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Ah, the annual nurses'
convention.
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You know, according
to my bathroom reading,
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all nurses are actually horny
for high school boys.
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Why do you think those
hospital gowns have no backs?
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So the nurses
can check out your ass.
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Look at this sexy stampede!
It's like Wild Kingdom.
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I will stalk their
sexy herd like a lion.
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I cannot run as fast,
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but let's see a lion
put on this much cologne.
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All of my colleagues
gathered together
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to talk about health
and medicine...
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And to drink until their
livers turn into cocktail onions.
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Red, it is not that bad.
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What about last year, when you and
your buddies took the bellboy's pants?
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Well, they were all wet.
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Because you threw him
in the pool!
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Oh, hey, Roy.
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Hi, guys. Oh, stay away
from this batch of egg rolls.
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They were on the floor.
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Oh, you dropped them?
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No, I was lying down.
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You know, if I were God, this
is what heaven would be like,
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pretty girls in white,
and free egg rolls.
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Fez, I thought you said
heaven would be
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French maids with licorice
hair and gumdrop nipples.
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Oh, no, that's my 30th birthday.
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Hi, there.
So do you work here?
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Yeah. I'm stuck here
all night.
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That's good,
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'cause I'll probably be doing some things
I'll regret later, if you're interested.
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Thanks for the offer,
but, uh, I have a girlfriend.
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What a coincidence.
I have a room.
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You know,
I don't have a girlfriend,
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but I have, uh, written
several love letters
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to Barbara Walters, so, uh...
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Roy, you're going
after the wrong ones, man.
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You gotta think like a lion
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and pick off the weakest
member of the herd.
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Look, like that one, with the
braces and the desperate eyes.
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Oh, she's not making it
past sundown.
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Aw, look at him,
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all tuckered out
from a day of chasing nurses.
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Yeah. It's like
a gigantic, horny baby.
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I bet he's having sweet dreams.
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Welcome to the clinic
for sexy foreigners.
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Tell me where it hurts, baby.
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Oh, I have a bad case
of horniness for nurses.
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What you need
is a sexy sponge bath.
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I like the way you operate.
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How's that?
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It's not bad.
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But I sure am.
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Yes, you are, naughty nurse.
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Maybe you need
a little spanking.
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Maybe I do.
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Now, why don't you
turn your head and cough?
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Oh, what's the problem, buddy?
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What's the problem, buddy?
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♪ Hangin' out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So, anyways, Eric,
me and Joanne feel real bad
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since Red fired you.
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So we decided to get you a job
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on account of we're pretty sure
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you're not gonna be
successful on your own.
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Isn't that great?
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See, now you can save up for
school, and we can get married.
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Wow. I had heard
crazy rumors
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that sometimes parents
help children,
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but I just always thought it was
some kind of beautiful fairy tale.
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A position opened up
at my company,
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and it's yours if you want it.
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Oh, my God. I'll take it.
This is great!
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Yep. She's as generous in
real life as she is in the sack.
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Ugh!
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Wow, that's
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wildly inappropriate.
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So, Joanne, about my
new job...
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I don't even know
where you work.
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The dog food factory.
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The...
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The dog food factory.
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I didn't see that comin'.
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Hey.
Hey.
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How was your day?
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Ugh, it was brutal.
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How can nurses
wolf down mini pizzas
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right after watching
a film strip on butt rashes?
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Yeah. No, I know.
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Michael and I were
hanging at the hub,
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and he told me it's been tough.
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No, no, no. You don't need to
be hanging out with Kelso alone.
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Why not?
Because I don't trust him.
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Yeah, but don't you trust me?
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No!
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Haven't you been
paying attention?
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I don't trust anything.
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I don't trust the government.
I don't trust the newspapers.
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I'm not even sure that what
time we think it is right now
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is really what time it is.
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But most of all, I don't trust
you and Kelso alone together.
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All right. You know
what? I guess I deserve that.
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So I promise I won't be
alone with Michael anymore.
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However, I do think you're
making a big deal out of nothing.
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That's what you said after you
yelled, "Get off my boyfriend,"
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when you saw Kelso
kissing Annette.
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Okay, what do I have to do to
get you to stop bringing that up?
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I'm not doing that.
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Then I'm gonna keep
bringing it up.
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All right.
Let's play some ball.
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Why would you
slap me on the butt?
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Is there something about me
that would make you think
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that I, a boy, would
like you, another boy,
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to put his hand on my butt?
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Uh... No?
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Then keep your hands
to yourself, butt-slapper.
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Okay. Let's just
play some ball. Yeah.
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All right. Uh, me
and Fez are shirts,
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you and Donna be skins?
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Once again, Kelso, you're not
gonna fool me into being skins.
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Loosen up, Big D.
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Fine.
We'll be skins.
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Oh, look at Mr. Handsome
taking his shirt off.
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As if that was something that I would
dream about.
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Okay, what is your problem, man?
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It's just...
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Okay.
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Um...
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Has anyone ever had a dream
where you were with a girl?
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Oh, hell, yeah, Miss October.
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Hey!
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And... And you know
what I said to her? I said,
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"Get the hell out of my dream,
Miss October. I'm Donna's man."
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Now, has any of you
ever had a dream
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where you were with
the opposite of a girl?
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Like, two girls? Sure.
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See, I had a dream.
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And it was erotic.
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And it was about Kelso.
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What?
Wow!
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Wow!
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That is awesome!
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Fez, you gotta tell us
about this dream.
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No, you don't gotta!
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Look at him!
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He's undressing me
with his eyes right now!
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You undressed yourself,
you son of a bitch!
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Fez,
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tell us what happened.
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And... And don't be afraid
to use colorful words
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like "sweaty,"
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or "fondle," or
"forbidden." Go ahead.
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Well,
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Kelso was a nurse.
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And there was sponging.
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Oh!
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But, hey,
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maybe... Maybe
the dream continued,
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and we went to find some girls.
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Well, did it continue?
No.
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What could this mean?
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Well, isn't it obvious?
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It means that I'm gay!
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Why is the dog on the counter?
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He likes to be tall.
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Where are you off to, honey?
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Oh, I'm off to a little thing
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I like to call, "my new job".
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That's right. Despite
both your best efforts
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to keep me and Donna
from getting married,
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I can now afford to, because I got
a new job at the dog food factory.
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Dog food?
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Well, you finally made it, son!
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Hey, I'll have you know
I am the Coupon Liaison.
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Do you even know what
you're getting yourself into?
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When I pass that factory
on my way home from fishing,
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I hold a dead fish up to my face
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so I don't have to smell it.
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Seriously, honey, dog food?
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That is the worst part
of the cow.
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You won't last the day.
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I will last the day.
And you know what?
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Donna and I are getting married.
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And, I'm sorry, but just
because of your attitude,
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no one here will be getting the employee
family discount on Pupper Supper.
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Thank you very much.
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Jackie!
I need to talk to you.
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No. No, no,
you have to go.
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I cannot hang out with
you anymore, I promised.
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Jackie, I need to talk to you.
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Something happened that
could tear apart the group.
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I don't care, okay?
You have to go right now.
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Jackie, Fez had
a sex dream about me.
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You poor baby!
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What if he's in love with me?
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I don't know that I can
return those feelings.
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Well, of course you can't.
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I mean, sure, he's super cool,
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and he's good looking,
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and we have a ton in common.
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But I can't... I know.
I know, baby. I know.
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I just wonder what I did
to make this happen.
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I mean, should I have tried
to be less desirable?
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Michael, the beautiful
cannot be held responsible
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for the havoc our looks create.
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That's true.
Aw. Come here.
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No one understands me
like you do, Jackie.
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I told Jackie I don't want
her hanging out with Kelso.
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I walk in, they're
playing couch twister.
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I don't know if something
just happened,
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or if something was about to
happen, but you know what?
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I don't care anymore.
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Have you talked to her?
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No. Come on, man.
I'm done talkin'.
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I'm just glad I saw them.
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Now I can be the bigger person
and bail before she does.
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Yeah. That's what I should've
done with Lauren.
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And Susan.
And Janice.
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Ah, who am I kidding? I'm
just making these names up.
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Hey, Roy. I just need
to grab my check.
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Hey, Kelso, what the hell
were you doing with my girlfriend
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on Donna's couch?
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Oh, that wasn't me.
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I saw you!
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Oh. Uh...
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Uh, well...
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Okay, look,
it wasn't what you think.
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Um...
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It was totally different.
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See, Fez had this
sex dream about me,
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and I was, like, a nurse in it,
257
00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:06,678
and I was totally freakin' out.
258
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,847
And Jackie was
just comforting me...
259
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,515
I mean, 'cause, you know...
260
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,141
Fez had
a sex dream about me.
261
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:16,730
So your story is
that you were with Jackie
262
00:13:16,772 --> 00:13:19,650
because Fez had a boy-on-boy
dream about you?
263
00:13:21,944 --> 00:13:23,904
It's crazy, huh?
264
00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:26,657
Kelso,
265
00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:28,241
that is the worst lie
you've told
266
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:30,368
since you claimed to be
the prince of South Carolina.
267
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,582
No, I'm not lying
about Fez's dream!
268
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,752
I was sponging him!
269
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,882
It's the truth!
270
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,217
Hey, I believe people
have dreams about you, man.
271
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:49,138
I mean, put a blond wig
on you, you're Goldie Hawn.
272
00:13:58,187 --> 00:13:59,188
I know that.
273
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,237
Oh! Mr. Red,
I need some advice.
274
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,197
I had an erotic dream
about Kelso.
275
00:14:15,497 --> 00:14:19,084
Well, Joanne, thank you
for the factory tour.
276
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:23,338
So, um, where is
the Coupon Liaison office?
277
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,380
You're standing in it.
278
00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:27,801
Well, it's big.
279
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:32,890
And look, you have a window.
280
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:36,226
Maybe someday you can
climb up there and look out.
281
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:42,607
Joanne, what exactly
is the Coupon Liaison?
282
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,244
Oh. Oh, look, girls,
here's the boys.
283
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,206
Hands off, though.
They're minors.
284
00:15:00,751 --> 00:15:01,919
Mrs. Kitty,
285
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,214
we need your medical expertise.
286
00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:07,632
Honey, if you've got VD,
I'm not looking at it.
287
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:09,760
No!
288
00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:14,056
Fez had a dream, and
289
00:15:14,098 --> 00:15:16,266
I was
doing stuff to him in it.
290
00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:21,271
And I don't
want to do it again.
291
00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:22,898
I'm scared to let him
go to sleep!
292
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:26,401
See, Kelso was a nurse
293
00:15:26,443 --> 00:15:27,861
and I had no shirt,
294
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:30,655
and he had a sponge...
295
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,324
A soft one.
296
00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:36,954
Okay, boys,
297
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,999
dreams are just compilations
298
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,918
of what you experience
during the day.
299
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,211
What did you do yesterday?
300
00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:46,296
Um, Kelso and I
looked at nurses.
301
00:15:46,755 --> 00:15:48,215
Um...
302
00:15:48,257 --> 00:15:51,301
Oh, and I ate 39 spicy egg
rolls that were on the floor.
303
00:15:54,972 --> 00:15:57,266
Well, spicy foods, there you go.
304
00:15:57,307 --> 00:15:59,476
You know, one time,
305
00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:02,229
I ate stuffed peppers
before I went to bed,
306
00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:05,315
and I dreamt that I ended a war
307
00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:09,069
by giving the Prime Minister
a belly dance.
308
00:16:09,111 --> 00:16:11,196
So my dream
didn't mean anything.
309
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,530
Oh, thank God.
310
00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:17,244
I mean, I love you, Fez,
just not in that way.
311
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:20,080
And my appreciation for
your beauty is purely aesthetic.
312
00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:25,169
You know what, Fez?
313
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,087
Maybe right now
is not a great time
314
00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:28,839
for you to be
complimenting my ass.
315
00:16:34,803 --> 00:16:36,888
Well, if it isn't
the conquering hero,
316
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,557
home from a big day of dog food.
317
00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:44,604
Hey, I had a great day, okay?
318
00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:46,373
And by the way, I'm nowhere
near the actual food.
319
00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:49,484
I'm off with, like,
the executives.
320
00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:52,445
Really?
321
00:16:53,864 --> 00:16:57,326
Well, Schotzie sure does
love the smell of executives.
322
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,620
Okay, look.
323
00:17:00,662 --> 00:17:04,415
Okay, maybe Eric
is working with dog food.
324
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,752
But he's not complaining
and he's not quitting,
325
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,963
and we're gonna get married
no matter what you think,
326
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:12,007
or how he smells.
327
00:17:13,717 --> 00:17:15,635
Aw. Thanks, honey.
328
00:17:15,677 --> 00:17:16,803
Don't touch me.
Okay.
329
00:17:20,849 --> 00:17:23,352
Look at you.
330
00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:26,437
You got that great
dog food job now.
331
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,398
Plenty of dog food
money coming in...
332
00:17:29,941 --> 00:17:31,276
I mean...
333
00:17:32,236 --> 00:17:33,904
You two are happy, right?
334
00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:34,905
Very happy.
Yes.
335
00:17:34,946 --> 00:17:36,447
Of course you are.
336
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,825
And that's why
I've changed my mind.
337
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:42,620
This promising new career
in dog food has convinced me
338
00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:47,334
that you two are mature
enough to get married.
339
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,420
What... Are you serious?
340
00:17:50,461 --> 00:17:53,882
Hey, let's get you happy kids
hitched as soon as possible,
341
00:17:53,924 --> 00:17:54,924
like next week!
342
00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:57,718
Next week?
343
00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:02,891
Wow, that's...
That's really soon.
344
00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:05,435
Yeah, well, sooner than we
thought. We were thinking, like...
345
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:07,771
Someday.
346
00:18:09,106 --> 00:18:11,400
Yeah. Yeah, someday.
That's good. Yeah.
347
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,527
Well, what's the matter?
348
00:18:14,569 --> 00:18:17,739
I mean, uh, getting engaged
is a silly, fun thing to do,
349
00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:19,759
but now that we're talking
about an actual wedding,
350
00:18:19,783 --> 00:18:22,452
you're turning into a couple of
dumb-ass kids who aren't ready?
351
00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:26,290
'Cause, I mean,
if you're not ready,
352
00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:27,975
I mean, heck, I got myself
all excited for nothing.
353
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:30,627
No, no. We're ready.
We are more than ready.
354
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:32,586
We're ready?
355
00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:35,548
Well, I am if you are.
356
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,803
Well, yeah.
357
00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:41,721
I mean, sure.
I'm completely ready.
358
00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:43,390
Well, that's great.
359
00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:45,309
You know, it's all settled.
I'll just...
360
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,935
I'll go call the cake shop
right now.
361
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,489
So it's, uh...
A wedding.
362
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,617
Next week.
Right.
363
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:07,998
Oh, I have some homework that
I... Yeah, I gotta clean my room.
364
00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:14,171
Hey, Roy, where's Steven? You
know, I haven't seen him all day.
365
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:16,840
You got a lot of nerve
showing your face around here.
366
00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:20,802
Hyde saw you and Kelso
snuggled up on the couch.
367
00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:21,928
Tramp.
368
00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:27,100
Wait, what?
369
00:19:27,142 --> 00:19:28,768
Yeah, I said "tramp."
370
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,523
Oh, my God,
I have to find Steven.
371
00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:35,650
Don't tell him
I called you a tramp.
372
00:19:37,986 --> 00:19:40,426
I bet Jackie's been fooling
around with Kelso this whole time.
373
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,866
I feel like an idiot.
374
00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:46,619
Oh, my poor little
broody-brood.
375
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,540
You know, when I first met you,
376
00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:52,459
you were such a cute little guy.
377
00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:54,961
And now you're...
You're a great, big guy
378
00:19:55,003 --> 00:19:59,007
with great, big hair and...
379
00:19:59,049 --> 00:20:03,136
And great, big problems, my
little broody-brood.
380
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:05,222
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
381
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,602
There.
382
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,525
You may leave me now.
383
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,990
Hey, there.
384
00:20:24,032 --> 00:20:25,367
Still have that girlfriend?
385
00:20:27,369 --> 00:20:29,120
You know what?
I don't know.
386
00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:31,081
Hmm. Let's go
talk about it.
387
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:39,756
Oh, hey, Mrs. Forman,
have you seen Steven?
388
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:42,008
Oh, honey, I've had
a couple sips of wine,
389
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,593
and I don't remember.
390
00:20:45,429 --> 00:20:48,765
Oh, but you know what you need?
391
00:20:48,806 --> 00:20:53,478
You need more umbrellas
in your hair.
392
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,730
Oh, bartender, we're
gonna need more umbrellas.
393
00:21:02,904 --> 00:21:05,949
Welcome to the clinic
for sexy Kelsos.
394
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:08,826
What can I do for you?
395
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:12,372
Well, I'm here
for my super sexy sponge bath.
396
00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:14,458
But I have money, so if
you do other stuff, too...
397
00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,357
Oh, I'll do
anything you want.
398
00:21:18,128 --> 00:21:19,921
You're one good-looking stud!
399
00:21:21,465 --> 00:21:23,174
Right back at you, handsome!
400
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,198
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