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Well, here are my boys.
How was work?
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Oh, you know, just another day
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of restocking upper Point Place
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with durable household goods.
Sleep soundly, Wisconsin.
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I got some big news from the
Price Mart home office.
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Ooh! They finally
gonna let you
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physically discipline
the workers?
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- No, but I still have
a free hand at home.
- Right.
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Headquarters is having
every manager
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make a departmental
training film.
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And they picked me
for the stockroom.
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Stockroom. Wow!
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Yeah.
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Steve from Oshkosh
got ice-and-snow management.
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Loser.
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Well, Red, that is wonderful.
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Yeah, I know.
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Every single
Price Mart stock boy
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will be trained in
the Red Forman way.
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Oh, you mean,
undermining their self-esteem
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until they're too
weak to fight back?
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You know, if you would just
zip it for a second,
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you might be
interested in hearing
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who I want to play
the stock boy.
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Oh, look, Dad,
I appreciate the thought...
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I'm gonna use this idiot!
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All right!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Man, I guess my movie career
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is getting started
sooner than I thought.
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Kelso's playing the stock boy?
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This is my favorite thing ever.
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Well, Michael does have
marvelous bone structure.
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Oh, but you will too,
honey, once you fill out.
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Oh, man. Mom burn!
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Yep.
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That's twice the normal burn.
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Dad, how can you choose Kelso
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to play the
Price Mart stock boy?
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You have a better suggestion?
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Hello!
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I am a Price Mart stock boy.
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I just came from
stocking at Price Mart.
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And I am currently wearing
a Price Mart stock boy smock.
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Good point, Eric.
Give your smock to Kelso.
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Oh, I don't think my broad,
photogenic shoulders
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are gonna fit in
that little thing.
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Now, don't take
this personal, Son.
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You're just too
twitchy and skinny.
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Well, you know,
the camera adds 10 pounds.
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Yeah, 10. Not 40.
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How could he pick Kelso
to play the stock boy?
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I'm the one with the acting
experience, remember?
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I was mushroom number two
in Alice in Wonderland.
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But you were mushroom
number one in my heart.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey. What's up?
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We're going to lunch.
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We're going to lunch?
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Well, actually, honey,
we're going to lunch.
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You and I are going to lunch?
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Well, no.
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You and Donna and I
are going to lunch?
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Well, almost, honey.
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You and Donna
are going to lunch?
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Nothing gets past you, Einstein.
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I don't think I like
the idea of you two
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going out to lunch together.
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Well, what if we bring
you back a sandwich?
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Well, a sandwich isn't gonna
make me feel better, Mom.
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Okay, then. We're leaving.
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Well, in that case,
I would like a sandwich.
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Yeah, I don't like this day.
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Hey, dudes.
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Hey, Leo man,
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Huggy Bear called.
He wants his suit back.
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Huggy Bear?
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This is my suit, man.
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So, to what do we
owe the fancy pants?
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Great news, man.
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I inherited a million bucks
from my dead uncle.
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Shut up.
No way.
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It's true.
So, come on,
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let's share the wealth!
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Come on, I'll buy
you anything you want.
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Does that include burgers
and nudie mags?
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Include?
That's half the budget, man.
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Eric, have you seen Donna?
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She was supposed to help me
sort out my daytime cosmetics
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from my nighttime cosmetics,
but she never showed up.
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Oh, you haven't heard?
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Donna's got a new friend.
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And I, for one,
think it's time you met her.
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Donna, what are you doing?
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We invented a new cookie.
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It's a variation of
the snickerdoodle.
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We're calling it
the "Donnakitty."
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Or the "Ditty."
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We haven't decided.
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Donna, you're supposed to be
sorting, as in my cosmetics.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm real sorry I missed that.
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It started as an annoying,
but innocent lunch.
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And now they're inventing
cookies. It's growing, man.
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It's the freaking Blob.
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Donna, why do you
need a new friend?
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Haven't I always
been there for you?
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Uh, no.
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I hope your cookies burn!
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Eric, old people
and young people
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are not supposed to
spend time together.
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It's unnatural.
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What am I
supposed to do about it?
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Well, you better do something.
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You know what girls talk about
when they get together.
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Um...
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Sugar and spice
and everything nice?
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That's what we're
made of, you dumb ass.
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They talk about men,
and that would be you.
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Well, barely.
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You know,
you could really use a refill
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on the "everything nice."
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You know,
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I wasn't that worried about Donna
and my mom talking about me,
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but now that I'm all paranoid,
I'm all, like,
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paranoid.
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I mean, when did it become
okay for them to be friends?
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Right after your father
replaced you
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with a semi-literate,
pretty boy.
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That's me.
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So, I've been thinking about
great actors to model myself after,
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and I choose Travolta.
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Kelso,
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I can think of no better way
to impress Red
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than by acting like Travolta
in his industrial film.
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Bravo, man.
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That is good advice.
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Man...
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I don't want Donna and my mom
talking about me.
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Yeah and Donna's a big mouth.
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Like, she told me how you wore
makeup to last year's class picture.
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What?
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I did not.
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I had a zit.
Stop looking at me.
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Forman,
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you and I are both victims
of parental abandonment.
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Luckily, I have
a rich hippie benefactor.
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He bought me nudie mags
I'd never even heard of.
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"Yeah, I'll stock this shelf!
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"But someday
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"I'm gonna dance
across this whole city."
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That's dead-on.
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Okay, we need to talk.
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It's about,
shall we say, your new crowd.
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And don't even pretend you and
Donna aren't talking about me.
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'Cause I know
what's going on here,
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and it goes a little
something like this...
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Oh, honey,
you look wonderful.
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Say, can we look at
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Eric's naked
baby pictures again?
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They're right here!
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My, you could tell even then
he'd always be small.
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Yeah, he really is tiny.
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It's not satisfying.
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Well, how could it be, dear?
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But at least he's nice.
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Yeah, he's nice.
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Yeah, he's nice...
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For a nancy boy!
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So, what do you say to that?
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All right, now, Kelso.
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You'll just go through a few
typical stock boy tasks
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while I firmly,
but kindly, oversee you.
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Got it.
All right. Let's get started.
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Kelso.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Oh, see, I'm going for
a Travolta thing.
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Okay, my character's
actually a dancer
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who's just stocking shelves
until he makes it big.
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All right, all right, let me
paint a picture for you.
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Just close your eyes.
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Okay,
imagine with your eyes open.
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Just come with me.
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Just stack the cans, moron.
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But why am I stacking cans?
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See, I'm thinking that the
manager is a bad guy.
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So, why would I
stack cans for him?
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Because if you
don't stack the cans,
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the manager is
going to kill you.
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Oh! So I'm afraid for my life.
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That works. All right,
let's act.
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Oh, no. You're alone.
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Where's your
little buddy, Skipper?
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Okay, sweetie.
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My friendship with Donna
is making you uncomfortable,
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so I'm gonna call it off.
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Really?
Mmm-hmm.
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Well, thank you.
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Maybe some of your loyalty
will rub off on Dad.
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Oh. Don't let that bother you.
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Michael may have
movie-star good looks,
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but you are much, much smarter
than he is.
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Okay, why couldn't you have
said that in front of everyone
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instead of how great
Kelso's bone structure is?
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I don't want to
make anybody feel bad.
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Well, good job.
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All right, guys, let's shop!
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Thanks again, Leo.
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Yes, thank you.
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You know what would make
this outfit perfect?
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A cockatoo.
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Then we'll get a cockatoo,
or three.
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Hey, Red, listen,
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I got this great new idea I want
to lay on you about our movie.
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Dad, I've heard this idea,
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and speaking as
an unbiased observer
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with no score to settle...
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...it is great. Go!
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Kelso, you don't
get to have ideas.
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Dad, if I could just interject.
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This idea will literally change
industrial filmdom forever.
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Go get them, Kelso. Go!
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Okay.
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The stock boy
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has a love interest.
No.
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Now, before you say no,
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I already found
the perfect person.
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Oh, stock boy, I love you!
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No. Get out.
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Okay, um...
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Eric's uncomfortable
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because he thinks we talk
about him, which we don't.
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Although that story about him
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wearing makeup to his
class pictures was a hoot.
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But I guess what I'm saying
is, um...
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we probably shouldn't
see each other anymore.
262
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,468
But it's been so
nice having someone
263
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,344
to talk to since my mom left.
264
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,638
I know.
265
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,979
Someone who understands
what I'm going through.
266
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,518
Oh, honey.
267
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,938
Someone to make
banana bread with.
268
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,409
I ate that for dinner
three nights in a row.
269
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:27,446
Oh, you poor, sweet girl.
270
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,115
What the hell?
271
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,124
Boy, being a
millionaire is great.
272
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,712
Well, at least you put
the money to good use.
273
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:45,464
Fun Tart?
274
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:51,011
Don't mind if I do.
Candy Button?
275
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,013
I've got a million of them.
276
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,351
So, Leo, man,
tell us about your Uncle Ed.
277
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,895
Why'd he leave
you all his money?
278
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:03,106
Check it out, man. It's
all in this letter he sent me.
279
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,736
Your Uncle Ed is Ed McMahon?
280
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,114
Yeah.
281
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,658
Who knew I was Scottish?
282
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,792
Damn, Leo, you
didn't inherit $1 million.
283
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,043
That's a sweepstakes contest.
284
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,797
Well, then who has my money?
285
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,551
There is no money,
you son of a bitch!
286
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,180
Oh.
287
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,017
Wow. I guess all this
stuff has to go back.
288
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:42,062
Oh, that means you, too,
Feathery Frank.
289
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,440
Good day.
But, Fez...
290
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,568
I said, good day.
291
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:58,078
I'm
leaving Brooklyn, Mr. Formanelli.
292
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:11,174
And when I get to Manhattan,
I'm gonna be a star.
293
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,220
So, what do you think?
294
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,138
You're fired.
295
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,686
You.
296
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,529
Price Mart
is only as strong
297
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,615
as its weakest stock boy.
298
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:38,118
Just look at what one
well-trained worker can accomplish.
299
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:45,333
Neat, efficient, organized.
The Price Mart way.
300
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,128
And each job completed
301
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,422
with that award-winning
Price Mart attitude.
302
00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:00,849
Remember, you can't spell
stock boy without...
303
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,101
"Oh, boy!"
304
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,731
Perfect.
305
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:10,275
Well, who would have thought
a stock boy would do a good job
306
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,152
playing a stock boy?
307
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:16,156
Yeah, I mean,
it's a topsy-turvy world.
308
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,285
Yeah. You did a good job.
309
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:23,204
Wait a minute.
310
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,373
Are you proud of me?
311
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,586
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't say that.
312
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,924
So, do we hug now?
313
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,385
Men don't hug.
314
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,306
My daddy loves me.
315
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:44,768
Shut it.
316
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,645
I love you, too, Daddy.
317
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,946
Oh, well, look who's here.
318
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:58,991
Do a little shopping, ladies?
319
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,618
Well, it's not like
I can take my dad shopping.
320
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,163
I mean, every time a saleslady
brings over some underwear,
321
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,665
he gets embarrassed and goes,
"Whoo-hoo!"
322
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,504
So, I suppose you have
something snarky to say about that.
323
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,719
You know what?
324
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,595
I don't.
325
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,183
Really?
No.
326
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,145
Look, your mom
327
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:31,106
can't take you shopping,
so, you know what?
328
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:32,988
It's cool with me
if you guys want to hang out.
329
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:35,694
Honey, I am so
glad you understand.
330
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:36,653
Yeah, Eric, thanks.
331
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,655
Yeah.
332
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:42,534
Yeah, just, look, please,
no talking about me, okay?
333
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,622
And no looking at my naked
baby pictures, either.
334
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,418
They're misleading.
335
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,678
Honey, I've already
seen you naked.
336
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,180
Mom.
337
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,432
Oh. And she's
already seen you naked!
338
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:09,937
You know what?
From now on,
339
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,258
that's all we should talk about.
340
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,356
Okay. Leaving now.
341
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:20,572
Okay, here he is on the potty.
342
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,908
Look how hard
he's concentrating.
343
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,161
Oh, ooh, I have
some earlier ones.
344
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,707
Look at that baby.
345
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:34,294
- Didn't he have
the cutest little behind?
- Yeah.
346
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,422
So when did he lose it?
347
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,093
Right around when he turned 10.
348
00:21:41,135 --> 00:21:42,844
It was the strangest thing.
Poof!
349
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,512
Like someone ironed him.
350
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,536
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