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[Music]
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Hey, Mr. Bonkers.
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You naughty kitty.
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I'll be right home.
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Keep my bed
warm, okay?
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[Meow]
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Hey. Keep your paws
to yourself.
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She's my girlfriend.
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So, what was your favorite
part of the movie?
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My favorite part of the
movie was when we made out.
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Yeah. Movies are fun.
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Yeah.
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Good night.
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You know, it's amazing
how you always manage
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to pull the car
right up to the garage,
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but not
actually into it.
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Yup. Takes a keen eye
and a sure foot.
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How would you like
your keen eye
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to watch my sure foot
kick your smart ass?
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Why don't I pull
the car in?
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What the--
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you're movin' it
a foot,
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and you
hit somethin'.
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Jeez.
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Oh, god. No!
It's...
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It's Mr. Bonkers.
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Wow. That is
one dead cat.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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If I was stranded
on a desert island
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with only one
form of cheese,
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no question--
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it would have
to be the puff.
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You know who's my
little cheese puff?
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Jackie.
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Oh, Michael,
you're so cute.
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You're cute.
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Cuter.
Cutest.
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All right. You guys
gotta shut up
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before I blow
cheese puff chunks.
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All right, Michael,
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I'll see you
tonight at 8:00.
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I'll be counting
the minutes.
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Can't you just
use a clock?
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Man, we're
so back in love.
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I remember
when it was all,
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you're an idiot,
Michael!
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And..."whoa, what'd I do?"
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Good times.
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Sorry, man,
but I love her.
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Yes, but you don't
deserve her,
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you son of a bitch.
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What?
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I said...
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Good cheese puffs,
you son of a bitch.
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Hey, kelso.
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I thought we'd get
together tonight,
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so take a shower,
okay?
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Laurie, I'm seeing
Jackie tonight.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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No. I'll see you
at 8:00.
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But--
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you heard me!
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Damn.
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My second girlfriend
is such a drag.
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This is bad, man.
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Yes, but only for you.
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Cheese puff?
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Looks pretty good,
Mr. Clean.
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Oh!
[Laughs nervously]
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Well, you know me.
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I'm...super neat.
Ha ha!
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You know, I can't find
Mr. Bonkers anywhere.
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Have you seen him?
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No!
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Uh, I mean...
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Well...
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Yeah, not since
last night.
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Huh. Well...
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[Little cat voice]
Meow meow meow meow
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killed meow meow.
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What?!
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I said, it's weird.
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He always
sleeps with me,
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but he never came home
last night.
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Let me know
if you see him, okay?
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Oh. Sure thing.
Will do.
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Mr. Bonkers?
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Yeah, I'm goin' to hell.
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So you didn't
tell her?
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I felt so guilty.
I just...
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I couldn't.
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Is it because you're
kinda glad it's dead?
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No.
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Hey, maybe I don't
have to tell her.
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Maybe she'll just think
Mr. Bonkers ran away.
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That works. That's
what we told you when--
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shh!
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What?
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Eric, honey,
eat your pizza rolls.
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Oh, come on.
How hard can this be?
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You go over there
and you say, "hey,
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I'm a cat killer.
I mur--"
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I murdered your cat.
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Ahem.
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But you try to say it
with a straight face.
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What?
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Am I the only one that
sees the humor in this?
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I think
you might be, red.
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Oh, come on. That thing was
always messin' in my yard,
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goin' through our garbage.
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Now we have Hyde
for that.
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Oh, yeah, Laurie, and
what exactly do you do?
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Oh! That's right--
the packers.
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Excuse me.
Dilemma here?
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Eric, this is
not a dilemma.
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You have to tell Donna.
Just be gentle,
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and maybe take her
a nice little gift.
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Yeah, like a kitty-sized
headstone.
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You know what? I should've
known you were lying.
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Sure, flipper was fast,
but...
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Turtles don't
just run away.
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Hyde, which one's your
favorite Charlie's angel?
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I kinda like the blonde
with the huge rack.
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Yes. And she distracts the
criminals with her huge rack.
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Plus, she's got
that huge rack.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my stomach.
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My cheesy-puffy friends
have become my enemy.
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Man...
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You guys...
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I gotta break up
with Laurie.
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Kelso, remember how you said
you were gonna juggle 'em both
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till it blew up in your
face? Yeah?
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Well...
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Ka-blooey!
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Okay. I know I tried
before. Right?
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But this time Laurie'll see
how much I love Jackie
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and that my motives
are good and pure.
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Then she'll
just let me go.
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Then you and all the
leprechauns can ride unicorns
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to a wonderful
celebration in fairyland.
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Look! The angels are
runnin' in slow motion.
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Yeah.
Damn!
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That's just good TV.
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Hey, beautiful.
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How's it goin'?
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Oh...pretty good.
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Except I found
this here kitten
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who told me he was looking for
someone to love him.
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Oh, my god!
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[Meow]
Oh, he's so cute.
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Thank you, Eric.
That's so sweet.
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Oh, I hope Mr. Bonkers
doesn't get jealous.
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[Clears throat nervously]
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Hi.
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Yeah. I don't think that's
gonna happen, Donna,
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because...
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I accidentally
killed Mr. Bonkers.
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So! What're you gonna name
this little fella here?
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What? What are
you talking about?
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I've had that cat since
I was 3. What happened?
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Well...
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Last night I was pulling in
the car after our date--
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after our date?
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Last night?
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Eric, I was looking for him,
and I asked you.
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And you said
you hadn't seen him.
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And you knew I was worried
sick about him.
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I know, Donna. That's why
it was so hard to tell you.
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[Door opens]
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Hey there, ho there,
hi there.
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What's goin' on?
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Why don't you ask the man
who murdered our cat?
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No! No! That's-- I didn't
murder your cat. It was--
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he climbed under my car.
It was a total accident.
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Well, I should hope so, because
what did he ever do to you?
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I don't want to live
with this lie anymore...
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Because I only love
Jackie.
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Okay.
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So, do you want
to go up to my room
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and have sex?
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Uh...
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Sure! Ha ha ha!
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Dohh!
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Wait! No! No! Okay?
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I j--this--uh--
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Laurie, uh--
I'm serious.
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We are over.
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Wow! I think
you really mean it.
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I totally do.
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[Cheerfully] Okay,
kelso, you're free.
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You know what
I'd like, though?
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Just...one last
good-bye kiss?
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Um...
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Okay. Well, sure.
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Michael!
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Jackie!
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Duhh...we were...
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No! There was--
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wow! How ironic, huh?
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Eric, I just saw Michael
kissing your sister.
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Okay, he's a rat! He's been
cheating on me!
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What? Well...
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Surely there must be
some kind of mistake!
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Right, guys?
Come on.
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Well, it sure is
a mind blower.
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So that's it.
Michael and I are over.
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Really?
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By "over" you mean...
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I mean over and done!
All right, forever.
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Uh-huh. Now,
by "forever" you mean...
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And after everything
I put up with!
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I mean, him taking Pam Macy
to the prom,
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setting my house on fire,
lying about Laurie--
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god!
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To be fair, that's only
the stuff you know about.
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This is incredible.
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My time has come.
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Today I will
make Jackie mine!
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Alll!
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Hey, what's wrong?
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I don't know.
I think my guts
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are bursting
with love.
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So. Fez, my mom says your
appendix has to come out.
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Man, you must be
in tons of pain.
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Wheeee!
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Cheese puffs out,
pain pills in.
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Fez loves his pills.
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Boy, I wish there was
a pill I could take...
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Get rid of my pain...
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A forget-about-Jackie pill.
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Hell, if they made
that pill, I'd take it.
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Kelso, man...
This is what you get
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for tryin' to do
the right thing.
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Want to know a secret?
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I'm not wearing anything
under my dress.
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Look.
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Whoa! Put that away!
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Yeah. Man, it--it just
sucks when you try to do
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the right thing.
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Then she yells at you
for killin' her cat.
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Eric...
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You don't know
how lucky you are.
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I would give anything to
be able to tell Jackie
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I killed her cat.
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Nothin' sadder than
when two people break up.
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Except this time,
when it's funny.
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By the way, Eric...
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If your mom ever says,
ready for your catheter?
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The answer is no.
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Euhhh!
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Donna, we're
supposed to be friends.
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Would it have
killed you to say,
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I know you love him,
but Michael's a jerk?
262
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,537
Jackie, I think
my exact words were,
263
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,623
I know you love him,
but Michael's a jerk.
264
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,628
So...
265
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,338
Have you seen kelso
since--
266
00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:21,967
no. No. He's a liar
and a cheater.
267
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,052
Maybe that's
how all guys are.
268
00:13:24,219 --> 00:13:25,637
I know how you feel.
269
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,973
Like, it's bad enough what Eric
did to Mr. Bonkers.
270
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,183
Then he lied to me.
271
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:33,437
Yeah. Eric put off
telling you something
272
00:13:33,603 --> 00:13:35,272
because he didn't want
to hurt you.
273
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,482
Whoo! That is so much worse
than cheating on you
274
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:40,360
with another woman.
275
00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:42,029
Oh, wait.
276
00:13:42,195 --> 00:13:44,740
No, it's not!
277
00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:47,326
Oh.
278
00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:48,702
Wow.
279
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,163
I guess Eric was
just trying to be nice.
280
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,498
Maybe I'm overreacting.
281
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:54,958
Look. Let me tell you
something, Donna.
282
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,918
Until goody-goody Eric
cheats on you with your
283
00:13:57,085 --> 00:14:00,297
stupid dead cat, I
suggest you shut up.
284
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,344
I miss Jackie!
285
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:08,805
I know!
286
00:14:10,223 --> 00:14:11,808
Well, you're
in luck, Fez.
287
00:14:11,975 --> 00:14:13,352
The bars closed
early today,
288
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:16,521
so we found a doctor
to do your surgery.
289
00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:19,775
Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!
290
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:23,820
Oh. Good. I see they've
already shaved you.
291
00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:27,699
Actually,
I did that myself.
292
00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:32,329
Lucky coincidence, huh?
[Chuckles]
293
00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:36,708
Okay, then. Time
for sleepy-sleepy.
294
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,043
[Inhaling]
295
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,378
Okay. Now, count
back from 100.
296
00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:41,213
100...
297
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,091
99...
298
00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:47,803
Charlie's angels...
299
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,722
Fez, voice-over: Once upon a
time there were 3 little girls
300
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,808
who went
to the police academy.
301
00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:54,559
Now they work for me.
302
00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:56,144
My name is Fez.
303
00:14:56,311 --> 00:14:59,731
[Music]
304
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,158
Stand back.
305
00:15:10,325 --> 00:15:12,119
And remember, girls...
306
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:15,288
This one's for Fez.
307
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,089
This is
your unlucky day,
308
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,883
now that Fez's
angels are here.
309
00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:29,219
Don't move.
310
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,179
I'm gonna blow up
Fez's headquarters.
311
00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:32,681
I can't bear
to see any of you
312
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,393
with such a handsome,
foreign sex machine.
313
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,813
This is gonna
be a blast.
314
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,648
Whatever.
315
00:15:42,315 --> 00:15:43,984
Whoa! Oh!
316
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,528
Aah! Ohh!
317
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,323
You're a real barrel
of laughs.
318
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,616
Ha ha!
319
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:54,119
Ha ha ha!
320
00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:57,539
Fez over telephone:
Congratulations,
321
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,624
and a job
well done, angels.
322
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:02,085
All: Thank you, Fez.
323
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,504
Are we going
to see you soon?
324
00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:06,381
No. I can't
get away.
325
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,842
I'm in a little
hot water right now.
326
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,720
All: Ha ha!
327
00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:16,057
Fez. Fez, honey...
328
00:16:16,224 --> 00:16:17,934
Oh, thank god
you pulled through.
329
00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:20,228
I was afraid you'd die
before I got to tell you...
330
00:16:20,395 --> 00:16:23,148
I love you.
331
00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:25,525
No, no, Jackie.
332
00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:27,777
No sex now.
333
00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:29,446
We must wait.
334
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,822
Until we're married?
335
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,157
No.
336
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,868
Until the catheter
comes out.
337
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,661
Kitty: Fez?
338
00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:38,788
Fez?
339
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,999
Fez.
340
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:42,876
Fez.
341
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,504
I told you.
No sex now!
342
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:51,718
Hey there, midge.
343
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,095
Kitty, uh...Insisted
I bring this over
344
00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:57,349
to show our sorrow
because of your loss.
345
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,809
Aw, thanks, red. We were
all sittin' around
346
00:16:59,976 --> 00:17:03,188
reminiscing about
our dear departed cat--
347
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,691
Mr. Bonkers j. Pinciotti.
348
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,444
Do you have a story you
want to share, red?
349
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,696
[Clears throat]
350
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,281
We'd sure appreciate it...
351
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:17,244
Seein' as how
your son killed him.
352
00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:21,706
Okay.
353
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:23,041
[Clears throat]
354
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,793
Well, I remember he used
to come into my yard
355
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,670
and, uh...
356
00:17:27,295 --> 00:17:28,380
And, uh...
357
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,549
You know, i'd... Throw
a bucket at him...
358
00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:32,884
Spray him
with a hose.
359
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:35,512
And he'd run away.
360
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,098
Then he'd come back.
361
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:42,018
I'd do it again.
362
00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:43,520
I guess you...
363
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:47,107
You could say we kinda
had our own thing.
364
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,943
Wow.
365
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,861
[Clears throat]
366
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:55,073
Well. Ahem! Okay. Ahem. Enjoy
the casserole.
367
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,662
We set up a Mr. Bonkers
memorial slide show
368
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,498
in the other room.
369
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,129
So.
370
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,131
Uh-huh?
371
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,674
Uh...
372
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,967
[Clears throat]
373
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,719
That casserole there
is a 7-layer.
374
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:18,138
'Course, uh, two
of those layers are peas,
375
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,265
and I really should've told
you right away about your cat,
376
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,518
but it's a pretty good
casserole. There's ham in it.
377
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,145
Look, Eric, I know you
didn't want to hurt me,
378
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,646
and I understand that.
379
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:28,189
It's just...
380
00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:30,442
We've gotta be honest
with each other.
381
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,652
I mean, especially
now that we've...
382
00:18:32,819 --> 00:18:34,654
You know.
383
00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:36,823
We've...
384
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,659
You know.
385
00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:42,370
'Cause I just don't want to
end up like Jackie and kelso.
386
00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:44,372
No, no. I don't think
we're gonna end up
387
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:46,374
like Jackie and kelso.
388
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:50,170
I mean, I lied out of the
goodness of my heart.
389
00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:53,048
It's still a lie, Eric.
390
00:18:53,214 --> 00:18:55,592
Yeah. You're right.
391
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,719
I'm sorry, Donna...
392
00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,388
About everything.
393
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,148
All right. Well, from now
on, no more secrets.
394
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,443
Oh! God, I guess
I have to come clean.
395
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,571
Okay. In first grade,
behind your back,
396
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:21,910
I used to call you
Donna pinch-my-butty.
397
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,079
Well, you know, Eric,
that's okay.
398
00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:28,625
'Cause I was the first one
to call you "Eric foreskin."
399
00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:38,134
You started that? That's
not funny. That one stuck.
400
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:41,846
Oh, shut up, foreskin.
401
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,478
So, really, breaking
up with Michael
402
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,230
could be the start
of something great.
403
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,440
I am a whole new Jackie.
404
00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:53,858
Really?
405
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:58,196
'Cause you're babblin'
like the old Jackie.
406
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,491
Jackie. I've been
lookin' for you.
407
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,451
Here I am.
408
00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:06,287
Okay, so, yeah, you two probably
want to be alone.
409
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:07,872
No, foreman.
410
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:10,917
How can this not be good?
Come on.
411
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,338
All right.
[Clears throat]
412
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,675
Jackie, I've done some
terrible and stupid things.
413
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,052
T-too many
to even list.
414
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:25,682
Oh, hey, give it a shot, man.
I'll fill in the blanks.
415
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:26,975
Hyde.
416
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,810
All right, but
I'm done making excuses.
417
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:33,648
And all I can say is... Is that
I'm sorry and I love you.
418
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,525
And I will do
whatever I can
419
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,193
every day
from now on
420
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:40,655
so that you know
that's true.
421
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,743
So will you please...
422
00:20:44,909 --> 00:20:46,703
Please...
423
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,330
Please take me back?
424
00:20:49,497 --> 00:20:52,083
Oh, Michael...
425
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,711
No.
426
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,213
You--you know what?
We're through.
427
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,840
Forever.
428
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,426
Whoa. Didn't
see that comin'.
429
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,105
So, um...
[Sniffles]
430
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:17,358
That-- that-- that was the
smartest thing I've ever done.
431
00:21:17,525 --> 00:21:20,862
And, um...
And the best.
432
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,781
[Starting to cry]
Oh...
433
00:21:22,947 --> 00:21:25,408
Hyde.
434
00:21:32,248 --> 00:21:35,835
Why does she always
come to me?
435
00:21:39,839 --> 00:21:42,383
Jackie, voice-over:
You are a dog, Michael,
436
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:43,843
a dirty, dirty dog!
437
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,221
You are an idiot,
and science is stupid!
438
00:21:46,387 --> 00:21:49,057
I have had it with you! You
are weird, and I'm going home.
439
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,060
If you're not telling the
truth, I will find out...
440
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:56,856
'Cause I'm smart,
and you... Aren't.
441
00:21:57,023 --> 00:22:00,276
I...am in love
with a doofus.
442
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:03,446
[Music]
443
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:06,241
[Tearfully]
All the memories...
444
00:22:06,265 --> 00:22:11,265
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