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Kevin, saw you at the Golden Globes. I
mean, I know you ain't wearing some
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bullshit. Yeah. But did you have a
speech prepared?
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Fuck you, Kenan.
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Welcome to Good Forge. I'm Kevin Hart.
I'm Kenan Thompson. We got a great show
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for you tonight, talking to the point
guard himself, Mr. Chris Paul. Yes, man.
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can't wait to talk to Chris Paul. Let's
go over the top stories of the week.
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This is Out the Gate. Out the Gate.
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Just like I was out of the Golden
Globes. All right. On Saturday night,
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Love lost to the Bears, but there was no
love lost between head coaches Matt
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LaFleur and Ben Johnson.
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Toddler, Gordon took care of it. That's
a very cursory handshake.
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Memories. He held on to that. He held on
to that memory. He was looking for
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more. Show it one more time.
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I know the public is making it bad, but
it's not
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that bad to me. What do you want me to
say to you?
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They already don't like each other,
right?
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There's some bad blood there.
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I guess so. It's a rivalry.
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Take these two fingers and keep it
moving, man.
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You know what I mean? Yeah, get out of
here.
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Get out of here. Yeah.
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I get it. He's only been in Chicago for
a year, Mr. Ben, and he's already doing
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drive -bys. Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no. That's tough. Oh, no, Kenan.
Yeah. That's a good one.
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That's a good one, Kenan, right there.
Real short. Yeah. Don't take long. Yeah,
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they be shooting a lot in Chicago.
That's what happens.
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That's what he was talking about right
there.
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When your name's Johnson, well, you know
what? I guess you got to swing that
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dick around.
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During Saturday night's wild card game,
Chicago Bears fans were in full beast
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mode. The Bears shredded the Packers on
the field, and the Bears fans were
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shredding cheese in the stands.
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Look at this.
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Is that cheese or is that his knuckles?
Yeah.
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You know the janitor watching this was
getting pissed off. He was pissed.
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He is pissed. I know damn well they
don't think I'm cleaning this shit up.
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I know they don't think I'm cleaning
this shit up. Talk about bear down. Y
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need to bear down. Pick up all the damn
cheese.
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Most kids think their dads are not cool.
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Well, this kid actually knows it.
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Come on, bro.
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Come on, man. Also, anytime I see a
video like that.
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They always got slippery floors. They
should know.
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Hey, let's watch one more time. Let's
see. I just like to see people falling.
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And yes, and you got it. And no.
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They got more Stanley Cubs than Wayne
Gretzky in the 80s.
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That would match his career -long 68
-yard attempt. Ball's intercepted. The
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is over.
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After the Jaguars' heartbreaking loss to
the Bills, head coach Liam Cohen had to
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face the press, and it went better than
you'd ever imagine.
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You hold your head up, all right? You
guys have had a most magnificent season.
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Thank you. And you did a great job out
there today.
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Appreciate it. So you just hold your
head up, okay? Thank you, ma 'am. And
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ladies and gentlemen, Duval, you the
one, all right? Thank you, ma 'am. You
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it going. We got another season, okay? I
appreciate it. Take care and much
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continued success to you and the entire
team. Thank you, ma 'am. God damn,
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ladies.
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I'm sorry, ma 'am. Is there a question
there? No,
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she wanted to make him feel better.
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God bless black women, man. You did
well, baby, all right?
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You go ahead.
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You put a hat on today, you should be
proud of that, okay?
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You put your shirt on by yourself,
didn't you? Yes, you did out there. And
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stood up. You went to the party? God
bless you. Look at that.
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When your auntie becomes a sports
reporter.
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Oh, that's exactly what it was.
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Hey, I just want you to know I also made
you a plate, baby.
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Okay?
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I put some...
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tin foil on your plate for you to go eat
it.
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After that long, baby, you got you some
extra cornbread. It's still warm.
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It's still warm because of the foil.
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Put some turkey and cheese on that plate
for you, baby.
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Oh, man.
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You know, the world needs more of this
type of positivity.
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We really do. We have to find this
woman. So what I want you guys to do is
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me welcome Ms. Lynn Jones from
Jacksonville. That's right. Free press
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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What's up, what's up, what's up?
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Oh, thank you. Thank you, Lynn, so much
for coming on. My friend Kevin here, he
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didn't win a Golden Globe last night.
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Would you mind sharing some kind words?
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What I like to say, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin,
Kevin Hart, my cancer and child, this
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is your Auntie Lynn here.
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I just wanted to tell you to keep your
head up, young man. Keep your head up. I
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mean, you brought us blockbusters.
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such as Think Like a Man, Ride Along,
Central Intelligence, Jumanji, Welcome
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the Jungle, and Night School. We got
you, man. We got you. You hosted major
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award shows. You are a comedian, a host,
and a father. But you've got to stay in
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the game, man. You've got to stay in the
game.
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You support all educational initiatives
and community programs, particularly in
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underserved communities.
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Let's go, parents.
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comedy, acting, entrepreneurship, and
executive producing while expanding your
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media footprint.
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Cap, one more time. Come on. Come on,
nephew. Hold tight. I love you.
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Thank you. Thank you, Ms. Lynn.
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Thank you. Incredible. Thank you, Ms.
Lynn.
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Thank you. But I'll tell you one thing
you left out.
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What? A Golden Globe, because I don't
have one, Mama Lynn. I lost.
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I lost. You have to keep your head up
and stay in the game. Keep your head up
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and stay in the game. You can get a
Golden Globe.
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Yes, ma 'am. I mean, you really want
this Golden Globe? Yes, ma 'am. Okay,
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I'll tell you what we do. Let's prepare
for this for next year.
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Yes, ma 'am. I'll be there with you.
Yes, ma 'am. We'll pick up that Golden
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Globe, and you will be the bale of the
ball.
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Yes, ma 'am. Thank you. Can you do that
for me?
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Thank you, ma 'am. All right, and
congratulations on your success.
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You and Mr. Ken.
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Listen, anything you guys need, and
also, listen, support the black press.
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ma 'am. You understand?
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Support the black press now. Like you
say, your auntie is here now. Yes, ma
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All right? That's right.
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All right? Yes, ma 'am.
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That's right. Take care now. Thank you,
Auntie.
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Thank you, Auntie.
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Lynn Jones.
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I mean, you know, I'll be honest with
you, Kenan.
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The yes ma 'ams just came out. I didn't
know.
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Stop fighting it. No. Stop fighting it.
After a certain amount of time, they
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just started coming. I couldn't stop the
yes ma 'am. No.
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I think I was going, yes, ma 'am, number
nine. And I was like, make it fucking
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stop, man.
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Yes,
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ma 'am. No, yes, ma 'am. But you heard
all of that. Yes, ma 'am. God bless.
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
my eagle's lost.
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
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I don't know where that came from.
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Fuck you, Kenan.
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OK?
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My ego's lost. However, it wasn't the
only tragedy on the field.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, my God.
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I mean, there's a massage table on it,
or police officers standing trying to
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keep that thing down.
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Yeah, if anybody ever wondered what was
in the blue tent.
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We don't realize that they saved the
massage table, so there's a happy
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That's a happy ending. That's it.
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That's a happy ending. They gave the
tent a shot of cortisone and told it to
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back out there.
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Usually when somebody pitches a 10 on
the job, it's an HR violation.
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That's usually.
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That's two real good ones today. Come
on, man. You got two good ones. Make
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they both go in the show. No, no, no.
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You got two that's going to make the
cut, no matter what. Thank you. Thank
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I'm the one that's struggling today.
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That's all right. Got a couple on the
fence. Get you going. Yeah, I got to get
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in there. Goodness gracious. Heisman
Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza hasn't
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a game all season on his way to the
national championship.
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Seems like nothing can stop him.
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Except a confetti cannon.
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Good news is, Fernando, look, when
you're drafted by the
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Raiders, well, you won't have to worry
about none of that.
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It's your first and last time seeing
confetti in your career.
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They don't even make black and silver
confetti. No, no.
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Now, after a big bowl game win, everyone
is in a good mood. But that doesn't
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mean that you can get all touchy -feely
with Miami head coach Mario Cristobal.
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Oh, man. Hey, that's enough, man.
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What the fuck wrong with you, man?
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Hey, you don't hold my arms down while
you do that.
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Oh, you dancing real close.
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We got headsets on, man. You could have
told me that you was on the way.
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Come on, man.
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After St. Louis Blues goalie Jordan
Bennington allowed seven goals, his
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tried to pull him out the game. But
unfortunately, he couldn't find the
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goalie. Jim Montgomery said, hey, we're
going to make a goalie change here.
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But they couldn't find Joel Hofer.
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Bennington didn't come out of the net.
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And then during that last commercial
break, we were trying to locate Joel
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and I think we found him.
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Oh, there he is.
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Oh,
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no.
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He's hiding. Oh, no. I've never seen
him. What?
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They ain't going to see me if I just
hide behind this corner.
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Hey, I'll be honest with y 'all.
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That's me when Jehovah's Witnesses knock
on the door.
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Ain't nobody in here.
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You know, he look like he got cold feet
at a sex party.
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What y 'all doing in there?
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It's my turn?
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Oh.
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Oh, no. Hold on now. Yeah, he plays for
the St. Louis Peek -A -Blues.
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Oh, that joke was terrible. Where is our
backup writer?
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Oh, come on, man. Are you the writer?
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Oh, can you just write another joke,
please?
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Oh, come on, man.
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Hey, he's out of here. He left.
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He's gone.
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Showed a piece of his face and left.
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Man, we got to stop hiring backup
goalies as writers.
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Get the puck out of here. You know what
I'm saying?
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Get your pucking ass up out of here.
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Pucking ass.
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All right, guys, the Pelicans and
Wizards played last Friday. Too bad it
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basketball. Passed up a three.
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Queen getting inside. Blocked by Tricky.
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Come on now, do something with it.
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No. Okay, go the other way. Here we go.
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Something about to happen here.
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I got y 'all. Get it out the net. No.
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Oh, God. Come on now.
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Here we go.
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Kareem. No, I got to get him.
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Yep. Magic got this. Watch yourself.
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Get it out the net.
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Here we go.
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Call it. Move.
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Call it.
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Call it. Ah.
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Dang. Oh, man.
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Call it. Boy, final score of that game
was eight to six.
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Yeah.
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Last week, the Golden State Warriors
beat the Milwaukee Bucks at home on
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Kitty Night.
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Come on, that's a goal.
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Moments later, Draymond punched her in
the throat and then said, goodbye,
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Now, I have watched a lot of combat
sports, but there is nothing quite like
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Japanese kickboxing. And I do mean butt.
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I'm not sure this is such a good idea.
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I got my emotions all wrapped up.
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Have fun. Go nuts. Crack a couple of
screams.
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You don't have to keep your cool because
we'll keep it for you. I can't take it
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anymore. That's why I'm staying on your
couch tonight. Can you get away from me
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now? We're done.
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What the fuck is this?
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Come on.
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Jeff! You had one job.
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Park the van where we wouldn't get
another ticket.
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One job!
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This is your fault, Jeff. This is your
fucking fault!
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Service not available in Cleveland.
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All right, you guys all know Stanford
Steve from College Game Day, the guy who
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picks winners and losers in college
football.
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We didn't go to Stanford. So we went and
got our own guy to talk about the
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national championship game. I want you
guys to welcome Community College Carl.
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Come on in here. Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey. Good to see you, brother. Good to
see you, Carl. Let go.
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Let go.
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I don't have you, Carl. I don't have
you. All right. Yeah.
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OK. We got a college football national
championship coming up this week. Lots
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people think that this is Indiana's game
to lose.
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What do you think, Carl? Well, let me
tell you something about Indiana.
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When I was 10 years old, little boy, I
stole my sister's Easy -Bake oven.
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What I was going to do was I was going
to make a bunch of cakes, sell those
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cakes, then get rich.
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But I never got the chance because I
accidentally burned down our garage.
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Fortunately, everything worked out
because my family blamed my sister. And
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sent her to a troubled teen center in
Gary, Indiana.
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Carl? Yeah.
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Please.
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You are here to tell us about the game.
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I would.
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You're right. I'm trying to tell you.
Give him a chance. Okay. You're right.
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Give him a little chance.
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So when my sister came back, she came
back mean, okay?
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Indiana mean. And we never saw her smile
again.
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That's why I'm going with Kurt Cignetti
and the Indiana Hoosiers to win.
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Yeah. Okay. Okay, Carl. Okay. No, no,
no. You started off like a little far
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from it, but when you got into it, it
made perfect sense.
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I didn't like that. Are you listening?
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I'm listening, but I didn't like it. Are
you following the story?
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Yes. However,
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The point total is 48 and a half.
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Are you taking the over? You taking the
under?
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Years ago, when I was working on this
rich lady's yacht... Oh, my God.
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Let me tell you something. She was a
real B -I -T -C -O -I -N.
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Bitcoin? So she got in early. You know,
she was also a huge bitch.
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Got it.
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Anyhoo, she fell off the boat. I jump
in. I save her. I bring her to the
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hospital. Turns out she has amnesia.
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I do what any gentleman would do. I
trick her into thinking that she is my
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and then I take her home so she could
raise my kid.
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Carl, what you just said there was the
plot to the movie Overboard.
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Really? I've never seen it. But the cops
showed up, and I'm going to be real
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with you guys.
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I end up having a shootout with the
cops. You had a shootout with the cops?
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I'm thinking this game is going to be a
shootout, and I am taking the over.
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Again.
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Again? Okay. A shootout. I get it. What
the fuck planet are you on, Kevin?
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He ain't making no damn sense.
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Numbers don't lie, Kenan, okay?
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Do me a favor, guys. Put Carl's record
on the screen.
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Kidnapping, extortion, that ain't what
you read. No, no, I'm not talking about
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that. The other one.
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He's 48 and 4?
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Yeah, that right there. Come on now.
What can I say? It's an exact science.
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All right, Carl, do you have any other
predictions?
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I predict the color of the Gatorade they
dump on the coach's head will be
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yellow.
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There's no way that you can actually
know that.
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I call him as I see him. I'm just saying
it's going to be yellow and it's going
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to smell like asparagus.
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You planning on sneaking onto the field
and peeing in the Gatorade?
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Look, all I'm saying is it's a lock.
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And yes.
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Oh, community college soil, everybody!
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It's nasty.
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It's all the wood on it. We'll be right
back.
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And now it's time for another Who Said
It?
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Jameis Winston or Winston Churchill?
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I don't have time to think about bad
things.
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I'm always looking forward.
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The answer is Jameis Winston.
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I'm an optimist. It does not seem much
use being anything else.
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The answer is Sir Winston Churchill.
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I didn't steal those crab legs. My buddy
worked there and he has the hookup.
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Actually, that answer is Sir Winston
Churchill.
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How did you do?
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All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you.
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Real quick, I want to give a shout out
to my homie, man, my co -host, my
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brother. Of course, I'm talking about
Kenan Thompson, who just released a new
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kid's book today.
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I got to thank your grants, man. Y 'all
show my guy some love. Thank you very
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much. Just released a kid's book.
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This was a total surprise.
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I didn't know that this was happening at
all. There's a book under there if you
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want to grab it and show people.
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Oh, wow.
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If it was a surprise, that's where I
would put it. Oh, look at that.
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Yes, it's called The Unfunny Bunny.
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The Unfunny Bunny. It's very sweet. It's
a nice story of perseverance and
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friendship and learning what's really
funny. And there's a bunch of jokes in
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there, so it's a good time.
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Well, you know what, Kenan? Thank you.
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Well, Kenan, I think what you should
know and...
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Actually, what you need to know is that
you're in some really good company.
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LeBron has a book called Happy Spooky
Halloween.
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Steph Curry's book is I Have a
Superpower.
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What we want to do, we want to plug some
lesser -known kids' books by athletes,
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books that people don't know about. So
right now, I want you guys to enjoy This
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Is Good Sports, Good Book Club. Let's
go.
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Let's go.
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All right.
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First up, Clay and the Giant Peach.
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Ooh.
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You know?
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That's a great book. I'll read it just
for the pictures.
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Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, I think that's
a pop -up and pop -out book. Oh, my.
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Now, a certain Hall of Fame NFL
quarterback has a new children's book
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Goodnight Warren Moon.
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Not to be confused with Good Night,
Reverend Moon, which is more of a cult
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classic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a
different one. Now, this one is a
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stuffer that's at my house, the Magic
Johnson school bus.
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Oh, man.
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Yeah, okay. It's about a bus that's very
slow in the lane.
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It took a time to make the magic happen.
Yeah, just like Magic Johnson theaters.
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People talk during this book and sneak
the food in. Oh, man.
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Larry Bird thinks this book is better,
though. Of course. I think Magic tweeted
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about this in his trademark style.
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I wrote a book for kids called The Magic
Johnson School Book.
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Thanks, Magic.
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All right, this next one is hot off the
press. The Princess and the Prenup.
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By Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
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Oh, man. You know, they wrote it
together.
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But let's be honest. I mean, she wrote a
lot more of it. Well, that's what she
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did. Yeah. That's what she did.
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Those are all great, but they're fake.
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The real book you want is The Unfunny
Bunny. OK?
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I'm going to say it again.
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The Unfunny Bunny. This is the book that
you want.
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It's by my brother, Keeva Thompson. And
guess what? It's out now.
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Right now.
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Out now. Go get yourself some Unfunny
Bunny and do what I said.
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That's all right. That's all right.
We'll be right back.
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And now it's time for Good Sports Unsung
Heroes.
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Brent Gretzky, Wayne Gretzky's youngest
brother, is credited with one goal and
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three assists in the NHL. He only played
13 professional games, but 13 ,000
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games with Wayne in the backyard growing
up.
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You don't get to beat a great one
without beating up on the okay one.
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We salute you, Brent Gretzky, our good
sports unsung hero.
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All right, our next guest is a true NBA
legend. He's played 21 seasons for seven
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NBA teams. He's a 12 -time All -Star,
two -time Olympic gold medalist, a
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of the NBA's 75th anniversary team, and
I'm going to say it, future Hall of
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Famer. Let's see him in action.
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Get off me.
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Oh, right around you.
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You got to pay attention out here.
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Oh, look at the no look.
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Looks like me out there. No look.
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Yes, sir.
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Wow.
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Yes.
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Wow.
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Oh, you son of a.
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That was you.
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Oh, that's Kevin.
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Yeah.
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Give it up for CP3, Chris Paul.
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Man, appreciate y 'all having me. Man,
God bless. Thanks for coming, brother. I
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don't know why the last clip made it in
there. I don't know how they even got
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that footage. That was some little
cookout that we had.
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Well, speaking of cookouts, you got this
good snack company going called Good
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Eatin'. Do you name that after good
sports?
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Absolutely not. Okay. But we can do that
for right now.
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Well, you don't need to, man. Actually,
it's a good product.
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sent me volumes of it. I can say that I
am a fan.
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Why did you start it? I like food,
right? I like to eat food. Do you?
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Y 'all like food?
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Everybody? Okay, we all agree. We all
agree. So one of the things that you
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realize that you do all the time, you're
always snacking, right? When you go to
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different events, you go to a cookout or
whatnot, when your kids go in different
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places. And I wanted to come out with a
great product and we leave with taste.
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Yeah, it's been fun to build a brand.
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All right, Chris, look, we don't mess
around here on this show, man. So I'm
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gonna get straight to the hot stuff.
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I want to know what the hell happened at
the end with the Clippers. Give me the
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stuff right now. What happened to it?
Man, if I knew, I'd tell you.
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Oh, wow.
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Cold -blooded.
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I'll talk to you the next day.
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I'll talk to you the next day. You damn
sure did. Yeah. Now, deal your brief
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return to the Clippers, though. How many
trees did you see Kawhi plant?
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Y 'all tripping.
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Now, these are good questions that we
have here. Did you see him? Did you see
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him? Did he plant any trees on your
watch? Y 'all tripping. Y 'all wilding.
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Okay. All right.
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All right.
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Let's go to check that one off. Yeah, we
checked that off. Check that off. Okay.
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Just investigating.
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I want to know, are you done playing?
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Do you feel like you're done with it?
And I mean, look, if you want to
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a comeback or any plans that you have,
anything that we can use as cutting edge
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information. Okay.
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And by the way, we're not here to
manipulate anything. Not at all.
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Okay. So you can go look in that camera
and say whatever you got to say.
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or not yeah you don't have to you don't
have to listen i'm working out and
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training every day okay right in all
honesty the way all that stuff went down
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and all that i think for me i just love
this game so much that i don't want it
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to end like that you know what i'm
saying so
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I've enjoyed the time.
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I've enjoyed the time for sure. You know
what I'm saying? I get a chance to go
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to my kids' games, but I don't know yet.
So I don't know what team I hope to
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finish with. We didn't get shit.
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We didn't get shit. We didn't get
nothing.
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We got nothing. We got nothing on that.
He's a polished professional.
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He's doing his best. Yeah, he's doing
his best. You did play 21 seasons in the
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NBA. How has it changed in that time?
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Changed a lot.
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Changed a lot.
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Great answer, Chris.
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Changed a lot. Moving on.
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Listen, listen. When you say, how's it
changed?
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Like, what you mean? Like, how has what
changed?
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Well, you're a lot older than these
younger guys. Am I? Well, yeah. I mean,
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00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:57,540
these younger guys are coming in.
They're faster. They're stronger. They
458
00:23:57,540 --> 00:24:01,380
jump higher. Oh, man. You was wearing
Converse, right? You was wearing
459
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:04,540
You were there. I think that's when the
headbands just got.
460
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:05,900
Man, shut up.
461
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,800
Shut up. No, what's interesting, man.
462
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,740
Being able to play this long, it's been
really cool to see the game change,
463
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:18,160
right? When I came into the league, the
final scores was 80 to 70.
464
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:19,720
Well, that's one way it's changed.
465
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,859
That's right.
466
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,540
So that was the question.
467
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,800
So what's another way it's changed?
468
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,920
You tell us. Now the score is 130.
469
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,460
You know what I'm saying? The pace of
the game has changed.
470
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,440
But it's cool to be a part of the
process.
471
00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:37,640
Chris, as a guy that's known for a lot
of shit talk in the NBA, I'm curious on
472
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,419
your opinion.
473
00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:40,200
A guy that's known for what? Shit talk.
474
00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:42,200
You're known as a trash talker.
475
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,520
Am I?
476
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:48,070
That's what they say. I didn't say it.
Who was they, Kevin? Everybody. All the
477
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,070
guys said it.
478
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:52,250
Everybody that we had on the show has
said it. Everybody else. And we've been
479
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:56,250
shocked. We've never accepted it. We
say, welcome to the show. What did you
480
00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:57,250
think about Chris Paul?
481
00:24:57,950 --> 00:24:58,869
That's crazy.
482
00:24:58,870 --> 00:24:59,549
Shit talking.
483
00:24:59,550 --> 00:25:03,290
That's why I'm asking you, right, as of
now, you have the floor to give a
484
00:25:03,290 --> 00:25:07,250
rebuttal. Who do you think is the
biggest trash talker or the best trash
485
00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:12,150
I'd probably say throughout my whole
career, it was one person. It was KG.
486
00:25:12,370 --> 00:25:13,229
Kevin Garnett.
487
00:25:13,230 --> 00:25:16,990
First three times we played against each
other, we both got double checks.
488
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,189
Uh -huh.
489
00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:21,590
Long to rest in there with KG, though,
right? KG, listen, man. It's a little
490
00:25:21,590 --> 00:25:24,890
chaotic. The first time I ever played
against Kevin Garnett, and this is
491
00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:28,750
crazy because I always say if there's
one guy I wish I would have got a chance
492
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:32,450
to be their teammate or be my teammate
is, I'd say, Kevin Garnett. Right?
493
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:37,200
And I went up to KG. I don't even know
what you can say on this show or
494
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,700
whatever. Say what you want. Say what
you want. But look in that camera and
495
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,280
make sure you... Listen, listen.
496
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,960
You know how you, like, go out, like,
before the game and you, like, dap
497
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,960
up? Right?
498
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:49,400
Put your fist out to dap me up. KG said,
fuck you, Lenny.
499
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:51,960
Right?
500
00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:53,920
That's what he said.
501
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,700
That's what he said before the jump
ball.
502
00:25:56,080 --> 00:26:02,580
Perfect. So, for me, that dynamic,
knowing how competitive he was,
503
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:06,090
and I know how I am, I would have loved
to be his teammate.
504
00:26:06,290 --> 00:26:09,590
Well, crazy recognizes crazy. You gotta
have it. You gotta have it.
505
00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:11,950
Well, you know what?
506
00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:15,070
Kenan, I know you know this, but he
doesn't know this. There's actually a
507
00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:16,810
basketball hoop across the way, man.
508
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:19,170
I feel like, I don't know, I feel like
we should get some shots up.
509
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,880
Right? I feel like I'm here. My guy's
here.
510
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:26,220
We got snap. Let's do it. Let's get a
couple snaps up, right? Let's blow some
511
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:28,120
knees out. Let's do it.
512
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:33,140
No, no. Just a shot. Come on. Let's go.
Hyper -extended hamstring. Right here.
513
00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:34,180
Right here.
514
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:38,400
It's quick, man. I put this over here,
Chris, for moments like these.
515
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:39,620
Push. Push.
516
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,380
Playing basketball in my boots.
517
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,500
I'm dressed for this.
518
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:46,760
I'm dressed for this.
519
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,300
Right. Oh, right.
520
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,880
Oh, wow. Oh, man, look at this kid.
Yeah.
521
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:56,240
Okay, so here we are at the NBA on prime
stage.
522
00:26:56,660 --> 00:26:57,439
Holy cow.
523
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,260
All right, look, guys, the game is
simple. Now, we put a bunch of questions
524
00:27:01,260 --> 00:27:04,720
over the floor. It's really easy, okay?
If you make the shot, you can ask the
525
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,020
question. If who makes the shot? If you
make the shot. Whoever has the ball, you
526
00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:11,620
stand over a question card, you make it,
ask the question. Okay, so we all
527
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,020
shoot. First question in the game. All
right.
528
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,240
All right.
529
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:15,899
Okay, then.
530
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:18,820
Okay, then. You need to measure. I don't
need to. Hold on. I got the question.
531
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:22,300
Wait, I didn't make it. I know. That
means I asked you the question. Oh, man.
532
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,460
I miss, he gets to ask the question?
533
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,720
Yeah. Well, go ahead.
534
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,840
Favorite NBA on prime analyst.
535
00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:28,740
Go. I'm going to go with Candace.
536
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:30,400
Candace Parker? Yeah, Candace Parker.
537
00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:34,380
Okay. My shot. My shot, right? Your
shot. Your shot. My shot. Right here.
538
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:35,380
throw.
539
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:38,299
Get up, girl.
540
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,300
Oh, he rushed it.
541
00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:41,040
Oh, he rusty. Let me ask you this.
542
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,280
Oh, he rusty. Let's ask you this. Oh,
man.
543
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,180
What athlete gets the mustiest?
544
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
That's a good question.
545
00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:54,480
Who gets the mustiest? Draymond. What
did you say? Come on, man. Don't do all
546
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,439
that. What did you just say?
547
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,020
Don't do all that. I didn't say that.
548
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,000
You know what? My son's a high school
player. Whenever they get in the car
549
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,400
a game, that's when they the best. Yeah,
the kids.
550
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,520
So you say, y 'all ain't shit.
551
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,100
You got it right there?
552
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,500
I'll go from here.
553
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,140
Watch your head.
554
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,520
That was it. Yep, yep.
555
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,760
Oh, you got an answer?
556
00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:16,860
Yep, here you go. I got it. You don't
get to ask. I got the answer.
557
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,920
These are some crazy questions.
558
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,820
How much money did you make last year?
Oh, man.
559
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,120
Okay.
560
00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:26,900
Let's think about it. We got Jim Beam.
561
00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,840
We got good sports.
562
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,340
We got SNL. Yeah, keep going.
563
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:32,680
Next question. Moving on.
564
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,100
All right, man.
565
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,800
You guys know I'm a four -time celebrity
game MVP.
566
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,200
How many times?
567
00:28:38,490 --> 00:28:41,390
Four -time celebrity game MVP, okay?
Take me to Memphis.
568
00:28:41,770 --> 00:28:43,950
Take me to Memphis, King. Knock it down.
Knock it down.
569
00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:51,330
Headache. Oh, come on. Damn, that was
in. Come on, man. That was in. Is this
570
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,330
regulation?
571
00:28:52,490 --> 00:28:53,449
Is this?
572
00:28:53,450 --> 00:28:54,570
This shit ain't regulation.
573
00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:55,970
Oh, hell no.
574
00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:57,370
Go ahead, ask him.
575
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:58,470
That's for him.
576
00:28:58,910 --> 00:28:59,910
What is it?
577
00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:01,570
He got nervous.
578
00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:02,970
This boy got nervous.
579
00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:04,190
I can press the edit button.
580
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:05,750
What is it?
581
00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:10,440
Your favorite Kevin Hart special. Oh, my
God. Oh, man. I mean. All right. Well,
582
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:13,560
how much time do we have? You know what
I mean? Oh, shut up. No, no, no, man. I
583
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,079
got to go.
584
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,960
I got to think about this, because
acting my age is great. That's the one
585
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,960
out now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
586
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,880
But if you go, you can go let me
explain.
587
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,460
I think it's like, it may be. I think
you answered it. That's enough.
588
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,400
That's enough. We got it. We got it. We
got it.
589
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,060
Come on, kid.
590
00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:28,720
Yeah. Come on.
591
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,940
I'm going to plead the fifth.
592
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,630
All right, listen. Let's do some
hamstrings and some ankles. How about we
593
00:29:41,630 --> 00:29:44,770
this? Let's go. Let's do this. Let's do
a sudden death from the free throw line,
594
00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:47,730
Chris. Loser has to answer two questions
in a row, okay?
595
00:29:48,030 --> 00:29:48,869
Who's starting?
596
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:49,870
I'll start it.
597
00:29:51,070 --> 00:29:53,670
Okay, how many dribbles you going to
take? Can somebody take 10 -day
598
00:29:54,050 --> 00:29:55,350
How many dribbles you going to take?
599
00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:57,150
10 -day. 10 -day.
600
00:29:58,150 --> 00:30:00,030
He wanted that one. Let me get that 10
-day.
601
00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:02,930
He meant to make that one. Come on. Come
on.
602
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:04,109
Come on.
603
00:30:04,110 --> 00:30:05,630
Come on. Come on, Keenan. Yeah.
604
00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:07,470
Yeah. Yeah.
605
00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:10,040
Yeah. Do your thing, Kenan. Do your
thing.
606
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,700
It ain't even touching no rim either,
Kenan. No, it's not. It's flashing.
607
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,080
Oh, Kevin. So what do we do now? I got
to answer two questions. He got to
608
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,080
two. I got to answer two questions.
We're going to let you pick.
609
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:21,700
All right. I'm going to go here.
610
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,520
OK. Oh, where are you going? I'm going
to go here. Don't you look at it now.
611
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,300
right. Where are the other ones? Where
are the other ones?
612
00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:29,340
Kenan, not over there. Get that one. All
right. Get that one. Let's go. Let's
613
00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:31,640
go. Two questions. No matter what it is,
I'm answering it because I ain't no
614
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,720
bitch. Mm -hmm. Let's go. Yep. Let's go.
Go ahead, Kenan. Did Kanye West ever
615
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:36,880
tweet about you, and where was it?
616
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:45,560
I think the only thing that Kanye has
ever said about me was, man, good energy
617
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,220
gets good vibes.
618
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,920
Favorite WNBA player?
619
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,940
Favorite WNBA player?
620
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,780
How do you want me to choose just one?
621
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,960
Yeah. Great answer. Yeah. Okay. All
right. So active, young.
622
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:03,320
I think what Angel Reese is doing with
the game is strong.
623
00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:08,040
But then Kaitlyn Clark is like, she came
on like, there's a real big thing
624
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,560
there. And then, you know, you go Skylar
Diggins, who is still a dominant
625
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,780
player, right? But if you go older, Lisa
Leslie, like, you know, because she was
626
00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:21,580
a dominant force in the game and did a
lot of cool things, man. You know? I
627
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:25,280
mean, I could go Rossi. I could keep
going because I know. The thing is, at
628
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,760
end of the day, y 'all thought you would
stop me, but you weren't because I'm a
629
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,760
basketball fan.
630
00:31:29,150 --> 00:31:30,830
Shouts out to all of the WNBA.
631
00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:34,310
Keenan, take us home, please. Yeah, man.
Thank you all for watching. We will see
632
00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:36,870
you next Tuesday on Good Sports.
633
00:31:37,110 --> 00:31:38,110
Good night.
634
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,580
It was a pound. I was taking it.
635
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,900
Yeah, I didn't have no passion. I was
taking it. Does it still look good? You
636
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,480
said four times? Does it still look
good?
637
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,320
I thought the last one was going in.
Does the form still look good?
638
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,460
There you go. There it is.
639
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:13,680
There you go. There it is. It's back
now. By the way, Keenan, all these are
640
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,680
ones I'm going to put in the edit.
641
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:15,860
That's right.
642
00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:17,340
These are the edit.
643
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:19,660
All right, that's it. Did y 'all get the
two I made, though?
644
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,800
We'll use those. Loop those two.
645
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,140
That's what we'll do, okay?
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