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OF PERFORMING AT THE MICHIGAN
"METAL HEALTH" ALLIANCE
BENEFIT
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BECAUSE AS STATED BY
WILLIAM MURDERFACE,
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"THEY WEREN'T MAKING
ANY MONEY OFF OF IT."
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BUT THE REAL BACK LASH
HAPPENED WHEN MURDERFACE,
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REPRESENTING DETHKLOK APPEARED
ON A POPULAR POLITICAL
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TALK SHOW.
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DETHKLOK DOESN'T OWE YOU
SHIT PAL, OR ANYBODY ELSE.
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YOU NEED ME TO SPELL IT OUT
FOR YOU FINE, I WILL!
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HEY, EVERYBODY IN
THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!
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WE'RE DETHKLOK!
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AND YOU CAN JUST SUCK OUR
KRILLIONAIRE COCKS !
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WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY OUR
MORTGAGES AND DETHKLOK
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IS LAUGHING AT US!
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FUCK THEM!
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THEY'VE GOTTEN TOO BIG,
THEY USED TO BE ONE OF US!
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
♪ I'M...TICKING...
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FOR...THE... ♪
♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF,
TALLER THAN A TREE ♪
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♪ TOKI WARTOOTH,
NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪
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♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE
MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪
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♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER
DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY
♪
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♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION
♪
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FUCK THEM!
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THEY'VE GOTTEN TOO BIG.
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THEY USED TO BE ONE OF US!
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ALRIGHT GUYS, THIS IS
COSTING US SEVERAL MILLION
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DOLLARS TO DESTROY THIS REPORT.
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT,
WILLIAM.
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A LOT OF STUFF THAT YOU DON'T
KNOW ABOUT GOES INTO SILENCING
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THE MEDIA.
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FIRST OFF, WE NEED TO MAKE
AGREEMENTS WITH ALL
PARTICIPANTS
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TO EVICT ALL INFORMATION
FROM THE RECORD.
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THAT OF COURSE INCLUDES
ROUNDING UP ALL PARTICIPANTS.
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WHAT THE FUCK?!
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AND OF COURSE IF THERE ARE
ANY PROBLEMS
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WE'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM.
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YOU CAN TAKE THIS WAIVER
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
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LET IT BE KNOWN THAT
THE PARTICIPANT IS BELLIGERENT.
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NOTED.
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PARTICIPANT SLATED FOR MENTAL
REPROGRAMMING,
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FACIAL RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY,
AND RELOCATION.
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[ GROANING ]
WELL YOU GUYS DON'T NEED
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TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT GOES
INTO IT.
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JUST KNOW IT'S A LONG,
COMPLICATED EXPENSIVE PROCESS.
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THIS ISN'T MY FACE!
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THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME YOU,
WILLIAM, HAVE A MEDIA DISASTER,
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WHICH IS OFTEN.
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WHY IS EVERYBODY
BLAMING ME?
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YOU CONSISTENTLY MAKE US
LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF DUMB,
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RICH, SHELTERED ASSHOLES.
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WE SHOULD PUT'S A FUCKING
MUZZLE ON DAT GUYS.
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TOKI?
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AMS YOU WEARINGS MY PANTS?
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WHAT'S? SHUTS UP.
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DAMMITS MURDERFACE!
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WE PUTS A MUZZLE ON YOU ASSHOLE!
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BOY DIDS YOU FUCKS UP!
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I WOULD LIKES MY PANTS BACK.
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FUCK YOU, TOKI!
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I'LL TAKE THAT SHIT FROM
THESE ASSHOLES BUT NOT YOU.
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WELL REGARDLESS MURDERFACE.
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FUCK YOU!
RIGHT.
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FURTHERMORE,
DUE TO THIS BACKLASH
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WE DECIDED TO GET CLOSER TO THE
FANS BY LIFTING THE WORLD-WIDE
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BAN ON DETHKLOK TRIBUTE BANDS.
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AND, UH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW.
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WE'LL GET TO IT TOMORROW.
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MY LORDS YOUR JET TO IBIZA
AWAITS.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING
TO IBIZA FOR?
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WELL IT'S THE LOCATION OF
THE PENTUPLEMINT GUM COMPANY.
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YOU ALL PARTICIPATED IN
A MONSTER EUROPEAN AD CAMPAIGN
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FOR PENTUPLEMINT GUM
AND THE PREMIERE'S TONIGHT.
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YEAH, PENTUPLEMINT,
LIKE PENTAGRAM.
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THAT'S FUCKING BAD-ASS.
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RIGHT GUYS?
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YEAH, IT'S TOTALLY BAD-ASS
AND BRUTAL.
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PENTUPLEMINT GUM.
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♪ [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
THIS IS A PRETTY METAL PARTY.
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YEAH!
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HEY YOU GET OVER HERE.
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WHAT ARE THOSE?
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THIS IS A SUGAR CRUSTED
BACON-WRAPPED CHILEAN SEA BASS
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SEARED IN A PLATINUM PAN
JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT, SIRE.
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OHHH! DEAR GOD, THAT'S GOOD.
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OH KICK ASS, THEY'RE GONNA
SHOW OUR BUBBLEGUM PREMIERE.
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OH BRUTAL!
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YOU KNOW MURDERFACE,
YOU MIGHT HAVE
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FUCKED UP SOME SHIT,
BUT AT LEAST THIS HAS GOT
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THE DETHKLOK STAMP OF APPROVAL.
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AND IT'S GONNA BE
FUCKING BAD-ASS!
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AND IT'S GONNA BE
FUCKING METAL!
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♪ OH WHEN YOU'RE
FEELING ALRIGHT ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW YOU REALLY GOTTA
♪ AND IT'S REALLY TIMES
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♪ TO ROCK AND ROLL!
♪ SUPER SQUARES ARE
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THE MAGICAL THING ♪
♪ IT'S A HOB NOBBY DILDO
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THAT'S SHAKING A TREE ♪
♪ I'M TALKING PENTUPLEMINT
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SPEARMINT GUM ♪
♪ I'M TALKING PENTUPLEMINT
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SPEARMINT GUM ♪
♪ I'M TALKING PENTUPLEMINT
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SPEARMINT GUM ♪
FUCKING SERIOUSLY CHEWY.
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[SILENT CROWD]
OOHHH.
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THAT WAS NOT VERY GOOD.
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HEY, YOU'RE NATHAN EXPLOSION
RIGHT?
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UH, YEAH.
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GET AWAY FROM ME.
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I JUST WANT TO SAY I THINK
YOU'RE A REAL SELL-OUT
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AND I AIN'T BUYING NO MORE
OF YOUR RECORDS.
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TAKE THIS SHIT HEAD.
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FUCK YOU.
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PENTUPLEMINT GUM'S FUCKING
LAME!
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YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT.
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DUDE IT'S OKAY!
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IT'S A EUROPEAN AD!
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COME BACK!
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IT'S A EUROPEANS ADS.
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IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
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I THOUGHT IT DIDN'T MAKES
A DIFFERENCE!
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UH, APPARENTLY IT DOES.
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FUCK.
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I THINK THAT FUCKING KID
WAS RIGHT.
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WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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SELLING GUM IN EUROPE?
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THERE'S NOTHING BRUTAL
ABOUT THAT.
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WE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT
WHEN WE STARTED OUT.
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IT'S NOT JUST MURDERFACE,
IT'S US.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GET USED
TO BEING SELL-OUTS.
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WE'RE TOTALLY OUT OF TOUCH.
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YOU KNOW RIGHT?
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RIGHT SUPER MODEL
THAT I JUST FUCKED?
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CFO: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE.
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YOU LOOK A LITTLE TIRED,
A LITTLE HUNG OVER.
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LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THIS.
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SINCE THE LIFTING OF THE
WORLDWIDE BAN ON DETHKLOK
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TRIBUTE BANDS, THERE HAS BEEN
AN EXPLOSION ALL AROUND
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THE GLOBE.
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AS PER THE TERMS OF THE VOTE,
DETHKLOK RETAINS THE RIGHT
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OF APPROVAL OR DISAPPROVAL OF
EACH BAND.
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LET'S BEGIN.
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FIRST, FROM BOULDER, COLORADO,
SMOOTHKLOK, WHO PERFORM
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SMOOTH JAZZ VERSIONS OF
DETHKLOK SONGS.
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Skwisgaar: YEAH THAT'S AMS
PRETTY CRAPPSY.
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Toki: GOTS TO ADMITS
IT'S BRUTAL THOUGH.
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Nathan: BRUTAL AS IN, LIKE,
WHAT IF I HAD TO LISTEN
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TO THIS SHIT.
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CFO: THIS IS LADYKLOK, AN
ALL-FEMALE TRIBUTE TO DETHKLOK.
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All: NOOO.
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Murderface: WOMEN ARE
PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF
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ACHIEVING BRUTALITY.
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IT'S JUST A CRUEL FACT
OF NATURE.
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THAT LADY PICKLES IS PRETTY
CUTE THOUGH.
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THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY.
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NO IT ISN'T.
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SHE DOES HAVE PRETTY EYES.
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FROM KOREA, DETHKROK.
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NO.
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THE BARBARKLOK QUINTET.
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NO.
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CHRISTKLOK.
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UHH.
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THUNDERHORSE.
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NOO.
YES.
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SORRY TOKI? DID I HEAR A YES?
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I LIKES 'EM. NEXT BAND.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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ARE YOU KIDDINGS TOKI?
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LOOK AT THEM GUYS.
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I THINKS THEY'RE PRETTY COOL.
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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NO THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
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LET'S MOVE ON.
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WAIT! STOP THE VIDEO!!
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ZOOM IN.
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CLOSER.
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TO THE RIGHT.
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RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S TOKI.
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Murderface: IT IS!
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HOLY SHIT.
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YOU'RE IN A TRIBUTE BAND
PAYING TRIBUTE TO YOURSELF?
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THAT'S LIKE JACKING OFF TO
A PICTURE OF YOURSELF ONLINE.
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WHICH I'VE DONE.
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OF COURSE I'M NOT'S PAYING
TRIBUTE TO MYSELF.
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IN THUNDERHORSE, I'M SKWISGAAR.
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DATS WHY MY PANTS AND SHIRTS
KEEP DISAPPEARING!
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DATS FUCKING WEIRD DUDES.
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WELL, WE'RE REALLY GOOD.
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WE PLAYS EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT.
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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THURSDAY NIGHT?
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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YOU HAVE ASTRONAUT CLASS
ON THURSDAY NIGHT.
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ASTRONAUT CLASS IS A LIE?!!
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I'VE BEEN TELLING EVERYBODY
THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE
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AN ASTRONAUT.
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NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK
LIKE AN ASSHOLE!
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NOW WAITS, WAITS!
GIVE US A CHANCE.
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COME SEES US PLAY!
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UHHH, I DON'T KNOW.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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TRIBUTE BAND, CRAPPY CLUB,
REAL PEOPLE...
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MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.
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WOW.
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WHAT A SHIT HOLE.
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LOOK AT THAT STAGE.
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IT'S FUCKING TINY!
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Pickles: OH, WAIT NO DUDE,
IT'S JUST AN OPTICAL ILLUSION.
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IT JUST LOOKS SMALL BECAUSE
IT'S REAL FAR AWAY.
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CHECK IT OUT -- I'LL WALK
ALL THE WAY OVER TO IT.
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HOLY SHIT, IT'S TINY!
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HEY UH, I'M JIMMY PALAMINO,
UH PALAMINO TRIBUTE BAND
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EMPORIUM.
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YOUR HOME TO THE BEST,
TO THE NEXT BEST THING
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TO THE BEST.
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IT'S MY PLEASURE TO WELCOME TO
THE STAGE NORMAN BLOWUP,
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POCKLES THE DRUMMER,
TOOKI WOLFPAINT,
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BILLY BUTTERFACE
AND SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF.
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DIDN'TS EVEN CHANGE MY NAME?
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THUNDERHORSE!
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HEY GUYS, ARE YOU READY
TO GET BRUTAL?
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♪
TOKI!
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♪
TOKI!
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YOU GOTTA LET US INTO YOUR BAND.
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I AGREES.
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I THINK THIS IS JUST WHAT
WE NEEDS.
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BUT WE ALREADY GOTS A YOU.
ME.
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WELL FINES THEN.
228
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I'LL BE YOU.
229
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A MUCH BETTERS YOU.
230
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IT'LL BE PERFECT!
231
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WE'LL BE REGULAR JACKOFFS!
232
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NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW IT'S US
IF WE'RE IN OUR OWN TRIBUTE
233
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GROUP!
234
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YOU ALL WANT TO JOIN
THUNDERHORSE?
235
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YES. WE DO.
236
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WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK
FROM THE FUCKING DISGUSTING
237
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ASSHOLE RICH LIFE.
238
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AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT
THAN BY JOINING A TRIBUTE BAND
239
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TO THE GREATEST BAND
IN THE WORLD.
240
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DETHKLOK!
241
00:08:31,502 --> 00:08:33,252
IT'S THEIR TRIBUTE BAND!
242
00:08:33,335 --> 00:08:34,627
FUCK THAT, WATCH THIS.
243
00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:36,210
HEY YOU GUYS, FUCKING SCRAM.
244
00:08:36,293 --> 00:08:37,252
BYE BYE.
245
00:08:37,335 --> 00:08:39,085
FIRED.
246
00:08:39,168 --> 00:08:41,502
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME
BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
247
00:08:41,585 --> 00:08:43,919
BYE BYE.
248
00:08:44,002 --> 00:08:46,085
UHHHH,
THEY'RE NOT GETTING IT.
249
00:08:46,168 --> 00:08:48,418
LOOK GUYS, WE'RE ONLY
THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S BEST
250
00:08:48,502 --> 00:08:51,418
FOR THUNDERHORSE HERE.
251
00:08:51,502 --> 00:08:52,752
ALRIGHT HOW 'BOUT THIS.
252
00:08:52,835 --> 00:08:54,502
YOU GUYS GOT ABOUT FIVE
SECONDS
TO GET OUT OF HERE THEN
253
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THE BEATINGS BEGIN.
254
00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,502
5...
255
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GET OUT, SCRAM....
256
00:08:57,835 --> 00:08:58,752
4,3.....
257
00:08:58,835 --> 00:09:00,418
EVEN ME?
258
00:09:00,502 --> 00:09:02,043
NO, NO NO. YOU'RE SPECIAL.
259
00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,710
WE NEED YOU. JUST KIDDING.
260
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,335
YES, YOU TOO, PUG NOSE.
261
00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:06,543
SCRAMAROONEY.
262
00:09:06,627 --> 00:09:07,377
ON THROUGH THAT DOOR.
GO ON.
263
00:09:08,377 --> 00:09:10,002
GET OUT OF HERE!
264
00:09:10,085 --> 00:09:12,961
GENTLEMEN, WE ARE FACED WITH
A VOLATILE SITUATION.
265
00:09:13,043 --> 00:09:15,794
DETHKLOK HAS DELIBERATELY
STEPPED DOWN FROM CELEBRITY
266
00:09:15,877 --> 00:09:20,002
STATUS IN AN ATTEMPT
TO MELD INTO NORMAL SOCIETY.
267
00:09:20,085 --> 00:09:22,252
IF THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR
SPREAD TO THE GREATER
268
00:09:22,335 --> 00:09:26,168
CELEBRITY WORLD, THE EFFECTS
COULD BE DEVASTATING.
269
00:09:26,252 --> 00:09:29,377
WE HAVE A CELEBRITY
SPECIALIST TO TELL US MORE.
270
00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:32,085
GENTLEMEN, ONCE A MORTAL
BECOMES A CELEBRITY,
271
00:09:32,168 --> 00:09:36,293
THEIR CREDIBILITY IS CONSTANTLY
CHALLENGED BY REGULAR JACKOFFS.
272
00:09:36,377 --> 00:09:38,460
THIS OF COURSE
SENDS THEM IN SEARCH OF THEIR
273
00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:40,460
INNOCENCE AND FORMER NAIVETE.
274
00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:42,794
WHEN THESE CELEBRITIES
REALIZE THEY CAN NO LONGER BE
275
00:09:42,877 --> 00:09:45,794
WHO THEY WERE THEY BECOME
DESPONDENT SELF-HATING ZOMBIES
276
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AND FLEE FROM THE PUBLIC.
277
00:09:47,335 --> 00:09:50,002
IF DETHKLOK WITHDRAWALS THE
CONSEQUENCES WILL BE
ABOMINABLE.
278
00:09:50,085 --> 00:09:52,543
THE ECONOMY WOULD BEGIN
TO FALL UPON ITSELF AND WORLD
279
00:09:52,627 --> 00:09:53,835
RELATIONS WOULD CRUMBLE.
280
00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:55,085
WE ALL DIE.
281
00:09:55,168 --> 00:09:56,585
GOOD GOD.
282
00:09:56,669 --> 00:09:57,877
OUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
283
00:09:57,961 --> 00:09:58,835
EXACTLY.
284
00:09:58,919 --> 00:10:00,002
WHAT CAN WE DO?
285
00:10:00,085 --> 00:10:01,335
RIGHT NOW, NOTHING.
286
00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:03,961
WE CAN ONLY PRAY THAT
BY SOME MIRACLE,
287
00:10:04,043 --> 00:10:10,585
DETHKLOK COMES TO THEIR SENSES.
288
00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:11,961
THANK YOU!
289
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,835
WE ARE THUNDERHORSE, A TRIBUTE
TO THE GREATEST BAND IN THE
290
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WORLD -- DETHKLOK.
291
00:10:15,043 --> 00:10:17,126
GOOD NIGHT!
292
00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:18,502
MAN CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
293
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,752
I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT NOT TOO LONG AGO.
294
00:10:20,835 --> 00:10:23,502
THIS FUCKING LIFESTYLE,
FIVE SWEATY DUDES
295
00:10:23,585 --> 00:10:25,335
IN A SHITTY LITTLE ROOM.
296
00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,585
NO BULL SHIT,
FANCY CATERINGS
297
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,919
AND TOP-SHELF BOOZE...
298
00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:31,627
YEAH, AND NO WIDE SCREEN TVS
TO THROW OUR EMPTY
299
00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:33,210
CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES THROUGH.
300
00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:34,293
HEY, NICE JOB, GUYS.
301
00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:36,252
YOU ALMOST SOUND LIKE
THE REAL THING.
302
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:38,377
ANYWAY, HERE'S A FEW
BEER TICKETS. ON THE HOUSE.
303
00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:39,377
BEER TICKETS?
304
00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:41,377
I THINK HE SAID,
"BEER TICKETS."
305
00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:42,210
BEER TICKETS?
306
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,543
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
307
00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:45,210
WELL THESE ARE GOOD FOR ANY
OF THE CHEAP DOMESTICS.
308
00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:47,794
YEAH, LET'S TRY YOUR LITTLE
THEORY OUT, SHIT HEAD.
309
00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:49,210
YOU DO IT, I'M NOT DOING IT.
310
00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:50,335
I'LL DO IT, I DON'T CARE.
311
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:53,168
YEAH DO IT PICKLES,
SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
312
00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,460
STAND AND WAIT FOR HIM.
313
00:10:54,543 --> 00:10:56,126
GO. GO GO, GO GO GO.
314
00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:58,627
UHH, I HAVE A BEER TICKET
FOR ONE BEER PLEASE.
315
00:10:58,710 --> 00:10:59,877
WHAT IS HE DOING?
316
00:10:59,961 --> 00:11:00,835
WHAT HAPPENED?
317
00:11:00,919 --> 00:11:02,669
GUYS! IT'S A BEER!
318
00:11:02,752 --> 00:11:05,627
YOU MEAN THAT THAT THINGS
HE GAVES YOU AMS LIKES LITTLE
319
00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,794
MONIES WHAT AMS ONLY FOR BEERS?
320
00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:10,252
HOW COME DETHKLOK NEVER GOT
BEER TICKETS BEFORE?
321
00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:11,168
YEAH WHAT THE HELL?
322
00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:13,085
OKAY, THIS IS BULLSHIT
ALL RIGHT?
323
00:11:13,168 --> 00:11:15,210
ALL WE EVER GET IS
ALL THE BOOZE WE CAN DRINK.
324
00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:16,919
WE NEVER GET BEER TICKETS.
325
00:11:17,002 --> 00:11:18,502
HEY UH, EXCUSE ME?
326
00:11:18,585 --> 00:11:19,752
ARE YOU NORMAN BLOWUP?
327
00:11:19,835 --> 00:11:22,168
UH, YEAH. THAT'S WHO I AM.
328
00:11:22,252 --> 00:11:24,126
I'M HEADING UP THE PONTIAC
MICHIGAN METAL HEALTH
329
00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:27,085
ALLIANCE BENEFIT AND WOULD LOVE
FOR YOU GUYS TO PLAY IT.
330
00:11:27,168 --> 00:11:28,252
UH LADY.
331
00:11:28,335 --> 00:11:29,168
I DON'T THINK SO.
332
00:11:29,252 --> 00:11:30,460
WE DON'T DO THAT KIND OF THING.
333
00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:31,669
WAIT, GUYS.
334
00:11:31,752 --> 00:11:33,794
DETHKLOK WOULD NEVER DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS, BUT
335
00:11:33,877 --> 00:11:34,835
THUNDERHORSE WOULD.
336
00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:35,794
WE'LL DO IT.
337
00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:37,460
THUNDERHORSE IS GOING
TO BE THERE.
338
00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:38,794
YEAH YOU CAN COUNT ON THEM.
339
00:11:38,877 --> 00:11:40,794
I KNOW OF A PARTY AT THIS
DUDE'S HOUSE, AND I THINK
340
00:11:40,877 --> 00:11:42,085
HIS PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN.
341
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,794
WILL THERE BE PEOPLE THERE
WE CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH OUR
342
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,335
ROOTS WITH, LIKE UGLY CHICKS?
343
00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:46,585
PROBABLY.
344
00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:48,460
WE'RE GOING.
345
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:49,418
THIS IS IT, GUYS.
346
00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:51,669
HANGING OUT WITH REGULAR
JACKOFFS.
347
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,710
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE FINALLY
GETTING IN TOUCH WITH
348
00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:56,669
OUR FUCKING ROOTS --
AND FUCK GUYS, THAT'S
349
00:11:56,752 --> 00:11:57,794
PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME.
350
00:11:57,877 --> 00:12:01,502
[ LOUD RUMBLE ]
I THINK THAT'S MY STOMACH.
351
00:12:01,585 --> 00:12:04,126
[ RUMBLE ]
I THINK THAT'S ME MAYBE.
352
00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:07,293
[ RUMBLING CONTINUES ]
WAIT.
353
00:12:07,377 --> 00:12:08,627
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE ATE?
354
00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:09,627
I DON'T KNOW.
355
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:11,585
WE USUALLY GET FED BY OUR
SERVANTS.
356
00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:12,752
BUT, THEY AREN'T HERE.
357
00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:14,669
RIGHT THEY RING THAT BELL
AND THEN WE KNOW
358
00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:15,961
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT.
359
00:12:16,043 --> 00:12:17,961
I DON'T REMEMBERS NO ONES
RINGING NO BELLS,
360
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:20,710
SO THAT'S MEANS IT'S BEEN DAYS
SINCE WE ATES.
361
00:12:20,794 --> 00:12:22,085
GUYS, I THINK WE'RE STARVING.
362
00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:23,252
I REMEMBER THIS.
363
00:12:23,335 --> 00:12:24,919
DOES WE GOTS ANY MONIES?
364
00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:25,835
NOPE.
365
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:26,961
WE GOT THOSE BEER TICKETS.
366
00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:28,126
THAT'S ALL.
367
00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:30,377
WELL HOW THE FUCK ARE WE
GONNA EAT THEN?!
368
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:31,418
I GOT IT.
369
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:32,335
WE'RE HUNGRY.
370
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,043
I'M GOING TO GET US A GIG.
371
00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:39,168
SO YOU KNOW, THIS GIG
HERE DOESN'T PAY BUT, YOU KNOW,
372
00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:42,085
WHEN YOU'RE DONE YOU CAN HAVE
ALL THE SPAGHETTI YOU WANT.
373
00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:43,377
DATS FINE.
374
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,585
PROBABLY WHAT WE'D USE OUR
MONEY ON ANYWAY: SPAGHETTI.
375
00:12:45,669 --> 00:12:46,585
YEAH SPAGHETTI.
376
00:12:46,669 --> 00:12:47,835
CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN.
377
00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:50,752
SO UHHH, I'M NOT SEEING ANY
LOAD-IN TEAM.
378
00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:53,002
CAN YOU PAGE THEM OR WHATEVER
AND TELL THEM TO LOAD US IN?
379
00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:55,168
I'M STARTED TO GET WORRIED
ABOUT TIME HERE.
380
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,502
OH, NO NO NO NO.
381
00:12:56,585 --> 00:12:57,835
THERE'S NO LOAD-IN TEAM.
382
00:12:57,919 --> 00:13:09,418
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE
TO SET UP YOUR OWN GEAR.
383
00:13:09,502 --> 00:13:10,627
ALRIGHT.
384
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:11,961
WE'RE DONE LOADING IN GEAR.
385
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:14,377
MURDERFACE, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
LOADED YOUR GEAR IN YET.
386
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,502
I'M NOT LOADING IT.
387
00:13:15,585 --> 00:13:17,002
I DON'T DO THAT.
388
00:13:17,085 --> 00:13:19,002
DUDE, EVERYONE LOADS IN THEIR
OWN STUFF.
389
00:13:19,085 --> 00:13:19,961
IT'S THE RULES!
390
00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:21,335
OH LIKE IT MATTERS.
391
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:22,919
I'LL JUST FUCKING PRETEND PLAY.
392
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,877
IT WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME.
393
00:13:24,961 --> 00:13:26,002
WHAT?
394
00:13:26,085 --> 00:13:27,252
NOTHIN!
395
00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:29,543
IT WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME
YOU PRETEND PLAYED?
396
00:13:29,627 --> 00:13:30,794
WELL THAT'S GOOD.
397
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,794
THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
398
00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:42,835
♪
♪ [ INDISTINCT ]
399
00:13:42,919 --> 00:13:50,335
♪
♪ [ INDISTINCT ]
400
00:13:50,418 --> 00:14:00,418
♪ [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
♪
401
00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:10,418
♪ [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
♪
402
00:14:10,502 --> 00:14:24,210
♪ [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
♪
403
00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:27,293
[ PEOPLE GROANING ]
GREAT.
404
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:29,252
THE SPAGHETTI IS RUINED.
405
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,460
WE'LL AT LEAST WE GOT THE GIG
TONIGHT AT PALAMINOS.
406
00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:35,043
WE'LL JUST MAKE SURE TO NOT
GET PAID IN BEER TICKET MONEY,
407
00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:40,210
BUT ACTUAL MONEY.
408
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,418
THANK YOU! GOOD NIGHT!
409
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:45,126
WHOA, THAT'S THE SMALLEST
AUDIENCE WE'VE EVER PLAYED.
410
00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:48,126
YOU GUYS MUST'VE FORGOTTEN
TO FLYER.
411
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,085
FLYERING?
412
00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:50,669
AM I FROM OUTER SPACE?
413
00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:52,126
WHAT'S FLYERING?
414
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:54,293
WE HAVE TO PRINT OUT SOME
ADVERTISEMENTS,
415
00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:58,252
WRITE THE INFORMATION ON
THERE,
PASS THEM OUT TO PEOPLE.
416
00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:00,293
BOOM! EVERYONE'S HERE.
417
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,585
WE'LL BE TURNING PEOPLE AWAY.
418
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,543
[ RUMBLING ]
LOOKS LIKE DETHKLOK'S
419
00:15:05,627 --> 00:15:07,002
STIRRING UP THINGS AGAIN!
420
00:15:07,085 --> 00:15:09,835
THE PENTUPLEMINT GUM COMPANY WAS
ATTACKED EARLIER TODAY BY ANGRY
421
00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:12,585
DETHKLOK FANS FOR
"EXPLOITING" BAND.
422
00:15:12,669 --> 00:15:15,502
THE DESTRUCTION COST THE COMPANY
NEARLY 12 MILLION IN REPAIRS
423
00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:17,335
BUT WHO'S REALLY AT FAULT HERE?
424
00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:19,502
AND WHERE'S DETHKLOK TO
ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
425
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,293
LOOKS LIKE IT'S A GOOD TIME
TO NOT BE IN DETHKLOK.
426
00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:24,210
IN RELATED NEWS,
THE STRUGGLING DETHKLOK
427
00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:26,502
TRIBUTE BAND, THUNDERHORSE,
HAS
BEEN SIGNED TO HEADLINE
428
00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:28,585
THE METAL HEALTH ALLIANCE
BENEFIT.
429
00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:30,460
BIG DEAL! WHO CARES!
430
00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:32,460
SLOPPY SECONDS ANYONE?
431
00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:33,835
HMM.
432
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,794
GUYS WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF
MONEY,
433
00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:37,752
SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET THAT
MANY FLYERS.
434
00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:40,335
SO WE GOTTA PLACE THEM VERY
STRATEGICALLY, ALL RIGHT?
435
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:43,126
WE GOT TO PLACE THEM REALLY,
REALLY STRATEGICALLY.
436
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,085
NEXT.
437
00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:45,335
OH LOOK AT YOU GUYS.
438
00:15:45,418 --> 00:15:46,543
YOU'RE A BAND.
439
00:15:46,627 --> 00:15:49,168
THAT'S REAL EXCITING.
440
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,335
MAKING FLYERS SO
YOU CAN GET BIG AND FAMOUS?
441
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,877
UGH, YEAH.
442
00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:55,168
WE'D LIKE TO MAKE FLYERS.
443
00:15:55,252 --> 00:15:56,460
WHAT'S YOUR BAND CALLED?
444
00:15:56,543 --> 00:15:58,335
HEY WE'RE CALLED UH, THUN-
NEVER HEARD OF YOU.
445
00:15:58,418 --> 00:15:59,669
SURPRISE!
446
00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:02,460
DATS WHY WE AMS GETTINGS
FLYERS, SO PEOPLES KNOWS WHATS
447
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:03,710
WHO WE ARE.
448
00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:06,627
AND THEN YOU'LL BE A BIG ROCK
AND ROLL STAR!!!
449
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:08,752
WOWIE!
450
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,585
ANOTHER BAND.
451
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,919
IF I WASN'T SO LETHARGIC FROM
FROM HUNGER I'D, UH,
452
00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:16,043
KICK YOUR ASS AND...
453
00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,460
MAKE COPIES OF IT HERE.
454
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,710
COPY.
455
00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:23,002
THAT'S MY STOMACH,
MAKING THAT SOUND.
456
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:23,961
UHHHH.
457
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,085
WHY ARE WE HERE?
458
00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:26,919
WHY DO WE HAVE
THIS STACK OF PAPER?
459
00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:28,835
PASSING OUT FLYERS.
460
00:16:28,919 --> 00:16:30,085
RIGHT. FUCK.
461
00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:31,502
WHY AM I SO FUCKING TIRED?
462
00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:33,710
I MEAN I KNOW I'M HUNGRY,
BUT WHY AM I SO HUNGRY?
463
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:34,710
I KNOW WHY.
464
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,669
WE HAVEN'T EATEN.
465
00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:39,210
WE HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD NIGHT
OF SLEEP.
466
00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:41,877
WELL OUR SLEEPING SITUATION
COULD BE BETTER.
467
00:16:41,961 --> 00:16:49,126
[ SKWISGAAR MOANS ]
MOVES YOUR ARM.
468
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:52,669
DOES YOU LIKES THAT?
469
00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:55,335
DOES YOU LIKES THAT?
470
00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:58,210
LETS ME KNOWS IF I TICKLES YOU.
471
00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:02,502
[ RUMBLING ]
SORRY THAT'S MY STOMACH.
472
00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:03,585
SO YEAH.
473
00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:06,252
WE HAVE A HUNDRED FLYERS HERE,
THAT'S IT.
474
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:09,752
WE NEED THEM TO GO OUT TO
PEOPLE WHO WILL COME TO A SHOW.
475
00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:14,335
DO NOT FUCK THIS UP,
MURDERFACE.
476
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:36,293
AND WITH THE REAL DETHKLOK ON
INDEFINITE HIATUS, TONIGHT'S
477
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:39,252
BENEFIT IS BEING TOUTED
AS THE LOCAL EVENT OF THE YEAR.
478
00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:42,210
AND IT FEATURES THE BAND THAT
SOUNDS ALMOST JUST LIKE
DETHKLOK
479
00:17:42,293 --> 00:17:43,585
MORE OR LESS.
480
00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:46,585
[ NATHAN GRUNTING ]
CFO: SO, UH, THIS IS WHAT
481
00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:48,794
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN UP TO, HUH?
482
00:17:48,877 --> 00:17:50,335
NO ANSWER?
483
00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:52,252
GETTING BACK TO YOUR ROOTS
BEEN GOOD?
484
00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:53,252
NATHAN?
YES.
485
00:17:54,085 --> 00:17:55,335
IT'S BEEN REALLY GOOD.
486
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:57,794
YOU GUYS DOING OKAY WITH
NO MONEY OR ACCOMMODATIONS?
487
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,502
WE'VE BEEN FINE!
488
00:17:59,585 --> 00:18:00,961
GOD!
489
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:03,043
WELL UH,
YOU DON'T SOUND FINE.
490
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,460
YOU SOUND AGITATED.
491
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,585
HUNGRY.
492
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,794
MISERABLE.
493
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,961
ANYWAY THE REASON I'M HERE IS
THAT I CAUGHT WIND
494
00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:10,877
THAT "THUNDERHORSE" IS DOING
A HEALTH BENEFIT.
495
00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:13,460
YOU REALIZE TONIGHT IS YOUR UH,
CHEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
496
00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:14,835
TASTE TEST PARTY?
497
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,168
BUT WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION AND
THUNDERHORSE DOESN'T BACK DOWN
498
00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:20,585
ON OBLIGATIONS -- NOT LIKE
SOME OTHER BANDS.
499
00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:23,835
WELL UHH, I BROUGHT YOU GUYS
SOME KOBE BEEF FOIS GRAS
500
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:25,168
BURGERS.
501
00:18:25,252 --> 00:18:26,418
NO!!!!
502
00:18:26,502 --> 00:18:28,377
WE DON'T EAT THAT FANCY
EXPENSIVE STUFF ANYMORE!!!
503
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,669
WE'RE GETTING IN TOUCH
WITH OUR ROOTS!!!!
504
00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:32,335
UHH, ALRIGHT THEN.
505
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:34,877
WELL, YOU GUYS KNOW
HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME.
506
00:18:34,961 --> 00:18:36,085
GOODBYE.
507
00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:40,585
[ RUMBLING ]
THUNDERHORSE!
508
00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:42,043
THUNDERHORSE!
509
00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:43,752
THUNDERHORSE!
510
00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:45,252
THUNDERHORSE!
511
00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:46,669
THUNDERHORSE!
512
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,335
THUNDERHORSE!
513
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:54,877
[ CHANTING CONTINUES ]
WELL UH, GUYS,
514
00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:58,377
TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT --
METAL HEALTH
515
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:03,877
ALLIANCE BENEFIT
THAT WE SAID WE'D DO.
516
00:19:03,961 --> 00:19:05,293
YOU ALL FEELING GOOD?
517
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,502
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
UGH.
518
00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:09,335
[ SNIFFS ]
HEY, YOU ARE NORMAN BLOWUP
519
00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:10,543
FROM THUNDERHORSE RIGHT?
520
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:11,877
YEAH, YEAH I AM.
521
00:19:11,961 --> 00:19:13,669
I JUST WANT TO SAY I THINK
YOU ARE A FUCKING SELL-OUT
522
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,627
FOR DOING THIS HEALTH
BENEFIT CONCERT.
523
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:18,252
DETHKLOK WOULD NEVER DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND YOU'RE
524
00:19:18,335 --> 00:19:19,543
RUINING THEIR GOOD NAME.
525
00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:20,835
FUCK YOU!
526
00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:23,335
YOU SHOULD KNOW
BETTER THAN THAT!
527
00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:26,961
[ RUMBLING ]
YOU KNOW, UH, GUYS,
528
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:30,168
IT'S HARD TO SAY THIS BUT,
I'VE HAVE MY FUCKING FILL
529
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,418
OF GETTING BACK TO OUR ROOTS.
530
00:19:32,502 --> 00:19:34,877
AND, THAT'S BECAUSE IT
FUCKING SUCKS.
531
00:19:34,961 --> 00:19:36,252
I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT.
532
00:19:36,335 --> 00:19:39,210
I MEAN THE REASON WE ARE
IN DETHKLOK IS BECAUSE WE ALL
533
00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:40,794
PAID OUR DUES ALREADY.
534
00:19:40,877 --> 00:19:42,252
I DIDN'T.
535
00:19:42,335 --> 00:19:44,252
I SAYS WE GETS THE FUCKS
OUT OF HERE.
536
00:19:44,335 --> 00:19:46,252
BUT DUDE WE STILL HAVE TO DO
THAT BENEFIT.
537
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,085
WE PROMISED THOSE GUYS
WE'D DO IT!
538
00:19:48,168 --> 00:19:49,585
THUNDERHORSE PROMISED.
539
00:19:49,669 --> 00:19:51,002
NOT DETHKLOK.
540
00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:53,043
DETHKLOK'S GETTING THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE AND GETTING
541
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,835
SOME FUCKING FOOD.
542
00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,752
WAITS STOPS!
543
00:19:56,835 --> 00:19:59,168
WE NEEDS TO TELL THEMS THAT
WE ARE GOING.
544
00:19:59,252 --> 00:20:00,377
IT'S A HEALTH BENEFITS!
545
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,252
WE NEEDS TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS!
546
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,460
ITS A MOB OF ANGRY PEOPLE,
TOKI.
547
00:20:04,543 --> 00:20:08,543
WHO DO YOU WANNA THROW OUT
THERE TO THE FUCKING SHARKS?
548
00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:10,293
HELLO ONE AND ALL.
549
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,627
I HAVE A SMALL ANNOUNCEMENT.
550
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,835
WE WANT THUNDERHORSE!!
551
00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:15,460
IT WOULD SEEM THAT
THUNDERHORSE WILL NOT BE
552
00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:18,377
PERFORMING THIS EVENING
AS SCHEDULED.
553
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,085
WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?!
FUCK YOU!
554
00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,210
HEAR ME OUT.
555
00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:23,543
I THINK IF WE CAN ALL JUST
REMAIN CALM.
556
00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:27,126
TAKE THIS BEER BOTTLE ON
YOUR FACE.
557
00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:28,377
LOOK, YOU FUCKING PRICKS!!
558
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,961
I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS KIND
OF BULLSHIT FROM YOU
559
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,585
FUCKING DILDOS!!
560
00:20:31,669 --> 00:20:33,961
I'M FUCKING WILLIAM
FUCKING MURDERFACE!
561
00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:37,126
AND YOU CAN SUCK
MY MILLIONAIRE COCK!
562
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:42,669
[ ANGRY SHOUTING ]
WE ARE READY NOW.
563
00:20:42,752 --> 00:20:45,460
PICK US UP IN OUR BIG
FANCY FUCKING HELICOPTER.
564
00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:47,502
THANK YOU.
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