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So, Eric, have you made your
Christmas list for Santa yet?
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Well, um, I was going to,
but then I turned 10.
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Steven made his.
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T-shirts.
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Well, I guess I could ask for a
cassette player for the Vista Cruiser,
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like I have for
the last 80 years,
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but I won't get one, so, I might
as well just ask for a raincoat.
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Oh, so you want a raincoat.
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Man, remember when you used to
come downstairs Christmas morning
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and you'd see your stocking over
the fire, you know, all filled with toys?
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Well, one year, I saw my
mom's pantyhose on the radiator,
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and, uh, Uncle "Strange Man"
sleeping on the floor.
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He had a red nose though.
That's Christmas-y.
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Yeah, Christmas used to be
so cool.
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- Now it's just another day.
- Okay. Okay.
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It sounds like somebody needs
a little holiday cheer.
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I know!
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You could direct the
Christmas pageant at the church.
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Hey, yeah, that's the
worst idea I've ever heard.
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Eric, you used to love that
pageant when you were a little boy.
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And you need some Christmas
spirit. And I already signed you up.
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Well, it was fun
when we were kids.
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Then again,
so was eating crayons, but...
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Yeah, okay. I'll do it.
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- Good. Okay, now, Steven...
- No!
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No!
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Oh.
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So, you won't be in a show about
how there was no room at the inn,
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even though this innkeeper
gave you a room?
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Your guilt has no power over me!
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I'll do it.
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♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la, boned ♪
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Guys, check this out. It looks
just like when we were kids.
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And look, the Wise Men gifts,
gold, myrrh, and...
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Hyde, I think this one's yours.
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That'd be my
baggie of frankincense.
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Well, if it isn't
Mr. First-time Director.
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I thought I'd direct,
but the church board,
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whose average age
is "nearly dead,"
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feels that I don't speak to
the younger generation.
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Oh, Pastor Dave, I loved last
year's Silent Night, Jazzy Night.
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It was really funny.
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It was a drama.
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You guys, you guys!
Great news.
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Rudolph, Santa Claus
is Comin' to Town,
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The Little Drummer Boy,
they're all on TV this week.
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We can watch them!
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Yeah. We can wear our PJs and
eat gumdrops and drink Kool-Aid.
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Hooray!
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Yeah!
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Okay, guys,
let's talk about your parts.
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Okay, Eric,
I want to be the Virgin Mary.
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See, she's pure and holy
and rides a unicorn.
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No, Jackie, uh,
she doesn't ride a unicorn.
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She does now.
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A white unicorn with speckles.
Write that down.
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Hey, is there anyone in this show who
just kinda lies there and does nothing?
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Um, there's the baby
in the manger.
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I call baby in the manger.
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Uh, all right, Eric,
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I don't want to play Joseph
as a carpenter.
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Oh, how about if I play him
as a spaceman?
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Okay, uh, Kelso, I don't think
Jesus was the son of a spaceman.
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Oh, really?
Where do you think God lives?
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It's true, man.
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What the hell?
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It's the Russians.
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Oh, jeez.
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Bob!
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Hey there,
hi there, ho-ho-ho there!
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Bob, it's midnight!
Turn that crap off!
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What would I do that for?
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Hey, check out
the keister on Mrs. Claus.
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I know what I want
for Christmas.
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Bob, are you drunk?
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I'm not sober!
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Eric, I have a little problem
with my part.
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Um, it turns out you have me
playing a Wise Man.
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Why can't there be
any Wise Women?
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll take that up with the guy
who wrote the Bible.
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Let me get back to you.
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Okay, Kelso, you are now
playing a Wise Man.
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- Or a space Wise Man.
- Better. Better.
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How come the foreign guy
has to play the shepherd?
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I have never
herded sheep in my life.
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Well, once, as a favor.
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Why can't I be a lifeguard?
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Or a space lifeguard.
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Then I could herd
all the ladies into the pool.
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"Into the pool, ladies!"
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Now, that's a good role.
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Okay, uh, everyone? Everybody?
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Um, all of your ideas
are all, um...
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Stupid. Okay, moving on.
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At the end of the play, when
Santa comes in that door...
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- Oh! How about...
- Kelso, I swear to God,
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if you say space Santa, I'm
gonna kick you in the head.
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Never mind.
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Red, are you stealing
Bob's Christmas decorations?
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It's only stealing
if you, uh... If you keep it.
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I'm throwing all this crap away.
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Oh, my God.
I'm married to the Grinch.
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I'm Mrs. Grinch.
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Well, as long as you're not
Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine.
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Leo, those guys are
driving me crazy in there.
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Do you know what they think
is Christmas-y? Unicorns.
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Right, no, I'm sorry.
Space unicorns.
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Well, that's redundant.
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Do you have any idea what
this is gonna look like, man?
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Shark! Everybody out of the
water! And off with your tops!
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Make way,
Virgin Mother coming through.
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We come bearing gifts of
frankincense, myrrh, and Led Zeppelin IV.
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Let me get a look at that cute
little baby girl Jesus.
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♪ Rockin' around
the Christmas tree
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♪ At the Christmas
party hop... ♪
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I'm just gonna go home.
Holiday Inn is on TV.
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Now, that's Christmas.
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You can't go home, man.
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This pageant's your chance to
spread some Christmas spirit.
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And that's contagious, like VD.
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I just...
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I don't think
I have it anymore, Leo.
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Don't be fooled, man.
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00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,568
VD comes back.
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No, not...
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Okay.
Yeah, I'll watch for that.
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00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,627
So, dipping into
the frankincense, I see.
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Well, no more of that, okay?
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We're gonna do this play the
way it was meant to be done.
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And no spaceman.
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And anyone who doesn't like
that is no Christmas friend of mine.
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And we should be
a little bit nicer
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to those of us who want
to watch Christmas specials.
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I mean, when Rudolph's nose
shone so bright,
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and Santa realized he could
guide the sleigh at night,
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that was a great moment
in American history.
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Kelso, Rudolph was small,
had a girlie voice,
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and I'm pretty sure he was
a little light in the hooves,
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if you know what I mean.
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Of course he was light in
the hooves. He could fly.
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Oh!
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I would have guessed Prancer.
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Well, you've all ignored me,
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so I'll take that as a
resounding vote of confidence.
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Guys, let's do this thing.
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What on God's green earth?
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But, Pastor Dave, I was just...
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Oh, I know what you were doing.
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I recognize that smell
from the AC/DC concert.
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I was handing out leaflets.
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- No, but I wasn't...
- Eric Forman, you're fired.
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You know what? Fine.
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Rudolph had a girlfriend.
Her name was Clarice.
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She thought he was cute.
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Okay, if anyone was gay,
it was that... That Hermey.
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No straight elf
has hair like that.
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Well, as you may know by now,
I had to let Eric go.
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Wait, you fired Eric?
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Who's gonna direct the play?
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I guess that responsibility
falls unto me.
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And I am willing to be the
reluctant hero on this year's pageant,
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and whip all you
ne'er-do-wells into shape.
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Okay, kids, that was a good one.
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Now, let's work on the scene
where you untie me.
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And action.
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Give me my stuff back, Red.
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Don't know what you're
talking about, Bob.
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And no!
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Oh, Red, just give it back.
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You don't want anybody
to have a happy Christmas.
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Oh, you want happy?
Drink another six-pack.
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Oh, this is nice.
This is great.
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I guess we have a new tradition
here, The Annual Yuletide Fight.
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God, can't anybody just act decent
for one freaking day of the year?
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Well, out of
the mouths of babes, huh?
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Well, fine.
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Bob, your decorations are in the
dumpster behind the liquor store.
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Thanks, Red.
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If I had mistletoe,
I'd kiss you.
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00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:11,059
Yeah, well, if I had
mistlefoot, it'd be in your ass.
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You know what I would like
for Christmas?
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No more talk about you putting
your foot in other people's rear ends.
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Maybe next year, Kitty.
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00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:38,962
Whoa, dudes.
What did you do, man?
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Leo, man. We're just about
to light the Dave.
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I can't believe you guys.
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You managed to bring
a man of God to tears.
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I'm not crying.
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I'm talking about me, man.
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00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:59,274
You know, you guys can hassle
your skinny friend, Eric,
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but when it comes down to
a fundamental moral core,
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he's the only one of you
that's got one.
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So, congratulations.
You've ruined Christmas.
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00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,373
Oh, man.
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00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:18,043
Leo's right. I mean, this
probably isn't our finest hour.
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I don't know.
It's pretty damn fine.
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00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:26,927
Well, Jackie, you know, since
everything's ruined, we could,
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I don't know,
go home and watch Rudolph.
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Michael, those shows
are for babies.
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But I want to watch it.
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I wanna!
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Grow up, Michael.
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You never let me have any fun!
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You guys, I feel
kind of bad about Eric.
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- Yeah, maybe
we should go find him.
- Yeah.
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00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,125
Or we could stay here
and wrap Dave.
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I say, get Eric.
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Come on.
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Uh, guys?
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Oh, right.
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There you go.
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00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:25,277
Oh, honey, you looked so sad.
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I am gonna let you open your
big Christmas present early.
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00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,451
Wow.
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00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:36,288
It's kind of the size of...
And it's kind of heavy like...
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00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,749
I knew you wanted one.
228
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:41,710
I can't believe that you
finally got me a raincoat!
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00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,800
See, it's London Fog.
Did I fool you?
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I put rocks in the bottom,
so it would seem heavy.
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00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,018
Well, that's clever.
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Okay, now.
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I'm gonna wrap it back up.
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You can open it Christmas
morning and pretend you're surprised.
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Uh-huh. So, we got that
to look forward to.
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00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,073
Yeah. Okay.
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00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:28,757
Huh!
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00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,928
What's the matter, Kelso?
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00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,138
Rudolph,
I can't watch you anymore.
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My friends say that I'm too old.
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00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:40,060
Ho-ho-hold the phone.
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00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,855
Too old for Christmas?
That's nonsense.
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00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:44,690
Yeah, but everyone's
making fun of me.
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00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:48,485
You know, Kelso, people used
to laugh and call me names.
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They wouldn't let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
246
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- So, what did you do?
- I kicked them in the face.
247
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,243
Blitzen bled like a faucet.
248
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:01,373
Little Drummer Boy,
what are you doing here?
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"Come," they told me.
250
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,336
No, but what am I
supposed to do?
251
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,506
All my friends are gonna think that I'm
a baby if I keep watching your shows.
252
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,508
Oh, screw those dumb asses.
253
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:15,554
If they're too old for Christmas
specials, that's their loss.
254
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:18,724
Can I go now? I'm very cold.
255
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:23,854
Kelso, as long as you really,
really believe in our magical world,
256
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nothing in life
can ever hurt you.
257
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:29,068
So I can watch.
258
00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:31,361
I can watch.
259
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:33,864
Whoo-hoo!
260
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I can watch!
I can watch! I can watch!
261
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,578
Whoo-hoo!
262
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,689
- Look at that face.
- What a nice kid.
263
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So happy.
264
00:18:57,054 --> 00:19:00,849
I'm not too late. I haven't
missed them. Hey, Dave.
265
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,685
Uh, Michael? A little help?
266
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,520
Oh.
267
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,441
That wasn't fun. One of
the lights burned my neck.
268
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:15,114
You know, Pastor Dave, the
only reason we mess with you
269
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- is 'cause we like you.
- You do? You do.
270
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,788
I'm cool. I'm cool.
271
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Oh. Well, if it isn't the dillholes of
Christmas past, present and future.
272
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We came to talk to you about the
pageant. Dave said he'll un-fire you.
273
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,392
'Cause I'm cool.
274
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And we'll do the pageant
however you want.
275
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Yeah, I set them straight, man.
276
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,944
Look, Forman,
just come on back, all right?
277
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,530
- Yeah, it'll be fun.
- Yeah. We can all be together.
278
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,907
I mean,
it's Christmas, you know?
279
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,201
Plus, we got you a present.
280
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:05,539
Oh, man.
281
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A cassette deck.
282
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You guys, thanks.
283
00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:15,590
So, you'll come back?
284
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,968
Yeah, okay.
285
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,595
Oh. Merry Christmas,
Charlie Brown.
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Whoa!
287
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,233
Hey.
288
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,694
Those decorations
aren't half bad.
289
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,280
Look, it's snowing.
290
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,325
Yeah, I hooked up
the snow machine.
291
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:45,286
Don't nobody smoke though.
This stuff might be toxic.
292
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,083
Oh!
293
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:52,252
A tape player. Didn't know
you wanted one of those.
294
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,507
Isn't it beautiful?
295
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,260
Hey, Steven. Fix that
light up there, will you?
296
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:05,182
- Oh, I dropped my candy.
- Oh, no!
297
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,811
Oh. Ah. My knee.
298
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,440
How's that?
299
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,542
Behold!
The Virgin has given birth.
300
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,502
Isn't he cute?
301
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,255
He's got my eyes.
302
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And my hair.
303
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Hark, we come bearing gifts.
304
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Gifts from space.
305
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,975
Kelso.
306
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,644
No! Earth air! Toxic! Choking!
307
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God bless us, everyone.
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00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,382
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