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Wow! Donna, you look great.
What could it be?
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Oh, I know! You lost
80 pounds of ugly fat.
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Burn, Eric, burn!
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Okay, first of all,
I weigh 130, 140, 149...
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Pounds.
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Yeah. You look good too, Eric.
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You lost your
one true love, so...
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Looking good.
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Eric, I found
these records of yours,
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and I thought you
might want them back.
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Ah, the unpleasant exchange of
possessions after the horrific break up.
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Awkward for them,
entertaining for us.
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Whoa. Shut up.
Don Kirshner's starting.
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Oh, right. Paul McCartney
and Wings are on tonight.
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Okay, so...
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Okay, we're all here now.
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So, um...
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- So, Donna, you're staying?
- Okay.
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What I meant to say was...
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Look, Donna, I don't think
it's cool if you hang out here.
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So, what,
you're like, kicking me out?
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Wow.
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Okay, then. Bye.
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Well, if you're kicking her out,
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then you're kicking me out.
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No, Jackie, no.
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Oh, wait. I mean, bye!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Well, it's just not fair.
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He doesn't, like, get my friends
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'cause he has some stupid,
crappy basement.
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Right!
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You helped make that basement
what it is today.
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Right.
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No one would
even go over there before me.
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It smelled like feet.
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Donna, you have to fight back.
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Okay, when a couple splits up,
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the woman deserves her fair
share of the life she helped build.
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- How much is that?
- All of it.
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Donna, it's the law.
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You know, normally, that
statement would really offend me.
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But now that I'm single
and pissed,
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you're making a lot of sense.
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And then she just comes down
to the basement like it's no big deal.
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And after what happened?
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And she's just gonna act like
everything's cool and everything's fine?
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You don't love me, you don't
get my couch or my friends.
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I'm a package deal, baby!
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So, I just told her, "Fire up
those walking sticks, Big Red,
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"because this ain't happening.
I'm not having it."
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Hey, Forman,
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we were all there,
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and that ain't how it happened.
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You wanna talk
about it some more?
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Mmm, no.
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Hello, Kitty.
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Oh, Pastor Dave, what a
nice surprise. How's God?
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Fine, thank you.
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So, I was wondering if, uh,
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- Red was home.
- Oh, no. What did he do?
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No. No, no, nothing.
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Uh, I just thought
he might like to, uh,
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I don't know, goof off?
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You want to spend time with Red.
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- Unless it's a bad time.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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This is a great time. Oh,
my God. Red has a visitor.
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Red, Pastor Dave's here.
For you. Hurry.
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Oh, yeah.
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I ran into him in
the hardware store.
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You know, he was gonna try to
paint his garage, without priming.
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That crazy bastard.
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Oh, my. Red has a friend.
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Psst.
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What are
you guys doing today?
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We're going to the basement.
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Hmm. Sounds fun.
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But you know what sounds
like even more fun?
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Oh! Playing with
a bunch of monkeys?
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Well, yeah.
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But we got cable TV at my house,
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which we all know has the
potential for flashes of brief nudity.
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Nudity.
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Cable?
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Oh, you are so
gonna win this breakup!
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Now, wait just a minute.
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Eric is our friend, our brother.
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We cannot just abandon him
for nude boobs.
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Good point, Fez.
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This nudity you speak of,
are we talking full frontal?
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Does it matter?
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No. Let's go.
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So, you have no idea
where everyone is?
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Everyone who?
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Hey, you got any popsicles?
Donna's all out.
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Oh, so that's how it is?
Everyone's over at Donna's?
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Eric, man, I'm sorry.
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And I know that we've been
friends for, like, a really long time,
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but, uh, we were watching
Barbarella on cable.
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Man, and I not only saw boobs,
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but I saw boobs in space.
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Yeah, space boobs, Eric!
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There's no gravity!
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She got cable?
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That sneaky little wench.
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No, no. And corn dogs.
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Oh, dogs wrapped in corn.
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Oh, sweetmeat on a stick.
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Just go.
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Thank you.
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"At Dave's.
Back around 5:00. Red."
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Oh.
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I hadn't realized before,
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but the primer is
like your emotions.
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It's what's
underneath the surface.
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And the rust is like your anger.
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Boy, having a male
companion to talk to
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is changing my life.
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I wish I could tell Kitty
exactly how I feel about her,
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but I just can't find the words.
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I'll help you.
We'll find the words together.
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Oh, sure,
sometimes I feel like crying,
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but I just can't.
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You can with me.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hello.
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So, how was your day?
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What did you
and your new friend do?
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Well...
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- Mmm.
- Yeah.
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- So, that's all you did?
- Yep.
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- Well, you didn't
talk about anything?
- Nope.
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Do you hate him?
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- Kitty, don't start.
- No, no, no, no. No.
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All I'm saying is, people with
friends live longer.
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And you are not good
at keeping friends.
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Bob's scared of you, and Earl
isn't speaking to you.
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- What about Frank?
- Frank's dead.
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Exactly.
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It is time to replace
your dead friend Frank. I win.
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Oh, look, there's a boob!
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There's two.
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Oh, wait, four.
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It's the mother lode.
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Oh, man, guy butt. Look away.
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I feel kind of bad.
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Hon, it's just guy butt.
It won't hurt you.
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No! About Eric.
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I mean, he was totally in
the right to kick Donna out.
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Oh, he was not right.
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Now, you agree with me.
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No.
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Ow!
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- Agree with me.
- No!
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Donna broke his heart, and
now she should have to pay.
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- Chex Mix?
- Oh, thank you, Donna.
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Oh, we are so not talking.
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- All right, Jackie...
- I said, not talking.
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Well done.
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- All right, Fez...
- I said, well done.
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Oh, there are all my friends.
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Hey, Donna,
I found these socks of yours,
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so I thought I'd just, you
know, run them right over.
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Eric, you can't hang out here.
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It's really uncomfortable, so...
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Uncomfortable?
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Who's uncomfortable?
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Oh, fine.
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Look, man, I'd go with you,
but, you know, it's cable.
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Whatever.
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Hey, hey, want me to come by
later and tell you about the boobs?
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No!
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Yeah.
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It's Dave for you.
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Yeah. Fine. Right.
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Okay.
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Mmm.
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You do not grunt to a friend.
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Friends don't grunt.
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Okay, so I was over
at the Pinciotti's,
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crouched behind the hedge
next to the house,
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and I distinctly heard
laughter. Laughter! Well.
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I will tell you what. I am not
going down without a fight.
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No, siree, Bob.
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Bob.
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The kids really like my jokes?
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Oh.
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Mr. Pinciotti, if you
only knew the number of times
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Donna's shared one of
your doozies with the gang.
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Lordy, how we laugh and laugh
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and laugh.
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- Right. I'm going.
- Okay.
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But the tennis pro says...
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"We don't serve those
kind of balls."
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♪ What's new, Pussycat?
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
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♪ What's new, Pussycat?
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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Welcome home, friends.
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Who wants popsicles?
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Hey,
I don't feel good about this.
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Well, would you
rather be at Donna's
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singing backup to
Cha Cha D'Amore?
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Oh. Well, will you look
who's here.
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That was a dirty trick, Forman.
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Well, I'd love to stay
and talk about it,
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but we're on our way
to the movies.
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Yeah.
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Fine.
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Then, I'm taking them
bowling Saturday.
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Yeah!
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- Fine.
- Ooh, what a fun weekend.
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Hey, look, you guys can't buy
our loyalty with these little field trips.
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You're gonna have to start buying
us some stuff we can take home.
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Well, look, I think it's stupid
to have to go day by day.
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Why doesn't Donna
just get us on the weekends?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's not fair because then Eric
gets all the weekday headaches
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and Donna gets all the fun time.
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Fine. Then we'll make
a schedule. Eric?
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Fine. Have a seat.
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Make sure to schedule time with
Bob. He takes me to Chuckle Town.
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So, what are you and Dave
gonna do today?
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Go out to the garage and talk
friend to friend? That would be nice.
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No.
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We're gonna turn on the fight
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and watch two nice men beat
the living hell out of each other.
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That's nice.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, come on in, Pastor Dave.
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Red and I are just so happy
that you are here.
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- Especially Red.
- Kitty.
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I want you to know
that it is so nice
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for Red to finally
have a boyfriend.
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For God's sakes, Kitty!
261
00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:57,518
Oh, lighten up, silly.
Man friend. Whatever.
262
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,228
Someone to talk to,
share their feelings with.
263
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:04,024
Anyway, you are an important
part of Red's life.
264
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,569
- Oh. Well...
- No. Wait, don't.
265
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,571
Don't listen to her.
266
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,574
I don't really want to share
my feelings with you.
267
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,035
Hell, I don't even think
I have feelings.
268
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:19,039
Now, let's just watch
these two guys
269
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,749
beat the crap out of each other.
270
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,042
Sold!
271
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,588
Well, I don't care what you say.
272
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,008
You're boyfriends,
and that's nice.
273
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:37,391
You know, Red, I am so glad
that I have someone to share with,
274
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,643
because I woke up this morning
feeling upset.
275
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,938
Ha-ha! Gotcha!
276
00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:44,940
Good one, Dave.
277
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,484
Good one.
278
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:49,653
Don't ever do that again.
279
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,995
I'm just saying, Forman,
280
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:04,919
you really didn't deliver on
the afternoon like I was hoping.
281
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,088
Dude, I took you everywhere.
I bought everything.
282
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,716
It was a great day.
283
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,694
I don't know, man. I mean,
I asked you for a six-pack.
284
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,135
You brought me out a tall boy.
285
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,515
I'm just saying.
286
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,641
Fine. Whatever.
287
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,644
They're all yours.
288
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,104
Twenty minutes late.
289
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,109
Sorry. We had to stop
so Fez could pee.
290
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,739
Yes, it was my fault.
Please do not fight.
291
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:43,665
Eric, listen, travel time should
come out of your time, not mine.
292
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,755
What's on Fez's face?
293
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,257
Nothing. Nothing.
294
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,137
Is that ice cream?
Now he won't want dinner!
295
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,769
I am sorry I ate ice cream,
Donna. Do not be mad.
296
00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:09,149
Fez, I'm mad at Eric,
not at you.
297
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:17,407
This is not about you.
298
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,828
Listen, I'm not about to limit
our good time to help with yours.
299
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,496
Why would you do
anything to help me?
300
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,705
Oh, you listen, missy.
301
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,083
- I'm not gonna...
- Stop it! Stop it!
302
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,172
You are tearing us apart!
303
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,177
I hope you're happy.
Now you've upset Fez.
304
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,182
Yeah, all right. And your fighting
is making me and Jackie fight,
305
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,476
and that interferes
with us doing it.
306
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,813
And that ain't good!
307
00:19:49,148 --> 00:19:51,150
So, until you guys fix this,
308
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,669
we're not hanging out
with either one of you.
309
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:53,777
Let's go.
310
00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:00,742
Hyde, I'm sticky.
311
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,748
Come on.
Let's get you cleaned up.
312
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,086
And I'm sleepy.
313
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,255
I know. You had a big day.
314
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,431
This is your fault.
315
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,576
None of this would have happened
if you hadn't been such a jerk
316
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,227
and kicked me out
of the basement.
317
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,521
Well, you came in
and you were just so,
318
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:32,649
"Oh, we broke up, and I don't
care, and, hey, let's just watch TV.
319
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,151
♪ "Tra la la la la" ♪
320
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,821
Eric, I was faking it.
321
00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:41,449
I'm miserable and uncomfortable,
and this whole thing sucks.
322
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,536
You're miserable?
323
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,248
Well, that's great.
324
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,753
I mean, I'm miserable too.
325
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,927
Okay, so, how about this?
326
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:06,225
We just hang out together
and pretend everything's fine,
327
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,393
you know,
for the sake of our friends.
328
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,733
- I can do that.
- Okay.
329
00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:18,779
But, you know,
330
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,823
you have to stop trying to look
so hot when you come over.
331
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,952
I have not been doing that.
332
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:27,287
Red lipstick, no bra?
333
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,835
Okay, yeah, I did that.
334
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:41,718
And, Fez,
you sit on the dryer. Okay.
335
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,887
This new seating arrangement
should really work.
336
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,308
There you kids are.
337
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:53,438
I think I finally remembered the
punch line to the Italian midget joke.
338
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:55,899
My mom made fish.
339
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,085
I gotta register for the draft.
340
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,502
- Me, too.
- I gotta go count
my G.I. Joes.
341
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,028
I'll be in the oven.
342
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:06,576
Wow! Tough room.
343
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,600
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