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ooh! Now I've got park place
and boardwalk.
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This game's
just like life.
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I...am the richest of all.
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Jackie, I've got...
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$970 here.
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It's all yours if
you'll just go away!
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Relax, forman. It's better
than having Laurie down here.
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She's like
a big, cancerous tumor.
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And Jackie, you know,
she's like, uh...
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A tiny, benign cyst.
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Thank you, Hyde.
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Here. Buy yourself
a hotel.
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Why are you
giving him money?
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I'm the one in jail. Plus,
Hyde punched me in the arm.
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Why can't we
start over?
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Because!
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Allee!
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And don't try tippin' over the
board again, either.
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Next time we go hiking, make
sure you bring a blanket.
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I think I have
a twig in my shorts.
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Whata coincidence.
So does kelso.
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Burn!
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Okay, okay. Nice burn.
[Chuckles]
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Hi, Jackie.
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Oh, look. It's Michael
and his community chest.
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Nice.
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So, Michael, when you come
over for dinner tonight,
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don't wear that
stupid unicorn tie.
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Ohh!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Jackie.
Was thata gift?
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Oh, yeah?!
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Well, were
those shoes a gift?
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'Cause they're ugly!
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Whatare you even
doing here, anyways?
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Should you be off playing
with ribbons and ponies?
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Well, shouldn't
you be off...
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Being a bitch?
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Oh, I made the little
girl saya bad word.
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See you tonight.
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Whoops.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ nota thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Laurie makes me so mad.
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I just want to rip out
her hair, show it to her,
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and hope
it doesn't grow back.
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I hate her.
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Jackie...that's
what she wants.
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She feeds on your anger, man.
It only makes her stronger.
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Well, then whatam I
supposed to do?
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If you really want
to get under her skin,
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you have to be zen.
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Zen? Okay, you can't just
make up words, Hyde.
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No, man, zen.
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At peace. Aloof.
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Zen.
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Oh.
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Okay, then...
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Hyde, will you teach me
how to be zen?
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You can't just teach someone
to be zen, Jackie.
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You can only
learn to be zen.
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Okay, I don't understand.
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Exactly.
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And that's
your first lesson.
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Huh?
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Jackie, if you want
to be my student,
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you need to follow my
instructions without question.
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Okay. Okay. See?
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I can do that.
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Okay.
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First thing--
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finish polishing
my boots.
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Hyde, how's that
gonna help-- what?
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Okay.
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You're gonna make
a fine student.
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Shine, grasshopper,
shine.
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Kelso...
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Man, you're
not seriously
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comin' to dinner
tonight, are you?
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Why shouldn't I?
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You know, Jackie
broke up with me,
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and I needed a girlfriend,
and Laurie's it.
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Plus, I need to eat,
so I'm comin' to dinner.
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God, kelso,
you're lame.
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And you're sad.
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But if you go
to dinner with red,
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you're gonna get
your just desserts.
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I don't care
what they serve.
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I just want to be there
for Laurie. You know?
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Hope it's pie.
[Chuckles]
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Oh, kelso...
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It's gonna be
so bad.
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Can I come
to dinner tonight?
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No!
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Look.
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Red loves Laurie.
Right?
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And Laurie likes me.
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Therefore, red
has to like me.
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I mean, what father
wouldn't like the guy
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who's nailin' his daughter?
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Oh, Laurie, you can't
bring Michael to dinner.
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Are you out
of your mind?
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Mom, I'm an adult,
and this is my choice.
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No. If you were
really an adult,
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you'd try to meet
someone with a future
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instead of Michael,
who, bless his heart...
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Is probably
gonna end up
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ripping tickets
at the tilt-a-whirl.
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Well, he could
invent something.
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Yeah. I guess I'm lazy.
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Uh-huh. And, Laurie, have you
given any thought
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as to what you're gonna say to
your father when he finds out?
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He's my boyfriend, daddy,
and we love each other,
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[strongly emotional] And you
can't stop us from being together!
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What do you think?
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Laurie, I absolutely
forbid you
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to bring that boy
to dinner.
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Ohhh! Sometimes
I hate you!
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Well...that
is just too bad,
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because I love you!
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[Quietly]
Because I have to.
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Whatever!
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No. More aloofness.
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[Strongly]
Whatever.
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I'm not believin' you.
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Hyde, when are we
going to move on?
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I have been saying "whatever"
for half an hour.
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You can say very much
by saying very little,
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small grasshopper.
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Pretend you're Laurie
and insult me.
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Okay.
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Hey, Hyde,
you're stupid.
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[Ambivalent]
Whatever.
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Wow! That was great!
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Yeah.
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Now. Another part
of this is ambiguity.
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Say it with me.
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Ambiguity.
Ambiguity.
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Very good. See, you don't
want people to know
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exactly what you mean.
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Here. Ask me if I want
to go to a movie tonight.
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Okay. Hi. Would you like to
go to a movie tonight?
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That's cool.
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See, you don't know if I
mean "that's cool, I'll go,"
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or "that's cool,
no, thanks."
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And that's cool.
Whatever.
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Oh, my god!
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I am so sorry
I got impatient.
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That's cool.
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Hey, guys.
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So, Jackie, Eric won't
invite me to dinner tonight.
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So, do you want to, like, go to
the mall or something?
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That's cool.
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Wait. What
do you mean?
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Oh, my god,
it worked.
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I mean...
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Whatever.
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Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
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What?
Kitty: What?
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You guys started
eatin' without me?
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That is so rude!
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I'm just kiddin'!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
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Well, Eric, you must've
forgotten to mention
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that you invited Michael
to dinner tonight.
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Oh, right. Uh...
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Yeah,
I guess I did.
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Oh, and there
are my chocolates--
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the chocolates that I asked
you to bring...Over to me.
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Ooh, Fanny farmer.
My favorite.
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But--no, no.
Those are for Laurie.
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Red: Kelso...
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Dad!!
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Uh...
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Nougat?
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Don't worry, red.
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I got somethin'
for you, too.
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Huhhh!
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5 beers?
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Uh, yeah. They were all
out of 6-packs.
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Weird, huh?
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Let me help you out
with that there, red.
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Are you takin' a beer?
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Hey, focus, man! He's
datin' your daughter!
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Laurie...
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What's goin' on?
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[Emotionally] He's
my boyfriend, daddy!
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[More subdued]
And...He loves me, and...
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He's good to me,
and we're...
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[Defeated]
Happy together.
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Kelso.
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You have 5 seconds
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to get as far away
from me as possible!
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But, red, whatabout
our unspoken bond?
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1!
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2!
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I'll call you.
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[Sighs]
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Beer, red?
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And the rest of dinner...
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Was eaten
in complete silence.
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The only sound
was the dull throbbing
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of that vein
in red's giant, shiny head.
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Boy, I'm glad
I'm not kelso.
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Sure, he's had sex a lot
and I am stilla virgin,
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but...
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Oh, I wish
I was kelso.
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No, you don't, Fez.
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Being kelso is like...
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Knowing the truth behind
all the deceptions in society,
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but not being able to
convince any of your
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fellow suburban clones
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thatanything's wrong, man.
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No, wait. That's me.
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Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!
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Ohhh...
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Man.
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I just totally forgot
why I was laughing.
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Isn't that funny?
Ha ha ha!
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Okay, uh...No more
for the cheerleader. Okay?
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Jackie, you seem different.
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I don't know if it's your
hair, your outfit...
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Or your red,
puffy eyes.
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She's zen, man.
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I've taken her
under my wing.
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I'm running a dojo
of coolness.
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Jackie, demonstrate.
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[Mouth full]
Oogly moogly.
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Googly. Hah! Ha!
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Yeah, it's her first day.
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Kitty, I don't
want our daughter
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dating
that kettlehead.
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Well, maybe
it's justa phase.
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No.
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He's been
a kettlehead since--
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no. No. I meant Laurie.
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This is how it starts,
you know.
264
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,941
First they're dating
and having fun.
265
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,985
And then the next thing
you know,
266
00:12:58,151 --> 00:13:00,404
they're pryin' the money
to pay for a wedding
267
00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:04,324
from my cold, dead hands.
268
00:13:04,491 --> 00:13:07,202
Oh, honey, they're
not gonna get married.
269
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,789
He'll leave her when she
gets pregnant. Ha ha ha!
270
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,042
Ha ha ha ha ha!
271
00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:16,378
Ha ha ha ha...
272
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,338
Oh. Okay.
273
00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:22,551
I see Mr. Smiley
isn't in town today.
274
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,637
I expected more from her.
275
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,807
What the hell is she doing
with some high school kid?
276
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,517
She went to college!
277
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,769
Well, she did flunk out.
278
00:13:32,936 --> 00:13:34,396
[Sighs]
279
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,356
Oh, kitty...
280
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,984
I can see how their future
is gonna turn out...
281
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,988
And it's not good.
282
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,170
[Robot voice] More
mashed potatoes, red?
283
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,673
Why, thank you,
servotron 2000.
284
00:14:04,217 --> 00:14:06,345
Oh, it's cold.
285
00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:09,639
Damn foreign robots.
286
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,852
Oh, it's so nice to have dinner
with the family like this.
287
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,396
Yeah. It's a good thing we
found a baby-sitting droid
288
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:18,899
for the quintuplets.
289
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,527
So, Michael, how's
the job hunt going?
290
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,406
Great! They had a
real short line at
291
00:14:26,573 --> 00:14:28,658
the unemployment office, so
I got home in time to catch
292
00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:32,371
the end of the space
price is right.
293
00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:36,041
You know, times are tough
for me and kelso right now.
294
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,127
You'll help us,
won't you, daddy?
295
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,964
I'llalways be there
for you, honey.
296
00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:46,426
I think she means
financially, red.
297
00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:49,054
I know what she means...
298
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,099
[Muttering] Kettlehead.
299
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:56,645
You're...givin' us more
money... right, dude?
300
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,438
Yes, damn it!
301
00:14:58,605 --> 00:15:00,190
All right.
All right.
302
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,151
Hey, Laurie... I think
it's time for our...Nap.
303
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,196
All right!
That's it!
304
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,241
I've gotta go to saturn
on business for a week.
305
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,952
And when I get back,
you'd better have a job,
306
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,956
or it's off to the asteroid
mines for you!
307
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,795
Don't forget
your briefcase, red.
308
00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:25,590
Thank you,
servotron 2000.
309
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,051
Now...
310
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,012
Roll back the roof,
'cause I gotta go.
311
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,975
Jetpack...
Blast off!
312
00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:46,319
Kitty: Red.
313
00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:48,113
Red.
314
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,031
Ahem. That's it.
315
00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:52,868
I'm just gonna tell her that
she can't see him anymore.
316
00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:54,494
Nope, nope. You can't
do that, red.
317
00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:55,954
In fact, the more
we fight it,
318
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,124
the more she's gonna want
to be with...Kettlehead.
319
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:03,670
Ahh, at this rate, i'm
gonna have a heart attack
320
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,840
before I even get
my jetpack.
321
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,845
You know...
I missed you guys.
322
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,182
Yeah. This place just isn't
the same when I'm not around.
323
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,978
Oh, hey. You guys want to
hear a really funny story?
324
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,440
I was just upstairs, and red
was yelling at me about you.
325
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,193
And, uh,
then I said,
326
00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:27,777
"whatare you doin'
yellin' at me?
327
00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:29,196
Kelso's right downstairs.
328
00:16:29,362 --> 00:16:31,948
In fact, I'll go get
him for you," I said.
329
00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:35,785
Say, that is
a funny story.
330
00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:39,789
I don't care.
I'll talk to red.
331
00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:43,960
He was really mean to me, and
here I brought him a 5-pack.
332
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,005
So I hope he's
ready to apologize.
333
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,299
Ha ha ha
ha ha!
334
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,301
Oh, yeah!
335
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,928
Yeah, that's it.
If there's one thing
336
00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:55,764
red's about,
it's forgiveness.
337
00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:58,600
No, he's not.
338
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,269
He's the opposite
of that.
339
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,983
Oh, wait.
340
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:08,735
I get you.
341
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,320
Funny.
342
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,114
[Chuckles]
343
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,127
Wait. Uh...[Chuckles]
344
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:28,672
Red, can't we, uh,
l-leave that open?
345
00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:31,424
Have a seat, kelso.
346
00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:33,385
You know,
I've been thinking
347
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,554
a lot about
your relationship
348
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,973
with my only daughter.
349
00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:40,308
She's a gem.
350
00:17:40,475 --> 00:17:42,519
Shut up.
351
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,063
Kitty says that if the two of
you want to see each other,
352
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,607
there's...nothin'
I can do about it.
353
00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:51,069
But she's wrong...
'Cause I could kill you.
354
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,284
That's a joke, kelso.
You should laugh
355
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,119
when I make a joke.
356
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,580
[Weakly] Ha ha ha.
Hey, good one, red.
357
00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:03,582
See, you're making me
think that I should take
358
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,375
a personal interest in you,
359
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,211
and you don't want that.
Take Eric, for example.
360
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,172
I have a personal
interest in him.
361
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:13,091
Oh, god.
362
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,467
There you go.
363
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:15,885
What you want
to do here
364
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:17,637
is fly in
under my radar
365
00:18:17,804 --> 00:18:21,016
so that if I never see
you and Laurie together
366
00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:23,184
or hear your name mentioned
in the same breath,
367
00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:27,897
I might just...Forget that you
even exist. Got it?
368
00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:30,734
Yeah. Okay, so you mean
if--if me and Laurie--
369
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:35,572
oh, now, see...You just
mentioned my daughter's name.
370
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,157
I'm sorry.
371
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,034
Okay. Um...
372
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,202
If...kelso
and your daughter--
373
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:43,788
no, no, no. See,
now, that's, uh...
374
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:46,082
That's not gonna work, either.
375
00:18:46,249 --> 00:18:48,418
Well, th-this
is hard, red!
376
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,170
Yeah. Well, you're
gonna be here till you
377
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,755
get it right, kelso.
378
00:18:51,921 --> 00:18:53,965
Well, okay, red, but
eventually my parents
379
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,593
are gonna come
lookin' for me.
380
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,095
Yeah, but they're
not gonna find you.
381
00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:01,097
[Breath trembles]
382
00:19:01,264 --> 00:19:03,558
Oh, that's another joke.
Come on, laugh, kelso!
383
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,311
[Half-crying,
half-laughing]
384
00:19:18,406 --> 00:19:20,033
Oh, you again.
385
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:24,537
What happened? Did they let
out kindergarten early today?
386
00:19:24,704 --> 00:19:27,999
Whatever.
387
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,044
Jackie, don't you
have a lame comeback
388
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,338
saved for just
this very occasion?
389
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,925
That's cool.
390
00:19:37,717 --> 00:19:40,637
Oh, so now you're
little miss cool, huh?
391
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,264
Whatever.
392
00:19:43,431 --> 00:19:47,102
Well. If you're really as
cool as you think you are,
393
00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:50,730
you would've been able to hold
onto your one true love.
394
00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:53,108
But you couldn't,
could you?
395
00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:55,193
Loser!
396
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,238
Oh, well.
397
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,532
Rrrr!
398
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:14,587
Cat fight!
Ha ha ha!
399
00:20:15,171 --> 00:20:18,299
You guys, stop it!
Ohh! Ohh!
400
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,884
Aaahhh!
401
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,553
Ow! You bit me! Jackie,
hit her in the eye!
402
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,971
Ohh!
Ooh.
403
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,681
Ohh!
Aah!
404
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,141
Oh, I know! We can
pour water on them,
405
00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:28,184
and then we can see
through their shirts!
406
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:30,437
Ohhh!
407
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,772
[Panting] Bitch!
408
00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:34,733
Uhh! [Panting]
409
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,277
Uhh!
410
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,739
You kicked her ass,
man!
411
00:20:41,197 --> 00:20:42,615
Yeah.
412
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,492
Yeah.
413
00:20:44,659 --> 00:20:46,703
Whatever.
414
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,163
Ohhh...
415
00:20:48,329 --> 00:20:50,915
Oh, my gosh. I am
so turned on.
416
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,585
Oh.
417
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,628
I can't believe
Laurie bit me.
418
00:20:55,795 --> 00:20:58,590
I hope she didn't give
me, like, slut rabies.
419
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,135
Jackie...
420
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,596
You're my hero.
421
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,265
You hit her in the eye.
422
00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:09,017
Yeah, but I guess
423
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,435
it wasn't very zen
of me, was it, Hyde?
424
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,562
Well...
Where zen ends...
425
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:16,608
Ass-kicking begins.
426
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,444
And that's your final lesson,
grasshopper.
427
00:21:20,695 --> 00:21:22,405
Hey, man...
428
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,491
Let's do that thing
429
00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:28,453
where we all sit
in the circle again.
430
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,456
Oh, one step
ahead of ya.
431
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,212
The fact that you
actually went
432
00:21:37,378 --> 00:21:39,714
into the garage with red...
That's so brave.
433
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,966
Yeah.
434
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:46,429
I guess we both had to
fight for our love, baby.
435
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,640
Red: I'm coming in
the living room now!
436
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,184
Dohh!
437
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,607
Well. Hi there, kitten.
438
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,948
Hi, daddy.
439
00:22:04,972 --> 00:22:09,972
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