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Donna, you're so
sweet for letting Jackie
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live here with you
while her mom is...
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You know.
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Whoring around Mexico?
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Donna, that is not fair.
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I think she left Mexico.
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Well, you know, Jackie
and I might have fun.
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It's sort of like a slumber
party. Mmm-hmm.
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Yes, late-night girl-talk,
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hot oil massages,
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and the furtive whispers of,
"We shouldn't!"
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And then,
"Shh! It's okay!"
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Is that all you're bringing?
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Oh, just a couple
more small things.
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Out of the way, Jackie.
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Coming through!
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Got a buttload!
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Heavy.
Can't feel my fingers!
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Yup!
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Ooh.
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Jackie's panties!
Hey, Hyde.
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If these babies could talk,
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I bet they could tell some
pretty good stories about me!
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Yeah, I bet they'd have
a French accent, too.
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My girlfriend's panties, Kelso?
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Is that really a road
you wanna go down with me?
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What's that, panties?
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Oh, no, I can't
tell Hyde that one! Naughty panties!
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What's that, fist?
It would be my pleasure.
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Here you go. One
general-issue military cot,
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slightly used from my days
in the National Guard.
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Well, it's good to know
that the National Guard
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was getting a good night's sleep
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while I was in the South Pacific
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dodging bullets and
using coral as toilet paper!
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So, I don't think there's
gonna be room for everything.
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Oh, Donna, sure there will. I only
brought the stuff I absolutely needed.
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All right.
Where goes the horse?
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Guys, if I enroll in the
police academy in the fall,
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I can be busting heads
in a year!
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Freeze, dirtbag!
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Wow, you did make me freeze.
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But I was a dirtbag
long before you came along.
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Hey. Says here, you're supposed
to start getting into shape now.
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No, no, that's not for me.
That's for the regular guys.
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I haven't done
a lap in gym class
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since I had my
eighth-grade growth spurt,
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and Miss Brady made me
her special assistant.
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Guys, look at this. I just
got another collection letter
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from the jewelry store
about Donna's engagement ring.
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Man, I gotta get some money,
or I'm screwed.
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Well, there's a job
at the hotel.
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My boss would have hired you.
Then he talked to Red.
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Well, I gotta do something.
This is a very threatening letter.
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"Call us immediately"?
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It's in all capital letters.
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Look at you. Another dirtbag
dodging his responsibilities.
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Not on my beat.
Game over, dirtbag!
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Man,
I wish I had some handcuffs.
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Here, use mine!
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I'm learning to do magic.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Jackie.
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I thought you were gonna
put everything away.
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I did. The hardest thing was
finding room for my shoes.
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But then I realized I could
just fit them inside your shoes.
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Uh-huh.
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Look, let's just get some sleep.
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Good night.
Good night.
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Jackie! Turn that off!
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See, Donna,
I need music to fall asleep.
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See, I wear earplugs
so I can just barely hear it,
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but it needs to be loud enough,
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because I like
the vibration on the bed.
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So, how am I supposed to
get to sleep?
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Think of something boring,
you know,
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like school, or Eric.
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Hey.
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I sold some of my albums to get some
money for Donna's engagement ring.
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Made three bucks.
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Which means I am...
Let me see, carry the one...
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Oh! Still completely screwed.
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They wouldn't take
Anne Murray's Greatest Hits?
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Is this whole crazy world
turning upside down?
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Hey, be nice to Anne, okay? She's
a beloved Canadian songstress.
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And I'm glad they
didn't take her, because,
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well, the worse I feel,
the more I need her.
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Why do you have money?
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What'd you do, mug a Girl Scout?
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No, I've been selling my albums.
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Oh, I hope you didn't sell that
Froggy Went A-Courtin' record.
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You know, when we were
toilet-training Eric,
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I'd say, "Does someone
need to go a-courtin'?"
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And he would just run
straight off and make a jobby.
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You know, it occurs to me
that since I paid the allowance
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that bought those records in
the first place, that money's mine.
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Well, it occurs to me that
possession is 9/10ths of the law.
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Keep up with the smart mouth,
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and my foot will be 9/10ths
of the way up your ass.
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You know, Forman,
you should write a book.
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Things My Father Threatened
To Put In My Ass.
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"Chapter One, His Foot."
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I'd buy that.
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Ew!
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Donna, don't you knock?
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Not when it's my room!
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Well, we're in here, so...
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Yeah, well, I'm in here, so...
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Hey, if you wanna watch,
I can get into that.
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Have a seat on the horse.
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Hey, how was your weekend, Roy?
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Oh, pretty good.
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Think I might have met a woman.
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Aw, that's great, man.
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She's staying at the hotel.
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When I took butter to her table,
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she looked right at me and said,
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"Took you long enough."
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Huh?
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All right! Here I am!
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Oh, Steven, meet our
new kitchen assistant.
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You hired Kelso?
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Do you know how many fires
this guy's started?
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Three electrical, two chemical,
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and one that even surprised me.
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Well, I wanted to help him out,
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and he said he needed a job.
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Yeah, if I'm gonna be a cop, I
gotta quit modeling, I mean...
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I can't have the perps looking
at pictures of me half-naked.
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Oh, and everywhere I work,
I like to feel at home,
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so I brought a little
something of Jackie's.
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Okay, I think that's
a health-code violation,
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but I'm gonna
look the other way,
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which is hard to do,
'cause, look, panties!
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Yeah, I burned you
with the panties again!
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Two days, two locations.
That burn is on tour.
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Yeah.
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I guess Roy didn't
make things clear, but,
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all new hires are on probation.
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So, at the end of the week, I
get to say whether you stay or go.
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Yeah, nice try.
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No, I'm serious, man,
it's all up to me.
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So you might wanna try
and get on my good side.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Yes, may I help you?
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Oh. Hello, Fez.
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Fenton.
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You two know each other?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
Well, there's nothing to say.
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You can say that again.
Don't tell me what to do.
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you? Maybe I would!
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Then there's nothing to say!
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Yeah.
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I have a question
about this letter.
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See, I don't think I'm gonna be able
to make a ring payment anytime soon,
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so I was wondering if maybe we
could work out some kind of a deal.
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Fine. Here's a deal. You're gonna have
to come up with the money by Friday,
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or bring the ring
back to the store.
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What? Bring the ring back?
No, I can't do that.
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You can, and you will.
No later than 5:00.
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I have a party at 8:00.
I need the time to dress.
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Eric, you're going to
want to do what he says.
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I've been at the other
end of Fenton's stick,
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and believe me, that's
not a place you want to be.
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♪ And even though
I ain't got money
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♪ I'm so... ♪
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Who am I kidding?
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After I can't pay
for Donna's ring,
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no one's gonna be in
love with me, honey.
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Must you mock me, Anne Murray?
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Kelso, because of
your panty shenanigans,
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I'm banning you from the circle.
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I hereby ban you!
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I also hereby eat your burrito.
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Hey, Hyde?
You're not the boss of me!
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Oh, right. Well, you
can't tell me what to do!
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Shoot.
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Well... Well, at least
I'm still my own man.
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No, I'm not!
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What do you suppose
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Jackie and Donna are doing
in the room right now?
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Combing each other's hair?
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Applying moisturizer
to their all-overness?
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Oh, to be a fly on that boob.
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All I know is, I gotta
go tell the woman I love
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that the ring I gave her
for all eternity,
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was actually for only
six-and-a-half weeks.
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Life's a little more complicated
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than one of your simple little
ditties, isn't it, Anne Murray?
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Anne Murray.
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What do you know
about hard times?
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Canada?
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You wanna borrow our shower?
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Jackie used up all our
hot water bathing her dolls.
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Normally, I'd rather hose off in the
driveway than ask you for a favor,
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but I'm afraid Bob will wanna
act out some car-wash fantasy.
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You got me there!
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Come on, Jo-Jo, we can save
water if we soap up together.
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And when they're done, I'm
retiling the whole damn bathroom.
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Okay, so
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you're absolutely positive
that my hairnet has to be pink?
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It's gotta match your apron.
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You're pretty.
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Jackie,
if you're gonna stay here,
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we need to set up
a few ground rules.
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Okay? You can't just...
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What happened to my
Led Zeppelin poster?
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Oh, I put up the Captain
& Tennille instead.
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No, no, no, no.
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No way is my Led Zeppelin
becoming The Captain & Tennille.
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Led Zeppelin wishes
they could be The Captain & Tennille.
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What did you say?
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Hey, Donna. I need to
talk to you for a second.
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I have been thinking all day
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about your eyes.
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00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:09,658
What?
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Yeah, your eyes. They're
so beautiful and shiny.
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And, hey, you know
what else is shiny?
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This diamond ring
on your finger,
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which has to go back to the
store, because it isn't paid for.
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00:14:18,207 --> 00:14:21,086
Because you can put a price
tag on a ring, but, you know,
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who can put
a price tag on your eyes?
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Only God, that's who.
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You're taking back my ring?
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
252
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,725
I...
253
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:36,309
Man, I wish there
were another way,
254
00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:39,312
but my dad won't
let me have a job, and...
255
00:14:39,354 --> 00:14:41,773
I mean, I can't
make the payments.
256
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,485
God, I'm really sorry.
257
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,739
Oh, it's okay, Eric.
258
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,908
I mean,
it doesn't change
259
00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:52,993
the way we feel
about each other.
260
00:14:53,035 --> 00:14:56,246
As long as we have that,
I don't need a silly ring.
261
00:14:57,372 --> 00:15:00,000
Donna, you didn't
give me the ring.
262
00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:08,759
Yeah, I...
I thought you'd think I did.
263
00:15:10,761 --> 00:15:12,221
All right.
264
00:15:12,888 --> 00:15:14,389
Here.
265
00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:16,100
Donna, I promise,
266
00:15:17,142 --> 00:15:18,393
I'm gonna make this up to you.
267
00:15:18,435 --> 00:15:19,519
Okay.
268
00:15:22,606 --> 00:15:25,316
Donna,
you gave me a quarter.
269
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,572
Mmm, fine.
270
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,244
Hello, Mr. Forman.
And you.
271
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,206
Shut your filthy mouth!
272
00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:45,503
Look, here it is.
Here's the ring back.
273
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,005
Oh, honey, that's paid for.
274
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,465
What?
275
00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:50,884
Someone came in and paid
through the end of next month.
276
00:15:50,926 --> 00:15:54,721
I'm not supposed to say who, but
she sure was a pretty little number.
277
00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:56,140
I guess.
278
00:16:01,645 --> 00:16:04,773
You know what?
It was Donna.
279
00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:07,234
I can't believe she'd go
behind my back like this!
280
00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:09,444
I cannot believe that this
man would go behind my back
281
00:16:09,486 --> 00:16:12,322
and take what was given
to me by God himself.
282
00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:18,369
All right, what happened
between you two, anyway?
283
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,538
I'm too much of a man to say.
284
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,041
But it involved a half-off sale,
285
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,685
a crowded parking lot,
and a pair of pants
286
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:27,171
that make my ass look
like an oil painting.
287
00:16:30,548 --> 00:16:33,343
If you mean, old and
cracked, then I agree.
288
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:37,097
I'll see you in hell!
289
00:16:37,139 --> 00:16:38,640
Well, I'll be wearing
your pants!
290
00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:47,816
Okay, I'm feeling a little in
the way here, so... I'm... I'm...
291
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:57,075
Oh, Roy. Hey, how's it
going with that hotel chick
292
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,786
that was all over you,
asking for butter?
293
00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:04,791
Well, I had this idea
to surprise her with flowers,
294
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:08,419
but when I did, she started
screaming and hitting me.
295
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,924
And I guess the lesson is,
don't hide in someone's shower.
296
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,718
I don't know what's wrong
with chicks, man.
297
00:17:14,759 --> 00:17:17,554
If I came home, and some
strange girl was in my shower,
298
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:20,390
that would be
the greatest day of my life!
299
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:21,431
Yeah!
300
00:17:22,726 --> 00:17:24,561
So, what are you doing?
301
00:17:24,602 --> 00:17:26,646
Oh, Hyde's making me
do his laundry.
302
00:17:26,688 --> 00:17:28,291
Then after this, I gotta
clean out the toilets,
303
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:31,360
and hand-test
all the mousetraps.
304
00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:34,363
This probation period
is killing me.
305
00:17:34,404 --> 00:17:37,949
Did Hyde tell you there
was a probation period?
306
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:41,370
Oh, man! That guy really
knows how to enjoy life!
307
00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:46,583
Wait. You mean,
Hyde's just messing with me?
308
00:17:46,624 --> 00:17:49,002
I don't have to worry
about getting fired?
309
00:17:49,044 --> 00:17:51,880
Well, if I didn't get fired for
hiding in some woman's shower,
310
00:17:51,922 --> 00:17:53,882
I think your job's secure.
311
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,095
Hey, guys.
312
00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:00,931
Hey, Kelso, be careful, huh?
Some of those T-shirts are delicate.
313
00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:03,600
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, man.
I'll be extra careful.
314
00:18:03,641 --> 00:18:06,853
I wouldn't want to do anything
to screw up my probation period!
315
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,567
Hey! I wanna play!
316
00:18:12,609 --> 00:18:15,820
Come on, buddy.
Somebody spray me.
317
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:19,366
Hey, Hyde, maybe you
could use these to dry off with.
318
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:31,669
Probation period!
319
00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:38,635
Jackie read my diary,
Mrs. Forman.
320
00:18:38,676 --> 00:18:42,347
And she even wrote
little comments inside.
321
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,976
Yeah, like, "Oh,
this could never happen."
322
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:50,647
And... And, "Donna, that guy
was whistling at me, not you."
323
00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:53,733
I can't take it anymore!
I'm kicking her out.
324
00:18:53,775 --> 00:18:56,569
But, Donna, the poor
girl has nowhere to stay.
325
00:18:56,611 --> 00:18:58,447
She can't stay here!
326
00:18:59,781 --> 00:19:02,659
She can't stay
anywhere near here.
327
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,036
Bob was in our shower again.
328
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:08,123
This morning, I pulled
something out of our drain
329
00:19:08,165 --> 00:19:11,168
that I could not believe
came off a human body.
330
00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:16,465
Oh, Donna, there you are.
331
00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:19,176
Okay, look, we have to talk
about your makeup collection.
332
00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:21,261
Chapstick is not lipstick.
333
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,639
Jackie, sit down.
334
00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:27,184
Look, we need to talk about
you and me living together, okay?
335
00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:28,893
Donna!
Because it's just...
336
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,728
I just came from
the jewelry store.
337
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,564
You can't pay for
your own engagement ring!
338
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,443
This ring is from me to you, not
from me to you, paid for by you.
339
00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:38,862
That's like
cutting off my bal...
340
00:19:45,035 --> 00:19:46,536
...lerina shoes.
341
00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:49,349
Eric, I didn't pay for the ring.
342
00:19:49,373 --> 00:19:50,790
Well, Fenton
at the jewelry store
343
00:19:50,832 --> 00:19:52,393
said there was
a pretty little number who...
344
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:55,045
Oh, my God. Mom?
345
00:19:57,005 --> 00:19:59,257
You're the pretty little number.
346
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,099
Well, I...
I do like hearing that
347
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,435
once in a while.
348
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,524
But it wasn't me.
349
00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:19,903
Well, I don't know, Dad,
some men might consider you...
350
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:24,074
You just can't
stop talking, can you?
351
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:27,118
Eric, I paid for the ring.
352
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,537
What?
What?
353
00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:30,580
Look, Donna,
I read in your diary
354
00:20:30,621 --> 00:20:32,665
that you think I'm kind of
hard to live with,
355
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:38,713
and, well,
I realized you were right.
356
00:20:38,755 --> 00:20:42,175
And I wanted to show you
that I know, and I'm sorry.
357
00:20:42,217 --> 00:20:44,010
And, well, thank you.
358
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:49,516
Well, gosh, Jackie,
how very sweet, and
359
00:20:51,226 --> 00:20:53,061
uncharacteristic of you.
360
00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:57,607
Well, I know how much
you loved that ring,
361
00:20:57,648 --> 00:20:59,984
and I wanted to
do something nice.
362
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,112
Wow, thanks.
363
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,032
You know, Jackie, some
people, if they wanna be nice,
364
00:21:06,074 --> 00:21:10,454
they just actually start being
nicer on a day-to-day basis.
365
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:16,084
Yeah, I figured it'd be
easier to write a check.
366
00:21:22,924 --> 00:21:24,634
Jackie! Jackie!
367
00:21:26,428 --> 00:21:28,721
I heard something
underneath my bed.
368
00:21:31,349 --> 00:21:32,559
Fez?
369
00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:34,936
Meow!
370
00:21:36,146 --> 00:21:38,648
Fez, the cat's outside.
371
00:21:38,689 --> 00:21:40,691
Woof, woof?
372
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,448
Please, let me stay.
Please, let me stay.
373
00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:47,716
I promise I won't make a sound.
374
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,952
Well, I do make some sounds,
but they're happy sounds!
375
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,976
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