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Good morning.
I have terrible news.
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Are we out of bacon?
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No. I was outside...
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Remember that time
we were out of bacon?
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Do I?
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Nearly tore this family apart.
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Listen to me!
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Midge left Bob.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, maybe she's
just lost in the backyard.
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This is serious.
I was up early,
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and I saw Midge
getting into her car
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with a suitcase and I said,
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"Where are you
going, Midge?"
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Because I'm concerned, not nosy,
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and she said to me,
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"I am leaving Bob, and
I am never coming back."
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- And I said...
- "Okay".
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And then...
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I laughed like I do
when I'm uncomfortable.
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But what about Donna?
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I mean...
what're they gonna do?
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Well, okay, they
are going to depend
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on the kindness of their
friends and neighbors,
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which is why we need
to go over there
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as a family, to comfort them.
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Yikes.
I don't think so.
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Why not?
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Well, it just
seems like it'd be,
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like, there'd be
an awful lot of...
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Crying.
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Yeah.
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So... no.
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Yeah, no.
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Well, fine.
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I will go myself.
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Hey, where are you
going with my food?
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To Bob and Donna.
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When your wife
or mother leaves you,
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you need a good breakfast.
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I need a good breakfast.
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Well, I didn't leave you.
Eat a pop-tart!
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When I woke up, her
bag was packed and she left.
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Didn't even say
where she was going.
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On the other hand,
we have pancakes
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with egg eyes
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and bacon smiley faces!
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The hash brown hair is nice.
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I can't believe
she would just take off
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without even
a hint or a warning.
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No warning?
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Dad, she was always saying,
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"I'm unhappy,
and I'm gonna leave."
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Honey, that's just
what married people say.
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Did she say where she was going?
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Well, um, she said she was
going to California... to...
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To be a star on Broadway.
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So...
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Oh, Midgie.
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She may not have been smart,
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but she sure was sweet.
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And built, too, boy.
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Okay.
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Thanks, Mrs. Forman,
but I'm really not hungry.
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Oh, what a nightmare.
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She was unhappy, Bob.
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No. She took the El Dorado.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So Midge just took off?
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Ah. Poor Donna.
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Yeah, this is really bad.
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Yeah, not only did
Donna lose her mom,
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we all lost Midge's
sweet uptown rack.
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Oh, good God, man,
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what a marvelous set of kittens.
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Remember that sweater?
Oh.
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Remember that other sweater?
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Yeah.
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Remember that time
she ran up to us in a sweater?
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Remember the week
she took up jump rope?
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In a sweater?
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Eric!
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What are you boys
thinking about so hard?
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Nothing.
Homework.
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Jesus.
Kittens.
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Okay, um, Eric, I need you
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to take a casserole
to the Pinciottis.
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So run upstairs and
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put on a nice clean shirt
and a sport coat.
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What? No, I'm not
going over there.
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Donna and I broke up,
and things are weird with us.
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Well, that's too bad.
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Because I went over there,
and Bob's a crier.
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And a hugger.
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And when you get caught
in a crying-Bob hug,
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there is no escape,
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and I cannot go back over there!
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I don't know.
I like to be hugged by Bob.
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Makes me feel safe.
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Okay, okay, there he is.
Go talk to him.
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No, Kitty, it's a
personal matter and I...
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Oh!
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That's mature.
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Hey, there, Red!
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Hi, Bob.
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What a day, huh?
What a day
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to be alive. I feel great.
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You do?
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Well, then...
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I can go back inside.
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Bye.
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Yep, Midgie's been on me
for weeks to weed the garden.
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And I'm finally
getting around to it,
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so when she comes back,
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she's gonna see that I did it.
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You think she's coming back?
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Well, why shouldn't she?
I did all the right things.
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We had an open marriage,
experimented with drugs.
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I even threw nudist parties.
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Yeah, what more
could a husband do?
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All right. Let's not get
bummed out, guys, okay?
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There are a lot of
other hot older women
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out there besides Midge.
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And they deserve our respect,
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'cause they can teach us stuff.
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Yes, I would love to make love
to an 80-year-old.
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They must know everything.
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And not just about sex,
but history and trivia, too.
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Yeah.
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The young ones are too timid,
but the older ones,
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they know it won't break.
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How could it break?
It is invincible.
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Yeah, and plus,
they're, like, grateful,
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you know, so they'll do it
with, like, almost anybody.
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Anybody?
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Well, that's me.
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Let's find Fez
a dirty housewife to love.
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Yeah, man, I'm in. Hyde?
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I don't know, guys.
I was gonna go watch Donahue.
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What do you think the chances
are of Fez getting burned?
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Pretty good.
Damn good.
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Then I am in.
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Hey.
Hey.
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So...
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Hey, look, I'm really sorry
about your mom.
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And, uh...
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I mean...
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Are you okay?
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I don't know. It's weird.
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Yeah, well, you know, it
won't make you feel any better,
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but for some reason
I brought you a casserole.
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I mean,
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why is it that every time
something bad happens,
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grownups always
think you need food?
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You know? You lost your job?
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"Congratulations, you got
a bucket of chicken!"
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I mean, the last
thing you want is to...
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Are these crushed potato chips?
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Look...
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Donna, look...
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I know we broke up,
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but I still, you know...
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I still care about you.
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Okay. Okay.
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So...
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Eric, in the bedroom.
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Oh, yeah, I knew that.
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I'll just... I'm gonna...
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Is that a tennis getup?
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Yup.
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Yeah, I'm out.
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What's his problem?
This is the
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perfect outfit for
picking up older ladies.
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Uh-huh. How's that?
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Well, everyone knows that
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horny older ladies hang out
at tennis clubs.
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Yeah, well, see, Fez,
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Point Place doesn't have a
tennis club or even a tennis court.
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We do have that concrete wall
behind the gym,
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but people mostly
use that just for
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smoking weed and
beating up freshmen.
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And foreign exchange students.
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You were new, okay?
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No. You know
where we've gotta go
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to get the ladies,
is the grocery store.
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Oh, the Piggly Wiggly?
I love the Piggly Wiggly.
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They have candy.
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Yeah. And older ladies.
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And candy.
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Yeah, but the important thing
is the older ladies.
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And candy.
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All right, Fez.
What do you want?
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The older ladies or the candy?
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Fine, you win.
The older ladies.
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Thank you.
And candy.
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It was the sport coat, right?
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Again?
Yes, please.
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So, you don't want to cuddle?
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That's cool.
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Bob thinks Midge is coming back?
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That is the saddest
thing I ever heard.
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Oh, come on, Kitty. Let
him think it. Who does it hurt?
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It hurts Bob.
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Well, who else does it hurt?
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Steven.
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Red, Bob has to grieve
so the healing can begin.
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But, Kitty, then
he'll grieve all over me.
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Hey, remember that time
Bob ate a bad taco
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and grieved all inside your car?
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Thank you. Case closed.
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Why would you bring that up?
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Sorry, Mrs. Forman.
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It's just that it was gross,
so I think about it a lot.
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Hi, kids. Good to see you.
Good to see you.
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Someone is looking
lovely today, Mom.
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What's with you, man?
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Oh, I guess a little thing like
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getting back
together with your old gal
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puts a spring in a man's step.
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You and Donna are back
together? That is wonderful!
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So did you talk things through?
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No.
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Then how do you know
you're back together?
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Yeah, we talked things through.
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Talked or grunted?
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Stifle.
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Okay, well, good.
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I'm gonna need details.
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Oh, there will be
details aplenty
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in my steamy
letter to Penthouse.
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Okay, my mom's still
behind me, isn't she?
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So you guys did it?
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Twice.
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Five times.
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Nice.
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And
you're back together?
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Oh, yeah.
God, no.
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It was like... magic.
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Oh, I feel sick.
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Yep, we're back together.
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And, Hyde,
more than this, much...
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more than this...
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00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,652
I'm sure he's
forgotten all about it.
270
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:21,046
Man, back when I was
cheating on Jackie,
271
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,716
I used to meet a ton
of older ladies here.
272
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,343
Hello, Michael.
273
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:29,930
Hey, Joyce.
274
00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:34,894
That's Coach Ferguson's wife!
275
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,773
Yeah. She's lonely,
and she drinks.
276
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,941
You're a Piggly Wiggly god.
277
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,068
Yeah.
278
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:47,865
Ooh-la-la!
279
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,536
Oh, me like.
280
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,956
Go make your move, man.
281
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,013
Aye, no.
282
00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:17,895
After I painted
Midgie's bathroom pink,
283
00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,480
sprinkled a little
lavender water
284
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:22,357
in her toilet like she likes,
285
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,235
I went out and got these
chocolates. I hope she likes them.
286
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,157
I guess we'll find out
when she comes back, huh?
287
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:30,157
Bob, she... I...
288
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:36,997
Oh, Bob, you poor,
dumb son of a bitch.
289
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,417
That's mean.
290
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,755
Bob, she's not coming back.
291
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,716
Yes, she is.
No, she's not.
292
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,551
Yes, she is.
No, she's not.
293
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,386
Yes, she is.
No, she's not!
294
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,429
Yes, she is!
295
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:53,973
Fine!
296
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,724
These chocolates
are for Midge, Bob?
297
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,518
They're for Midge? Fine!
298
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,478
Let's give them to Midge!
299
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,105
Here you go, Midge!
300
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,107
You're throwing away
Midgie's chocolates.
301
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,860
And why would I do that, Bob?
302
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,028
'Cause you're mean.
303
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:11,447
And why else?
304
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:16,903
She's not coming back, is she?
305
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,669
I knew that.
306
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,244
Listen, you wanna go get a beer?
307
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,930
Yeah. Yeah.
308
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,098
You're a good friend.
309
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,475
I might cry.
310
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,062
And I might hit you.
311
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,695
Michael, how could you bring
312
00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:52,280
poor, sweet Fez
to the Piggly Wiggly?
313
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,411
There are a lot of footloose
women in that store.
314
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,371
Do you know Joyce Ferguson?
315
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,081
Who? No! That's a lie!
316
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,293
What? What?
What? What?
317
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,884
And you.
318
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:15,054
Grabbing strange rear ends
is no way to meet a nice girl.
319
00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:19,391
It's rude,
ungentlemanly behavior
320
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,644
that will not be appreciated
by a woman of class.
321
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,154
And thank you for the
compliment. It made my day.
322
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,663
You know what I just noticed?
Mrs. Forman is hot.
323
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,124
Yeah, she's a cutie.
324
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,877
And firm.
325
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,633
You know, maybe we should
get her a sweater for Christmas.
326
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,892
She actually doesn't want
to be with you at all.
327
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,435
Isn't that hilarious?
328
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,606
Yeah, he thinks
you're back together.
329
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,066
It's really sad.
330
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:12,111
Hold on. What?
331
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,571
Look, she said she would've
done it with anybody.
332
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,451
No, no.
Donna wouldn't say that.
333
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,996
I mean, it was like I would've
done it with anybody.
334
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,499
Anybody?
335
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,087
Damn, and I was just over
there watching stupid Donahue.
336
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,174
Hey, let's do it right now.
337
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,927
Eric's gonna be so mad.
338
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,929
Are you mad?
So mad.
339
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,683
Yeah, I'm just kidding
about the "do it" stuff.
340
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,892
I'm sorry about your mom.
341
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,185
Thanks.
342
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,105
You know what?
343
00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:50,273
That's it.
She can't use me like this.
344
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,567
I'm going over there
to yell at her right now!
345
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,402
With yelling!
346
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,200
Seriously,
let's do it right now.
347
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,458
Okay, listen.
You need to tell me
348
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,544
what the hell you
think you're doing!
349
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,963
What am I doing?
Well, my mom left us,
350
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,214
so I'm boxing up her clothes,
351
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,050
because I can't
look at them anymore.
352
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,218
And I'm sorry for
needing you, but I did.
353
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,428
So if you have something
to say to me, just say it.
354
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,430
Okay, thank you!
355
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,433
I did have something to say,
and it was good!
356
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,979
But that was before you said your
mom stuff and your sad-clothes stuff,
357
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,732
and now my sex stuff...
358
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,442
sounds...
359
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:36,987
sucky.
360
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,386
Look, I'm sorry if
you thought that we...
361
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,620
No. No, I'm sorry.
362
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,250
Let's just... What...
363
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,891
What, do you need
some help or something?
364
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:55,214
Yeah, thanks.
365
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,265
Oh, my God.
366
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,893
Oh, my God.
367
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,813
This is mine.
368
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,362
Midge borrowed it,
and she never gave it back.
369
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,201
I bet my bra's here, too.
370
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,425
I miss
my li'l Midgers.
371
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,098
Bob, you know the rules.
You cry, you buy.
372
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,518
Three pitchers, please.
373
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:58,652
Hi.
374
00:21:58,676 --> 00:22:00,676
http://hiqve.com/
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