOY, HELPINGS HIS FAMILYS WITH THE 146 00:06:30,502 --> 00:06:33,460 DAILY CHORES, LIFTING THE ROCKS AND ARRANGINGS THEMS, MAKINGS 147 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:37,126 SURES THE FIREWOODS AM STACKED SYMMETRICALS, SWEEPINGS THE 148 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:37,961 SNOW. 149 00:06:38,043 --> 00:06:40,460 LOTS WENT INTO A DAY'S WORKS. 150 00:06:40,543 --> 00:06:41,126 I WAS HAPPY. 151 00:06:41,210 --> 00:06:42,460 I LOVED MY LIFES. 152 00:06:42,543 --> 00:06:46,252 BUT OCCASIONALLYS, I WOULDS MAKES MISTAKES AND HAS TO BE 153 00:06:46,335 --> 00:06:48,418 PUNISHEDS. 154 00:06:55,043 --> 00:06:58,293 I SPENT SO MANYS DAYS IN MY CHILDHOODS YEARS IN THE 155 00:06:58,377 --> 00:06:59,710 PUNISHMENTS HOLE. 156 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:03,543 BUT WHATS MY PARENTS DIDN'T KNOWS -- THATS I HADS A FRIENDS 157 00:07:03,627 --> 00:07:07,085 WITH ME, A FRIENDS THAT LISTENS TO ME AND KEPTS ME SAFE. 158 00:07:07,168 --> 00:07:16,418 AS LONG AS MY FRIENDS WAS THERE, NOBODYS COULD HURTS ME. 159 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:19,126 KA-KA, I LOVE YOU! 160 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:23,919 Toki: I LOVES YOU, TOO, CLOWNS. 161 00:07:24,002 --> 00:07:25,377 Nathan: YICK. 162 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:28,502 TICKET SALES ARE SLUMPING FOR THE ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ REUNION 163 00:07:28,585 --> 00:07:31,627 SHOW, AND PAYING THE PRICE IS FINANCIAL BACKER DETHKLOK. 164 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:34,752 HOW DO YOU SELL TICKETS TO A SHOW THAT NO ONE BELIEVES WILL 165 00:07:34,835 --> 00:07:35,460 EVER HAPPEN? 166 00:07:35,543 --> 00:07:36,543 I DON'T KNOW. 167 00:07:36,627 --> 00:07:37,961 GOOD LUCK, FELLAS. 168 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:41,002 Nathan: HERE'S WHAT I KNOW -- TOKI'S NOT USING HIS BRAIN. 169 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:44,002 HE'S MAKING DECISIONS WITH HIS DUMB GAY HEART, SO WE GOT TO 170 00:07:44,085 --> 00:07:46,627 STEP UP AND TAKE OVER THIS STUPID FUCKING ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ 171 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:48,085 PROJECT. 172 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,627 Pickles: BUT NOBODY'S GONNA BUY ANY TICKETS 'CAUSE THE WORLD 173 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:51,460 DOESN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA REUNITE. 174 00:07:51,543 --> 00:07:52,794 MAYBE I CAN HELP. 175 00:07:52,877 --> 00:07:54,460 IF YOU LIKE, I CAN BOOK A PRESS JUNKET THAT WILL GENERATE SO 176 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:55,752 MUCH HEAT, IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN. 177 00:07:55,835 --> 00:07:57,126 BUT IT'S UP TO ALL OF YOU. 178 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,543 Nathan: LOOK -- THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN THAT 179 00:08:00,627 --> 00:08:03,752 FUCKING CLOWN, BUT THERE ISN'T ANYTHING I WON'T DO TO HANG OUT 180 00:08:03,835 --> 00:08:05,961 WITH MICKEY MOUSE! 181 00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:27,377 Toki: NOW, LISTENS, ROCKSO -- WE NEEDS TO TAKES THIS SERIOUSLY 182 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:30,335 AND SELLS THESE PEOPLE ON THE IDEAS THAT THIS CONCERTS REALLYS 183 00:08:30,418 --> 00:08:31,418 GONNA HAPPENS. 184 00:08:31,502 --> 00:08:33,460 NOW, GETS IN THERE AND DO A GREATS JOB. 185 00:08:33,543 --> 00:08:37,043 I THINK DR. ROCKSO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING WHEN IT COMES TO 186 00:08:37,126 --> 00:08:41,126 PROMOTING ROCK-KA-KA ROLL, BABY! 187 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:42,961 LATER. 188 00:08:43,043 --> 00:08:45,627 I'M SITTING HERE WITH LEONARD ROCKSTEIN, A.K.A. 189 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:48,168 DR. ROCKSO, THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN. 190 00:08:48,252 --> 00:08:49,585 THANK YOU, DR. ROCKSO, FOR BEING WITH US. 191 00:08:49,669 --> 00:08:53,710 COCAINE! 192 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:56,794 THANKS FOR YOUR BRAVERY, CONSIDERING WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO 193 00:08:56,877 --> 00:08:58,210 DISCUSS. 194 00:08:58,293 --> 00:09:01,835 DR. ROCKSO, WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT WE'VE UNCOVERED THE 195 00:09:01,919 --> 00:09:06,085 NEVER-BEFORE-TOLD STORY OF YOUR HORRIBLE DEMISE, A STORY OF 196 00:09:06,168 --> 00:09:08,252 LOSS, A STORY OF A BROKEN HEART. 197 00:09:08,335 --> 00:09:10,210 LET'S GO BACK TO 1981. 198 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:14,502 ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD, ON A HUGE U.S. TOUR. 199 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:18,168 BUT YOU MADE A LITTLE PIT STOP IN TEXAS. 200 00:09:18,252 --> 00:09:20,460 GUYS, TEXAS DOESN'T TAKE ANY FUCKING SHIT ALL RIGHT? 201 00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:22,502 THEY DO NOT LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWNS. 202 00:09:22,585 --> 00:09:28,502 OH, MAN, ROCKSO'S GONNA BE ON HIS BEST B-B-BEHAVIOR! 203 00:09:28,585 --> 00:09:31,418 YOU MET A GIRL THERE, A GIRL NAMED DORY McLEAN. 204 00:09:31,502 --> 00:09:35,126 [ Thinking, echoing ] DORY McLEAN. 205 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:37,002 THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. 206 00:09:37,085 --> 00:09:41,543 IN FACT, YOU WROTE THIS SONG ABOUT HER -- "DORY McLEAN, AND 207 00:09:41,627 --> 00:09:42,335 SHE ONLY 14. 208 00:09:42,418 --> 00:09:44,669 SHE GONNA SUCK IT ALL NIGHT. 209 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,627 SHE A SWEET SUCKING QUEEN." 210 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,335 AND THAT WAS NO JOKE. 211 00:09:48,418 --> 00:09:51,961 DORY McLEAN WAS INDEED 14 YEARS OLD. 212 00:09:52,043 --> 00:09:55,502 YOU HAD SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH A 14-YEAR-OLD MINOR. 213 00:09:55,585 --> 00:09:56,919 WORD GOT OUT. 214 00:09:57,002 --> 00:09:59,210 YOU BECAME THE CHIEF TARGET FOR LOCAL POLICE, AND THEY WANTED 215 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:00,210 YOUR BLOOD. 216 00:10:00,293 --> 00:10:01,293 YOUR ONLY WAY OUT WAS TO DISAPPEAR. 217 00:10:01,377 --> 00:10:03,043 YOU GAVE UP EVERYTHING YOU HAD. 218 00:10:03,126 --> 00:10:04,543 YOU GAVE UP YOUR MUSIC, THE BAND. 219 00:10:04,627 --> 00:10:06,335 YOU GAVE UP THE GIRL THAT YOU LOVED. 220 00:10:06,418 --> 00:10:09,377 [ Echoing ] YOU GAVE UP YOUR SOUL. 221 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:12,043 YOU GAVE UP YOUR SOUL. 222 00:10:12,126 --> 00:10:15,627 AND NOW YOU SIT BEFORE US, A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT 223 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:18,919 FOLKS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE DR. ROCKSO, THE 224 00:10:19,002 --> 00:10:20,502 ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN. 225 00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:21,460 AND WE'RE OUT. GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY. 226 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:23,543 THANKS SO MUCH. 227 00:10:23,627 --> 00:10:24,710 GREAT WORK. 228 00:10:24,794 --> 00:10:26,418 CAN I GET A WATER? 229 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:29,585 [ Echoing ] DORY McLEAN. 230 00:10:29,669 --> 00:10:31,252 ROCKSO CAN'T DO THIS! 231 00:10:31,335 --> 00:10:32,585 IT'S TOO MUCH! 232 00:10:32,669 --> 00:10:35,585 I KA-KA-KA-KA-QUIT! 233 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:39,627 Toki: NOOOOOOOO! 234 00:10:42,502 --> 00:10:43,252 THE COMEBACK CONCERT OF THE DECADE IS HAPPENING. 235 00:10:43,335 --> 00:10:44,585 THE TICKETS HAVE BEEN SOLD. 236 00:10:44,669 --> 00:10:46,585 DETHKLOK PUT THEIR NECKS OUT ON THE LINE FOR AN OLD HAS-BEEN 237 00:10:46,669 --> 00:10:48,126 ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN, BUT WILL HE SHOW? 238 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:49,418 WHERE IS DR. ROCKSO? 239 00:10:49,502 --> 00:10:52,210 WILL HE PULL IT TOGETHER AFTER HIS BREAKDOWN DURING HIS 240 00:10:52,293 --> 00:10:53,502 EMOTIONAL IN-DEPTH INTERVIEW? 241 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:55,377 Nathan: WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID CLOWN? 242 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,252 I MEAN, HE JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARED! 243 00:10:57,335 --> 00:11:00,252 Skwisgaar: HE AMS GONES, DISSAPPEAREDS, LIKES A WHITE 244 00:11:00,335 --> 00:11:01,710 FALCONS IN A SNOWSTORMS. 245 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,752 Pickles: BUT, GUYS, HE'S GOT TO DO THE SHOW, OR WE WON'T GET 246 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:05,794 TO GO ON VACATION. 247 00:11:05,877 --> 00:11:07,377 Murderface: OH, WE'RE FUCKED I KNEW IT! 248 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:09,126 Nathan: WE JUST WANT TO RELAX! 249 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,460 Skwisgaar: YEAH, TOKIS! 250 00:11:10,543 --> 00:11:12,460 HAS YOU GOTS ANYTHINGS TO SAYS ABOUTS THIS? 251 00:11:12,543 --> 00:11:13,669 THIS AMS YOURS FAULT. 252 00:11:13,752 --> 00:11:14,669 HELLOS? 253 00:11:14,752 --> 00:11:18,961 [ Echoing ] AMS THERE ANYBODYS IN THERES? 254 00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:22,252 Toki: AAH! 255 00:11:22,335 --> 00:11:23,585 AAH! 256 00:11:23,669 --> 00:11:26,085 Murderface: AW, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT TO SCALP TICKETS. 257 00:11:26,168 --> 00:11:28,502 IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR VACATION MONEY BACK. 258 00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:31,085 OH, UH, I MEAN -- UH, WHAT I MEAN IS -- NOTHING. 259 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:31,961 SCALPING TICKETS? 260 00:11:32,043 --> 00:11:33,377 Murderface: [ SCOFFS ] NOPE. 261 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,126 ARE YOU PLANNING ON SCALPING TICKETS? 262 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:36,460 Murderface: NO FUCK OFF. 263 00:11:36,543 --> 00:11:37,543 I MEAN, UH, HOW'S IT GOING? 264 00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:38,293 WHAT'S UP? 265 00:11:38,377 --> 00:11:39,627 I MEAN, IS THAT A NEW SUIT? 266 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,669 GUYS, SCALPING TICKETS IS ILLEGAL, AND IT'S STEALING FROM 267 00:11:41,752 --> 00:11:42,961 YOURSELF. 268 00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:44,168 IT MIGHT BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO WATCH THIS SHORT, 269 00:11:44,252 --> 00:11:46,752 UH, SUBJECT ON, UH, THE RAMIFICATIONS OF TICKET 270 00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:47,543 SCALPING. 271 00:11:47,627 --> 00:11:49,669 PLEASE, UH -- PLEASE WATCH. 272 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:50,669 HI, FOLKS! 273 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,377 IT'S ME -- FACEBONES! 274 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,752 AND I'M HERE TODAY TO TALK ABOUT TICKET SCALPING! 275 00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:56,543 WHAT'S TICKET SCALPING, ANYHOW? 276 00:11:56,627 --> 00:11:59,377 IT'S WHEN YOU TAKE TICKETS AND BUY 'EM OR STEAL 'EM AND HORDE 277 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:02,252 'EM AND SELL 'EM AT THE LAST SECOND AND HIKE UP THE PRICE FOR 278 00:12:02,335 --> 00:12:03,627 YOUR OWN PERSONAL PROFIT. 279 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,168 WHO IS A SCALPER? 280 00:12:05,252 --> 00:12:09,002 A SCALPER COULD BE A BIG GUY, A LADY, MOM OR DAD, OR A 281 00:12:09,085 --> 00:12:14,335 HOMELESS GUY JUST TRYING TO MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET A SANDWICH. 282 00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:18,043 BUT HERE'S WHAT WE SAY TO SCALPERS AT DETHKLOK SHOWS. 283 00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:19,502 AAH! 284 00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:20,543 THAT'S SCALPING! 285 00:12:20,627 --> 00:12:22,585 I'M FACEBONES! 286 00:12:22,669 --> 00:12:24,252 Murderface: FUCK THAT SHIT 287 00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:25,210 I'M SCALPING MY ASS OFF. SCALPING'S AWESOME! 288 00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:27,293 SO, UH, THERE YOU GO. 289 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:29,460 BUT I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE WORRIED ABOUT ROCKSO, SO -- 290 00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:31,168 Nathan: WE'RE NOT "WORRIED" ABOUT HIM. 291 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:33,710 WORRYING IS FUCKING GAY, AND IT'S GROSS. 292 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,710 WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT HE REPRESENTS TO US, FINANCIALLY. 293 00:12:35,794 --> 00:12:37,835 WELL, UH, EITHER WAY, IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO FIND THE 294 00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:38,961 CLOWN. 295 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:50,794 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] Nathan: GUYS, DO YOU THINK 296 00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:52,669 IT'S OKAY THAT WE LEFT TOKI AT HOME WHILE WE GO OUT LOOKING FOR 297 00:12:52,752 --> 00:12:53,543 ROCKSO? 298 00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:55,502 Pickles: YEAH, HE'LL BE FINE. 299 00:12:58,794 --> 00:13:00,210 Nathan: GUYS, WHAT IF TOKI NEVER COMES OUT OF HIS 300 00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:01,293 PUNISHMENT HOLE? 301 00:13:01,377 --> 00:13:03,377 Skwisgaar: WHAT, YOU MEANS MUSICALLY? 302 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:04,877 WE'LL BE FINES. 303 00:13:04,961 --> 00:13:06,961 Nathan: LOOK -- HE'S IN OUR BAND, AND WE'VE GOT TO HELP HIM. 304 00:13:07,043 --> 00:13:09,126 Pickles: WELL, IF WE GET ROCKSO BACK, THEN WE'LL GET TOKI 305 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,543 BACK. 306 00:13:10,627 --> 00:13:11,961 IF YOU WANT TO GET THE CLOWN BACK, THEN YOU'VE GOT TO GET THE 307 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:14,627 GIRL BACK -- DORY McLEAN. 308 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:18,210 Pickles: WE CAN'T GO AROUND CHASING AFTER A 14-YEAR-OLD 309 00:13:18,293 --> 00:13:18,919 GIRL. 310 00:13:19,002 --> 00:13:20,293 IT WILL NOT LOOK GOOD. 311 00:13:20,377 --> 00:13:21,502 WE COULD GET ARRESTED. 312 00:13:21,585 --> 00:13:23,585 PICKLES, IT'S BEEN OVER 20 YEARS. 313 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,627 SHE'S A GROWN-UP NOW. 314 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:27,752 LISTEN -- IF YOU GET THE GIRL BACK, YOU GET THE CLOWN BACK. 315 00:13:27,835 --> 00:13:30,085 IF YOU GET THE CLOWN BACK, YOU GET TO PUT ON A SHOW. 316 00:13:30,168 --> 00:13:32,252 YOU PUT ON A SHOW, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK, AND THEN YOU GET TO 317 00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:35,085 GO ON VACATION! 318 00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:36,585 Pickles: WAIT A MINUTE. 319 00:13:36,669 --> 00:13:40,002 HOW IS SHE NOT 14 YEARS OLD, AGAIN? 320 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,252 AH-KA-KA, HELLO? 321 00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:42,877 HMM. 322 00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,085 KA-KA, ANYBODY HOME? 323 00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:46,502 KA-KA? 324 00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:50,085 GOT A TANK OF JET FUEL, READY TO TRADE FOR SOME -- KAAH! 325 00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:50,961 WA-AAH! 326 00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:52,252 YA-KMM! 327 00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:53,585 YEE-OHH! 328 00:13:53,669 --> 00:13:57,126 YA-WAAH! 329 00:13:57,210 --> 00:14:01,961 THEY MUST HAVE ALL DIED FROM SNORTING THIS C-C-CRAP. 330 00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:04,835 DR. ROCKSO CAN'T HAVE YOUR LOVING. 331 00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:09,085 NO MORE THROBBING CLOWN BONE IN YOUR WET OVEN. 332 00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:09,710 NO MORE. 333 00:14:09,794 --> 00:14:11,627 [ SNIFFS ] NO MORE. 334 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:15,126 G-G-GOODBYE, DORY McLEAN. 335 00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:17,126 [ SNIFFING ] OH, BA-GA-BA, BA-BA-BA. 336 00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:26,085 COME AND GET A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. 337 00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:29,335 CHECK IT OUT, NOW -- I'M AN ELEPHANT FACE, SUCKING ON A BIG 338 00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:30,961 OLD ONE OF THESE NOW. 339 00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:34,794 [ SMOOCHING ] OH, LOOK OUT! 340 00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:37,627 GA-BA-DA, GA-BA-DA, GA-BA-DA, GA-BA-DA, GA-BA-DA! 341 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,335 OHH, I JUST MADE A MESS ALL OVER. 342 00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:41,377 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 343 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:42,252 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 344 00:14:42,335 --> 00:14:43,502 HE GONNA KILL YOU. 345 00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:45,252 [ LAUGHS ] HE GONNA KILL YOU. 346 00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:46,669 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 347 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:47,669 HE GONNA KILL YOU. 348 00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:49,002 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 349 00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:49,502 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. AAH! 350 00:14:50,252 --> 00:14:51,377 HE GONNA KILL YOU. 351 00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,502 HE GONNA KILL YOU. 352 00:14:52,585 --> 00:14:54,335 HE GONNA -- I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 353 00:14:54,418 --> 00:14:55,377 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 354 00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:56,377 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 355 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,168 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 356 00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,835 [ STUTTERING ] COCAINE! 357 00:14:59,919 --> 00:15:00,502 I'M ALIVE! 358 00:15:00,585 --> 00:15:01,794 Nathan: BOOYAH! 359 00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:02,710 Pickles: YEAH! 360 00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:04,502 ROCKSO, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 361 00:15:04,585 --> 00:15:08,126 YOU'RE COMING WITH US, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY -- WE FOUND HER. 362 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:12,043 DORY McLEAN IS COMING TO YOUR SHOW, AND SHE WANT'S TO SEE YOU. 363 00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:14,168 SHE WANT TO SEE DR. ROCKSO? 364 00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:15,460 Pickles: AFTER YOU PERFORM. 365 00:15:15,543 --> 00:15:17,877 Nathan: HEY, YOU GUYS, PACK UP THIS FUCKING CLOWN. 366 00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:19,377 WE GOT A SHOW TO GO TO. 367 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,377 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] Pickles: OKAY, ROCKSO, WE GOT 368 00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:26,335 YOU TO THE SHOW, WE TRACKED DOWN THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS, BUT NOW 369 00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:29,710 YOU GOT TO HELP US OUT BY HELPING OUT OUR FRIEND -- TOKI. 370 00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:31,460 HE NEEDS THE CLOWN. 371 00:15:31,543 --> 00:15:34,043 Skwisgaar: NEEDS THAT CLOWNS. 372 00:15:34,126 --> 00:15:37,293 Nathan: YEAH. DO IT FUCKFACE. Murderface: NOW LET'S GET TO 373 00:15:37,377 --> 00:15:38,460 THAT SCALPING. 374 00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:39,543 WHO NEEDS A TICKET? 375 00:15:39,627 --> 00:15:40,877 GOT TWO. GOT TWO. 376 00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:43,252 HEY, YOU, YOU NEED TICKETS TO THE SHOW? 377 00:15:43,335 --> 00:15:44,919 WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF, DICKFACE? 378 00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:45,919 Murderface: DICKFACE? 379 00:15:46,002 --> 00:15:47,168 DO I LOOK LIKE A DICKFACE? 380 00:15:47,252 --> 00:15:48,460 Nathan: NO COMMENT. 381 00:15:48,543 --> 00:15:51,335 Murderface: I CAN'T SELL ANY OF THESE FUCKING TICKETS. 382 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,335 HMM. 383 00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:59,585 FRANKLIN MINT? 384 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:00,627 THE MONSTER IS COMING. 385 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,961 THE MONSTER IS COMING. 386 00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:03,126 THE MONSTER IS COMING. 387 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:04,252 THE MONSTER IS COMING. 388 00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:06,377 THE MONSTER IS COMING. 389 00:16:21,961 --> 00:16:25,543 IT'S ME, YOUR OLD PAL -- DR. ROCKSO! 390 00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:28,210 I COULD NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE. 391 00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:29,585 WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. 392 00:16:29,669 --> 00:16:32,919 WE'RE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! 393 00:16:33,002 --> 00:16:34,126 Toki: OH, ROCKSO, YOU BACK! 394 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,126 THAT'S RIGHT, KA-KA-KA BABY. 395 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:37,919 Toki: WHAT'S ABOUT THE SHOW? 396 00:16:38,002 --> 00:16:40,961 OH, YOU DON'T THINK I'D DO THAT SHOW WITHOUT TOKI? 397 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,335 Toki: OH, DR ROCKSO! 398 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:48,002 LADIES AND GENTLESMENS, TONIGHTS IT AMS MY HONORS TO GIVES TO 399 00:16:48,085 --> 00:16:51,543 YOUS THE ULTIMATES IN ROCKS 'N' ROLLS SURVIVORS. 400 00:16:51,627 --> 00:16:55,669 FOR THE FIRST TIMES IN OVER 20 YEARS, ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ! 401 00:16:55,752 --> 00:16:59,418 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ TAKE A SNOWY FLIGHT UP TO 402 00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:03,919 CHINA ♪ ♪ UP TWO TUNNELS TO WONDERLAND 403 00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:06,961 ♪ TWO EYES STARING RIGHT AT YOU ♪ 404 00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:12,252 ♪ SHOOTING WHITE LIGHTNING FROM HER MAMMARY GLANDS ♪ 405 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:18,627 ♪ OH, BABY CAUGHT MY EYE ♪ I WANT TO SNORT THOSE THIGHS 406 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:22,126 ♪ OW, OHH ♪ WANT TO SNIFF YOUR SOUL 407 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:25,252 ♪ OOH ♪ DORY McLEAN 408 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:29,126 ♪ AND SHE'S ONLY FOURTEEN ♪ GONNA SUCK IT ALL NIGHT 409 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:31,919 ♪ SHE'S A SWEET SUCKING QUEEN ♪ YOU GOT TO SUCK IT THROUGH THE 410 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:38,418 TOP AND STAY WITH ME ♪ ♪ DORY 411 00:17:38,502 --> 00:17:39,460 Toki: OH, WE DIDS IT! 412 00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:40,961 Murderface: GREAT WORK, PAL! 413 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:44,627 Nathan: TOKI, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT DR. ROCKSO IS 414 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:45,335 FUCKING AMAZING! 415 00:17:45,418 --> 00:17:46,585 Toki: THANKS! 416 00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:50,335 HEY, MURDERFACE, DID YOU ENDS UP SCALPINGS THEM TICKETS? 417 00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:52,002 AW FUCK YEAH! 418 00:17:52,085 --> 00:17:53,002 I SOLD EVERY ONE! Toki: AWESOME! 419 00:17:53,961 --> 00:17:54,961 HOW MUCH DID YOU MAKES? 420 00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:57,460 Murderface: FUCK DUDE, I'LL SHOW YOU! 421 00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:00,293 LOOK AT ALL THESE QUARTERS! 422 00:18:00,377 --> 00:18:04,002 Toki: OHH, NOOOOOOO! 423 00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:06,043 OHH, NO, NO! 424 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,210 AAH! 425 00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:10,293 FIRE! 426 00:18:10,377 --> 00:18:11,002 THERE'S A FIRE! 427 00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:16,710 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 428 00:18:16,794 --> 00:18:17,877 Toki: OH, SORRY. 429 00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:20,210 I GUESS I FUCKED UP YOUR WHOLE STUPIDS COMESBACKS. 430 00:18:20,293 --> 00:18:21,627 OH, WELL. 431 00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:24,085 HE'S ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW, SO JUST TAKE EVERYTHING HE SAYS 432 00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:26,210 WITH A GRAIN OF -- Toki: FUCK YOU. 433 00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:29,043 GUYS, UH, YOU KNOW, AN ACT OF GOD CLAUSE -- FIRE PROTECTION, 434 00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:31,126 UH, SAVED OUR ASSES AGAIN. 435 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,543 Nathan: ROCKSO, I'M SO SORRY THAT THIS WENT DOWN LIKE THIS 436 00:18:34,627 --> 00:18:36,919 BUT, UH, WE'RE GOING ON VACATION NOW. 437 00:18:37,002 --> 00:18:39,335 Pickles: GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD DO IT NOW. 438 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:39,877 ROCKSO? 439 00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:41,168 KA, WHAT? 440 00:18:41,252 --> 00:18:43,710 Pickles: YOU MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN, BUT WE HAVEN'T. 441 00:18:43,794 --> 00:18:50,835 SAY HELLO TO DORY McLEAN. 442 00:18:50,919 --> 00:18:56,210 LEONARD, IT'S ME -- DORY, DORY McLEAN. 443 00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:59,252 DAMN! YOU GOT KA-KA-KA OLD! 444 00:18:59,335 --> 00:19:02,002 WELL, IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. 445 00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:03,002 EEE. 446 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,377 YEAH, I-I GREW UP. 447 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,752 KA-KA-KA EW. 448 00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:06,919 I'M MARRIED TO A LAWYER. 449 00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:08,293 YOU'RE FAT. 450 00:19:08,377 --> 00:19:11,335 WELL, LEONARD, IT'S REALLY, REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 451 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,669 YEAH. UH, YOU OLD. 452 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,460 WELL, I'M -- I'M GLAD I GOT TO SAY HI. 453 00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:17,252 SO, I'M GOING TO GET GOING. 454 00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:19,252 COME ON, CHASTITY! 455 00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:20,710 HUH? CHASTITY?! 456 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:21,585 OH. 457 00:19:21,669 --> 00:19:24,418 [ CHUCKLES ] SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 458 00:19:24,502 --> 00:19:28,168 KA-KA-KA! HELLOOOOO! 33940

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