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http://hiqve.com/
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oh, rerun's not smart.
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What's happening? I'll tell
you what's happening. Hilarity.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That's just funny.
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Hey, hey, can you guys
keep it down a bit, please?
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Hyde, there's lipstick
on your chin.
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Hyde, why are you putting
lipstick on your chin?
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It's for your lips.
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Hey, maybe he's got
a girl back there.
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So, Hyde, who's
the lucky lady?
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I never kiss and tell.
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It's Kat Peterson.
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Yeah, right.
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You're in your bedroom
with the most popular
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girl in school.
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Yeah. What happened
to Farrah fawcett?
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Did her car break down?
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Just keep it down, all right?
You're killing the mood.
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Hyde, there is no mood
because no one's back there.
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Hey, Mike.
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Mwa. Okay, so we're all set
for our big dinner party.
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Oh, yay, the big
dinner party.
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So here.
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You and a guest are cordially
invited for an evening
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of cocktails, dinner, and TV."
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The attire is
semi-formal casual.
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Ah, finally, I can wear
my tuxedo t-shirt.
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Uh, sorry, Fez. I forgot
to invite you and Hyde.
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Oh, but it's
never too late.
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Okay, bye.
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Don't worry, Fez. I'm sure
you and Hyde can come.
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No, Michael,
they can't.
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Okay, I get it.
They can't come.
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Come with me.
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No!
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Okay, I'll give you
a hundred bucks
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if you don't make me go
to this party.
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Show me the hundred.
Damn!
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Well, the party's
tomorrow night.
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So I better go home and start
putting on Cologne now.
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So, that was fun.
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No. Disneyland's fun.
That was nasty.
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Oh, my god, Hyde.
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Kat Peterson. Nice.
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Yep.
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She's slummin' it,
and I'm lovin' it.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Red, honey, would you
go to Bob and midges'
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and get my casserole dish?
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I'm making tuna
surprise tonight.
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Well, now that I know,
you've ruined the surprise.
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[Laughing]
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It's for scrabble night.
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Bob and midge love
tuna surprise.
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Yeah, but I don't love
Bob and midge.
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Well, red, I have
to invite them over.
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They keep inviting us.
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Well, that's because
you keep inviting them.
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Somebody's got to break the
chain, or it'll go on forever.
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Red, they're the only
friends we have since
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you made Phyllis cry.
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I didn't say anything
about Phyllis' weight
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that the whole room
didn't already know.
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Donna, I'm gonna have dinner
parties all the time
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when I'm Mrs. Michael kelso...
Esquire.
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Just think about it.
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Do I have to?
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Oh, shh...
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♪ So they sprinkled moondust
in your hair ♪
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♪ and golden starlight
in your eyes of blue ♪
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They're brown.
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I know.
Ha ha ha ha.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
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Oh, kelso, you
little so and so.
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I'd nary a notion of
your songbird ways,
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having thought you merely
a captain of industry
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and a king among men.
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My word...
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Cease your fawning and
let us discuss the fox hunt.
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But first, I crave
a French pastry.
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Where's the help?
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Apologies, good sire.
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I was in the stables
brushing the horses,
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secretly entertaining
notions of a sensual tryst
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with a lady.
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[Laughs heartily]
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Top drawer!
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Top...drawer.
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Top drawer.
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[Knock knock]
Hello.
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Oh.
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Oh, hey, Bob.
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Oh, hi, red.
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[Plays chopsticks off-key]
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Stop it!
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You know what might make
this party a little more fun?
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Sweet death.
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Hyde?! Fez?!
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Michael!
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Oh, good. It's Hyde,
Fez, and Michael.
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Hello, fellas.
What's to eat?
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Ah, are these melon balls
for anyone?
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Why are they here?
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I invited them because you're
always discussing manners,
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and I wanted to be mannerly.
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He's mannerly.
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Hey, Chuck.
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Oh, no. Chuck's here.
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Why, Michael?
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Why would you invite
all these people?
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Why would you do this?
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Well, I was thinking that if
a party of 10 people was fun,
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then a party of 30 people
would be twice as much fun.
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Michael, I didn't want
twice as much fun.
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I wanted a small,
classy party.
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But, Jackie, just because
there's a couple more people
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doesn't mean it can't
still be classy.
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Hey, everybody, i'm
taking off my pants!
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No hair?
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None.
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Well, a little.
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Well, what are we
talking about here, red?
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Is it like ed asner bald
or Charlie brown bald?
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Jeez, kitty, I don't know.
I barely looked.
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Okay, I need a visual aid.
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It was so uncomfortable.
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I mean, a toupee's
a pretty big lie, kitty.
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Okay, here.
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Show me on wooly Willy.
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Ahem.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, uh-huh.
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Really?
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Hey! Hey!
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Would it kill you
to use a coaster?
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Bunch of wild
hooligans here.
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Oh, sorry, red.
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Red. You know...
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It was gonna
leave a ring.
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That's so true, kitty.
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Eric, look,
this is not your house.
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You're not gonna get
in trouble for any of this,
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so loosen up.
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Yeah. I guess
I could do that.
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Oh, my god.
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It's like I'm seeing colors
I've never seen before.
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Hey, Kat.
Want a beer?
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No.
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Thanks.
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She just
blew me off, man.
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You believe that?
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Yes, I do.
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I really, really do.
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Michael, are they drinking
out of my parents' crystal?
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Yeah, Jackie.
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They were trying to drink
straight from the bottle,
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and I said, no! No!
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Use the crystal
'cause it's classy.
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Michael, I'm gonna go upstairs
and feel sorry for myself.
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And you, you are
gonna fix this.
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Fix--fix it?
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Jackie, you're having
the party of the year here!
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Aaggh! Oww!
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Damn!
I do not get women!
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Yes, neither does Hyde,
right, Hyde?
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[Knock on door]
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You okay?
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Donna, please. I really don't
want to talk about Michael.
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Okay, so what is your honest
opinion about Michael?
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Um, by honest,
you mean...
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Donna, please learn
to listen.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
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Honestly?
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Mm-hmm.
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You have certain
expectations of kelso
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that may not be
entirely realistic.
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You want him to be
sophisticated and smart,
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but actually he's
unsophisticated and... unsmart.
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Oh!
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Hey, you know, you guys
are really bringing
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down the make-out room.
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[Music]
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Well, I'm gonna
have to pass.
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I've got nothing.
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Would you
look at her, Fez.
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Acting like she's
all hot stuff.
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So she's incredibly
good-looking
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and everyone likes her.
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I'm real impressed.
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Yeah, I know
how it is.
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You know, you think
you know somebody,
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but then it turns out he
lied about making out
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with Kat Peterson.
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Hyde! Fez!
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What, is this a funeral?
Come on!
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Why aren't you guys
getting down?
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Well, I'm afraid Hyde is way
too lovesick to get down.
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Lovesick?
I don't love her, man.
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I just think we should
be having sex is all,
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'cause she'd enjoy it.
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Hyde, I'm not a doctor,
but I play one on TV.
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But seriously, Hyde...
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This is a party!
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So loosen up, like me.
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Whoops-a-Daisy.
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Man, I wish Jackie
would loosen up.
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She's throwing a great
party down here,
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and she's missing it.
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Kelso, you don't
get it, huh?
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This party meant
the world to Jackie.
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And you crapped on it.
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All right, ease up
on kelso, huh?
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Thanks, Hyde.
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Yeah, I mean, so you
did something horrible.
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But it's Jackie,
so who cares?
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No. Wait.
What are you saying?
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I'm saying you burned
her, man, royally.
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Nice job.
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But...no, man!
I didn't want to burn her.
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I invited all these people
to make it fun so her party
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would be good.
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She didn't want
a good party.
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She wanted her party.
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You know what?
You're right, Fez.
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All right, this party's over.
Everybody out!
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No. Kelso, what
are you saying, man?
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Think!
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You know what, guys?
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For the first time in my life,
I think I am thinking.
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You know, I'm in danger of
ruining the greatest thing
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that has ever happened to me.
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And I am not gonna
let that happen!
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Kelso--
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do not interrupt me,
all right?!
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This is important.
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From now on, I'm gonna put
Jackie's needs first.
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And she is gonna be
so proud of me!
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Whoa!
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Whoa, man!
This is a rager!
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Give me your brandies.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Gimme--
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whoa!
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Donna, how dare you say
that about me and Michael?
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Jackie, you wanted
my honest opinion.
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You're honest opinion
that we're great together.
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Look, you are wrong
about Michael.
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00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,567
He knows he made a mistake,
and he's gonna make it up to me.
260
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,278
You wait and see.
261
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,492
Uh, Jackie...
262
00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:31,411
Where's the fire extinguisher?
263
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,999
[Blowing]
264
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,630
S-i-t.
265
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,716
That's "sit."
266
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:46,885
Oh, my...
267
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,387
Yes, it is.
268
00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:51,139
Again.
Ha ha ha.
269
00:14:51,306 --> 00:14:53,725
Yeah, midgie's got
quite a lead.
270
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,519
You're turn, red.
271
00:14:55,685 --> 00:14:56,770
Okay...
272
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,022
Fine.
273
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,776
Cueball.
274
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:11,410
Ahem. I'm--
I'm sorry, Bob.
275
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:16,123
Sorry? Ha ha.
Why apologize to me?
276
00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,875
I like billiards.
277
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,338
Billiards are fun.
278
00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:25,757
Okay, so you all know.
279
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:26,967
I don't know anything.
280
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,510
I wear a toupee.
281
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,847
Bob! If you tell them,
they'll know.
282
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,267
I wear a rug.
283
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,227
So what?
284
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:46,903
You know...
285
00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:50,157
I wish I had a toupee.
286
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:54,995
You know, because, you know,
the way my hair is sometimes.
287
00:15:56,913 --> 00:15:58,707
Look, Bob, being bald
isn't something a man
288
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,376
has to hide from.
289
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,087
A toupee is just silly.
290
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,840
I keep telling him if he'd
grow as much air on his head
291
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,677
as he does on his back, he'd
have a full head of hair.
292
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,305
Look, I know it's silly.
293
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,474
I guess I'm vain.
294
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,893
Every morning I wake up
wishing I had the courage
295
00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:20,395
to walk around
looking like you.
296
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,236
But I don't, red.
297
00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:29,863
I don't.
298
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,115
I guess that makes me
a bad person.
299
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,658
Look, Bob, I
didn't mean to make--
300
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:35,243
no. No. You know what?
You're right, red.
301
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,537
You're right.
302
00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:40,373
Maybe it's time I
stop living the lie.
303
00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:55,388
[Stifled laughing]
304
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,523
[Stifled laugh]
305
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,983
Sinuses.
306
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,736
[Laughing]
307
00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:13,240
[Laughs]
308
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,116
All right, all right,
I was wrong, Bob.
309
00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:18,411
You need the toupee.
Put it back on.
310
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:28,797
[Sings off-key]
♪ hey, hey, Donna ♪
311
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,007
♪ I want to sing to you ♪
312
00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:34,594
♪ hey, hey, hey, Donna ♪
313
00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:37,847
♪ no one else will ever do ♪
314
00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:41,017
♪ I've waited so long ♪
315
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:44,020
♪ for school to be through ♪
316
00:17:44,187 --> 00:17:48,608
♪ Donna, Donna, I love you ♪
317
00:17:48,775 --> 00:17:51,820
[Falsetto]
♪ hey, hey, Donna ♪
318
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,072
Eric, get down off
there right now!
319
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,615
What's the problem, Donna?
320
00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:57,200
Yeah, what's the problem,
Donna?
321
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,910
Timmy, go get
your pants on,
322
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:01,538
or I'll beat
the crap out of you.
323
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,957
Eric, remember when I
told you to loosen up?
324
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,418
Oh, yeah, baby.
325
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,545
Well, tighten up, baby.
326
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,548
When the house is on
fire, the party's over.
327
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,383
Well, hey, this was your idea.
328
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,595
Eric, I told you to loosen
up, not act like a dink.
329
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,597
Well... I'm new at this.
330
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:21,099
So sue me.
331
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,311
♪ Sue-hoo-hoo me ♪
332
00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:26,521
♪ sue me, Donna ♪
333
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,607
Eric.
334
00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:37,240
Hello, Steven.
335
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,201
Oh, I see how this
is gonna be.
336
00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:42,996
So, when you're with
your little clique,
337
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,998
you're too good for me.
338
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,416
Right.
339
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,502
But they're gone now,
so...Hi.
340
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,091
You know, for a rich girl,
you're kinda skanky.
341
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,264
Come on, let me show you
the garage.
342
00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:07,729
That proves nothing.
343
00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:14,235
Son of a bitch.
344
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:21,660
No. Listen, Jackie. Wait.
I owe you an apology.
345
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:24,621
I--i just wanted to help
tonight,
346
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:27,791
and I guess I blew it.
347
00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:29,167
And I'm sorry.
348
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,128
Yeah. Lately, you've been
sorry a lot, Michael.
349
00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:35,006
Yeah, but this time
I mean it.
350
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,760
Actually, he does.
351
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:42,222
He felt very bad and said
tender words about you,
352
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,016
and then he set
your house on fire.
353
00:19:48,603 --> 00:19:51,815
See, he loves you, but he
just--he just stupid.
354
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,152
Thank you, Fez.
355
00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:58,363
Sure.
356
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,115
Jackie, I do love you,
357
00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:03,326
and I'll do whatever it takes
to make you happy with me.
358
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,078
Yeah, well, i'm
beginning to think
359
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,081
that you're never
gonna make me happy.
360
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,791
What are you saying?
361
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,086
I'm saying I have a lot
of thinking to do.
362
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:26,266
Whew! Dodged a bullet there,
huh, Fez?
363
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:30,854
[Music]
364
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:45,577
Nothing good came
out of this night.
365
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,997
Although I did find out
Brandy's flammable.
366
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,416
Yeah, it's worth knowing.
367
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,836
Oh, and, uh, gasoline,
for future reference.
368
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,880
You know, I just
don't get chicks, man.
369
00:20:57,046 --> 00:20:59,632
God, Donna, men are stupid.
370
00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:01,760
How can they not
know what we want?
371
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:03,553
They want you to give
them what they want,
372
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,180
I think they know what we want.
373
00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:06,556
But you can't know
what they want
374
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,224
they just won't give it
to us. You know?
375
00:21:08,391 --> 00:21:09,684
Because they never
tell you. You know?
376
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,311
It's so simple.
377
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:12,645
Yeah, it's confusing, huh?
378
00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:14,481
Oh, my god. The most
horrifying moment?
379
00:21:14,647 --> 00:21:16,357
Eric sang to me.
380
00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:21,196
Hey, I sang to Donna.
381
00:21:21,362 --> 00:21:23,281
Yeah, she kinda melted.
382
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,284
I mean, she called me
a dink, but...
383
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,912
I don't think she meant it.
384
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:31,498
Eric was such a dink
tonight.
385
00:21:31,664 --> 00:21:33,249
And I mean it.
386
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:34,793
Totally.
387
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:36,920
Totally.
388
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,809
I told you,
get out, crasher!
389
00:21:50,975 --> 00:21:53,561
I can't find my pants!
My mom's gonna kill me!
390
00:21:53,728 --> 00:21:55,355
Well, maybe you should've
thought about that
391
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,940
before you took them off!
392
00:21:57,106 --> 00:21:59,609
Now, get out!
393
00:22:02,445 --> 00:22:04,072
Hey, so I hear you and kelso
are kinda on the rocks.
394
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,490
What do you say we go and--
395
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,158
oww!
396
00:22:07,182 --> 00:22:12,182
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