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AND THIS WEEK'S HALL OF SHAME
AWARD GOES TO DR. ROCKSO,
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THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN,
ARRESTED AGAIN.
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THIS TIME FOR ROBBING
THE HOME OFFICES OF HOLIDAY
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HOMELESS SHELTERS.
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ROCKZO WAS APPREHENDED WITH $80
THAT HE INTENDED TO USE TO
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PURCHASE, YOU GUESSED IT,
COCAINE.
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NICE ONE, ROCKZO.
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HEY TOKI, LOOKS LIKE YOUR
FRIEND IS REALLY FUCKING UP
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AGAIN.
HE'S NOT MY FRIEND.
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I'VE SWORN HIM OFF.
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YOU ALWAYS HELP OUT THAT
DUMB CLOWN.
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BUT NOT'S NO MORE.
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I REALIZE DATS HELPINS HIM IS
WHAT SHOW MY WEAKNESS.
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DATS WHY I'M TAKINGS
ALSINONS MEETINS.
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ALANON?
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OH WAIT, IS THAT LIKE
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS?
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NOPES IT'S LIKES A THINGS
WHERE YOUS LEARNS NOTS TO
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HELPS OUT DUMB SELFISH
ASSHOLES CLOWNS WHO AMS TRIES
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TO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
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WELL THERE YOU GO.
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MAIL TIME!
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OH FUCK WE GOT A DVD FROM
OUR FUCKING MOMS AGAIN.
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FUCK.
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I HATE THAT THEY HAVE IMOVIE.
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HEY HONEY, WE ALL JUST
WANTED TO SAY WE MISS YOU.
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NONE OF YOU CALL ANY OF US.
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AND IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME.
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WHAT IF WE DIED?
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YEAH!
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WHAT IF WE FUCKING DIED?
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THEN HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?
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YAH, HOWS WOULD YOUS FELT
IF WE'S DIES?
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OHHHHH.
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OH, MAMA.
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GEEZ SKWISGAAR, YOUR MOM
REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PUT ON
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THE CHRISTMAS CHEER.
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HE HE HE.
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ANYWAY, CALL US.
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BYE!
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OH AND WE'LL BE THERE
FOR CHRISTMAS!
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOCK! DETHKLOK! ♪
I DON'T LIKE THAT OUR MOTHERS
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HANG OUT WITHOUT US THERE.
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HUH HUH.
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I DON'T LIKES DAT NEITHER.
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IT FEELS LIKE SOME KIND
OF A FUCKING THREAT, THEM LIKE
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GANGING UP ON US AND SHIT.
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IT'S FUCKING BRUTAL.
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THEY AMS TRYING
TO RUINS OUR CHRISTMAS!
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WHAT IS THERE TO RUIN?
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FUCK CHRISTMAS.
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I PROPOSE WE DOES SECRETS
SANTAS.
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[ GRUNTS ]
ANYWAY, YEAH, SKWISGAAR,
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I GOTTA SAY, YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM
LOOKS UH REALLY GOOD
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FOR HER AGE.
OK, FUCKS OFF.
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I'M JUST SAYING.
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THANKS MURDERFACE, YAH.
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WHY IS MY MOM WEARINGS THATS?
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WHAT IS SHES A FUCKING
STRIPPERS?
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HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND SHIT.
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THAT STUFF SHE'S WEARING
IS CLASSY.
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YOU'RE JUST,
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOU.
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UH MURDERFACE?
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YOU WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU
ABOUT YOUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
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MEETING WITH DICK KNUBBLER?
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WAIT A MINUTE?
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL?
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT IT.
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I TRIED TO INVOLVE YOU.
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YOU PASSED.
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ANOTHER HALF BAKED MURDERFACE
PROJECT.
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PROBABLY WON'T GET PAST
THE FRONT DOOR.
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RUN BY MURDERFACE, A FAILURE
WITH A BAD TRACK RECORD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU GUYS CAN'T BE A PART
OF MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL HA HA!
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YOU KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU ALL LACK
SOMETHING VERY VERY IMPORTANT.
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AND I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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ACTUALLY THAT'S KIND
OF BADASS.
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FUCKING CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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LIKE A FUCKING GHOST WHO KILLS
CHILDREN.
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HEY!!
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THAT'S PERFECT FOR MY SPECIAL.
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CAN I USE THAT?
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NO!
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OH COME ON!
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NO.
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IF YOU USE IT I KILL YOU.
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UHH, MURDERFACE, YOU UHH
STILL HAVE THIS MEETING, NOW.
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STILL.
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NOW.
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STILL.
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NOW.
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THESE CHRISTMAS SPECIALS CAN
BE INCREDIBLY LUCRATIVE.
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I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS
WITH DETHKLOK FOR YEARS
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BUT NO DICE.
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WELL, HEY.
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YOU KNOW, WE TRIED.
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AND WE MIGHT NOT HAVE
DETHKLOK BUT WE GOT SOMEONE
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WHO'S PRACTICALLY IN DETHKLOK.
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YOU.
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I AM IN DETHKLOK.
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HEY, C'MON.
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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I'M A FUCKING STAR!
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YES YOU ARE!
THERE'S THE ATTITUDE.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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NOW LISTEN...
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AND WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
MY IDEAS FOR THIS THING!!!
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NO.
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I'M TELLING YOU WILLIAM THIS IS
GONNA HAVE TO COME FROM ME.
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YOU SIMPLY CANNOT BE INVOLVED
CREATIVELY.
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IT'S A NO GO.
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OKAY, BABE?
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WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, OKAY, HERE'S A BRIEF
LIST OF, YOU KNOW, FAILURES
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TO START OUT WITH.
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OH MY FAILURES.
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ALRIGHT, LET'S START OUT WITH
THIS ONE.
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NUMBER ONE: MURDERFACE'S
TITTY TIME CAR WASH.
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I STAND BY THAT IDEA.
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HOT CHICKS WASH YOUR CAR.
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MADE ZERO MONEY AND A SERIES
OF LAW SUITS.
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I NEVER TOUCHED
THOSE FUCKING GIRLS!
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NO THE LAWSUITS WEREN'T
AGAINST THE GIRLS
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THEY WERE FROM THE DRIVERS
FOR VEHICLE DAMAGE.
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ALRIGHT NUMBER TWO --
HOW ABOUT THE MURDERFACE
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PLANET PISS COLOGNE?
WHAT ABOUT IT?
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HUGE FAILURE!
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THE FDA FOUND TRACES OF URINE
IN
EVERY SINGLE BOTTLE AND PEOPLE
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BROKE OUT INTO PAINFUL,
IRREVERSIBLE SKIN-DAMAGING
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RASHES.
THAT'S THE POINT!!!
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MY PISS IS IN EVERY BOTTLE!
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WHAT DON'T YOU GET?
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AND FINALLY WE GOT
THE WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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HOME PYROTECHNICS KIT.
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I STILL SAY THAT'S
FUCKING BRILLIANT.
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WELL THERE YOU GO.
YOU GET THE IDEA.
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SO HERE'S THE DEAL, CAPTAIN.
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I RUN THE SHOW.
I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
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YOU SHOW UP.
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YOU HIT YOUR MARK AND READ
THE CUE CARDS
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AND DO WHAT I SAY ORRRRR-
NO DICE.
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WHAT YOU MEAN WE CANTS
DO SECRET SANTAS!
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TOKI, HOW MANY TIMES
DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS?
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WE DON'T THINKS IT AMS METALS
TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHERS.
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AND I FUCKINGS DO!
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TOKI, WHY DON'T YOU DROP IT?
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YOU'RE DRIVING US FUCKING CRAZY.
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I AINTS LISTENS TO YOU
NO MORE!
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I AM GOING SHOPPINGS!
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YES! SHOPPINS!
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TO BUY EACH AND EVERY ONES OF
YOUS A GIFTS!!
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AND I WANTS TO SEES DE LOOKS ON
ALL YOUR FAT FUCKING FACES
WHENS
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I GIVES YOU GREATS PRESENTS!
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HA HA! FUCKS YOU!
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I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER
BEEN SPOKEN TO LIKE THAT BEFORE.
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LISTEN, FOR SOME REASON
THE JUDGE HAS TAKEN PITY ON YOU.
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I WOULDN'T HAVE.
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BUT THEY'RE LETTING YOU OUT
WITH A SLAP ON THE WRIST.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT?
I'M K-K-K-SORRY.
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DR. ROCKZO WANT OUTTA
THIS PLACE.
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DR. ROCKZO GONNA GET
HIS SHIT TOGETHER.
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DR. ROCKZO DON'T LIKE JOHNNY
LAW
LOOKING DOWN HIS NOSE
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AT DR. ROCKZO.
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IT'S K-K-K-HUMILIATING.
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A K-K-K-COCAINE.
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ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.
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AS YOUR PAROLE OFFICER,
I'LL BE CHECKING IN ON YOU
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REGULARLY ALRIGHT?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH! OH! NOTHING! NOTHING!
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I'M LISTENING BABY, I'M JUST
LISTENING TO YOU.
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ARE YOU SNORTING MY COFFEE
SWEETENER?
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M-MAYBE.
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SORRY, GO ON.
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STOP LOOKING AT ME.
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KEEP TALKING.
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IS THERE ANYBODY YOU CAN CALL
TO HELP YOU OUT?
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I TRIED TO CALL MY FRIEND
T-T-TOKI, BUT HE WOULDN'T
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ANSWER HIS C-C-C-CALLS.
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I'LL TRY. I'LL TRY AGAIN.
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ALRIGHT, THEN FIRST
AND FOREMOST YOU'RE GOING TO
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HAVE TO CONCENTRATE
ON GETTING A JOB.
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ANYTHING, MAN.
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I'LL DO ANYTHING.
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I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS
JAIL.
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K-K-K-- THE WORLD IS
SO DIFFERENT SINCE DR. ROCKSO
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BEEN IN THE LOCK UP.
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OH K-K-K-LOOK AT ALL OF
THESE PLASTIC PEOPLE.
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K-K-OH WHAT IS THIS?
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C-C-CHRISTMAS TIME
HELP NEEDED?
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HMMMM.
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FUCKINGS TOKI.
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CHRISTMAS TREES.
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DIS AMMENT BRUTAL.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT'S GROWING ON ME.
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IT'S LIKE HAVING A ROTTING
CORPSE IN YOUR HOUSE BUT
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THE CORPSE OF A TREE YOU KNOW?
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IT'S KINDA BADASS.
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AND IT'S LIKE DEAD
AND THEN TO HUMILIATE IT EVEN
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FURTHER BY HANGING ORNAMENTS
ALL
OVER IT LIKE FUCK YOU.
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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE
THAT IT'S MAKES SENSE.
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BUT STILL, IT STILL SUCKS,
YOU KNOW?
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SHALL I BURN IT MY LORDS?
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NO. LEAVE IT.
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JUST THROW SOME ROTTING
MEAT ON IT AND POUR SOME PIG'S
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BLOOD ON IT WHATEVER YOU KNOW.
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IT'LL BE BEARABLE I GUESS.
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PHONE'S RINGING.
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IT'S MINE. THAT'S ME.
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UGH. IT'S MY MOM AGAIN.
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I'LL LET IT GO TO VOICE MAIL.
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UGH, WHEN IS SHE GONNA GET IT?
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I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS.
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OH THAT'S ME.
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HA, YOUR MOM CALLING ME.
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I DON'T LIKE THAT SHE HAS
YOUR NUMBER.
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OH, THAT'S ME.
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PICKLE, YOUR MOM
AMS CALLINGS ME NOW.
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WHY DOES SHE HAVE
YOUR NUMBER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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UH, SKWISGAAR YOUR MOM IS
CALLING ME.
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I THINK OUR MOTHERS ARE TRYING
TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US.
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CAN YOU TAKE THESE PHONES
AND GET US NEW NUMBERS?
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HOLDS DIS BAGS AT ONCE.
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YES, MY LORD.
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I SHOULD LIKES TO HAVES
A PRIVATE AUDIENCE
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WITH SANTA CLAUSE FORS
A BRIEF MOMENTS.
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AND I WOULD LIKES YOU
TO NOTS REPEATS WHATS YOU SEES
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TO ANYBODYS OR I WILL HAVES YOU
ALLS KILLED.
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OF COURSE, SIRE.
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YEAH, OF COURSE.
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OKAY, MURDERFACE.
237
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
A CONFERENCE CALL, ALRIGHT?
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YEP.
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THAT MEANS A CALL WITH
DIFFERENT PEOPLE ON IT OKAY?
240
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YEAH, YEAH I KNOW.
241
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OKAY.
242
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UH, AND THESE ARE THE, UH,
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PRODUCERS,
243
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ALRIGHT?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
244
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YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
245
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WE GOTTA WOW 'EM.
246
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SPLATTER THEIR
FUCKING FACES WITH ZAZZ.
247
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NO! NO, NO, NO NO.
248
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MURDERFACE, IT MEANS
YOU SAY "HELLO"
249
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AND BE NICE, AND THAT'S ALL.
250
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AND I DO THE TALKING, ALRIGHT?
251
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
252
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SHOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
253
00:08:02,043 --> 00:08:04,377
I THINK YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS
CONTROL ISSUES.
254
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I'M ASKING
IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
255
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FINE! JEEZ.
256
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GAH, I UNDERSTAND.
257
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SHAKE IT OUT.
258
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DO WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY HANDS.
259
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SHAKE IT OUT.
260
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DO IT. DO IT!
261
00:08:14,919 --> 00:08:16,210
I'M SHAKING.
262
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LISTEN JIM, MARTY.
263
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I MEAN THIS THING'S IN THE BAG.
264
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A CLASSIC CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
265
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OLD SCHOOL.
266
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DANCERS. EXCITEMENT.
267
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FANTASTIC MUSICAL BITS.
268
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IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
269
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OH, WE LOVE IT DICK!
270
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THAT'S CAUSE IT'S IN THE BAG
BABY.
271
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IT'S IN THE BAG.
272
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HEY OUR ONLY PROBLEM IS
THE GUY- UH MUMBLEFACE.
273
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IS THAT HIS NAME?
274
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UHH, ACTUALLY IT'S MURDER-
SHHHH!!!!
275
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YOU MEAN OUR SUPER STAR?
276
00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:39,877
WILLY? WILLY MURDERFACE.
277
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AW YEAH, HE'S GREAT.
278
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HE'S WONDERFUL.
279
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OH, I GUESS WE MEAN,
IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE
280
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WE CAN GET?
LIKE A REAL NAME?
281
00:08:48,335 --> 00:08:49,168
YOU KNOW LIKE, ANYBODY?
282
00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,335
WELL, LET ME, LET ME
JUST SAY THIS.
283
00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:54,710
SURE MURDERFACE MAY NOT BE
THE BIGGEST DETHKLOK MEMBER
284
00:08:54,794 --> 00:08:57,335
BUT YOU GOTTA REALIZE HOW FAR
THIS DETHKLOK THING GO --
285
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NO, NO, WAIT LOOK,
WE GET THE DETHKLOK THING
286
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IT'S JUST MURDERFACE.
287
00:09:00,502 --> 00:09:02,502
YEAH, IT'S
THE MURDERFACE THING.
288
00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,543
IT'S JUST...
289
00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:04,543
UHHH EXCUSE ME?
290
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:05,627
MARTY? JIM?
291
00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,210
THIS IS WILLIAM MURDERFACE.
292
00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:08,043
I'M ON THIS CALL TOO.
293
00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:10,210
HA HA. I CAN HEAR YOU.
294
00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:11,460
I DON'T, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
REALIZE THAT.
295
00:09:11,543 --> 00:09:14,377
THEN YOU UNDERSTAND OUR
DILEMMA, YOU KNOW?
296
00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,877
A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST DON'T
WANNA SEE YOU HOST THIS THING.
297
00:09:16,961 --> 00:09:17,877
AND IT'S NOT YOU.
298
00:09:17,961 --> 00:09:19,043
IT'S A Q. RATINGS THING.
299
00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:19,877
IT'S LOW Q RATINGS OKAY?
300
00:09:19,961 --> 00:09:22,543
HEY, GUYS, CAN I JUMP IN
REAL QUICK HERE?
301
00:09:22,627 --> 00:09:23,919
MAYBE THIS IS A CONVERSATION
FOR A LATER TIME.
302
00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:25,835
WE ALL SLEEP ON IT.
303
00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:26,919
THINK ABOUT SOME STUFF
AND UH TALK TOMORROW,
304
00:09:27,002 --> 00:09:27,919
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
305
00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,835
FINE. FINE. FINE.
306
00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:31,794
IN THE MEANTIME
I'D LIKE TO SELL YOU ON ME.
307
00:09:31,877 --> 00:09:34,794
I HAVE THIS IDEA -- IT'S CALLED
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,
308
00:09:34,877 --> 00:09:37,710
AND IT'S THIS FUCKING GHOST
THAT
KILLS CHILDREN.
309
00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:38,919
AND IT FIGHTS NAZIS.
310
00:09:39,002 --> 00:09:41,377
IT'S LIKE THE IMMACULATE
CONCEPTION WITH A BIG OLE
311
00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:42,210
HARD ON.
312
00:09:42,293 --> 00:09:44,919
AND IT JUST SWOOPS IN
ON BLACK WINGS.
313
00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,085
JUST SLEEP ON THAT.
314
00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,335
SEE YOU LATER, JIM.
315
00:09:47,418 --> 00:09:48,377
BYE, MARTY!
316
00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:49,335
CLICK!
HA HA HA!
317
00:09:49,877 --> 00:09:53,168
NAILED IT.
318
00:09:53,252 --> 00:09:53,961
YOU SIR?
319
00:09:54,043 --> 00:09:56,252
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK TO
SANTA CLAUS?
320
00:09:56,335 --> 00:09:58,085
YES MAMS I WOULD LIKE TO
TALK TO SANTA CLAUS ABOUT
321
00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:02,460
MY POTENTIAL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
322
00:10:02,543 --> 00:10:05,210
K-K-K-K-HO HO WHO WANTS-
TO K-K-K-TOKI!
323
00:10:05,293 --> 00:10:09,043
OH DR. ROCKSO,
YOUS AMS SANTA CLAUS!
324
00:10:09,126 --> 00:10:10,418
IT DONTS MAKES SENSE.
325
00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:11,502
EVERYONE'S READY TO GO?
326
00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:12,418
NO TOKI STILL?
327
00:10:12,502 --> 00:10:14,418
NO, HE'S POUT-SHOPPING
FOR US.
328
00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:15,418
RIGHT. THEN I'LL START.
329
00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:17,502
JUST WANNA KEEP YOU ABREAST
OF WHAT'S GOING ON.
330
00:10:17,585 --> 00:10:18,418
FIRST OFF.
331
00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:19,502
WHAT A KICK ASS FOURTH QUARTER.
332
00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:20,502
GOOD WORK GUYS.
BORING.
333
00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:22,585
DON'T SAY KICK-ASS.
334
00:10:22,669 --> 00:10:23,835
JUST DON'T.
335
00:10:23,919 --> 00:10:25,002
WE HADS TO MEETS FOR DIS?
336
00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:27,460
RIGHT, SO WHEN YOU'RE MAKING
MONEY YOU DON'T CARE.
337
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:28,377
YEAH.
BOY IS THAT RIGHT.
338
00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,377
WHATS DID I MISS?
339
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:33,961
TOKI, WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE
PISS AND COCAINE??
340
00:10:34,043 --> 00:10:35,794
OH, DATS NOT ME.
341
00:10:35,877 --> 00:10:37,961
K-K-K-M-M-M-HANUKAH!
342
00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:40,835
A K-K-K-K-HELLO!
343
00:10:40,919 --> 00:10:44,210
MASTER, THERE APPEARS TO BE
A POTENTIAL INCIDENT IN FRONT
344
00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:46,794
OF MORDHAUS.
345
00:10:46,877 --> 00:10:51,002
HI, NATHAN! WE'RE HERE!
346
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,252
OH NO.
347
00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:56,460
Nathan: ALRIGHT GUYS, LOOKS
LOOKS LIKE OUR MOM'S ARE GONNA
348
00:10:56,543 --> 00:10:58,502
BE STICKING AROUND HERE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
349
00:10:58,585 --> 00:11:01,043
BUT WE ALL HAVE TO AGREE
ON ONE THING --
350
00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:04,877
THEY CAN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING
BOOZE AS LONG AS THEY'RE HERE.
351
00:11:04,961 --> 00:11:08,585
BECAUSE YOU REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED LAST TIME.
352
00:11:10,126 --> 00:11:12,335
RIGHT, MURDERFACE?
353
00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:13,502
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
354
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:17,418
[ GROANING ]
SKWISGAAR, MURDERFACE IS
355
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:20,168
OGLING YOUR MOTHER LIKE SOME
KIND OF A PIECE OF FUCKING
MEAT.
356
00:11:20,252 --> 00:11:21,710
YEAH, I'M NOTICING DIS.
357
00:11:21,794 --> 00:11:23,460
THAT'S WHY I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW.
358
00:11:23,543 --> 00:11:24,835
UH, TOKI?
359
00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:25,418
WHERE'S DR. ROCKZO?
360
00:11:25,502 --> 00:11:27,002
HE AMS IN MY BATHROOMS.
361
00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:29,002
HE'S NEEDS A SHOWER.
362
00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:30,168
DR. ROCKZO?
363
00:11:30,252 --> 00:11:33,168
OH, DR. ROCKZO NOT FEELING
SO GOOD.
364
00:11:33,252 --> 00:11:34,752
OHHH, GIVE ME SOME CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT IN HERE.
365
00:11:34,835 --> 00:11:38,335
FOR THE RECORDS, DR. ROCKSO,
I CAN'T GETS YOU DRUGS.
366
00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:39,877
THATS WOULD BE ENABLINGS YOU.
367
00:11:39,961 --> 00:11:42,752
BUT I LOVES YOU,
EVEN THOUGH YOU AMS POWERLESS.
368
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:46,669
OH, R-R-ROCKSO L-L-LOVES YOU
TOO BABY.
369
00:11:46,752 --> 00:11:49,002
NOW YOU GET ME THOSE FUCKING
DRUGS OR I'LL FUCKING KILL
YOU!!
370
00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:51,210
YOU HEAR ME?
371
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,752
AH FUCK!
372
00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:56,210
OUR FUCKING MOTHERS WANT US
TO TAKE THEM TO THE MALL.
373
00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,043
IT'S THE FUCKING WORST TIME
TO GO.
374
00:11:58,126 --> 00:11:59,835
FUCKING BRUTAL.
375
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,794
MOM, WHY DO YOU NEED US
TO DRIVE?
376
00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:04,877
BECAUSE WE WANT TO SPEND TIME
WITH YOU!
377
00:12:04,961 --> 00:12:06,377
NOT YOUR SERVANTS.
378
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,377
BUT ALL THEY'RE GONNA DO
IS DRIVE!
379
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,502
THAT'S ALL. THEY'RE GONNA DRIVE.
380
00:12:09,585 --> 00:12:10,877
YOU CAN DRIVE!
381
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,043
FAMILY ONLY!
382
00:12:12,126 --> 00:12:13,168
OH, GRANDMA!
383
00:12:13,252 --> 00:12:16,335
I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A MEETING
FOR MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
384
00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:18,710
IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT WILLIAM!
385
00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:19,669
IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT.
386
00:12:19,752 --> 00:12:21,710
HEY, WE GOT AN IMPORTANT
PRODUCTION MEETING...
387
00:12:21,794 --> 00:12:22,877
OW! OW! OW!
388
00:12:22,961 --> 00:12:24,710
DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE
TO ME YOU FUCKING LITTLE PIECE
389
00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:25,710
OF SHIT.
GRANDMA, NO! STOP!
390
00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:27,585
YOU JUST MISSED ANOTHER SPOT.
391
00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:29,877
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING
TO PASS THAT SPOT?
392
00:12:29,961 --> 00:12:30,877
WHERE? WHICH ONE?
BACK THERE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
393
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,919
I CAN'T SEE WITH ALL THESE
PEOPLE IN HERE!!
394
00:12:34,002 --> 00:12:35,085
TOO LATE! YOU BLEW IT!
395
00:12:35,168 --> 00:12:37,085
OH GRANDMA, HE'S JUST
TRYING TO DRIVE.
396
00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:38,043
LEAVE HIM ALONE AND BACK OFF!
397
00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:39,919
WE DON'T SPEAK TO OUR
GRANDMOTHERS THAT WAY.
398
00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:40,919
TAKE THIS.
399
00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:42,085
OWWW!!!
400
00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:42,919
MOM! DON'T SLAP MURDERFACE!
OWWW!!!
401
00:12:44,002 --> 00:12:45,752
QUICK! TURN!
402
00:12:45,835 --> 00:12:46,752
WHAT THE HELL!
YOU HIT MY CAR!
403
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,418
HEY, I HAVE FOUR MOTHERS
TELLING ME HOW TO DRIVE.
404
00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:51,252
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, ASSHOLE?
405
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,710
TELL THEM YOU'RE SORRY.
406
00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:54,752
I'M SORRY.
407
00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:56,710
ARE YOU LEAVING?
408
00:12:56,794 --> 00:12:58,043
YOU KNOW SOMETHING ANJA?
409
00:12:58,126 --> 00:12:59,126
NOW THAT YOU'RE SINGLE,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
410
00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:01,502
FIND YOUR SEXY SIDE?
411
00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:05,543
OHH, LET'S DO A FUCKING
MAKEOVER AND MAKE ANJA A LITTLE
412
00:13:05,627 --> 00:13:07,252
SEXY KITTY CAT!
413
00:13:07,335 --> 00:13:09,252
[GIGGLING]
[ GROWLS ]
414
00:13:09,335 --> 00:13:11,043
I DO NOT LIKE THIS.
415
00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:11,543
I'M NOT HERE.
I'M SOMEPLACE ELSE.
416
00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:14,085
I'M ON A LAKE IN A CANOE.
417
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,168
SOME PLACE ELSE.
418
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,210
WAIT A MINUTE, I JUST FUCKING
THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
419
00:13:17,293 --> 00:13:19,168
WHAT'D YOU DO WITH ROCKZO
WHILE WE'RE OUT?
420
00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:21,043
THEY GOTTA BE SOMETHING I CAN
PUT UP MY NOSE.
421
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:22,168
OH, K-K-DAMMIT!!!
422
00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:23,293
THEY GOTTA BE SOMETHING
DR. ROCKZO CAN SELL
423
00:13:23,377 --> 00:13:25,460
FOR SOME SWEET COCAINE.
424
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,460
I NEED THAT -- OH!
425
00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:29,710
CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR TOKI'S PALS.
426
00:13:29,794 --> 00:13:32,002
A K-K-K-BINGO.
427
00:13:32,085 --> 00:13:34,126
WILLY, YOU GOT TIME FOR
A QUICK CONFERENCE CALL?
428
00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:34,961
I GOT THESE GUYS ON HOLD.
HELLOOO.
429
00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:36,460
HELLO!
HOW WE ALL DOING?
430
00:13:37,543 --> 00:13:39,168
LOOK JIM, MARTY,
YOU SAID YOU HAD SOME GOOD NEWS?
431
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,168
UH, ACTUALLY WE DO.
432
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,252
WE FOUND FINANCING.
433
00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:44,752
YEAH, UH, BUT MURDERFACE,
WE'RE ANTICIPATING,
434
00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:45,377
UH, REJECTION. FROM YOU.
435
00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:47,293
YOU MIGHT PASS ON THIS.
436
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,168
WE JUST WANT TO LAY OUT
THE GROUND RULES.
437
00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:50,293
WHAT? HOLD ON.
438
00:13:50,377 --> 00:13:52,627
LOOK I JUST WANNA MAKE
A FUCKING HOLIDAY SPECIAL
439
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:56,002
THAT'S TOTALLY FUCKING METAL
AND EVIL WITH BLOOD AND TITS
440
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,168
AND FIRE.
441
00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:58,252
LISTEN, YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW
EVERYBODY DECLINED
442
00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:00,627
YOUR OFFER, OKAY?
443
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,835
EXCEPT FOR ONE GROUP THAT FOUND
YOUR NEGATIVITY AND DELINQUENT
444
00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:05,877
FOLLOWING A POSITIVE
OPPORTUNITY
TO GET THEIR MESSAGE OUT THERE
445
00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:07,502
AND HELP YOU AND THOSE PEOPLE.
446
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,502
NEGATIVITY?
MARTY HELP ME OUT HERE.
447
00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:10,377
IT'S THE CHURCH.
448
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,502
THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH
WANTS TO FINANCE IT.
449
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,418
AND CONTROL EVERYTHING.
450
00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:15,627
BUT YOU'RE STILL THE STAR
AND IT'S THE, UH,
451
00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:17,502
MURDERFACE KNUBBLER SPECIAL
DON'T GET ME WRONG THERE.
452
00:14:17,585 --> 00:14:18,543
IT'S STILL THE SAME THING.
453
00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:19,460
IT'S STILL YOUR SPECIAL.
454
00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:20,669
UHH, I MEAN, IS THERE
KIND OF AN ISSUE?
455
00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,919
I MEAN AM I GONNA BE
CONSIDERED A SELL-OUT?
456
00:14:24,002 --> 00:14:25,669
IS THAT A PROBLEM?
457
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,002
I MEAN, I'M GOOD WITH IT.
458
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:29,502
I'M GOOD WITH IT TOO THEN.
THERE! WE'RE DONE!
459
00:14:30,418 --> 00:14:32,502
CONGRATULATIONS GUYS!
460
00:14:32,585 --> 00:14:34,543
K-K-K--
HEY MAN.
461
00:14:34,627 --> 00:14:38,460
HOW MUCH DR. ROCKSO GET
FOR THIS SLOP?
462
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:39,210
HMM?
HURRY UP BABY.
463
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,460
I GOT SOMETHING TO DO.
464
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:43,502
GUESS WHAT?
465
00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:45,210
COCAINE.
466
00:14:45,293 --> 00:14:48,377
[ SNIFFS ]
YOUUU HOOOOO!
467
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,669
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, BABY!
468
00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:51,210
AND I'M DOING IT.
469
00:14:51,293 --> 00:14:52,794
SNORTING COCAINE.
470
00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:55,043
HEY JOHNNY HOT DOG,
GUESS WHAT I JUST DID.
471
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:56,377
COCAINE!
472
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,418
HE DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER.
473
00:14:58,502 --> 00:14:59,543
HEY SHOE SHINE BOY?
474
00:14:59,627 --> 00:15:02,961
YOU WANNA CHECK ME OUT THERE
SOME OF THIS HERE, COCAINE!
475
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:05,710
HEY MR. ZOO ANIMAL,
CHECK THIS OUT --
476
00:15:05,794 --> 00:15:06,543
COCAINE!
477
00:15:06,627 --> 00:15:09,210
HEY LITTLE BOY WITH
THE B-B-B-BALLOON.
478
00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:10,877
CHECK THIS OUT -- COCAINE.
479
00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:12,418
DON'T TELL NO BODY.
480
00:15:12,502 --> 00:15:12,877
HEY MR. POLICE...
481
00:15:12,961 --> 00:15:14,961
UH OH!
482
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:18,210
NOW BOYS I'M PLEASED AS PIE
THAT WE ARE DOING THIS
483
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,043
TOGETHER HERE.
484
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,460
OH FUCKING SHIT MAN,
I MEAN, I'M....
485
00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:22,585
HA, HA, HA, UH, HA!
486
00:15:22,669 --> 00:15:23,961
I'M SORRY REVEREND, HE'S..
487
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:26,252
LIKE HE HASN'T HEARD SOMEONE
SAY FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,
FUCK, FUCK BEFORE?
488
00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:28,877
YOU GOT BOOZE ALL OVER
YOUR BREATH.
489
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:29,919
SORRY ABOUT MURDERFACE.
490
00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:30,794
BOY IS HE....
491
00:15:30,877 --> 00:15:32,961
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING
THIS FOR ME...
492
00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:34,919
WELL I UNDERSTAND WE ALL GOT
OUR PERSONAL QUIRKS.
493
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,794
WE JUST WANT TO KEEP THIS THING
CLEAN AND GET THE MESSAGE
494
00:15:37,877 --> 00:15:39,752
OF GOD OUT TO YOUR AUDIENCE.
495
00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:43,794
NO VIOLENCE, NO NUDITY
OR PROFANE LANGUAGE ON THE
AIR.
496
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:45,210
AND I GOT TO BE FIRM ON THAT.
497
00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:46,335
OH ABSOLUTELY.
498
00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:48,252
YOU KNOW FATHER,
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT
499
00:15:48,335 --> 00:15:52,627
RELIGION IS SUCH A WONDEROUS
AND MAGNIFICENT SORT OF
THINGY.
500
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:54,752
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TRYING TO SAY?
501
00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:55,835
WELL I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT
WAY, MURDERFACE, BECAUSE
502
00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:58,961
IF YOU LIE TO ME,
I PROMISE THAT GOD WILL
503
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:03,752
COME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND
CRUSH
YOUR SOUL AND TAKE AWAY THOSE
504
00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:04,794
THAT YOU LOVE.
505
00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:05,961
EWW.
506
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:08,502
HEY Y'ALL THINK YOU CAN TRY
ONE MORE TIME TO GET DETHKLOK
507
00:16:08,585 --> 00:16:09,460
INVOLVED IN THIS THING?
508
00:16:09,543 --> 00:16:10,919
I MEAN WE GOT FINANCING.
509
00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:11,543
WE GOT FINANCING!
510
00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:13,543
WE GOT SOME MONEY HERE.
511
00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:14,460
WE DID IT!
512
00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:15,502
YOU REALLY SOLD IT HUH?
513
00:16:15,585 --> 00:16:17,418
YUP. REAL DEAL.
514
00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:19,293
DID HE REALLY SELL IT,
KNUBBLER?
515
00:16:19,377 --> 00:16:19,877
YES.
I'M IMPRESSED ACTUALLY.
516
00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:22,502
YOU GUYS REALLY DID IT, HUH?
517
00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:23,252
YEAH, YOU WANT IN?
518
00:16:23,335 --> 00:16:25,502
IT'LL GET US AWAY
FROM OUR MOMS?
519
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,794
CHECK THIS OUT!
520
00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:29,293
I'M GOING TO PUT OUR STUPID,
STUPID MOTHERS IN THE SHOW
521
00:16:29,377 --> 00:16:30,835
SO THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE
INVOLVED IN OUR DUMB LIVES BUT
522
00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:33,752
ACTUALLY IT WILL KEEP THEM AWAY
FROM US MORE.
523
00:16:33,835 --> 00:16:34,669
OH! OH!
524
00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,585
COULD WE HAVE SECRETS SANTAS?
525
00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:38,543
[ STAMMERING ]
YES, YES TOKI.
526
00:16:38,627 --> 00:16:39,543
YOU WANT A SECRET SANTA?
YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!
527
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,377
OH, WOWEE! SECRET SANTAS!
528
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:42,961
YEAH!
529
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,126
YEAH THAT'S ALL GREAT.
530
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:47,543
BUT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE
TO DO ONE LITTLE THING FOR ME.
531
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:48,835
YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
532
00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:49,502
TELL ME YOU'RE SORRY.
533
00:16:49,585 --> 00:16:52,835
APOLOGIZE FOR DOUBTING ME.
534
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,335
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
535
00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:56,502
I SAW THE LOOK ON YOUR FACES.
536
00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:58,002
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
537
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,252
NOW LET'S GET TO WORK!
538
00:17:02,627 --> 00:17:08,669
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
539
00:17:26,418 --> 00:17:29,627
K-K-K-HERE I AM!
540
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:30,543
ALRIGHT GUYS.
THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME!
541
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,752
WE'VE PUT SO MUCH WORK IN
THIS SO UH..
542
00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:35,710
LET'S GET READY TO UH,
DO A GREAT SHOW!
543
00:17:35,794 --> 00:17:37,669
OK FIRST OFF, WE GOT TO KEEP
THE BOOZE AWAY FROM YOUR
544
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:38,543
MOTHERS.
THEY GET ALL WEIRD AND
FUCKING HORNY.
545
00:17:39,168 --> 00:17:40,418
DON'T WANT THAT, OKAY?
546
00:17:40,502 --> 00:17:42,335
SECONDLY, WE GOTTA KICK
THIS FUCKING CLOWN OFF
547
00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:42,877
THE SET ALRIGHT?
548
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:43,919
YEAH FUCK THAT GUY.
549
00:17:44,002 --> 00:17:46,377
I DON'T WANT THAT GUY HERE
FUCKING THE SHIT UP, OKAY?
550
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:47,502
THIRDLY, TOKI YOU GOTTA GET
THOSE GIFTS BECAUSE WE ARE
551
00:17:47,585 --> 00:17:49,335
DOING THE SECRET SANTA THING.
552
00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:49,835
OH, COOLS!
553
00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:51,460
AND WISH US LUCK.
554
00:17:51,543 --> 00:17:53,585
ME AND MURDERFACE
GO OUT SOON, OKAY!
555
00:17:53,669 --> 00:17:55,043
LIVE FROM MORDHAUS!
556
00:17:55,126 --> 00:17:56,585
IT'S THE WILLIAM MURDERFACE
DICK KNUBBLER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
557
00:17:56,669 --> 00:17:59,585
WITH SPECIAL GUEST DETHKLOK!
558
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:01,543
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
559
00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:03,002
WERE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN.
560
00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:04,543
IT'S A WINTER MAGIC TIME.
561
00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:05,585
BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER!
562
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,961
WE'RE GIVING SOME GIFTS!
563
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:08,794
WE'RE STANDING SOME SNOW!
564
00:18:08,877 --> 00:18:13,543
IT'S GONNA BE A HOLIDAY TIME.
565
00:18:13,627 --> 00:18:14,585
WOW, THEY LOOK LIKE A COUPLE
OF FAGS.
566
00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:16,585
THIS MAY HAVE BEEN A BAD IDEA.
567
00:18:16,669 --> 00:18:17,835
RIGHT.
568
00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:20,502
WHERE'S THE BLOOD AND TITS THAT
MURDERFACE WAS TALKING ABOUT?
569
00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:23,168
SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON HERE
GUYS.
570
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:26,835
I BRING SOME WONDERFUL
FRANKENSENSE.
571
00:18:26,919 --> 00:18:27,794
GREAT.
THAT'S WHAT I GOT HIM!
572
00:18:28,669 --> 00:18:30,585
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT.
573
00:18:30,669 --> 00:18:34,043
WE BOTH GOT HIM THE SAME THING.
574
00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:35,377
OH, LORD.
575
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,835
HEY, THAT'S BLASPHEMY!
576
00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:41,585
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, I MEAN OH LORD.
577
00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:43,126
RIGHT THERE!!!
578
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:46,043
A MIRACLE HAS BEEN BESTOWED
UPON US THIS DAY.
579
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,502
[ AWWWWWWS ]
[ FART ]
580
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,210
I THINK HE MIGHT'VE BESTOWED
SOMETHING INTO HIS DIAPERS.
581
00:18:52,293 --> 00:18:55,293
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE KING HAS TRULY BLESSED US.
582
00:18:55,377 --> 00:18:56,794
[ AWWWWWWW ]
[ FART ]
583
00:18:56,877 --> 00:18:58,794
MAYBE HE CAN STOP
BLESSING US.
584
00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:01,752
SOMETHING'S STARTING
TO SMELL BAD.
585
00:19:01,835 --> 00:19:04,418
HELLO!
586
00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:06,794
[ SNIFFING ]
THERE'S BOOZE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
587
00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:10,794
[ SNIFFS ]
THEY LOCKED THE BOOZE IN HERE!
588
00:19:10,877 --> 00:19:12,585
SOMEBODY GET ME A CROWBAR!
589
00:19:12,669 --> 00:19:13,919
LET'S GET DRUNKS!
590
00:19:14,002 --> 00:19:14,543
LET'S GET DRUNKS!
591
00:19:14,627 --> 00:19:16,210
LET'S GET DRUNK!
592
00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:19,168
SIRE, I WAS TOLD THAT
THE "SECRET SANTA" SKETCH IS
593
00:19:19,252 --> 00:19:21,293
NEXT SO YOU MUST
GATHER YOUR GIFTS.
594
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,418
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THANKS YOU.
595
00:19:22,502 --> 00:19:24,669
NOW BE GONES.
596
00:19:24,752 --> 00:19:25,543
MY GIFTS! MY GIFTS!
597
00:19:25,627 --> 00:19:28,126
THEY'S AMS GONE!
598
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,168
BALLOONS?
599
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:30,585
WHO WOULD LEAVES A BALLONS
ONS DE GROUNDS AND STEALS
600
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,168
ALLS MY GIFTS?!
601
00:19:33,252 --> 00:19:34,669
ROCKZO!
602
00:19:34,752 --> 00:19:36,252
LEMME IN THERE, BABY.
603
00:19:36,335 --> 00:19:38,293
DR. ROCKZO WANNA SEE
THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
604
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,335
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE
CLOWN!
605
00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:41,335
WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.
606
00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:44,835
[ TAUNTING ]
COCAINE!
607
00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:45,877
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
TO THE MURDERFACE KNUBBLER
608
00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:48,961
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
STARRING DETHKLOK
609
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:52,002
RIGHT AFTER THESE IMPORTANT
WORDS FROM OUR SPONSOR.
610
00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,919
I WASN'T PICKED FOR
THE TEAM.
611
00:19:56,002 --> 00:19:56,502
THAT'S ALRIGHT, SON.
612
00:19:56,585 --> 00:19:57,669
GOD LOVES YOU.
613
00:19:57,752 --> 00:19:59,585
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CHURCH
OF CHRISTIAN CHURCHOLOGY.
614
00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:00,502
WAIT A MINUTE?
615
00:20:00,585 --> 00:20:02,710
THIS THING'S SPONSORED...
616
00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:07,627
CHURCH OF CHRISTIAN CHURCHOLOGY?
617
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,252
THE FUCKING CHURCH?
618
00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:11,502
THIS THING'S SPONSORED BY THE...
619
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,460
THIS THING'S SPONSORED
BY THE FUCKING CHURCH?
620
00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:16,877
MURDERFACE!!!!!!!
621
00:20:16,961 --> 00:20:20,252
LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WONDERFUL
BUT LONELY CHRISTMAS EVE
622
00:20:20,335 --> 00:20:22,835
WITH JUST YOU AND ME
RIGHT, OLD PAL.
623
00:20:22,919 --> 00:20:23,794
YUP.
624
00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:26,877
LOOKS JUST LIKE THE TWO OF US
AGAIN.
625
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:29,585
[ DOOR BELL RINGS ]
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT
626
00:20:29,669 --> 00:20:30,835
SOUND MEANS?
627
00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:34,543
OH THE CHRISTMAS GOOSE IS
FINISHED BEING MICROWAVED?
628
00:20:34,627 --> 00:20:37,710
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO.
629
00:20:37,794 --> 00:20:40,502
IT MEANS WE HAVE SOME GUESTS.
630
00:20:40,585 --> 00:20:42,168
WELL HELLO!
631
00:20:42,252 --> 00:20:44,168
IT'S DETHKLOK'S MOTHERS!
632
00:20:44,252 --> 00:20:45,543
AND THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING.
633
00:20:45,627 --> 00:20:47,835
YEAH, TAKE YOUR TIME
STAGGERING IN.
634
00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:49,210
THIS ISN'T LIVE TV OR ANYTHING.
635
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:53,168
WHO'D HAVE THOUGH DETHKLOK
WOULD HAVE MOTHERS??
636
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,168
HA. HA.
637
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,085
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
I'LL GET IT!
638
00:20:56,168 --> 00:21:00,460
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
IF ITS MORE FRIENDLY GUESTS??
639
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:03,585
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS
THING WAS SPONSORED BY RELIGION?
640
00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:04,418
IT'S NOT FUCKING COOL, DUDE.
641
00:21:04,502 --> 00:21:07,126
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY, WATCH THE F-BOMB.
642
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,168
THIS IS, UH,
THIS IS WRITTEN.
643
00:21:09,252 --> 00:21:10,293
THIS IS WRITTEN
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
644
00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:14,627
K-K-K-ROCKZO MADE HIS WAY
ONTO THE LOT OF THE CHRISTMAS
645
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:15,794
PARTY, BABY.
646
00:21:15,877 --> 00:21:16,752
OH YOU, ROCKZO!
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
647
00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:19,752
YOU STOLE THE CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS!
648
00:21:19,835 --> 00:21:21,585
I'LL FUCKING KILLS YOU ROCKZO!
649
00:21:21,669 --> 00:21:22,627
OUTTA MY WAY!
650
00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:25,418
HERE COMES...
651
00:21:25,502 --> 00:21:27,252
OW! OH, MY LEG!!
652
00:21:27,335 --> 00:21:29,418
OW! TOKI'S LEG!
653
00:21:29,502 --> 00:21:33,877
[ SCREAMING IN AGONY ]
LOOK WE NEED A DOCTOR
654
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,460
OVER HERE!
655
00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:36,627
MY HEAD!
656
00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:38,585
GET A FUCKING DOCTOR
OVER HERE!
657
00:21:38,669 --> 00:21:40,460
MURDERFACE, I THINK YOUR
GRANDMA'S, LIKE, HURT
658
00:21:40,543 --> 00:21:40,919
OR SOMETHING.
659
00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,585
YOU SHOULD HELP HER.
660
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,627
CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME ENJOY
THIS MOMENT?
661
00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:45,669
HEY CHECK IT OUT SKWISGAAR!
662
00:21:45,752 --> 00:21:47,460
I'M GETTING A HAND J-J-JOB
FROM YOUR M-M-MAMA!
663
00:21:47,543 --> 00:21:48,961
MOMS, NO!!
664
00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:51,961
OH MAN SHE'S GOT THAT
SWEDISH GRIP.
665
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:55,126
OH ,IT'S LIKE YOU PLAYIN'
THAT GUITAR.
666
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,460
OHHH FIDDLEY WIDDLEY
WADDLEY HOOO!
667
00:21:57,543 --> 00:21:57,919
WHAT THE FUCK!
668
00:21:58,002 --> 00:21:59,627
THAT'S MY GIRL!
669
00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:01,126
OH IS SOMEONE HAVING A BAD
CHRISTMAS?
670
00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:03,961
YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER
OR I'LL....
671
00:22:04,043 --> 00:22:04,919
I'LL KILL YOU!
672
00:22:05,002 --> 00:22:06,877
YOU RUINED MY
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
673
00:22:06,961 --> 00:22:09,085
SO UH, THANKS FOLKS
FOR TUNING IN
674
00:22:09,168 --> 00:22:11,835
AND UH, THANKS FOR WATCHING
THE KNUBBLER MURDERFACE
675
00:22:11,919 --> 00:22:12,627
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
676
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:16,252
ROLL THOSE CREDITS FOLKS.
677
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,585
HERE I K-K-K--OH!
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