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Ok. Here we go.
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Right hand, blue.
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Fez, you can't play
twister by yourself.
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Fez: That's where
you are wrong, my friend.
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Right leg, green.
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Oh, that's
gonna be tough.
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Hey, Fez, man,
the circus called.
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They said they'll
pay you 50 bucks a week
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if you can
kiss your own ass.
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Fez: Take a message.
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I have the greatest
news in the world.
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How the hell
are you doing that?
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Fez: I'm double-jointed.
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Super.
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My parents are renewing
their wedding vows.
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Wait, so double-dating
degenerates and skeezy bar hags
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just lost its appeal?
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You'd be amazed how fast
skeezy bar hags lose their appeal.
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But then, like, 2 beers later,
itall comes roaring back.
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No. Finally,
the insanity's over.
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You know, I'm really
happyabout this, Eric,
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and you should be, too.
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My parents have been
driving me nuts,
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and I've probably been
a little moody lately.
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No. God,
you haven't been moody.
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Oh, this is great.
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Jackie's gonna get
wedding fever.
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Man, all I'm gonna hear is,
"Michael, at our wedding,
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don't shove cake
in my face,"
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and, "you better know
how to dance,"
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and, "there will not
be a trampoline."
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A wedding
without a trampoline...
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That's crazy talk.
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Yeah. It'd be like a funeral
without a dunk tank.
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Yeah. You know what?
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She even knows what kind
of China patterns she wants.
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Pink and purple
with unicorns.
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Who wants to see a unicorn
when they're eating pie?
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Fez: Left leg, yellow.
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Will someone please
help me get my pants off?
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All: No!
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ nota thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Captioning made possible by carsey-Werner
productions and fox broadcasting company
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Quit it.
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Are you sure you have
to help your parents
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with their wedding vows?
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Yes. Quit it.
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I got a vow.
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I vow...
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To kiss you so hard
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your pretty little
red head pops off.
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No. I could
make that happen.
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Quit it.
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Donna, I'm sorry...
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But pinning me
only makes it sexier.
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Hey, kids.
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Hey, Donna,
get off of me!
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Hello.
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Huh, so, what's up?
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Well, your mom and I
have been talking.
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We have a few ideas
about the vows.
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First of all, a wedding
is a nice way to spend the day.
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Write that down.
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"Spending the day with
your mom is nice."
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That's my first vow.
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I don't think
that's a vow.
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Yes, it is.
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Ok, uh, mom...
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Why do you want
to get remarried?
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Well, when your dad
and I were in the attic,
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we figured out I still
fit in my wedding dress.
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Oh,
that's good, too.
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"Midge,
you're as thin today
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as the day
I married you."
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That's a nice vow.
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Write.
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So both the ceremony
and reception
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will be completely
green and gold...
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In honor of the packers.
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That's...classy, Bob.
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And red, since you and I
have a special bond,
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I'd like you
to be my best man.
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Really?
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Yep.
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Well, uh,
I don't know, Bob.
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Oh, I think
that is just lovely.
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Yeah. Fine. I'd love
to be your best man.
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And, kitty, since you
and midge are so close,
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she'd like to ask
you a special favor.
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Oh, Bob.
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I would be honored
to be midge's--
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she'd like you
to bring chairs.
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Chair-bringer.
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Oh, Steven,
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how'd you like to be our
wedding photographer?
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Nope. I like
to party at parties.
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I'll give you 10 bucks.
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20 plus a meatball sub.
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Bob: Deal.
Deal.
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Well, got to go pick up
my green and gold tux.
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It's a special order.
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Guy looked at me
like I was an idiot.
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Yeah. That was the look.
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Well,
can you beat that?
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Midge and I are much
better friends than you and Bob.
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Well,
men's friendships are--
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all of my life I have
wanted to be a bridesmaid.
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None of my friends have ever
asked me to be a bridesmaid.
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Well, that's 'cause
you're too pretty.
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Oh, can it.
That's not gonna work.
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I am gonna be a bridesmaid.
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Hey, wanna be
the best man?
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I'm sorry, man,
I must have lost your film.
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Are you sure
it was this hut?
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Hey, man. All right.
Check this out, ok?
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Friend of mine's having
a wedding this weekend,
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and I told him that
I'd be the photographer.
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Oh, cool, man.
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I remember my wedding.
It was magical, man.
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Chicks and booze everywhere.
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And I'd be willing to miss
all that chicky-boozy fun
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to take pictures, you know?
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But, Leo, man,
I got a problem.
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I can't see
through the viewfinder
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because I have a glass eye.
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How come your eye
doesn't look like glass, man?
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Well, that's 'cause it's
special space-age glass.
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Whoa.
Your eye was in space?
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That's awesome, man.
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Ok.
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So, here's the deal,
right?
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Job pays 10 bucks
and half a meatball sub.
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So I'm missing out
on a pretty sweet deal here.
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Damn you, glass eye.
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Well, hey, I could
use the 10 bucks, man,
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and half a meatball sub.
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If only I had a camera.
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Whoa!
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Hey, it's all
coming together, man.
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Why do we have to
getall dressed up
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for this stupid
rehearsal dinner?
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Because
my mom said so.
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And we don't
argue with mommy.
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Ok. So, Jackie
hasn't made me
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read a single
bride's magazine.
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I'm telling you, man.
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Ever since I set
her house on fire,
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she's been acting
really weird.
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Hey, you know, when I'm trying
to get in good with Donna,
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you know what works for me?
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I don't set her house
on fire. Yeah.
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Oh, sure.
Hindsight's 20i20.
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Here, loser, mom wants
you to put this on.
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Hey, Laurie.
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Where have you been,
you idiot?
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Oh, well, Jackie was--
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I told you never
to say that name to me.
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We have a relationship!
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See, that's true, so--
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shut up!
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Jackie, hear me now.
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I am not helping
with any of the wedding stuff.
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Good.
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Oh, nice try, Jackie,
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but the reverse psychology's
not gonna work on me.
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My mind's too powerful.
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Whatever.
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Ok.
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No, wait. Jackie,
that's confusing!
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I'm not chasing
after you!
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Oh, kitty, would you
like to meet the bridesmaids?
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Oh, Bob, would I like
to be a bridesmaid?
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No. Would you like
to meet the bridesmaids?
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Oh. Whatever. Fine.
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Uh, kitty...
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This is Barbara,
honor, and Holly.
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Hi.
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Holly's
the maid of honor.
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Which is ironic that honor
is not the maid of honor.
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I am so gonna get you.
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Shut up!
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For god's sake,
don't do this now.
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Both: You shut up!
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I didn't fly in
from Istanbul for this.
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Well, um, well, that is--
is just a lovely dress.
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Where do the batteries go?
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Drink up!
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Ok, red,
you're the best man.
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You make the toast.
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I would, but i'm
not from Istanbul.
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Oh, fine. Ahem.
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Excuse me. Ahem.
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Hello?
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Listen up, you bastards!
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I'm sorry about the,
uh, the bastards thing.
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Anyway, I'd like to
make a special toast
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to 2 very special
people--Bob and midge.
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Crowd: Aw.
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Bob and midge.
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Bobbyand midgie.
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Here's to Bob and midge!
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[Crowd cheers]
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[Several people clap]
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Crowd: Aw.
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Red, that was
a lovely toast.
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Well, thanks.
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Kitty, I have another
big favor to ask.
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Uh-huh.
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At the ceremony, i'm
wearing something old,
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something new,
something borrowed,
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and I wondered if you had
something blue I could borrow.
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No, but I have
something sharp and rusty
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I'd love to give you.
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No, thanks.
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Um, dad, can I talk
to you for a second?
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I've been trying to work
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what we talked about
into your vows,
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but I'm having
a little trouble.
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Did you put in that thing
about your mom staying thin?
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Yeah.
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So what's the problem?
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Well, dad, it just
doesn't seem very--
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hey, there's nothing in there
about me being thin, is there?
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'Cause I can't get
enough of these wienies.
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I can't believe this.
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Hey, good-lookin',
have a cocktail wienie?
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Ugh, leave me alone.
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What?
That's nota metaphor.
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Look, cocktail wienies.
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My god,
can you believe it?
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I know,
it's unbelievable.
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These are wedding vows,
Eric, vows.
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They're supposed
to mean something.
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Well, yeah.
That's what I said,
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and I was told
to shut up.
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Shut up.
What is this?
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Scotch and soda.
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Ugh, that's not scotch.
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You're right.
It's a Shirley temple.
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I just--i didn't
wanna say that
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'cause it sounded like something
kristy mcnichol would drink, so...
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God, their marriage almost ended.
They put me through hell,
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and now that they're
getting back together,
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it's like it doesn't
even mean anything.
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How am I supposed
to write about love
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when theyare the worst
example in the entire world?
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No. No. Ok.
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00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,015
Look, they may not
be the best example,
257
00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:30,309
but they do
love each other.
258
00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:33,270
They just can't
express it, or...
259
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:38,025
Really any thoughts
more complex than "I'm hungry."
260
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:43,447
But the important thing is that
they really do love each other.
261
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,325
Yeah. I guess they do.
262
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:47,868
They do!
You know they do.
263
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,912
And that's why they need you
to say what they can't say...
264
00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:53,623
Because, despite your
bimbo-like good looks,
265
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,959
you're very smart.
266
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,589
Look, write the vows
that you would write.
267
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,008
And, Donna, I know...
268
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I know it'll be great.
269
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,888
Ok.
270
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,265
Thanks.
271
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,531
Oh, hey, Fez,
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00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:31,036
uh, if anybodyasks,
this is a glass eye.
273
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,579
What?
274
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,583
Hey, Leo, man.
You all set?
275
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,835
Totally, man.
I got everything.
276
00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:41,630
Great.
Where's the camera?
277
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,424
I got everything
but the camera...
278
00:14:44,591 --> 00:14:47,928
Or the film
or the flashcubes.
279
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,430
I got nothing, man.
280
00:14:50,597 --> 00:14:54,142
Leo, man, the foto hut
is loaded with that stuff.
281
00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:57,896
I know. It's ironic,
isn't it?
282
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,941
And yet, not surprising.
283
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,863
Hey, I'm Leo,
284
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:09,783
and I'm also a Leo.
285
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,452
Think about it.
286
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:15,914
Yeah, wow. I'm Holly,
287
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,375
and I think that's deep.
288
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,712
Boy, this wedding's
gonna be pretty lame
289
00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:25,465
without a trampoline, huh?
290
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:28,176
Whatever.
291
00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:29,594
All right, Jackie.
292
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,638
If you're mad at me, well,
then use your mad voice.
293
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,056
And if you're not,
well, then, lady,
294
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,517
you better start chewing
my ear off like usual.
295
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,811
Look, Michael,
I'm not mad, ok?
296
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,606
Could you be
any more annoying?
297
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,317
Yes!
298
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,573
Oh, kitty,
it's a disaster.
299
00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:52,117
The ceremony's starting,
and I can't find Holly.
300
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,286
Well, I'm sure
she's here somewhere.
301
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:59,291
I bet if we listen real hard,
we can hear her dress.
302
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,086
All right, sweetie,
I'll help you look.
303
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,754
Holly!
304
00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:07,340
[Thump on wall]
305
00:16:07,507 --> 00:16:10,635
[Woman laughing]
306
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:15,348
Holly: Have you ever seen
a girl do this before?
307
00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:17,851
Leo: Once in Amsterdam.
308
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:22,063
I love photography, man.
309
00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:23,607
[Holly laughs]
310
00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:26,401
Oh, my.
311
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,862
Midge?
312
00:16:29,362 --> 00:16:32,073
Sweetie,
now, I just, um...
313
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,826
I just--i don't have
a good feeling about this.
314
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,244
Whatam I gonna do?
315
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:38,246
Well, you don't worry about that.
You go back inside.
316
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,664
Oh, thank you, kitty.
317
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,208
You're welcome.
318
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:00,602
I win.
319
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,237
Jackie,
this is for you.
320
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:19,287
Oh, my god.
321
00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:21,289
Pink and purple
with a unicorn.
322
00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:22,707
You remembered!
323
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:24,125
Of course I remember.
324
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:27,254
I remember everything you tell me,
even when you think I don't.
325
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,589
Really?
326
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,259
What's my favorite season?
327
00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:34,010
- Fall?
- Why?
328
00:17:34,177 --> 00:17:38,056
Uh, the outfits flatter
your Chestnut eyes.
329
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,933
And?
330
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:44,020
Slimming lines
and dark colors.
331
00:17:44,187 --> 00:17:46,147
Oh, my god, Michael!
332
00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:48,608
When you started acting
like an immature jerk,
333
00:17:48,775 --> 00:17:50,151
I started having
doubts about us,
334
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:52,696
but now this purple and
pink unicorn candy dish
335
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:56,199
proves you're
a grown-up. Oh!
336
00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:14,134
[Bridal music]
♪♪♪
337
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,390
I'm a bridesmaid.
338
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:25,103
♪♪♪
339
00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:27,355
First of all,
340
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:30,025
midge and I would like to
thank everyone for coming.
341
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:32,193
It really means a lot to us.
342
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,612
The vows we're exchanging
343
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:35,405
were written by
our daughter Donna,
344
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:39,534
whom we love very much.
345
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:43,288
"Midgie, I consider it
a privilege to be your husband."
346
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,833
Donna, I actually
feel that way.
347
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:51,546
"Bob, I'm proud and very
grateful to be your wife."
348
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:55,258
"We've known each other since
we were practically kids...
349
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,218
"So we know
all the good stuff...
350
00:18:57,385 --> 00:19:00,055
And all the not-so-good
stuff about each other."
351
00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:02,641
"I can't imagine feeling
aboutanyone else
352
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:04,309
the way I feel about you."
353
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,896
"Because I love you.
I always loved you,
354
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,981
"and I want
to make you a promise.
355
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:12,984
"No matter
what happens...
356
00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,402
"Good or bad...
357
00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:17,197
I willalways love you."
358
00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:20,116
[Bob and midge kiss]
359
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,660
Kitty: Oh!
360
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:25,372
[Crowd applauds]
361
00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:38,218
Ok. Donna, wait.
362
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,636
What?
363
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,554
Well, first you drag me
away from the wedding,
364
00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:43,348
and then you kiss me
all the way over here,
365
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,309
and then you pull me upstairs
and shove me into my bedroom
366
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,853
and put your hands
all over my body.
367
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,313
I just--
368
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,315
I'm sorry.
I'm confused.
369
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:55,276
Huh. If only
there were a way
370
00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:57,112
to make
my feelings clear
371
00:19:57,278 --> 00:20:00,323
with some
sort of action.
372
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,452
Yeah. Ha. Ok.
373
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:06,579
That's, uh, ahem,
ha ha, extremely funny.
374
00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:11,584
But, uh, every--every time
this starts happening,
375
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:14,212
it winds up not happening.
376
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:19,008
And then you skip home...
377
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:20,760
Tra-la-la-la-la.
378
00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:22,303
[Laughs]
379
00:20:23,596 --> 00:20:25,390
I know. I know,
and I'm sorry.
380
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,643
It's just--you know,
before now, I wasn't ready.
381
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,478
Yeah,
and I understand that, Donna.
382
00:20:30,645 --> 00:20:31,980
It's just that--wait!
383
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:35,191
Wait! Go back!
384
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:39,738
I wasn't ready before now.
385
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,116
Before now, like...
386
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,952
Right now?
387
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,621
Eric, when I had
to write those vows,
388
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,248
I had to think about love.
389
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,167
When I thought about love,
390
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,585
I thoughtabout you.
391
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:58,339
I love you, Eric,
and I want to be with you.
392
00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:02,635
God, Donna, I...
393
00:21:02,802 --> 00:21:05,513
Love you.
394
00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:11,394
Are you...
395
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,397
Sure, sure?
396
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,150
Yes, yes.
397
00:21:17,174 --> 00:21:22,174
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