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Well, how are you this morning?
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Well, my baby boy's
still engaged.
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My hot flashes are back,
so I feel like
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I'm standing in
a pool of burning lava.
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They don't make a pill
for menopause,
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so I took a Flintstone vitamin.
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And when you take a pill
shaped like Barney Rubble,
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it's pretty obvious the
freaking thing ain't gonna work!
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Great. Anyway,
about the engagement
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I've got Eric and Donna
on the ropes.
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I dared them to get
married next week.
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They were shaking like France.
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Well, I know you like scaring
children, but what's the point?
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Well, the point is if we
let them do what they want
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they'll realize
they don't wanna do it.
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I mean, hell,
nobody wants to be married.
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Except me to you.
I'd do that all over again.
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Oh, is Steven here?
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He saw me on the couch
with Michael,
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but there was nothing going on.
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God, what do I do if he
doesn't believe me, Mr. Forman?
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When in the hell did
this start? I don't know.
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The kids all used to run from
me. That's the way I liked it.
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Well, next fall,
you'll get your wish.
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Eric will be in college, and then
the whole house will be empty.
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That's right.
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We're only one goodbye
away from heaven.
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Mommy, Daddy, I'm home!
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We gotta start
locking that door.
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No way!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Donna. Hey.
Hi.
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Okay. If you had bad news
that could hurt someone
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that you cared about,
what would you do?
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Kelso, just leave the poor
girl an anonymous note
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and tell her she needs
a shot of penicillin.
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Donna. Okay.
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Someone I know cheated
on someone else I know.
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Did Eric cheat on me?
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I will snap that
little monkey like a twig!
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What? No! Donna.
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God, Eric didn't cheat on you.
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Hyde cheated on Jackie.
What? Oh, my God!
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Yeah!
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And he doesn't know it,
but I saw him
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kissing this lady in the hotel.
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Oh, my God.
That is horrible.
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I wanna do
the right thing, right?
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So I'm thinking that
I'll just tell Jackie.
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And then she'll feel really bad
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and I'll console her and presto!
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We'll be making out topless.
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No, Kelso.
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The thing to do is to
tell Hyde that you know
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and then give him
a chance to tell Jackie.
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I knew you'd say that.
You know, just once
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I want the right thing
and the topless thing
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to be the same thing.
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Well, if it isn't the lovebirds.
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So, lovebirds, how are the big
wedding plans coming along?
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Well, I've decided
to be the groom
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and, uh, Donna's
gonna go with bride.
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Well, your mom and I
have made some plans, too.
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We figure since we're already
giving you a graduation party,
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why not make it
a wedding party, too?
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Wait, graduation?
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That's in a week,
which is like...
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Seven days. I know
how long a week is.
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I know you know.
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Well, what's the matter?
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You two lovebirds still
wanna get married, don't you?
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I mean, heck, it'd be a real
shame if you chickened out.
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Then you'd be
a couple of love chickens.
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No. No,
we wanna get married.
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Right, Donna?
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Of course.
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I do.
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Well, then it's settled.
We're having a wedding.
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Oh, Donna, you can wear
my wedding dress.
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It's off-white,
so nobody will whisper.
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Okay. What is going on
with them anyway?
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Eric, if you need any help
dealing with Mom and Dad,
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I'm here for you.
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Yeah. No, thanks.
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Last time I trusted you,
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I wound up in the dryer with
a pillowcase full of bees, so...
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I know, and I am so sorry.
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I have been cruel to you, Eric.
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You too, Donna,
but it wasn't as obvious
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because I mostly said stuff
behind your back.
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Right back at you.
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I'm not just home for a visit.
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I am here to correct the mistakes
that I have made in the past.
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Okay, but I'm sure whatever
bastard children you've had
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have been adopted by now.
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Thank you.
Good luck to you.
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Hey, Fez.
I'm here to get my license.
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Oh, hello, Mitch.
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I'm here to tell you
that you will get nothing!
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Okay, I know we had
our problems in wood shop,
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but for the hundredth time,
I'm sorry I sat on your spice rack.
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You're sorry?
You should see my kitchen.
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There's spices everywhere.
It's anarchy.
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Dude, you're getting
hysterical like a woman.
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Well, if you mean that
I am artistic and sensitive
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and cry every time that I watch Love
Story, then, yes, I am like a woman.
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Now begone!
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You know, I could
make it worth your while
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if you would just
give me the license.
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I'm the editor of the school paper.
Can you imagine this headline?
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"Foreign Kid Actually Cool."
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'Course, I'd have to retract it the
next day, because... Well, come on.
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Here's a headline for you,
"Short Kid Takes Long Walk."
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Well, hello, Hyde.
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I saw something very interesting
in the hotel this morning.
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Oh, the guy in the dress?
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That's Frank.
Comes in twice a month.
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Gets really pissed if you
don't call him Lady Laguna.
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No.
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I saw you kissing a girl
that wasn't Jackie.
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Oh, that.
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Ah, so you admit it.
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Sure.
Don't try to deny it.
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I won't.
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You're not gonna wiggle
your way outta this one!
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I'm not trying to.
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Look, I cheated on Jackie 'cause
she cheated on me with you.
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Which reminds me,
I ought to kick your ass.
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Well, Hyde, we weren't doing
anything. I already told you.
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Jackie was comforting me,
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'cause I was upset, 'cause
Fez had a sex dream about me.
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Would you shut up
about that lame-ass story?
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Well, it's the truth, and I'll
prove it. Let's go ask Fez.
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Fine. You drive.
My van's in the shop.
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Fine. I need gas though.
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Fine. Can I borrow
money for fries?
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No.
Fine. Shotgun.
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There's only two of us,
you moron.
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Fine!
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You know what I think, Donna?
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I think this whole
"get married in a week" stuff
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is just Red trying to get us
to call the whole thing off.
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Yeah. But you know what?
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That ain't happening, missy.
You know what we're gonna do?
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We're gonna teach Red a lesson
and get married out of spite.
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Yeah, screw you, Red!
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Wow.
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It's every little girl's dream
to get married out of spite.
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You know what?
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I think maybe you're
not ready to get married.
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And if you're not, you
better tell me right now.
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Donna, I'm not ready.
Oh, thank God. Me neither.
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What?
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I thought you were ready.
I thought you were.
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I'm not.
Me neither.
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Oh, my God, you
are so hot. You are!
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Wow, nothing hits the spot
after an hour and a half of passion
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like chili cheese fries.
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Oh, hello, Mitch.
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Had a nice walk over here?
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Get used to it because
you'll never get a license.
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Do you understand me?
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No, but nobody understands you.
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You talk like Mushmouth
from Fat Albert.
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You just dug your
own grave, fella.
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What? "I flug
my own rave, bella"?
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Was that what you said,
Mushmouth?
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All right, Fez.
I need you to tell Hyde
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about the dream
you had about me.
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What?
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I didn't have any dream.
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We have a visitor.
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Fez, this is
really important, okay?
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So start talking, or so help me,
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I'll give you the worst
purple nurple you've ever had.
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Okay. In my dream,
Kelso was dressed as a nurse,
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and he was giving me
a sponge bath.
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And?
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I was nude.
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See? I was really
freaked out
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and Jackie and me
were just talking, that's all.
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So I just cheated on
Jackie for nothing?
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It's what I've been
telling you, man.
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Oh, Steven, look, okay?
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Whatever you think happened
between me and Michael,
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did not happen, okay?
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So, everything's fine.
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Actually, we need to talk.
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You know, I really hate to run,
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but I gotta go tell
the whole school about
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you and Nurse Ding-a-ling's
sponge bath.
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So, I gotta go.
You wouldn't.
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Move your lips, Mushmouth!
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So, I was in the den, and
Michael came over all upset.
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Jackie. And, Steven,
I asked him to leave.
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And that's when
you saw us. Jackie.
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But I swear, nothing
happened. Jackie!
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Stop talking.
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Look, I know all this now, okay?
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But before I knew, I
was at the hotel last night.
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And I was really mad.
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There was this nurse.
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And...
And what?
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And I'm really sorry, okay?
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I promise it'll never
happen again.
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You know, that's exactly
what Michael used to say.
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Come on, Jackie.
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No. You know what,
Steven? I'm sorry.
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It's over.
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Huh.
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I finally get country music.
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Donna, look,
it's my old wedding dress.
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Oh, and you can wear it
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as a bib.
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Hey, and for the reception,
I got the guys
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back together from
my high school band,
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the Pinciotti Polka Explosion.
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Won't be long now until you
two lovebirds are married forever.
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No escape.
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Until one of you is dead.
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So, you guys, I've been trying
to think of ways to help you.
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Okay. Where's Laurie?
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Yeah, what happened to you?
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You guys, living in Chicago
opened my eyes.
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I had no job, no friends.
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I did sleep with
one of the White Sox,
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but then it turned out to be just
this frat guy wearing a White Sox hat.
254
00:13:37,793 --> 00:13:41,254
Basically, I hit rock bottom.
255
00:13:41,296 --> 00:13:44,883
Really. God, I was so
sure you'd be a senator.
256
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,636
Eric, love is hard to find.
257
00:13:47,678 --> 00:13:49,763
And I've realized
I've been taking
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00:13:49,805 --> 00:13:51,932
the people who
love me for granted.
259
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Especially you.
260
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,769
Oh, that's not true.
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I don't love you.
262
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Yes, you do.
263
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:04,028
And if you two love each other,
264
00:14:04,069 --> 00:14:05,654
but Red is making you miserable
265
00:14:05,696 --> 00:14:07,781
then there's only one answer.
266
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Get out. Leave town.
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00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,245
Because love is precious.
268
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,334
Well, it sounds good
269
00:14:19,376 --> 00:14:21,813
but I can't help but remember
the feeling of being stung by bees
270
00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:24,214
as I tumbled around and around.
271
00:14:27,342 --> 00:14:31,013
Wait. Is that a tear?
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00:14:31,055 --> 00:14:34,058
Oh, my God, Eric.
I think she's being sincere.
273
00:14:37,895 --> 00:14:40,438
Oh, my God, it's real.
274
00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:44,693
I have a sister.
275
00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:54,369
Hey, look who I found.
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00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,042
At first I just thought
he was a leprechaun.
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00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:08,299
Fez, I came over here because
I wanna end this feud, okay?
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00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,510
Right here, right now.
279
00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:13,388
And if you're not on board,
I could spread your crazy
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naked, homoerotic dream
all over school, but...
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Macho as I am
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who would believe you?
283
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,275
Okay, Fez.
284
00:15:26,944 --> 00:15:29,320
Uh, can I just say as the nurse
285
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,074
that was sponging you
in your dream
286
00:15:32,116 --> 00:15:34,325
that I'm with Mitch here
on the whole
287
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,287
"not spreading it
around the school" thing.
288
00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:39,915
See, your lady friend
here understands.
289
00:15:43,794 --> 00:15:45,170
Truce?
290
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,296
Well...
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I guess.
292
00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:53,178
Truce. Good. Here.
Peace offering. Moron!
293
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,274
Oh, this is
tomorrow's school paper.
294
00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:06,942
Oh, my God, on the front page
295
00:16:06,984 --> 00:16:10,154
there's a picture of me
kissing Kelso by the lake.
296
00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:15,826
Fez, why are you kissing
Kelso by the lake?
297
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,327
We caught a fish!
298
00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:22,624
I was excited!
299
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:26,377
I kissed the fish too, but, of
course, they don't show you that.
300
00:16:29,131 --> 00:16:32,009
Jackie. Jackie.
It's Hyde.
301
00:16:33,384 --> 00:16:34,552
No.
Yes.
302
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,804
No.
Yes.
303
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,807
Fine.
304
00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:45,563
Can I say something?
305
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,942
I think this whole thing
was a misunderstanding.
306
00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:51,611
Hyde didn't know
what was going on.
307
00:16:51,653 --> 00:16:54,031
I know, okay?
But after Michael
308
00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:55,991
I promised myself
that I would never be
309
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:58,243
with another boy
who cheated on me.
310
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:03,040
But Hyde's so good for you.
Since you started dating him
311
00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:06,417
you've completely stopped
quoting Nancy Drew.
312
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,171
And the worst part is
I still love him.
313
00:17:09,713 --> 00:17:11,006
I know.
314
00:17:16,053 --> 00:17:18,513
You know, normally, I
wouldn't cry on your sweater
315
00:17:18,555 --> 00:17:21,308
because, you know,
it ruins the fabric.
316
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:24,561
But, God, this one's just
so cheap, it won't matter.
317
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,152
What?
Nothing.
318
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:37,032
Just, you know,
Jackie's single now.
319
00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:39,201
Yeah, so?
320
00:17:39,243 --> 00:17:42,620
So, when you were going
out with her, I backed off.
321
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,164
You backed off?
322
00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:45,874
You constantly hit on her.
323
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:49,544
You bought her presents all the
time. You shot me with a BB gun.
324
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,756
Yeah, that's me backing off.
325
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,052
Look, Hyde,
326
00:17:57,094 --> 00:18:01,472
I know you thought I only
wanted her because you had her.
327
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,559
See, the thing is
now you don't have her
328
00:18:06,061 --> 00:18:08,688
and I still want her.
329
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:14,194
So, as your friend, I'm just letting
you know that I'm going after her.
330
00:18:14,236 --> 00:18:17,447
And also, I'll be making
out with her in front of you.
331
00:18:18,949 --> 00:18:20,450
Just to rub it in.
332
00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,620
So be ready for that.
333
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,334
Whatever.
334
00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,879
Yep, that's what
I'm counting on.
335
00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:35,858
While I'm out there
getting Jackie back,
336
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:39,010
you're gonna sit around
here saying, "Whatever."
337
00:18:43,974 --> 00:18:46,810
Are you listening
to country music, man?
338
00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:48,228
Whatever.
339
00:18:50,814 --> 00:18:54,901
Look, Mom, Dad, Donna and I
have something we wanna say.
340
00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:58,113
Um, it turns out we're
not ready to get married.
341
00:18:58,738 --> 00:18:59,738
No!
342
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,662
And I was really rooting
for you two crazy kids.
343
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:11,584
Look, we know you've been
pressuring us into marriage,
344
00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:14,421
so we'd admit you were
right and live on your terms.
345
00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:16,965
But that's just
not gonna happen.
346
00:19:17,007 --> 00:19:21,178
So, we've decided to move
away as soon as we graduate.
347
00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:24,473
Move away?
348
00:19:24,514 --> 00:19:26,975
No, no, no, you can't
move away yet.
349
00:19:28,977 --> 00:19:33,731
No, we were gonna use this
summer to become best friends.
350
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,276
Look, we'll be going to
college in the fall anyway.
351
00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:38,463
Instead of fighting with you
guys for the next three months,
352
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:40,780
we're just gonna get
our own place in Madison.
353
00:19:40,822 --> 00:19:43,741
Yeah, good luck trying
to control us in Madison.
354
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:53,335
Hey, Donna, remember we agreed
not to do that. Remember? Okay.
355
00:19:54,711 --> 00:19:57,422
Anyway, we're gonna have
our own apartment.
356
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,884
And, honestly, I just think
we'll all be a lot happier.
357
00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:02,844
Madison has two movie theaters.
358
00:20:02,886 --> 00:20:04,554
Okay, Donna, come on.
359
00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:10,018
Oh, great plan, Red.
360
00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:12,687
Now my baby's leaving.
361
00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,565
I'm still here, Mommy.
362
00:20:17,401 --> 00:20:19,528
Yeah, well, that's nice.
363
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,991
Hey.
364
00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:35,585
The thing is I'm really sorry.
365
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:36,836
Yeah, you said that already.
366
00:20:38,588 --> 00:20:41,550
Come on, Jackie.
I made a mistake, okay?
367
00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:44,469
It was a stupid one-time thing.
368
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,013
You know what, Steven?
I have heard it all before.
369
00:20:47,055 --> 00:20:49,807
From you, from Michael.
370
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,436
God, just do me a favor
and leave me alone.
371
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,604
Whatever.
372
00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:01,652
Jackie.
373
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,823
I love you.
374
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,415
Yeah, well, I don't love you.
375
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:25,343
Here's your car license,
motorcycle license,
376
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,263
boat license, license
to operate a forklift,
377
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:34,894
a cut-the-line pass
and a free DMV pen.
378
00:21:34,936 --> 00:21:38,273
If you turn it over,
the little car parallel parks.
379
00:21:38,315 --> 00:21:40,358
Oh. And here's the negatives
of you and Kelso
380
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,901
grabbing each other's asses.
381
00:21:41,943 --> 00:21:44,028
Hey, we were happy
because we caught a fish.
382
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,965
If they do it in football,
why can't we do it in fishing?
383
00:21:45,989 --> 00:21:47,824
"Blue bit bushball
in bishing"? What?
384
00:21:47,865 --> 00:21:50,327
Where you from, man?
385
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,351
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