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Okay, Fez, now remember.
The bra wants to come off.
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It can't be forced.
It has to be coaxed.
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And go.
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And they are out!
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Eight seconds! That's a new
foreign exchange student record!
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And I think she liked it.
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Okay, Fez, that was really good.
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But remember, the real girl will
have a head and, hopefully, arms.
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Hey, guys. Have I got
a surprise for me.
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Annette!
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Yeah, Annette came all the way
from California to visit me
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because we're in love.
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Yeah, since Hyde
stole my old girlfriend.
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That's him.
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Then I remembered Annette,
and, well, I gave her a call.
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And one thing led to...
Well, hello there.
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So, Annette, when you
get bored with this one,
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I can take off
a bra in eight seconds.
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Well, maybe more,
if you fight me.
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All right, back off, Fez. What
me and Annette have is real.
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Which is amazing
because I even told him
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that I used to be flat-chested
and have a different nose.
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Yeah, and I figured she looks
okay now, so what the hell?
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So, anyway, Annette,
you'll be staying with Donna.
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What?
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No, no, it'll be fun. It'll be like
having a giant Barbie to play with.
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Yeah. I mean, come on, Donna,
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you guys were such
great friends in California.
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Friends? The most I
ever said to her was,
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"Yeah, those probably do hurt
when they're sunburned."
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Well, I need
someplace to stash her.
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Hey, I got
a footlocker in my room.
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Please, Donna.
I already had to
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take a shower at Michael's house
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and one of his brothers
took a picture of me.
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Kelso, I thought all your
brothers were out of the house.
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Must've been a burglar.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ Hello, Wisconsin! ♪
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So, that's the tramp Michael
fooled around with in California.
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But the nerve of him
bringing her into The Hub.
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I mean, people eat here.
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Hey, will you stop talking about
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how jealous you are
of Kelso's new chick?
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Oh, I am not jealous.
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But I would like to
point out that the sign
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on the door says,
"No dogs allowed."
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Donna, can we go to your house?
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I have to change into
my afternoon outfit.
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Gauchos and clogs.
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Bravo.
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You have an afternoon outfit?
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Of course she does.
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You can maybe use a little
freshening up, too, Big D.
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Eric, do you mind?
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I'm on it.
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Donna!
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Why don't I meet
you guys by the car?
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Come on, Michael. While we're
waiting, I'll let you smell my hair.
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Yeah, well, I just
got these fries.
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Fine. Then I'll go flirt
with the gas-station guy.
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Fine!
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God. How hot was that?
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Wow.
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You know when you
have a dirty dream?
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Well, Annette is
the girl who's always in it.
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Oh, she should be ashamed
of what she has done to me.
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I don't know. I didn't
mind her in California,
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but now that she's got her hooks
in Kelso, something's different.
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Yeah. Something evil.
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I just can't put
my finger on it.
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Michael, I'm waiting!
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I was getting you
a Super Ball. Damn!
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I told you, I don't
like presents that bounce.
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Did you hear that? The
shrill voice. The bossy tone.
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The random hatred
of all things that bounce.
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Oh, my God.
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She's Jackie.
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A new Jackie.
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A blonde Jackie.
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Blackie.
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We are doomed.
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Well, I can't spend the
night alone with that.
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Jackie, you have to
sleep in my house.
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Ooh! Good idea.
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Put both Jackies
in the same room,
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toss some
lipstick in the middle,
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watch them tear
each other to shreds.
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No. No, no. I don't
wanna sleep over.
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Well, I don't like her.
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Come on.
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We'll do, like, girlie things. It'll be
like a pyjama party with makeovers.
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Donna, I'm not interested
in stupid girlie things.
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Look, I'm not shallow anymore.
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Don't do that when I'm eating.
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Jackie, come on.
You'll have all night
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to chip away at her self-esteem.
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We can whisper
about her and then when
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she asks us what we
were talking about
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we can giggle
and say, "Nothing."
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Oh, wait, I've done that to you.
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That's where I got it.
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Okay. Okay. Here's what I think
would teach her a good lesson.
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Dress her up like a Swiss
mountain girl, us fellas will come over,
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make a couple of daiquiris, get
a little tipsy, see what happens.
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What? Okay.
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That's not a very good punishment.
We should spank her, too.
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I don't hear any kids.
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They're at The Hub.
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So, we have
the house to ourselves.
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Interesting.
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Don't open it.
I'll throw in a foot massage.
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It could be The Franklin Mint.
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I ordered those GoneWith the Wind plates.
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Mom, Daddy.
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I told you not to open it.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, we just thought
we'd drop by.
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You came all the way
from Phoenix just to drop by.
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Oh! So you're lost and you
need directions back home.
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That's no problem.
Go south until you see cactus.
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If you hit a guy with a
sombrero, you've gone too far.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Why are you really here?
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Well, we had
a reversal of fortune.
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Tell them what happened.
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I bought an ostrich farm.
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Tell them what else happened.
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It was next to a coyote farm.
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Great story.
See you at Christmas.
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He lost all our money.
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We had to sell the house in
Phoenix, which is why we're here.
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An ostrich farm, Burt?
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Who the hell wants
to eat an ostrich?
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Coyotes, apparently.
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You see what I live with?
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Well, I'm sure Daddy was just
doing what he thought was best.
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You could show
him some sympathy.
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Him? What about me?
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It's always difficult
for the beautiful women.
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You never
understood that, Kitty.
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Jackie's acting
really strange, man.
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I think she doesn't like
Kelso having a new chick.
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No. Jackie's acting strange
because Jackie hates Annette,
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because Jackie and Annette
are the same person.
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And that's scary, 'cause there can
only be one devil, one Hitler, one...
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Darth Vader.
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That's not it. Something's
going on, and I don't like it.
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Like, you think maybe she
still has feelings for Kelso?
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I don't know, but it's bad, man.
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I get the same feeling I get
right before I shoplift something.
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Oh, it's an old story.
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Orphan boy falls for rich girl.
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Doofus shows up with whore.
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Rich girl goes back to doofus.
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Fez consoles whore, sexually.
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And orphan boy ends up alone,
slowly going blind from self-abuse.
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Too far?
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I had a feeling it was too far.
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What are you guys
doing sitting down here
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when the girls are having a
pyjama party right next door?
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Oh, I can just imagine
what's going on over there.
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No, no, Fez. I got this one.
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I know.
Let's have a pillow fight.
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Even though it's hard to do when
I'm encumbered by all these clothes.
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Jackie, take off my nightie.
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Not yet.
I wanna practice kissing.
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Just kissing? Or can we rub
up against each other, too?
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Well, Annette, you can't
have one without the other.
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Yay!
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You know, it occurs to me
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that you can see right into
Donna's house from my driveway.
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You don't say?
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I'm gonna go get
some Cracker Jacks.
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She's so cheap, she
could be the prize in the Cracker Jacks.
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Wow. You're jealous.
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I am not jealous.
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I just wanna pop
that inflatable bitch
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and watch her fly
around the room.
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Look, here's the thing, Jackie.
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Kelso likes bossy, vain,
shallow princess types,
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and since you're
no longer available,
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he shipped one in from out west.
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He's not supposed to replace me.
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He's supposed to sit around
and pine for me.
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You can't have your
cake and eat it, too.
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Oh, my God! It is always
about food with you.
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It's like you're
not even listening.
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Okay. New rule for
slumber parties,
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Annette wears a robe.
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No, Annette, not the robe.
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Quick. Somebody yell,
"Pillow fight," in a girl voice.
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Forman, that's your cue.
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What are you boys looking at?
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We're just
testing out the crates.
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For charity.
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Right. But now that we're
done, let's head inside, gang.
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You coming?
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No, I told your grandmother I
was coming outside for a cigarette.
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Grandpa, you smoke?
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Nope.
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So...
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So did you guys
hear about that woman
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who might be the first female
member of the Supreme Court?
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No.
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But I did hear
the Dallas Cowboys might
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hire their first
redheaded cheerleader.
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Ew!
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That's exactly what I said.
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Uh-oh.
Redhead in the room.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Nothing.
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Burt.
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Burtikins.
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Burt!
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Eric, would you please go
find your grandfather
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before my head explodes?
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You are all such nice boys. I
have a quarter for each one of you.
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Thanks, Grandma B.
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Someone call an ambulance.
What's wrong?
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Grandpa's on the ground.
He's not moving.
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They got ice cream
in the cafeteria!
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Ice cream? Kelso, my
grandpa's in Intensive Care.
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Yeah, but I told them
it was my grandfather
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so I got the ice cream for free.
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Put it down.
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Fine, but when my burrito's
ready, I'm eating it.
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Why does everybody
go everywhere with us?
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Look at all these damn kids.
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I feel like a Mormon.
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Man, I feel like we should
know something by now.
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That is the third coffee break
that doctor's had.
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00:14:25,049 --> 00:14:27,801
Hey, buddy! Quit the coffee!
Fix the sickies, all right?
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00:14:30,888 --> 00:14:32,890
Hey, who took my ice cream?
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Oh, sure, it's always
the foreign guy.
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Fez, you're holding the spoon.
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Oh, sure, it's always the
foreign guy with the spoon.
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Kitty, how's Burt?
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Well...
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I don't know how to say this.
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Daddy's gone to a better place.
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Good. 'Cause this
hospital sucks.
251
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What?
252
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,511
Oh.
253
00:15:13,263 --> 00:15:15,015
This hospital sucks.
254
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,109
Mrs. Forman,
I'm so sorry for your loss.
255
00:15:26,276 --> 00:15:28,486
The service was lovely.
256
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,738
Aw, geez.
257
00:15:31,823 --> 00:15:33,283
Aw, geez.
258
00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,287
Aw...
We got it, Bob.
259
00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:44,335
Mom, how you doing?
260
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,337
Oh, I'm fine.
261
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,840
Mom.
262
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:52,385
Your husband, my father,
is gone. You're not fine.
263
00:15:52,427 --> 00:15:55,931
You're right. I think I chipped
a tooth on your manicotti.
264
00:15:57,099 --> 00:15:59,309
When I die, get a caterer.
265
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:07,317
Hey, man.
Sorry about your grandpa.
266
00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:09,486
I didn't know him,
267
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,989
but there's a Carly Simon song
that always cheers me up.
268
00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,573
No, you don't have to...
269
00:16:13,615 --> 00:16:17,327
♪ I haven't got
time for the pain
270
00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:21,498
♪ I haven't
the room for the pain
271
00:16:21,539 --> 00:16:24,293
♪ I haven't
the need for the pain ♪
272
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,460
Oh, that's great.
273
00:16:25,502 --> 00:16:27,796
♪ Anymore ♪
274
00:16:30,507 --> 00:16:32,342
What do I do?
Do I clap?
275
00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:40,934
I'm just gonna walk away.
276
00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:46,564
That was awesome.
277
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,358
Do you know DevilWent Down to Georgia?
278
00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:53,280
No, Michael. She's
got better things to do.
279
00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:56,325
Hey, come on! Let's
go try on people's coats.
280
00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:01,371
So, the rich girl
goes off with the whore.
281
00:17:03,207 --> 00:17:05,375
That's a happy ending.
282
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:09,213
Put it on ice and you
got yourself a show.
283
00:17:09,254 --> 00:17:12,132
Yeah, so Jackie and
Annette are friends now?
284
00:17:12,174 --> 00:17:13,734
I guess I don't have anything
to worry about then.
285
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:16,845
Never count Kelso out.
He's got a way about him.
286
00:17:16,887 --> 00:17:19,348
You know, when he talks to you,
287
00:17:19,389 --> 00:17:22,184
it's like you're
the only one in the room.
288
00:17:22,226 --> 00:17:24,106
You're, like, half in love
with him, aren't you?
289
00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:29,399
Hey, Eric, I brought
you half a beer.
290
00:17:31,902 --> 00:17:35,280
Well, it's mixed with half a
Coke, 'cause Red caught me.
291
00:17:35,947 --> 00:17:37,615
So, are you okay?
292
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,076
Yeah. I guess.
293
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,452
Hey, thanks for coming.
294
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,054
I'm really sorry
about your grandfather.
295
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,581
I mean, right in
your own driveway?
296
00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:46,416
What was he doing
out there anyway?
297
00:17:46,457 --> 00:17:48,543
Oh, he caught us spying
on your slumber party.
298
00:17:55,259 --> 00:17:58,220
Wait, you were
spying on us? Eric!
299
00:17:58,262 --> 00:18:00,889
Okay, if anyone should
be mad, it should be us,
300
00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:03,433
because, lady, you do not know
how to throw a slumber party.
301
00:18:06,311 --> 00:18:09,064
Flannel pyjamas?
What are you, 100?
302
00:18:11,566 --> 00:18:13,366
Do you need a nightie?
I'll buy you a nightie.
303
00:18:19,783 --> 00:18:24,037
So, am I allowed to drink
around you guys yet?
304
00:18:24,079 --> 00:18:27,498
Eric, put that back. That's
your mother's emergency wine.
305
00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:37,050
So, Mom, you haven't said much.
306
00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:40,387
Are you holding it in? 'Cause
it's okay to let it out. We're family.
307
00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:43,556
If anybody needs to let anything
out, I'd be happy to leave.
308
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,518
It's just so typical of Burt
309
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,981
to make everyone come up from
Phoenix in the middle of winter.
310
00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:54,484
He never thought about anybody but
himself and those damned ostriches.
311
00:18:58,363 --> 00:19:00,115
Did you hear that?
312
00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:02,367
That is not grieving.
313
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:05,162
Okay, Kitty. Calm down.
314
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:09,124
It's not as bad as you think.
Maybe you're just having a hot flash.
315
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,502
Oh!
316
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:14,754
Dad!
317
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:16,755
No!
318
00:19:22,012 --> 00:19:23,888
Eric,
319
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:27,476
I need you to get to the wine.
320
00:19:34,899 --> 00:19:38,362
My father's thoughtless!
I'll tell her who's thoughtless.
321
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,533
What is it?
322
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:48,121
I, uh...
323
00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:52,209
Just wanted to see if you
wanted another blanket.
324
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,878
Yes, that would
be very nice. Thank you.
325
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,769
Hey, Mom, Dad wanted
me to give you this.
326
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,993
Donna, great news.
I'm not jealous of Annette.
327
00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:29,120
I mean, I thought I was,
and I was afraid
328
00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:31,289
that I might still
have feelings for Michael.
329
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:34,042
But I got to know her
and now I really like her.
330
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,838
That is such a
relief, because, you know,
331
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,632
what with Burt dying,
I was worried about you.
332
00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:44,553
Yeah, me, too.
333
00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:47,472
That was sarcasm.
334
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,559
Well, whatever it was,
it was very thoughtful.
335
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,479
It is such a relief knowing I
don't have feelings for Michael.
336
00:20:55,272 --> 00:20:57,023
Get off my boyfriend!
337
00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:01,236
Oh, yeah!
338
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,540
I don't know why she's so
upset. I was barely touching you.
339
00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:24,342
Okay. This one's for Burt.
340
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,511
And a-one and a-two and a...
341
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:29,639
♪ Amazing grace
342
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,976
♪ How sweet the sound
343
00:21:33,017 --> 00:21:38,064
♪ That saved
a wretch like me ♪
344
00:21:38,106 --> 00:21:39,316
Bring it home, brother!
345
00:21:39,357 --> 00:21:42,527
♪ I once was lost
346
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:45,655
♪ But now am found
347
00:21:45,696 --> 00:21:48,908
♪ Was blind, but now... ♪
348
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,411
Night-night.
349
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,435
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