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okay. You guys,
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I just got an advance
copy of the yearbook,
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and you'll all
be happy to know
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that 1977
is my cutest year ever.
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Jackie, that is so weird,
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because I was just
telling the gang
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how there's no way you could be
cuter than last year.
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You were?
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Yes.
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I, for one,
totally believe
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that you are
cuter this year.
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Yeah, since
I dumped you.
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Nice burn.
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Donna, we've talked
about that.
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Hey, Steven, wanna
pop some popcorn
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and look at all the
yearbook pictures of me?
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No. I figure I'll do
plenty of that
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when I die
and go to hell.
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God, you're such a card.
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This is so exciting,
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my first American
yearbook.
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Show us some
pictures of Fez.
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Sorry, Fez.
There aren't any.
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What the hell?
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So, they don't let foreigners
in your yearbook?
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Uh-huh.
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Here's me cheering at
the pep rally last fall.
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Oh, my god.
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Someone in the crowd
is mooning.
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You're all cheering away,
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and the whole time
you're getting mooned.
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Yeah!
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Oh, my god.
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That's a girl butt.
Hee hee!
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There's girl butt
in the yearbook.
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Oh, man, I can't
tell who it is.
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I wish we had
a magnifying glass.
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Oh. Here you go.
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I was just playing
with some bugs.
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God, I can't
believe it.
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Someone's nasty butt
is in my picture.
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Oh, my god.
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That's not girl butt.
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That's Donna's butt!
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Yeah! It is.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Donna: Eric?
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Are you okay? 'Cause
you look weird.
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Yeah. Could it be
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because of your
girlfriend's naked butt?
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Kelso, you're not helping.
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I'm not trying to help.
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Eric, it's no big deal.
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It is, too, Donna.
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Your nasty butt
ruined my picture.
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Hey. Maybe
your nasty face
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ruined my butt picture.
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I know why I'm not
in the yearbook.
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It because whitey's
keeping me down.
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Hey, Fez.
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Just look at Donna's
naked butt some more.
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Yes, that's nice,
thank you.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Donna, take me through
the chain of events.
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Now, you're at
the pep rally...
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Oh, and at this point,
your pants are on.
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Right. And then
they weren't.
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Donna, mooning's not
something you just do.
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No. It's not something
you just do,
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because it's
impossible to moon
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when you have no ass.
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Michael is such a boy.
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He doesn't even
know who he is.
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You know who knows
who he is?
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Steven Hyde.
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Oh, no. Now you
like Hyde?
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No. I don't like him.
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I just think, he's,
like, the sweetest,
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coolest guy
I've ever met.
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Jackie, I thought
you hated him.
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Feelings change,
Donna.
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Like, remember
when we first met
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and I hated you?
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What?
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Yeah. I thought you were,
like, this big goon.
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Didn't we have
this talk?
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No.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's okay. I mean,
I hated you, too.
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Yeah. That's 'cause
you're a big goon.
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Bitch.
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Goon.
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Bitch.
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Goon!
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See? We're closer
than ever.
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I gotta
go find Steven.
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Oh. Ha ha.
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Hello, strangers.
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Look, red,
it's the pinciottis.
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Yeah. And they're
dressed the same.
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We were jogging.
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So you had
to dress the same?
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[Laughing]
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Well, I hope
we're still on
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for cards
tomorrow night.
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Oh, about that.
Uh, we can't--
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hey, no excuses
necessary.
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Gosh darn the luck.
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That just
makes me so sad.
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I gotta go inside.
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Well, me, too.
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Um, midge, is something
bothering Bob?
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Oh, he's uncomfortable
around you and red
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not that Donna and Eric...
Know each other.
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If you know what I mean.
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You see, I'm using
the word "know"
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in a different way here.
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Uh-huh?
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It's a pun.
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It's not a--
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okay, midge, good pun.
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[Laughing]
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Bye-bye now.
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[Laughing]
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Oh, they are nuts.
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Yeah. There's a lot
of things about Steven
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that I used to not like,
that now I really like.
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Like, well, I thought
his pork chop sideburns
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were a sign that he
was poor and dirty
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and lived in a shack.
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But then I realized that
Elvis had sideburns,
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and he lived
in Graceland.
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Well, that was
an eye-opener.
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There he is.
Hi, Steven.
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What's she
doing here?
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I think she's
hittin' on me, man.
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But I ain't interested.
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Tell her I ain't interested
and make her go away.
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Hitting on you?
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I am not hitting
on you, you relic.
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Hey. Name-calling is no way
to win someone's heart.
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What are you
talking about?
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What are you
talkin' about?
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What are you
talking about?
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What are you
talkin' about?
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What are you
talking about?
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What are you
talkin' about?
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Oh, my god.
[Door closes]
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Great. Now
he got away.
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Steven!
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What was she talking about?
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Man, I don't know what's
gotten into Jackie.
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[Nasal imitation]
Steven, let's hang out.
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Steven, let's go
to the mall.
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My life's a living hell,
you know?
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[Laughing]
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Steven, you're hilarious!
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[Giggle]
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You know, Steven and I
tease each other.
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That's what
best friends do.
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You know what?
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I love showing my butt.
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I don't care
what Eric says.
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I like to show it,
and I like to shake it.
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Donna, I can totally
respect that.
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Just be careful, though,
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or they'll call you
a home wrecker.
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I can count the number
of homes I've wrecked
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on one hand.
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Well, don't worry, ladies,
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'cause no one's gonna
label you here.
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If you guys wanna
take off some clothes
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and shake some stuff,
feel free.
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[Chortling]
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Not you.
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I wouldn't call you
a home wrecker, Laurie.
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No. I'd call you a slut.
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And a home wrecker.
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♪ Shake, shake, shake ♪
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♪ shake, shake, shake ♪
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♪ shake your Booty ♪
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Whoo! Rock it, girl.
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♪ Shake your Booty ♪
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Yeah. That's good stuff.
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Hey. Let's see
a smile.
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After all,
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no card game with the
looney tunes tonight.
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Red, they are the only
friends we've got.
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I am having them
over tonight
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so we can
clear the air.
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No. No, no.
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I don't wanna
clear the air.
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Red, I'm clearing
the air.
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Kitty, this is our chance
to grow apart.
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How can you
throw that away?
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How?
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Because 6 nights
a week,
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I have to stare
at your sour puss,
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and even god got to
rest one day a week.
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[Laughing]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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So, the yearbooks
are out
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and no one's
noticed your...
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Fleshy indiscretion.
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So I guess
I'm cool with it.
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What a relief.
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I tossed and turned
all night.
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Well, relax, Donna.
Relax.
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Because, I mean,
it's a tiny picture,
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it's all out of focus.
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I think it's safe to say
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this little episode
is behind us now.
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Hey, everybody!
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Donna showed her ass!
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Donna showed her ass!
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Donna showed her ass!
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Donna showed her ass!
Yeah!
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Okay, um...
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We're been friends and
neighbors for a long time,
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and, um, I think
there's something we
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need to talk about.
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Don't you, Bob?
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No.
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Kitty, don't push him.
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He might just
get up and leave.
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I'd respect you
if you got up and left.
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Eric and Donna
are having sex.
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What the hell?
Kitty!
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I didn't know
that clearing the air
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meant we were gonna have a
sex talk with the neighbors.
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I did.
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And I thought
it was gonna be fun,
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and it is fun.
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I think what midge means
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is it's good
to clear the air.
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Secrets cause cancer.
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Fine. Bring it on.
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Just so long as I don't have
to talk about this.
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I gotta say,
I'm with Bob on this.
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Right. So let's all
just not talk.
268
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:20,280
Okay. Deal.
269
00:12:20,447 --> 00:12:22,282
Okay. Deal, buddy.
270
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,619
No, Bob.
271
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,789
Deal.
272
00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:33,752
You lose again, cracker.
273
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,296
Why don't you go home
274
00:12:36,463 --> 00:12:39,007
and cry to your
big white mama?
275
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:46,139
Well, first of all, dude,
I think I'm Chinese.
276
00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:48,767
And second of all,
277
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,687
let me see you put your
money where your mouth is.
278
00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:57,025
I don't know. 20 bucks.
279
00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:00,529
I'm gonna have to dip into
my baby-sitting money.
280
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,909
I mean...
My drag racing money.
281
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,789
Time to lose,
little white girls.
282
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:16,962
Score!
283
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,673
Hey, I just
remembered, man,
284
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,551
I'm really good
at this game.
285
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:24,928
Ooh, Steven!
286
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,055
I'm so glad you're here.
287
00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:28,682
Jackie, please,
I'm right in the middle
288
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,768
of smokey and
the band-aid," okay?
289
00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:33,687
Okay. Fine.
290
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,856
But I signed us up
for roller-disco lessons
291
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,357
at skateworld tonight.
292
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:38,734
Class starts
in half an hour,
293
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,403
so we'd better hustle.
294
00:13:41,903 --> 00:13:44,531
You get it? Hustle?
295
00:13:45,198 --> 00:13:46,783
Okay. Let me explain
something to you.
296
00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:49,703
On Friday nights,
I don't roller-disco.
297
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,621
I go out looking
for roller-discoers
298
00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:53,915
to punch in the head.
299
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,169
Okay. Fine. We won't
roller-disco.
300
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,463
We'll do anything
you want.
301
00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:02,132
No, we won't.
302
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,884
Look, man,
303
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:07,137
you and I don't have
anything in common.
304
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,014
You're, like,
a square.
305
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,725
You know?
A cheerleader.
306
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,518
So just...
307
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,688
Roller-disco
on out of here, okay?
308
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:20,817
Fine. Fine. I guess
I'm not cool enough
309
00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:22,694
to hang out with you
anymore.
310
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:25,697
Now you're getting it.
311
00:14:26,573 --> 00:14:27,824
You know what, Steven?
312
00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:30,160
You think you know me,
but you don't.
313
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,704
You don't know me
at all.
314
00:14:33,246 --> 00:14:34,581
I know
you like unicorns,
315
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,292
so bye-bye.
316
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,256
Oh, my god.
Call Walter cronkite.
317
00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:46,093
My girlfriend
has her pants on.
318
00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:49,846
Okay. You're behaving
like the biggest baby.
319
00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:51,264
What's your problem?
320
00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:52,682
What's my--
321
00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:55,477
my problem is,
it's your...Butt.
322
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,106
It's our butt.
It's my butt.
323
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,485
Eric, it's my butt.
324
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,363
And when I showed it,
it was funny.
325
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,323
And you should be glad that
you have a girlfriend
326
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,617
who's cool enough
to moon.
327
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,412
Well...yeah, okay.
328
00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:16,289
I mean, you're right,
but... You know what?
329
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:18,750
Once the jocks and the guys
with the firebirds see it,
330
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:22,003
you know, they're just
gonna totally want you.
331
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,214
Oh, no. And with my weak-willed
girly mind,
332
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,967
I'll go, too.
333
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,137
You're such a bonehead.
334
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,806
Yeah, I know.
335
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,724
Okay. It's great.
336
00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:36,226
But, you know, in the
future, would it kill you
337
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,812
just to have
a smidgen of modesty?
338
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,605
Oh, my god.
339
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:42,315
[Laughing]
340
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:44,526
What--
341
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,654
what's so funny?
342
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,615
You're a prude.
343
00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:53,952
I am not.
344
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:58,373
Yes. You're uptight,
like a little pilgrim.
345
00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:00,542
Oh, yeah?
346
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,543
Yeah.
347
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,836
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
348
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,045
In the end,
349
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:05,464
I'm glad my Donna's
with your Eric.
350
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:08,091
At least I know Eric's
not a degenerate.
351
00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:14,514
[Shouting] Who's
the prude now, huh?
352
00:16:14,681 --> 00:16:18,727
My ass is swinging,
baby! Whoo!
353
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:26,443
Eric.
354
00:16:32,073 --> 00:16:34,534
Hi, mom.
355
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:42,292
So, Bob,
you wanna go ahead
356
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,670
and cancel next week's
game, buddy?
357
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:48,131
Okay.
358
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,883
Tie game.
359
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,801
This is it, Fez.
360
00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:54,971
Channel all of your hatred
for the white man
361
00:16:55,138 --> 00:16:58,517
into this one last point.
362
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,269
I am full of hate,
my brother.
363
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,855
Hey, foreign guy,
364
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,315
will you sign your
yearbook picture?
365
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,817
My what-book picture?
366
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:09,402
Oh, my god.
367
00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:11,905
It is half my face.
368
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:15,492
Oh, I feel the warm love
and embrace of the whitey.
369
00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:19,204
I forfeit. You win.
370
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,914
No. No, no!
371
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,500
Look, no one is
embracing you, Fez.
372
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,294
You're brown, okay?
373
00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:29,881
So let's kick
some racist ass!
374
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:35,011
[Music]
375
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,870
We lost?
376
00:18:01,037 --> 00:18:04,916
Nice game,
my white friends.
377
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,044
You owe me money!
378
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,258
Hey, Hyde.
379
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,551
Oh, no.
380
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:18,346
Is the roller-disco
craze over already?
381
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,640
Of course not.
382
00:18:20,807 --> 00:18:23,310
Look, Hyde, I just
wanted you to know
383
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:25,770
that I'm not
a square cheerleader.
384
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:28,481
I'm on the wrong side
of the law,
385
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,400
because I have this.
386
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,568
Oh, no.
387
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,570
A paper bag. Run.
388
00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:41,077
Jackie?
389
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:42,662
Oh, yeah.
390
00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:45,749
I bought it
in the ghetto.
391
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,960
Jackie, there is
no ghetto here.
392
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,587
There's, like,
that one house
393
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,631
that needs
to be painted.
394
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,466
Okay, fine. I bought it
from my housekeeper.
395
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,509
Whatever.
396
00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:58,136
So, what
are you saying?
397
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,971
You wanna be, like,
a burnout now?
398
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,849
No. No, Hyde, I just
wanna be with you.
399
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,185
Okay? I think you're
one of the coolest,
400
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,520
sweetest guys
I've ever met.
401
00:19:07,687 --> 00:19:08,897
No, you don't.
402
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,315
Yes, I do.
403
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,525
Cop: Is there
a problem here?
404
00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:14,110
No, sir, officer.
405
00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:16,196
There's no problem
at all, right, Jackie?
406
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,907
There's nothing
in the bag.
407
00:19:23,578 --> 00:19:25,455
Okay, miss, let's go.
408
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,082
No, no. I can't
go to jail.
409
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:30,126
I have to cheer
tomorrow.
410
00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:32,170
What are you
doing, man?
411
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,381
The bag is mine.
412
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,426
Come on, cheerleader,
dirtbag.
413
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,140
Okay, man.
414
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:46,559
Oh, my god.
415
00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:47,977
Steven Hyde,
you were right.
416
00:19:48,144 --> 00:19:50,438
We will never be friends.
We'll be more than friends.
417
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:54,651
Because now...I love you.
418
00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:57,904
Oh, my god.
Would you shut up?
419
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:01,074
As god is my witness,
I will wait for you.
420
00:20:02,909 --> 00:20:04,828
Well, I hope
you're happy.
421
00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:06,788
I don't think Bob
will ever recover
422
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:13,837
from the sight
of your rear end.
423
00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:17,173
What rear end?
424
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,550
What I can't
figure out
425
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,844
is how you expected
to run away
426
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:24,055
with your pants down
around your ankles.
427
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,350
[Laurie, red laughing]
428
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,102
Damn, he's dumb.
429
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,688
[Telephone rings]
430
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,982
Hello.
431
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,859
Steven, where
have you been?
432
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:38,194
You missed
the funniest damn thing.
433
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,115
Uh-huh.
434
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,992
Uh-huh.
435
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,577
Pants around
the ankles.
436
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,621
Oh, that's great.
437
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,123
Look, red,
438
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,667
I gotta talk to you
about something.
439
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,586
Arrested?
440
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,172
For what?
441
00:20:57,797 --> 00:21:00,592
For possession of what?
442
00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:04,179
Son of a bitch!
443
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,724
Hyde got arrested?
444
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,933
For what?
445
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,310
For holding?
446
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,520
For holding what?
447
00:21:12,687 --> 00:21:16,107
For holding my heart.
448
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,734
Because I love him.
449
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,236
All: What?!
450
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:22,697
It's true, okay?
451
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,199
I love Steven Hyde,
452
00:21:24,365 --> 00:21:26,034
and, someday,
he'll love me.
453
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,869
And he'll cut off
those stupid sideburns
454
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:31,122
and we'll live
happily ever after.
455
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:35,919
All: What?!
456
00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:42,967
[Music]
457
00:21:42,991 --> 00:21:47,991
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