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Hey, guys.
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It is literally
a million degrees out.
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I'm wearing shorts in January!
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Have you ever seen
prettier legs on a fellow?
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Michael, we'll admire
your legs later.
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Snow Prom is tomorrow.
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We need to keep up our campaign
for Snow Queen and Snow King.
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Jackie, I did campaign. I wrote
our names all over the place.
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Kelso, you peed in the snow.
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In cursive!
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It was awesome.
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Okay, look, you may not
take this seriously, but I do.
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I used to be a rich,
popular girl.
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But now that my dad has
cut me off, I'm not rich,
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so I have to be
twice as popular.
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Okay, maybe you should spend
less time worrying about being popular
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and more time being
thoughtful, friendly, considerate.
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Okay, can I get a translation?
Because that was gibberish.
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Come on, Michael.
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Hey, you know what?
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We should all go to Snow
Prom together, in one car.
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All of us hanging out,
laughing, driving.
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Good times.
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You need a ride, don't you?
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I so do. Pick me up
at the radio station.
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All right.
We'll all go together.
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Whoa, whoa. Hyde, you're
going to a school dance?
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You're gonna stink-bomb the
teachers' lounge, aren't you? I want in!
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No, man, kid stuff.
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See, during the dance, I'm going to
throw a party in Coach Ferguson's office.
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I'm bringing my best stuff.
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A party with your best stuff?
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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- You know it.
- Oh, boy, you have a pinata?
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It's weird. I feel like
I'm forgetting something.
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I've got my watch, my wallet,
my who-am-I-kidding condom.
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Yeah, sounds like you got
everything, except for a tall redhead.
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Yeah. What man
doesn't love a tall red...
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Oh, my God, Donna!
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I forgot Donna.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Mr. Hyde?
In school after hours?
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What, are you trying
to establish an alibi?
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Coach Ferguson,
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shouldn't you be on the football
field, teaching boys to play with balls?
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Don't push my buttons, wiseacre.
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And there he goes.
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I think now is a good time
to go fumigate his office.
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Oh. I have exciting
news for you two.
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Michael, you have been
elected Snow King.
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Yeah!
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And, Jackie, you are the new
Snow Queen runner-up!
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Oh, my God! This is
the happiest day of my life!
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Wait, runner-up?
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How could that be?
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There's been a mistake.
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It was fixed.
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You poke me one more time,
I'm gonna paddle you.
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That'd be hot.
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I have
a serious announcement.
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A tornado warning has been
issued. I'm told it's code red.
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I don't know the codes,
but red sounds serious.
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Michael, this is
my worst nightmare.
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A tornado is your
worst nightmare?
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Mine's monsters.
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How could I be runner-up?
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If I'm not a rich,
popular girl, I'm nothing.
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I'm like Donna.
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No, Jackie, you are the
girlfriend to the Snow King.
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All right, now, as Snow King, I
must lead my people to safety.
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All right, everyone!
Everyone, follow me.
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Remain calm, people!
These are just sports balls!
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Everyone grab a ball!
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All right.
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I'm just so worried about Eric.
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A tornado in January?
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Yeah, life's full of surprises.
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Like these two showing up
'cause they don't have a basement.
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Surprise.
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Gee, Red, you seem grouchy.
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Surprise!
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Red, if Eric gets caught in a
tornado, he'll get blown to Canada.
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He's very light.
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Kitty, the gym is
the town's bomb shelter.
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He'll be fine.
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I just hope he's not crying.
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Everybody knows he's my kid.
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Okay, you're right.
Eric's fine.
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Let's just talk
about something else.
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Ooh, you know, Joanne taught
me a lot about lady orgasms.
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They've been around
longer than I thought.
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Okay, so talking's bad.
I know, charades.
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- No, thanks.
- What, are you chicken?
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Did you just call me "chicken"?
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That's it. Move the couch,
Kitty. She's going down.
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Oh, yeah.
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Busted, hophead.
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People of
the make-out stairwell,
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this is your Snow King speaking.
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Hit the lights, fool!
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No, there's a tornado.
Everyone go to the gym.
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The Snow King has spoken!
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All right. That's gross.
Who threw the retainer?
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Oh, my God, Fez! A tornado?
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This changes everything. This
could be our last night here on earth.
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Oh, no.
I'm going to die a virgin.
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Not if I have
anything to say about it.
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You can talk all you want,
but there's a tornado coming.
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Fez, I mean, let's do it.
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It?
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"It" it?
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All right.
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I'm going to need you.
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- Eric, you're here!
- Donna, look,
I'm sorry I'm late.
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And I really did want to pick you up before
the dance. So it's no big deal, really.
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No big deal?
It's a huge deal.
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I was in
the back filing records,
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and suddenly everyone was
gone, and I was stuck here alone.
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And you risked
the tornado for me.
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Tornado?
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What tornado...
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Could stop me from helping you?
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So, uh, tell me,
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um, is the tornado still,
like, um...
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Like, out there?
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- Yeah. They say it's a biggie.
- Oh.
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Eric, are you okay?
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Sure, it's just that now
that I know you're okay,
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I can finally start
worrying about me.
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And, see, the thing about me is,
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I don't wanna die.
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So,
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what to do?
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Let's see, there's you,
there's me, candlelight.
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You know, back in the old days
we would have...
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- We're not doing that.
- Uh-huh. Yep. Yeah.
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So quick to dismiss the thing
you once ached for.
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You mean, cheese sticks?
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If you want to
call it that, sure.
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Gyrating.
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Twisting.
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Hips!
You make me feel like hips!
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Hah!
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Time! We win.
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I was dancing!
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"You make me feel like hips"?
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It could have been a song.
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Is it hard to lose, Red?
'Cause you make it look so easy.
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You're in big trouble, bud.
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You should suspend me.
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I need a vacation.
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A tornado's coming.
It's code red.
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You know what that means.
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I think it's serious.
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A tornado?
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Deadly spirals of wind
really freak me out.
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- All right, Coach Girlie. Calm down.
- I can't die yet!
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There's so much
I haven't experienced.
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I bet I know one thing
you haven't experienced.
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Tornadoes get a bad rap, man.
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It's not like The Wizard of Oz.
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I mean, where are the midgets?
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I bet I could bench,
like, 10 midgets.
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Hey, look at all this stuff
you confiscated.
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Mine.
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Mine.
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Ooh, la, la!
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Mine now.
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Why am I not Snow Queen?
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For the last two weeks,
I was nice to everybody.
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Well, maybe not the AV club,
but I mean, come on.
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Jackie, you can't just be nice
for two weeks.
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You have to be nice
all the time.
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Or very handsome.
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Oh! My banana nose!
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I thought this was gone forever.
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It's still funny!
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Maybe Donna was right.
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Maybe being popular isn't as
important as being nice to people.
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I mean, I know that sounds
wrong, but anything's possible.
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Hey, Jackie, whatever makes
you feel better about being a loser.
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Hey, watch the banana nose!
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Hey, Hyde, when this is all over,
you think we'll still be friends?
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Well, my head says no,
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but my heart says no.
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So, no.
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Wonder what Donna and Forman
are doing right now.
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This is the best tornado ever!
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I know! And who better
to be stuck here with
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than America's most
beloved rock band,
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ladies and gentlemen, Aerosmith!
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As rock legends, we've had
some pretty good times,
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but it doesn't get any better
than this. Hello, Wisconsin!
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Yeah, I dig this joint, too.
Hello, Wisconsin.
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That was your Aerosmith?
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You're bad at that.
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00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:09,433
Steven Tyler is way cooler,
and Joe Perry is so dreamy.
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God, you're bad at that.
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What? That was dead-on!
Right, guys?
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I bought it.
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You, uh, really
think I'm dreamy?
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Whoa.
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The station manager's stuff
is way better than ours.
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Well, I lived my dream.
Let's go.
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Oh, wait. We can't just
leave Jackie here like that.
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You're right.
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Okay, we're good.
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Oh, Toto.
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Losing Snow Queen has left me
searching for guidance.
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Surely the Wizard of Oz
can help.
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Jackie, why'd you make me
the Scarecrow? He needs a brain.
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No. No, I made you
the Scarecrow
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because you love chasing birds.
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- I do love chasing birds.
- Okay.
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Is this some kind of
joke? 'Cause I'm not laughing.
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Kelso's the Scarecrow? Yeah.
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Look, guys!
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I'm a bear.
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Fez, you're the Cowardly Lion.
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But I wanna be a bear.
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At least you got a brain.
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This sucks.
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Will everyone
just shut up?
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When it's your dream, you
could be whatever you want.
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I wanna be a bear.
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00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:16,977
Jackie, what the hell?
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She totally made you a witch.
That's so awesome!
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She made you a flying monkey.
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00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:31,909
What?
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00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,995
Oh, crap!
257
00:16:35,788 --> 00:16:37,581
- Let's kick her ass!
- Yeah.
258
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,546
Miss Wizard, I'm confused.
259
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,256
I lost Snow Queen.
260
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:49,092
And now I'm wondering
if titles and popularity
261
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,304
aren't as important as being
a good person.
262
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,556
Well, how do you know
when you're a good person?
263
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:57,685
When everyone likes you,
right? When you're popular.
264
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,146
And how do you know
when you're popular?
265
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,690
Oh, my God!
266
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,775
When you win
titles like Snow Queen!
267
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,488
Winning titles and being a
good person are the same thing.
268
00:17:10,823 --> 00:17:13,074
So you go after
that title, child.
269
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:16,620
Oh, I will, Miss Wizard.
I will.
270
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:20,415
And remember, if someone calls
you shallow, they're just jealous.
271
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,737
They're just jealous...
272
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,306
Our own private stairwell.
273
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,726
This is exactly how I pictured
losing my virginity.
274
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,063
Except it was on
a bed of flowers
275
00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:45,399
and there were two of you.
276
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:53,073
Tornado passed through,
is heading to Illinois.
277
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,868
Kiss my ass, Chicago!
278
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,373
Oh, my God! We're safe.
279
00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,752
Sex just doesn't seem
important anymore.
280
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,629
I... I disagree.
281
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,719
And... And here's why.
282
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:15,971
Let's go
celebrate with everyone.
283
00:18:22,061 --> 00:18:24,221
Oh, you can make a tornado,
but you can't let me do it?
284
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,984
Oh, you are not a just God!
285
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,236
Okay.
286
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,115
No six.
287
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,992
No six.
288
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,827
And
289
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,412
six!
290
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,752
Park Place.
291
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:48,378
Pay up.
292
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,860
I told you we shouldn't spend
all our money on Marvin Gardens.
293
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:57,638
Oh, and Baltic Avenue
was such a help.
294
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,476
I bought that with my
beauty-contest winnings.
295
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,732
Poor Red, losing again.
296
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:11,819
While we have this
large housing development
297
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,072
that I like to call Joanne Land.
298
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,783
Where's Red Land?
299
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:23,497
I'll tell you where it is.
300
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,898
- It's right up your...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
301
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,836
This just in.
302
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,964
The National Weather Service
has canceled the tornado warning.
303
00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:35,759
And updating our top story, a
local teen is in critical condition...
304
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,218
Oh, game over. Call it a tie.
305
00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:42,016
- A tie? We had all the money.
- So?
306
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,059
We had
the get-out-of-jail-free card.
307
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,354
And you can't put
a price on freedom.
308
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:50,190
Night, night.
309
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,447
Look, Jackie,
I know you're upset,
310
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:00,951
and I don't know why
you're not Snow Queen.
311
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,871
But I do know this,
I am Snow King.
312
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,209
So that's pretty cool.
313
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,963
Michael, I'm not upset.
314
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:15,132
I just had the best dream,
315
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:17,217
and now I've got to
campaign for next year.
316
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,928
Guys, how's my hair?
317
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,229
- Yeah, it's fantastic.
- Wonderful. Wonderful.
318
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,394
This was fun.
319
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,438
We haven't just
hung out in, like, forever.
320
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,857
Plus, you're, like, my hero.
321
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,484
Most guys would not risk a
tornado for an ex-girlfriend.
322
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,610
Yeah.
323
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,331
Wow.
324
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,588
Yeah, well,
I just wanted to kiss you
325
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,299
before you found out
that I went to the dance,
326
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,736
forgot you, and I didn't know
about the tornado.
327
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,220
Okay, this was swell.
328
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,598
Wait, wait, wait.
329
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,559
So, you forgot me?
330
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,065
Okay, you're mad.
331
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,527
Actually, no.
332
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,463
I mean, if we were still
dating, I'd be super pissed.
333
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,365
But we're not,
so it's kind of funny.
334
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,661
You know what?
Let me buy you a burger.
335
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:32,227
I can't believe you totally snaked
a kiss under false pretenses.
336
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,771
Yeah, I'm a little
proud of that, yeah.
337
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,180
Well, I'm a lock for next year.
338
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,515
I introduced myself to everyone,
339
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,434
and I know they liked me,
340
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,603
'cause they laughed
at everything I said.
341
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,400
I mean, I even shook hands with
that nose-picking, chess-club guy.
342
00:21:58,693 --> 00:21:59,736
Ooh, I'd better wash up.
343
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,367
- You ready?
- Yeah.
344
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,391
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