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[Music]
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Oh, man!
Where the hell is Eric?
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I gotta get outta here
before Jackie finds me.
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What'd you do now?
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Oh, she's mad
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'cause I didn't say,
love you, after lunch.
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I say it all day long:
After gym, "love you, Jackie";
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after algebra,
love you, Jackie;
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after I say,
love you, Jackie,
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I say, "love you, Jackie."
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It sickens me!
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Hey, man,
check it out.
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Foggy windows.
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Bummer.
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Someone must have left
their hot lunch in the car.
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No, you idiot. Someone's
in there makin' out, man.
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Patty!
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Hyde!
Hey, h-how you doin'?
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Super.
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Okay, well,
I'll see ya.
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Hey, didn't you
go out with that girl?
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I Don't think so.
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Yeah. That's the girl
that dogged you
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on that blind date.
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Kelso, who cares?
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Hey, let's see what
loser she ended up with.
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Yeah.
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Hello.
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Burn!
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Hey, man, that's a burn.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Eric, honey, I was thinking
maybe tomorrow night
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we could go shopping,
just the two of us.
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Why?
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Well, because
we need to get you
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some new shoes
and some underwear.
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Kitty, we bought him
shoes last year.
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Yeah, and I can shop for
my own underwear.
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Oh, no, you can not.
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The last time you went, you
bought them too snug,
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and I want grandchildren.
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Yeah, well, I have to...
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Bye.
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You know, he used to love
going shopping with me.
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Look, kitty, he's 16.
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17.
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Whatever.
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The point is that
when a boy hits that age,
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they Don't wanna spend
time with their mother.
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And if they do...
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They're weird.
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It's not a big deal.
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Well it is a big deal
to me, red forman.
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It is a big deal!
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Okay.
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Well, I just...
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I just wish
sometimes,
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he--he--he would want
to spend time with me.
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Well, force him!
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It doesn't matter
what he wants.
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As long as we're
paying his way...
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We own him.
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Fez has a girlfriend?
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Our little Fez?
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You're kidding?
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I mean, good!
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God, he was
so in love with me,
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it was getting
embarrassing.
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Right.
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So...anyways, you guys,
how do you know
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when you need
new underwear?
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Uh, hmm. If you're asking,
you need new underwear.
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Oh, good.
People are here.
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I want you to meet
my girlfriend Patty.
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Hey, you guys.
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This is Eric.
Eric, this is my...
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Girlfriend.
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This is Donna.
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Donna, this is my...
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Girlfriend.
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So you guys
are just friends?
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No, Donna.
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Fez, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
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So, how's it goin',
Patty?
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Good.
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I have to be honest
with you, people,
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Patty and I were
just outside making out...
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Because Patty's
my girlfriend.
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Hi, I'm Jackie.
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I'm sure Fez has told
you all about me.
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Um, no. No, your
name never came up.
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What?
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Well...whatever.
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Okay, isn't this pleasant?
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Um, Patty, have a seat.
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Fez, she's lovely.
I'm impressed.
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Um, Jackie, I'm a little
busy right now, okay?
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Thank you.
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So, Hyde, what's with
Fez and that girl?
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Did you really
go out with her?
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Yeah, no biggie.
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She sucked, anyway.
He can have her.
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So Fez has a girlfriend?
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Still, I mean,
what's that about?
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Fez snaggin' a girl
away from you?
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I...never thought
I'd see the day.
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So what's she like?
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It's just so twilight zone,
I mean, to see Fez--
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Eric! Your mother asked you a
question about the foreign kid.
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What? Oh.
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What?
No. Never mind.
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Okay, that's it.
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Eric, you're gonna spend
some time with your mother.
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What'd I do?
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Red, Don't make it
sound like a punishment.
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Well, it is.
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Red!
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You can look
at it any way you want,
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but it's gonna happen,
damn it.
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Wait--wait,
is this...
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Because I didn't wanna
go shopping with mom?
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You Don't wanna go
shopping with your mom?
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Boy, I tell ya,
if I had a mom,
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I would go shopping
with her every single day,
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because no one loves you...
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Like your mom.
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That's true.
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Eric, honey, we Don't
have to go shopping.
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We could go
see a movie.
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It'll be like
a little date.
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No, no, no, no.
Shopping's great.
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You know, I, um, I need
new underwear, so...
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I think a date
is a great idea.
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Hey, you guys should
go see Annie hall.
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I think you'd just
love it, Mrs. Forman.
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See?
Steven's helping out.
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Thank you, Steven.
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Now, Annie hall.
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I would like
to see that movie.
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Oh, Eric's just
dyin' to see that movie.
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But I Don't--
just dyin'.
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Um, I guess Fez
really got me
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with all of the poems
that he left in my locker.
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Oh, that is
so romantic.
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Well, doesn't kelso
write you poems?
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No. No, but
he's not foreign.
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Hey, can we talk about
something interesting?
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Like...donny osmond?
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Hey, you guys,
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the eagles are
on Don kirshner's
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rock concert
tonight.
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Oh, man, I'm gonna
miss the eagles
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because I gotta--i gotta...
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I'm busy.
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Do we have
a date tonight?
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No. I wish.
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I'm goin' to a movie.
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With my mom.
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He's got a special night
out with mommy.
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Hey, maybe you'll
get lucky.
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And your mom'll
pay for the movie!
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God, you people
are sick.
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Patty, you know,
we should really
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go to the mall together
so I can introduce you--
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are you ready, darling?
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Excuse me, Fez.
I was talking.
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Oh, I know, Jackie.
You are always talking.
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Oh! Burn!
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Sorry, I just appreciate
a good burn.
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So, where are
you guys goin'?
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Um, we are going
to the red lobster
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for a romantic dinner
of red lobster.
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I'll see you guys later.
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Okay, I Don't like her.
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And I Don't see why we
have to be so nice to her
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just because she's dating
someone in our group.
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Bites the big one,
doesn't it?
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Well, I gotta go to work.
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God, am I right, Donna?
Don't you hate her?
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Not really, Jackie.
I kinda like her.
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Hey, what was that for?
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That's for not writing
me poems, Michael!
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Uh, love you, Jackie.
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Leo, did you take
your turn yet, man?
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No, man.
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I--i can't decide between
college or a career.
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Well, we can't start
until you decide.
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So choose, man,
or I'll start workin'.
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Hey, Don't rush me,
man.
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This decision's gonna
affect the rest of my life.
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Go to college.
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Okay.
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Hey, but...
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What if those frat guys
make fun of my hair?
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And beat me up like--like
fascists and stuff?
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Well, then just
start a career.
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I can't let those frat guys
get away with it, man.
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Leo, man, it's just a game!
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Yeah. Life is hard.
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Well, now, see,
I didn't know
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that you liked
green peppers.
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When did
that happen?
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August 5, 1972.
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I mean...
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I mean,
do you like green peppers?
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Why, yes I do.
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Very much.
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So how's Donna?
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What? We haven't
done anything yet. What?
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Relax.
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I am not here to grill you
about your life, Eric.
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But, you know, young adults
do have a responsibility.
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Mom!
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Please.
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Honey, you may not
realize it right now,
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but I am actually
doing you a giant favor
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by making you
spend time with me.
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Well, thank you.
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No, no, no.
I mean it.
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Boys who reject
their mothers
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grow up to have
huge problems.
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You will hate yourself.
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And every relationship
you have with a woman
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will just be a mess.
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So, if you Don't
spend time with me now,
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you may never have sex.
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[Laughing]
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I'm teasing!
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A little.
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Aha. Hey...
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Look how far Florence
is from... venice.
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Eric...
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Honey, I just...
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I just wanted to spend a
little time alone with you
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outside of the house.
That's all.
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Mom, it's fine.
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And, in fact, you know what?
This is great.
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Hey, forman's out on
a date with his mom!
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Forman and his mom!
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Forman and his mom!
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Forman and his mom!
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[Thinking] My goodness,
that Woody Allen is neurotic.
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Well, if I lived in New York,
I'd be in therapy, too.
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The streets are filthy.
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[Thinking] Whoa! Diane
Keaton is not wearing a bra.
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Okay, Don't let your mom
see you look.
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But I have to look.
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I'm lookin'.
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I'm lookin',
and I don't care!
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Oh, please.
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He expects her
to make love
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while he's wearing
those black socks?
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Note to self: Throw
away all black socks.
261
00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:51,311
Mah-jongg?
262
00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:54,231
What the hell
is mah-jongg?
263
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,482
Mah-jongg?
264
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,777
What the hell
is mah-jongg?
265
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:04,074
Okay. "An aspirin
the size of a brick."
266
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:07,411
Now, that is funny.
267
00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:10,080
Finally, a scene
without sex.
268
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,791
Oh, great. Drugs.
269
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,252
Thank you,
Woody Allen.
270
00:13:16,211 --> 00:13:19,506
Huh. I guess
cocaine is expensive.
271
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,842
I'm finally getting the
feeling back in my jaw?
272
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,719
I Don't get that.
I mean, he was just
273
00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:26,847
in bed with her
and--oh! Okay.
274
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:27,889
I see.
275
00:13:28,056 --> 00:13:30,434
Oh, god. I hope my mom
doesn't get that.
276
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,687
Ooh. I wonder
if Eric gets that.
277
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:37,566
Well, I am not
gonna explain it to him.
278
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:46,033
So now Patty's seein' Fez,
and I just Don't get it.
279
00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:49,453
'Cause she coulda had me.
280
00:13:50,203 --> 00:13:53,123
I'm a real catch, man.
281
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,377
All right!
I had twins, man!
282
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,423
Oh, look.
They're so beautiful!
283
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,551
Congratulations.
284
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,428
Thanks, man.
285
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,555
Hey, I Don't wanna be
competitive or anything, man,
286
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:14,269
but, uh, I've got two kids,
and you Don't have any.
287
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:18,231
You're just a lonely
plumber, dude.
288
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:20,233
It wouldn't be so bad,
289
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,902
but it's Fez.
290
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,154
I taught him
everything he knows.
291
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,448
It's all backwards, man.
292
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:29,409
I guess you just can't
dwell on things, man.
293
00:14:29,576 --> 00:14:30,786
Yeah.
294
00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:32,412
Maybe I should
just be happy for Fez.
295
00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:34,122
I mean, this is the first time
in his whole life
296
00:14:34,289 --> 00:14:37,042
that he's ever
had a girl, you know.
297
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,170
Now, you know, a while
back, I picked up a card
298
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,507
that, you know-- and I
had a car accident...
299
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:48,261
And, uh, I was dwelling
on that, man.
300
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:53,850
I'm sorry, what were
you talkin' about?
301
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:56,061
Maybe I should
get back to work.
302
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,898
If you get back to work,
you're fired, man.
303
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:06,196
Hey, I got twins
again, man!
304
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,742
Just admit it, Donna.
305
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,869
Patty is totally wrong
for Fez.
306
00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:14,621
Well, Jackie,
we've never seen you
307
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,457
quite this
transparent before.
308
00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:19,209
What are you
talking about?
309
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,545
She's so awful,
Donna!
310
00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:25,006
Let's hate her
forever, Donna!
311
00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:26,466
Let's shave her
head and run her
312
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:29,010
out of town, Donna!"
313
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:31,179
Focus, Donna!
314
00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:33,890
We're ragging on Patty,
remember?
315
00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:35,475
Jackie, did you ever
think that maybe
316
00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:37,686
you hate Patty
because you like Fez?
317
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:42,649
Oh, you are in dangerous
territory, pinciotti.
318
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,901
No, I mean,
it's true.
319
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:47,320
You hate seeing Fez drool
over someone other than you.
320
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:49,823
You're crazy.
I don't like Fez.
321
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,366
I think you do.
322
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,494
Oh, shut up.
323
00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:57,664
Jackie, you're blushing!
324
00:15:58,081 --> 00:16:00,584
Ow!
325
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,127
I'll admit that, uh...
326
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,421
Fez would be okay
for a quick fling
327
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,173
if I was off on a vacation
with my parents,
328
00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:10,385
like in Michigan or Cuba.
329
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,596
Where no one
would ever find out!
330
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,764
Ever, ever, ever.
331
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:18,351
Fez and Jackie,
sittin' in a tree.
332
00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:22,397
Mr. and Mrs. Fez...
333
00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:24,816
Fez.
334
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,861
Donna, please,
please shut up.
335
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,946
Jackie, you are so
totally hot for him.
336
00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:33,116
I can see it
in your eyes.
337
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,119
Oh, my god.
338
00:16:36,661 --> 00:16:38,038
Oh, my god!
339
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,207
I like Fez!
340
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:43,919
[Screaming]
No!
341
00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:51,051
No!
342
00:16:58,391 --> 00:17:00,310
Well, boy, wasn't that
fun, seeing all those
343
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:04,272
sex scenes with your mother?
344
00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:08,151
Oh, it was super-sexy.
345
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,820
I'm so glad we could
enjoy that together.
346
00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:12,030
Really, I am.
347
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,367
So, I guess women in new
York Don't wear bras.
348
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,954
Um, it's disgusting...
349
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:22,457
And we should
move there immediately.
350
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,959
Well, I don't know
about you,
351
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:27,379
but I've seen enough
nipples for one day.
352
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,798
Mom.
353
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,174
What?
354
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:35,136
I Don't ever want to hear
you say, "nipples," okay?
355
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:39,015
Why not?
Men have nipples.
356
00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:41,309
Your father has nipples.
357
00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:44,604
No! He does not!
358
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:51,611
Okay. So, what was your
favorite part of the movie?
359
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,949
Eh, I Don't want
to tell you.
360
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,743
Oh, come on.
361
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,621
Okay, um...
362
00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,164
Diane Keaton's nipples.
363
00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:07,419
[Laughing]
364
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,213
[Car horn honks]
365
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:15,969
Okay. Pay me.
366
00:18:16,511 --> 00:18:17,971
Leo, I gotta help
the customer, man.
367
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,806
I think he's gonna drive away.
368
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,141
Eh, let him go.
369
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,019
I don't need his
stinkin' photo money.
370
00:18:24,811 --> 00:18:27,522
I'm a doctor.
371
00:18:28,231 --> 00:18:29,941
Okay, man, you know what?
That's it.
372
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,818
This game is over, man.
373
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:35,322
This is not life.
This is life!
374
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:38,450
Yeah, but this life
is so much better
375
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:42,162
than this life, man.
376
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:46,082
In the--in the game,
I got kids, man.
377
00:18:46,249 --> 00:18:48,752
In real life,
my kids split on me.
378
00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:52,380
Really, man?
Yeah.
379
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,551
My parents split on me.
380
00:18:57,218 --> 00:19:00,430
Oh, wow.
Now we found each other.
381
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,308
Hey, do you
wanna be my father?
382
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:12,400
Sure.
383
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:15,904
Okay. Go ahead. Spin, dad.
384
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:24,454
I got a 10.
385
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:30,418
Well, maybe mah-jongg
is a type of food.
386
00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:31,836
Oh, you know what?
You could be right.
387
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,129
It's probably
Chinese noodles.
388
00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:35,590
Yes.
389
00:19:36,257 --> 00:19:38,635
Hey, you wanna go see
close encounters sometime?
390
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,054
Yeah. I'd love to.
391
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,598
Very cool.
Good night, mom.
392
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,443
What did he do?
393
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,697
I swear
I'll kick his ass.
394
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,995
No. He was just--
he was absolutely wonderful.
395
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,958
Oh.
Ahem.
396
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,752
Okay.
397
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,632
Okay.
398
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,185
Is something wrong?
399
00:20:29,352 --> 00:20:30,770
No. Why?
400
00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:35,650
I Don't know. It's just you--
you seem very removed.
401
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,278
Well, no. I'm fine.
402
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,280
Are you sure?
403
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,866
Uh-huh.
404
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:46,244
I--you know, maybe it's
me, but y-y-you do,
405
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,789
you seem very removed.
406
00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:53,752
Eric, have you seen
my geometry book?
407
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:55,128
'Cause while the two of
you are doing that,
408
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,838
I think I'm gonna
do some homework.
409
00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:00,759
See? This is what
I call being removed.
410
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,723
Donna, when we're making out,
you're not thinking about,
411
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:11,352
like... geometry and
stuff, are you?
412
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,730
Never.
413
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:17,108
Unless I have
a test the next day.
414
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,068
Okay.
415
00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:20,153
You know, I think you're
just the sweetest
416
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,404
thing in the world
417
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,531
to go out
with your mom.
418
00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:25,533
Thank you.
419
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:29,370
So, did mommy
buy you new underpants?
420
00:21:29,537 --> 00:21:31,372
Okay, get off me.
421
00:21:31,539 --> 00:21:32,707
Did mommy buy you
new underpants?
422
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,125
Ooh, let me
see the underpants.
423
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:35,168
Get off me.
424
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,086
Let me see
the underpants.
425
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,672
B-3.
426
00:21:39,839 --> 00:21:43,218
Hit. Damn!
You sank my battleship!
427
00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:46,012
You know,
a well-maintained fleet
428
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,807
is the backbone of
any military structure,
429
00:21:48,973 --> 00:21:50,475
and with your floating
arsenal depleted,
430
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,143
your troops are likely
to suffer some
431
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,396
serious collateral damage.
432
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,066
Huh.
433
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,610
Wow. Hey,
you know what, man?
434
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,821
I think I might have
been in the Navy.
435
00:22:02,845 --> 00:22:07,845
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