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Oh, don't put Batman in
the clam of death, Riddler.
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That's just gonna make him mad.
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God, you're stupid.
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Fez, for the last time,
the Riddler can't hear you.
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Riddle me this, Riddler.
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When Batman escapes
from the clam of death,
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who will kick your
riddle-telling ass in?
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Hey, Fez.
Riddle me this.
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Unh!
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Then riddle me this.
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Oh, but, Fez, only
if you riddle me this.
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Ow!
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Riddle me this,
you son of a bitch.
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- Oh, my God! Guess what!
- Stop, Fez.
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This could be important.
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You guys, the Roller Disco Doo-dah
is coming to Kenosha next Friday.
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Oh, my God! Guess what!
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See, now,
that's the kind of thing
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the judges really frown upon
during competition, Steven.
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- Excuse me?
- We're gonna be partners.
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Skating partners.
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Hey, how about instead you hit me in
the face with a wrench and I black out?
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Steven,
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this is not just a last chance
at roller disco.
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It's a last chance at love.
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Our love.
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Now, will you or will you
not skate with me?
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I would, Jackie.
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But seeing you there in your
cute little skating outfit, with all your
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tassels and sequins,
I might be tempted to
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push you down
a flight of stairs.
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All right.
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Jackie, what do you say,
you and me, roller disco?
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I mean, we used to have
some good moves, you know,
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like, when we did it. So...
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It would be like that, except
for with lights and skates.
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Okay. Um, first of all,
you make me sick.
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Okay. Second, you're lame
and you make me sick.
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Third, you make me sick
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and any one of these guys would be
a better partner than you, even Fez.
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Really? Then I am in.
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No, I didn't really
mean it, Fez.
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Oh, then I am out.
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Damn it. Let me in.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So who will Jackie choose
as her roller disco partner?
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Who, who, who?
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No freaking way.
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How very sad.
No one to disco with.
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Now, where did I
leave my potato chips?
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There they are.
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Look at that.
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I left my soda back on
the other side of the room.
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Refreshing.
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God, my arm is sore.
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- Wow, Fez.
- Oh, come on, Jackie!
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You're gonna pick him over me?
All right, watch this.
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Jackie, I'm just
a roller disco machine.
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I don't work for nobody but you.
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Okay. Okay, fine,
we'll be partners.
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But hear me now.
I want first prize.
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If I lose and some stupid,
spoiled rich girl wins, I'll scream.
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I am really hurt!
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- Hi, sweetie, how was work?
- Oh, pretty good
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except for the fact that Dad's getting
sued for firing a Price Mart employee.
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Okay. Well, good.
Have a cupcake.
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Mom, did you hear what I said?
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Uh-huh.
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And it's just so very
unpleasant, I'm ignoring it.
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So, have a cupcake.
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Earl is suing Dad for
wrongful termination.
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Earl? He didn't do his job.
He was always late.
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He was a complete dumb-ass.
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Person.
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Mom, you said "ass."
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Well, now so did you. Give me
back the cupcake, foul mouth.
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I can't even imagine
the mood your father's in.
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Actually, he doesn't know yet.
I got the news after he left.
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God, Dad is gonna freak. I don't
know how we're gonna tell him.
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- Tell me what?
- That, uh...
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Mom said the "ass" word.
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Well, now, actually, um...
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Red, um...
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You know, Mom, I got this one.
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Okay, everyone here
who's not being sued by Earl
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for wrongful termination
raise their hand.
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I don't get Jackie, man.
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I mean, picking Fez
over me? Me?
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I have the three
things that women want.
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I'm hot and I'm smart.
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That's two things, moron.
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No, it's three. I count hot
twice. I mean, come on.
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Kelso, who cares? It's a
stupid roller disco thing.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
It's silly for me to be jealous.
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You're a good friend, Donna.
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Yeah. 'Cause when
you think about it,
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I mean, what does Fez
have going for him
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except an incredibly sexy
accent and an extremely hot body?
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Okay. Now you're being
a bad friend, Donna.
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I mean, come to think of it, if
Fez helps Jackie win a roller disco,
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she might rip his clothes off
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and have sex with him
right there on the rink.
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That's how hot he is.
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Bad friend, Donna! Bad!
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Oh, look at
this guy's complaint.
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"Red Forman was
habitually ill-tempered."
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Am I ill-tempered?
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No, sir.
You're like Mary Poppins.
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Okay, honey. Well, it says here
you have to go to the labor board.
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You know what, Red Forman,
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you have to go in there
and defend yourself.
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I'll defend myself.
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I'll go in there,
and I'll tell those morons
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that they're wasting my time
with this stupid crap!
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Or you could
control your temper.
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No offense, Mom,
but what's plan B?
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Hey, shut it, pal.
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Okay, now, see, that's the kind of
thing that's gonna get you in trouble.
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Now, when I get
really angry, I just...
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I laugh it off like this.
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See?
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Oh, jeez, Kitty, that'll
never work. That's dumb.
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Oh, my God. I think
Jackie and Fez are next.
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Look, there they are.
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Hey, the next contestants are
cheaters. The brown guy is a robot.
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Now, ladies and
gentlemen... DONNA: Robot? Shut up.
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...please welcome to the rink
our last contestants of the evening,
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from Point Place, Wisconsin,
Jackie Burkhart
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and, uh...
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Jackie Burkhart's partner.
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Boo!
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This is so cool.
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Oh, my God. They're amazing.
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- Oh, did you see that? Fez just tripped.
- No, he didn't.
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The foreign guy tripped.
That's a deduction right there.
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- You're gonna lose!
- Kelso, shut up.
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That's it.
They're doing too well.
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- What the hell is that?
- It's my secret weapon.
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- A marble?
- Yep.
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I'm gonna chuck it
out there so they trip.
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You moron, it's one marble.
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- Give me that. Give me that!
- No. No!
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♪ Workin' at
the car wash, yeah
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♪ Come on
and sing it with me
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♪ Car wash
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♪ Sing it with
the feeling, now
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♪ Car wash, yeah
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♪ Come Sunday,
the work gets kinda hard
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♪ And this ain't
no place to be
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♪ If you planned on
bein' a star
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♪ Let me tell you
it's always cool
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♪ And the boss
don't mind sometimes
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♪ If you act the fool
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♪ At the car wash
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♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa
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♪ Talkin' about
the car wash, yeah
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♪ Come on, y'all,
and sing it for me
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♪ Car wash
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♪ Whoo hoo hoo
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♪ Car wash, yeah
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♪ Work and work
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♪ Well, those cars never
seem to stop coming
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♪ Work and work
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♪ Keep those rags
and machines humming ♪
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Boo!
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Boo!
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Boo!
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Boo!
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Boo!
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Whoo!
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Oh, no. They were good.
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I swallowed my marble.
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Boo!
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- Oh, my God. You guys were so great.
- I know. I know.
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And even when I almost tripped,
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my natural grace
totally saved us.
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Well, I saw plenty of mistakes
out there, especially from Fez.
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Shut your hole.
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Here come the scores.
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And the winner of Kenosha's
Annual Roller Disco Doo-dah is
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Jackie Burkhart and...
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- Oh, my God!
- ...friend.
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Fixed! Fixed!
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I can't believe it.
I'm so sorry I doubted you.
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You are my hero, my hunky,
sexy, foreign skating hero.
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And you are my spoiled,
whiny, skating princess.
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Oh, Fez, thank you.
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Yay! Champagne!
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Yay! Yay!
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Get off me!
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- Kelso, you booed us
the entire time.
- What?
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No, that was some rude guy.
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So I popped him one,
and then I was going...
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Ooh!
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Because I hurt my hand when
I popped the rude guy. So...
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You're welcome.
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You wanna kiss it?
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Let's go, Fez.
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Hmm. Come on, Kelso.
Look at the bright side.
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What's the bright side?
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The bright side
is there isn't one.
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Fez has Jackie, and you have
to squeeze out that marble.
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Now, Mr. Forman, at any point
did you ever berate Earl Arthur
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by calling him any of
the following names,
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candy ass, dumb ass, lazy ass...
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It just goes on like that.
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Well, that sounds like just
good-natured ribbing to me.
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Doesn't sound that way to me.
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Ahem.
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Are you calling me a liar?
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'Cause it's funny if you are.
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Well, you know,
Eric worked with him too.
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Eric, tell him about Earl.
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Actually, I'd be more interested
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in hearing what Eric thinks
about working with you.
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- Eric?
- No. No, no, no.
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I'm here just to answer
questions about Earl.
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Old, dumb Earl.
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So, you know, you fire
away with the Earl questions.
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I think we know all we
need to know about Earl.
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Oh, then good. I'll just
step out then. Good.
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- This was good.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Eric, just a few more questions.
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Is your father ever
unnecessarily angry?
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Unnecessarily angry.
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Well, you know, what does
"unnecessarily" mean
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really? I mean, my sister
likes to put salt on roast beef,
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but I think it's unnecessary.
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I mean, why cover up the
flavor of such a delicious meat?
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Just answer the question,
dumb ass.
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I mean...
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Good work, son.
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Oh, my God.
I love champagne.
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Yes. Was it any good?
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Great. Just great.
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Hey, Fez, I just made up a poem.
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Do you want to hear it?
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Okay.
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"There once was a guy named Fez
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"Who had a really cute butt!"
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Tah-dah!
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00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:56,749
Well, I have to
say I don't hate it.
251
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,084
Hey.
252
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,087
Psst.
253
00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:05,090
Fezzie.
254
00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:08,343
Do you want to know a secret?
255
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:13,140
If you try to kiss me right now,
256
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,975
I probably wouldn't stop you.
257
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,230
In fact, I'd probably let you
do more than that.
258
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,361
Fez.
259
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,282
Good God, man!
Don't do it. She is drunk.
260
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:33,118
But, Batman, she is so hot.
261
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,621
But she's drunk.
There is no honor in this.
262
00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:39,458
Screw honor.
Take her pants off.
263
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,835
Ai!
264
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:46,548
Riddler, nefarious fiend.
Don't do it, Fez. It's a trap.
265
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,592
Riddle me this, Fez.
266
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,069
Why would Jackie ask you
to make out with her
267
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,470
if she didn't want you to?
268
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,974
Seriously, he makes
an excellent point.
269
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,686
It's the dastardly
alcohol talking.
270
00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,955
If you and Jackie get together,
271
00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,063
you want it to be real,
not like this.
272
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:06,109
Honestly, I was rooting for you,
273
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,028
but imaginary Batman
makes a lot of sense.
274
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:13,575
Then riddle me this, what
does Batman knows about girls?
275
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:17,037
Slides down a pole and lives
with a teenage boy. Enough said.
276
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,708
Okay, now I have to say
advantage Riddler.
277
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,044
What are you
trying to say, Riddler?
278
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,964
I think you know
what I'm trying to say.
279
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,966
Ooh-la-la.
280
00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:31,760
Oh, you want to go,
Question Dork?
281
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,929
Oh, bring it on, Bat-wuss.
282
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:52,072
So are you gonna kiss me, Fez?
283
00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:57,077
- No, I am sorry, Jackie.
- That's okay.
284
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,247
You still have a very cute butt.
285
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,378
Come on, Kelso.
286
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,129
So Jackie likes Fez.
Big deal.
287
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,173
You're going out with Laurie.
288
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,176
I know.
It's just, you know,
289
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,636
seeing her with another guy
290
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:17,932
just made me remember all
the good times we had together
291
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,600
and it just made me sad.
292
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:24,021
Yeah. Come here.
293
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,483
You know, Kelso,
294
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,778
I guess underneath it all
you're kind of a good guy.
295
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,114
Sometimes. Sort of.
296
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,534
Things will work themselves out.
297
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,037
Yeah, I know.
298
00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:42,957
What the hell are you doing?
299
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:45,250
We can't fight these
feelings anymore, Donna.
300
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,668
- What?
- What?
301
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,420
We've been doing
this dance all night.
302
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,380
And, oh, God,
I'm tired of dancing.
303
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,132
You moron.
304
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,177
Nobody likes a tease, Donna.
305
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,976
I'm sorry. You're
not a tease. Come back.
306
00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:04,144
Tease!
307
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,731
I'm sorry. Donna.
308
00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:12,402
I guess "violent"
is the wrong word.
309
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,780
But, you know, it's
definitely some kind of rage.
310
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:20,160
Although, I mean, you know,
Earl had it coming.
311
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:22,997
I love you, Daddy.
312
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,542
- Oh, hey. Sorry I'm late.
- Yeah.
313
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:30,545
Hour and 10 minutes late.
I can only assume you're Earl.
314
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,881
Yeah.
315
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:37,052
So, um, sorry. My,
uh, dog got hit by, uh...
316
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:39,554
A guy in a...
317
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:43,350
- Car?
- Thanks, Red.
318
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,353
- So, what'd I miss?
- You missed everything.
319
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,980
Yeah, okay.
I'm not gonna lie.
320
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,774
Mr. Forman, you scare
the living hell out of me.
321
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,735
- No offense.
- None taken.
322
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,904
That's kind of his thing.
323
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:59,240
But, Earl, in light of your failure
to show up for your own hearing,
324
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,869
we have no choice but to
rule in favor of Mr. Forman.
325
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,578
- Yes, sir.
- Way to go, Dad.
326
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,039
Damn dog.
327
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,335
And, Mr. Forman, even though
this hearing did go your way today,
328
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,253
in light of some of
your son's responses,
329
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,966
I would strongly encourage you to
go to anger-management classes.
330
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,223
Sure, I'll...
331
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,432
I'll do that.
332
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:30,522
Neat, anger management.
333
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,650
That sounds like it could be
kind of fun, right?
334
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,032
We won. Hey!
335
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,868
You and me,
we're such a good team.
336
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,750
We did it.
How about us, huh?
337
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,251
Sticking it to the man.
338
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,670
I'll see you at home.
339
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,340
Wait. But, Dad, we...
340
00:20:58,175 --> 00:20:59,384
We drove here together.
341
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,847
And then she fell asleep
and I stroke her hair.
342
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,643
You did the right thing, Fez,
but a word of advice.
343
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,979
Next time you tell the story,
you nailed her.
344
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:16,068
Yeah, but, you know,
it's better you didn't
345
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,861
'cause scamming on
another guy's woman,
346
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,613
that's totally
breaking the code.
347
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,299
Donna told me what
you did, you dill-hole.
348
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,700
No, she's lying.
349
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,288
That's my nipple.
350
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,763
Hello, buttercup.
351
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:50,727
- Fez, you're drunk.
- Madam, I may be drunk,
352
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:53,855
- but you should
have sex with me.
- That's crazy.
353
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:59,945
But you have to, because
last night I made a big mistake.
354
00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:03,157
I don't even
remember last night.
355
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:08,577
Ai.
356
00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:10,601
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