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Hey. Check it out. I got my
first story in the school paper.
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Neat.
They spelled your name wrong.
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Apparently,
you're "Donna Pincipotti."
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That's funny, 'cause it's got
the "potty" sound in it.
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Hey, you know what
else is a funny sound?
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Where the hell is Jackie
with your van, man?
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- I want to get out of here.
- She had to help
her aunt move a couch.
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Why did you lend Jackie
your van? She hates you, man.
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I'm trying to get on
her good side, Fez.
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I mean, this is a small town
with a limited number of women.
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I've already gone all the way through
them once and now I'm back to Jackie.
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Oh, yeah, and I love her.
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- Hey.
- Hey. So, how'd it go, baby?
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Oh, great. Here.
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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Except for when
I crashed your van.
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But other than that, cool.
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How did this happen?
Jackie, how?
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- Michael, like I said...
- How?
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- Coming out of the drive...
- How?
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Kelso. Come on, man. Relax.
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Let those of us who aren't you
enjoy this moment.
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Besides, it's not all that
bad. This door still works.
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Hey, Jackie. What
happened to the other door?
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Other door?
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Yeah, you know, the thing that always
got in the way of this giant, gaping hole.
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Jackie, what are these?
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Uh...
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Van sticks.
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No. Jackie,
these are not van sticks.
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These are drumsticks.
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Whose drumsticks are they?
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Oh wow, Jackie, what's up?
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Okay. Fine. You know what? I used your
van to drive Chip and his band to a gig.
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Jackie...
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...is Chip a girl?
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Uh...
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No.
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You had other guys in my van?
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You're dating a band?
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It wasn't a date.
It was a gig.
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Whatever it was,
it was a gross misuse of van.
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And you owe me money, big time!
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I owe you money?
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What about all the stuff I bought
you while we were together?
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That does not count. You gave
me those things so I would love you.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all, all right
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♪ We're all, all right
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Look what I've got.
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Ew! What's that?
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That is Marissa.
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Carol's baby.
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And you promised me last night
that you'd baby-sit her.
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Last night? But I was drunk.
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- Why can't you do it?
- Because you promised.
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And besides...
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...your father and I are having
fondue and Parcheesi at the Pinciottis'.
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Well...
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...then I'll do it.
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No. Laurie can
watch this baby tonight.
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Golly, Laurie, a baby.
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And just in time
for your black mass.
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Hey. What did I tell you about
calling your sister the devil?
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That it's offensive
to the devil?
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No, Laurie.
You can't feed a baby bacon.
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Okay, okay.
What color is the baby?
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Well, good. Now,
if that changes, call me.
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- Is everything okay?
- Oh, yes.
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We have just got the cutest little
baby over at our house right now.
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- Isn't she cute, Red?
- Yeah,
I just can't get over it.
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Jeez, Bob.
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You got your
fingers in the cheese.
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Remember how cute Laurie and
Eric were when they were babies?
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They used to
just laugh and play.
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Well, every time I was around,
all they did was scream.
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I just think it would be nice to
have a baby around the house again.
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Oh, damn it, Bob.
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Get your fingers
out of the cheese.
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Ugh!
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Do you think it would still
do this if I stopped feeding it?
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Laurie, let me do that.
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Wow.
How'd you do that last move?
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It's all in the wrist.
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See?
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Hey,
look at the wrist on my girl.
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Shut up.
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All right, let's go.
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Wait. Wait, no. Donna, wait.
I think it really likes you.
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Ooh! I think it just
said your name.
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Donna.
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Hey, you know,
you were really good in there.
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Well, it's not
exactly brain surgery.
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I know, but it was so cool.
It's just...
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I think it's really, really
cool that you can do that.
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Eric, you're, like, over the moon
'cause I changed a poopy diaper,
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but when I got my story
in the school paper
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all you said was, "Yeah, they
called you Donna Pincipotti."
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It's a funny sound. "Potty."
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Come on. Try not to laugh.
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That's good.
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Come on, Donna.
About the diaper thing,
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I was just paying
you a compliment.
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What was the compliment?
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That you are gonna be so great
staying home with our kids.
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What?
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Eric, how exactly do
you see our future?
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Okay. Okay. That could work.
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I would just like to
adjust one little thing.
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Okay, the businesswoman
idea is good.
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But what about this?
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Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah. I would
just change one thing.
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That seems more
hurtful than sexy.
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Jackass.
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So does that.
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You owe me money.
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Michael, your uncle
gave you that van for free.
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Yeah? Well, I put a lot
of money into that van.
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The shag carpeting...
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...uh, eight-track...
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...strobe light,
black light, red light.
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- I hate you.
- Well, I hate you more.
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- I hate you most.
- Well, I hate you...
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Damn it!
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All right. All right.
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Let's just act like adults and
treat this like what it really is...
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A divorce.
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Jackie, you get custody of me.
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All right. Let's just figure out
what you guys owe each other.
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Fine. I'm not afraid. I'm
right, and he's a total moocher.
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I'm not afraid, either. There are
laws to protect a man and his van.
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For instance,
the Man-Van Act of 1847.
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Right.
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00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:14,823
All right, all right.
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00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:19,787
Jackie, in your opinion...
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...what are the goods and
services that Kelso owes you for?
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Everything. He was a total
doofus before I met him.
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In fact, I bought you
that belt, so hand it over.
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- And the shirt, too.
- Fine.
146
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:35,386
You know, this shirt has bad
memories of you buying me stuff, anyway.
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Here. Let me do the math.
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Okay. Now, Kelso...
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Kelso owes Jackie the price
for breaking her beautiful heart
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and stealing her innocence.
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Now, Kelso, what do you
believe Jackie owes you?
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Well...
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Uh...
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One time, I told her that
she looked pretty
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when really,
she looked pretty skanky.
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And...
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And...
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- Hyde, help me out here.
- Okay. Let me think.
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Oh! Don't forget
he burnt your house.
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- Hyde!
- Dude, you burnt her house.
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Oh, and that clean baby smell.
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Yes, but when we had babies
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we couldn't go to the movies
or out to dinner.
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00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:42,744
Oh Red, when was the last time we
went to the movies or out to dinner?
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Well, exactly. Who needs to leave the
house when there are no babies in it?
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I gotta thank my lucky stars
I got the old snippety-snip.
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Bob, you mean you just
let some quack remove...
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On, no. Nothing's removed.
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Okay. That's enough of that.
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Yeah, well, I guess it's okay if it means
you don't have to have any more babies.
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Oh Red, it was fun having
babies. Remember fun?
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Yes, Kitty, but it was also
a large responsibility.
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Or burden, if you will.
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Red Forman, I don't wanna hear another word
out of you, unless it's "I love babies."
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- Kitty, you're making a scene.
- That is not "I love babies."
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- Kitty,
what's the matter with you?
- Oh, well, I don't...
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I don't wanna ruin
our nice night out
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because, boy, Midge, you can
really melt a super pot of cheese
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but, um, I think I
want another baby.
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Really? You liked my cheese?
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This is Aqua Net,
the same stuff Farrah uses.
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And she's got a big TV show,
and she's married to Lee Majors,
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00:13:03,576 --> 00:13:06,746
so, Aqua Net, very important.
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Come on, Red.
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Look how sweet this baby is.
Just hold it.
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Look, Kitty.
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I didn't touch our kids when they were
babies, and I'm not touching this one.
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- Red Forman,
you touch this baby.
- Nope.
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- Touch it.
- Not happening.
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Is this child wearing lip liner?
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So, turns out
my super-sensitive-guy
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boyfriend wants me
to be a baby machine.
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Pfft. What a dillhole.
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Donna, I'm sitting right here.
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That's why I said it,
you dillhole.
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Donna, the only reason I thought
you'd stay home with the babies
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is because only every woman has
done it for the entire history of time.
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00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:09,141
So don't be mad at me.
Be mad at your foremothers.
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00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:11,892
Yeah.
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00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,189
That is so typical.
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As if every woman wants to spend
her life as a pampered housewife,
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raising kids and
organizing the help.
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00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,447
Wait. Isn't that
what every woman wants?
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Donna, man...
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Forman's just
limited by his experiences.
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As the voice of a new generation
of smart, independent women,
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00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,878
you need to make this dillhole
realize that a mind and spirit like yours
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has more options
than your mothers had.
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00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,049
Yeah.
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Sorry, what?
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All right, Donna. So...
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...are we cool?
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I'm not wrong.
Women take care of babies.
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- They do.
- Listen to him, Marissa.
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He whines like a girl,
but he's not a girl.
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Or maybe he is.
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The thing is,
Donna's really good at it.
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I mean, I could understand you not
wanting to stay home with your children.
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You already have such a
fulfilling career as a whore.
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Listen, twerp.
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Did you ever think maybe it's not
that she doesn't wanna have babies?
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Maybe she just doesn't want
to have your skinny, whiny,
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girl-trapped-in-a-boy-body
babies.
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Okay, that's one for you.
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I'm cold.
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00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:03,464
That must be why your
nipples are so pointy.
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00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,392
Oh, Pointy Nipple Man is mad.
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00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,982
I hope he doesn't poke me
with his pointy nipples.
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00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,615
All right.
That was really disturbing.
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Okay. Here we go.
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According to my calculations,
for repairs to the van,
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Jackie, you owe Kelso $65.
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A-ha!
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Justice!
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00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,509
Yeah.
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00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:55,432
And, Kelso,
you owe Jackie $8,265.
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A-ha!
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Pay up, moocher!
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00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,314
What? No! No! This is...
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That's totally unfair!
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00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,026
Hyde, you suck.
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00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,320
You could have been a man
and forgiven her, but, no,
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you wanted to do the math.
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00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,032
Man, math has
never been my friend.
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00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:17,496
Wait, no. But she had
other guys in my van.
246
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:20,541
Michael, you had other girls in
your van while we were dating.
247
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,083
So give me my $8,000.
248
00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,963
Okay. I change my mind.
249
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I forgive you.
250
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,350
See, if we had a baby right now,
251
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,143
we could be giving it a bath,
252
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:43,313
we could be putting it
in its warm little jammies.
253
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:47,108
Yeah. It's a shame that
we have to crawl into bed
254
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,945
for eight hours of
uninterrupted sleep instead.
255
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,073
Come on.
256
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,034
You don't really
want another baby.
257
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,118
Well, I don't know.
258
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:01,164
I only have a few years left
where I even have the option.
259
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:05,335
Well, just because you can have
a baby doesn't mean you should.
260
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,630
I have a snow blower,
but I don't use it in July.
261
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,931
Red, it just...
262
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:22,143
It feels like maybe we've done
everything important there is to do.
263
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,855
We saved up. We got our house.
We had our kids.
264
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,983
Now what's left
to look forward to?
265
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,110
Peace and quiet.
266
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,534
Well...
267
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:41,872
I just can't believe we're never gonna
hear that sound in our house again.
268
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,916
Well,
until we have grandchildren.
269
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:52,883
Grandchildren!
270
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,304
I forgot about grandchildren!
271
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,352
So did I.
272
00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:12,277
Oh, boy.
273
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,656
I like the looks of that.
My baby with a baby.
274
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,659
It's not that hard.
275
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:22,037
I heard her crying, and I
figured she needed a bottle,
276
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,538
and it turned out that she did.
277
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,457
So...
278
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,171
You think you might want
a baby of your own?
279
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:35,550
Well, yeah. I mean, once
my looks start to go, why not?
280
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,514
All right.
281
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:44,184
So how many kids are we
talking here? One? Two? Six?
282
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:50,190
Whoa, Mum. Ease up, okay? I'm
not even down to one boyfriend yet.
283
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,944
But you will be soon, right?
284
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,530
Well, Zeke gets out of jail
in three months.
285
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,491
Okay.
286
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,952
I'm gonna go talk to Eric.
287
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,414
Mum,
288
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,416
are you happy?
289
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,130
Sure. What's this about?
290
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,924
I don't know. It's like...
291
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:19,053
Eric said this stupid thing about
me not working when we're married,
292
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,930
and I just want to do something
more meaningful with my life
293
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,348
than have kids, you know?
294
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,644
- No offense.
- No. No, that's okay.
295
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:30,480
It's not like I never wondered
what my life could have been like
296
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:33,108
if I hadn't married
your father. I mean, I...
297
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,526
Well,
I could have been a doctor.
298
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,071
- Exactly.
- Or a dancing girl.
299
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,282
Right.
300
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,078
Honey, don't worry so much
about what Eric said.
301
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,747
You're probably not even gonna
have to deal with this, anyway.
302
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:50,751
- How do you figure that?
- Well, you and Eric
are so young.
303
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,253
The chances are you're not
gonna end up together, anyway.
304
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:01,386
All right, Donna, that's it.
We gotta figure this out.
305
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,304
Because this is just hanging
over our heads,
306
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,106
like one of those huge,
awful hanging things.
307
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,020
Let's not worry
about this anymore.
308
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,023
Let's go for a drive, okay?
309
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:15,817
Okay.
310
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,243
I'm sorry.
Do you want to say something else?
311
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,203
No. Just...
312
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,288
I love you.
313
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,916
Oh.
314
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,584
- Enough to strip for me?
- All right.
315
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,295
No. I mean, I love you, too.
I'd strip for you.
316
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:40,634
Laurie, her mother is waiting.
317
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:43,220
I don't care. I love her,
and I'm not giving her back!
318
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,307
What are you doing with that?
319
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:51,019
Give me back the baby, missy,
or, so help me, the dryer goes down.
320
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,355
- You wouldn't.
- I would.
321
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,318
Fine. Fine, take her.
322
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:08,078
Shh, baby, you're okay now.
323
00:22:08,102 --> 00:22:10,102
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