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Okay, let me get this straight.
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After my grandpa's funeral,
Kelso and Annette are making out.
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Jackie sees them and yells,
"Get off my boyfriend"?
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Right in front of you?
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Yeah, it brought
the whole funeral way down.
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Hyde, that's horrible, man.
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You know what's even worse?
I totally missed it.
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Yeah? Well, nobody
else missed it.
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Half the freaking town
was there.
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Man, today at The Hub, you know
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that kid Jimmy
with the headgear?
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He said he felt bad for me.
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Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me!
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I knew it was
a mistake hooking up
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with Jackie and I did it anyway.
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You know why?
'Cause she makes you stupid.
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I bet Kelso was composing
symphonies before her.
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Hyde. Man, I just
wanted to say I'm sorry,
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'cause what Jackie did to you
was embarrassing.
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I mean, you must be
so embarrassed.
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I told a lot of
people what happened
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and they all agreed that it was
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just really embarrassing.
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Kelso, now is not the time.
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No, I just wanna
buck our boy up,
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'cause what happened to him
was so embarrassing!
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That's it. I'm gonna kick
your ass. Forman, hold my...
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Whoa, whoa! Okay, you know
what? Why don't we go upstairs?
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We got that new J.C.
Penney catalog.
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There's a full-color
section on bras.
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Word has it the airbrush guy
totally missed a nipple.
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I don't know why he's so mad.
I was just being sensitive!
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Well, be sensitive to me
because I'm upset, too.
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If you expect me to go to
the Valentine's dance tonight,
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you're gonna have to do
a few things for me.
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For you, or to you?
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Shut up! One.
You will not speak to Jackie.
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Two.
You will not speak to girls
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who have brown hair like Jackie.
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Three. You will not
speak to Jackie.
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Wait.
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I got messed up.
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Yeah, baby,
whatever you want. Just...
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Man, it's great being under
someone's thumb again!
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What did your mother do to you?
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Man, I just feel bad for Hyde.
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I mean, Annette wants me.
Jackie wants me.
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I mean, my good looks
are ruining people's lives.
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Well, Hyde seems pretty mad.
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Whatever,
man, I'm not afraid of him.
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He got away!
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Help me!
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So, have you talked to
Hyde about
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the whole "Get off my
boyfriend" disaster?
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No. And why is everyone
making such a big deal about it?
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It's like every time I walk into a
room, people look at me funny.
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Donna, how do you deal with it?
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Jackie, the reason people
are making a big deal about it
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is because it sounds like you
still have feelings for Kelso.
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Well, I don't.
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I think the only
reason I said it
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was because I was having
an allergic reaction
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to the Formans'
cheap generic soda.
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Oh, no!
A giant redhead!
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Please don't crush me! Please!
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Fez, would you
stop screwing around?
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Now, did you finish the
balloon walkway of love yet?
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You bet I did.
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When Nina sees it,
she's gonna be so impressed,
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her balloons will
become my walkway
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of love,
if you know what I mean.
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Fez, that's disgusting.
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Oh,
no, the giant's angry!
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Run for your lives! Run! Run!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Mrs. Forman,
this chili is great.
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Thanks.
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Daddy used to love my chili.
Remember, Mom?
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I remember it
gave him the toots.
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Well, that's a nice place
to start the reminiscing.
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So, Eric, are you excited about
your big Valentine's dance?
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Yeah. I'm just
glad it's in the gym.
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There's nothing like celebrating
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the most romantic
night of your life
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in the room where I
got my first wedgie.
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It meant I liked you, Eric.
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If you don't mind, I'd like
to talk about my father.
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Well, Kitty, we can dwell on what
was, or we can talk about what is.
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If I've learned anything
from losing my Burtie Bear,
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it's that all
that really matters
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is making sure that the people
we love know we love them.
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Mom, that was wonderful.
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I mean it.
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Eric, I love you.
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Oh. Well, thanks, Grandma.
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Kitty...
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I think I'll go for a walk.
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Well, this was fun.
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I'm gonna go to
bed for a few days.
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Oh, no.
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She hasn't done this since
Elvis died on the crapper.
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Now I've gotta sit by
her bed for four days
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and tell her that
she's beautiful.
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It's hard to say that to a
cold-cream-smeared loony in bunny slippers.
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I remember that week.
The shades were drawn.
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The food supply ran low.
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We were sucking on bouillon
cubes just to stay alive.
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Yeah, but did you hear
what your grandma said
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about love being the
only thing that matters?
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Eric, we should tell
her that we're engaged.
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What?
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Well, she could be the one
person who'd be happy for us.
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We're gonna need someone on
our side when we tell our families.
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Yeah. And you know what?
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Even if she's not on our side, the
minute Grandma thinks it's a bad idea,
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my mom will be booking the
big room at the Holiday Inn
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just out of spite.
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So, it's a win-win.
Yeah.
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We're gonna do what Luke
Skywalker was too afraid to do.
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Use the dark side
to our advantage.
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Eric, if we're gonna be married,
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you've really gotta ease up
on the Star Wars stuff.
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All right? It doesn't
apply to everything.
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I'm gonna have to
rewrite my vows.
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My favorite song?
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The Most Beautiful
Girl In The World.
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The light I look best in?
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It's a tie between
20-watt, soft-pink bulbs
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and mid-summer sunset.
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Very good, Michael.
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God, I missed this.
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Oh, hey.
Have you guys seen Steven?
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I hear a weird, piercing noise,
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but I don't know
where it's coming from.
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Do you hear anything, Michael?
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Yeah, it's just Jackie.
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Jackie, I'm sorry you have
to see me in this T-shirt.
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I know how it emphasizes
my hunkalicious bod.
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Shut up, Michael, okay? I made
a stupid slip. It meant nothing.
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Right, because
Michael is my boyfriend.
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I know he is, skankwad.
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Oh, I'm a skankwad?
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Girl fight! Let's get it on!
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We are not gonna fight.
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Well, maybe you
should kiss and make up.
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Let's get it on!
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What? What? Wait.
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Ah, I'll go with the blonde.
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Kitty, I'm just going to the
corner to get you some soup.
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I'm not leaving you for somebody
younger and less dramatic.
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This is your fault.
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If I wanna get my wife out of
bed, I gotta tie a rope around her
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and attach it to my bumper
and pull her out like a stump.
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So, what were you saying, dear?
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Well, I was saying
that I'm getting married.
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Oh, honey, how wonderful!
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So, who's the lucky girl?
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Well...
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Donna.
Oh.
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Well, I guess this is
a small town.
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Okay, what the hell
did that mean?
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That, my friend, is the seldom
heard but much feared Grandma burn.
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Your only warning is the
jingle of costume jewelry
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and the overpowering
scent of Bengay.
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Well, you and Jackie
are certainly a mess.
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I remember before Nina,
when my love life was a mess.
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It's perfect now, though. Not
like yours, which is a mess.
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Steven, I've called three
times in the last half-hour.
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Yeah, I figured it was you
'cause all the calls came
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during the commercials
in The Newlywed Game.
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So, what? Now you're
not taking my calls?
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Why are you making
such a big deal about this?
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Because it is a big deal when
you yell, "Get off my boyfriend,"
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to a girl who's on
someone who's not me.
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Steven,
I cannot be held responsible
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for the things that
come out of my mouth.
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It didn't mean anything.
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So, that's your story?
"It didn't mean anything?"
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Right. Right. So, you
just need to get over it.
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Oh, yeah.
Don't worry, I'm over it.
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In fact, I'm over you.
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Wait, Steven,
what are you saying?
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He's saying he's breaking up with
you. Are you not paying attention?
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Because I'm on the edge
of my freaking seat here.
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Steven?
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So, I have a girlfriend
and you don't.
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So, my grandma doesn't think
Donna's good enough for me.
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How great is that?
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Finally, someone thinks
Donna's the lucky one.
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No more,
"Hey, how'd he get her?"
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Or, "Oh, that skinny guy
must really be rich."
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Yeah, that's right. I heard the
whispers. I just pretended not to.
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Who was whispering?
We said it right to you.
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Well, I'm done with Jackie,
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and I feel like a guy who had
a 95-pound mole removed.
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A 95-pound, Donny Osmond-loving,
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shoe-shopping,
Ice Capade-attending mole.
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Hyde, I know that's just coming
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from a place of deep, deep pain.
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And I really do feel bad that my
foxitude broke you and Jackie up.
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And I'd tone it down,
but I just don't know how!
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Guys, I'm worried
there's some unfinished
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business between
Michael and Jackie.
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When they were together,
did she make him happy?
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Well, she totally dominated him
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and made him feel
bad about himself.
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I guess what I'm asking is,
was she ever fat or anything?
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Eric, how can your grandmother
not like me?
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Ooh! Maybe I should wear my
Catholic school uniform around her more.
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You know,
people like me in that.
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Well, guys mostly.
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But, hey, give it a shot.
Grandmas have secrets, too.
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Donna, Steven broke up with me.
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Oh. Jackie, I'm sorry.
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Hey, maybe he just wanted you to be able to
spend more time with your other boyfriend.
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Shut up, Eric!
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Oh!
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It's you.
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Didn't know they
let slutballs in here.
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Well, I've seen you in here,
so I figured it was okay.
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Oh, you don't know it,
but you just burned yourself.
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Oh, I know it.
The question is, do you?
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I just said I do.
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So do I, so you are, too.
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Donna, you following this?
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I think one of them's a slutball
and one of them knows it.
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I think what we need to do is
go talk about Michael.
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Fine. I'll try to use small words
so you can understand me.
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That's not gonna be good enough.
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Hey, Grandma.
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Good afternoon,
Mrs. Sigurdson.
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Nice day, huh?
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No. It's raining, and
my arthritis is kicking up.
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What a coincidence. Mine, too.
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Boy, am I getting old.
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Not too old, you know.
Whatever you are.
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Wow. Hey, Grandma,
Donna brought you some salsa.
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Yep, Donna makes
the best darn salsa
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outside of your beloved Arizona.
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It's a reflection of her long-time
love affair with the Southwest.
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Much like your own.
Go, Grand Canyon!
250
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,623
So, Eric, who are
you seeing these days?
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Okay.
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00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,963
Okay, Grandma, you have
got to give Donna a chance.
253
00:15:06,256 --> 00:15:08,926
And I know you two
will get along famously.
254
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:11,053
You have so much in common.
255
00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:13,931
Right. Like I love
eating dinner at 4:30, too.
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00:15:17,101 --> 00:15:21,396
Look, Mrs. Sigurdson,
I love Eric with all my heart.
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00:15:21,438 --> 00:15:23,078
And I know that
when you give me a chance,
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you'll see that
we're great together.
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00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,945
Well, that's very sweet.
And you're right.
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00:15:27,986 --> 00:15:31,115
I'm sure you're the
nicest girl Eric's met so far.
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00:15:36,787 --> 00:15:38,747
She is just so good at that.
262
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:41,291
See?
263
00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:52,552
Isn't it better
to be up and about
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00:15:52,594 --> 00:15:54,471
than stuck in
your bed for a week?
265
00:15:56,681 --> 00:15:58,516
Well, this is better.
266
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,310
Why did I even let
that woman get to me?
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00:16:00,351 --> 00:16:02,062
I'm gonna go get
out of this robe.
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00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:04,564
And take a shower.
I mean, that's the spirit!
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00:16:08,819 --> 00:16:10,737
Your mother is a nutbag!
270
00:16:10,779 --> 00:16:12,363
What did she do?
271
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,199
That thing where she
pretends to be nice,
272
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,826
but she's really insulting you?
273
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,327
Yes!
Frigid witch!
274
00:16:21,623 --> 00:16:23,333
I'll get the bed ready.
275
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,963
How could she not like me?
276
00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:30,215
How can she not like me?
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00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:34,011
You know what? Maybe she just
can't handle strong, healthy women.
278
00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,637
And I am strong and healthy.
279
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:38,765
I bring home the bacon,
I fry it up in a pan and...
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00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,688
I never, ever let
Red forget he's a man.
281
00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:46,231
Yeah.
282
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:49,943
Well, I am not giving up on her.
283
00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:52,070
Oh, why are you worried?
284
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,364
I'm the one who has to live
the rest of my life
285
00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:56,241
in the same
family with this woman.
286
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,868
Yeah, but so do I.
287
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:02,914
In the sense that
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00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:05,375
we're all part of
the human family.
289
00:17:10,047 --> 00:17:12,423
Steven, I have to
tell you something.
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00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,801
Well, if it's,
"Get off my boyfriend,"
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00:17:14,843 --> 00:17:16,970
don't worry,
'cause I already heard it.
292
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,809
No. Look, I have to
tell you, you were right.
293
00:17:22,851 --> 00:17:25,896
When I said that,
it did mean something.
294
00:17:25,937 --> 00:17:28,357
And I thought it didn't, because
sometimes I just want things
295
00:17:28,398 --> 00:17:30,275
because other people have them.
296
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:35,488
Like once, I made my dad buy me a
pet rat because my cousin had one.
297
00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:39,326
But then the rat got so disgusting,
I made my kitty cat hunt it.
298
00:17:40,744 --> 00:17:43,121
I don't know what the
hell you're talking about.
299
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,497
Who's the rat? Am I the rat?
300
00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:45,539
No.
301
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,417
No. Steven.
302
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,090
Look.
Okay, I spoke to Annette.
303
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:54,758
And she made me realize that,
304
00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:56,467
okay, you know, maybe I do have
305
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,803
some left-over
feelings for Michael.
306
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:02,515
And then she said that if I
wanted him, I'd have to fight for him.
307
00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:04,475
But, Steven, I know in my heart
308
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,603
the only person I
wanna fight for is you.
309
00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:08,980
Really? Oh, boy!
310
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:13,735
You like Kelso, but you
like me a little bit more?
311
00:18:13,777 --> 00:18:16,738
What a bunch of crap!
You know what I think, Jackie?
312
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,698
I think the only
reason you were with me
313
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,460
in the first place was
to get back at Kelso.
314
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,036
Steven, how can you say that?
315
00:18:23,078 --> 00:18:25,830
Okay, fine, you know what?
Maybe I do have feelings for Michael.
316
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:29,376
But what am I supposed to do?
He was my first boyfriend.
317
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:31,520
And you know what? You're
gonna have to learn to deal with it.
318
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,064
And if you can't,
and you're gonna have
319
00:18:33,088 --> 00:18:34,399
to break up with
me because of that,
320
00:18:34,423 --> 00:18:36,507
then I can't stop you,
but I think
321
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,051
it's a real waste,
because I love you!
322
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,478
I'm not saying it back!
323
00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:58,071
I don't care.
324
00:18:59,114 --> 00:19:00,698
Damn it!
325
00:19:18,342 --> 00:19:19,942
So, are we gonna go
to the dance or what?
326
00:19:20,469 --> 00:19:21,719
Oh, Steven.
327
00:19:30,979 --> 00:19:34,107
Well, it looks like I'm just
in time for makeup sex.
328
00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:39,779
Don't mind me.
You'll barely hear me.
329
00:19:41,865 --> 00:19:44,534
If you prefer,
I can hide in the shower.
330
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,870
Fez, get out of here.
331
00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:47,996
Okay, here I go.
332
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,927
So, earlier today
I mentioned that
333
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:06,181
I would like your balloons
to be my walkway of love.
334
00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:08,766
And you said, "Okay."
335
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,354
Do you know what I meant?
336
00:20:12,396 --> 00:20:14,207
Because I don't want to
surprise you with this one.
337
00:20:14,231 --> 00:20:16,066
Well, I think you meant...
338
00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,485
That's it!
339
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:22,906
Hey, look who's back together.
340
00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:24,282
What the hell?
341
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,826
Come on, Jackie, let's dance.
342
00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:35,585
How can she be with him when
she's so clearly not over me?
343
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:38,338
I think the question is,
how can you be with me
344
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,715
when you're so
clearly not over her?
345
00:20:40,757 --> 00:20:43,093
Wait, is this a riddle?
Start over.
346
00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:47,222
You're obviously
still in love with Jackie.
347
00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:49,807
I'm going back to California.
348
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:54,645
Baby, no!
I'll prove that I'm over her.
349
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,887
I'll bet you 50 bucks that
if we do it, I'll be into it.
350
00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:00,068
Good-bye, Michael.
351
00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:02,153
Wait, but you win either way!
352
00:21:21,465 --> 00:21:23,049
Oh, I feel so much better.
353
00:21:24,675 --> 00:21:27,929
I am a strong, healthy woman
who doesn't need to go to bed
354
00:21:27,971 --> 00:21:30,515
every time some mean old lady
gives her a cross look.
355
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:31,849
That's right.
356
00:21:33,268 --> 00:21:34,852
Good evening, Mother.
357
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:35,853
Going out to dinner.
358
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,397
Oh.
359
00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:38,982
Is that what you're wearing?
360
00:21:41,151 --> 00:21:42,652
I'll be in bed.
361
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,676
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