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Eric!
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Eric!
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Donna, this is
a tricky maneuver, okay?
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I need quiet.
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[Taps on glass]
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Oh, my god!
It's the cops!
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Eric!
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We're...completely
naked!
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Uh...
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Don't panic.
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I, uh... I have a plan.
Okay.
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[Clears throat]
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Go...away!
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That's the plan? That's
not a good plan!
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Yeah! No,
that's the plan.
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I mean,
we're totally naked.
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I think he'll probably
just go away.
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[Tap tap]
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Crap. Have you seen
my pants?
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Where you going?
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Out.
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Where?
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A place.
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Who with?
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Doctors and
stockbrokers.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Oh, holy hell!
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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And--and--and the heater is
broken in vista cruiser.
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That's why it was
so hot. So, uh...
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You know, naturally we removed
1 or 2 articles of clothing,
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which, you know, in
retrospect was probably
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not that good of an idea.
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Eric...
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How stupid
do you think I am?
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You're right.
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Should have cracked
a window.
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Good thinking.
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Eric...we know
what you were doing
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in the car!
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No.
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We don't know...
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Trust me. We know.
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No. No.
We don't know.
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I know! I know!
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Of course you know.
You...Majored in it.
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What were you thinking?
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Mr. Forman? Uh...
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It was my idea,
too,
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so, um...
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Please stop yelling at Eric.
Because--
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what?!
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Just play dead
and cover your face.
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No, Eric. It's okay.
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Ahem.
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What we did
was a choice
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that we made...
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A choice we made
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as adults.
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Oh, really?
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You're an adult?
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Don't answer.
It's a trap!
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Yes. We're adults.
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Okay, Donna.
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Then as an adult,
I expect you
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to go next door
and tell Bob and midge
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just exactly
what happened tonight.
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Okay.
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I'll tell them.
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Good! And I'm gonna
check to see that you did.
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Oh, come on! Why would
you do that?
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Donna, I won't keep something
like this from your parents.
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They think we're
friends.
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[Music]
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Hey, cool, man.
A cb radio!
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Yeah! Ha.
So I narrowed down
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my potential cb
handles to 2 choices--
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either stud kickass
or flex buffchest.
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Gee, kelso. What about... beef
dingleberry?
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Oh, great.
Now I got 3 choices.
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Girl: Breaker, 1 -9,
breaker, 1 -9.
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This is hot to trot.
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Second girl:
Foxy lady.
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Third girl:
And nice and easy.
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Oh, my god.
They sound nice!
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And easy.
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Quick! Come on,
we need handles
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so we can talk
to 'em!
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Okay, uh...Oh! Oh!
We'll be the mod squad.
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That's perfect!
I'm link.
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I'm link.
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Why do you get
to be link?
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The magic fr-ro,
baby!
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Okay.
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Well, I got dibs
on Pete.
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Okay, then, what is
my macho cop handle?
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Julie.
Julie.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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[Country accent]
Breaker 1 -9, breaker 1 -9.
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This is Pete.
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I'm link.
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And Julie.
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It is so nice to talk to you,
my lovelies.
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[Girl giggles]
Hey, Julie.
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Cool accent.
You sound sexy.
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[With accent] Accent? What
the hell is she talking about?
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Something on your mind?
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Yeah. There's something
important I wanna
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tell you guys.
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Eric and I have been
going out for a while now,
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and we did something
you two should know about.
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Yes?
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Well...see, Eric and I...
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Uh...we, um...
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We...
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Rode the formans'
motorcycle!
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Whew! There!
I said it!
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Weight is just
off my shoulders!
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Donna, that was wrong.
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But not as wrong as
it could have been,
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'cause it could have been--
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sex!
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That's what
I thought, too!
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What?!
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No, that's crazy!
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That's-- that's silly!
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You guys are silly gooses!
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You make me laugh...
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'Cause you're silly!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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So the cops
caught you doing it?
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Oh, my god.
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That is such a turn-on!
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That is not
a turn-on!
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You're a little
pervert!
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Jackie, I have
a big problem.
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How am I gonna
tell my parents?
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Okay.
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If you need to use the
bathroom, you should go now.
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'Cause I have
a lot to say.
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No. I'm fine. Thanks.
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Okay. Your first
mistake...
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Was wearing pants
for car sex.
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When you do it
in the car,
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skirts are
your best friend.
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Zip, zip, bim, bam,
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you're done, you're dressed,
you're back at the mall.
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Jackie, I'm screwed.
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If I tell my parents, only
1 of 2 things can happen:
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They'll either be
furious...
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Or they'll ask me
how it was.
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[Baby noises]
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Okay, now...
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Have some pe-ee-eas!
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I'd rather have sex
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with Donna.
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Mmm!
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Tapioca!
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Mmm!
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Sex with Donna!
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Well, you...
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You are just
so cute.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Say ma-ma.
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Sex with Don-na.
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No, baby, no.
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Yes!
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No!
Yes!
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No!
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No--yes!
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Kitty!
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Slut!
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What?
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Nothing.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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Kitty, when it's 3:00 on
a Saturday afternoon
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and you're still
in bed,
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I know
something's wrong.
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Oh, red, I'm fine.
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Why should I care
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that my...My sweet
baby boy was...
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Defiled by some jiggly,
red-haired tramp?!
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Kitty...
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What I can't
figure out
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is how she
tricked him into it!
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Look, it's not like we didn't
know this was coming.
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You're always showing Eric
anatomical diagrams
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and charts and slides.
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You been preppin' him
since he was 6!
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Are you blaming me?
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No, no, ha ha.
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Heck no!
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It's my fault.
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Men are dirty.
It's...
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Well, good.
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Kitty, I just want you
to get outta bed.
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You know, none of us have had
lunch, and, uh...
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We're kinda hungry.
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Well, it's a house
full of grown men,
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and I would think that one
of you fully grown men
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would know how to
make a damn sandwich!
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Well, maybe
I should go--
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I sure as hell would!
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And when Bob and midge look at
me with their big, dumb eyes,
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I just...
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I can't find
the words.
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Okay, Donna. I've given
this a lot of thought,
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and I think I should be the
one to tell your parents
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we had sex.
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Oh, my god!
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Eric, that is so great!
Thank you!
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What? No.
No! What?! No!!
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It was a bluff! I was
bluffing to seem nice.
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Oh, crap, this is
a nightmare.
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Fine. I'll do it
myself.
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What? No, wait. Look.
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We told my parents
together, so...
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Hey...let's tell
your parents together.
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Thank you!
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So do you wanna go
get it over with?
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Yeah. Let's go tell your
parents. Okay!
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Okay.
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Donna, I wanna go
with you, but...
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[Tearfully] My legs
have gone numb.
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Breaker 1 -9,
breaker 1 -9.
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This is Pete, link,
and Julie.
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We're lookin' for
a 20 on hot to trot,
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foxy lady, and nice
and easy. Over?
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Hot to trot: Hey, guys.
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Ahem.
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[Bored]
Hello, hot to trot.
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This is Julie.
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I was just wondering...
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Are you fat?
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Whoa, Fez!
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No actually, that's
not a bad question.
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Hot to trot: Well,
why Don't you guys
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come see for yourselves?
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We can meet tonight.
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Oh, tonight? Tch...
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No, tonight we have
to watch love boat, so--
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as soon as I heard you
were down, Mrs. Forman,
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I had to come
and see you.
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Because I know
the blues.
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00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,890
But you know, the good news
is Donna's on the pill.
272
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,977
So...
273
00:12:50,143 --> 00:12:52,145
They can do it, like,
a zillion times a day,
274
00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:55,524
and nothing bad
can happen!
275
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:59,736
Tch. Yeah. They can just
do it and do it and do it
276
00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:01,905
and do it and do it.
277
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,907
Jackie!
278
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,951
Good. You're here.
279
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,121
Get out.
280
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,747
But I'm trying
to help.
281
00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:11,999
Oh, you wanna help?
282
00:13:12,165 --> 00:13:14,751
Go make me a sandwich.
283
00:13:20,882 --> 00:13:23,010
So, kitty...
284
00:13:23,176 --> 00:13:25,470
You think maybe, uh,
it's time to get up?
285
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:26,930
No.
286
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,516
Okay. You know what, kitty?
287
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,351
You gotta shape up!
288
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,937
I can't believe
that you're all surprised
289
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,315
that your 17-year-old
290
00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:39,484
is doing what
17-year-olds do!
291
00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:40,986
Big deal!
292
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:45,073
Now get the hell
outta bed and buck up!
293
00:13:46,908 --> 00:13:48,368
Oh, jeez, honey,
I'm sorry.
294
00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:50,996
[Screams]
Get out!
295
00:13:57,919 --> 00:13:59,838
So...what do you kids
need to tell us?
296
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:04,051
I tried to guess, but my
mind's a total blank!
297
00:14:04,217 --> 00:14:07,012
Actually... Mrs. Pinciotti,
Mr. Pinciotti,
298
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:10,265
it's something
I need to tell you.
299
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:19,441
Sorry.
I almost threw up.
300
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,903
I'm fine now.
301
00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:26,323
You both know...
How much...
302
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,993
I respect your daughter, how
much I love your daughter,
303
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,412
and, uh...
304
00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:38,210
Funny thing about love...
Ha ha... funny--
305
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,128
...is, uh, sometimes...
306
00:14:40,295 --> 00:14:45,258
We...express it...
In a--in a physical way.
307
00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:52,641
You better not say what I
think you're gonna say.
308
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,310
'Cause I'll be mad.
309
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,521
And funny thing
about mad...
310
00:14:57,687 --> 00:15:02,150
Ha ha...
311
00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:06,363
Is sometimes I express it
in a physical way.
312
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:13,161
I love your daughter.
And...
313
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:15,205
I totally respect her,
314
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:19,751
and I never stopped
respecting her.
315
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,964
Even when
the cops came.
316
00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:33,390
Well, I'm sorry, Eric,
but I still gotta twist
317
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,100
your neck shut.
318
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,018
Dad, you know, you shouldn't
be threatening Eric.
319
00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:40,480
You should be, uh...
Thanking him.
320
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:42,315
What?
What?
321
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:46,403
Wow!
322
00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:50,031
He's treated me
like a queen
323
00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:53,368
since the day
we started dating.
324
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,873
Eric and I have sex.
325
00:15:58,039 --> 00:16:00,459
There. You know.
326
00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:03,170
At least I have
a nice boyfriend
327
00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:05,213
and now some
juvenile delinquent.
328
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:08,049
Like that
fonzie!
329
00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:13,805
Well, that--
330
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:16,933
that's nice.
331
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,852
And at least Eric had the
guts to come over here
332
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,854
and tell you
man-to-man.
333
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,939
Well...
334
00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:26,109
I'm happy
for you.
335
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,028
And thank you for
being honest.
336
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,446
That took a lot
of courage,
337
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,115
didn't it, Bob?
338
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,911
I'm goin' to bed.
339
00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:40,081
So...
340
00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:42,417
How was it?
341
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,295
Oh, god!
342
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,265
Boy, oh, boy.
343
00:16:57,432 --> 00:16:58,642
I tell ya, Eric.
344
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:01,102
You take the cake!
345
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:04,439
Aw, man, there's cake?
346
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,025
There's no cake.
347
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,318
We're all starving
to death,
348
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,362
and it's all your fault.
349
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,239
You broke
your mother's heart!
350
00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:13,698
She's up there crying
351
00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:15,992
about how
you're all grown up
352
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:18,662
and you Don't
need her anymore.
353
00:17:18,828 --> 00:17:20,455
Well, that--
354
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,290
that's not true.
355
00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:23,792
I know that.
356
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,546
You're a helpless
idiot!
357
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:30,340
Huh. Okay.
358
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,092
I...i could pretend
to need help
359
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,468
with my homework.
360
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,722
Oh, no, no one gives
a crap about that.
361
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:39,808
Okay. Oh! I could pretend
to be sick!
362
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,143
Oh, that--
363
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:44,479
wait a minute.
That might work.
364
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:45,981
She mothered the heck
outta you when you
365
00:17:46,147 --> 00:17:47,482
broke your leg that time.
366
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,568
Right. I could say
I have a fever.
367
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,111
Or better yet, we could
go out to the garage,
368
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:55,782
I hit ya in the elbow
with a baseball bat.
369
00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:01,454
I'm gonna stick
with the fever.
370
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:03,206
You wanna go through life
doing everything half-assed,
371
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,668
that's your decision, son.
372
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,129
Okay! Ha ha ha.
373
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,381
They said they'd
wait out front.
374
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,175
Here we go! Cold beer
and hot babes!
375
00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:16,803
Or vice versa.
376
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,097
Hey, guys,
377
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,726
did we get a yes or a no
on the fat question?
378
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:38,241
Oh, goody. They're not fat.
They're just old.
379
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:40,827
If your voice
is hot,
380
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,412
then you should
be hot!
381
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,664
Those are
the rules!
382
00:18:44,831 --> 00:18:47,167
Damn old ladies
with hot voices.
383
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,960
Let's go.
384
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,212
No, no, no. I'm staying.
You two are shallow.
385
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,547
I'm not shallow,
Fez.
386
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:56,843
I just judge chicks
on their looks.
387
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,470
Suit yourself.
But sometimes the old ones
388
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,140
are super grateful.
389
00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:03,850
Yeah. Okay, Fez,
390
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,353
but if you wind up in some
car feelin' up June cleaver,
391
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:09,856
Don't come crying
to me! Yeah!
392
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,408
Hello, my lovelies.
393
00:19:20,575 --> 00:19:21,910
I am Julie.
394
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,454
Which one of you
is hot to trot?
395
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:25,664
Julie?
396
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,040
Yes?
397
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,958
Hey! You made it!
I'm hot to trot.
398
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,293
I'm foxy lady.
399
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,296
And I'm nice
and easy.
400
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,382
You're not fat...
401
00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:37,258
Or...old at all!
402
00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:40,220
Of course not.
We're gymnasts.
403
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,892
Dear penthouse...
404
00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:53,483
[Cough cough]
405
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,486
I'm really sick.
406
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:59,155
Mommy.
407
00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:02,867
And...i Don't have anyone
to take care of me.
408
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,082
Well, you do feel
a little warm.
409
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,376
Right.
'Cause I'm sick.
410
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,546
Or you stuck a hot towel
on your head, Eric.
411
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,674
Fine. I'm not sick.
I just...
412
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,592
I didn't want you
to be mad anymore, mom.
413
00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:21,261
Oh, honey,
I'm not mad.
414
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,304
I'm just...
415
00:20:23,471 --> 00:20:28,143
Horribly, horribly
depressed.
416
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,854
Look...
417
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,565
Mom, I'm not all grown up, and
I do still need you for stuff.
418
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,066
Oh, you do not.
419
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,818
Sure, I do.
420
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,404
Really? For what?
List it.
421
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,240
I need you to love me...
422
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,664
I need you to--
423
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:50,832
I really need you
to get out of bed,
424
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,251
'cause dad's been making
my life extra miserable!
425
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,713
Well, okay,
that one I buy.
426
00:20:57,630 --> 00:20:59,215
So...are we okay
now?
427
00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:00,550
Oh, honey,
428
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,344
no!
429
00:21:03,511 --> 00:21:05,764
Well, I'm sorry, I just--i
Don't like you growing up,
430
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,349
and I Don't like it,
and I'm not gonna.
431
00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:10,059
But I...
432
00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:13,897
I guess it's just something
I'm gonna have to get used to.
433
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,566
You know what,
mom?
434
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,651
I'm always
gonna need you.
435
00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:21,654
Because chances
are...
436
00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:26,201
Dad's gonna be riding my ass
for the rest of my life!
437
00:21:27,702 --> 00:21:29,579
Yeah.
438
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,207
You really do rub him
the wrong way, honey.
439
00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:37,128
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
440
00:21:38,421 --> 00:21:41,633
How you doin'? That's
a really nice robe.
441
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,677
Uh...it that
real velour?
442
00:21:49,682 --> 00:21:54,813
Hey...those gas prices are,
like, arrrhh--right?!
443
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:57,607
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productions and fox broadcasting company
444
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,192
it's a shame
about Elvis.
445
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,152
Too soon.
446
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,196
So...
447
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,824
Young.
448
00:22:05,848 --> 00:22:10,848
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