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Hey, Mrs. Forman.

My dad's making a cheese
sandwich, but he's missing some stuff.

So, can I borrow
bread and cheese?

Oh, your dad's having a hard
time without your mom, isn't he?

Midge was the brains
of that outfit?

Oh, I'm sorry, Donna.

- Sorry about what?
- You, get Donna
bread and cheese.

Okay.

Wow.
This is a really nice dress.

I know. Isn't it fancy?

It's for the Price Mart Ball
tomorrow night.

Oh, right, the Price Mart Ball.

So who are you taking?
Who's the lucky lady?

Oh, well, I decided not to go.

- Personal choice.
- You don't have a date,
do you?

Okay, you know what?

It's not about,
"Can I get a date?"

It's about this great book
that I'm, like, halfway through.

Plus, you know,
I could get a date.

I've got numbers, buddy.

Sure you do, honey.
You're number one with me.

You're going tomorrow night,
and you'd better not go stag, Eric.

There's nothing worse than an 80-pound
boy dancing with his mommy all night.

You know what? I'll go.

I told you I would,
like, months ago.

But that was before the

- ugliness.
- Eric, I'm over it.

Hey, I'm over it.

Oh, I'm... I'm over it.

Plus, I mean, last year they
had all-you-can-eat shrimp.

Well, I mean,
you know, I'm over it.

Hey, I'm over it.
Yeah, I'm over it.

I was just worried that
you might think it was weird,

us going out on a date.

So, I mean, you know,
the concern laid with you.

Eric, it's not a date.

It's not, I know. I know it's
not a date. It's not a date.

It's a

shrimp fest.

A festival of shrimp,
if you will.

- Exactly.
- So...

- I'll see you tomorrow night.
- Okay.

See, now, look.

My little prince is
going to the ball.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

So, Forman,
you break up with Donna,

but you still get to have sex
and go out on dates with her?

Ride the big red wave, dude.

I should break up with Donna.
"Donna, we are through.

"Let the sex
and dating begin."

Oh, no. It's not a date.

We're just friends now,
because she's over it.

- Well, guess who else
is over it?
- I am.

- Me, too.
- So over it.

Look, man,
breaking up sucks, okay?

When Jackie dumped me,
you know what she said?

"Something, something.
Never wanna see you again.

"Blah-blah-blah."

Hey, you think that didn't hurt?

Okay, you know what?

- I'm done talking about this.
- Good.

But I will say this.

If she doesn't want it to be a
date, then it won't be a date.

I am so cool with that,
because, as we all know,

I am very mature.

Now, if you would
all please excuse me,

my mommy has to
iron my corduroys.

Ah, women.

Am I right, guys?

Ah, who am I kidding?

There's no woman for Fez.

What must Fez do to get a woman?

Well, for one thing, he's gotta
cut out that third-person crap.

It's weird.

You are Fez.

You know something else?

Shoes say a lot about a man.

In your case, your chukka
boots are screaming "virgin."

Damn you, boots.

What else have you told them?

Hey, Fez,

seeing you wear those chukkas
makes me wanna up-chukka.

- Nice.
- Yeah.

It's like I ate too many
chukka-late chip cookies.

Okay.

Yeah, how much wood
could a woodchukka chukka...

Hey. Shut the chukka up.

How am I supposed
to afford new boots?

My Bible-thumping host parents

won't give me an allowance
because I am a pagan.

You know, Leo's looking
for help down at The Fotohut.

The Fotohut, huh?

I can really picture
myself there.

That job and I
will really click.

Oh, I am on a roll

of film.

Ow!

Don't be so negative.

I am the king.

You sure you wanna get in
the Fotohut game?

Now, it can chew you up and
spit you out like a stick of gum,

or something that seemed
edible till you put it in your mouth

and then you realized it's not.

Or a stick of gum.

- What kind of gum?
- Big Red.

Oh, that's fine.

Okay, you're hired,
but you're on probation.

No, wait. I'm on probation.

Oh, wow, I gotta go see
my probation officer.

- So he's my new boss?
- Welcome to paradise.

Oh, Red, don't the kids
look nice for their date?

Yeah. Nice as hell.

- Oh, well,
thanks, Mrs. Forman.
- Actually, Mom,

as Donna so thoughtfully
pointed out earlier, this isn't a date.

Well, I just... I like seeing you
two together. You look so natural.

But we're not together.

Well, sure you are.
I'm looking right at you.

Let's spend the night in the
driveway looking at the kids.

That's what I wanna do.

Oh, hang on one sec.

Oh, hey, Donna?

Why don't you make like
a circle and go 'round, okay?

That's right. Like a circle.

- Slide over or I'll
hit you in the head.
- All right.

- You got yelled at.
- Shut up.

Oh, okay, this is us.

See? This is great.

Being out together, not
on a date, just friends.

I feel, like,
virtually nothing for you.

Me, too.
Here, let's have a seat.

Here you go.
Oh, whoops. Not a date.

- Eric!
- I'm sorry.

Okay, minor glitch.

Let's let the good times roll.

Isn't this nice?

Okay, Kitty. Enough jawing.

Drinks are only free
for the first two hours.

Oh, do you think they have
peach schnapps?

Peach is my favorite schnapp.

Hi. I'm Lyle.
Housewares manager in Oshkosh.

Hi.
Eric, stock boy, Point Place.

And this is my friend,

Donna.

We're not on a date,
even though, I mean...

Even though I did pay for her.

But what can you do?

Tell me, Lyle,
are you here on a real date?

Hey, that's Stewie. Stewie.

Nice going. Scared off Lyle.

Now we'll never meet Stewie.

Eric, what is wrong with you?

Hey, guy, put your arm
around your date.

- Oh, no, she's not my date...
- Oh, just shut up
and take the picture.

Ta-da!

Quitting time, chief?

No.

I devised a system
to streamline our operations.

From now on, all orders
will be filed alphabetically.

So the size of
a customer's boobs?

No longer a factor.

You see, it saves time.
And time, my friend, is money.

But money is not time.

You'd think it would go
both ways, but it doesn't.

Hey.

Moby Dick called.
He wants his shrimp back.

It's those hilarious jokes that I
miss so much since we broke up.

So, uh, should I get us
some punch or...

Wait. Do you get the punch?
Oh, no.

How do we get the punch?

Eric, stop it.
You're being an ass.

Well, why don't you just,
you know, get over it?

I only said that because
I wanna be friends again.

I mean, I wish we could pretend that
we were never boyfriend and girlfriend

and just, you know, be friends.

Donna, it's hard. It's not like
being friends with Hyde, okay?

I haven't, you know,

touched his fun parts.

Well, on purpose.

- We used to have
a lot of fun together.
- Yeah.

Just like there used to be
shrimp in the world.

Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.

When I get back, we're gonna
have a lot of fun together.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Hello.

Hi, I'm Connie.
Pet Supplies, Sheboygan.

Do you, uh, wanna dance?

Oh, uh...

Yeah, I'm kind of
here with someone, so...

Okay. Well, maybe
I'll see you around.

Okay.

- What the hell
is wrong with you?
- Okay, you hurt my arm.

She was a real looker, and for
some reason, she talked to you.

- Go get her.
- What? No.

Dad, Donna's here.

Well, Donna's off having fun, while
you're sitting here being a big lump.

Okay, first of all,

you are way too involved
with my life, okay?

And second of all, Donna's not
having fun. She's in the bathroom.

That's not the bathroom.

Now go talk to that girl
before she comes to her senses

and wants nothing to do
with you.

Oh, God. Your mother's doing
shots with Gladys from Housewares.

Kitty, put it down.

My wife left me. I don't cook.
I don't shop. I'm hungry.

This place scares me,
and I like Salisbury steak.

So you don't cook or shop,
and your idea of a nice meal

is gristly hamburger
smothered in goo?

What woman could let
all that go?

Hey, I've got an upside.

There are things.

I know. You're a good guy.

A good, old-fashioned,
out-of-touch, Stone Age guy.

But, you know,
there's nothing wrong with you

that changing yourself
completely couldn't fix.

Thank you.

Here. In the meantime,
have a pretzel.

- I can tell you
haven't eaten anything.
- I am pretty hungry.

Oh, never shop
when you're hungry,

'cause you'll end up at home
with 15 Salisbury steaks.

Give me those.

See, the problem is,
I have a daughter at home.

I think I'm gonna have
to start feeding her.

I don't think I can do this.

Of course you can't.
Lucky for you, I'm here.

Now we just gotta find everything
you need to make a meat loaf.

Wow, you're gonna
make me a meatloaf?

No. You're gonna
make me a meatloaf.

Okay, but sometimes
I burn myself on the oven.

- I'm, uh... I'm Bob.
- Joanne.

Now haul ass, Bob.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Sorry. Sorry. Oh, Donna.
Oh. Oh.

So are you having
fun at the big ball?

Um, yeah.
You know, at first I wasn't.

- Eric was being
really jerky and weird.
- Uh-huh.

Well, he does that.

I mean, if he gets me
a glass of punch,

it's not like we
have to sleep together.

Well, it would have to be
pretty good punch.

They have an open bar.

Oh, I just wish
Eric could relax.

Well, I think he can.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, good for him.
I'm... I'm glad.

He's dancing with
a beautiful skank!

Well, I will say
this about Price Mart.

They have wonderful balls.

Red, grab that centerpiece.

Oh! Hey, here's another.

Donna, honey,
grab that centerpiece.

Kitty, how many centerpieces
do we need?

Red, they are centerpieces!

- Okay, so don't lose
my number, all right?
- All right.

Eric, what the hell?

- What?
- Why are you kissing her?

- You're on a date with me.
- It wasn't a date.

Well, it is now, you bastard!

Now come open my car door
for me before I kick your ass!

The Fotohut's cool.

Hyde, your job kicks ass.

Yeah. I never thought
I'd be a workingman, man.

But, man, here I am,

working for the man.

Do you know what, man?

I like the man.

Hey, thanks, man.

So, my probation officer
was sure happy I came by.

He even wants to see me
for some additional years.

He's a good guy.

Ugly, fat, whore-y, old,

whore-y, old, four-eyes,
ugly, fat.

Oh, this one's kind of cute.

I mean, for a fatty.

Ahhh!

I mean, for a whore?

God damn, Jackie!
What do you want me to say?

That's it.
I cannot work like this.

Anyone who doesn't
have to be here must leave.

- Fez.
- I said, leave.

Damn, Fez. You've
only been here one day

and you're already trying
to change everything.

Yeah. It's like we crossed
into some different dimension

where we're in some kind of

Fotohut.

It's eerie, man.

And then you encourage him
and what happens?

He ends up kissing a girl while
he's on a date with another girl.

Once again, an open bar spells
disaster for the Forman family.

Red, I am not drunk.

I am upset

and drunk.

All I know is, that is not
the way to behave on a date.

- It wasn't a date!
- It wasn't a date!

- Oh, please.
- Oh, please.

Good morning.

No. It was morning when
I got here, on time.

Now put this on.

Clever, huh? Yes, very.

Fez,

working here is
about goofing off.

You know, creating a model
of inefficiency.

You're ruining the Fotohut, man.

And if you think I'm
gonna stand idly by,

you're right,
'cause that's what I do here.

Oh, Hyde, you're here early.

Oh, slick uniform, man.

Is that how you spell Fotohut?

Yes, but Hyde won't wear it.

Something's gotta change
around here, man.

Amen.

I don't like what's
going on here, man.

That little dude's
making us all look bad.

I'm afraid the boss
is gonna fire me.

Leo, you are the boss.

Did you fire him yet?
I'll take his shifts.

Hey, dude, man,

I think we decided
that you're fired.

Oh.

Well, that's a cold slap
in the groin.

How am I supposed to afford
my new boots?

Here. Just do what I do, man.

Just get some money out of the
register when the boss isn't looking.

Once again, Leo,
you are the boss.

And I'm not looking.

- Hey, kissy-face.
- Ah. Well,

if it isn't

Kooky McShrimp-lover,

who doesn't know how she feels

coming over here like everything's
normal and nothing happened last night.

Yep, that's my
Kooky McShrimp-lover.

I know.
I freaked out. I'm sorry.

Well, that's a first.

Well, this is complicated, okay?

I mean, we do
wanna be friends, right?

Yeah.
I don't wanna be nothing.

Okay. Well, then,
maybe some rules will help.

Like, when we're out on a date
that's not a date,

we can't make out
with slutty girls.

Or that could just be
a rule for me.

Yeah, I mean, Donna, feel
free... No, feel encouraged

to make out with all
the slutty girls you want.

What is this? Is this...

Kissy-girl's phone number?

Uh-huh.

Okay, see you.

Ew.

Ahhh!

I got it. Her phone
number is 7-2-9-3-6.

I think there are a couple
more numbers than that.

Really? Oh, yeah.

It's 7-2-9-3-6,

ampersand?

Maybe, but I just don't
really know how to dial that.

You just...

Oh, yeah. That'd be hard.

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