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Kelso, what's with
the gym shorts?
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Oh.
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Something happened.
I had to take my pants off.
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Do you shave your legs?
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No. They're just
naturally smooth.
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Shut up!
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Not to worry, Kelso. The
Puberty Bunny will visit you soon.
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So, lab partner,
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I guess you and I are gonna be
spending a lot of time together now, huh?
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Yeah, Shelly.
And good thing, too,
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'cause, you know, I just shouldn't
be alone around a Bunsen burner.
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That is so funny!
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Let me go tell my friends
you're driving me home.
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Looks like Shelly
has a thing for Forman.
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Yes, and Forman has
a thing for Shelly.
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And it's in his pants.
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Oh, good one, Fez.
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Watch. Shelly's
gonna invite you over
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to her house when
her folks aren't home.
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That's what slutty girls do.
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So, Eric, my parents
aren't home.
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Let's go to my house.
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Don't you have a girlfriend?
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Yeah. That's what's
great about it.
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See, maybe Donna
will get jealous,
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and her and Shelly
will wrestle over you.
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Kelso, that's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
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Oh, yeah?
Think about it.
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He's mine!
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No, he's mine!
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I had him first!
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You're going down!
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Kelso, that's the smartest
thing I've ever heard.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Are you sure you don't
want to study at my house?
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I mean, it's just
sitting there all empty.
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No, come on,
this place was made...
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This place was
made for studying!
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Well, okay.
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Hey, Eric.
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Hey, Shelly, look. It's my girlfriend,
Donna. Hi, girlfriend Donna.
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Hi, Donna.
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You know, Eric, we'll do this
later, when we can be alone.
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To study.
We were just studying.
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Eric, you gotta hear this.
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We were just studying!
Donna, that's all.
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Eric, I'm telling a story here.
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Kelso was running
through the cafeteria
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and there were these mashed
potatoes on the floor, and...
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She's just my lab partner,
so mellow out! God!
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Uh-huh. So Kelso
slips on the potatoes,
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slides into a pole with his legs
spread, totally racks himself
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and everybody starts throwing
their carrots and their cheese at him
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chanting, "Tater nuts!
Tater nuts!"
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It was awesome!
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So, wait.
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Even though I'm spending time
with Shelly, you're not jealous?
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I'm sorry, but you and Shelly?
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What does that mean?
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It means that she
can have anyone.
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And what does that mean?
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- You're sweet.
- Get off of me!
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Well, there's
the little patient.
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So how'd it go at the doctor's?
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Well, let me put it this way.
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If a horse is in good shape,
they say it's healthy as me.
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Uh-huh.
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And did they say something about
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your pants being
on fire, liar, liar?
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No.
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I just got off the phone
with Dr. Leggett.
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He said your blood pressure
is through the roof.
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Well, Kitty,
who are you gonna believe?
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Some quack doctor
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or the man who stood by you
while you delivered our children?
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Oh, you did not.
You went out for a sub.
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Red, from now on, I am
gonna make sure you eat right.
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No meat, no cheese and no beer.
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No beer? You...
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Ohh! Oh.
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That's it, Kitty!
You've killed me.
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I see the light.
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What's that, Lord? It's okay to
eat meat and beer and cheese?
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Okay, I'll tell her.
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What that's, Lord?
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Dry toast and oatmeal.
Will do.
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Man, Donna saw Shelly
practically living in my lap.
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How could she not be jealous?
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I'm hot.
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It's because you are decent,
good-hearted and pure.
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You know, a sissy.
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Forman, I think what we need
here is some input from Tater Nuts.
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Tater Nuts, what do
you think, Tater Nuts?
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Eric, this...
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Hey!
Stop calling me Tater Nuts!
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If Donna's not jealous,
I mean, it means,
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basically,
you're in the free and clear.
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She's giving you the okay
to cheat. You gotta cheat.
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Tater Nuts makes sense.
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Quit it!
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I mean, I could be with
Shelly right now if I wanted to.
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So why shouldn't I?
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Because then you would have two
women when some people have none!
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Forget it, Forman.
You're not a cheater.
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You know, a wise man
once said, "Know thyself."
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That man's name was Tater Nuts.
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I gotta be honest
with you guys. Okay, I...
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I do shave my legs.
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I just like the way it feels.
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No! Come on, now!
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Hey, Donna. Look, we're not
gonna be able to hang out tonight.
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I gotta go to
the library with Shelly.
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Okay, that's cool. We can
just hang out tomorrow night.
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No. Yeah, no.
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See, yeah, I'm gonna
have my hands full
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with this project
that's due in a few days,
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so I'll be off
alone with Shelly.
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She doesn't wear a bra,
you know.
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Yeah, whatever. Bye.
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Uh-oh.
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Farmhand got
a hold of the rich lady.
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Oh. Hi, kids.
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Your dad's not
really a farmhand.
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Yeah. It's just a little
intimacy game we're playing.
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- And it's fun!
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry you had to see that.
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I'm sorry I had to see that.
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Yeah, well, you know,
Shelly's waiting for me, so...
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Yeah, Eric, you said that.
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Okay, bye.
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He usually gives
me a kiss goodbye.
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Yeah. To be honest,
it kind of grosses me out.
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Wait, Jackie,
should I be worried that
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he's spending so
much time with Shelly?
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Okay, well, normally
I'd say yeah,
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but Eric would
never cheat on you.
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I mean, all guys cheat, but I
never really thought of Eric as a guy.
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Yeah, he's more like
a really masculine girl.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, kind of like you.
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Mmm, lookee, lookee, lookee!
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Ribs, corn bread
and baked beans.
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Come to Papa!
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Ow!
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Papa been slapped.
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No, now,
that food's for the kids.
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But here, I boiled you
some skinless chicken.
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Ew! It's gray!
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Laurie!
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I mean, it's gray!
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Yay!
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Look, he's already home.
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I can't believe I
was so suspicious.
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He's such a good guy.
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I'm gonna write him a note.
A little "I love you."
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You know, Michael once
wrote me a sexy note.
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Except he can't really spell,
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so I didn't know what I was
supposed to do to him.
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Oh, my God!
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Donna, you should not leave
your panties in your boyfriend's car.
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I didn't.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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- Is this your card?
- No.
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- Is this your card?
- No.
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- Is this your card?
- No.
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Ah, screw you.
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Hey, Kelso.
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I had a dream
about you last night.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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We were doing stuff and
it was all hot and sweaty
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and I just kept calling
your name over and over,
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"Tater Nuts! Tater Nuts!"
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Then what?
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Hey, Laurie, I found
something in Eric's car
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that I think must
probably be yours.
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Is that...
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Oh, good heavens, it is.
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I'm in the presence of panties.
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Donna, please.
I don't wear pink panties.
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Yeah. She'd have to wear
panties to wear pink panties.
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Hyde, did you have
a girl in Eric's car?
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No. Oh, but I did have
some nachos in there.
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And to mess with Forman,
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I smeared cheese underneath
the seat so it'd really stink.
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- Did it stink in there?
- Kind of.
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All right!
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Well, then, whose are they?
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Hello? You have
not asked me.
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Could they not be Fez's panties?
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I mean, is that so hard to
imagine, Fez in a car with a woman?
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Whose could they be?
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All right, Donna, here.
I'll figure this out.
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I like to think of myself
as the Columbo of panties.
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Yeah. I'd say we're
looking at a woman.
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Ages 16 to 38
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with a five-figure income.
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She lives within
a four-mile radius of here
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and is very popular
with the gentlemen.
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Sure she is. She'll have sex
in a car that stinks like cheese.
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So what you're saying is
they could be Shelly's.
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Come on. Forman
wouldn't cheat on Donna.
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Sure, he would.
Shelly's a tramp.
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No man can turn down a tramp.
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Well, let's find out. Laurie,
have you ever been turned down?
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Nope.
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Sorry, Donna.
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Don't feel sorry for me.
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Feel sorry for Eric,
'cause I'm gonna kill him!
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Will somebody please open
the door so I can kill Eric?
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Hey there, Red.
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Does Mrs. Forman
know you're out here
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clogging your arteries
with a double cheese?
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Yes.
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So there would be no
reason to tell her.
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Sorry, Red. I don't think
I could lie to Mrs. Forman.
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'Cause I really,
really love her.
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All right, you blackmailing
S.O.B., what do you want?
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Sure could use some fries.
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Here. Now beat it.
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You don't have to be rude.
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What if this wasn't
even the first time?
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What if there have been
other girls? Other panties?
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Eric, where did
these panties come from?
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Gee, I don't know, but
there's nothing in the dresser.
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Nothing at all.
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00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:59,567
Okay, but at least my
closet is pantie-free.
255
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,026
Donna, you have my word.
256
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:12,371
Okay, Donna, please, ignore
the rope in the middle of the room.
257
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:14,915
And whatever you do,
don't pull it.
258
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,641
Eric, how do you
explain all this?
259
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:36,520
Panties!
Glorious panties!
260
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:48,908
Bastard!
261
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:51,928
Hey, there, Donna.
Where are you going?
262
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,537
To The Hub, to kick Eric's ass!
263
00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:55,956
Yeah, well, kick it good.
264
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,337
Jackie, why is Donna
gonna beat up Eric?
265
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,673
Donna found another woman's
panties in the Vista Cruiser.
266
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,592
Oh, no.
267
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,761
I know, right?
Eric's cheating on her.
268
00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:11,054
Jackie, those panties were mine.
269
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:15,726
You and Eric?
270
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,105
No! Me and...
271
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:22,983
Jeez, you're dumb.
272
00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:28,656
Now, remember,
273
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,300
we can't have the protons and
electrons right next to each other
274
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,660
because that
would just be madness.
275
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,994
Madness, I say!
276
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:40,041
Eric Forman, you are just the
funniest person I've ever met.
277
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,003
No, I wouldn't go as...
278
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,254
Yes. Yes, I am.
279
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,092
Doesn't your girlfriend mind you
spending so much time with me?
280
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,554
Well, no. Apparently,
she's thrilled about it.
281
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,848
Well, she's crazy.
282
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,808
'Cause if I was your girlfriend,
283
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:57,518
I would want to
kiss you all the time.
284
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,311
Really?
285
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,277
Whoa! Hey, come on,
lady. I'm spoken for.
286
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,071
Wow!
287
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,035
Hey, did we miss anything?
288
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:18,038
What? God, no.
You didn't miss anything.
289
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,916
All right, people! Let's back
up! Give them some room here!
290
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,966
Hey, Donna, hi, hello.
291
00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:31,886
Don't "Hey,
Donna, hi, hello" me.
292
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,722
I trusted you, and you
cheated on me with this slut!
293
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,306
- Uh, Donna, I don't...
- Excuse me?
294
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,893
Yeah, I said it. You want
some of this? Come on!
295
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,539
Donna, hey, whatever
you think happened...
296
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:45,148
I know what happened.
I found these in your car!
297
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,942
Panties?
298
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:49,069
Ah-ha. So he
admits they are panties.
299
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:53,532
Hey, next time you fool around
with someone else's boyfriend,
300
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,701
why don't you take your
panties when you're done?
301
00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:59,747
Those aren't mine. Mine
are white, and cotton.
302
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,999
With a little pink
rose in the front.
303
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,093
So these are some
other girl's panties?
304
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:16,096
Whoa, whoa. No offense,
Donna, but, dude, you're on fire!
305
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,101
You know what, Eric?
I don't need this.
306
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:26,815
And by the way,
your car smells like cheese.
307
00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,129
Donna, look,
you have to believe me.
308
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,573
I have no idea
whose panties those are.
309
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:36,992
Donna, those panties are mine.
310
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,243
Eric!
311
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,287
Ohh!
312
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,956
Ohh!
313
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,874
You are a god!
314
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,507
A god, I say!
315
00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:01,224
Um, Mom,
316
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,435
why were your panties
in the Vista Cruiser?
317
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,605
And please be as specific.
318
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,443
Donna, when you've been together
319
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:13,403
as long as your
father and I have,
320
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,865
you need to do creative things
in creative places.
321
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,366
- Ooh!
- Ohh!
322
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,534
That's...
323
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,761
Psst.
324
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:39,179
Daddy, here.
325
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,813
Red, you eating again? I thought
you'd be full after that burger.
326
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,483
Burger?
327
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:52,985
Yeah, the broccoli burger.
328
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:58,073
Oh, you are lying!
329
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,869
Come on, Kitty.
330
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:05,914
This isn't food.
This is what food eats.
331
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,793
Well, but it's good for you.
332
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,336
Well, if it's so good,
333
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,138
how come I'm the only
one that has to eat it?
334
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,133
Good point.
335
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,593
Hey, he's the food sneaker!
336
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,312
Eat up.
337
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,065
You wanna mess with me again?
338
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,233
You just come on back.
339
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,576
- Say it again.
- I already said it.
340
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,618
Come on, one more time.
341
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,038
You're hot.
342
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,666
Hot enough to get Shelly?
343
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,959
Hot enough to get Shelly.
344
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,753
Hot enough to get
any girl I want?
345
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:53,794
Hot enough to get Shelly.
346
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,759
Yeah. That's just good stuff.
347
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,314
You know, Eric,
you don't have to rub it in.
348
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,139
I know I made
an ass out of myself.
349
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,558
Well, you know what?
350
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,394
That's what you get
for taking me for granted.
351
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,479
'Cause, Donna,
I may be skinny, but...
352
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,918
Yeah, I'm Mick Jagger skinny.
That's very in right now.
353
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,277
Yeah, it's very hot.
354
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:21,281
Eric, I know you're hot,
'cause you're with me.
355
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:31,166
Okay. So what have we learnt
from all this?
356
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,643
Always lock the doors
in the Vista Cruiser.
357
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,668
Right you are.
358
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,801
Man, Bob and Midge
must really hate me.
359
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,594
'Cause right after
having sex in my car,
360
00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:45,305
I think they smeared cheese
under the seat.
361
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:47,933
That's just mean.
362
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:51,270
There. Okay, I think it's safe
for human occupancy again.
363
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:52,771
Uh-oh.
364
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,316
Looks like Bob left something
in the car, too.
365
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:03,448
Eric, you must sell this car.
366
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,574
Or call a priest.
367
00:22:04,598 --> 00:22:06,598
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