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Narrator: LEGENDARY DETHKLOKGUITARIST SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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HAS A PROVEN TO BE QUITE
THE LADIES' MAN OVER THE
YEARS.
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BUT HAS THAT COME BACK
TO HAUNT HIM?
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RECENT LAW SUITS CLAIM
THAT HE HAS FATHERED LITERALLY
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THOUSANDS OF ILLEGITIMATE
CHILDREN.
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OF COURSE THAT ENTIRE CASE WAS
THROWN OUT AFTER
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THE FOLLOWING WAS SUBMITTED.
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SKWISGAAR IS IN NO WAY
THE LEGAL FATHER, GUARDIAN, ETC
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OF THESE CHILDREN.
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YOU SEE, IN ORDER TO GET
BACKSTAGE OR HAVE ANY KIND
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OF AUDIENCE WITH SKWIGELF,
EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD MUST
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SIGN A "PATERNITY WAIVER" THAT
LEGALLY DISALLOWS EVEN
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THE NOTION THAT SKWISGAAR COULD
BE THE FATHER OF THEIR CHILDREN
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REGARDLESS OF A POTENTIAL
POSITIVE DNA TESTS.
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IS THERE A BIGGER CONNECTION
HERE?
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SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF NEVER
ACTUALLY MET HIS FATHER.
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IS THAT WHY HE FEELS THE NEED
TO FATHER SO MANY ILLEGITIMATE
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CHILDREN?
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IS THE LACK OF A FATHER
IN SWKIGELF'S LIFE THE REASON
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HE BECAME A GUITAR GOD?
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AND CAN HE STAY A GUITAR GOD?
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IS THE PRESSURE OF BEING
A DEADBEAT FATHER
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GETTING TO HIM?
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HE EVEN CANCELLED SEVERAL
DETHKLOK DATES CITING
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GUITAR EXHAUSTION.
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HOW CAN A MAN CONTINUE
THIS KIND OF SEXUAL
PROMISCUITY
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AND STILL LEAD A NORMAL LIFE?
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IS SKWIGELF ON THE VERGE OF
A NERVOUS GUITAR BREAKDOWN?
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HERE YOU ARE, MA'AM.
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SORRY ABOUT THE LOSS
IN THE LAW SUIT.
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HOWEVER, WE'D LIKE TO DONATE
A STANDARD ISSUE PARTING
PACKAGE
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INCLUDING ENOUGH MONEY FOR
COLLEGE TUITION, FOOD STAMPS,
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THE ENTIRE DETHKLOK
CD CATALOGUE, AND OF COURSE
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FIVE DOLLARS OFF AT HOT TOPIC.
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HERE YOU GO.
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MR. SKWIGELF!?
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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL
THE FATHERLESS CHILDREN AND
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ABANDONED MOTHERS OUT THERE?
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PLEASE STAND AWAY OR YOU'LL
BE TAZERED.
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[ TAZER BUZZES, MAN SCREAMS ]
HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE?
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YOU OKAY?
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YEAH, UH.
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WHAT ARE YOU, UH,
THINKING ABOUT YOUR DAD?
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YEAH.
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I MEAN HE COULD HAVE
LEFT, UH,
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RIGHT AFTER THE DEED WAS DONE
AND UH, NEVER EVEN HELD YOU
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IN HIS ARMS.
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THE MIGHTY STRENGTH OF
A FATHER'S TOUCH
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LOST FOREVER.
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GONE.
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MY FATHER HAD STRONG HANDS.
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I THINK IT'S TIME I FOUND
MY FATHER.
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
SO, UH, I THINK WE SHOULD
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BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE
TOWARD SKWISGAAR,
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HE'S GOING THROUGH A LOT.
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HE STARTED SEARCHING FOR
HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
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SO MAYBE WE CAN JUST SHOW
A LITTLE AFFECTION TOWARDS HIM.
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HA HA!! DATS GAYS!
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C'MON MAN.
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DON'T SAY, "SHOWING AFFECTION"
AND EXPECT US TO FUCKIN' REACT.
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OKAY, WELL GUYS LISTEN.
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I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT.
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SKWISGAAR NEVER HAD A FATHER,
ALRIGHT?
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SO? MY DAD'S JUST DIED.
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AND I'M TOTALLY COOLS WITH IT.
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GUYS, I'M SAYING
HE NEVER EVEN HAD A --
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MY FATHER'S DEAD
AND I'M TOTALLY FINE.
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I LOVE THAT MY DAD'S DEAD.
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I GOT NO RELATIONSHIP
WITH MY DAD.
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OTHER THAN I HATE HIM, YOU KNOW?
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GET OUT OF HERE.
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YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN.
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YOU KNOW, I REALIZED
THE OTHER DAY THAT I DON'T
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EVEN KNOW HIS FIRST NAME.
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AND I'M PROUD.
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I'M PROUD TO KNOW THAT I DON'T
KNOW THAT.
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ALRIGHT, I GET IT.
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FINE, YOU ARE ALL
WITHOUT FATHERS ALRIGHT.
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I'M NOT.
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I FUCKIN' LOVE MY DAD.
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MY DAD'S FUCKIN AWESOME.
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JUST BE NICE TO SKWISGAAR
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, OKAY?
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SEE WHAT WE CAN DO TO MAKE
HIS LIFE A LITTLE BIT EASIER
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ALRIGHT?
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EH, MAKE HIS LIFE EASIER HUH?
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I DON'T WANTS TO SOUNDS
INSENSITIVES BUTS I MEANS
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UHHH, IF SKWISGAARS DOESN'T
GETS HIS CRAPS TOGETHERS
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I MAY REALLY HAS A SHOTS
AT BEINGS LEADS GUITARIST!
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ME TOKI!
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FINALLYS AMS NO MORES
IN DE SHADOWS.
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WHATS DO YOU THINKS ABOUT DAT,
PICKLE?
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TOKI, DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY TO START
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JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS?
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JUMPS TO CONCLUSIONS?
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WHATS DE FUCKS AM DATS
SUPPOSED TO MEANS HUH?
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NOTHING. NOTHING!
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YOU LISTENS TO ME.
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WHENS I BECOMES LEADS
GUITARIST
THINGS AM GONNA CHANGE
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AROUND HERE!!
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FINE FINE, JUST LET GO OF ME.
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YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY NIPPLES OFF.
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I'M SORRY!
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DON'T GET PHYSICAL
WITH PEOPLE.
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ONE MINUTE, 45 SECONDS...
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HEY NATE LOOK, LOOK.
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I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
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YOU KNOW HOW MY ROLE
IN THIS BAND HAS ALWAYS BEEN
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THAT OF LIKE A BAND FATHER.
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I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE.
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YOU KNOW?
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I'M KIND OF LIKE THE FATHER,
THE SEEDS OF THE BAND.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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UGH.
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WELL, YOU KNOW SKWISGAAR,
HE DOESN'T HAVE A FATHER.
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SO YOU GET WHERE I'M GOING
WITH THIS?
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UHH..
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I'M THE BAND FATHER.
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HE IS FATHERLESS.
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WOULD YOU MOVE A LITTLE BIT
PLEASE?
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OH SURE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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SEE I'M GOING TO HELP SKWISGAAR
TO EXPERIENCE WHAT IT'S LIKE
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TO HAVE A FATHER.
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I, SEE THIS IS WHAT I DO BEST!
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I DO IT ANYWAY.
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CAN YOU MOVE A LITTLE BIT
FURTHER?
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I JUST WANNA -- YOU'RE IN
FRONT
OF THE MICROWAVE.
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OH SORRY RIGHT.
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CAN I SAY ONE OTHER THING?
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I THINK IT'S A REALLY
BAD IDEA.
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WHAT?
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TO FUCK AROUND WITH
SKWISGAAR'S WHOLE FATHER ISSUE.
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SKWISGAAR DOESN'T HAVE
A FATHER.
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I'LL BE HIS FATHER.
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WHAT ARE YOU DILDOS LOOKING AT?
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YOU KNOW SKWISGAAR IS NOT
THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A FATHER
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AROUND HERE.
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YOU KNOW?
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RUMORS HAVE CIRCULATED
CAUSING A FRENZIED PANIC
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THAT SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF HAS
STARTED A WORLDWIDE SEARCH
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FOR HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
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ANYTHINGS YET?
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NOT YET SIRE.
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SEVERAL THOUSAND GENTLEMEN
HAVE COME FORWARD CLAIMING
TO BE
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YOUR FATHER.
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SEVERAL THOUSGAND?
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THEY ALL CLAIM TO HAVE
HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER,
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SURFETTA,
IN A PERIOD OF A MONTH.
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THIS SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE, SIRE.
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UGH, YOU DON'T KNOW MY MOMS.
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UGH.
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PERHAPS SHE WOULD BE OF AIDE
IN THIS SEARCH.
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SHALL I CONTACT HER?
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NO! DON'T CONTACT HER.
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YOU LIABLE WINDS UP BEING
A CANDIDATE FOR MY'S DADS TOO.
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ALRIGHT YOU KNOW?
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ANYWAYS, I THINK SHE'S PART
OF THE PROBLEM.
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MOMS, I'M HOMES.
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[ GRUNTING ]
♪
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[ GROWLING ]
♪
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♪
KNOCK KNOCK!
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CAN I COME IN?
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SKWISGAAR, I WANT TO OFFER YOU
SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY
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SPECTACULAR.
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I'M OFFERING TO BE YOUR
FATHER,
UH, A FATHER.
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A FATHER FIGURE FOR YOU.
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I WANNA BE YOUR FATHER, FIGURE.
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SKWISGAAR JUST TREAT ME LIKE
THE DAD YOU NEVER HAD.
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CALL ME DAD.
GO ON, GIVE IT A SHOT.
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JUST CALL ME DAD.
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GO ON.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
HEY, UH I'M JUST SEEING WHAT
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YOU GUYS ARE DOING YOU KNOW?
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SEE IF ANYBODY, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE WANTED TO TAKE ME
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TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING.
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PICKLES! FUCK OFF!
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I'M HAVING A MAN TO MAN TALK
WITH MY... STRONG AND BRAVE
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LITTLE SOLIDER HERE.
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I'M VERY BRAVE.
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AND VERY STRONG TOO, I MEAN.
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PICKLES DAMMIT.
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I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU DON'T....
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SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN!
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I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE
AND YOU BETTER BEAT IT OR
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I WILL SERIOUSLY SPANK
YOUR ASS RED.
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BUT I WANNA HANG OUT TOO!
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ONE!
WHY CAN'T I GO?!
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TWO!!
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WHY CAN'T I HANG OUT!!
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THREE!!
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WHOAAAA!
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ANYWAY, WHAT WERE
WE TALKING ABOUT?
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OH! I'VE GOT A LOT OF FUN
PLANNED FOR US, JUNIOR!
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LET'S GET THOSE BOOTS ON!
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COME ON!
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♪
WHOA, WHOA.
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♪
WHOA, WHOA.
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PICKLE! WHAT'S WONG WITH YOU?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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NOTHING.
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JUST, WHY DOES MURDERFACE
FAVOR SKWISGAAR OVER ME?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
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WAIT.
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SO WHAT MURDERFACE IS REALLY
ACTING LIKE A FATHER
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TO SKWISGAAR?
I MEAN.
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HOW'S THAT GOING?
IT'S GOINGS GREAT!!!
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I MEAN, YOU SHOULD SEE
THEM TOGETHER!!
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THEY GET ALONG LIKE
REAL FATHER AND SON.
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I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT US?
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AND HERE WE SIT LIKE A COUPLE
OF HOMOS.
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TOTALLY EXCLUDED.
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JUST LIKE MY OLD MAN
DID TO ME!
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YEAH! ME, TOO!
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THIS IS GONNA SCREW ME UP
SO MUCH!
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I KNOW IT IS.
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MURDERFACE!
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I KNOW IT IS!
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ANY NEWS ON MY FATHERS?
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I AM SORRY, MY LORD,
BUT NONE OF THE DNA TESTS MATCH.
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[ BIG SIGH ]
ALL THOSE THOUSANDS OF MEN
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MANAGED TO EJACULATE INTO YOUR
MOTHER WITHOUT BEING
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YOUR FATHER.
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HE MUST STILL BE OUT THERE.
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BUT HE HASN'T COME FORWARD.
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ALL THOSE MEN.
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ALL THAT EJACULATE.
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YES, THANK YOU.
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I UNDERSTANDS.
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JUST.
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PLEASE LEAVES ME BE.
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HEY, WHAT ABOUT US?
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WHEN WILL WE BE SATISFIED?
235
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I NEVER THOUGHTS I'D SAY DIS
BUT...
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I'M NOTS IN DE MOOD.
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♪
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
238
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NOOOOOO!!!!!
239
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[ FALCON CRIES ]
AND HE THREW HIS GUITAR
240
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INTO THE SNOW.
241
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HE DID?
YES!
242
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,168
BUT DUDE, THAT'S HIS GUITAR!!
243
00:10:29,252 --> 00:10:31,126
HE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
244
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:33,252
OH WHATS, THATS HORRIBLES
FOR HIMS.
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POOR GUY.
246
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SO WHATS DOES THIS MEANS FOR
THE BANDS, THE FUTURE,
247
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MES?
248
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,293
SKWISGAAR'S COMING DOWN NOW.
249
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PERHAPS HE'LL HAVE SOME GOOD
NEWS THAT'LL GET HIM
250
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BACK ON TRACK.
251
00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:50,794
AH, HERE HE IS, HERE HE IS.
252
00:10:50,877 --> 00:10:53,377
I'M GOING TO PLAY YOU
A MESSAGE MY MOMS
253
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JUST LEFT ME.
254
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SKWISGAAR.
255
00:10:56,502 --> 00:10:58,293
COME HOME TO SWEDEN.
256
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I FOUND HIM.
257
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,377
I FOUND YOUR FATHER.
258
00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,460
SHE FOUNDS MY FATHERS.
259
00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:04,502
Toki: THAT'S GREAT!
260
00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:05,710
Murderface: WHAT? FATHER?
261
00:11:05,794 --> 00:11:08,794
AND I'M MOVING BACK
TO SWEDEN.
262
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:09,752
WAIT, WHAT?
263
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,460
AND I'M QUITTING DE BAND.
264
00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:12,543
GOODBYE.
265
00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:20,502
SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF HAS LEFT
DETHKLOK TO FIND HIS FATHER.
266
00:11:20,585 --> 00:11:21,961
GENERAL CROZIER.
267
00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:24,835
SKWIGELF HAS INHERITED
AN UNYIELDING PROMISCUITY
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FROM HIS MOTHER,
SURETTA SKWIGELF.
269
00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:31,168
THIS HAS MADE DETERMINING
THE FATHER QUITE DIFFICULT.
270
00:11:31,252 --> 00:11:35,502
BUT EVEN MORE DANGEROUS,
THE BAND APPEARS TO BE SUFFERING
271
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FROM FATHER ABANDONMENT ISSUES.
272
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HERE TO TELL US MORE
IS OUR FATHERHOOD EXPERT
273
00:11:40,794 --> 00:11:43,293
DR. IMPTNIN PMILTSON.
274
00:11:43,377 --> 00:11:44,377
DR. PMILTSON?
275
00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,502
SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF HAS
EXCELLED BEYOND THAT
276
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OF A MORTAL.
277
00:11:47,961 --> 00:11:49,168
IS HE A GOD?
278
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HIS PARENTS SUGGEST HE IS
NO MERE MORTAL.
279
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LIKE ZEUS HE WOULD DESCEND
FROM OLYMPUS TO IMPREGNATE
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MORTAL WOMEN, THUS CREATING
A WORLD OF DEMI-GODS MUCH LIKE
281
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SKWIGELF AND HIS RECENT
PATERNITY SUITS.
282
00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:04,043
AND NOW HE THREATENS TO MOVE
BACK TO HIS HOMELAND, SWEDEN?
283
00:12:04,126 --> 00:12:05,210
WHY?
284
00:12:05,293 --> 00:12:08,669
HE WISHES TO RESUME HIS LIFE
AS A MORTAL.
285
00:12:08,752 --> 00:12:12,377
A GOD MUST GIVE UP ALL THE
POWER
THAT GAVE HIM LIFE.
286
00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:16,168
AND ONCE THE COMMONERS REALIZE
THEY HAVE LOST THEIR GOD,
287
00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:21,377
THEY WILL TURN.
288
00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:27,752
DIS AMS YOUR DADS.
289
00:12:27,835 --> 00:12:29,210
YOU AMS MY FATHERS?
290
00:12:29,293 --> 00:12:30,710
WHATS? NO.
291
00:12:30,794 --> 00:12:32,627
HE AMS YOUR NEWS DADS.
292
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,002
YOUR STEPFATHERS.
293
00:12:34,085 --> 00:12:36,002
WE AMS GOT MARRIED!
294
00:12:36,085 --> 00:12:37,210
I AMS TYR.
295
00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:38,877
GOODS TO MEET YOU!
296
00:12:38,961 --> 00:12:40,794
BUT YOU SAIDS YOU FOUND
MY FATHERS.
297
00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:42,835
YEAH! IT AMS HIMS!
298
00:12:42,919 --> 00:12:44,043
WAIT.
299
00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:46,710
NOW YOU SAYS THAT
HE AMS MY STEPS FATHERS.
300
00:12:46,794 --> 00:12:48,085
YEAH WELL DATS WHATS I MEANT.
301
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,335
WHATEVERS!
302
00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:51,126
HE AMS NOWS YOURS FAMILY.
303
00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:52,418
STEPS FATHER.
304
00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:55,752
DO YOU THINKS YOU COULD
HAVE BEEN CLEARER ON DE
PHONES?
305
00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:57,752
HE AMS NOW'S YOUR DADS.
306
00:12:57,835 --> 00:13:00,252
I WANT YOU TWOS
TO GETS ALONGS.
307
00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:03,543
HE AMS A WOODWORKERS
ANNNNND YOU GUYS GET ALONGS
308
00:13:03,627 --> 00:13:06,043
AS TYR DOES DABBLES
IN PRAGUE MUSICS.
309
00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:18,460
[ SIGHS ]
♪
310
00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:19,460
WHATS HAPPENS IN HERE?
311
00:13:19,543 --> 00:13:20,961
DID SOMEBODYS THROW A PARTY?
312
00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:23,043
YEAH IT SURE LOOKS
LIKES A MESS.
313
00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:24,043
WHO DID IT?
314
00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:26,794
PROBABLY YOUR SONS DIDS
THATS PARTS.
315
00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:31,293
THATS WAS PROBABLY YOUS SONS
THAT DID.
316
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,627
MY SONS THE ONES THAT GOES
AND WHATS GETS GOOD GRADES
317
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:35,835
AT SCHOOL.
318
00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:38,794
WELL SOMEBODYS GOING TO HAVE
TO BE PUNISHED.
319
00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:40,043
DATS YOUR PARTS TOO.
320
00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:41,627
I DOS THE NICE PART.
321
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:42,669
YOUS DO THE PUNISH.
322
00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:43,835
GUU.
323
00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:46,460
YOU GOOD COPS BAD COPS.
324
00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:48,627
EHHHH?
325
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:49,585
OH YEAH!
326
00:13:49,669 --> 00:13:51,002
DATS WHAT'S I TOLD YA.
327
00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:51,961
EHHUHH.
328
00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:53,585
BUT THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YA.
329
00:13:53,669 --> 00:13:54,460
OH YEAH!
330
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,752
BUT THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU!
331
00:13:55,835 --> 00:14:00,126
[ BOTH GIGGLE ]
THIS AMS THE BEST EPISODES OF
332
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:03,002
TWO SWEDISH DADS
WHATS ARE YOUS.
333
00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:06,877
[ GIGGLES ]
[ MOANS ]
334
00:14:06,961 --> 00:14:08,252
OKAY.
335
00:14:08,335 --> 00:14:09,335
DATS ALL I CAN TAKES OF DIS.
336
00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:10,252
GOODNIGHTS.
337
00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:12,335
DATS ALL YOU CAN TAKES
OF WHATS?
338
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,252
OF YOU!
339
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:15,252
THE TWOS OF YOUS GROPINS
EACH OTHER.
340
00:14:15,335 --> 00:14:16,710
I CAN HEAR YOUR SALIVA.
341
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:18,543
IT AMS FUCKING DISGUSTINGS!!
342
00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:19,669
SKWISGAAR!
343
00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:24,252
DON'T TALKS TO YOUR MOTHERS
DATS WAY!!
344
00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:25,669
FUCK YOUS!
345
00:14:25,752 --> 00:14:26,835
ALRIGHTS!
346
00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:29,502
YOU AMMENTS MY FUCKINGS DAD!
347
00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:30,710
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
348
00:14:30,794 --> 00:14:43,502
[ SCREAMING ]
[ SCREAMING IN AGONY ]
349
00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:47,543
WHAT'S HAVE I DONE?
350
00:14:47,627 --> 00:14:49,877
WAIT STOP!
351
00:14:49,961 --> 00:14:51,794
STOP! STOP! STOP!
352
00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:52,794
TOKI!!!
353
00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:53,919
WHATS?
354
00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:54,794
YOU'VE GOT TO TURN IT DOWN!
ALRIGHT?
355
00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:57,043
WHATS AM YOUR PROBLEMS!
356
00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,043
DO YOU THINK YOU MAY BE
OVERDOING IT A LITTLE ON VOLUME
357
00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:00,377
AND PLAYING JUST A TOUCH?
358
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,585
NO! I DON'T HAPPENS TO THINKS
I'M OVERDOINGS IT.
359
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,460
LOOKS, ALL YOU I AMS LEADS
GUITARIST NOW AND WE DOES IT
360
00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:07,126
MY WAY OR DES HIGHWWAY!!!
361
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,168
HEY. MURDERFACE!
362
00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:09,543
ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
363
00:15:09,627 --> 00:15:10,460
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
364
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,502
I MEAN YOU WANNA WEIGH IN
ON THIS?
365
00:15:12,585 --> 00:15:13,585
HOLD ON!! HOLD ON, GEEZ!
366
00:15:13,669 --> 00:15:14,543
HEY SON.
367
00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:15,877
IT'S...
368
00:15:15,961 --> 00:15:17,710
IT'S DAD-ER-FACE...
369
00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:20,085
I MEAN, IS YOUR PHONE OFF?
370
00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:23,585
YOU JUST LEFT AND AS YOUR
FA-- FRIEND...
371
00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:24,585
I'M JUST...
372
00:15:24,669 --> 00:15:26,002
UGH!
373
00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:26,919
GREAT.
374
00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:28,002
YOU OWE ME ONE DETHPHONE.
375
00:15:28,085 --> 00:15:29,168
FUCK YOU!
376
00:15:29,252 --> 00:15:31,126
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT
SKWISGAAR!
377
00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:33,002
HE'S NOT HERE AND IT'S STILL
ABOUT HIM!
378
00:15:33,085 --> 00:15:34,418
OKAY. OKAY.
379
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,585
COME BACK HERE AND ARGUE
WITH ME!
380
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,961
COME BACK I WAS BAD!
381
00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:39,002
I BROKE YOUR PHONE.
382
00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:40,335
PUNISH ME!
383
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:41,710
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!
384
00:15:41,794 --> 00:15:43,585
OKAY GUYS!!
385
00:15:43,669 --> 00:15:44,877
FUCKIN' WAKE UP!
386
00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:47,752
MURDERFACE, GET THE FUCK
BACK IN HERE.
387
00:15:47,835 --> 00:15:49,418
GET. BACK. IN. HERE.
388
00:15:49,502 --> 00:15:50,585
GAW.
389
00:15:50,669 --> 00:15:52,627
I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS
LYING DOWN ALRIGHT?
390
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:54,085
THIS IS MY BAND.
391
00:15:54,168 --> 00:15:57,835
YOU'RE MY STUPID, DUMB,
FUCKED-UP, DYSFUNCTIONAL
392
00:15:57,919 --> 00:15:59,252
FAMILY ALRIGHT?
393
00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,835
AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO SWEDEN,
AND WE'RE GONNA GET SKWISGAAR
394
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,210
BACK ALRIGHT?
395
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:06,919
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT
FUCKING WORKING.
396
00:16:07,002 --> 00:16:09,877
I WANTEDS TO APOLOGIZEK YOU.
397
00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:11,126
I AM SORRY.
398
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,752
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZEKS
TO YOU TOO.
399
00:16:13,835 --> 00:16:15,543
I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED AT YOU.
400
00:16:15,627 --> 00:16:20,377
I NOW SEES THAT YOU ACTUALLY
CARES ABOUT MY MOTHERS.
401
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:23,585
YUH AND SHE CARES ABOUT YOU
TOO SKWISGAAR.
402
00:16:23,669 --> 00:16:25,794
HUH.
403
00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:27,126
YEAH SHE DOES.
404
00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,460
YOU AMS A GOOD MAN.
405
00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:35,794
THANKS YOU.
406
00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:45,961
♪
OH, MAN, THIS IS MY CHANCE
407
00:16:46,043 --> 00:17:10,252
♪
OH, MAN, THIS IS MY CHANCE
408
00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,669
TO REALLY GET IN GOOD
WITH SURFETTA AND UH,
409
00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:14,710
AND REALLY GET CLOSE
TO THE FAMILY AND THEN
410
00:17:14,794 --> 00:17:16,835
I'LL REALLY BE
A SKWIGELF YOU KNOW...
411
00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:17,669
MAKING LOVE TO SURFETTA.
WHAT?
412
00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:19,377
WHAT?
WHAT?
413
00:17:20,335 --> 00:17:21,002
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT?
414
00:17:21,585 --> 00:17:22,543
WHAT?
415
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,168
YOU KNOW TOKI,
RIGHT BEFORE I LEFT HOME
416
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,335
WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER,
MY DAD TURNED TO ME
417
00:17:26,418 --> 00:17:28,669
AND HE SAID, "GET OUT.
418
00:17:28,752 --> 00:17:31,794
YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN."
419
00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,168
AND I LEFT.
420
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,002
AND I ALWAYS REGRETTED
NOT STAYING THERE
421
00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:38,502
AND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT
OUT OF MY FATHER.
422
00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:39,460
YOU KNOW?
423
00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:40,710
I NEVER DID.
424
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:44,043
AND, AND NOW I HANG OUT WITH
MURDERFACE AND I FEEL
425
00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,210
LIKE THAT OPPORTUNITY IS BACK.
426
00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:48,043
DUDE, HE IS TRIGGERING
SOMETHING IN ME THAT'S JUST
427
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:50,043
INCREDIBLY VIOLENT AND UGLY.
428
00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:51,210
IT'S JUST..
429
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,043
I'LL JUST MAKE A POINT TO
KEEP IT IN CHECK.
430
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:54,043
THERE.
431
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:58,210
NO PROBLEM.
432
00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:00,502
ALRIGHT GUYS,
TIME TO GET SERIOUS.
433
00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:02,335
I THINK THIS IS WHERE HE IS.
434
00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:06,961
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
435
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:16,877
♪
THERE HE IS.
436
00:18:16,961 --> 00:18:19,002
RIGHT THERE!
437
00:18:19,085 --> 00:18:19,919
SKWISGAAR!!
438
00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:21,252
OHHHH THERE YOU ARE!!
439
00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:23,585
LOOK HOW BIG YOU'VE GOTTEN.
440
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,585
OH, COME HERE.
441
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:25,919
NOW LISTEN.
442
00:18:26,002 --> 00:18:27,418
I KNOW YOU NEEDED SOME TIME
TO RECONNECT WITH YOUR FAMILY
443
00:18:27,502 --> 00:18:29,502
AND I KNOW THAT'S IMPORTANT
BUT I JUST WANT TO-
444
00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:32,168
I'M NOT COMING BACK WITH YOU.
445
00:18:32,252 --> 00:18:33,919
THE BAND IS DEAD.
446
00:18:34,002 --> 00:18:36,043
I'M NOT THE PERSON I USED TO BE.
447
00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:39,961
I'M NOW ONE OF THESE PEOPLE
HERE, A HUMAN,
448
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:40,460
A REGULAR JACKOFFS.
449
00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:41,835
WHAT?
450
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:45,252
I'M PART OF A REAL FAMILY
WITH A MOTHER AND A FATHER.
451
00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:48,126
AND I'M LIVING HERE
IN THE REAL WORLD.
452
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,085
AND I'M FINALLYS HAPPY.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
453
00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:51,210
ARE YOU CRAZY?
454
00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:53,418
I'VE MADES MY DECISION.
455
00:18:53,502 --> 00:18:55,627
PLEASE LEAVES ME.
456
00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:00,126
[ GRUNTS ]
BY THE WAY YOU'RE NOT A
FUCKING
457
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,710
REGULAR PERSON, ALL RIGHT?
458
00:19:01,794 --> 00:19:04,293
YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THESE
STUPID, SAD HUMPS.
459
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,460
STOP TRYING TO FOOL YOURSELF
OKAY?
460
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:11,126
YOU'RE BETTER THEN THESE
FUCKIN' DUMB-SHITS.
461
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,835
FOUND ANOTHER FATHER HUH?
462
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,126
WELL I'M GOING TO FOLLOW YOU
HOME AND MAKE SURE YOUR MOTHER
463
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,126
FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME.
464
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:18,335
SWEET, DEAR SURFETTA.
465
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,293
I'M COMING!
466
00:19:20,377 --> 00:19:22,502
WELL, YOU MADE
YOUR DECISIONS.
467
00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:24,627
YOU'VE STANDS BY WHATS
YOUS BELIEVES IN
468
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:25,961
AND THATS THAT.
469
00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:29,669
HEY, I JUST WANTEDS TO SAYS
TO YOU DAT EVENS THOUGH
470
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:34,460
YOU AMMENTS MY REALS DADS,
I CONSIDERS YOU MORE OF A FATHER
471
00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:36,377
THAN ANYONE COULD BE.
472
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,627
THANKS YOU.
473
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,460
YOU GOOD KIDS SKWISGAAR.
474
00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:44,043
YOU GOODS KIDS.
475
00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:46,002
OH NOOOOOOO!
476
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,710
AHHHHHHH!!!!!
477
00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:54,002
[ GRUNTING ]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
478
00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:55,585
I CAN'T DO THIS.
479
00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:57,335
I'M LEAVING.
480
00:19:57,418 --> 00:20:00,669
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
♪
481
00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:19,877
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM
♪ AM I A GOD OR A MAN
482
00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:26,585
♪ I WAS BIRTHED FROM A
SPECTRE
♪ A GHOST IN THE LIGHT
483
00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:32,002
♪ COULD IT BE THAT THE GODS
♪ GAVE ME MY LIFE
484
00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:38,377
♪ IF IT'S TRUE
THEN I'M NO MAN ♪
485
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:44,043
♪ I'M A GOD
♪ THAT'S WHAT I AM
486
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:49,710
♪ I WAS BUILT TO SPREAD MY
LOINS
INTO THE WOMBS OF THIS WORLD ♪
487
00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:54,669
♪ AND I'LL SPRAY MY HOLINESS
♪ ONTO THE BREASTS OF ALL
488
00:20:54,752 --> 00:21:02,085
THESE GIRLS ♪
♪ I'M NO MAN
489
00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:08,085
[ INDISTINCT ]
♪ GODLIKE IS WHAT I AM
490
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:21,085
♪ I'MS A GOD
♪
491
00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:22,502
WAIT! STOP!
492
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:23,752
I'M COMING WITH.
493
00:21:23,835 --> 00:21:25,126
SKWISGAAR.
494
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:25,919
ARE YOU SURE?
495
00:21:26,002 --> 00:21:27,710
YES.
496
00:21:27,794 --> 00:21:29,627
YOU WERE RIGHT.
497
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,961
I'M NOT A NORMAL HUMANS.
498
00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:33,627
I AM A GOD.
499
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,335
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
MOVE OVER PICKLES!
500
00:21:36,418 --> 00:21:37,377
LET SKWISGAAR IN!
501
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,126
I AM.
502
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:39,210
NO LET HIM IN FIRST!
503
00:21:39,293 --> 00:21:40,168
I AM!
504
00:21:40,252 --> 00:21:42,168
NO YOU'RE NOT! GET OUT.
505
00:21:42,252 --> 00:21:44,669
YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN.
506
00:21:44,752 --> 00:21:45,627
GET OUT OF HERE.
507
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:48,293
YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN.
508
00:21:48,377 --> 00:21:49,961
I BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN?
509
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,919
YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN!
510
00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:53,168
YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN!
511
00:21:53,252 --> 00:21:54,043
TAKE THAT!
512
00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:55,126
YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE GAN.
513
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:59,835
FINISH HIMS OFF!
514
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:04,919
♪
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