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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:05,335 [ CROWD CHANTING "DETHKLOK!" ] THESE ARE YOU NEW, ENHANCED 2 00:00:05,418 --> 00:00:06,669 HOVER DRUMS. 3 00:00:06,752 --> 00:00:08,961 THEY'RE FASTER, LOUDER, AND YOU'VE A WIRELESS NAVIGATION 4 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:11,710 SYSTEM THAT'S GOOD UP TO 2,000 MILES WITHIN CONCERT RADIUS. 5 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:13,126 YOU'RE EQUIPPED WITH WIRELESS STAGE MONITORS. 6 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:15,502 Pickles: WHERE IS THE -- THE THROTTLE IS BETWEEN YOUR 7 00:00:15,585 --> 00:00:16,460 DOUBLE KICKS AND HIGH-HAT PEDAL. ITS ALL VERY RUDIMENTARY. 8 00:00:17,502 --> 00:00:18,961 ANY QUESTIONS? 9 00:00:19,043 --> 00:00:20,293 Pickles: UM, HOW DO I -- [ ALARM BLARES ] 10 00:00:20,377 --> 00:00:21,126 OOH, YOU'RE ON NOW! 11 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:24,126 Pickles: OKAY! LET'S DO THIS! 12 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:26,418 [ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] Nathan: ♪ ONE TOUCH... 13 00:00:39,043 --> 00:00:41,710 CONTAGIOUS ♪ ♪ PUT AWAY AT THE PUNCH OF A 14 00:00:41,794 --> 00:00:47,752 BASS ♪ [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 15 00:00:47,835 --> 00:00:51,377 ♪ TAKE THE POWER AND TRADE IT AWAY... ♪ 16 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:52,669 Pickles: WHOA! 17 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:54,919 Charles: HOVER DRUMS MALFUNCTION. 18 00:00:55,002 --> 00:00:57,669 DISPATCH 3522 AND 7611 TECH TEAMS NOW! 19 00:00:57,752 --> 00:01:02,710 Nathan: ♪ I WILL TAKE MYSELF OUT OF THIS COFFIN ♪ 20 00:01:02,794 --> 00:01:04,961 ♪ I WILL TAKE MYSELF OUT OF THIS LIFE ♪ 21 00:01:05,043 --> 00:01:05,877 Charles: WHERE IS HE NOW? 22 00:01:05,961 --> 00:01:07,669 HE'S OVER THE OCEAN, SIRE. 23 00:01:07,752 --> 00:01:09,877 Nathan: ♪ I WILL PAY MY... Charles: HE'S TOTALLY OUT OF 24 00:01:09,961 --> 00:01:10,669 CONTROL. 25 00:01:10,752 --> 00:01:12,126 WE'VE GOT TO LAND HIM NOW! 26 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:18,585 Nathan: ♪ I WILL DRINK THE LIQUID, AND I WILL BE REBORN ♪ 27 00:01:18,669 --> 00:01:21,919 AAH! 28 00:01:22,002 --> 00:01:32,502 Nathan: ♪ REBORN ♪ REBORN 29 00:01:32,585 --> 00:01:38,543 ♪ REBORN ♪ I'M ALIVE 30 00:01:38,627 --> 00:01:41,877 GET THOSE PLANES OUT OF HERE NOW! 31 00:01:41,961 --> 00:01:45,377 Pickles: WH-O-O-O-OA! 32 00:01:52,794 --> 00:01:55,377 Charles: PICKLES, WE JUST GOT YOUR TOXICOLOGY REPORT BACK, AND 33 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:57,293 IT SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE 100% ALCOHOL IN YOUR SYSTEM. 34 00:01:57,377 --> 00:01:59,502 YOU CAUSED BILLIONS IN DAMAGE, AND THE AUTHORITIES WANT TO MAKE 35 00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:00,126 AN EXAMPLE OF YOU. 36 00:02:00,210 --> 00:02:01,502 Nathan: YEAH. 37 00:02:01,585 --> 00:02:04,418 TO AVOID ANY PROBLEMS, WE MADE THE DECISION TO SEND YOU TO 38 00:02:04,502 --> 00:02:08,543 REHAB. 39 00:02:08,627 --> 00:02:11,002 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 40 00:02:11,085 --> 00:02:13,543 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK 41 00:02:13,627 --> 00:02:16,794 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 42 00:02:16,877 --> 00:02:20,377 DETHKLOK! ♪ ♪ I'M...TICKING... 43 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:24,043 FOR...THE... ♪ ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK 44 00:02:24,126 --> 00:02:26,460 ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER THAN A TREE ♪ 45 00:02:26,543 --> 00:02:29,126 ♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪ 46 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:31,752 ♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪ 47 00:02:31,835 --> 00:02:34,418 ♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY ♪ 48 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:36,377 ♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION Pickles: REHAB? 49 00:02:41,585 --> 00:02:43,752 Charles: PICKLES, WE HAVE A GREAT DEAL TO DISCUSS REGARDING 50 00:02:43,835 --> 00:02:45,710 YOUR MOVE TO REHAB, BUT, UH, YOUR BROTHER, SETH, HAS BEEN 51 00:02:45,794 --> 00:02:47,043 CALLING A LOT. 52 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,210 I JUST WANT TO PLAY THIS MESSAGE BEFORE WE GET INTO IT. 53 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,293 HERE WE GO. 54 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,043 PICKLES, IT'S ME -- YOUR BROTHER, SETH. 55 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:52,752 [ SCOFFS ] BOY, DID YOU REALLY FUCK UP 56 00:02:52,835 --> 00:02:54,043 OUT THERE, HUH? 57 00:02:54,126 --> 00:02:56,085 ANYWAY, I'M HERE RUNNING DETHKLOK AUSTRALIA, AND I NEED 58 00:02:56,168 --> 00:02:58,293 TO, UH FUCKING BORROW $5 MILLION -- YOU KNOW, GOT INTO 59 00:02:58,377 --> 00:02:59,293 SOME TROUBLE. 60 00:02:59,377 --> 00:03:00,794 ANYWAY, SO, GET BACK TO ME ON THAT. 61 00:03:00,877 --> 00:03:03,002 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, TRY NOT TO FUCK UP SO MUCH. 62 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:04,961 YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER COULD HOLD YOUR ALCOHOL. 63 00:03:05,043 --> 00:03:07,877 ANYWAY, YOU'RE MAKING MY JOB HARDER, SO, UH FUCKIN' UH, BYE. 64 00:03:07,961 --> 00:03:11,002 Pickles: I WOULD RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN GIVE THAT 65 00:03:11,085 --> 00:03:12,460 FUCKING ASSHOLE $5 MILLION. 66 00:03:12,543 --> 00:03:14,502 WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SHOW UP WHEN I'M AT MY ABSOLUTE WORST? 67 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:15,126 Nathan: HEY, PICKLES. 68 00:03:15,210 --> 00:03:16,585 HE'S YOUR BROTHER. 69 00:03:16,669 --> 00:03:18,293 Pickles: W-WHAT ARE YOU -- Nathan: BE COOL, ALL RIGHT? 70 00:03:18,377 --> 00:03:20,752 Charles: UH, BUT BACK TO THIS REHAB BUSINESS, TO RECAP, IT'S 71 00:03:20,835 --> 00:03:23,210 COSTING US A LOT, AND THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES WANT A SCAPEGOAT. 72 00:03:23,293 --> 00:03:25,126 Nathan: SO WE OFFERED THEM YOU 'CAUSE YOU WERE DRINKING A 73 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:26,126 LOT. 74 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:27,460 Pickles: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! 75 00:03:27,543 --> 00:03:28,710 IT WAS A TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION! 76 00:03:28,794 --> 00:03:29,710 Nathan: DENIAL, HUH? DENIAL, RIGHT GUYS? 77 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,335 Murderface: DENIAL! 78 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:32,502 Skwisgaar: TEXTBOOKS CASE. 79 00:03:32,585 --> 00:03:34,293 Nathan: RIGHT THERE -- IT SAYS IT IN THE BOOK. 80 00:03:34,377 --> 00:03:36,168 LOOK, PICKLES, TO PUT IT BLUNTLY, YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOUR 81 00:03:36,252 --> 00:03:37,377 BOOZE. 82 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:38,877 Murderface: CAN'T HANDLE YOUR BOOZE, PICKLES! 83 00:03:38,961 --> 00:03:40,252 Skwisgaar: YOU AMS A LIGHTWEIGHTS. 84 00:03:40,335 --> 00:03:43,377 Nathan: YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOUR BOOZE, AND WE CAN. 85 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:48,418 [ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] FLYING HOVER DRUMS ALL ACROSS 86 00:03:48,502 --> 00:03:49,835 MOZAMBIQUE -- WHO DOES THAT, REALLY? 87 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:51,669 Pickles: IT'S PART OF THE SHOW! 88 00:03:51,752 --> 00:03:52,543 Nathan: UH-HUH. YEAH. EXCUSES, EXCUSES. 89 00:03:53,627 --> 00:03:54,377 Pickles: I HATE YOU ALL. I REALLY DO. 90 00:03:55,418 --> 00:03:57,002 Nathan: TRY TO CALM DOWN, PICKLES! 91 00:03:57,085 --> 00:03:58,377 THAT'S THE BOOZE TALKING! 92 00:03:58,460 --> 00:03:59,502 Pickles: GUYS, SERIOUSLY. 93 00:03:59,585 --> 00:04:00,752 THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND. 94 00:04:00,835 --> 00:04:02,252 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT BOOZE? 95 00:04:02,335 --> 00:04:03,210 IT'S MY WHOLE LIFE. 96 00:04:03,293 --> 00:04:04,877 Nathan: YOU COULD EAT AN APPLE. 97 00:04:04,961 --> 00:04:06,085 YOU COULD ALWAYS EAT AN APPLE... 98 00:04:06,168 --> 00:04:07,335 INSTEAD OF DRINKING. 99 00:04:07,418 --> 00:04:09,794 Skwisgaar: YOU CANS TRY INSTEAD OF DOINGS DRUGS, 100 00:04:09,877 --> 00:04:12,627 JACKINGS OFF WHILE YOUS CHOKES YOURSELFS WITH A LEATHER BELTS 101 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,710 AROUND YOUR THROATS, CLOSE TO THE POINTS OF DEATH. 102 00:04:14,794 --> 00:04:16,502 Nathan: YEAH, THAT'S A NATURAL HIGH. 103 00:04:16,585 --> 00:04:18,126 Murderface: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, CLEAN FUN. 104 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:18,794 I DO IT EVERY MORNING. 105 00:04:18,877 --> 00:04:20,210 Charles: OKAY, GUYS. 106 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,293 I REALLY, REALLY DON'T WANT TO PROMOTE AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION, 107 00:04:22,377 --> 00:04:22,961 OKAY? Murderface: GOD! 108 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:25,002 LIVE A LITTLE BIT, GRANDMA! 109 00:04:25,085 --> 00:04:26,835 Charles: I'M TRYING -- IT'S AN EMBARRASSING DEATH. 110 00:04:26,919 --> 00:04:29,002 YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO COLOR IT DIFFERENTLY IN THE MEDIA. 111 00:04:29,085 --> 00:04:30,835 Murderface: I THINK IT'S AN AWESOME DEATH. 112 00:04:30,919 --> 00:04:32,210 Nathan: FUCKING BAD-ASS DEATH. 113 00:04:32,293 --> 00:04:33,377 Toki: YEAH. 114 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:35,043 IT'S BETTER THAN BLOWING UP IN THE SPACE SHUTTLE. 115 00:04:35,126 --> 00:04:37,710 Charles: LOOK, PICKLES, I-IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PACK YOUR 116 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:39,377 BAGS AND START LIVING SOBER. 117 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:41,669 I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT HAS TO BE. 118 00:04:41,752 --> 00:04:44,377 [ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] Pickles: ♪ THEY DID IT 119 00:04:47,335 --> 00:04:49,543 ♪ THEY DID IT ♪ THEY FINALLY FUCKING DID IT 120 00:04:49,627 --> 00:04:53,168 ♪ THEY THREW ME UNDER THE BUS ♪ THEY THINK THEY'RE SO PERFECT, 121 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:55,460 CAN HANDLE THEIR BOOZE ♪ ♪ WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, 122 00:04:55,543 --> 00:04:59,126 THEY CANNOT ♪ ♪ WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO GET RID 123 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:02,502 OF ME? ♪ ♪ I'M FUN AND TOTALLY COOL 124 00:05:02,585 --> 00:05:04,919 ♪ UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN TALKING BEHIND MY BACK ♪ 125 00:05:05,002 --> 00:05:07,293 ♪ AND THEY KNOW SOMETHING THAT I DO NOT ♪ 126 00:05:07,377 --> 00:05:12,919 ♪ WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO BETRA-A-A-A-YED ♪ 127 00:05:13,002 --> 00:05:17,293 ♪ THOSE BASTARDS WANT ME OUT OF THE WA-A-A-A-Y ♪ 128 00:05:17,377 --> 00:05:20,418 ♪ YEAH ♪ SEND ME AWAY SO I CAN GET 129 00:05:20,502 --> 00:05:22,168 CLEAN ♪ ♪ I THINK I KNOW WHAT THEY 130 00:05:22,252 --> 00:05:23,961 REALLY MEAN ♪ ♪ LAUGH WHILE THEY PLUNGE ME 131 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:26,418 DEEPER ♪ ♪ SO THEY CAN FUCKING REPLACE 132 00:05:26,502 --> 00:05:28,418 ME ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IT'S COME 133 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:29,710 TO THIS ♪ ♪ I'M FILLED WITH ANGER 134 00:05:29,794 --> 00:05:31,502 AND SO MUCH PISS ♪ ♪ I CALLED THEM FRIEND, 135 00:05:31,585 --> 00:05:33,961 I CALLED THEM FAMILY ♪ ♪ NOW I THINK THAT THEY'RE 136 00:05:34,085 --> 00:05:39,585 REPLACING ME-E-E-E-E ♪ ♪ REPLACE ME? 137 00:05:39,669 --> 00:05:43,418 ♪ DON'T REPLACE ME ♪ PLEASE, DON'T REPLACE ME 138 00:05:43,502 --> 00:05:47,335 ♪ I GOT TO GET CLEAN ♪ I GOT TO GET CLEAN 139 00:05:47,418 --> 00:05:53,252 ♪ I GOT TO GET CLEAN OH, GOD, I GOT TO GET CLEAN! 140 00:05:55,585 --> 00:05:57,418 [ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS ] 141 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:02,002 ♪ BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE PARTY'S 142 00:06:02,085 --> 00:06:07,377 OVER ♪ ♪ GONNA HAVE ONE MORE FOR THE 143 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:12,293 ROAD ♪ ♪ FEEL LIKE I NEVER REALLY GOT 144 00:06:12,377 --> 00:06:15,335 TO KNOW YOU ♪ NOT REALLY. 145 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:20,877 ♪ IT GAVE ME SO MUCH, I DON'T THINK I'M READY TO LET GO ♪ 146 00:06:20,961 --> 00:06:26,335 ♪ YOU GAVE ME COURAGE ♪ YOU GAVE ME CLASS 147 00:06:26,418 --> 00:06:30,043 ♪ YOU GAVE ME CONFIDENCE ♪ AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M 148 00:06:30,126 --> 00:06:40,335 GONNA DO WITHOUT YOU ♪ ♪ WITHOUT YOU 149 00:06:40,418 --> 00:06:47,002 GOD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITHOUT YOU. 150 00:06:47,085 --> 00:06:49,710 OH, GOD! 151 00:06:49,794 --> 00:06:52,543 OH, NO! 152 00:06:52,627 --> 00:06:54,502 OH! 153 00:06:54,585 --> 00:06:58,210 ♪ IT'S THE SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪ 154 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,502 ♪ OOH, OOH Pickles: ♪ THIS IS THE 155 00:07:00,585 --> 00:07:04,502 SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH 156 00:07:04,585 --> 00:07:08,335 Pickles: ♪ THIS IS THE SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪ 157 00:07:08,418 --> 00:07:11,168 ♪ OOH, OOH Pickles: ♪ THIS IS THE 158 00:07:11,252 --> 00:07:15,043 SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH 159 00:07:15,126 --> 00:07:22,168 Pickles: ♪ THIS IS THE SADDEST DAY IN THE WORLD ♪ 160 00:07:25,502 --> 00:07:27,752 Charles: NOW, AN UNFORTUNATE SCHEDULING CONFLICT HAS COME UP 161 00:07:27,835 --> 00:07:29,043 AS A RESULT OF ALL OF THIS. 162 00:07:29,126 --> 00:07:31,210 YOU HAVE A SHOW TO PERFORM, BUT PICKLES WILL BE IN REHAB. 163 00:07:31,293 --> 00:07:33,043 Nathan: SO, WE CAN'T PLAY WITH A DRUMMER? 164 00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:35,669 YOU KNOW, THAT'LL TAKE A LOT OF THE RHYTHMIC ELEMENT OUT OF THE 165 00:07:35,752 --> 00:07:36,961 SONGS, I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK? 166 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:39,627 Charles: WELL, I THINK I'VE FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. 167 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,168 YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH PICKLES, BUT YOU CAN PLAY WITH A MACHINE. 168 00:07:42,252 --> 00:07:44,585 YOU CAN PLAY WITH A DRUM MACHINE. 169 00:07:44,669 --> 00:07:46,585 [ DRUM MACHINE PLAYS ] 170 00:07:53,669 --> 00:07:54,627 Toki: WHOA! LOOKS AT THATS! 171 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:55,418 Nathan: WHOA. THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING COOL. 172 00:07:56,502 --> 00:07:57,085 Murderface: OH, MY GOSH! THAT'S BAD-ASS! 173 00:07:58,168 --> 00:07:59,502 Charles: UH, GOOD, THEN. 174 00:07:59,585 --> 00:08:01,418 IN THE MEANTIME, YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO WATCH THIS INSTRUCTIONAL 175 00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:02,418 VIDEO IN ORDER TO OPERATE IT. HEY, PALS! 176 00:08:03,502 --> 00:08:05,794 IT'S ME, FACEBONES! 177 00:08:05,877 --> 00:08:07,335 Nathan: HEY, LOOK. FACEBONES. 178 00:08:07,418 --> 00:08:09,418 AND LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR NEWEST ROBOT PAL AND 179 00:08:09,502 --> 00:08:11,043 BAND MEMBER, X2P1158! 180 00:08:11,126 --> 00:08:14,043 HE'S THE COOLEST HIGH-TECH DRUM MACHINE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND AND 181 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:16,669 CAN PLAY ANY STYLE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LATIN, SOUL, 182 00:08:16,752 --> 00:08:19,627 R&B, ROCK, ADULT CONTEMPORARY, FUSION, LATIN FUSION, AND DILDO 183 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:21,460 FUSION, TOO! 184 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,752 AND HE CAN OUTPERFORM ANY DRUMMER AND IS CAPABLE OF 185 00:08:23,835 --> 00:08:25,710 PERFORMING UP TO 200 POLYRHYTHMS AT ONCE. 186 00:08:25,794 --> 00:08:27,877 HE CAN ALSO PERFORM THE DEADLY HEXI-KICKS. 187 00:08:27,961 --> 00:08:29,002 CHECK IT OUT! 188 00:08:29,085 --> 00:08:31,460 [ RAPID DRUM BEATS PLAY ] WOW! 189 00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:34,418 AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, THEY CAN HANDLE THEIR ALCOHOL -- NOT LIKE 190 00:08:34,502 --> 00:08:35,543 SOME DRUMMERS. 191 00:08:35,627 --> 00:08:37,502 Nathan: HOLY SHIT IT'S THE PERFECT DRUMMER. 192 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:40,460 Skwisgaar: IF WE COULD ONLY FINDS ONE THAT PLAYS RHYTHM 193 00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:41,335 GUITARS, TOOS. 194 00:08:41,418 --> 00:08:42,627 Toki: THATS WOULD BE COOLS. 195 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,335 ANOTHER ROBOTS PALS. 196 00:08:44,418 --> 00:08:45,669 WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! 197 00:08:45,752 --> 00:08:47,126 WARNING! 198 00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:49,502 THE X2P1158 IS EQUIPPED WITH A 10,000 MEGATON SELF-DETONATION 199 00:08:49,585 --> 00:08:52,460 DEVICE AND, IN RARE CASES, CAN BECOME SELF-AWARE AND CAUSE 200 00:08:52,543 --> 00:08:53,543 DANGEROUS HARM TO HUMANS! 201 00:08:53,627 --> 00:08:55,627 IF THAT'S THE CASE, CONTACT THE MANUFACTURER. 202 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:56,669 NOT OUR PROBLEM! 203 00:08:56,752 --> 00:09:00,460 BUT THAT PROBABLY WONT HAPPEN ANYHO-O-O! 204 00:09:00,543 --> 00:09:03,919 THANKS FOR WATCHING AND ENJOY PLAYING WITH THE X2P1158! 205 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,293 I'M FACEBONES! 206 00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:08,377 G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOODBYE! 207 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,585 Nathan: HEY, PICKLES ISN'T GONNA CARE THAT HE'S BEING 208 00:09:10,669 --> 00:09:11,543 REPLACED, IS HE? 209 00:09:11,627 --> 00:09:13,335 Skwisgaar: NAH, HE'LL BE FINES. 210 00:09:13,418 --> 00:09:16,502 HE AMS PROBABLY BEEN SETTLINGS IN REAL NICELYS AND ADJUSTINGS 211 00:09:16,585 --> 00:09:17,835 IN REHABS. 212 00:09:17,919 --> 00:09:20,585 Murderface: YEAH, PROBABLY LIVING LIKE A FUCKING KING! 213 00:09:21,752 --> 00:09:23,752 [ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 214 00:09:30,335 --> 00:09:32,418 Pickles: ♪ OH, I HATE REHAB 215 00:09:32,502 --> 00:09:34,752 SO DAMN MUCH ♪ ♪ I CAN'T GET OUT 216 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:38,377 ♪ I CAN'T GET OUT ♪ THEY DRAG ME BACK, I KICK AND 217 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:40,377 FIGHT ♪ ♪ I'M SPITTING ON THINGS, 218 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:44,293 I'M STARTING FIGHTS ♪ ♪ LACK OF BOOZE IS KILLING ME 219 00:09:44,377 --> 00:09:46,877 ♪ I NEED A DRINK, GIVE ME A DRINK ♪ 220 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,794 ♪ OH, REHAB SUCKS, I WANT TO RUN AWAY ♪ 221 00:09:49,877 --> 00:09:52,460 ♪ BUT THOSE DOCTORS ARE MAKING ME STAY, AND THEY SAY ♪ 222 00:09:52,543 --> 00:09:54,961 ♪ GOT SEVERAL STEPS YOU NEED TO COMPLETE ♪ 223 00:09:55,043 --> 00:09:57,585 ♪ SO YOU CAN GET CLEAN, GET BACK ON YOUR FEET ♪ 224 00:09:57,669 --> 00:10:00,543 ♪ I DON'T NEED THIS, I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP ♪ 225 00:10:00,627 --> 00:10:02,835 ♪ YOU'RE ALL STUPID IDIOTS ♪ YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL 226 00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,585 ♪ SHOCK 'EM NOW [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 227 00:10:04,669 --> 00:10:06,794 ♪ THERE IS NO ESCAPE ♪ SAME GOES FOR ALL OF YOU UNTIL 228 00:10:06,877 --> 00:10:09,794 I LET YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE ♪ ♪ NOW, YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS, 229 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,460 THAT'S THE TRUTH ♪ ♪ YOU'RE NARCISSISTIC PARASITES, 230 00:10:12,543 --> 00:10:17,210 BUT WE CAN SAVE YOU ♪ ♪ BUT YOU GOT TO TELL US WHY 231 00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:20,126 ♪ OH, THE REASONS YOU GOT HIGH ♪ 232 00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:25,418 ♪ THE REASON THAT YOU USED ♪ THE CAUSE FOR YOUR ABUSE 233 00:10:25,502 --> 00:10:30,669 ♪ IF WE COULD FIND A WAY ♪ WE COULD TREAT YOU AND SAY 234 00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:33,252 ♪ OH, THE ACTION THAT WE'LL TAKE ♪ 235 00:10:33,335 --> 00:10:35,418 ♪ OOH, THE WAY THAT YOU'LL BE SAVED ♪ 236 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,418 ♪ WHY DID YOU DRINK? Pickles: ♪ I DRINK BECAUSE 237 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:38,794 IT'S COOL ♪ ♪ OH, WHY DID YOU DRINK? 238 00:10:38,877 --> 00:10:40,627 Pickles: ♪ I DRINK BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD ♪ 239 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:42,543 ♪ WHY DID YOU ABUSE? Pickles: ♪ I REALLY LIKE THE 240 00:10:42,627 --> 00:10:44,502 FLAVOR ♪ ♪ THAT ANSWER JUST WON'T DO 241 00:10:44,585 --> 00:10:46,752 Pickles: ♪ IT'LL HAVE TO DO ♪ IT'LL HAVE TO DO 242 00:10:46,835 --> 00:10:50,877 ♪ IT'LL HAVE TO DO-O-O-O-O ♪ IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT I 243 00:10:50,961 --> 00:10:53,002 NEED TO HEAR ♪ ♪ YOU'LL NEVER GET CLEAN, 244 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:55,502 YOU'LL ALWAYS LIVE IN FEAR ♪ ♪ YOU'LL NEVER GO HOME, YOU'LL 245 00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:58,043 BE REPLACED IN YOUR BAND ♪ ♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 246 00:10:58,126 --> 00:10:59,710 Pickles: ♪ YES, I UNDERSTAND ♪ 247 00:10:59,794 --> 00:11:02,502 ♪ WHEN I WAS A BOY, I WAS TRAUMATIZED ♪ 248 00:11:02,585 --> 00:11:04,752 ♪ I WAS 6 YEARS OLD, AND MY BROTHER LIED ♪ 249 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:07,585 ♪ HE BURNED DOWN THE GARAGE, AND HE BLAMED IT ON ME ♪ 250 00:11:07,669 --> 00:11:10,585 ♪ AND THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER HAD A DRINK ♪ 251 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:13,085 ♪ I DRANK, I DRANK ♪ I DRANK IT ALL AWAY 252 00:11:13,168 --> 00:11:15,710 ♪ IT'S MY BROTHER'S FAULT ♪ IT'S MY BROTHER'S FAULT 253 00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:19,460 ♪ THAT'S THE REASON THAT I DRI-I-I-NK! ♪ 254 00:11:19,543 --> 00:11:25,418 ♪ YOU MUST FORGIVE YOUR BROTHER ♪ 255 00:11:25,502 --> 00:11:26,418 Pickles: NO WAY. 256 00:11:26,502 --> 00:11:30,502 Nathan: [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 257 00:11:30,585 --> 00:11:40,002 [ SCREAMS ] [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 258 00:11:40,085 --> 00:11:41,418 ♪ ALL RIGHT! Toki: WHOO-WHEE! 259 00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:42,252 Murderface: YEAH! 260 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,627 Toki: OH, THAT'S BAD-ASS! 261 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:45,794 Nathan: THAT WAS THE FUCKING BEST REHEARSAL WE'VE EVER HAD. 262 00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:47,543 THIS DRUM MACHINE CAN FUCKING PLAY. 263 00:11:47,627 --> 00:11:49,460 Skwisgaar: YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU MAKES US PLAYS BETTER, YOU 264 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,293 KNOW THAT? 265 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,460 Nathan: CHECK IT OUT. 266 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:52,794 HE EVEN DISPENSES BEER. 267 00:11:52,877 --> 00:11:56,168 MAN, WE'RE GONNA FUCKING KICK ASS IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA. 268 00:11:56,252 --> 00:11:57,502 THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM! 269 00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:59,919 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] Charles: GUYS, I KNOW YOU'RE, 270 00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:01,794 UH, REHEARSING AND, UH, HAVING FUN AND PALLING AROUND, BUT I 271 00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:03,794 HAVE SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO REINTRODUCE YOU TO -- THE 272 00:12:03,877 --> 00:12:05,835 FRESHLY SOBER AND REHABILITATED PICKLES. 273 00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:07,210 Pickles: HELLO, FRIENDS. 274 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:10,710 I'M BACK AND READY TO REJOIN AND PLAY AND -- WHAT THE HELL IS 275 00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:12,043 THAT THING?! 276 00:12:12,126 --> 00:12:13,210 Nathan: OH, NO BIG DEAL. 277 00:12:13,293 --> 00:12:14,543 IT'S JUST THE DRUM MACHINE. 278 00:12:14,627 --> 00:12:17,752 OH, YEAH, BY THE WAY, YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED. 279 00:12:25,502 --> 00:12:26,919 SHIT. I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN A 280 00:12:27,002 --> 00:12:29,919 REALLY LONG TIME, AND I WILL FUCKING RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, 281 00:12:30,002 --> 00:12:31,543 AND THAT IS A FUCKING THREAT. 282 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,543 THAT IS RIGHT -- THAT IS A THREAT! 283 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,168 HEY, GUYS! HOW'S IT GOING? 284 00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:36,710 OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M -- HEY, I'M SOBER! 285 00:12:36,794 --> 00:12:38,085 IT FEELS REALLY GOOD. 286 00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:40,377 Murderface: YEAH, PICKLES JUST AIN'T COOL NOW THAT HE'S 287 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,377 SOBER, YOU KNOW? 288 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,669 I MEAN, HE'S JUST NOT COOL. 289 00:12:42,752 --> 00:12:44,835 Nathan: JUST FUCKING FEELS WEIRD DRINKING AROUND HIM. 290 00:12:44,919 --> 00:12:47,377 Skwisgaar: YEAH, I AMS FEELINGS LIKE HE AMS JUDGING US. 291 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,543 LOOK AT HIM NOWS. 292 00:12:49,627 --> 00:12:51,043 Pickles: OH. 293 00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:53,043 [ MUMBLING ] Nathan: YEAH, LOOK AT HIM 294 00:12:53,126 --> 00:12:54,919 FUCKING LOOKING DOWN HIS NOSE AT US. 295 00:12:55,002 --> 00:12:57,710 FUCK! FUCKING DRUM MACHINE DOESN'T JUDGE US WHEN WE DRINK. 296 00:12:57,794 --> 00:13:00,418 Toki: DRUMS MACHINES AMS NEUTRALS LIKES FUCKING GERMANYS. 297 00:13:00,502 --> 00:13:04,252 Nathan: HE JUST FUCKING KICKS ASS, AND HE DRINKS WITH US! 298 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:06,210 MY GOD, HE IS A BAD-ASS! 299 00:13:06,293 --> 00:13:07,085 HE IS MY COOL ROBOT FRIEND! 300 00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:08,377 Pickles: UH, HEY, GUYS. 301 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,961 I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT SHOULDN'T WE, YOU KNOW, 302 00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:12,126 PRACTICE? 303 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:13,669 I MEAN, WE GOT THAT GIG COMING UP IN AUSTRALIA. 304 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,669 I MEAN, SHOULDN'T WE JUST -- [ ALL GROAN ] 305 00:13:15,752 --> 00:13:17,794 Murderface: UH, YOU SHOULD JUST HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH 306 00:13:17,877 --> 00:13:18,460 CHARLES. 307 00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:19,710 Toki: UH, YEAHS. 308 00:13:19,794 --> 00:13:22,794 MAYBES YOUS BETTER JUST TALKS TO CHARLES. 309 00:13:22,877 --> 00:13:24,627 Pickles: OH. OH, OKAY. 310 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,002 N-NO PROBLEM. 311 00:13:27,085 --> 00:13:29,293 IS THAT BEER PRETTY GOOD? 312 00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:30,377 IS IT TASTING ALL RIGHT? 313 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,919 Nathan: SEE WHAT I MEAN? 314 00:13:32,002 --> 00:13:33,377 JUDGING US. 315 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,585 Charles: PICKLES, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE 316 00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:37,377 LAST OF YOUR 12 STEPS -- FORGIVENESS. 317 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:38,377 Pickles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 318 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,752 I AM SOBER! 319 00:13:39,835 --> 00:13:41,168 Charles: WELL, PICKLES, YOU STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOUR 320 00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:42,252 BROTHER, SETH. 321 00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:43,919 Pickles: BUT I'VE DONE EVERYTHING ELSE! 322 00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:46,377 JUST LET ME -- WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THAT?! 323 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,752 I HATE HIM! 324 00:13:47,835 --> 00:13:49,919 Charles: IF YOU REALLY WANT BACK IN, GO TO AUSTRALIA, 325 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:51,794 FORGIVE YOUR BROTHER, AND THEN YOU CAN PLAY THE GIG THAT WE 326 00:13:51,877 --> 00:13:53,043 HAVE SCHEDULED THERE, PICKLES. 327 00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,418 Pickles: THAT IS SO STUPID! 328 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,043 THAT IS SO STUPID! 329 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,252 WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS THIS?! 330 00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:59,085 Charles: IT WAS THE, UH, BAND'S IDEA. 331 00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:00,627 Pickles: THOSE FUCKING DILDOS! 332 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,710 THOSE FUCKING... ARE YOU DRINKING SCOTCH RIGHT 333 00:14:03,794 --> 00:14:04,377 NOW? 334 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,669 Charles: UH, BRANDY. 335 00:14:05,752 --> 00:14:07,126 OH, THAT PROBABLY DOESN'T HELP, DOES IT? 336 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:08,502 I'M SORRY. 337 00:14:08,585 --> 00:14:10,627 [ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] Pickles: ♪ I THINK THAT 338 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:13,126 THEY'RE ONTO ME ♪ ♪ NO, I'M NOT DRINKING, 339 00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:16,835 BUT I'M STILL NOT REALLY CLEAN ♪ ♪ UNTIL I FINISH MY LAST STEP 340 00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:19,961 ♪ OF FORGIVING MY BROTHER, I'M STILL DEAD TO THEM ♪ 341 00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:22,543 ♪ I SEE THE WAY THEY LOOK AT ME ♪ 342 00:14:22,627 --> 00:14:25,043 ♪ THEY THINK I'M NOT AS GOOD AS THAT DRUM MACHINE ♪ 343 00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:27,710 ♪ AS LONG AS THAT DUMB MACHINE IS HERE ♪ 344 00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:30,877 ♪ I WON'T BE IN ♪ TO ME, THAT'S CLEAR 345 00:14:30,961 --> 00:14:38,460 ♪ SO NOW I AM FORCED TO GO AND FORGIVE MY STUPID BROTHER ♪ 346 00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:43,961 ♪ IN AUSTRALIA ♪ AND IF HE ACCEPTS, THEN I CAN 347 00:14:44,043 --> 00:14:47,502 REJOIN MY BAND ♪ ♪ AND PLAY THAT GIG WE HAVE 348 00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:52,168 SCHEDULED THERE ♪ ♪ AND THE ROBOT WILL BE OUT 349 00:14:52,252 --> 00:14:56,210 ♪ BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME HE WON'T GO LIGHTLY ♪ 350 00:14:56,293 --> 00:15:01,961 ♪ THERE MIGHT BE DANGER ♪ DANGER 351 00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:04,502 ♪ DANGER ♪ DANGER 352 00:15:04,585 --> 00:15:07,502 ♪ DANGER ♪ DANGER 353 00:15:07,585 --> 00:15:09,961 ♪ DANGER ♪ DANGER 354 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,502 ♪ DANGER ♪ DANGER 355 00:15:12,585 --> 00:15:15,543 ♪ DANGER ♪ DANGER 356 00:15:15,627 --> 00:15:17,835 ♪ DANGER ♪ DANGER 357 00:15:17,919 --> 00:15:24,460 ♪ DANGER ♪ I SMELL DANGER 358 00:15:24,543 --> 00:15:34,710 ♪ THERE MIGHT BE DANGER ♪ I SMELL DANGER 359 00:15:34,794 --> 00:15:41,502 ♪ THERE MIGHT BE DANGER ♪ ELIMINATE THREAT 360 00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:43,919 ♪ ELIMINATE DANGER ♪ ELIMINATE THREAT 361 00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:46,543 ♪ ELIMINATE DANGER ♪ ELIMINATE THREAT 362 00:15:46,627 --> 00:15:49,210 ♪ ELIMINATE DANGER ♪ ELIMINATE THREAT 363 00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:50,252 ♪ ELIMINATE DANGER 364 00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:53,002 ♪ ELIMINATE THREAT ♪ ELIMINATE DANGER 365 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,877 ♪ ELIMINATE THREAT ♪ ELIMINATE DANGER 366 00:15:55,961 --> 00:15:59,043 ♪ ELIMINATE THREAT ♪ ELIMINATE DANGER 367 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,627 [ Robotic voice ] WOW... 368 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,919 LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CROWD! 369 00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:14,710 ♪ I AM MACHINE ♪ I AM ALIVE 370 00:16:14,794 --> 00:16:25,377 ♪ I AM A GOD ♪ I'M MACHINE 371 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,002 Toki: OH, NOs! 372 00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:28,669 THE FAMES HAS GOTTENS TO HIM! 373 00:16:28,752 --> 00:16:30,502 VOMIT. 374 00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:34,418 Pickles: LOOK, SETH. 375 00:16:34,502 --> 00:16:36,085 [ SIGHS ] 376 00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:40,002 I NEED YOU TO ACCEPT MY FORGIVENESS OF YOU BECAUSE, I 377 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:43,543 GUESS, I BLAME YOU FOR ME DOING DRUGS AND ALL THAT CRAP. 378 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,961 JUST WILL YOU ACCEPT MY FORGIVENESS, PLEASE? 379 00:16:46,043 --> 00:16:48,126 YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT YOUR FORGIVENESS? 380 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:51,919 [ SCOFFS ] WELL, I FUCKING NEED $5 MILLION. 381 00:16:52,002 --> 00:16:57,002 Pickles: YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY YOU FIVE FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS 382 00:16:57,085 --> 00:17:00,627 JUST SO I CAN FUCKING GET BACK IN MY BAND?! 383 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:02,418 I'M GONNA PAY YOU, AREN'T I? 384 00:17:02,502 --> 00:17:04,961 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 385 00:17:06,377 --> 00:17:08,710 Nathan: GUYS, THAT WAS PICKLES. HE FINISHED HIS LAST STEP. 386 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,710 LOOKS LIKE HE'S BACK IN THE BAND. 387 00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:12,627 Toki: SO WE GONNA HAVES TO KICKS OUT DRUMS MACHINE, HUH? 388 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:15,502 Murderface: BETWEEN YOU AND ME, DRUM MACHINE HAS TURNED INTO 389 00:17:15,585 --> 00:17:16,418 AN ASSHOLE ANYWAY. 390 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,002 I MEAN, HE'S FUCKING OUR GROUPIES. 391 00:17:18,085 --> 00:17:19,919 WE CAN'T COMPETE WITH A MACHINE! 392 00:17:20,002 --> 00:17:22,418 I MEAN, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE -- NO ONE CAN FUCK LIKE 393 00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:23,085 A MACHINE! 394 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,126 Nathan: YEAH. 395 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,877 HE'S BEEN KIND OF ACTING WEIRD LATELY. 396 00:17:26,961 --> 00:17:28,752 I HOPE HE TAKES THE NEWS WELL. 397 00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:31,126 Skwisgaar: YEAH, WE'LL JUST TELLS HIM USINGS VERY GENTLES 398 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:34,460 LANGUAGE THAT HE AMS NO LONGERS A PARTS OF OUR BANDS. 399 00:17:34,543 --> 00:17:36,002 I'M SURE HE'LL TOTALLYS UNDERSTANDS. 400 00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:37,460 Nathan: YEAH, HE'LL BE FINE. 401 00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:38,669 I'M TOTALLY CONVINCED OF IT, TOO. 402 00:17:38,752 --> 00:17:39,752 Skwisgaar: YEAH, ME, TOO. 403 00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:42,627 Nathan: I'M TOTALLY CONVINCED OF IT. 404 00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:44,919 Pickles: GUYS! I'M BACK! 405 00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:48,252 Pickles: GUYS! I'M BACK! 406 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:52,252 GUYS? WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 407 00:17:52,669 --> 00:17:53,835 YOU. 408 00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:55,293 YOU. 409 00:17:55,377 --> 00:17:56,293 Pickles: WHERE'S DETHKLOK? 410 00:17:56,377 --> 00:17:57,418 WHERE ARE THEY? 411 00:17:57,502 --> 00:17:59,669 IF I CAN'T BE IN THE BAND, NO ONE WILL. 412 00:17:59,752 --> 00:18:01,502 I'M GOING TO KILL THEM. 413 00:18:01,585 --> 00:18:03,126 Skwisgaar: HELPS US! 414 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:04,418 Nathan: HELP! 415 00:18:04,502 --> 00:18:06,752 INITIATE SELF-DETONATION DEVICE COUNTDOWN SEQUENCE, 416 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,126 STARTING NOW. 417 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,085 Pickles: OH, MY GOD. 418 00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:11,168 OH, MY GOD! 419 00:18:11,252 --> 00:18:12,710 OH, MY GOD, HE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL THEM! 420 00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:14,543 HE'S GONNA FUCKING -- I'M LOCKED IN HERE! 421 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,168 I'M LOCKED IN HERE! 422 00:18:16,252 --> 00:18:17,377 I GOT TO SAVE THEM. 423 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,210 OH! OH! OH. 424 00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:20,293 OH. 425 00:18:22,252 --> 00:18:24,543 THE BACKSTAGE RIDER. 426 00:18:24,627 --> 00:18:27,293 FUCKING DRINK THAT FUCKING DRINK IT! IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! 427 00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:28,335 YOU GOT TO SAVE THE BAND! 428 00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:29,085 DON'T DRINK! 429 00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:30,669 YOU'VE BEEN DOING SO GOOD! 430 00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:31,710 [ Chanting ] GET DRUNK! 431 00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:33,543 [ Chanting ] DON'T DO IT! 432 00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:35,126 Pickles: FUCK IT. 433 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:36,210 I'M GONNA DO BOTH. 434 00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:40,002 I'M GONNA GET DRUNK AND SAVE THE BAND. 435 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:54,168 I AM BACK, MOTHER FUCKER! 436 00:18:54,252 --> 00:18:56,002 Charles: PICKLES, YOU'RE BACK. 437 00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:56,585 THE BAND IS MISSING, AND THE DRUM MACHINE IS PLANNING ON BLOWING THEM UP. 438 00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:58,794 Pickles: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. 439 00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:01,085 Charles: UH, YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING, HAVEN'T YOU? 440 00:19:01,168 --> 00:19:02,585 Pickles: FUCK YEAH, I HAVE! 441 00:19:02,669 --> 00:19:06,168 TONIGHT, I'M GONNA BURN DOWN THE GARAGE. 442 00:19:06,252 --> 00:19:08,377 Charles: PICKLES, NO! 443 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:12,627 [ ENGINE REVS ] [ BEEPING ] 444 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,252 Nathan: HELP US! 445 00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:17,669 IT'S SO GAY TO ASK FOR HELP, BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DIE. 446 00:19:17,752 --> 00:19:18,794 HELP! 447 00:19:18,877 --> 00:19:20,502 Skwisgaar: HELPS US! 448 00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:27,293 [ ALARM BLARES ] 449 00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,168 [ CROWD CHEERS ] 450 00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:19,335 Nathan: YOU SAVED OUR LIVES. 451 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,418 Toki: AND YOU PLAYEDS THE SHOW TOTALLY HAMMEREDS! 452 00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:23,335 Skwisgaar: AND DIDN'T MISS A NOTES. 453 00:20:23,418 --> 00:20:26,210 Pickles: [ Slurring ] GUYS, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. 454 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,585 AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 455 00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:30,418 I COULDN'T HAVE DONE ANY OF THIS WITHOUT BOOZE. 456 00:20:30,502 --> 00:20:31,335 CHECK IT OUT. 457 00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:34,293 FUCKING HUNK. 458 00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:35,543 THERE'S MY DINNER. 459 00:20:35,627 --> 00:20:36,585 I HAD CHICKEN. 460 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,543 I HAD CHICKEN BURRITOS. 461 00:20:38,627 --> 00:20:39,919 BURRITO. 462 00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:41,835 Murderface: IT'S REAL GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, PICKLES. 463 00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:44,252 AND F.Y.I., UH... 464 00:20:44,335 --> 00:20:45,794 YOU PUKED ON MY COCK. 35811

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