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Forman, why'd you have
to tell Red you got engaged?
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Look at him yelling and waving.
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Oh! A little spit
just landed on Bob.
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Bob's so scared,
he's not even wiping it off.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. This time
Red is really gonna kill me.
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My only hope is that he actually
sticks his foot so far up my ass,
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he can't pull it out, and I get to
take him straight to hell with me.
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Yeah, why did you tell him?
We had it all planned.
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We were gonna give them wine,
get them all loose and juiced.
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But you spilled the beans.
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Good, because wine and beans
is not a good combo.
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Hey. Toot-toot,
if you know what I mean.
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Sorry I'm late!
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I was cutting through
backyards on the way over here,
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and the Hendersons
got a new jungle gym!
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Whoa, they're still yelling?
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Yeah. I'm trying to read Red's
lips, but I can't make it out.
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He keeps calling me
a "stupid duck."
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Ah!
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Hey, I'll go spy on them.
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I just gotta run home real quick
and change into my ninja outfit.
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I don't think this situation
calls for camouflage, Kelso.
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Well, that doesn't mean
it's not fun to wear, Eric!
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But they're just too
young to get married.
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How are they gonna
live on their own?
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Eric jumps a foot every
time the furnace kicks on.
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Exactly. He's not mature
enough to get married.
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I'm still cutting the crusts
off his sandwiches.
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Well, it's really more for me.
He's my baby.
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Don't mind me. Feel free to keep talking.
I'm just getting a soda. I'm not spying.
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Hey, I don't like
this engagement either,
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but it's not like
they can break it off.
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Why the hell not?
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Well, it wouldn't be
very romantic, for one.
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Oh, forget about it.
I'll take care of this myself!
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No, no. Red, if you go out there and
yell, you're just gonna drive him away.
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I'm sorry, Kitty, but yelling is the
only part of being a father that I enjoy.
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Red, Red, I am putting
my foot down. I forbid it.
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All right, fine.
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- Wow! Red, I forbid you to...
- Shut up, Bob.
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Burn!
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- Get out!
- Yeah.
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Well? What were they saying?
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I don't know.
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Well, I was so busy acting like I
wasn't listening, I forgot to listen.
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Man.
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I bet you he's trying
to think of a punishment.
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He already took away the
Vista Cruiser, and fined me.
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What's next?
Is he gonna cut off my pinkie?
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What's the point of getting
married, Red's gonna cut that off?
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Nina, you have such
beautiful fingers,
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so long and elegant,
like spider legs.
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We can't do this here.
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We can go to the backseat
of the student-driver car.
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But I have to warn you, I have a hard
time keeping my hands at 10:00 and 2:00.
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Fez, this tension between us
is causing problems.
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And here at the DMV, I've
learned it's easier to solve problems
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when they're posed
in a multiple-choice format.
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So, "A", we can further
explore our relationship,
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and hope that
relieves the tension,
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or, "B", I can fire you.
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Is this some kind of trick?
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- It's not a trick.
- Hmm, so it is a trick.
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I choose "B."
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No, you choose "A"!
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Okay, I'll take "A."
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But I think you should
throw a little "T" in there, too.
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- Dinner's ready, Eric.
- You know what?
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Dad's in there, so I'll just,
you know, forage for berries.
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Look, I am not happy
about this situation either,
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but I am in there making the best of
it, not out here diddling a basketball.
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Mom, if I was out here
diddling a basketball,
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this would be a very
different conversation.
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Get in there.
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Well, look who I found.
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Our son,
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who we love very much.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Pass the peas, Steven.
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- Red, your son spoke to you.
- I heard him.
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But you asked me not to
yell at him, and I agreed,
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so I'm just taking
your idea and refining it.
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Oh, so you're giving me
the silent treatment?
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So,
Steven, how was school today?
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Well, in health class today,
we learned that
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an early engagement's
often a sign of heavy drug use.
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Hyde!
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Red, you're being a big baby.
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No, Mom, it's okay. Actually,
it's a pleasant surprise,
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but let's see how
serious he is about it.
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Hey, Dad, you know
who's got the right idea?
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Russia.
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I haven't felt this kind of tension
in years. Reminds me of home.
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Except,
everyone's wearing a shirt.
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♪ Happy birthday! ♪
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Oh! Is this for me?
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Yeah.
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- Jackie, it's your birthday?
- Oh, I figured you knew.
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A good boyfriend would have,
but whatever.
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Hey, why didn't you tell me, man?
I would have gotten you something.
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Well, I didn't wanna
make a big deal about it,
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'cause I'm trying not to care so much
about gifts and material things, and...
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Oh, it's not working,
because this is beautiful!
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- Oh! I'm gonna go
try it on! Thank you!
- Mmm-hmm.
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Kelso, what are you doing, man?
You trying to make me look bad?
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No, I'm not doing anything.
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Well, whatever you are doing,
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you shouldn't go up against
me, 'cause you're not gonna win.
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Well, I'm not doing anything,
and I am going to win.
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No, you're gonna lose.
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Well, how can I lose
if I'm not doing anything?
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How can you win
if you're not doing anything?
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Well, if I win, I'll admit
that I'm doing something.
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Nina, I think people at work are starting
to notice there's something between us.
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Well, it didn't help when you
stood up at the staff meeting
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and said,
"I wanna do it with Nina."
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Well, they asked if there was
any unfinished business.
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I think I've figured out a way
to get rid of all this tension.
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- You need to spend
the night with me.
- I'm all yours, boss lady.
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But you have to tell me where to stop now,
because I have been burned in the past.
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I don't want you
to stop anywhere.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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♪ I'm going to do it!
I'm going to do it! ♪
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Fez!
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Sorry. I wrote this song about three
years ago, and I finally get to use it.
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You know, that sweater
wasn't on sale or anything.
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Paid full price.
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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Yes, but it gets less sweet
the more you talk about it.
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Sorry. I'm done.
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$27!
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Hey. How was work with Red?
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It was terrible. I thought Red
not talking to me would be cool,
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but today, instead of telling
me to sweep the back room,
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he just threw a broom at me.
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Well, what about
if I talked to him?
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I mean, we've always gotten along.
Maybe I can get through to him.
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Donna, I'm not gonna make you
fight my battles for me.
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I mean, I'm not gonna ask the
woman that I love to do what I should do.
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But Red will be home at around 5:30,
so try to catch him before dinner, okay?
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Attention, everyone.
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My friend Fez has
some wonderful news.
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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I did it!
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All right, Fez!
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Now, now, wait, wait! I
wanna hear this. "I did it" who?
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Oh, wait, Fez, I can't believe
you finally lost your virginity!
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Wait, wait. This isn't like the
time you bought a hamster,
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named it "Virginity",
and then lost it, is it?
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No. This is the real thing.
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You know, I had a hamster once.
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I tied him up to a helium
balloon with a note.
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Made it all
the way to Minnesota.
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Alive?
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No, I'm gonna send a dead
hamster up in a balloon.
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- So? Come on. Tell us all about it.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Well, it was incredible.
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Nina and I started out kissing
in the living room,
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then we moved into the
bedroom, where we undressed.
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And, well, then...
Then we did it.
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What... Details,
Fez. We need details!
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Well, our faces
didn't line up right,
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so I kept bumping
my chin on her nose.
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And then there were some sounds.
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What kind of sounds?
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Well, I will say this,
it was not applause.
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There was no romantic music,
like in the movies, so I had to hum.
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And then Nina told
me to stop humming.
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And then I started again
without realizing it.
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And then she got mad.
And then I think she got sad.
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Oh, well, don't worry, Fez.
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She probably just felt bad she
was doing it with a foreigner.
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And then afterwards, I
went into the bathroom, and...
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And cried a little.
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And then I snuck
out the back door.
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Poor Fez.
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Well, you know, at least it
couldn't have been any worse.
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I left my
underwear in her bathroom.
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Mr. Forman, you
remember what it felt like
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when you fell in love with
Mrs. Forman, don't you?
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Nope. One day I just woke up,
and my life was over.
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Next question.
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Well, I think...
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I think what Mr.
Forman is trying to say
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is that we worry you're
too young to get married.
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Do you even know how to bake
a casserole? I don't think you do.
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Look, I believe there's one
person out there for everyone.
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And you guys are that person for each
other, and Eric is that person for me.
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And if you could
just open your hearts,
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you'd see that we should
be together forever,
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because we're in love, and we
make each other really happy.
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Donna, that is so romantic.
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I still think you're too young.
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But if it has to be someone,
I'm glad it's you.
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I always wanted a daughter.
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You already have a daughter.
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A better daughter.
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You know what, Donna? You're right.
You and Eric are perfect for each other.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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You're as big
a dumb ass as he is!
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Welcome to the family.
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I'm so nervous about
working with Nina today.
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It's like, now that we did it, I
never wanna see her face again.
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Yeah, you did it, all right.
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Hey, hey! Look who's
wearing a $27 sweater!
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Jackie,
you can't keep that sweater.
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- Why not?
- Because it's from Kelso.
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Yeah, but it's so pink and
fuzzy, that it just makes up for it.
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Kelso, she's someone else's
girlfriend. What are you doing?
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I'm not doing anything.
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And it's working.
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Just take it off.
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Leave it on.
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Take it off.
Let's see some skin.
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Yeah. Take it off.
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Why is everyone against me?
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Because you're telling a girl
to keep her top on.
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That's true. Take it off.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- Go ahead.
- After you.
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- Here, let me...
- No, I know how it goes.
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Okay, just...
I'm just trying to help.
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Now it's stuck!
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You just have to give it a yank.
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This is just like last night!
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00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:37,121
Okay. Where's Red? I just found
out he called my daughter a dumb ass.
238
00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:39,497
What?
239
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,350
Well, I really thought
I was getting through to him,
240
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,877
but then he snuck
a "dumb ass" in.
241
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,256
That is a hurtful word.
242
00:15:47,297 --> 00:15:49,716
You gotta do something
about your husband, Kitty.
243
00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:51,509
You guys would be
lucky to get Donna.
244
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,304
If anything, she's gonna
pretty your family up.
245
00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:58,308
Excuse me?
246
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:02,604
I'm just saying,
we're a voluptuous bunch.
247
00:16:04,522 --> 00:16:07,192
Mom, you need to talk to Dad.
248
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,487
I don't know why you're
surprised he's upset.
249
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:12,739
Why did you have to get engaged?
250
00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:16,534
And why did you have to tell
your father? He's not stable, Eric.
251
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,915
Okay, fine.
I'll talk to him myself.
252
00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:25,877
Eric, be careful. I looked deep
into Red's eyes, and I saw...
253
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:30,757
Well, I just saw me upside
down and tiny, but he looked mad.
254
00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:33,760
You know what? I don't care.
I'm going down to Price Mart.
255
00:16:33,802 --> 00:16:39,308
And if I don't come back, then,
Donna, please move on with your life.
256
00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:43,770
Wedding or no wedding, we're still
getting one of those triple-decker cakes.
257
00:16:50,027 --> 00:16:54,364
Oh, working with someone you have
had sex with, is the worst thing ever.
258
00:16:55,824 --> 00:16:58,493
I don't know how
Donny and Marie do it.
259
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,376
You know, sex ruins everything.
260
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,921
No, I disagree, Fez.
261
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,049
I mean, sure,
the first time can be awkward.
262
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:15,468
Well, I mean,
it wasn't for me and Jackie.
263
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:18,305
You know, maybe I
should tell the story.
264
00:17:20,098 --> 00:17:22,142
Yeah.
It's a great story, Hyde.
265
00:17:22,184 --> 00:17:26,437
You know what, Kelso?
It's getting real old.
266
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:30,108
And the story I remember after your first
time, was you didn't call her for a week.
267
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,319
I was gonna skip that part.
268
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,031
Wait, that's right.
You didn't call me.
269
00:17:36,073 --> 00:17:38,658
Oh, that's because he was
thinking about breaking up with you.
270
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,370
What?
271
00:17:41,411 --> 00:17:45,999
No, I told you. I didn't call you 'cause
we were having our phones cleaned!
272
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:53,006
And then to get back on your good side,
he bought you a stupid stuffed unicorn.
273
00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:56,760
Fluffycakes?
274
00:17:59,888 --> 00:18:01,639
Fluffycakes is tainted?
275
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:07,854
See, he wanted something from
you, so he bought you a present.
276
00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:09,398
Sound familiar?
277
00:18:11,108 --> 00:18:13,277
Michael, why did you
buy me this sweater?
278
00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:15,820
All right.
It's time to come clean.
279
00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:18,990
I stole the sweater.
280
00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:27,665
Fine.
You know what? Forget it.
281
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,085
I don't want it,
so just take it.
282
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,671
Now we're talking.
Give us a little dance.
283
00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:42,889
Told you
it wouldn't work.
284
00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,766
I wasn't doing anything!
285
00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:49,104
Hey, let's not fight.
286
00:18:49,146 --> 00:18:52,690
We all saw a little Jackie
side-boob. I think we all won.
287
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:04,494
- Hi, Fez. Okay, look...
- Nina,
288
00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:06,621
I know what you're going to say.
289
00:19:06,663 --> 00:19:09,040
The other night was awful,
and you just wanna be friends.
290
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,709
No. I was going to say,
the other night was awful,
291
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,504
and we should practice
and get better at it.
292
00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:21,803
Oh, well, I have to say, I
don't hate the sound of that.
293
00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:25,515
So, should I make
an appointment, or...
294
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:31,188
- Just get in the house.
- Okay. One second.
295
00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:33,690
♪ I'm going to do it again!
I'm going to do it again! ♪
296
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,447
Okay, Dad. You can ignore me,
297
00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:43,158
and you can call my girlfriend
names, but here's the thing.
298
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:47,329
Donna and I are getting married,
okay? Whether you like it or not.
299
00:19:47,371 --> 00:19:50,790
But you're too young, and
you're throwing your life away.
300
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,628
You said I was throwing my
life away when I quit T-ball.
301
00:19:57,381 --> 00:19:59,632
And I was right about that, too.
302
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:05,347
You're not marrying her,
and that's final.
303
00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:09,142
Well,
Dad, you can't stop me, okay?
304
00:20:09,184 --> 00:20:12,729
I'm gonna be graduating soon,
I'll be on my own. I have a job.
305
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:16,400
I mean, I make enough money
to pay for the wedding myself.
306
00:20:16,441 --> 00:20:20,111
Well, that's great. But you
don't have a job. You're fired.
307
00:20:21,863 --> 00:20:22,989
What?
308
00:20:23,614 --> 00:20:25,325
You're fired.
309
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,702
Let's see you pay
for a wedding now.
310
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,373
Punch out,
and empty your locker.
311
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,792
Fine!
312
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,879
- But I'm keeping the smock!
- Give me the smock!
313
00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:48,932
- Jackie.
- Mmm-hmm?
314
00:20:48,973 --> 00:20:50,850
Happy birthday.
315
00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:53,437
Steven, you shouldn't have!
316
00:20:53,478 --> 00:20:54,604
Oh!
317
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,902
It's a Led Zeppelin T-shirt.
318
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:03,738
And it's used!
319
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,117
Yeah, that's my favorite one.
320
00:21:07,158 --> 00:21:09,702
You're with me now,
so I wanted you to have it.
321
00:21:09,744 --> 00:21:11,621
Aw, Steven, I love it!
322
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,918
- Do I have to wear it?
- No.
323
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,045
Steven, I love it! Oh!
324
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:36,646
Well, that was a nice
20 minutes of silence.
325
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:41,651
Who wants a little kick in
their coffee? I know I do.
326
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:46,864
You're the dumb ass!
327
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,888
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