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GIZA, WHERE DETHKLOK IS
SHOWING US A SIDE OF METAL THAT
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WE HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.
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THEY'RE GIVING A CONCERT
IN SUPPORT OF THE HEALTH
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AND CARE OF HOUSEHOLD PETS.
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Nathan: MOST OF YOU KNOW
THAT DOGS HAVE BALLS.
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WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT
CATS HAVE BALLS, TOO.
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AND WE ALL KNOW BALLS MAKE MORE
PETS, RIGHT?
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SO TONIGHT WE SUPPORT
TAKING AWAY BALLS FROM LIVING
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ANIMALS.
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LET THE BALL REMOVAL BEGIN.
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[ DOG BARKS, CAT SHRIEKS ]
[ SHRIEKING ]
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
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HOLY SHIT!
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WE ALMOST DIED.
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
♪ I'M...TICKING...
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FOR...THE... ♪
♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF,
TALLER THAN A TREE ♪
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♪ TOKI WARTOOTH,
NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪
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♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪
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♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER
DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY
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♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION
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WE ALMOST FUCKING DIED
OUT THERE.
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YEAH, BUT GUYS THE THING IS
THAT YOU ARE SAFE NOW.
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AND THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING.
MOVING ON....
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YEAH BUT WE ALMOST DID.
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I WANNA SPEAK ON BEHALF
OF THE BAND, RIGHT GUYS?
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WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
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AND I WANT TO PUT IT OUT THERE
AND SAY, WE CAN'T DIE.
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ALRIGHT?
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GUYS, YOU AREN'T GONNA DIE.
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YOU'LL BE FINE.
STOP SAYING "DIE."
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USE A DIFFERENT WORD.
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YEAH, YEAH USE A DIFFERENT
PHRASE LIKE...
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SOMETHING LIKE, UHH,
SOMETHING THAT'S GOOD.
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INSTEAD OF DEATH, LIKE UHH...
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HAMBURGER TIME.
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HAMBURGER TIME.
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PERFECT.
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SAY "HAMBURGER TIME."
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HAMBURGERS TIME.
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HAMBURGER TIME, ALRIGHT?
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WELL AS LONG AS YOU GUYS ARE
ALL WORRIED ABOUT,
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"HAMBURGER TIME," UH, MAYBE
IT'D HELP OUT A LITTLE BIT IF
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YOU GUYS ALL WENT TO THE
DOCTOR,
JUST GOT A CHECK UP.
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UH YEAH, I'D LIKE TO PASS
ON THAT.
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UHHH, I DON'T KNOW...
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I'M BUSY'S.
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HEY LOOK, MY UNCLE HAD A BIG
HUGE THING GROWING ON HIS NECK.
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AND FINE.
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THEN HE GOES TO THE DOCTOR.
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CANCER.
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BING BANG BOOM!
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HAIR OUT, HAMBURGER TIME.
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LISTEN, YOU GUYS ARE GOING
TO A DOCTOR, ALRIGHT?
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AND NATHAN YOU GOTTA GO
TO A DENTIST TO GET YOUR TEETH
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WORKED ON.
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OH NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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GUYS LISTEN, YOU'RE CLOSER
TO DEATH IF YOU DON'T
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SEE A DOCTOR.
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HAMBURGER TIME!
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PLEASE USE THE WORD,
"HAMBURGER TIME"
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WHEN SPEAKING TO US.
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YOU'RE CLOSER TO "HAMBURGER
TIME" IF YOU DON'T SEE A DOCTOR.
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THANK YOU.
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DO YOU HAVE A CAT
IN YOUR LAP?
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HEY I GOTS A CAT IN MY LAP.
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IT'S REALLY COOL CAT.
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YOU HAVE A CAT NOW.
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YEAH, HE'S GOTS
A LITTLE BITS OF A COUGH.
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IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO GET YOU GUYS TO THE DOCTOR?
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IF OK, IF WE GO TO
THE DOCTOR, THEN GIVE US
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A WEEK TO KIND OF PREPARE.
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LET US GO TO LIKE AN ISLAND
SOMEWHERE AND YOU KNOW, LIKE
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DRINK WHEATGRASS.
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YEAH, ORGANIC FOOD.
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THEN YOU'LL CHECK US OUT
AND FIND OUT WE'RE HEALTHY
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'CAUSE WE'VE BEEN
TAKING IT EASY SO WELL.
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ALRIGHT GUYS THAT'S FINE.
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TAKE A VACATION.
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TAKE A WEEKEND, DRY OUT.
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ENJOY YOURSELVES THAT'S FINE
WITH ME.
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GOOD.
THEN WE'RE DOING IT.
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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WELL BY THE LOOK AND SMELL OF
YOU GUYS, YOU UH BINGE DRANK
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AND DID DRUGS THE ENTIRE TIME
DIDN'T YOU?
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UHHHH WHOOPS.
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I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO FILL
THESE CUPS.
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IT'S A URINE TEST.
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YOU WANT OUR URINE?
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THAT'S FUCKING SICK.
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YOU'RE A SICK DOCTOR.
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NATHAN, WHY YOU ACTING
ALL WEIRD?
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I JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT
GOING TO THE DENTIST
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AND I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL.
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I'VE NEVER LIKED GOING TO
THE DENTIST.
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DENTIST'S ARE WEIRD PEOPLE.
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YOU KNOW THAT THEY HAVE
THE HIGHEST SUICIDE RATE
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OF ANY PROFESSION?
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DUDE, THAT'S PRETTY
FUCKED UP.
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I KNOW!
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THEY'RE FUCKING WITH YOUR
MOUTH, AND YOUR TEETH ARE RIGHT
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NEXT TO YOUR BRAIN.
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I MEAN, IF THEY START FUCKING
WITH YOUR TEETH AND THEN
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IT STARTS GOING INTO YOUR
BRAIN,
IF YOUR TOOTH ROTS,
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THEN YOUR BRAIN ROTS,
THEN YOU DIE.
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HAMBURGER TIME!
HAMBURGER TIME!
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WHAT ABOUT DOCTORS?
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DOCTORS ARE WORSE.
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THEY'RE THE WEIRD ONES.
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THEY WANNA CHECK YOU FOR LIKE
HERNIAS AND STUFF AND THEN THEY
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START JACKING YOU OFF.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
THAT'S WEIRD.
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YOU GOT A HERNIA.
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LET ME FEEL YOUR BALLS.
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THINK!
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I JUST DON'T WANT SOME GUY
WITH NO REASON TO LIVE
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FUCKING WITH MY MOUTH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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WHY CANT'S IT BE LIKE
A LADY'S BOOB WHATS
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CLEANS YOUR TEETH?
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HAHA USUALLY..
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USUALLY YOU HAVE REALLY
BAD IDEAS, BUT THAT...
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THAT'S A BILLION DOLLAR IDEA.
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CLEANING YOUR TEETH
WITH TITS.
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DUDES WE PARTIED TOO HARD
SO NOW OUR BODIES ARE
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IN TERRIBLE SHAPE.
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SO, WE GOT TO TRICK THE DOCTOR
BY MAKING IT SEEM LIKE WE'RE
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IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE.
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AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY
TO DO THAT -- BLEACH.
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HERE DRINK THIS, MURDERFACE.
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UHH, MAYBE THIS AMS A STUPID
QUESTION, BUT WHYS DONT'S WE
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JUST POURS BLEACH INTO OURS
CUPS OF URINES?
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NO!
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DRINK THE BLEACH.
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BLEACH IS HEALTHY.
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IT'S MOSTLY WATER.
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AND WE'RE MOSTLY WATER.
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THEREFORE, WE ARE BLEACH.
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ANYWAY, ENOUGH TALKING.
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LET'S START DRINKING.
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MURDERFACE, YOU GO FIRST.
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JUST A LITTLE BIT,
JUST A LITTLE DROP.
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OKIE DOKEY!
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THERE YOU GO.
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OH! AH!
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AH, THAT BURNS!
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KEEP IT DOWN.
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KEEP IT DOWN, BRO.
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KEEP IT DOWN.
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[ RETCHING ]
OH.
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OH GOD!
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OH, THAT WAS AWFUL!
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[ PANTING ]
WHO'S NEXT?
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ME. I'LL GO.
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ME. I'LL GO.
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♪ [ MUFFLED ]
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♪ [ MUFFLED ]
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ARGHHHH!
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MR. EXPLOSION, YOU'RE NEXT.
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WON'T YOU COME ON IN,
TAKE A SEAT?
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UH, EH, YOU KNOW,
I'D LIKE TO STAND RIGHT HERE.
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I DON'T THINK I'M READY TO GO
BEYOND THIS UH, POINT, UH.
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OH, I GET IT.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND ME.
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WHAT IF WE JUST TOOK THINGS
SLOW AND, YOU KNOW, YOU JUST
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GAVE ME, LIKE, A CUP
OF MOUTH WASH OR SOMETHING.
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♪
TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT A GUY
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♪
TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT A GUY
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TOUCHING YOUR DICK.
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JUST TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT
A GUY TOUCHING YOUR DICK.
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I KNOW, JUST PRETEND
IT'S A CHICK.
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PRETEND IT'S A CHICK
TOUCHING YOUR DICK, THAT'S
ALL.
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YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S BETTER.
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A REALLY HOT CHICK.
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YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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HELLO. JUST RELAX.
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UM, WAIT,
STOP MOVING YOUR HAND!
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NO, NO, NO!
WAIT, WAIT! OH GOD.
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OOHHHHHHHH!!
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OH, NO!
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[ MOANING ]
YEAAAAAAAH!!!!!
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BAD DICK! BAD PENIS!
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FUCKING STUPID GAY DICK!
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HE'S A DUDE!
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OKAY, YOU CAN PUT YOUR PANTS
BACK ON.
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CFO: WELL GUYS IT'S TIME TO
GET THE RESULTS OF YOUR
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MEDICAL TESTS.
I'M SURE THERE IS NO PROBLEM.
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DUDE I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL.
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WE'RE TOTALLY HEALTHY.
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BECAUSE WE DRANK THAT BLEACH
RIGHT GUYS?
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YES, THE RESULT OF EVERY TEST
WILL BE POSITIVE.
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WELL THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR,
GUYS.
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OH! HERE COMES THE DOCTOR.
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SO I HAVE YOUR RESULTS.
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PICKLES, YOU'RE DYING.
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GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A MAJOR
CRISIS ON OUR HANDS.
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IT APPEARS DETHKLOK'S DRUMMER,
PICKLES, IS DYING
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FROM A RARE ILLNESS.
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AND UNFORTUNATELY, WE DON'T
HAVE THE ABILITY TO CURE HIM.
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PICKLES DYING IS POTENTIALLY
A SEISMIC EVENT IN THE DETHKLOK
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WORLD.
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I AGREE, GENERAL CROZIER.
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IT COULD HAVE
A SIGNIFICANT ECONOMIC AND
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SOCIOLOGIC IMPACT.
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SO HERE TO EXPLAIN MORE IS
SPECIALIST ON CELEBRITY DEATH,
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DR NINMILTRID FMILTINDRYDEN.
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GENTLEMEN, PICKLES IS NOT
DEAD YET.
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BUT WHEN HE DOES DIE, WE HAVE
TAKEN THE PRECAUTION OF MAKING
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A PRE-RECORDED
POST-CELEBRITY DEATH VIDEO
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TO CONTROL RIOTING THROUGHOUT
THE WORLD.
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Narrator: HE WAS KNOWN TO THEWORLD AS PICKLES THE DRUMMER.
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HIS THUNDEROUS AND PUNISHING
DRUM BEATS BROUGHT JOY
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TO MILLIONS...
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MOST PEOPLE KNEW PICKLES AS
THE MOST FAMOUS DRUMMER ALIVE,
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BUT FEW KNEW
THE WARM AND GENTLE SIDE.
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BUT AT SOME POINT, EVERY PARTY
HAS TO END.
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NOW HE'S ROCKING THE AFTERLIFE
AFTERPARTY, DOING DOUBLE-KICKS
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AND BLAST BEATS WITH GOD.
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WE'LL SEE YOU SOON, PICKLES.
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ROCK ON FOREVER.
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I JUST CAN'T WRAP MY MIND
AROUND THE FACT THAT I'M DYING.
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YOU KNOW?
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HAM- HAMBURGER TIME.
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PICKLES THIS IS VERY
DIFFICULT TO DO, BUT WE HAVE
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TO START GETTING YOUR
AFFAIRS IN ORDER.
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ALRIGHT, UH,
LET'S GO OVER THE COFFIN.
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YOU WANTED A MAHOGANY LID
WITH A BIRCH SHELL?
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YEAH.
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UH, MINI BAR INSIDE?
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YEAH.
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GAS-POWERED WITH A THROTTLE
SO YOU CAN -- LET ME SEE
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WHAT YOU WROTE HERE,
"RIDE TO HELL IN STYLE"?
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YOU STILL WANT ALL OF THIS?
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YEAH.
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PICKLES, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A REALLY COOL COFFIN.
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I'D LIKES TO HAVES A COFFINS
LIKES THAT TOO.
249
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I WANT A COFFIN LIKE THAT
TOO.
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CAN I MAKES A SUGGESTIONS?
251
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THAT YOUS HAS A QUARTER-INCH
OUTS AND XLR OUTS
252
00:11:37,835 --> 00:11:40,043
'CAUSE YOU CAN NEVER KNOW
IF IT NEEDS BOTH SOMETIMES.
253
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I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE COOL
IF WE HAD THIS -- THAT SOUNDS
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LIKE A REALLY COOL -- PICKLES,
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY
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COOL COFFIN.
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HEY PICKLES I GOT
A GREAT IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU PICK YOUR OWN
REPLACEMENT IN THE BAND?
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TOO EARLY?
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00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:51,961
I JUST WISH I HAD MORE TIME.
260
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CAN SOMEONE GET SOME
SANDWICHES OR SOMETHING?
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00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:58,585
HEY, I JUST WANT TO SAY
SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, UH, ABOUT
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HOW THIS IS ALL AFFECTING ME.
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UMMM,
LIFE IS SHORT.
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00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:05,377
AND I REALIZE THAT NOW.
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SO, I'M GOING TO GO TO
THE DENTIST AND TAKE CARE
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OF MYSELF SO I CAN LIVE LONGER.
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HEY, WELL ALRIGHT.
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A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE HERE,
DO NOT LET THEM GIVE YOU GAS,
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THOSE WEIRD SUICIDAL
MOTHERFUCKERS, 'CAUSE
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THEY'LL START FUCKING WITH YOU.
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THEY GAS YOU AND THEN THEY
TAKE YOUR DING DONG OUT AND
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START PLAYING WITH IT.
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THEN THEY FUCKING
COMMIT SUICIDE AND THEN YOU
DIE
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WITH YOUR DICK HANGING OUT.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
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GUYS LISTEN!
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I'M DYING, ALRIGHT?
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AND I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DO
THE THINGS THAT I LOVE DOING
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ANYMORE -- LIKE TAKING DRUGS!
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IF I COULD LEAVE YOU
WITH ANY WISDOM
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IT'D BE BLACK OUT MORE
DURING THE TIMES
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THAT YOU ARE ALIVE,
SO THAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER
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THE LIFE THAT YOU HAVE.
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THERE.
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
WHOAAA.
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WELL THERE'S THAT BUT, UH,
GUYS, I GOT TO DIRECT THIS BACK
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TO ME FOR A SECOND, OKAY?
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WHOOPEE!
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A DOCTOR JACKED ME OFF
IN HIS FACE AND THE MORE
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I THINK ABOUT IT,
THE LESS OKAY I AM WITH IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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WHOAAAA.
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I GOT TO GO MAKE THIS RIGHT.
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I GOT TO GO MAKE THIS RIGHT!
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HEY, MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH
THIS DOCTOR.
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CHILL OUT, READ MAGAZINES.
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MAKE EVERYTHING, JUST GOT TO
MAKE IT RIGHT.
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GOT TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
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HE'S A DOCTOR.
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WHAT AM I WORRIED ABOUT?
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OH TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT A GUY
TOUCHING YOUR DICK.
302
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JUST TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT
A GUY TOUCHING YOUR DICK.
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JUST PRETEND IT'S A CHICK.
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YEAH.
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STUPID DICK!
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STUPID GAY DICK!
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I'M GAY!
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I'M GAY!
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AHH!
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HERE COMES THE GAS.
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YOU KNOW THE GAS TAKES
ALL THE PAIN AWAY.
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GAS TAKES PAIN AWAY.
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GAS TAKES PAIN AWAY.
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UHHH.
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OH NURSE, I WON'T BE UH,
MAKING MY APPOINTMENTS
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TOMORROW.
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IT'S UH, WELL IT'S ALL
IN THIS NOTE.
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00:14:11,961 --> 00:14:12,919
IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
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00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:15,043
THIS, THIS LONG NOTE.
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WELL, READY FOR GAS,
MR. EXPLOSION?
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00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:19,418
UHHH.
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00:14:19,502 --> 00:14:20,293
ALRIGHT.
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00:14:20,377 --> 00:14:21,585
GAS.
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00:14:21,669 --> 00:14:23,710
GAS MEANS THAT YOUR WIENER'S
PLAYED WITH BY A SUICIDAL
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00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:24,919
WEIRDO.
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00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:26,919
GAS MEANS YOU'RE GAY.
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00:14:27,002 --> 00:14:28,126
DUDE!
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00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:30,210
WHO CARES IF HE PLAYS WITH
YOUR DICK?
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00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:31,627
YOU'LL TOTALLY BE OUT.
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00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:32,627
TAKE THE GAS!
NO GAS!
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00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:34,585
TAKE THE GAS!
NO GAS!
332
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:35,835
TAKE THE GAS!
NO GAS!
333
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,293
TAKE THE GAS!
334
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,669
HERE COMES THE GAS.
335
00:14:39,752 --> 00:14:43,210
UH, ACTUALLY YOU KNOW, UH,
I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA DO IT,
336
00:14:43,293 --> 00:14:44,460
YOU KNOW?
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00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:46,460
I THINK IT'S BEST IF I STAY
ALERT.
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YOU KNOW, KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.
339
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:51,293
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DO
ANYTHING,
UH, DRASTIC.
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00:14:51,377 --> 00:14:58,085
[ PENCIL SCRIBBLING ]
HEY, HEY UH DOC?
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00:14:58,168 --> 00:14:58,961
EXCUSE ME?
342
00:14:59,043 --> 00:15:00,293
I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YA.
343
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:03,460
I'VE BEEN UH, I'VE BEEN FEELING
KIND OF WEIRD SINCE THAT DAY
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00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:05,293
I CAME IN YOUR FACE.
345
00:15:05,377 --> 00:15:06,418
OH I'M SORRY.
346
00:15:06,502 --> 00:15:11,627
THERE MUST BE A TERRIBLE
MISUNDERSTANDING.
347
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,210
YOU KNOW I THINK YOU
JACKED ME OFF ON PURPOSE.
348
00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:16,335
WHY ON EARTH WOULD I DO
SOMETHING LIKE...
349
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:17,961
THAT?
350
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,794
AFTER ALL I'M A...
351
00:15:20,877 --> 00:15:21,669
MARRIED MAN.
352
00:15:21,752 --> 00:15:24,377
OH, UH, EW,
WAIT A MINUTE.
353
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:27,168
I'M HAVING A GAY CRISIS
AND YOU'RE JUST SITTING --
354
00:15:27,252 --> 00:15:29,002
YOU'RE-- YOU'RE FLIRTING
WITH ME!
355
00:15:29,085 --> 00:15:30,168
YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME!
356
00:15:30,252 --> 00:15:32,835
THAT MEANS THAT
YOU'RE A GAY DOCTOR!
357
00:15:32,919 --> 00:15:34,794
THAT MEANS I'M NOT GAY!
358
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:36,168
YOU'RE GAY!
359
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:38,085
YOU'RE GAY!
360
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:41,002
ALRIGHT YOU SICK PIECE
OF SHIT!
361
00:15:41,085 --> 00:15:43,168
OH GLORY!
362
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:50,585
ALRIGHT MAN!
363
00:15:50,669 --> 00:15:51,961
OKAY.
364
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:54,835
IF YOU'RE SURE NO GAS,
LET'S GET STARTED.
365
00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:58,210
GO AHEAD AND UH, YOU KNOW
BRING IT ON.
366
00:15:58,293 --> 00:16:06,835
[ DRILL WHIRRING ]
I DO NOT LIKE THAT SOUND.
367
00:16:06,919 --> 00:16:09,585
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
368
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:14,627
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
369
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:17,961
WHOAAAA!
370
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:24,418
[ PHONE RINGS ]
[ RING! ]
371
00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:28,210
WHOOOPEEE!
372
00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:33,835
[ RING! ]
WEEEEE!!!
373
00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:36,418
OOOOHHH!!
374
00:16:36,502 --> 00:16:37,418
PICKLES?
375
00:16:37,502 --> 00:16:39,168
YEEEAHHH!
376
00:16:39,252 --> 00:16:40,710
PICKLES?
377
00:16:40,794 --> 00:16:43,043
PICKLES?
378
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:44,085
PICKLES?
379
00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:45,919
OHHHHHH.
380
00:16:46,002 --> 00:16:48,752
PICKLES, I'VE GOT SOME VERY
IMPORTANT NEWS FOR YOU AND I...
381
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:49,919
YAY!
382
00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:51,752
PICKLES I'D LIKE YOU TO
RETURN TO MORDHAUS
383
00:16:51,835 --> 00:16:52,835
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
384
00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:54,752
I'VE GOT SOME VERY IMPORTANT
NEWS FOR YOU.
385
00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:59,669
THAT'S ALL.
386
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,919
ALRIGHT GUYS WE JUST GOT SOME
TESTS BACK FROM THE LAB AND UH,
387
00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:05,418
PICKLES, YOU'RE NOT DYING.
388
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,961
OH I'M NOT DYING?
389
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,126
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH
YOUR URINE. WHAT HAPPENED?
390
00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:10,293
UH OH!
391
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,710
I SWITCHED MY PEE WITH
MURDERFACE!
392
00:17:12,794 --> 00:17:13,835
THAT'S NOT MY PEE.
393
00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:14,752
I SWITCHED WITH SKWISGAAR!
394
00:17:14,835 --> 00:17:16,085
IT'S NOT ME.
395
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,210
I SWITCHED MINE WITH NATHAN!
396
00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:18,168
WELL IT'S NOT ME.
397
00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:19,710
I SWITCHED MINE WITH TOKI!
398
00:17:19,794 --> 00:17:22,002
I SWITCHED MY PEE WITH MY
CAT'S PEES, AND HE'S RIGHT...
399
00:17:22,085 --> 00:17:23,043
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
400
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,460
OH MY GOD! HE'S DEAD!
401
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,835
AH! OH NO!!
402
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,168
THE CAT IS
THE BESTEST FRIEND I EVER HAD!
403
00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:34,043
AHH.
404
00:17:34,126 --> 00:17:38,043
[ CAT PURRING ]
♪ GOODBYES
405
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:44,293
MY SWEET LITTLE FRIENDS ♪
♪ YOU WILL BE MISSED
406
00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:51,794
♪ I LOVES YOU SO
♪ I LOVES THE WAY
407
00:17:51,877 --> 00:18:02,210
YOUR FURS FELT ON MY FACE ♪
♪ YOU MADE ME HAPPY
408
00:18:02,293 --> 00:18:16,627
♪ LET'S GO
♪ [ TECHNO MUSIC ]
409
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,543
♪ YOU BROUGHT SOME LOVE
IN MY LIFE ♪
410
00:18:18,627 --> 00:18:22,794
♪ YOU KNOW YOU MADE ME FEEL
FINE
♪ MADE ME FEEL FINE
411
00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:25,961
♪ I DIG YOUR KITTY DESIGN
♪ YOU KNOW YOU KEPT ME IN LINE
412
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:30,669
♪ AND THEN YOU LEFT US BEHIND
♪ NOW I'M ALIVE
413
00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:33,794
♪ YOU KNOW IT NEVER WAS ME
BECAUSE I POISONED MY PEE ♪
414
00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:36,961
♪ AND NOW I'M FINALLY FREE
♪ AND NOW I'VE GOT SO MUCH TIME
415
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:40,210
SO I CAN DRINK AND GET HIGH ♪
♪ NO MORE HAMBURGER TIME
416
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:44,502
♪ NO MORE HAMBURGER TIME
♪ AND I GOT ANESTHETIZED
417
00:18:44,585 --> 00:18:50,877
♪ AND MY DENTIST FRIEND IS FINE
♪ WE HANG OUT, HE WANTS TO LIVE
418
00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:54,377
♪ NOT COMMIT NO HAMBURGER TIME
♪ NO, NO
419
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,293
♪ I JACKED OFF
ON A DOCTOR'S FACE ♪
420
00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:57,669
♪ I JACKED OFF
ON A DOCTOR'S FACE ♪
421
00:18:57,752 --> 00:18:59,543
♪ HE JACKED OFF
ON A DOCTOR'S FACE ♪
422
00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:01,043
♪ HE JACKED OFF ON
A DOCTOR'S FACE ♪
423
00:19:01,126 --> 00:19:02,418
♪ I JACKED OFF
ON A DOCTOR'S FACE ♪
424
00:19:02,502 --> 00:19:04,085
♪ I JACKED OFF
ON A DOCTOR'S FACE ♪
425
00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:12,877
♪ HE JACKS OFF, HE JACKS OFF
♪ HE JACKS OFF, OH YEAH
426
00:19:12,961 --> 00:19:23,002
♪
♪
427
00:19:23,085 --> 00:19:43,043
♪
♪
428
00:19:43,126 --> 00:20:02,919
♪
♪
429
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,919
HEY MAN, I GOTTA TELL YA,
IT'S ONE OF THE COOLEST HUNTING
430
00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:06,293
TRIPS I'VE EVER BEEN ON.
431
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:09,502
YEAH, I'M REALLY GLAD WE'VE
BECOME PALS, MR. EXPLOSION.
432
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,085
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