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Donna, have you noticed that
every time we do the--ahem,
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what we just did...
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It is always fun?
[Nervous giggle]
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Eric, you're so cute.
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Ow! Ow!
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Donna, I think by "cute"
you mean...
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Ruggedly handsome.
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You read my mind, Eric.
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Oh, yeah.
That's the other thing.
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After we do...The thing,
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I don't really feel
like an "Eric."
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Really?
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Uh, yeah. I think
I feel more like a Stan.
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Or...a Chuck.
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Or a...
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A Maverick.
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So do you want to go to
a movie tomorrow, Maverick?
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Oh, uh, I told kelso and Fez
I'd hang out with them.
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Really? Oh.
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Hey, but, uh, you can come,
too, if you want.
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No. It's okay.
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Uh, really,
you should come.
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No. You go.
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Have fun.
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Are you sure?
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Sure. It's no big deal.
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Okay, cool.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ nota thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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[Music]
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Swedish pancakes?
What's the catch?
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Oh, no catch. Eat 'em while
they're hot. There's plenty.
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Well, this is a real
treat, Mrs. Forman.
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Psst. Careful, Steven.
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There's always a string
attached to Swedish pancakes.
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Trust me.
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Mom, you only make
Swedish pancakes
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when something horrible's
about to happen.
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Does someone
have cancer?
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No, no, no. No one
has horrible cancer.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Now, let's just
sit down as a family
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and enjoy
our special pancakes.
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Gotcha!
Ha ha ha ha.
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We're all going to the nursing
home to visitaunt Pearl.
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Oh...
Aw...
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Isn't she dead yet?
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Laurie!
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Well, I mean
she is old...
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So...maybe we
should call ahead.
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Red, can you believe
this family?
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Well, the bucks are
playing the celtics.
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Oh, come on!
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All I'm asking is
for a quick visit.
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Real quick.
Quick, quick, quick.
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Say, kids, how abouta nice
trip to old aunt Pearl's?
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Ohh...
Ohh...
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Hey!
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Thank you, red.
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I don't have to go,
do I?
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I've already been to see
her 3 times this year.
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Oh, yeah. And
I'm a virgin.
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God, I miss Jackie.
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I can't sleep.
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I can't think.
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I can still eat, but...
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I mean, my life
has no meaning.
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I'm dead inside.
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Oh, so that's what smells.
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Yeah, Mr. Broken heart.
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When was the last time
you took a bath, man?
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Whew,
you're getting gamy.
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Man, I am so glad
Donna's not Jackie.
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But I'll tell you what.
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I'm even more glad
I'm not you.
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No offense.
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I gotta win Jackie back.
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I got it!
I'll write her a song!
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Maybe the best way
to get Jackie back
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is to let her date
other people,
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foreign exchange people.
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No, man. I think a song
is a really great idea.
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How about this one?
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♪ You don't love me
anymore ♪
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♪ you caught me cheatin'
with a whore ♪
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See? 'Cause
Laurie's the whore.
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You get it?
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Yeah. My sister
is such a whore.
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[Sniffle]
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Yeah, I'm gonna write
Jackie a song.
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I gotta win her back because
I can't stop the tears, man!
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[Sobbing loudly]
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Kelso?
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We've been over this.
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There's no crying
in the circle.
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And then Eric says, "you
can come... if you want."
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If you want?!
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Ouch!
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Right?!
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I don't know, I think he's
sort of taking me for granted.
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Eyah, I don't know.
Maybe I'm just overreacting.
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No, Donna.
You're underreacting.
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All men take all women
for granted...
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All the time.
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Jackie--
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save yourself
the heartache, Donna.
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Break up with Eric now
before it's too late.
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Then we can be
single girls together.
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Ooh! We could take
a cruise!
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I don't know.
I'm just worried.
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I mean, if he's acting
like this now,
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imagine what it'll be like
if we got, like...
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Married or something.
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Gloria, I just looked at her!
She was giving me change!
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No, Michael!
It wasn'ta look.
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It was a look.
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Oh, my!
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Please don't fight.
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Your father will be home
any minute.
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Wow, ma!
You're all dressed up!
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Oh, yeah. Your father's
taking me out tonight.
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Good for you, ma.
You deserve a night out.
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Well, ho, ho, ho and
whoop-di-doo. I'm home.
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Oh, hi, Archie.
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Ah, jeez, Edith, no time
for the kisses there.
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The fight's
about to start.
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But, daddy, you told mayou
were taking her out tonight.
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That's true, arch.
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Shut up,
you meathead, you!
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Well, if you ask my opinion,
maybe you just forgot.
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Ah, jeez, Edith, I didn't
forget nothin' there,
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so get me a beer
and stifle there, huh?
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Oh, my...
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Oh, my god, Jackie.
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Whatam I gonna do?
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I don't know, Donna.
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I just don't know.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Forman.
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Go talk on your
own damn porch.
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So...you've been playing
much bingo, Pearl?
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Oh, for god's sakes, kitty,
I ate your damn pudding.
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So go!
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Laurie,
say something nice.
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Fine. Something nice.
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That's my magazine.
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Nobody needs to see that.
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Aunt Pearl:
Get out!
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You know, it's weird.
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But I thought after me
and Michael broke up,
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I wouldn't want to
hang out here anymore.
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Yep. That's what
we were hoping.
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But I think if I left,
you'd really miss me.
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Right?
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Ahem.
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I, uh, I suppose...
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That, um, you know,
it's important
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when you have
a bad breakup
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that you find
friends to, uh...
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Uh, sympathetic...
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Uh, stuff...
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Um, supportand, uh...
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I don't know.
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Right.
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So let's go to the mall.
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No. I meant friends
like Donna or...Not me.
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But I noticed
you're alone a lot,
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and I'm alone a lot,
so let's be alone together.
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Look, we're alone right now.
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That's not reallya very
good reason for us to--
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wait.
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Let's go to sizzler.
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They've got
a salad bar.
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It's all you can eat.
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Plus 5 different colors
of jell-o.
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I'll buy.
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You've been through
a rough time.
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Let's go, kid.
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A song for Jackie.
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By Michael kelso.
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♪ You may think
this song is stupid ♪
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♪ so I made a call
to cupid ♪
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♪ and he told me to put
my heart out on my sleeve ♪
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♪ so we can retrieve
our love from the trash ♪
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♪ trash, trash ♪
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So what do you think?
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Well, I think that...
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You should draw her
a picture.
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Hey, pal...
You think you're funny?
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Well, just wait,
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'cause someday Donna's
gonna crush your
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stupid little heart, too.
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Yeah. Ahem.
See, I don't think so
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because I've taken special
precautions to prevent
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that very thing from happening.
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Uh, like, for instance,
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I...don't sleep
with other women.
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Yeah?
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Well...it's only
'cause you're chicken.
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Hey.
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Hey, baby.
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What say you grab papa
a root beer, huh?
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Oh, my god.
I cannot look.
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Listen, you worm,
I am not your slave
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or a waitress
or your damn maid!
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And don't get all
Archie bunker-y on me,
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or I will kick your ass
to the moon!
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Hey, Eric, what rhymes
with Donna?
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♪ I didn't mean to cheat,
but she forced me ♪
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♪ she downright coerced me ♪
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Hey, that's kinda good.
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Man, I just asked her
for a root beer.
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You tried to
control her, Eric.
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And the woman always
controls the man.
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That's true.
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Donna does not
control me!
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Oh, Eric, you have so much
to learn, my friend.
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Yeah. I wish Jackie
was still controlling me.
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I love being
on a short leash.
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♪ Put the short leash
back on me ♪
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Kelso, let me see that
for a second.
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Yeah.
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You know, that's kinda funny.
That was your guitar.
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Burn!
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Hyde, those boots
look really nice on you.
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You know, Jackie, you buying
me boots is just wrong.
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You should've let me
shoplift them.
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00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,015
No, Hyde. I want you
to have them.
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Besides,
I'm saving a fortune
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now that I don't have to feed
and clothe Michael.
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Well, if you insist.
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I do.
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So I was thinking
tomorrow night,
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we should,
you know--
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whoa, okay. All right now,
come on, Jackie.
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This was a one time only
thing, all right?
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If you're trying to bribe
me with these boots, man,
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you can just take them back.
262
00:13:49,369 --> 00:13:51,121
I see.
263
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,416
Oh, whatare you
gonna do now, cry?
264
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:59,296
Oh, man, you're crying.
265
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,465
Hey, Jackie...
266
00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:03,091
Come on, man.
267
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,510
It's gonna be fine, okay?
You're gonna be fine.
268
00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:08,513
This whole thing is
gonna be fine, all right?
269
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,060
No. No!
270
00:14:13,101 --> 00:14:15,395
Bad Jackie!
271
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,397
But, Hyde, I thought
we agreed
272
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,442
that you were alone
and I was alone--
273
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,154
Jackie, I'm trying to help you
out here, all right?
274
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,739
So just listen to me.
275
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,283
You gotta realize that you
can do better than kelso.
276
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,619
But what if I never find
anybody else?
277
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,663
Oh, you will, man.
You'll find somebody great.
278
00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:38,251
You see, I, myself,
don't like you.
279
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,088
I find you abrasive.
280
00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:45,967
But if I didn't know you
and I had never talked to you,
281
00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:49,096
I'd think you were totally hot.
282
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,558
Thank you, Hyde.
283
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,520
Anything for you, doll.
284
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:04,236
Pearl, honey,
please come out.
285
00:15:05,612 --> 00:15:11,243
Oh! Laurie, she kinda likes
you. Do something.
286
00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:13,495
Aunt Pearl!
287
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,330
Why don't you come out,
and you can show me
288
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,208
your damn scrapbooks again?
289
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,835
Every time
you people come,
290
00:15:19,876 --> 00:15:21,920
I gotta get dressed
and put my teeth in.
291
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:25,173
And you're not worth it,
so get lost!
292
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,721
Now can we go?
293
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:34,099
No. Ahem.
294
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,686
Okay, fine. You know what?
I give up.
295
00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:39,396
Let's just go.
296
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,942
I just hope when I get old,
someone comes to visit me.
297
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,945
Don't be ridiculous, mom.
Eric will come.
298
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,657
Well, I'm gonna go warm
the car up.
299
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,284
No, Laurie.
300
00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:53,785
This is important
to your mother.
301
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,455
So sit down.
302
00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,125
Come on, Pearl.
There's a bucks game on.
303
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,419
The bucks, huh?!
304
00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:05,922
Oh-ho!
305
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,095
Well, you know, see?
306
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,222
This is nice.
307
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,974
The only thing
that keeps me alive
308
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:19,686
is watching the bucks lose.
Pfft!
309
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,776
Go bucks.
310
00:16:28,111 --> 00:16:29,863
Michael, no. I don't
want to talk to you.
311
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,281
No. You're right.
312
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,949
Okay? Because words
don't do it.
313
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,576
That's why I wrote
this song.
314
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,245
Oh, god.
315
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:47,589
♪ Jackie, please
take me backie ♪
316
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:51,760
♪ I'll get the knack, see ♪
317
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:53,386
Okay, Michael, stop.
318
00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:54,846
Michael, stop.
319
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:58,433
Yes, please,
kelso, stop.
320
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,310
I cannot take this anymore.
321
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:04,272
This is how you serenade
a woman.
322
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,110
♪ Besame ♪
323
00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:12,822
♪ besame mucho ♪
324
00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:15,742
♪ como si fuera
esta noche ♪
325
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:19,287
♪ la ultima vez ♪
326
00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:22,541
Whatare you doing?
327
00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:25,168
Yeah. Whatare you doing?
328
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,255
Um, this is my school song
from back home.
329
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:33,093
I don't love you.
330
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,429
Hey, what's going on?
331
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:38,139
Nothing.
332
00:17:38,181 --> 00:17:40,141
Nothing atall.
333
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,477
Thank you, Hyde,
for tonight.
334
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,854
It was very special.
335
00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:54,322
Ohh!
Aiee.
336
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,618
Isn't she nice?
337
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,789
Hey, fellas, you
like my new boots?
338
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:10,088
So, then Eric
says to Donna,
339
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,590
"I cannot go out with you,
340
00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:13,216
because I'm going out
with the guys."
341
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,803
Oh, jeez.
342
00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:20,015
What? I don't think
that's the problem.
343
00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:23,852
No. What's his name's right.
That's the problem.
344
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,271
Look, I don't think
I did anything wrong.
345
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,647
I'm not going to
apologize to Donna.
346
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,066
Oh, yeah?
347
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:33,403
What? Why?
348
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,821
Here's the thing.
349
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,699
You're assuming that you're
good enough for Donna.
350
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,327
And you're not.
351
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,371
Yes, I am.
352
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,998
No, you're not.
353
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,791
Just like I'm not
good enough for your mother.
354
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,501
Okay, well...
355
00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:51,630
Yeah, that's true.
356
00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:53,840
Hey, watch it. I'm trying to
help you out here.
357
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,425
I'm sorry. Yes, sir.
358
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,010
Look, do you really
think I wanted to spend
359
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,845
the whole damn day
sitting in a room
360
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:03,099
with a woman who hates the
bucks and smells like cabbage?
361
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,851
Well, I didn't.
362
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,729
But that's the price
you pay, son.
363
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,149
Now, you go call Donna
before she realizes
364
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,735
how much better off
she is without you.
365
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,155
Go on now. Go!
366
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,575
Go! You heard him, go!
367
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,535
But whatabout--
368
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:25,580
blah, blah, blah.
Make the call, little man.
369
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,382
Listen, Donna--
370
00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:36,716
no. Wait.
371
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,469
I've been thinking about...
You know...
372
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,304
What happened.
373
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,391
And I realize
I may have overreacted.
374
00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:46,226
It's just that i'm
a little vulnerable now
375
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:50,146
that our relationship
is...Matured.
376
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:55,110
Donna, no apology
necessary.
377
00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:58,196
I welcome your insane
behavior and criticism.
378
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,369
Don't be a jerk, Eric.
379
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,622
No. No. Uh, ahem, i'm
actually-- I'm being serious.
380
00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:10,417
I'm willing to do...
381
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,378
Whatever it takes
for us to be together.
382
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,381
Whatever it takes.
383
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,758
It's worth it.
384
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:22,929
Well...thank you.
385
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,600
So, uh,
for future reference,
386
00:20:27,642 --> 00:20:30,645
do I have to ask you,
uh, before I go out
387
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,398
with my friends?
388
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,483
No.
389
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:40,029
Uh...yes.
390
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:42,532
Sometimes.
391
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:46,745
So, uh, how will I
know which times?
392
00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:49,956
Well, you'll know afterwards
when I get mad.
393
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,502
Okay.
Yeah.
394
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,755
Uh, is there,
you know,
395
00:20:56,796 --> 00:21:00,592
maybe a better
system than that?
396
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:03,762
No. I really can't
think of one. No.
397
00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:06,973
Okay, fair enough.
398
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,184
I'm really sorry.
399
00:21:09,225 --> 00:21:11,644
Me, too.
400
00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:14,773
So, uh, I blew off
the guys tonight
401
00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:16,399
to hang out
with you.
402
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,568
So my calendar
is wide open.
403
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,489
I'm...I'm here
for you, Donna.
404
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:26,284
Oh, that's too bad.
I'm hanging out with Jackie.
405
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,162
You could come if you want.
406
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:42,133
That's really not funny.
407
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,885
So, aunt pe--
408
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,012
shh!
409
00:22:03,863 --> 00:22:05,281
I was wondering--
410
00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:07,742
shh!
Okay.
411
00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:12,766
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