All language subtitles for Howard Stern (Mothers-Daughters)

Hi, I'm Sarah. I'm
Sandra. Sherry. And I'm

Rachel. And today is
the mother and daughter's

edition of It's Just
Wrong. And some of us

are going to get naked
today. How do you feel

about that? A little
nervous. A little nervous,

but psyched. Yeah. Psyched
to get naked? Psyched

to be a hacker. Psyched
to win money. Exactly.

We're doing It's Just
Wrong today, which is

going to be great.
Mother-daughter edition.

You don't want to...
You don't want to hear

them say... All right.
Mothers and daughters

undressing one another.
Oy vey, that's going

to be great. You
can't wait. All right, so

now it's the moment
everyone's been waiting

for. Yeah. This is the
big moment. It's time for

It's Just Wrong, the
mother-daughter edition.

Wow. When daughters
strip down for their moms

and show the world
their big pom-poms. It's

just wrong. Wowee. And
hot mother-daughters.

We have two teams.
Two of the chicks bagged

out. Two of the
mother-daughters bagged out.

Is that right? That's
right. Oh my God, look

at these. Now, first
of all... These chicks

are hot. I know. This
is great. This is going

to be such a great
day. This is really wrong.

This is the edition where
mothers and daughters

have to undress each
other. Let me introduce

you to the contestants
right now. Because

these are important. That woman who begged
us to come down here the other day didn't

show up? That's right.
Wow. Where's my list of

contestants? I was so
busy with the makeover

yet that I don't even have it. All right,
this is... I don't have it. We just handed

it to you. Well, if you just handed it to
me... He lost it. You gave me questions.

You might have handed me questions, but you
didn't give me anything else. Is that the

thing you handed me?
Well, no. I had... This

is mine, but they gave
it to you. Let me have

it. Sure they did. Oh,
what's that? No, no.

Give me the bio on them.
That's what I'm talking

about. Do we ever do
this? We never do this.

Is this the first time
we're doing it? Gary

looks at me like, oh,
we gave that to you.

Casey's supposed to
give this stuff to you.

No, it's not your
fault. It's Casey's fault.

Well, Howard, he
gives it to you every day.

But he didn't give it
to me today, so what

do I do? Say, Casey,
where's the... Why are

you arguing with me?
I don't have it. I didn't

even know what you
were talking about until

a second ago. I said I need the information
on our contestants. Okay, you usually get

it during the break. I
thought you would have

been... I don't have
it, Gary. Okay. I don't

know what to tell you.
Don't... I'm not going

to fight you. I don't
have it. You're fighting

me. I'm not fighting you. I'm just making
a statement. I don't have it. Okay, I heard

you. So I need it. So
where is it? Casey's

going to get it. Casey's
going to go get it.

Have something. No, no, I thought you were
talking about the other sheet that was in

front of you. I didn't
know you were talking

about the pile. No,
no, I'm not talking about

a sheet in front of me.
I apologize. I thought

you were talking about
something that was

there. I'm talking about
the sheet that goes

on in here. I understand
and you're right.

All right, let's get
down to it. Ladies, I

apologize for the
confusion. Our first couple

is Sherry and Rachel.
Sherry, I hope you don't

mind me saying your
age. Go for it. Sherry's

41 years old. I got
to tell you, you're in

good shape. Thank
you. You look nice. I was

going to say they
look like sisters. I don't

believe she's that young.
We got that yesterday.

You do. You look like sisters. And Rachel,
you are the 22 year old daughter. Is that

correct? And you are wearing what a belly
shirt. You got some body. Rachel, what do

you do for a living? I
work in a lab. You're

kidding. I play with
pee. She plays with pee.

Urine. Yes. You are smoking hot chick. You
could be a stripper making tons of money.

Yeah, I'm not real
comfortable with that,

though. This will be
your first. Yeah, yeah.

It makes sense that
you'd be playing this

game. I mean, you say
you're not comfortable

with that, but you're brave enough to come
down here and play. You're a Howard. It's

different. It is
different to do it for me.

It's not even like being
naked. No, it's not.

Wow. Well, you know,
the winner of It's Just

Wrong gets $10,000
today. And you guys are

lucky because one of
the couples bombed out.

So it's going to be one
of the two here. Yeah.

So this is this is a big
prize. Ten thousand

dollars. Of course, it means
mothers and daughters

getting nude together. Have you ever seen
your mom naked? You see her naked all the

time. To see me naked this morning. Yeah.
So it's not a big deal for you to undress

each other. Not really.
No. Well, it's a big

deal for us. Yeah. Now,
what about dad? No

dad in this situation?
We have a dad. That's

the reason why I'm
coming here, because my

dad's in jail right now.
Oh, what happened?

This is good. He was
driving on us. He got

caught driving on a
suspended. He was on probation.

Right. And it's the jail is
completely, completely

horrible. And we just
need to get him out

of there. So we get
a good lawyer. It's like

a hundred and twenty days for driving on
a suspended license. Never been in jail his

entire life. No drug
charge, no alcohol charge.

It's really both. Sherry,
are you still married

to your husband? I've been married almost
20 years. And your husband's in jail. And

you'll take the money
and put up a mitigation.

Actually, we're going
to do mitigation with

a high priced attorney
and get him out of

there. All right. Why was
the license suspended?

Actually, he has a grand
mal seizure disorder

from having brain
surgery and a stroke when

he was twenty nine.
And he had a wreck like

four years ago. Right.
He had a seizure driving

and caused a severe like five car pileup.
And he has like a seventeen thousand dollar

tax lien on his license. So I can't obtain
a license. And he probably shouldn't have

been driving, granted.
But should he go to

jail for that is what
you're saying. Not for

months. It's horrible.
I see. Well, how can

I just ask a quick
question? I was just doing

some quick math. You've
been married almost 20

years, but Rachel's 22.
Yeah. Rachel doesn't

belong actually to my
husband. Her sperm donors,

I like to call him.
Yes. Hasn't really had

not it's not too weird
to take your clothes

off in front of men.
But have you ever seen

your mother naked this morning? Yeah. But
how do you feel getting naked in front of

each other, in front
of us? She still washes

my hair in the bathtub
at times. So, mom,

have you ever been
naked in front of a bunch of

guys? No, no. So you've
got to be the nervous

one. Yeah. Yeah. You
have got to be nervous.

Well, but she wanted
to do that. Yeah. I once

how old are you, Rachel?
Twenty two. Rachel's

38 year old boyfriend
is in the green room.

Thirty five. Wow.
Thirty five. That's weird.

Somebody thought he
was my dad. I don't even

want to know that you
have a boyfriend. Thank

you. I'm thirty five.
One of the guys goes,

oh, so tell your dad to sit over there.
Actually, he's not my type, so I didn't

want him to think that
he was my husband. Have

you guys ever double
teamed the boyfriend? No,

he's not my type at
all. He's not your type.

Totally not my type.
All right. And what about

Sandra and Sarah? You
guys ever have the same

boyfriend or anything
weird like that? She dated

somebody when I was
14 and I dated him when I

was about 19. No kidding.
Yeah. Was that did that

cause problems between
the two of you? No, no,

no. I was remarried and
all and he was 13 years

younger than me, 13
years older than her. And he

was just good fun. So
boy, there's a lot of fun

going on out there that
I'm just not in on. You

didn't even know this world
existed. Who even knew?

You know, is it all the
fun takes place far away

from metropolitan cities?
I know. Yeah. Where

are you guys from?
Florida. Florida. All of us. And

where are you from?
Florida as well. Fort Myers.

Fort Myers. Wow. Look
at that. All the craziness

is going down the highway.
You thought dinner at

Nobu was a good time.
Well, I can't wait to see

mothers and daughters
getting naked together. I

know it's wrong. I'm
sure this is leading to a

horrible moral situation
out there in the country,

but who cares? Can I say one thing before we start? Yes, Sandra. Howard, you
give yourself a bad rap. You're really handsome. Really? Thank you, Rachel. Thank

you, Sandra. Oh, that's very nice. In a minute, I could have it. Could I have
you and your daughter at the same time? Five years later? Probably. Thank you.

The Rosenberg's, you should know this. Julius and Ethel
Rosenberg. Those are one of my easy questions. Oh, well, what

are they taking off? Easy question. All right, mom and
daughter, what are you going to take off? What'd you decide?

My shirt. She's doing shirt first. Well, what about you, Sandra? You have to
both do it at the same time? We agreed that both of you have to do the same

thing. That's right. You undress your daughter and your daughter undresses
you. Okay. All right, so you're taking off your bottoms. I'm doing hers. Yes.

Sandra is removing. This is so hot. She's removing her
daughter's schoolgirl bottoms, her dress. Oh, that looks good. I

was so scared you're going to make fun of me. Oh, no, honey.
Make fun of what? I'm playing with myself under the table.

King Kahuna. King Kahuna. King Maya
Kahana. Rachel and Sherry, what have you

decided to do? We're going to do our
shirts. You're going to take your tops off.

Great. OK. Who's going to go first?
Who's which? Sherry, the mom. Are

you going to remove Rachel's
top? Oh, I can. All right. Here we go.

You can take. Yeah. Gary, move
out of my way, please. How old is your

daughter? Twenty two. And describe
what you're doing so the audience can hear.

Taking her top off. Just come over her
head. She pulled her arms out. All right.

Swing around a little bit. So she has
a bra on. OK. OK. She's wearing a bra.

OK. And Sherry, why don't
you let your daughter help you

off with your top? Oh, my
God. Describe what you're doing.

This is a sweater. Rachel,
describe what you're doing. I'm going

to pull up over your head. I'm
pulling my mom's bra over her head.

That's hot. That is hot. Very nice.
You look good. Mom looks nice

in a bra. This is great. This
is all for ten thousand dollars.

I don't know what to do. I'm confused. I
don't say something. What do you think?

I'm just confused. I can't believe this is
happening. First of all, they're all hot.

Yeah. Yeah. Fred turned bright
red. I mean, it's it's odd. I'm having

a hard time with this. Benji, what
do you think? Oh, they look great.

Yeah. I'm thinking that
like it sort of works that one

sets got their tops off and
one sets got their bottoms off.

Yeah. I wonder. I wonder what makes
you make that decision to to go with the

shirt first and not the bottoms. And
the other group went with the bottoms.

I'm just having so much fun. This
is so this is so hot. It's hot. So turned

on. I'd love to have the mom and
daughter over there at the same time.

I think I have all four of them.
I'm sure they're excited about

that. I would totally get it on
with these mothers and daughters.

I can't wait to tell the story back
at the lab. Would you guys ever

do that? Like have a mother and
daughter? No. No. No. All right.

Well, sorry. Too
bad. Let's go back to a

couple. Number two,
the contest. That's right.

Sandra, the mom is
answering. Sarah, the daughter

is in her panties.
Mom is in her panties.

This is a big question. So far, the game is
tied. Spell curiosity. She's the speller.

OK, give it your best shot. Go. Q.
Go ahead. You. Right. I. Oh, you see.

I can't spell. You actually
spell curiosity, which

is not a word. So well.
Well, it doesn't matter.

Your mom failed and
it's C.U.R.I.O.S.I.T.Y. But

now more importantly,
let's have a discussion.

George, you know,
right. Not a cue. You got

nervous. You were wrong
from the very, very start.

The cue threw you off.
I want quiet. See you.

I keep quiet. All right.
Let's get down to it.

I spell in phonics. Sandra,
you didn't get that right.

Your daughter is in her
panties. You're in your panties.

What are you going to do
now? Panties are coming.

Panties are coming. So
you're sticking with the top.

You're keeping your top arm and taking the
bottoms off. She wants to keep her top on.

So I'm keeping mine on.
So I'll get rid of the panties.

Gary, the way it's going,
we're going to be naked anyway.

All right, Sandra, go ahead and take
your daughter's panties off. That is wrong.

I know. And I know everyone
thinks this is wrong, but I'm getting

very turned on to describe
what's going through your head.

My mom's taking my panties
off. I'm probably not going to

go to college. That'll probably
end their college thing.

Let me see. You are.
You're nicely shaved. Wow.

Nice. Oh, this is wrong
as it can be. Robin.

So wrong, Sandra. I guess
your daughter now has to return

the favor. Sarah, go ahead
and take your mom's panties off.

What are you wearing? A
thong, Sandra? Get out of

town. It's just going
to do this. Oh, it's tied.

What do you go to a Victoria's
Secret? Oh, I might say

like mother, like daughter,
both missing a lot of hair.

Oh, this is so. Oh, my
goodness. Oh, my God.

That's hot. I really
don't know what to do.

You know, already
covered his face for a while.

I mean, everybody's
struggling. I am so aroused.

You know what? I won't
even deny that. You

know, I got to keep this
jacket over my pants.

I'm not going to lie. I'm like a monkey.
All right. Sarah and Sandra, you.

I think I need some church
and up. John, how hot is

this? This is great. Fred,
are you all right over there?

I'm a little woozy.
Yeah, I mean, already

this is great. Robin,
you're not even looking.

I know it must be great.
This is this is sad. Whenever

Robin. I just say congratulations,
Fred, on your baby.

Oh, please don't bring that up.
Bring it up. I was going to forget.

Let's just say that Sarah,
who is the daughter,

is standing there naked.
You look great, honey.

Thank you. Oh, my God. On a top.
She's naked from the waist down.

That's right. And Sandra,
the mom is standing next

to her. You're sitting
next to her. That's right.

Thank you for helping
me. And you're bottomless

as well. She's wearing
a blazer on the top.

You guys have one article
of clothing left and the couple

next to you, of course, Sherry
and Rachel, mom and daughter,

still have their pants
on and their bra on.

But they've got to answer
a question now, too.

All right, let's go back to
mother daughter couple

number one. Sherry's the
mom. Rachel's the daughter.

Sherry, the mom is going to answer the
questions. Here we go. Are you ready?

Go. You sure you
want to go? Yeah, I'm

ready. How many lines
are there in a sonnet?

Oh, this is great. I hope they get it
wrong. I think you're going to help.

No help. What'd you say?
Five. Thank God. Fourteen. Yeah.

Five, I think is like a high
school. Five isn't even

high school. Now, five is
Joe DiMaggio's number.

This is very hot. I think you
two are smoking hot. Rachel,

have you discussed with
your mom what comes off next?

Are you going to remove your
bras or you just going to take

your pants off? What do
you want to do? It's up to you.

What do you want to do
with mom? We take our pants

off. I want to say something
beautiful just happened.

Rachel, the daughter,
said, Mom, it's up to

you. It's so nice to
see a respectful child.

Thank you. And like all
good mothers, like all good

mothers, she said, we're
going to take our pants off.

All right. I'm just getting flashbacks of
World War Two. All right. Hold on, girls.

I hear every minute of
this. What did you just say?

I want to be able to take
my we both have boots on.

Take your own boots off.
But then you have to take

each other's pants off.
That's the fair thing to do.

Yes, the judge has
spoken. I'm the judge. Not

that bad. Just not my
type. Casey? Yeah. Good.

That's turning me on even more. All
right. Both. Don't take off your own pants.

Who's who's would you like?
Why don't you start with your

mom? OK. Let me and Ty,
Rachel, we'll do it together.

All right. Describe what's going
through your head, ladies. I'm on. Yeah.

Explain it to the audience what you're
doing. This is kind of fighting with.

Why don't you let your mom
go first? Let your mom do

it together. Mom, talk about
what you're about to do.

I'm trying to untie the knot in
the leather strings on Rachel's

hip. Is that because Rachel's
wearing super tight pants?

They're hard to get off.
She has a belt. They're

stretchy. So they're
not. It's the belt, Howard.

It's tied in a knot. It's leather.
But give us just a minute.

Take an hour. Take an
hour to do that. Straps on

her fanny. You've got
all the time in the world.

Spank her with the leather. It's so
hot that you're untying the leather belt.

I got it. I got it. Yay. Yay.
Yay. That's what I was thinking.

All right. Now describe
what you're doing. Now I'm

going to unbutton the pants
because the button tops.

How does it feel weird
having your mom unbutton

your pants? And you're
going to unzip them.

What kind of panties
are you wearing? Oh, little

panties. Oh, my God. Your
daughter's smoking hot.

She looks like Reese Witherspoon.
You look like Reese Witherspoon, honey.

She could be a model. You're not
kidding. I could put her in the movies.

You are down to your thong panties,
aren't you? Mom, how'd that feel?

Okay. It's okay. I used to
dress her. I can undress her.

Hold on a second. I
think the panties have to

come off, too, because
this is their second.

It's their 23 item. That's right.
We took off boots and pants.

No, just like the other couple,
the panties have to come off.

The third one would be our. No, no,
no. The bra would be the third one.

We had a discussion about this
in the green room. Gary is right.

I thought we decided together, Gary.
No, no, no. That was their decision.

No, but I'm saying
that it had to be. You

can't leave your
underwear as the last part.

It's one or the other has
to go. You could change

and take your tops off
and save your pants for last.

Well, then I'd be in my underwear. You can
be in your underwear. I'm saving my pants.

Okay. So then take off your daughter's
bra. Oh, I just got like the worst.

And the daughter's got a nice
crap. Take it easy. Have a nice fan.

Tell me what you're doing
back there. Unhooking the hook.

You're going to hook your
daughter's bra. Oh, that's hot.

Questions are so your
daughter's got great boobs.

Those are the best boobs
I've seen in a long time.

I want all the small but
perky. Right, guys. Yes.

I got to turn to the wall. Describe
what you're doing to your mom.

I'm unhooking her nice little
bra here. Your mom's got

quite a little rack going
to it's the Victoria's Secret.

Water. Howard. So to say, she's got nice
boobs for 40. They're pretty for their age.

Okay, take it easy.
I'll decide. Oh, yeah,

they're fine. That's fine.
Very nice. Very nice.

That's fine. Guys, I got I
don't know if I get this is great.

Mother and daughter topless in my studio.
I'm offended. I'm officially offended, too.

I just got offended. It
was possible. All right. You

both look great. You got
nothing to be embarrassed about.

I mean, yeah, they're
great, but their mother

and daughter. Hi,
Tony. You're on the air.

Oh, my God. Howard, this is friggin
unbelievable. I'm driving down I-95.

I think I my steering wheel is so
friggin sticky. I had to pull over.

I believe you. I'm gonna throw
up. You are a friggin pervert.

I love you. I could. I'm
going to Thailand on Tuesday.

This is better than
Thailand. I could tell you

that I could totally
pleasure myself right now.

I'll take two seconds.
I'm telling you, I got

my dog next to me.
I'm looking at him, too.

That's a male dog.
He's looking at fat Tony.

Always up for some. It's
a miniature dachshund.

It's real hard to find. But you
know what? I thought, hey,

I see you girls in any butt
plug in like anal or anything.

Girls, you into anal at all?
No. No. It hurts. It hurts.

The girls aren't into that.
No, it doesn't. Sorry, Tony.

All right. Let's go to
Adam. Hey, what's up?

Hey, this broad spelled
curiosity with a Q.

I think she likes doing
this. Yeah, this is hot.

This is hot. Let's go back
to the shoot over here.

Yeah, I know. Me, too. I'm embarrassed.
I find this more erotic than any other.

It's just wrong. Yeah, this is my
favorite version. I find it very wrong.

You know, you know how you say,
I totally get her. You know how you

say you hate porn movies because
you don't want to see another guy.

It's equipment and stuff. Yeah,
this is just wall to wall women.

And by the way, you look great
with your tops off and very good.

And the mother daughter with
their bottoms off. You look great.

Thank you. I mean, this
is just terrific. I'm starting

to agree with everything
Jerry Falwell ever said.

No, you're not. All right. Are you
ready? He's experiencing a conversion.

Yeah. Let's go to Sarah and Sandra,
who you have one article of clothing left.

Ivey, you better get this
one right to stay in the game.

All right. Let's see what
happens. Easy. OK. Easy.

I can't give you. Well, OK.
OK, I'll give you an easy

one. I'll give the other
couple an easy one, too.

Yeah. All right. Yeah. Well, I'll give
you an easy one. Curiosity was hard.

Yeah. Spelling fun. No words were used.

You have no clue. She used to write
me like gym notes in middle school.

And my teachers would put me in detention
because they thought I wrote the gym notes.

Wow. Yeah. Well, let me tell you something.
Here's the way the game is playing out.

You guys have missed every question.
The first couple got the question.

The first question. They got
the first question right. Now, if you

get this one wrong and you
have to get totally naked, you lose.

How long do we have to stand here naked?

For an hour and a half.
Till the show goes off

the air. Quite some
time. Two days, I think.

Justin's told Kane and Kabi from
two to six. Yeah. Smooth. What's up?

Hey, Howard, man. Can you do me a favor?
Can you just take a quick commercial break?

I got to run to the
bathroom and clean up. Go

to the bathroom. Hurry
up and I'll wait for you.

Hold on. Wait till this guy gets back.

We told someone to
eat, Howard, so guys can

actually see this. Oh,
yeah. You're gonna love this.

All right. Sarah and Sandra, it's
time. We can't wait for him any longer.

Here's your question. OK. He's cleaning
up, but there's nothing we can do about it.

All right. Here we go. And this is
kind of an easy one, if you ask me.

I do. Are you ready? Yeah.

What American town is nicknamed Tinseltown?

California. Town? L.A.?

I'm sorry. I try to make it easy
for you. Tinseltown is Hollywood.

Hollywood. L.A. Hollywood.
Isn't that, you know,

can't the judges consider
that a right answer?

Judges, do we want to give
it to them? They said L.A.

I actually thought L.A.
was going to be here.

Hollywood's a town city.
Hollywood's a town city.

Hollywood is already out. L.A.
and Hollywood are almost in our...

Benji, be quiet. How loose
are you making the rules?

Don't you want to drag this out? I
was trying. I can't make them any easier.

L.A. is Hollywood? No. It's not Hollywood.

We say boo. She missed it.

They missed it, didn't they,
Robin? No. Yes, they missed it.

Wrong answer. I would say, you know,
where is the... There is no real Hollywood.

You can make 514. Tinseltown is
Los Angeles and it's all right, Robin.

All right. I'll throw out the question,
but you got to answer another one.

She's brilliant. OK.

If the judges are in
dispute, I'll go along with

it, but you have to
answer another question.

Right now? Yes, because it's only fair.

Thank you. Come on, Mama.

OK. I'll go along with it.

I like the way she says, I
have to answer one right now

as if waiting 5 minutes is
going to rejuvenate her brain.

All right. Here we go. She
burned a lot on that one.

I'm pulling for you guys. I
don't know what to tell you.

Spell curiosity. Come on. Spell Lucy.

That's funny because I
don't think they can do it.

All right. Here we go.

Are you ready?

Let them think. OK. Go.

All right. Put on your
thinking cap. Am I ready?

What's the name for the day set apart
in the United States for planting trees?

Mom? Harbor Day.

Harbor Day is correct.

I thought you said Harbor Day. Harbor Day.

I'm going to give you guys
an easy one now. Right.

I have them in categories by easy
and hard. Is this our third question?

It better be easy, Howard. Yeah. OK.

Here's an easy one. I don't
know how to spell curiosity.

Oh, we play until... OK.
I so know how to spell.

OK. What does the P
represent in the TV network PBS?

Public. OK. You got it. There you go.

Let's go back to you two.

Another run. Yes.

What automobile manufacturer
produces the Lexus?

Lexus.

What automobile manufacturer
produces the Lexus?

Who owns the Lexus?

OK. Can I do a thought process? Sure.

All right. Infinity owns Nissan.

And it's right there. I know it.

Infinity owns Nissan.

You got to have a guess.

Name a car company.

BMW.

It's Toyota. I'm sorry.

I thought it was right there for you.

Ladies, time to take it off.

Mother and daughter will be totally naked.

Sarah and Sarah. Sandra,
tell us what you're doing.

I'm taking my daughter's top off.

Go ahead. Wow. This is hot.

This is beyond hot.

And one nipple pierced on your daughter.

Both. Both. Look at that.

They're Playboy bunnies.

Honey.

Nice. Take your mom's top off now.

Turn around and do your mom.

You little boots.

I got to tell you, this is smoking hot.

Oh, my God. The daughter is now undressing.

Please, go through your mind.

Sandra or Sarah, anybody.
Talk about what's good.

I'm unbuttoning her buttons on her blazer.

Oh, that's smoking hot.

Fist rubbing.

Going through my mind. New college.

My greatest triumph. Mother and daughter.

Wow. Look at this. And
take your mom's bra off.

Mom's got a rack.

Mom's got a little rack going there.

Honey, those are real?

I skipped a generation, apparently.

Your mom's got the big rack.

Take off your mom's bra.

There's a lot of confusion going on.

Mom, let me see that. Oh, my God.

Look at those mammaries.

Honey, you got nothing to
be embarrassed about there.

Look at those things.

Baby, those are real?

I spelled curiosity.

Those are real, huh?

Yeah, that cost you the game
because our winners, right there,

Sherry and Rachel, they
still have their pants on.

They're going to get their dad out of jail.

You got $10,000.

We don't have to end the
game right here because

there's always an extra prize
we can have stashed away.

Now, I know you've got $10,000.
You're going to get your dad out of jail.

Tell you what, for an extra $1,500.

What is this? Where are
you getting $1,500 from?

From that $3,000 we got left over.

I thought we needed that for Monday.

We got $3,000.

Let me hear the deal before
you start giving away money.

He's already up to
$1,500. He's giving away.

What about those two on the end there?
How about them winning some money?

They could do that, too.

Mother and daughter didn't get a thing.

They're hugging and they're naked.

This is too wild.

I'm about to cry.

You guys want to win a little money?

Oh, no.

She's like, oh, no, over there.

I want to win lots of money.

I just don't want to know
what he's going to say.

From a horny guy, I think he's going
for getting those two naked as well.

Exactly.

I think he could have done
it for an additional $500.

What I meant was $500 each.

$500 each.

He's squelching on the deal.

That's right.

You're squelching.

You're welching.

$3,000 extra you got.

What about those two?

These two are good sports.

You got to give them something.

They should kiss for a grand.

All right.

Tongue and everything for a grand.

You'll kiss your mom.

Wait a second.

You'll kiss your mother
with a tongue for a grand?

Yes.

You will?

If you want to throw in boobs.

Call Dr. Sal.

I will.

You're hardcore right
in front of you, Howard.

You're telling me you'll kiss your
mom on the mouth for $1,000.

With my tongue.

And boobs.

Think Sal Calabro would do a boob job?

I know he would.

Oh, yeah.

Isn't that wrong, though?

Oh, my God, who cares?

Have you guys ever done this before?

No.

I'm against it.

You're against her kissing her mom?

Do you want me to kiss Rachel for $1,000?

That's fine.

I'm going to have to charge her.

I tell you what.

If your daughter takes off her
panties and kisses the other daughter,

$1,000 to each, and you get boobs.

That seems so unfair to me.

I'll spank her and her.

Rachel, we'll never see these people again.

What's on the table?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

$1,000 for me to take
my pants off and kiss her?

Yes.

Another $1,000 to get your dad out of jail.

You're going to turn your dad down?

When you get your dad out of jail,
there's another $1,000 for a party.

I'm going to turn my dad down.

Party for dad.

$1,000, Rachel.

It's only $1,000.

Only $1,000.

That's a lot of money in Fort Myers.

That goes a long way in Fort Myers.

Hey, Howard, isn't it only natural?

I'm the new Monty Hall.

Isn't it only natural that
the mothers kiss, too?

He doesn't have enough money left.

Gary gave away all my money.

I didn't have more money.

I'll be kissing her.

Here's the deal.

Hold it, Gary.

I'm telling you what we have left.

No, Gary, you don't negotiate.

Don't you negotiate.

You give away the farm.

Howard, they just won $10,000.

Gary, shut up.

High-priced attorneys are expensive, Gary.

Where do you live?

$1,000 to the daughters right now.

They're completely nude and they kiss.

Is that $1,000 each?

$1,000 each.

And then we'll even throw in some breast
implants for couple number two, Sarah.

What the hell, because
they haven't won anything.

Thank you.

We're waiting to see some action.

Can we take the headphones off?

You can take anything you want off.

Here they go.

Are we tongue kissing?

Yes, you're tongue kissing.

Have you ever tongue kissed another girl?

I'm thinking maybe Doug could come in.

The boyfriend.

Tell me what you're
doing right now, Rachel.

Taking my panties off.

You're what?

Taking my panties off.

Could you say that again?

I'm taking my panties off.

Kiss the other daughter.

This is so dirty.

These two are falling in love.

Oh, my goodness.

Go, girls.

And the mom brooding them on.

Very good, girls.

That was nice.

That was well worth it.

Thank you, Howard.

You're welcome.

And Rachel, you never
kissed another girl before?

No.

Wow.

How did that feel?

It was nice.

I was cheering for her.

She did well.

Thank you very much.

And congratulations to you guys.

And the winner of this match team,

if your daughter gets over your lap

and you spank her.

How much?

They've done that.

Howard, you wouldn't want
to see the moms make out?

What would you guys rather see?

The moms make out?

The spanking thing is no big deal.

That's my thing.

Does she have to get naked to make out?

Yes.

I'm not going to get naked.

I might pull down my jeans.

How much, Howard?

$500 a piece if you two moms make out.

$500 a piece?

My ass is only worth $500.

If you do it, you're walking
out of here with $1,105.

And you know what?

You could help out the other team.

They walk out with $1,500.

Come on, Ma.

Have a day resting on your knees.

Where's your humanity?

I think you should do it until your
daughter feels better about herself.

She did it.

You do it.

The tea bag?

No, the tea back.

No tea bagging.

If you guys tea bag each
other, that's a whole other price.

Mom's taking off her pants.

If one of you has the equipment for
tea bagging, I'm going to give it to you.

I was going to say, we'll
give them the radio station.

Mom, your pants are
off, and you look great.

I don't know what you're uptight about.

Do I have to take this?

You should free yourself of those panties.

You look great.

All right, Mom, what are you doing?

Show me what's going on right now.

You guys are kissing each other
and rubbing all over each other.

Give me a show.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God.

Thanks, baby.

That was beautiful.

You two ought to get
together after the show.

That was so wrong.

Can I tongue kiss our teacher?

Well, it's been great.

Let's tally up our prizes in all fairness.

Is it okay if I ask Fred a question?

Sure.

I love you.

You're my favorite.

Absolutely.

Fred will put himself out for that.

Ladies, what can I say?

This has been a delightful Friday.

It's fun.

It's so wrong.

Let's go to Rich.

Rich, you're on the air.

Hey, Howard, man, you
should be in jail, dude.

You are a god.

You are definitely a god.

If I didn't have a guy, my friend
Pete, working with me today,

I would have been put off right now.

This was extremely hot, ladies.

I've never seen anything like
this in any kind of porn or anything.

We're mothers and daughters.

Thank you for having us, Howard.

Absolutely, and thank
you for being so delightful.

Girls, you look great.

No problem. We appreciate that. Thank you.

I hope you guys had a good morning.

I think I'm going to have
coffee with your girls.

I want to get a number
to a realtor in Florida.

Daughters, mothers, it's all good.

You all look great.

Robin, I only wish you had a daughter

so I could see you undress her.

That's the only reason.

That's one of the many
reasons I'm happy I did.

Hey, Robin, aren't you a big sister?

Can't you bring one of those kids?

What about the Big Sisters
program? Do they allow it?

Will you undress your horse?

Wow, I've got to tell you, I'm turned on.

I've got to take a break.

I want to thank everyone involved

with It's Just Wrong,
the hot new game show.

It's Just Wrong.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

We got some money.

Sarah got some boobs.

How did it feel undressing each other?

It was okay.

No problem.

It was so fun.

We used to dress them
so we can undress them.

What was it like with the kissing?

How did that feel?

It was nice.

You started laughing
when I asked that question.

Who, me?

Just because. It was okay.

We did all right.

Was this the first time
you kissed a young girl?

Mine, yes.

It was mine.

I was thinking I'd ask her out.

Her husband's in jail.

We don't live far away.

Guys, congratulations to everybody.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming down.