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Hey, babe.
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Yeah, I'm getting ready to go meet Dan,
of course.
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Yeah, we got our Easter Sunday
tradition, you know, golf, a couple
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Yeah.
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You were going to come down to the club
and meet us after we got done with our
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round.
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We're going to have lunch down there.
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Yeah, they're going to charge us a fee
if we have to cancel.
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I'll have to call Dan. I'll have to call
the Corps.
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Yeah. I don't golf any time, but this is
our tradition. We do it every Easter.
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You know how hard it is to get a pecan
on Easter Sunday?
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Yeah. What time are you going to be
back?
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What do you mean you don't know?
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Just eat your food, finish the mimosas,
and come on back.
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Jesus Christ.
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So I got to sit here with City all day.
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Instead of going to the club, having
lunch with the family, I'm just going to
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sit here with her. Her and I are just
going to hang out.
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And do what exactly?
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This is stupid. Okay.
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Alright, yeah, I guess I'll take care of
it.
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Yeah.
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Love you too. Bye.
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Yeah, yeah, me and Bobby are going to
the course right now. It's Easter.
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What do you mean?
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Right now you're there.
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How many have you had?
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You've already had three mimosas.
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What am I supposed to do with that?
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No, we do this every single year.
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This is like a tradition at this point.
I don't know what you want me to do.
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So I'm just going to have to take care
of Katie all day today?
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This is ridiculous.
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This is ridiculous.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah. Yeah, no, I under... Yeah, yeah,
of course. Of course you're allowed to
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have fun. Yeah, you're allowed to have a
good time.
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I know, but it's just every year we do
this, and... Yeah, I know. I know you
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usually... Yeah.
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Uh -huh.
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No, it's fine.
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You know what? It's totally fine.
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I'll take care of Katie. It's fine.
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No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
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It's all good. No, absolutely.
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Don't worry about it. It's okay. It's
fine.
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It's fine. Okay, yeah, I love you too.
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I'll see you at home.
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Okay.
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I mean,
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I can try to, like... No, no, no, it's
fine, it's fine, it's fine. It's no big
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deal. They said Easter, and they had...
She said she already had three months.
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Like, she couldn't even drive.
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Yeah, yeah, no.
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Susie was... I could trust her stamina
to go all out.
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Yeah.
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What am I even going to do?
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The golfer mom, we can watch golf, you
know, hang out. Yeah.
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Yeah, we're going to sell a few beers,
why not?
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Maybe we can, like, distract them by
hanging.
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Real Easter stuff?
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Yeah.
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Enthusiasts, it's funny, they go get,
like, a bunch of Easter stuff.
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Yeah, yeah, it's really decorated in
here now.
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I mean, we could hide them. I mean,
yeah, you've got the eggs and you've got
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decorations. I mean, maybe we could
walk, you know, walk a couple of miles.
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Yeah. I think that makes them up then.
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I mean, I can't think of anything else.
I know.
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I'm just frustrated with that.
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It's a beautiful day. Yeah, it's
perfect.
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What are you going to do?
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You know what I'm going to do? I'm going
to see if we can just get this going.
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Hey, girl.
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Hi. So, sorry.
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Your mom wanted you to drink instead
of...
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We have a weird idea, though.
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Would you guys be interested in Easter
egg hunting? You think that would be
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Sure. Yeah, that'd be fun.
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Okay.
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You guys go in the room, hide while we
hide the eggs, okay?
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All right.
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All right.
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We'll do those.
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We've got a couple more over here.
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Yeah, I think we're all set.
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All right.
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We were the wrong one here. We've had a
little bit of those of our own.
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Yeah,
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those are quick.
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All right.
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Katie, what's in here?
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All right, you guys ready?
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No.
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All right, have fun.
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We're going to watch the golf
tournament.
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Get you a beer.
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Yeah, of course.
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Take your time, girl.
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Now they're drunk texting.
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Nice.
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Well, at least they're having fun, I
guess.
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I guess.
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I know.
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Next year, I'm not even going to
question it. Next year, we just go.
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Next year, I'm booking a room at the
resort as well.
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Yeah, this is boring.
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Let's just go back to the room.
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I believe that's all our stepdads have
planned for us. I know, right? It's so
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boring. Very boring.
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So, you want to just pass the time doing
what we always do?
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Yeah, we could do that. Yeah? Like last
time? Yes. It'll be way better than all
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this kid shit.
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Our stepdads are so boring. It's so
boring.
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It's my favorite part of us hanging out.
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It's so fun.
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These little bunny tails are so cute.
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Ahhhh!
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Yeah.
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Just like that.
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I felt so fucking good.
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I can hear that you're drinking, yeah.
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I can tell. Who's that?
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Who's with you guys?
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You need friends.
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That doesn't sound like the girls.
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You guys, huh? With guy friends?
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Yeah, haha.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh,
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you said to go have some fun?
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With some guys that you just met.
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Sounds like a great Easter Sunday.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, Dan and I are here with the girls.
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Yeah, no, that sounds like an amazing
idea. You go and have your day.
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Yeah.
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No, of course, I'm not mad.
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Can't get mad, right?
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No.
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No, we're just going to be here.
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Whatever.
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I have friends over there, too, by the
way, just so you know.
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Yeah.
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I'm sure I'll be getting texts and
pictures pretty soon.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah. All right, well, enjoy. We're
going to get back to the doctor.
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All right.
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Yeah. Bye.
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I think she called you.
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My wife didn't even text me. I can hear
your wife in the background, cackling
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like idiots.
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Of course. Thinking they're so,
whatever.
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Honestly, I don't even give a shit.
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I can care less, whatever.
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It's fine, whatever.
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I don't even care.
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What are
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you guys
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doing? We're just playing with...
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We set up a nice family Easter egg thing
and you guys are in here naked?
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Oh, come on. That was lame. This is a
lot more fun. Sorry, I won't lie to you.
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You're not going to find any Easter eggs
in there. That's all I'm saying.
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How do you know?
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Don't say anything.
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Keep it to yourselves.
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We'll do our thing. You guys go do your
thing.
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What do you mean don't say anything?
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That's your daughter.
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They don't need to find out.
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They're not here. They're drunk. They'll
forget.
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We're definitely not going to forget
this.
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Well, they don't need to know. Yeah,
keep it to yourself.
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So the Easter egg hunt was lame? You
guys didn't care for that?
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Yeah. We put a lot of thought into that.
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We're eggs everywhere, obviously.
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Well, it was kind of boring.
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Way too easy.
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Do you want to play the other game?
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I mean, they're having their fun.
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Right?
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I think it's just there.
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Do you guys want to play another game?
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Only if it's good.
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We have a good game. What is it?
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It's out here.
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What is it called?
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Out by the table. Come out.
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Okay.
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What game were you guys playing?
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I guess we weren't really playing a
game.
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It looked like a game. You were
laughing.
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Keep going. Yeah.
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So what was the game?
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We have
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a game that we're going to play.
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Okay? Okay.
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Okay. You can take your glasses off for
a second.
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Oh, am I listening to? Yeah. No.
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The instructions go on.
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Okay. Okay.
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So cover your eyes.
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All right.
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Lean forward a little bit.
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All right.
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And all right. We're going to stand
right behind you.
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And we're going to play guess which
stepdad dick is in your mouth.
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A what?
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How am I supposed to know?
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I don't know.
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Do you know?
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Your stepdad.
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My stepdad? Yeah.
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I would only assume it's your stepdad
too.
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Did we win?
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Do you get the answer or what?
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Yes. Who do you think? I still say your
stepdad. Your stepdad. Yeah. Okay,
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ready? Open your eyes. One, two, three.
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Dad. Dad?
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Why would you?
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The game is called Who's Your Daddy?
Who's Your Daddy?
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And you lost.
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Okay. I guess so.
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I guess.
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So what happens now that I lost?
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Now you gotta take off your dress.
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What? Yeah.
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That's the rule of the game.
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You guys wanna play games? Yeah, you
gotta play games out here too. This or
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another Easter egg hunt?
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Boring. It was really boring.
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Now what?
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Now I'm gonna have you stand up and bend
over right over here.
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This is what we're gonna do. Can we,
like, switch?
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Yeah, this is a little weird. A little
bit.
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Come on, I'll find you.
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Just like that.
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Good luck.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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Dun dun dun!
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I kind of get where you're going with
it. Yeah.
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What if we painted your guys' glasses?
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Oh, yeah.
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Or like Easter glazing on them? Yeah, a
little Easter glaze. That could work.
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Yeah?
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What if we painted your glasses?
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Okay.
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I'm gonna play with the balls with one
hand.
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Where should we hide you at, huh?
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We should hide you behind the couch and
let your mom find you like that, huh?
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What a good Easter, Daddy.
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You painted me very well.
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You're supposed to be better than golf.
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Uh -huh.
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No tradition.
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Maybe.
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That would be my favorite part.
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That comfort.
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Can you paint both of our glasses?
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Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Comfort.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Want to taste it? Want the cookie?
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Mmm, yum.
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Mmm, what a delicious crumb cookie.
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Mmm.
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So good.
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Mmm, so sweet.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Happy Easter.
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Happy Easter.
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